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[2017-03-06 09:31:59] kurkudu : what formula r u talking about? @Ahhere
[2017-03-06 09:32:17] Ahhere : kurkudu: "I'm very friendly with my bro rapid) "
[2017-03-06 09:34:16] Ahhere : kurkudu: "rapidtrades: you r totally fcked my friend)"
[2017-03-06 09:40:36] kurkudu : Ahhere: he asked, i answered. dont understand what you want
[2017-03-06 09:41:18] Ahhere : kurkudu: i just wanted you to laugh. :(
[2017-03-06 09:41:38] Ahhere : microsoft excel jokes arent that funny i guess
[2017-03-06 09:43:21] kurkudu : Ahhere: to tell u the truth i didnt get a joke, cold be because of my english;)
[2017-03-06 09:44:04] Puffle-Razor-Spark : on finex I paid $50/day for funding, now I pay $500/day - how is that fair?
[2017-03-06 09:44:28] Ahhere : jesus how big position?^
[2017-03-06 09:44:34] jose : Puffle-Razor-Spark: sell and you get paid
[2017-03-06 09:45:29] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: I had 365k contracts, but maybe Im missing something
[2017-03-06 09:47:11] rangle : but then youre using finex
[2017-03-06 09:47:55] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rangle: yeah, lose everyday or in one big swoop... bot are unappealing to me
[2017-03-06 09:48:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : do I have to triple the funding rate here to get to daily % if i hold long-term?
[2017-03-06 09:49:09] Ahhere : I've been building a 2k xmr long on polo since christmas and my total fees are 0.01bitcoin total
[2017-03-06 09:49:43] Puffle-Razor-Spark : eg 3x0.25% (for 0.25 every 8hrs)?
[2017-03-06 09:50:13] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: but thats only a 25BTC position?
[2017-03-06 09:50:32] Puffle-Razor-Spark : still cheap
[2017-03-06 09:51:36] cryptobull : crash
[2017-03-06 09:51:38] Puffle-Razor-Spark : I have -0.525XBT realised PNL since yesterday, though including taker fees
[2017-03-06 09:51:50] Ahhere : Puffle-Razor-Spark: yeah but yours is only 10x mine and and my total 3 months fees are less than only a few hours of your fees
[2017-03-06 09:52:50] Ahhere : my fees were a dollar a day so 10x position would be 10 dollars a day
[2017-03-06 09:53:20] Ahhere : $500 is wat
[2017-03-06 09:54:08] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: taker fees 0.00075*290XBT+funding fees
[2017-03-06 09:55:16] Puffle-Razor-Spark : about 0.3075XBT or ~$400 fees (not 500 as i said initially)
[2017-03-06 09:56:07] Ahhere : lol that sounds more like it "on finex I paid $50/day for funding, now I pay $500/day - how is that fair?" << i was like holy shit thats high
[2017-03-06 09:56:56] Puffle-Razor-Spark : you mean $500 is outrageous, but $400 is not?
[2017-03-06 09:57:58] Ahhere : well the taker fees are once off only when you open / close trade, not daily
[2017-03-06 09:59:06] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Ahhere: yes, thats ok, though I sold 100k contracts as maker, and I dont know if the unrealised PNL reflect the -0.025% of that
[2017-03-06 10:01:36] Dynamix : Cannondrop
[2017-03-06 10:01:37] Dynamix : haha
[2017-03-06 10:01:39] Puffle-Razor-Spark : I'll wait for the next funding calc and see
[2017-03-06 10:02:03] elmorte : Puffle-Razor-Spark: nah, it goes straight into RPnL
[2017-03-06 10:03:32] rapidtrades : 2+ hours still not even 1 confirmation
[2017-03-06 10:03:43] rapidtrades : currency of the future right here folks!
[2017-03-06 10:03:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : elmorte: ah thanks, thats what I meant! So add those $25 to the fees, thus $425 fees paid since yesterday
[2017-03-06 10:04:08] rapidtrades : im sure wall street is just waiting to dump millions in this POS
[2017-03-06 10:04:36] Puffle-Razor-Spark : didn't you use an idiotic fee of 20 cents?
