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[2026-03-17 03:56:31] Pilot : longing the f out of this
[2026-03-17 03:56:32] bmagic : Recovering the profit lost from leaving overleveraged positions open last night while asleep
[2026-03-17 03:56:50] Pilot : Watch and learn ennit
[2026-03-17 03:57:11] Shiro : bmagic: seems your D is safe now guys try to save my a$$ 😂🤣
[2026-03-17 03:57:36] Pilot : https://youtu.be/2Lj6eUgcVwM?si=PTzU7czuVRIU5mfB hot lick
[2026-03-17 03:58:10] Pilot : long the absolute balls off this for free money
[2026-03-17 03:58:30] Pilot : /zen 23m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 23 minutes zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-17 04:00:19] MadoffNakamoto : smart guy, unlike Yawn-Williams the all knower with targets pulled straight outta its ass
[2026-03-17 04:02:52] Mr. Axelrod : MadoffNakamoto: Shawn just came back after perma ban, he cant keep his cool for long and might blow up his ass. give him some time sir :doge:
[2026-03-17 04:03:13] MadoffNakamoto : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 04:07:07] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: long your short :arthur:
[2026-03-17 04:09:48] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: yeah best way to turning a loosing to more lose and ending up as loser 😑💔
[2026-03-17 04:11:01] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: or consult bmagic and Shawn
[2026-03-17 04:11:04] Mr. Axelrod : :pepe:
[2026-03-17 04:11:42] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 04:12:27] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: youre gonna martingale untill new ath? :arthur:
[2026-03-17 04:13:33] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: the sad thing I was the bullish guy on here and calling 76 🤣😑
[2026-03-17 04:13:59] MadoffNakamoto : ah well :|
[2026-03-17 04:14:17] MadoffNakamoto : anyway, back to sleep
[2026-03-17 04:22:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PEPEUSDT`: Sell 36630000 PEPE @ 0.000003868 ($141.68)
[2026-03-17 04:23:26] Pilot : https://youtu.be/CAmWpM7bwd4?si=EnAu3sYvuAXYty3E ski ski ski ski
[2026-03-17 04:23:35] Pilot : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 300,000 USD @ 74347.2313 ```
[2026-03-17 04:30:51] bmagic : Pilot:madness
[2026-03-17 04:32:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0053 XBT @ 74247.8 ($393.53) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-17 04:32:24] Shawn-Williams : US will open @ btc 72k
[2026-03-17 04:32:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.3900 SOL @ 93.58 ($36.49)
[2026-03-17 04:32:31] BlissRP : stop sell scammers
[2026-03-17 04:32:34] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-17 04:32:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.4700 SOL @ 93.56 ($43.97)
[2026-03-17 04:32:58] BlissRP : red days illegal
[2026-03-17 04:33:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1100 USD @ 74158.4
[2026-03-17 04:34:23] 45th_blown_account : when BTC great again :pepe:
[2026-03-17 04:34:39] Shiro : RonnieREKT: 😂
[2026-03-17 04:40:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0024 XBT @ 74006.1 ($177.64) - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-17 04:45:53] speedwell : if 74 holds London will push on..
[2026-03-17 04:47:37] Belimex : Hmm
[2026-03-17 04:48:11] BlissRP : london has no balls
[2026-03-17 04:48:42] speedwell : BlissRP: Deep pockets though
[2026-03-17 04:50:49] Pilot : BlissRP: lol
[2026-03-17 04:51:10] Pilot : https://youtu.be/xt2UuSKwYmQ?si=EI907TXvw3_-xkbe
[2026-03-17 04:53:17] Pilot : I’ll be back in the office soon train is in 15 ish mins
[2026-03-17 04:54:30] Pilot : Then things can get fun
[2026-03-17 04:56:06] Pilot : https://youtu.be/xFAwPUFuMfI?si=uNzhXuEeXrpDn5eN I have 5 power banks
[2026-03-17 04:57:16] Pilot : /zen 3m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 3 minutes zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-17 04:57:55] Shiro : /zen 30m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 30 minutes zen mode Shiro. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-17 05:00:50] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/6ACTrTqnSHU?si=vD7VF0vK-g48ofii :doge:
[2026-03-17 05:08:27] Pilot : https://youtu.be/Y6UFyDemasM?si=zMQUo11dchqGVzMA That’s right
[2026-03-17 05:10:09] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-17 05:12:17] Pilot : https://youtu.be/qz6oCNLcx4Y?si=YDdPYdSDaB6VMVh9 Okay I stop with tunes for a bit
[2026-03-17 05:17:48] MadoffNakamoto : imagine not being long 90x full account here
[2026-03-17 05:18:47] Pilot : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 400,000 USD @ 74335.0728 ```
[2026-03-17 05:19:12] MadoffNakamoto : Pilot: is it 90x and full account tho
[2026-03-17 05:19:21] MadoffNakamoto : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 05:19:21] Pilot : MadoffNakamoto: nah lol
[2026-03-17 05:19:32] Werner : Longing tops and shorting bottoms is a skill !
