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BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
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[2026-03-17 09:30:54] BlissRP : yep, and ready to protect myself just in case
[2026-03-17 09:31:33] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-17 09:35:44] BlissRP : anybody trading hype here? its been crazy
[2026-03-17 10:06:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 152700 USD @ 73599.7 - He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter
[2026-03-17 10:10:36] neki : wo wow vato, wanna fight about it?
[2026-03-17 10:16:13] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds is good
[2026-03-17 10:20:03] Mr. Axelrod : are we winning boyz?
[2026-03-17 10:22:23] Shiro : My underwater position is shining now 🤣
[2026-03-17 10:22:54] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: nice my underwater position is still deep underwater
[2026-03-17 10:22:57] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 10:24:07] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: nahh thanks to bera it's almost even now good comeback 😂
[2026-03-17 10:24:29] Shiro : Sometimes comeback feelings better and 100x winning
[2026-03-17 10:24:40] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: 100%
[2026-03-17 10:25:27] Shiro : Still regretting why I closed my 66 longs at 71300 but it's alright lol
[2026-03-17 10:28:39] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: shit happen man ... ask Shawn
[2026-03-17 10:30:48] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: me and shawn both need diapers 🤣
[2026-03-17 10:30:51] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: 0.4508 XBT RPNL, 0.2691 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-17 10:30:58] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusdt ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSDT: -40.54 USDT RPNL, 5,424.62 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-17 10:30:59] Mr. Axelrod : MANsa_MOONsa: WTF
[2026-03-17 10:31:06] MANsa_MOONsa : :pepe:
[2026-03-17 10:31:10] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: :arthur:
[2026-03-17 10:31:18] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: weeeee 💪🏻
[2026-03-17 10:31:21] Mr. Axelrod : MANsa_MOONsa: man with PEPE
[2026-03-17 10:31:35] MANsa_MOONsa : need back UP now lol
[2026-03-17 10:35:22] neki : okee.. so let talk about this three-pronged delta-neutral slight bulla tilt story
[2026-03-17 10:35:52] neki : ehh feek this. we Mooo
[2026-03-17 10:37:13] Shiro : neki: 🤣
[2026-03-17 10:40:38] speedwell : there's a hole in the launch pad
[2026-03-17 10:41:03] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 11,000 USD @ 73706.6329 ```
[2026-03-17 10:41:38] Shiro : bmagic: not nowwww 🥹😭 my ass is on the line
[2026-03-17 10:42:41] neki : Shiro: whatsup man, hope celebrations went well
[2026-03-17 10:44:13] Shiro : neki: good good man how're you doing 😁
[2026-03-17 10:45:24] neki : Shiro: market has been good so far. Really willing. :D so cant complain. although right now, I gotta polish my magic ball to seeif bulla still shines :D
[2026-03-17 10:45:26] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 21,000 USD @ 73715.3262 ```
[2026-03-17 10:45:45] bmagic : My dick more important right now
[2026-03-17 10:45:59] bmagic : Cover your ass, my dick is ready to rocket
[2026-03-17 10:46:53] neki : bmagic: sers, your positions are really pre-Dick-tive
[2026-03-17 10:46:56] Shiro : bmagic: 😭🤣
[2026-03-17 10:47:12] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: did you get an artificial one? becuase you were dickless 10 hrs before
[2026-03-17 10:47:14] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 10:47:30] bmagic : Mr. Axelrod: no i protect my dick while im asleep
[2026-03-17 10:48:04] Shiro : bmagic: you're both gay and dickless 😂
[2026-03-17 10:48:19] bmagic : Im a big gay dick lord
[2026-03-17 10:48:25] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: hahahahhaha
[2026-03-17 10:48:53] bmagic : Ive really ruined trollbox this week for most people
[2026-03-17 10:49:29] Shiro : bmagic: if we dump you're tiny and gay 🤣
[2026-03-17 10:49:40] thankyousomuch : bmagic: rekt
[2026-03-17 10:49:47] bmagic : If we pump im fertile and still gay
[2026-03-17 10:49:50] bmagic : Win win
[2026-03-17 10:49:57] thankyousomuch : bmagic: no pump till 2050
[2026-03-17 10:50:23] neki : yeyeey, get the flip-flop ready for the hop. dont stop until u pop or drop..
[2026-03-17 10:50:36] bmagic : Pop it and drop it
[2026-03-17 10:50:38] Shiro : bmagic: if we pump I'm prostitute
[2026-03-17 10:50:50] bmagic : Your ass is mine either way
[2026-03-17 10:50:51] MANsa_MOONsa : bmagic: that entry
[2026-03-17 10:51:07] MANsa_MOONsa : hope its a phase 1 and you got more to release.... dick lord
[2026-03-17 10:51:25] Shiro : bmagic: 🤣😂
[2026-03-17 10:51:31] bmagic : Nope all in. 1 dollar margin
[2026-03-17 10:51:36] MANsa_MOONsa : lol
[2026-03-17 10:51:46] thankyousomuch : thats longers average balance 1 $
[2026-03-17 10:52:02] Mr. JB : I'm going for 40 bucks sol this week.