[2017-03-06 10:04:53] elmorte : Puffle-Razor-Spark: yeah, that's why I only play with the futures
[2017-03-06 10:05:02] rapidtrades : Puffle-Razor-Spark: ''idiotic''
[2017-03-06 10:05:18] rapidtrades : guess i should've used kraken's 9 cent SEPA trasfer
[2017-03-06 10:05:38] rapidtrades : and got actual usable money not some joke tokens
[2017-03-06 10:05:43] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: sorry that meant 'unreasonably low in times of congestion'
[2017-03-06 10:05:59] rapidtrades : 10 cent was the norm 1 year ago
[2017-03-06 10:06:29] Puffle-Razor-Spark : bitcoin grew up in a smallblocker neighbourhood my friend
[2017-03-06 10:06:45] Puffle-Razor-Spark : no denying
[2017-03-06 10:07:09] rapidtrades : yeah it takes a lot of transations to move money in and out of exchanges constantly
[2017-03-06 10:07:20] rapidtrades : cos u never know when one will go down with ur bitcoins
[2017-03-06 10:07:33] rapidtrades : that's 99% of tranfers out there
[2017-03-06 10:08:16] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: truth
[2017-03-06 10:10:35] Apocalyptic : rapidtrades: nice funding coming bra
[2017-03-06 10:12:17] rapidtrades : yes
[2017-03-06 10:12:23] Ahhere : anybody else OCD about position sizes even though it costs them money?
[2017-03-06 10:12:28] rapidtrades : too bad next one dropped from 0.35
[2017-03-06 10:12:48] ross : Monero going up nicely
[2017-03-06 10:13:09] rapidtrades : Ahhere: u mean fidget so that the size is exactly right?
[2017-03-06 10:14:07] Ahhere : rapidtrades: I mean I often click and take using market buy or sell. then notice my position size is not quite round so I'll buy a few extra contracts to make it round even if the next offer is quite a bit out
[2017-03-06 10:14:38] Ahhere : cant cope with a position ending in 326 or some shit
[2017-03-06 10:15:12] rapidtrades : yeah i kinda do that when arbing, guess its not optimal
[2017-03-06 10:15:37] rapidtrades : guess btc size fluctuates based on pric
[2017-03-06 10:15:39] ross : Ahhere: I hate when my profit is 0.326 or whatever I have to wait till it's 0.4. But usually it drops by the time that happens and I lose
[2017-03-06 10:15:53] rapidtrades : ross: ur an idiot
[2017-03-06 10:16:05] ross : rapidtrades: OCD
[2017-03-06 10:16:28] rapidtrades : lot of OCD ppl here it seems
[2017-03-06 10:16:59] rapidtrades : the Autism level here is definitely bigger then the cumulative IQ level
[2017-03-06 10:17:02] ross : Right now I'm up 0.23 and I don't want to be close
[2017-03-06 10:17:12] Ahhere : ross: i totally do that but I've learned to choose a reasonable p&l target and then round it down so I'm not waiting for a round number that will never come lol
[2017-03-06 10:18:21] Puffle-Razor-Spark : So with 207 XTB longs, I will pay 207*0.002539=0.525573 in funding fees, correct?
[2017-03-06 10:18:39] ross : I'm trolling, anything green is music in my ears. The rounding down is a good strategy
[2017-03-06 10:18:44] Puffle-Razor-Spark : looks totally gay
[2017-03-06 10:18:59] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ^ can someone verify please?
[2017-03-06 10:19:50] Ahhere : ross: who is the asshole selling 3009 contracts at 1322.8
[2017-03-06 10:19:58] Ahhere : 3009!! what an asshole
[2017-03-06 10:20:14] Puffle-Razor-Spark : That means XBT has to go up by something like $3.25 every 8 hours to make me profit. this sucks
[2017-03-06 10:20:57] Ahhere : bots have no self respect
[2017-03-06 10:20:59] Puffle-Razor-Spark : Long term swaps my ass
[2017-03-06 10:21:49] ross : Ahhere: I put an order in at limit and I hate when 2173/3000 fill
[2017-03-06 10:22:15] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ross: just buy the rest as taker. dont be cheap
[2017-03-06 10:22:46] Ahhere : ross: ouch getting 70% filled means you got the bottom but those odd numbers hurt
[2017-03-06 10:23:19] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: what is your ratio unrealised realised PNL for the shorts?
[2017-03-06 10:23:44] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: I mean how much are you down compared to what you took in in fees?
[2017-03-06 10:24:22] rapidtrades : both are red lol
[2017-03-06 10:25:03] rapidtrades : is the default setting since opening the trade or for the life of the swap?
[2017-03-06 10:25:05] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: really, with those funding fees going in your direction every 8 hours?
[2017-03-06 10:25:23] Puffle-Razor-Spark : no clue
[2017-03-06 10:25:27] rapidtrades : bra were u here in January
[2017-03-06 10:25:35] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: nopes
[2017-03-06 10:25:41] Puffle-Razor-Spark : other way round?