[2026-03-17 05:23:15] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: red days illegal indeed and require fixing
[2026-03-17 05:23:30] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-17 05:25:44] MadoffNakamoto : keep in mind a lot of fake bears (bulls in disguise kek) have been drooling for a dip
[2026-03-17 05:25:55] MadoffNakamoto : wait untill they realise that this is it lol
[2026-03-17 05:33:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0100 XBT @ 74437.1 ($744.40) - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-17 05:39:26] MrLS : 75k hit
[2026-03-17 05:39:35] MrLS : 💩💩
[2026-03-17 05:39:58] MrLS : Domp it
[2026-03-17 05:42:44] MrLS : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 1,000 USD @ 72998 ```
[2026-03-17 05:43:18] MrLS : Took half off at 73.3k, stop breakeven which will probably be hit :pepe:
[2026-03-17 05:44:26] MrLS : 75.3k
[2026-03-17 05:44:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1024700 USD @ 73957.1 - Congrats, you just paid for BlackRock’s next ETF commercial
[2026-03-17 05:44:47] Shawn-Williams : This was big
[2026-03-17 05:45:01] Mr. Axelrod : Werner: :doge:
[2026-03-17 05:45:08] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: is this it tho :arthur:
[2026-03-17 05:46:37] Shawn-Williams : I think its a time of a straight line downside
[2026-03-17 05:46:46] Mr. Axelrod : Shawn-Williams: bring it
[2026-03-17 05:47:57] BlissRP : 1 mil liq?
[2026-03-17 05:48:01] BlissRP : top long 1 mil?
[2026-03-17 05:48:02] BlissRP : lol
[2026-03-17 05:48:59] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: hehehe
[2026-03-17 05:49:08] MadoffNakamoto : eomm
[2026-03-17 05:50:31] bmagic : Pilot?
[2026-03-17 05:51:17] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: pilot must be dead with his 300K position
[2026-03-17 06:03:04] Dario1 : gotta love them evil MMs 😈
[2026-03-17 06:03:16] Dario1 : Told you guys they would go after 75-76K :arthur:
[2026-03-17 06:03:30] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: good evening fren
[2026-03-17 06:03:48] Dario1 : I’m always here, even when I’m not
[2026-03-17 06:03:53] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: a very good evening bud
[2026-03-17 06:04:06] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: How is oil prices in HK?
[2026-03-17 06:04:22] Dario1 : Your CEO John Less was expecting oil prices to rise
[2026-03-17 06:04:32] Dario1 : oil supply shock
[2026-03-17 06:04:50] Mr. Axelrod : well it is not bad , increased a bit for sure
[2026-03-17 06:05:03] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: but the important thing is our SHAWN is back
[2026-03-17 06:05:20] Mr. Axelrod : and so far he has been very social :pepe:
[2026-03-17 06:05:33] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: Yes, I know, I asked them to unban him
[2026-03-17 06:05:45] Dario1 : I heard Iran allows Chinese oil tankers to pass
[2026-03-17 06:05:56] Dario1 : not sure of that excsption also goes for HK
[2026-03-17 06:06:17] Dario1 : exception*
[2026-03-17 06:06:21] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: you did the right think mate. We definitely need him and as soon as he is back in his clown mode, I will make sure he goes back on vacation :arthur:
[2026-03-17 06:06:33] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: hahaha
[2026-03-17 06:06:42] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: well HK is now part of china so ye
[2026-03-17 06:07:26] BlissRP : Dario1: is netanyahu dead??
[2026-03-17 06:07:29] BlissRP : thoughts??
[2026-03-17 06:07:33] BlissRP : no official confirmations
[2026-03-17 06:07:38] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-17 06:09:33] Dario1 : BlissRP: I was talking about him yesterday
[2026-03-17 06:09:46] BlissRP : ah i might have missed it m8
[2026-03-17 06:09:47] Dario1 : at this point it’s probably just speculation
[2026-03-17 06:09:59] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: you always miss the important topics
[2026-03-17 06:10:01] Mr. Axelrod : :kek:
[2026-03-17 06:10:02] BlissRP : its weird he loves the cameras usually now just going silent
[2026-03-17 06:10:07] Dario1 : I checked Iranian sources, they are only speculating that he could be dead
[2026-03-17 06:10:18] Dario1 : Why would they speculate?
[2026-03-17 06:10:18] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: got any more for me?
[2026-03-17 06:10:27] Dario1 : It could be part of psychological warfare
[2026-03-17 06:10:39] BlissRP : Dario1: well because they tried something, no?