[2026-03-17 10:52:14] thankyousomuch : Mr. JB: good short
[2026-03-17 10:52:15] MANsa_MOONsa : my body is ready for up
[2026-03-17 10:52:22] MANsa_MOONsa : however i dont feel its going up
[2026-03-17 10:52:27] bmagic : Im going for 40 venezuelan lovers this week
[2026-03-17 10:52:33] MANsa_MOONsa : lol
[2026-03-17 10:52:39] thankyousomuch : bmagic: you have no money
[2026-03-17 10:52:54] bmagic : Either do venezuelans
[2026-03-17 10:53:05] thankyousomuch : BlackRock transfers over $94 million in BTC and ETH to Coinbase
[2026-03-17 10:53:10] thankyousomuch : rekt longers, rekt
[2026-03-17 10:53:43] bmagic : thankyousomuch: transfers over $94 million in fake news to Trollbox
[2026-03-17 10:54:04] thankyousomuch : bmagic: your 1 $ balance is not safe
[2026-03-17 10:54:10] MANsa_MOONsa : thankyousomuch: means zero hoe
[2026-03-17 10:54:27] bmagic : When have i ever played it safe
[2026-03-17 10:54:28] thankyousomuch : MANsa_MOONsa: 5 cent :pepe:
[2026-03-17 10:55:20] bmagic : Guys when im awake i rarely lose my trades
[2026-03-17 10:55:26] bmagic : Just long and be free
[2026-03-17 10:55:37] MANsa_MOONsa : change the view
[2026-03-17 10:55:53] bmagic : Operation Save Husky and Pilot
[2026-03-17 10:56:06] MANsa_MOONsa : husky is still here
[2026-03-17 10:56:09] MANsa_MOONsa : in my guild
[2026-03-17 10:56:44] thankyousomuch : bmagic: free of money
[2026-03-17 10:56:54] thankyousomuch : free from money lol
[2026-03-17 10:56:59] bmagic : Yes and in need of pump
[2026-03-17 10:57:00] MANsa_MOONsa : well im in HIS lol
[2026-03-17 10:57:03] bmagic : Puamp it
[2026-03-17 10:57:17] bmagic : 75500
[2026-03-17 10:57:18] MANsa_MOONsa : pepe is the play
[2026-03-17 10:57:27] MANsa_MOONsa : deploying 5 btc
[2026-03-17 10:58:39] neki : dandruff technical pattern
[2026-03-17 10:58:46] neki : needs shampoo
[2026-03-17 10:58:56] MANsa_MOONsa : then RINSE
[2026-03-17 10:58:58] neki : needs to sham the poo
[2026-03-17 11:00:23] thankyousomuch : Bullrun has finally found ists direction :arthur:
[2026-03-17 11:00:27] thankyousomuch : 50k
[2026-03-17 11:10:48] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Abx_qHadk&list=RDp_Abx_qHadk&start_radio=1 DMX ain't no sunshine
[2026-03-17 11:13:51] LeoFox : bmagic: @bmagic @neki
[2026-03-17 11:32:18] bmagic : Yes
[2026-03-17 11:32:38] bmagic : LeoFox:
[2026-03-17 11:43:40] PeacenLuv : shopping longs btc
[2026-03-17 11:44:34] PeacenLuv : looking to sink some strong bearz
[2026-03-17 11:44:53] PeacenLuv : particularlt btc berazzez
[2026-03-17 11:47:16] Mr. JB : Down inc?
[2026-03-17 11:47:23] BMEXcheers : i know nothing about life or trading or anything useful
[2026-03-17 11:47:27] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74008 . there btc berazzez lezdewit
[2026-03-17 11:47:28] BMEXcheers : but i can vibe code using another AI
[2026-03-17 11:47:29] BMEXcheers : lol
[2026-03-17 11:47:46] PeacenLuv : pooompahhh btc
[2026-03-17 11:50:23] PeacenLuv : long filecoin fil long sui network token sui long btc xbtusdperp lezgohh no fear btc
[2026-03-17 11:50:47] PeacenLuv : poompahhhh
[2026-03-17 11:51:21] PeacenLuv : wherez the munnee hunnee btc
[2026-03-17 11:52:14] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74111
[2026-03-17 11:52:57] PeacenLuv : while u guyz were fappin
[2026-03-17 11:53:05] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁
[2026-03-17 11:55:24] PeacenLuv : added longs xbtusdperp entry 74116
[2026-03-17 11:55:45] PeacenLuv : givrschitt btc bullaz
[2026-03-17 11:56:45] PeacenLuv : 😄😄long entry 74114 whers the bullaz
[2026-03-17 12:08:00] PeacenLuv : poooompahhh btc lezgohhhh upzkee for meeezkeeee
[2026-03-17 12:08:32] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘mwahh mwahh mwahh my favourite traderz
[2026-03-17 12:08:52] PeacenLuv : grup hugz lezgohh btc
[2026-03-17 12:09:06] Dr.van_Doom666 : UP ONLY UP!! :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: MOON!!!
[2026-03-17 12:09:34] PeacenLuv : while i loot yur poketz
[2026-03-17 12:09:36] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: wth!