[2026-03-17 06:10:47] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: just kidding m8
[2026-03-17 06:10:49] Dario1 : or a way to track his location to fire missiles at him etc
[2026-03-17 06:11:00] Dario1 : there are many other reasons
[2026-03-17 06:11:09] Dario1 : and both sides in any war do it regularly
[2026-03-17 06:11:44] Dario1 : A guy who worked for british intelligence agency was explaining the reasons behind such tactics
[2026-03-17 06:12:15] BlissRP : i think i watched a podcast on these topics recently
[2026-03-17 06:12:24] Dario1 : BlissRP: also, his son was very active on x for years
[2026-03-17 06:12:30] Dario1 : 10 posts per day
[2026-03-17 06:12:45] Dario1 : but has not posted anything for 5 days
[2026-03-17 06:13:07] BlissRP : could be conspiracy theorist in me, but i feel these signs m8
[2026-03-17 06:13:16] Dario1 : but I also heard Netanyahu was in a bunker in germnay
[2026-03-17 06:13:20] BlissRP : somethings off
[2026-03-17 06:13:20] Dario1 : so who knows
[2026-03-17 06:13:42] Dario1 : he knows he is the top target
[2026-03-17 06:13:53] Dario1 : so he is probably hiding somewhere
[2026-03-17 06:14:45] Dario1 : some say he is in an airplane 23 hours per day, flying in circles above Mediterranean sea to stay safe from missile attacks
[2026-03-17 06:15:05] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 06:17:54] BlissRP : only time will tell
[2026-03-17 06:18:25] BlissRP : its kinda funny now trump asks for help opening the strait cause he too scared to put boots on the ground too early
[2026-03-17 06:18:29] BlissRP : and nobody wants to help
[2026-03-17 06:18:56] BlissRP : gg
[2026-03-17 06:22:02] Dario1 : hehe
[2026-03-17 06:22:17] Dario1 : It’s funny to see the two best air forces in the world alongside the most powerful military can’t handle Iran
[2026-03-17 06:22:28] BlissRP : +1
[2026-03-17 06:23:35] MadoffNakamoto : Trump calling for help speaks volume too, considering his ego
[2026-03-17 06:24:02] BlissRP : hes feeling the pressure
[2026-03-17 06:24:07] BlissRP : esp after the school bombing
[2026-03-17 06:24:16] BlissRP : whack af btw
[2026-03-17 06:30:49] Dario1 : MadoffNakamoto: +1
[2026-03-17 06:35:06] bmagic : Pump it!!!!!!
[2026-03-17 06:35:35] MadoffNakamoto : *psychologia*
[2026-03-17 06:38:46] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: happy to hear love
[2026-03-17 06:38:57] Dario1 : Congratz on ze profits
[2026-03-17 06:49:00] The_Reaper : Dario1: makes you wonder how iran is still launching missiles … they should have been keeping an eye on that i stead of randomly bombing everything
[2026-03-17 06:49:56] The_Reaper : Remove that ability alongside more structural dmg to rev garde and iran is mouthdead
[2026-03-17 06:54:09] Dario1 : The_Reaper: it’s easier said than done mate
[2026-03-17 06:54:38] Dario1 : Their missiles are in deep underground mountain bunkers
[2026-03-17 06:54:57] Dario1 : and they have highly mobile launchers
[2026-03-17 06:55:05] Dario1 : difficult to track
[2026-03-17 06:55:41] Dario1 : welcome to asymmetrical warfare :arthur:
[2026-03-17 06:56:50] BlissRP : Dario1: yep
[2026-03-17 06:56:54] BlissRP : they hiding everything well
[2026-03-17 06:57:01] BlissRP : USA was so naive
[2026-03-17 06:57:24] Dario1 : BlissRP: indeed
[2026-03-17 07:02:07] MadoffNakamoto : 100x long full account or no balls
[2026-03-17 07:06:16] MadoffNakamoto : One dip a day keeps the flashcrash away :doge:
[2026-03-17 07:14:11] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: start preparing mentally to say bye to your dik
[2026-03-17 07:15:17] BlissRP : how anti climactic
[2026-03-17 07:15:25] BlissRP : no death candola?
[2026-03-17 07:15:29] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-17 07:20:40] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: new checkpoint unlocked sir :arthur:
[2026-03-17 07:20:51] BlissRP : abort mission!!!!!
[2026-03-17 07:39:46] bmagic : MadoffNakamoto: i made so many dik related promises i forgot which one is going to give me the chop
[2026-03-17 07:44:47] Dario1 : I wouldn’t worry about bmagic
[2026-03-17 07:44:51] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 07:45:00] Dario1 : we all come and go
[2026-03-17 07:45:06] Dario1 : but bmagic stays
[2026-03-17 07:45:07] BlissRP : we dont worry about him, hes just funny
[2026-03-17 07:45:13] Dario1 : bmagic strikes again
[2026-03-17 07:48:32] Dario1 : the man, the myth, the legend
[2026-03-17 07:48:47] Dario1 : he will be on the legends list this year
[2026-03-17 07:49:38] BlissRP : for setting a record of how many high lev positions he survived?
[2026-03-17 07:50:09] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 07:51:03] BlissRP : "he kept his dik through 3744 100x+ positions, earning his spot on our list"
[2026-03-17 07:53:38] Dario1 : dik secured!
[2026-03-17 07:53:54] Dario1 : his dik has the highest survival rate in town
[2026-03-17 07:54:34] BlissRP : and it all changed when he met bluemasters hoes :pepe:
[2026-03-17 07:54:56] Dario1 : :pepe:
[2026-03-17 08:06:27] neki : sup mah bullaz we kickin it op what?
[2026-03-17 08:07:32] neki : MadoffNakamoto: sir, whats >the limit< today, sers? lets blow the top off
[2026-03-17 08:11:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-17 08:16:23] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!
[2026-03-17 08:16:33] BlissRP : the battle lines are drawn!
[2026-03-17 08:16:39] BlissRP : ready? fite!
[2026-03-17 08:23:59] speedwell : 74 holding...
[2026-03-17 08:24:28] speedwell : Launch pad.
[2026-03-17 08:24:38] speedwell : London calling
[2026-03-17 08:24:52] speedwell : ring ring, ring ring...
[2026-03-17 08:26:06] Dario1 : don’t get high on your own supply
[2026-03-17 08:26:30] neki : London : "woould you like some tea, bear?" *bera lies down and waits to be t--bagged*
[2026-03-17 08:42:47] bmagic : Dont go long yet
[2026-03-17 08:42:54] bmagic : If opening new position
[2026-03-17 08:43:02] bmagic : Wait next 4 hourly
[2026-03-17 08:43:14] bmagic : Ding dong
[2026-03-17 08:43:44] bmagic : If it breaks up now ill be shorting
[2026-03-17 08:44:04] bmagic : Anything above 74800
[2026-03-17 08:47:06] Dario1 : bmagic: +1
[2026-03-17 08:58:35] neki : I thnk we might have even exhaustted both sides until later in week. We might linger here and stop-chop in a crappy 73-74.5 range now
[2026-03-17 09:13:31] Mr. JB : Short good or rekt myself again?
[2026-03-17 09:13:33] Mr. JB : GM guys!
[2026-03-17 09:14:25] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. JB: u will be good in the end
[2026-03-17 09:14:50] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-17 09:20:12] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: @Dario1 so...
[2026-03-17 09:20:18] GodBleesYou : what we target now?
[2026-03-17 09:21:19] GodBleesYou : i got the local top luvky me https://www.tradingview.com/x/SfxmQrAz/
[2026-03-17 09:22:19] BlissRP : me too, third try is the charm
[2026-03-17 09:22:22] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-17 09:22:29] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3
[2026-03-17 09:23:02] GodBleesYou : so we target full reversal and new moon? @BlissRP
[2026-03-17 09:23:09] GodBleesYou : or bear market resume?
[2026-03-17 09:23:11] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-17 09:23:31] BlissRP : im still eyeing a few fractals
[2026-03-17 09:24:18] BlissRP : 1st bear flag from Jan had a very similar pattern to rn
[2026-03-17 09:24:27] BlissRP : and may 2022 weekly
[2026-03-17 09:25:01] BlissRP : historical trends are not an indicator of future performances bla bla bla
[2026-03-17 09:25:05] BlissRP : but still
[2026-03-17 09:25:31] speedwell : and the rsi
[2026-03-17 09:25:55] BlissRP : +1
[2026-03-17 09:26:04] BlissRP : daily is extremely extended
[2026-03-17 09:27:28] speedwell : I was looking at the 3D, popped it's head above the down trend
[2026-03-17 09:29:28] BlissRP : wouldnt be surprised if we got a little further yeah
[2026-03-17 09:29:34] BlissRP : one last FU to the beras
[2026-03-17 09:30:15] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: cool cool
[2026-03-17 09:30:33] GodBleesYou : so we got a plan
[2026-03-17 09:30:51] speedwell : Long way to an october bottom, a nice mid year bump could be fun
[2026-03-17 09:30:54] BlissRP : yep, and ready to protect myself just in case
[2026-03-17 09:31:33] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-17 09:35:44] BlissRP : anybody trading hype here? its been crazy
[2026-03-17 10:06:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 152700 USD @ 73599.7 - He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter
[2026-03-17 10:10:36] neki : wo wow vato, wanna fight about it?
[2026-03-17 10:16:13] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds is good
[2026-03-17 10:20:03] Mr. Axelrod : are we winning boyz?