[2026-03-17 12:10:00] PeacenLuv : get me some bootty
[2026-03-17 12:10:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: i am a silly fomonOOb!!!
[2026-03-17 12:10:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : 5MOON!!!MOOON!!!MOOOOOOONNNN!!!!:rocket: :rocket: :rocket:
[2026-03-17 12:10:43] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: just for you I added more to my underwater short 😭😑
[2026-03-17 12:11:00] Benobi : why is it going up ? WHY ? I mean all stops has been taken. this is unecessarly dangerous
[2026-03-17 12:13:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +1
[2026-03-17 12:13:21] Shiro : /position xbtusd @Dr.van_Doom666 💔 ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -11,500 USD @ 72229.2846 ```
[2026-03-17 12:13:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: u will be good soon
[2026-03-17 12:13:33] Shiro : And I'm fucked 😭😂
[2026-03-17 12:14:29] Shiro : Let me take cold shower that might help 🤣
[2026-03-17 12:18:24] PeacenLuv : sui token longstops up 1.02
[2026-03-17 12:19:59] PeacenLuv : long entry 74032 btc longorahmahh
[2026-03-17 12:21:12] PeacenLuv : longstops 740008
[2026-03-17 12:21:25] PeacenLuv : *74008
[2026-03-17 12:23:01] MadoffNakamoto : all the bears are ded
[2026-03-17 12:23:08] MadoffNakamoto : absolute weak ass
[2026-03-17 12:24:39] bmagic : If this pumps i will eat my own dick
[2026-03-17 12:24:49] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 74131.2 ```
[2026-03-17 12:24:56] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: but u have a very small dick
[2026-03-17 12:25:14] PeacenLuv : jumpofff
[2026-03-17 12:25:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 4740 DOGE @ 0.09968 ($472.45)
[2026-03-17 12:25:36] Shiro : bmagic: save my ass now 😂🤣
[2026-03-17 12:26:20] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: bmagic can save no one....he is dickless
[2026-03-17 12:26:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : lol
[2026-03-17 12:26:38] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 12:26:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: MOON!!!!
[2026-03-17 12:26:52] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-03-17 12:26:53] PeacenLuv : short sui token
[2026-03-17 12:26:59] Mr. Axelrod : Dr.van_Doom666: u are an asshole
[2026-03-17 12:27:07] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. Axelrod: lol
[2026-03-17 12:28:16] PeacenLuv : lol ya looked like it was gunna go up
[2026-03-17 12:28:45] Mr. Axelrod : Dr.van_Doom666: +10000000
[2026-03-17 12:29:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. Axelrod: +10000000 back Sire. Mahalo!
[2026-03-17 12:29:55] MadoffNakamoto : went to sleep for 6 hurs and woke up to the same price
[2026-03-17 12:30:04] MadoffNakamoto : what have you beras been doing
[2026-03-17 12:32:21] PeacenLuv : happens all the time
[2026-03-17 12:33:52] PeacenLuv : long entey 73786 lezgooh
[2026-03-17 12:34:35] PeacenLuv : addingg weeee
[2026-03-17 12:36:18] PeacenLuv : long sui
[2026-03-17 12:36:23] 45th_blown_account : sorry to say say it, but we are going back down :arthur: sorry
[2026-03-17 12:37:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : MOON!!!:rocket: :rocket: :rocket:
[2026-03-17 12:38:44] PeacenLuv : longstops 73666
[2026-03-17 12:54:23] contract details : gg
[2026-03-17 12:54:26] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-17 13:02:50] Gandalf the Grey : downtrend still not confirmed. wait
[2026-03-17 13:04:13] neki : this session will be shiet until Murica. just meh
[2026-03-17 13:05:05] neki : past days, EU done did it, Asia done did it.. Murica done gonna/must rekt what those two above have done. :D its the murican way. fukk yeh, America!
[2026-03-17 13:10:35] Dr.van_Doom666 : i can smell the flash crash!
[2026-03-17 13:14:17] 45th_blown_account : sorry to say it, but its going to 20k :kek:
[2026-03-17 13:21:06] Dr.van_Doom666 : 45th_blown_account: +1
[2026-03-17 13:21:46] 45th_blown_account : Dr.van_Doom666: :doge: +1
[2026-03-17 13:25:23] Djdez : Who pumped Aster 4%?
[2026-03-17 13:25:43] contract details : to hell
[2026-03-17 13:29:41] Shiro : 3k 😄
[2026-03-17 13:30:10] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: XRP 3k :doge:
[2026-03-17 13:30:56] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: $melania 180k end of the year
[2026-03-17 13:31:59] Gandalf the Grey : lets push 77k no?