[2026-03-17 10:22:23] Shiro : My underwater position is shining now 🤣
[2026-03-17 10:22:54] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: nice my underwater position is still deep underwater
[2026-03-17 10:22:57] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 10:24:07] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: nahh thanks to bera it's almost even now good comeback 😂
[2026-03-17 10:24:29] Shiro : Sometimes comeback feelings better and 100x winning
[2026-03-17 10:24:40] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: 100%
[2026-03-17 10:25:27] Shiro : Still regretting why I closed my 66 longs at 71300 but it's alright lol
[2026-03-17 10:28:39] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: shit happen man ... ask Shawn
[2026-03-17 10:30:48] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: me and shawn both need diapers 🤣
[2026-03-17 10:30:51] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: 0.4508 XBT RPNL, 0.2691 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-17 10:30:58] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusdt ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSDT: -40.54 USDT RPNL, 5,424.62 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-17 10:30:59] Mr. Axelrod : MANsa_MOONsa: WTF
[2026-03-17 10:31:06] MANsa_MOONsa : :pepe:
[2026-03-17 10:31:10] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: :arthur:
[2026-03-17 10:31:18] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: weeeee 💪🏻
[2026-03-17 10:31:21] Mr. Axelrod : MANsa_MOONsa: man with PEPE
[2026-03-17 10:31:35] MANsa_MOONsa : need back UP now lol
[2026-03-17 10:35:22] neki : okee.. so let talk about this three-pronged delta-neutral slight bulla tilt story
[2026-03-17 10:35:52] neki : ehh feek this. we Mooo
[2026-03-17 10:37:13] Shiro : neki: 🤣
[2026-03-17 10:40:38] speedwell : there's a hole in the launch pad
[2026-03-17 10:41:03] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 11,000 USD @ 73706.6329 ```
[2026-03-17 10:41:38] Shiro : bmagic: not nowwww 🥹😭 my ass is on the line
[2026-03-17 10:42:41] neki : Shiro: whatsup man, hope celebrations went well
[2026-03-17 10:44:13] Shiro : neki: good good man how're you doing 😁
[2026-03-17 10:45:24] neki : Shiro: market has been good so far. Really willing. :D so cant complain. although right now, I gotta polish my magic ball to seeif bulla still shines :D
[2026-03-17 10:45:26] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 21,000 USD @ 73715.3262 ```
[2026-03-17 10:45:45] bmagic : My dick more important right now
[2026-03-17 10:45:59] bmagic : Cover your ass, my dick is ready to rocket
[2026-03-17 10:46:53] neki : bmagic: sers, your positions are really pre-Dick-tive
[2026-03-17 10:46:56] Shiro : bmagic: 😭🤣
[2026-03-17 10:47:12] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: did you get an artificial one? becuase you were dickless 10 hrs before
[2026-03-17 10:47:14] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 10:47:30] bmagic : Mr. Axelrod: no i protect my dick while im asleep
[2026-03-17 10:48:04] Shiro : bmagic: you're both gay and dickless 😂
[2026-03-17 10:48:19] bmagic : Im a big gay dick lord
[2026-03-17 10:48:25] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: hahahahhaha
[2026-03-17 10:48:53] bmagic : Ive really ruined trollbox this week for most people
[2026-03-17 10:49:29] Shiro : bmagic: if we dump you're tiny and gay 🤣
[2026-03-17 10:49:40] thankyousomuch : bmagic: rekt
[2026-03-17 10:49:47] bmagic : If we pump im fertile and still gay
[2026-03-17 10:49:50] bmagic : Win win
[2026-03-17 10:49:57] thankyousomuch : bmagic: no pump till 2050
[2026-03-17 10:50:23] neki : yeyeey, get the flip-flop ready for the hop. dont stop until u pop or drop..
[2026-03-17 10:50:36] bmagic : Pop it and drop it
[2026-03-17 10:50:38] Shiro : bmagic: if we pump I'm prostitute
[2026-03-17 10:50:50] bmagic : Your ass is mine either way
[2026-03-17 10:50:51] MANsa_MOONsa : bmagic: that entry
[2026-03-17 10:51:07] MANsa_MOONsa : hope its a phase 1 and you got more to release.... dick lord
[2026-03-17 10:51:25] Shiro : bmagic: 🤣😂
[2026-03-17 10:51:31] bmagic : Nope all in. 1 dollar margin
[2026-03-17 10:51:36] MANsa_MOONsa : lol
[2026-03-17 10:51:46] thankyousomuch : thats longers average balance 1 $
[2026-03-17 10:52:02] Mr. JB : I'm going for 40 bucks sol this week.
[2026-03-17 10:52:14] thankyousomuch : Mr. JB: good short
[2026-03-17 10:52:15] MANsa_MOONsa : my body is ready for up
[2026-03-17 10:52:22] MANsa_MOONsa : however i dont feel its going up
[2026-03-17 10:52:27] bmagic : Im going for 40 venezuelan lovers this week
[2026-03-17 10:52:33] MANsa_MOONsa : lol
[2026-03-17 10:52:39] thankyousomuch : bmagic: you have no money
[2026-03-17 10:52:54] bmagic : Either do venezuelans
[2026-03-17 10:53:05] thankyousomuch : BlackRock transfers over $94 million in BTC and ETH to Coinbase
[2026-03-17 10:53:10] thankyousomuch : rekt longers, rekt
[2026-03-17 10:53:43] bmagic : thankyousomuch: transfers over $94 million in fake news to Trollbox
[2026-03-17 10:54:04] thankyousomuch : bmagic: your 1 $ balance is not safe
[2026-03-17 10:54:10] MANsa_MOONsa : thankyousomuch: means zero hoe
[2026-03-17 10:54:27] bmagic : When have i ever played it safe
[2026-03-17 10:54:28] thankyousomuch : MANsa_MOONsa: 5 cent :pepe:
[2026-03-17 10:55:20] bmagic : Guys when im awake i rarely lose my trades
[2026-03-17 10:55:26] bmagic : Just long and be free
[2026-03-17 10:55:37] MANsa_MOONsa : change the view
[2026-03-17 10:55:53] bmagic : Operation Save Husky and Pilot
[2026-03-17 10:56:06] MANsa_MOONsa : husky is still here
[2026-03-17 10:56:09] MANsa_MOONsa : in my guild
[2026-03-17 10:56:44] thankyousomuch : bmagic: free of money
[2026-03-17 10:56:54] thankyousomuch : free from money lol
[2026-03-17 10:56:59] bmagic : Yes and in need of pump
[2026-03-17 10:57:00] MANsa_MOONsa : well im in HIS lol
[2026-03-17 10:57:03] bmagic : Puamp it
[2026-03-17 10:57:17] bmagic : 75500
[2026-03-17 10:57:18] MANsa_MOONsa : pepe is the play
[2026-03-17 10:57:27] MANsa_MOONsa : deploying 5 btc
[2026-03-17 10:58:39] neki : dandruff technical pattern
[2026-03-17 10:58:46] neki : needs shampoo
[2026-03-17 10:58:56] MANsa_MOONsa : then RINSE
[2026-03-17 10:58:58] neki : needs to sham the poo
[2026-03-17 11:00:23] thankyousomuch : Bullrun has finally found ists direction :arthur:
[2026-03-17 11:00:27] thankyousomuch : 50k
[2026-03-17 11:10:48] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Abx_qHadk&list=RDp_Abx_qHadk&start_radio=1 DMX ain't no sunshine
[2026-03-17 11:13:51] LeoFox : bmagic: @bmagic @neki
[2026-03-17 11:32:18] bmagic : Yes
[2026-03-17 11:32:38] bmagic : LeoFox:
[2026-03-17 11:43:40] PeacenLuv : shopping longs btc
[2026-03-17 11:44:34] PeacenLuv : looking to sink some strong bearz
[2026-03-17 11:44:53] PeacenLuv : particularlt btc berazzez
[2026-03-17 11:47:16] Mr. JB : Down inc?