[2026-03-17 13:32:07] Gandalf the Grey : we need free monies
[2026-03-17 13:32:29] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: i know , Netanehiu still alive https://x.com/vl_plus/status/2033606950114455691 ,fax
[2026-03-17 13:32:33] MadoffNakamoto : trollbox, clueless as usual
[2026-03-17 13:32:48] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: my short still is underwater I prefer 65-67 🤣
[2026-03-17 13:33:05] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/FPOmypyS/ look chart
[2026-03-17 13:33:05] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: is he!!! Let me see
[2026-03-17 13:33:28] Gandalf the Grey : not look too much bearish no
[2026-03-17 13:33:39] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: wtf!!!! No problem let me call my Iranian plug 🔌🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 13:33:44] Gandalf the Grey : better buy dips with SL (gray line)
[2026-03-17 13:33:54] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: nahh but I need hopium 😭
[2026-03-17 13:34:13] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd I just clicked this and 100 usd lol ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 20,000 USD @ 73671.3 ```
[2026-03-17 13:34:20] Gandalf the Grey : free money
[2026-03-17 13:34:23] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDD
[2026-03-17 13:34:29] 45th_blown_account : sorry to formally inform you but its going 3k :catjam:
[2026-03-17 13:35:09] Shiro : 45k us opening amd 3k us closing 🤣
[2026-03-17 13:35:53] Gandalf the Grey : we need finnic back
[2026-03-17 13:36:35] Shiro : I hate being bera but I have too to save my ass 😂
[2026-03-17 13:36:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +1000
[2026-03-17 13:36:43] Gandalf the Grey : i think best just either long support or short resist based on how the market looks. no need overcomplicate
[2026-03-17 13:36:49] Gandalf the Grey : risk a bit win more
[2026-03-17 13:37:00] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: Doom masive wick
[2026-03-17 13:38:29] Shiro : Where's @Dario I want to tell him happy new year 😁
[2026-03-17 13:38:37] Dr.van_Doom666 : it will be epic tomorrow! TOTAL BULL EXTINCTION!!
[2026-03-17 13:38:47] Shiro : And ask him if Bibi he's still alive!?
[2026-03-17 13:39:05] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: meanwhile, face down, ass up 😈
[2026-03-17 13:39:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: -1
[2026-03-17 13:39:56] Shiro : Can I spank him too? @MadoffNakamoto @Dr.van_Doom666 😂
[2026-03-17 13:40:07] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: -666 sir
[2026-03-17 13:40:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 28 Cont @ 2345.7 ($4,865.86) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2026-03-17 13:40:29] MadoffNakamoto : if we close this daily green im gonna laugh my ass off btw
[2026-03-17 13:40:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: +666 back Sire! Mahalo
[2026-03-17 13:41:18] Shiro : 9 green daily is impossible in bearmaeket it's been written down 2000 years ago
[2026-03-17 13:41:58] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: dont take it personnally but
[2026-03-17 13:42:03] MadoffNakamoto : **weak ass beras**
[2026-03-17 13:42:07] Shiro : Snap back str8 to 67400
[2026-03-17 13:42:45] Mr. JB : Let's dump it
[2026-03-17 13:42:47] Gandalf the Grey : 75k and 77k if bulla imo
[2026-03-17 13:42:55] Mr. JB : Revenge trade back my losses
[2026-03-17 13:45:03] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: my ass and gluet is pretty strong 💪🏻🤣😭
[2026-03-17 13:45:32] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: all that matters is the anti gravity device
[2026-03-17 13:46:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Sell 16.8000 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 3.669 ($62.56)
[2026-03-17 13:49:57] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: did you have new year btw?
[2026-03-17 13:49:57] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: whats your long average entry price?
[2026-03-17 13:50:10] MadoffNakamoto : didn't*
[2026-03-17 13:50:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 100 XRP @ 1.4988 ($149.93)
[2026-03-17 13:51:40] bmagic : Long now
[2026-03-17 13:51:41] contract details : hehe bitcan't
[2026-03-17 13:51:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 73646.6 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-17 13:51:48] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-17 13:52:00] bmagic : 73600
[2026-03-17 13:52:07] bmagic : Long to 73601
[2026-03-17 13:52:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 73480.3 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-17 13:52:22] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: yeah it's end of the week but there are some other occasions before that that we're celebrating
[2026-03-17 13:52:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : TIMBER!!!!
[2026-03-17 13:52:57] Shiro : bmagic: if it's pump I'll donate my balls 😑
[2026-03-17 13:53:00] contract details : a timber is too insignificant compared to the incoming meteorite
[2026-03-17 13:53:28] Shawn-Williams : I think we will go to 75100 once again but I don't know after going how much down. But we will got o 75100 once again. lets see
[2026-03-17 13:53:31] contract details : just in: terrorist attack at the white house, emperor trump reported dead
[2026-03-17 13:53:52] 45th_blown_account : contract details: 6 fingers Trump is still alive
[2026-03-17 13:54:34] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: you told 72 by us opening now 75 such a moody person
[2026-03-17 13:54:54] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: yes it was looking probable
[2026-03-17 13:55:12] Shawn-Williams : most likely
[2026-03-17 13:55:38] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 26,000 USD @ 73819.2609 ```
[2026-03-17 13:55:47] bmagic : If this dont pump i will eat my own dick
[2026-03-17 13:55:58] MadoffNakamoto : why is this always about diks and balls
[2026-03-17 13:55:58] Shiro : Dump it to 67 for papi and dickless man
[2026-03-17 13:56:04] MadoffNakamoto : icant
[2026-03-17 13:56:17] Gandalf the Grey : to show you have money you must buy diesel and ram sticks
[2026-03-17 13:56:23] Shiro : bmagic: if it's pump I'll squeeze my balls
[2026-03-17 13:56:46] bmagic : MadoffNakamoto: that is all that remains as currency once we are wiped out
[2026-03-17 13:56:49] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: we're buch of nasty guys apologies
[2026-03-17 13:56:55] bmagic : The human reproduction system
[2026-03-17 13:57:00] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂😂😭
[2026-03-17 13:57:41] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: bro we're lucky in EU and us petrol and diesel price pumping so mad
[2026-03-17 13:58:56] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: why we are lucky ? because we still use horse carts ? :kek:
[2026-03-17 13:59:11] bmagic : I would eat a dick for a tank of fuel right now
[2026-03-17 13:59:17] Gandalf the Grey : personally I ride my trusty camel, Ahmed
[2026-03-17 13:59:34] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: nah because I'm riding camel to on a daily basis 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 13:59:47] 45th_blown_account : Gandalf the Grey: very good, i married my camel , legally
[2026-03-17 14:00:01] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: fs bro we're same 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 14:00:15] Gandalf the Grey : 45th_blown_account: does it give good head?