[2026-03-17 11:47:23] BMEXcheers : i know nothing about life or trading or anything useful
[2026-03-17 11:47:27] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74008 . there btc berazzez lezdewit
[2026-03-17 11:47:28] BMEXcheers : but i can vibe code using another AI
[2026-03-17 11:47:29] BMEXcheers : lol
[2026-03-17 11:47:46] PeacenLuv : pooompahhh btc
[2026-03-17 11:50:23] PeacenLuv : long filecoin fil long sui network token sui long btc xbtusdperp lezgohh no fear btc
[2026-03-17 11:50:47] PeacenLuv : poompahhhh
[2026-03-17 11:51:21] PeacenLuv : wherez the munnee hunnee btc
[2026-03-17 11:52:14] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74111
[2026-03-17 11:52:57] PeacenLuv : while u guyz were fappin
[2026-03-17 11:53:05] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁
[2026-03-17 11:55:24] PeacenLuv : added longs xbtusdperp entry 74116
[2026-03-17 11:55:45] PeacenLuv : givrschitt btc bullaz
[2026-03-17 11:56:45] PeacenLuv : 😄😄long entry 74114 whers the bullaz
[2026-03-17 12:08:00] PeacenLuv : poooompahhh btc lezgohhhh upzkee for meeezkeeee
[2026-03-17 12:08:32] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘mwahh mwahh mwahh my favourite traderz
[2026-03-17 12:08:52] PeacenLuv : grup hugz lezgohh btc
[2026-03-17 12:09:06] Dr.van_Doom666 : UP ONLY UP!! :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: MOON!!!
[2026-03-17 12:09:34] PeacenLuv : while i loot yur poketz
[2026-03-17 12:09:36] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: wth!
[2026-03-17 12:10:00] PeacenLuv : get me some bootty
[2026-03-17 12:10:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: i am a silly fomonOOb!!!
[2026-03-17 12:10:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : 5MOON!!!MOOON!!!MOOOOOOONNNN!!!!:rocket: :rocket: :rocket:
[2026-03-17 12:10:43] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: just for you I added more to my underwater short 😭😑
[2026-03-17 12:11:00] Benobi : why is it going up ? WHY ? I mean all stops has been taken. this is unecessarly dangerous
[2026-03-17 12:13:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +1
[2026-03-17 12:13:21] Shiro : /position xbtusd @Dr.van_Doom666 💔 ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -11,500 USD @ 72229.2846 ```
[2026-03-17 12:13:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: u will be good soon
[2026-03-17 12:13:33] Shiro : And I'm fucked 😭😂
[2026-03-17 12:14:29] Shiro : Let me take cold shower that might help 🤣
[2026-03-17 12:18:24] PeacenLuv : sui token longstops up 1.02
[2026-03-17 12:19:59] PeacenLuv : long entry 74032 btc longorahmahh
[2026-03-17 12:21:12] PeacenLuv : longstops 740008
[2026-03-17 12:21:25] PeacenLuv : *74008
[2026-03-17 12:23:01] MadoffNakamoto : all the bears are ded
[2026-03-17 12:23:08] MadoffNakamoto : absolute weak ass
[2026-03-17 12:24:39] bmagic : If this pumps i will eat my own dick
[2026-03-17 12:24:49] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 74131.2 ```
[2026-03-17 12:24:56] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: but u have a very small dick
[2026-03-17 12:25:14] PeacenLuv : jumpofff
[2026-03-17 12:25:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 4740 DOGE @ 0.09968 ($472.45)
[2026-03-17 12:25:36] Shiro : bmagic: save my ass now 😂🤣
[2026-03-17 12:26:20] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: bmagic can save no one....he is dickless
[2026-03-17 12:26:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : lol
[2026-03-17 12:26:38] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 12:26:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: MOON!!!!