[2026-03-17 14:00:17] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD
[2026-03-17 14:00:33] 45th_blown_account : Gandalf the Grey: the best :kek:
[2026-03-17 14:01:15] Shiro : Ok bye call me when we're at 67
[2026-03-17 14:01:28] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 26,000 USD @ 73819.2609 ```
[2026-03-17 14:01:30] bmagic : Long
[2026-03-17 14:01:32] bmagic : Ez long
[2026-03-17 14:01:36] bmagic : Instant death
[2026-03-17 14:01:45] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: do you have phones in EU ? or you use pigeons ? :arthur:
[2026-03-17 14:02:13] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: we use falcon bird 🤣
[2026-03-17 14:02:39] Shiro : Bro you know they're some falcons that coast 5-10 million $?
[2026-03-17 14:03:30] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: i am so happy you involved :kek:
[2026-03-17 14:03:51] 45th_blown_account : evolved
[2026-03-17 14:07:39] Gandalf the Grey : If I pay 5M for a bird it better flies to africa and bring 1kg gold every day.
[2026-03-17 14:07:45] neki : "u'žre so vain, you proably think this song is about you... u're so vaiin... " lalalaa
[2026-03-17 14:09:07] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣
[2026-03-17 14:09:55] Gandalf the Grey : if there is CONGO is there also CONSTAY
[2026-03-17 14:10:05] Gandalf the Grey : Isnt it concerning
[2026-03-17 14:10:07] 45th_blown_account : Gandalf the Grey: it will bring you a diamond from Elon`s `little helpers` , i mean kids who work in Elon`s miners :kek:
[2026-03-17 14:11:08] Gandalf the Grey : I organized 2 busses to Oman and charged ppl 2500 usd for ticket xDDDD
[2026-03-17 14:11:28] Gandalf the Grey : Balenciage style scam
[2026-03-17 14:11:46] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: fking hell, you're taking flight from there?
[2026-03-17 14:12:01] Gandalf the Grey : yes ppl can fly to europe from oman
[2026-03-17 14:12:06] Gandalf the Grey : they feel like war herous
[2026-03-17 14:12:35] Gandalf the Grey : byznes byznes
[2026-03-17 14:13:01] 45th_blown_account : buying BMEX here is like buying a flying ticket to Iran : it`s cheap but they may shoot you down , missiles from US, Israel or from Iran : hell , they shoot their own planes too
[2026-03-17 14:13:15] neki : 45th_blown_account: lol
[2026-03-17 14:13:30] 45th_blown_account : neki: :kek:
[2026-03-17 14:14:14] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-17 14:14:58] Gandalf the Grey : hehe
[2026-03-17 14:15:44] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-17 14:15:50] GodBleesYou : good morning fellas
[2026-03-17 14:16:06] 45th_blown_account : gm @GodBleesYou :doge:
[2026-03-17 14:16:13] Shiro : I wanna see @bmagic dickless so dump it
[2026-03-17 14:16:38] Gandalf the Grey : just place your bets gentlemen
[2026-03-17 14:16:39] GodBleesYou : Shiro: he allready lost his dick when 74400 broke
[2026-03-17 14:16:42] Gandalf the Grey : soon Eid
[2026-03-17 14:16:41] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-17 14:16:52] bmagic : I can just tuck it in
[2026-03-17 14:17:05] GodBleesYou : bmagic: jajajajaja
[2026-03-17 14:17:22] Gandalf the Grey : One bro thought that LoL means Lots of Love, so he send May your grandma rest in peace, lol xDDDDDD
[2026-03-17 14:18:03] Shiro : GodBleesYou: he got eternity dicks and they're regrowing 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 14:18:20] Gandalf the Grey : he can do anal with himself bro
[2026-03-17 14:18:31] Gandalf the Grey : he calls it completing the cycle
[2026-03-17 14:18:45] Shiro : Lmao 😂
[2026-03-17 14:18:45] GodBleesYou : Shiro: :arthur:
[2026-03-17 14:25:07] GodBleesYou : Go Go Go bmex
[2026-03-17 14:25:18] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 26,000 USD @ 73819.2609 ```
[2026-03-17 14:25:23] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.17 XBT @ 73506.74 ```
[2026-03-17 14:26:36] Shiro : bmagic: Us gonna make you end up Dless man in 4mins 😁
[2026-03-17 14:29:12] GodBleesYou : bmagic: https://www.tradingview.com/x/T9nXi1wo/
[2026-03-17 14:29:17] GodBleesYou : market about to turn bear
[2026-03-17 14:30:07] GodBleesYou : btc as well https://www.tradingview.com/x/WRatvW59/
[2026-03-17 14:36:06] bmagic : When moon?
[2026-03-17 14:36:25] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: never
[2026-03-17 14:44:45] neki : sso mah love.. u wanna pop
[2026-03-17 14:44:59] neki : pop burst into a beautiful flower.
[2026-03-17 14:45:03] neki : lovely rose
[2026-03-17 14:46:31] MadoffNakamoto : neki: 💚
[2026-03-17 14:50:55] neki : urica premarket scam.. is oke. U can fill my bags at 72500 before u go 78. U can also straight shoot to 78k. Its yo call, murky market maker. I am here for you
[2026-03-17 14:51:31] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 74135 ```
[2026-03-17 14:51:46] bmagic : Make me a woman
[2026-03-17 14:52:04] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂
[2026-03-17 14:56:19] MadoffNakamoto : you dont get to be a woman anyway because you said you'd smoke your dik at 169420
[2026-03-17 14:56:45] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: I am chasing you in the leaderboards lol
[2026-03-17 14:57:02] Gandalf the Grey : in ROI
[2026-03-17 14:57:04] Gandalf the Grey : xDDD
[2026-03-17 14:57:53] Gandalf the Grey : 75k pls I need to hit 1:2 RR at least
[2026-03-17 15:01:10] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: I told you ass up 😈
[2026-03-17 15:01:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: rekt
[2026-03-17 15:01:39] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: and face down!
[2026-03-17 15:01:41] Gandalf the Grey : 75k is important
[2026-03-17 15:01:44] Gandalf the Grey : watch the reaction
[2026-03-17 15:02:45] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAMMMMM
[2026-03-17 15:03:00] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂
[2026-03-17 15:03:03] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: 💚
[2026-03-17 15:04:58] neki : something is fishy over here
[2026-03-17 15:05:08] neki : ill go fry a fish while I figure this out
[2026-03-17 15:05:19] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.17 XBT @ 74513.39 ```
[2026-03-17 15:05:24] neki : (and the fishy thing aint my fish in the fride)
[2026-03-17 15:05:25] bmagic : Make me a real woman
[2026-03-17 15:05:29] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 74451.294 ```
[2026-03-17 15:08:25] blaster33 : i thnk we can start to enjoy the incoming bloodbath
[2026-03-17 15:09:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : blaster33: 40k first target
[2026-03-17 15:10:00] Dario1 : I usually don’t enjoy bloodbaths
[2026-03-17 15:10:02] bmagic : 68k
[2026-03-17 15:10:04] Dario1 : but I will make an exception for this one 😈
[2026-03-17 15:10:06] bmagic : Lets go!!!
[2026-03-17 15:10:11] bmagic : Back it up
[2026-03-17 15:10:19] bmagic : Let me smack dat btcass
[2026-03-17 15:15:59] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 74161
[2026-03-17 15:16:03] MadoffNakamoto : I think 83k wouldnt be too shabby
[2026-03-17 15:16:43] PeacenLuv : adding longs entry 74156
[2026-03-17 15:16:58] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh btc
[2026-03-17 15:22:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 74063.1 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-17 15:23:07] Dr.van_Doom666 : [16:01] MadoffNakamoto: Dr.van_Doom666: I told you ass up 😈
[2026-03-17 15:23:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : lol
[2026-03-17 15:23:32] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: tkae out your light saber
[2026-03-17 15:28:12] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: ...
[2026-03-17 15:29:24] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: 0.6473 XBT RPNL, 0.0006 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-17 15:29:42] MANsa_MOONsa : ssucks we ant post sub accounts
[2026-03-17 15:29:45] MANsa_MOONsa : its JUICER
[2026-03-17 15:32:01] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74111
[2026-03-17 15:33:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 73952.2 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-17 15:34:57] Gandalf the Grey : big rejectal why
[2026-03-17 15:35:04] Gandalf the Grey : no more up
[2026-03-17 15:35:06] Gandalf the Grey : or what
[2026-03-17 15:35:54] Gandalf the Grey : eth has so much room for down kurwa scary
[2026-03-17 15:35:54] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-17 15:35:57] contract details : see you at new low
[2026-03-17 15:36:00] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-17 15:36:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : contract details: +1
[2026-03-17 15:38:56] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.09 XBT @ 73834.27 ```
[2026-03-17 15:40:26] thankyousomuch : :downrocket: minimum wag
[2026-03-17 15:40:29] thankyousomuch : ahead
[2026-03-17 15:40:39] thankyousomuch : minimum wage :arthur:
[2026-03-17 15:40:40] caex : Don’t lose faith guru Michael Saylor is stacking BTC. Open your longs, $1M per BTC is just around the corner.