[2026-03-17 12:26:52] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-03-17 12:26:53] PeacenLuv : short sui token
[2026-03-17 12:26:59] Mr. Axelrod : Dr.van_Doom666: u are an asshole
[2026-03-17 12:27:07] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. Axelrod: lol
[2026-03-17 12:28:16] PeacenLuv : lol ya looked like it was gunna go up
[2026-03-17 12:28:45] Mr. Axelrod : Dr.van_Doom666: +10000000
[2026-03-17 12:29:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. Axelrod: +10000000 back Sire. Mahalo!
[2026-03-17 12:29:55] MadoffNakamoto : went to sleep for 6 hurs and woke up to the same price
[2026-03-17 12:30:04] MadoffNakamoto : what have you beras been doing
[2026-03-17 12:32:21] PeacenLuv : happens all the time
[2026-03-17 12:33:52] PeacenLuv : long entey 73786 lezgooh
[2026-03-17 12:34:35] PeacenLuv : addingg weeee
[2026-03-17 12:36:18] PeacenLuv : long sui
[2026-03-17 12:36:23] 45th_blown_account : sorry to say say it, but we are going back down :arthur: sorry
[2026-03-17 12:37:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : MOON!!!:rocket: :rocket: :rocket:
[2026-03-17 12:38:44] PeacenLuv : longstops 73666
[2026-03-17 12:54:23] contract details : gg
[2026-03-17 12:54:26] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-17 13:02:50] Gandalf the Grey : downtrend still not confirmed. wait
[2026-03-17 13:04:13] neki : this session will be shiet until Murica. just meh
[2026-03-17 13:05:05] neki : past days, EU done did it, Asia done did it.. Murica done gonna/must rekt what those two above have done. :D its the murican way. fukk yeh, America!
[2026-03-17 13:10:35] Dr.van_Doom666 : i can smell the flash crash!
[2026-03-17 13:14:17] 45th_blown_account : sorry to say it, but its going to 20k :kek:
[2026-03-17 13:21:06] Dr.van_Doom666 : 45th_blown_account: +1
[2026-03-17 13:21:46] 45th_blown_account : Dr.van_Doom666: :doge: +1
[2026-03-17 13:25:23] Djdez : Who pumped Aster 4%?
[2026-03-17 13:25:43] contract details : to hell
[2026-03-17 13:29:41] Shiro : 3k 😄
[2026-03-17 13:30:10] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: XRP 3k :doge:
[2026-03-17 13:30:56] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: $melania 180k end of the year
[2026-03-17 13:31:59] Gandalf the Grey : lets push 77k no?
[2026-03-17 13:32:07] Gandalf the Grey : we need free monies
[2026-03-17 13:32:29] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: i know , Netanehiu still alive https://x.com/vl_plus/status/2033606950114455691 ,fax
[2026-03-17 13:32:33] MadoffNakamoto : trollbox, clueless as usual
[2026-03-17 13:32:48] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: my short still is underwater I prefer 65-67 🤣
[2026-03-17 13:33:05] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/FPOmypyS/ look chart
[2026-03-17 13:33:05] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: is he!!! Let me see
[2026-03-17 13:33:28] Gandalf the Grey : not look too much bearish no
[2026-03-17 13:33:39] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: wtf!!!! No problem let me call my Iranian plug 🔌🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 13:33:44] Gandalf the Grey : better buy dips with SL (gray line)
[2026-03-17 13:33:54] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: nahh but I need hopium 😭
[2026-03-17 13:34:13] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd I just clicked this and 100 usd lol ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 20,000 USD @ 73671.3 ```
[2026-03-17 13:34:20] Gandalf the Grey : free money
[2026-03-17 13:34:23] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDD
[2026-03-17 13:34:29] 45th_blown_account : sorry to formally inform you but its going 3k :catjam:
[2026-03-17 13:35:09] Shiro : 45k us opening amd 3k us closing 🤣
[2026-03-17 13:35:53] Gandalf the Grey : we need finnic back
[2026-03-17 13:36:35] Shiro : I hate being bera but I have too to save my ass 😂
[2026-03-17 13:36:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +1000
[2026-03-17 13:36:43] Gandalf the Grey : i think best just either long support or short resist based on how the market looks. no need overcomplicate
[2026-03-17 13:36:49] Gandalf the Grey : risk a bit win more
[2026-03-17 13:37:00] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: Doom masive wick
[2026-03-17 13:38:29] Shiro : Where's @Dario I want to tell him happy new year 😁
[2026-03-17 13:38:37] Dr.van_Doom666 : it will be epic tomorrow! TOTAL BULL EXTINCTION!!
[2026-03-17 13:38:47] Shiro : And ask him if Bibi he's still alive!?