[2026-03-17 15:41:03] Gjergj : caex: mcdoanlds is hiring
[2026-03-17 15:41:05] Gjergj : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 15:41:10] thankyousomuch : yes
[2026-03-17 15:41:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : THERE IS NO SECOND WORST
[2026-03-17 15:41:22] thankyousomuch : 5 cnt per hour
[2026-03-17 15:41:47] Gjergj : fuck mcdonalds
[2026-03-17 15:41:48] Gjergj : 100x
[2026-03-17 15:41:50] Gjergj : :kek:
[2026-03-17 15:41:58] caex : Fuck the war and all the geopolitical turmoil.😄
[2026-03-17 15:42:32] caex : end april hit 98k rdy go go
[2026-03-17 15:43:52] MadoffNakamoto : bitcoin is missile proof sir, cant nuke what you cant see
[2026-03-17 15:43:56] GodBleesYou : contract details: new low only after the next jewish holyday
[2026-03-17 15:44:01] GodBleesYou : passover dump
[2026-03-17 15:44:09] GodBleesYou : but also signal we near bottom
[2026-03-17 15:44:16] GodBleesYou : so now we bias to upsdie
[2026-03-17 15:44:23] GodBleesYou : short every parabola
[2026-03-17 15:44:28] caex : And market makers are shorting to keep the price from breaking 75K — otherwise they’ll be forced to hedge their positions.
[2026-03-17 15:44:37] GodBleesYou : doom coming in 90 days @contract details
[2026-03-17 15:44:46] caex : Because there’s a large gamma concentration at 75K.
[2026-03-17 15:44:58] caex : FULL LONG NOW
[2026-03-17 15:45:09] caex : AMEN 😊
[2026-03-17 15:46:12] caex : TP 81K EASY MONIE😝
[2026-03-17 15:46:14] MANsa_MOONsa : LONG N STRONG
[2026-03-17 15:46:28] Gjergj : :bog: :rocket:
[2026-03-17 15:46:40] contract details : strong signs of reversal with so many happy longers
[2026-03-17 15:46:42] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-17 15:47:33] 45th_blown_account : sorry to say it, but we are going to 20k :arthur:
[2026-03-17 15:47:58] Gjergj : 20k eth
[2026-03-17 15:48:03] Gjergj : send it
[2026-03-17 15:48:18] bmagic : If this doesn’t pump im going to
[2026-03-17 15:48:34] PeacenLuv : 😆btfd btc 5min longittup
[2026-03-17 15:48:43] MadoffNakamoto : eat you dik
[2026-03-17 15:48:52] MadoffNakamoto : your*
[2026-03-17 15:49:48] MadoffNakamoto : and nuts
[2026-03-17 15:49:53] MadoffNakamoto : the full set :doge:
[2026-03-17 15:50:37] bmagic : I don’t even need to say it anymore. Its in your head
[2026-03-17 15:50:52] MadoffNakamoto : ive seen it so many times now
[2026-03-17 15:50:53] bmagic : Subliminally messaged the box
[2026-03-17 15:50:54] MadoffNakamoto : xD
[2026-03-17 15:51:04] bmagic : Now all u guys think about is my dick
[2026-03-17 15:51:13] MadoffNakamoto : loool
[2026-03-17 15:51:15] bmagic : Time for the pump
[2026-03-17 15:51:29] bmagic : 82 to 85 liquidity hotspot
[2026-03-17 15:51:36] bmagic : If we confirm long here
[2026-03-17 15:51:49] MadoffNakamoto : I have 83K target but will close before that
[2026-03-17 15:51:55] bmagic : If we fail 73400 then we may see 68k so be prepared
[2026-03-17 15:52:10] bmagic : I think microstrategy and company need exit liquidity so we go higher
[2026-03-17 15:52:18] Shiro : bmagic: your D is so weak 67 🤣
[2026-03-17 15:52:26] bmagic : Been thinking even 90k is possible
[2026-03-17 15:52:40] bmagic : But it doesn’t support the head and shoulders theory
[2026-03-17 15:53:08] bmagic : Irrelevant nobody cares about bad head and awkward shoulders
[2026-03-17 15:53:11] bmagic : We want blood
[2026-03-17 15:53:53] neki : strange beast, the Amuricun Tz market became.
[2026-03-17 15:53:58] bmagic : Shiro: limp Dizkit
[2026-03-17 15:54:40] Shiro : bmagic: I'll send you some blue pills 💙
[2026-03-17 15:55:24] MadoffNakamoto : I think we all love a good bloodbath but cant fight the antigravity device
[2026-03-17 15:55:32] caex : Pushing the price above 75K forces market makers to buy BTC to hedge their positions the charts don’t lie, and around 80–81K we have a descending trendline that we’ll be testing.. TIP ME LATER☺️
[2026-03-17 15:57:08] bmagic : Pushing the price above 75k forces buyers to be in profit. Thanks me later for the expert tips. bmagic out
[2026-03-17 15:57:21] Shiro : My balls feeling gravity when standing
[2026-03-17 15:57:39] MadoffNakamoto : you sent me, that was my thoughts exactly @bmagic XDD
[2026-03-17 15:58:57] caex : Finally, I’d add that we have a price gap at 84,600 connect all the dots.☺️
[2026-03-17 15:59:26] bmagic : No need to do technical analysis. Dildo green press buy
[2026-03-17 15:59:50] bmagic : Dildo red. Cover your ass
[2026-03-17 16:00:18] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: are you saying that you buy green and sell red sir ?