[2026-03-17 13:39:05] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: meanwhile, face down, ass up 😈
[2026-03-17 13:39:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: -1
[2026-03-17 13:39:56] Shiro : Can I spank him too? @MadoffNakamoto @Dr.van_Doom666 😂
[2026-03-17 13:40:07] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: -666 sir
[2026-03-17 13:40:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 28 Cont @ 2345.7 ($4,865.86) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2026-03-17 13:40:29] MadoffNakamoto : if we close this daily green im gonna laugh my ass off btw
[2026-03-17 13:40:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: +666 back Sire! Mahalo
[2026-03-17 13:41:18] Shiro : 9 green daily is impossible in bearmaeket it's been written down 2000 years ago
[2026-03-17 13:41:58] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: dont take it personnally but
[2026-03-17 13:42:03] MadoffNakamoto : **weak ass beras**
[2026-03-17 13:42:07] Shiro : Snap back str8 to 67400
[2026-03-17 13:42:45] Mr. JB : Let's dump it
[2026-03-17 13:42:47] Gandalf the Grey : 75k and 77k if bulla imo
[2026-03-17 13:42:55] Mr. JB : Revenge trade back my losses
[2026-03-17 13:45:03] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: my ass and gluet is pretty strong 💪🏻🤣😭
[2026-03-17 13:45:32] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: all that matters is the anti gravity device
[2026-03-17 13:46:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Sell 16.8000 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 3.669 ($62.56)
[2026-03-17 13:49:57] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: did you have new year btw?
[2026-03-17 13:49:57] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: whats your long average entry price?
[2026-03-17 13:50:10] MadoffNakamoto : didn't*
[2026-03-17 13:50:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 100 XRP @ 1.4988 ($149.93)
[2026-03-17 13:51:40] bmagic : Long now
[2026-03-17 13:51:41] contract details : hehe bitcan't
[2026-03-17 13:51:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 73646.6 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-17 13:51:48] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-17 13:52:00] bmagic : 73600
[2026-03-17 13:52:07] bmagic : Long to 73601
[2026-03-17 13:52:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 73480.3 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-17 13:52:22] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: yeah it's end of the week but there are some other occasions before that that we're celebrating
[2026-03-17 13:52:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : TIMBER!!!!
[2026-03-17 13:52:57] Shiro : bmagic: if it's pump I'll donate my balls 😑
[2026-03-17 13:53:00] contract details : a timber is too insignificant compared to the incoming meteorite
[2026-03-17 13:53:28] Shawn-Williams : I think we will go to 75100 once again but I don't know after going how much down. But we will got o 75100 once again. lets see
[2026-03-17 13:53:31] contract details : just in: terrorist attack at the white house, emperor trump reported dead
[2026-03-17 13:53:52] 45th_blown_account : contract details: 6 fingers Trump is still alive
[2026-03-17 13:54:34] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: you told 72 by us opening now 75 such a moody person
[2026-03-17 13:54:54] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: yes it was looking probable
[2026-03-17 13:55:12] Shawn-Williams : most likely
[2026-03-17 13:55:38] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 26,000 USD @ 73819.2609 ```
[2026-03-17 13:55:47] bmagic : If this dont pump i will eat my own dick
[2026-03-17 13:55:58] MadoffNakamoto : why is this always about diks and balls
[2026-03-17 13:55:58] Shiro : Dump it to 67 for papi and dickless man
[2026-03-17 13:56:04] MadoffNakamoto : icant
[2026-03-17 13:56:17] Gandalf the Grey : to show you have money you must buy diesel and ram sticks
[2026-03-17 13:56:23] Shiro : bmagic: if it's pump I'll squeeze my balls
[2026-03-17 13:56:46] bmagic : MadoffNakamoto: that is all that remains as currency once we are wiped out
[2026-03-17 13:56:49] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: we're buch of nasty guys apologies
[2026-03-17 13:56:55] bmagic : The human reproduction system
[2026-03-17 13:57:00] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂😂😭
[2026-03-17 13:57:41] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: bro we're lucky in EU and us petrol and diesel price pumping so mad
[2026-03-17 13:58:56] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: why we are lucky ? because we still use horse carts ? :kek:
[2026-03-17 13:59:11] bmagic : I would eat a dick for a tank of fuel right now
[2026-03-17 13:59:17] Gandalf the Grey : personally I ride my trusty camel, Ahmed
[2026-03-17 13:59:34] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: nah because I'm riding camel to on a daily basis 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 13:59:47] 45th_blown_account : Gandalf the Grey: very good, i married my camel , legally
[2026-03-17 14:00:01] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: fs bro we're same 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 14:00:15] Gandalf the Grey : 45th_blown_account: does it give good head?
[2026-03-17 14:00:17] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD
[2026-03-17 14:00:33] 45th_blown_account : Gandalf the Grey: the best :kek:
[2026-03-17 14:01:15] Shiro : Ok bye call me when we're at 67
[2026-03-17 14:01:28] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 26,000 USD @ 73819.2609 ```
[2026-03-17 14:01:30] bmagic : Long
[2026-03-17 14:01:32] bmagic : Ez long
[2026-03-17 14:01:36] bmagic : Instant death
[2026-03-17 14:01:45] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: do you have phones in EU ? or you use pigeons ? :arthur:
[2026-03-17 14:02:13] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: we use falcon bird 🤣
[2026-03-17 14:02:39] Shiro : Bro you know they're some falcons that coast 5-10 million $?
[2026-03-17 14:03:30] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: i am so happy you involved :kek:
[2026-03-17 14:03:51] 45th_blown_account : evolved