[2026-03-17 16:00:28] MadoffNakamoto : 😈
[2026-03-17 16:02:33] neki : ouuu.. this beootch seem s reli relli strong now
[2026-03-17 16:02:40] neki : ouuu .. god damn!
[2026-03-17 16:02:54] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: DOOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-17 16:02:55] neki : this shieet is chuck norris strong
[2026-03-17 16:03:02] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: +1
[2026-03-17 16:03:31] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: 💚
[2026-03-17 16:04:33] neki : bmagic: Mr u best leave tips alone. U seem busy enough with your own tip. :D
[2026-03-17 16:04:36] MadoffNakamoto : time for some music
[2026-03-17 16:04:41] MadoffNakamoto : you know which one
[2026-03-17 16:04:48] neki : is it?
[2026-03-17 16:04:58] neki : can it be? @MadoffNakamoto
[2026-03-17 16:04:58] MadoffNakamoto : hahaha
[2026-03-17 16:05:18] neki : lemm put some grease on my hair then
[2026-03-17 16:05:36] MadoffNakamoto : :doge:
[2026-03-17 16:06:01] neki : buht ser, one great question here. To what limit are we pushing? lim sell or lim buy :D
[2026-03-17 16:06:07] Gandalf the Grey : burgers scammed us
[2026-03-17 16:06:23] MadoffNakamoto : neki: there is no ceiling
[2026-03-17 16:06:30] MadoffNakamoto : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHi0LxiPfg
[2026-03-17 16:06:35] MadoffNakamoto : :doge:
[2026-03-17 16:07:37] neki : MadoffNakamoto: oke cockroaches!! is oke now! is oke!
[2026-03-17 16:08:25] neki : Gandalf the Grey: Vuitalik mcdonalds rejection pattern
[2026-03-17 16:08:48] Gandalf the Grey : use ur will kurwa
[2026-03-17 16:08:54] neki : hehehheh
[2026-03-17 16:08:57] MadoffNakamoto : lmao
[2026-03-17 16:09:06] Gandalf the Grey : how tf am i supposed to afford 6 euro matchas all the time
[2026-03-17 16:09:22] neki : wait just a littl.. im builiding up to it. Need to pump up with "the song" before.
[2026-03-17 16:09:34] Gandalf the Grey : nigga u r charging up lmao
[2026-03-17 16:09:50] Gandalf the Grey : fedora
[2026-03-17 16:10:04] Gandalf the Grey : fedora hat
[2026-03-17 16:10:23] Gandalf the Grey : Roger Fedorarer
[2026-03-17 16:10:27] Gandalf the Grey : lmao
[2026-03-17 16:10:30] neki : The love needs to be real
[2026-03-17 16:10:49] MadoffNakamoto : :catjam:
[2026-03-17 16:10:56] Gandalf the Grey : :catjam:
[2026-03-17 16:12:04] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI we proceed when this song is over. Play now
[2026-03-17 16:12:24] MadoffNakamoto : neki: HAHAHAHA
[2026-03-17 16:12:34] MadoffNakamoto : :catjam:
[2026-03-17 16:12:46] MadoffNakamoto : :catjam: :catjam: :catjam: :catjam:
[2026-03-17 16:17:37] neki : oke maricon, its on
[2026-03-17 16:17:50] neki : I WOČČ
[2026-03-17 16:17:52] neki : WILL
[2026-03-17 16:17:58] neki : This market
[2026-03-17 16:18:01] neki : to
[2026-03-17 16:18:04] neki : go
[2026-03-17 16:18:08] neki : UP!
[2026-03-17 16:18:55] MadoffNakamoto : I have the music on replay sir :catjam:
[2026-03-17 16:19:43] neki : MadoffNakamoto: :D ya its jam!
[2026-03-17 16:20:00] neki : louder you play it, bigger the dola bil$$
[2026-03-17 16:20:11] MadoffNakamoto : fk bmagic tho, I'm hearing "make ma dik" instead of make my day
[2026-03-17 16:21:33] neki : MadoffNakamoto: rroooffflll
[2026-03-17 16:21:35] neki : hahaha
[2026-03-17 16:21:42] MadoffNakamoto : you hear it too ?
[2026-03-17 16:21:43] MadoffNakamoto : icant
[2026-03-17 16:21:51] neki : MadoffNakamoto: fekk, now uve infected me
[2026-03-17 16:21:57] MadoffNakamoto : LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2026-03-17 16:22:10] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: wtf lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 16:22:19] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: im dying
[2026-03-17 16:22:21] neki : Shiro: join in