[2017-03-06 10:25:41] rapidtrades : lost like 5% in funding
[2017-03-06 10:25:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : damn
[2017-03-06 10:25:58] rapidtrades : it was brutal
[2017-03-06 10:26:18] rapidtrades : plus price kept going up lol
[2017-03-06 10:26:26] rapidtrades : manipulated shit
[2017-03-06 10:30:29] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: I hope you didnt short at 800 though
[2017-03-06 10:30:46] rapidtrades : f*ck you
[2017-03-06 10:31:15] Puffle-Razor-Spark : rapidtrades: hey that was sincere, my condolences if you did.
[2017-03-06 10:31:26] vgck : rapidtrades: Dude, what if price only drops to like 900? You gonna cut your loses or just keep waiting?
[2017-03-06 10:31:42] rapidtrades : https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/5xs0vr/eu_commission_ponders_setting_a_transaction_limit/
[2017-03-06 10:34:28] Ahhere : rapidtrades: two words :"local bitcoins guise"
[2017-03-06 10:36:10] Ahhere : eu limitiing bitcoin purchases is like a bank limiting withdrawal. read: buy now
[2017-03-06 10:36:42] rapidtrades : solid analysis
[2017-03-06 10:36:48] Ahhere : rapid are you oracleseven?
[2017-03-06 10:36:51] rapidtrades : wish i thought that up myself
[2017-03-06 10:37:27] Ahhere : all rights reserved
[2017-03-06 10:44:50] loomdart : hey rapid
[2017-03-06 10:44:51] loomdart : how are you bud
[2017-03-06 10:48:15] rapidtrades : im thinking do i take a nap now or sleep later
[2017-03-06 10:48:57] rapidtrades : its 6am in 'Merica so unlikely we get news right now
[2017-03-06 10:49:30] Ahhere : Ur not gonna stay awake all week?
[2017-03-06 10:49:42] rapidtrades : bitmex motion to randomly ban 300 newbs
[2017-03-06 10:49:54] rapidtrades : so we don't have ETF lag
[2017-03-06 10:50:08] rapidtrades : can I have a second?
[2017-03-06 10:50:15] loomdart : isn't there like... a couple of days to go
[2017-03-06 10:50:17] loomdart : guys seriously
[2017-03-06 10:50:18] loomdart : fuck the etf
[2017-03-06 10:50:52] Ahhere : rapidtrades: motion to increase fees to improve infrastructure and servers and stuff.
[2017-03-06 10:52:01] PARAFFIN : who keeping the fucking premium so low
[2017-03-06 10:52:45] PARAFFIN : i mean we going to 1285 - 1290 today
[2017-03-06 10:52:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : PARAFFIN: what premium do you mean?
[2017-03-06 10:52:55] PARAFFIN : this here
[2017-03-06 10:52:59] PARAFFIN : 1279
[2017-03-06 10:53:13] Puffle-Razor-Spark : ah should I close my sell?
[2017-03-06 10:53:15] PARAFFIN : swap
[2017-03-06 10:53:28] Puffle-Razor-Spark : there you go
[2017-03-06 10:53:47] PARAFFIN : lol
[2017-03-06 10:55:34] Puffle-Razor-Spark : but I really want to get rid of it
[2017-03-06 10:55:59] Puffle-Razor-Spark : have some as well
[2017-03-06 10:56:12] PARAFFIN : is it a big order?
[2017-03-06 10:56:36] PARAFFIN : 184365
[2017-03-06 10:56:37] PARAFFIN : this xD
[2017-03-06 10:57:02] Puffle-Razor-Spark : selling like hotcakes
[2017-03-06 10:57:35] PARAFFIN : guys moon today buy buy buy
[2017-03-06 10:58:34] Ahhere : mooncakes!!!
[2017-03-06 10:58:48] Puffle-Razor-Spark : lol, yeah nice
[2017-03-06 11:00:09] PARAFFIN : 12:00 in eu
[2017-03-06 11:10:53] alchemist : ETF approved! Watch the news on centrabit application http://www.centrabit.io/
[2017-03-06 11:11:22] Puffle-Razor-Spark : alchemist: and download a coinstealer app ?
[2017-03-06 11:11:24] Puffle-Razor-Spark : no thanks
[2017-03-06 11:11:41] kingkrung : a question: for what is leverage in XBT needed? I understand, if I chose a leverage of 100 I will get liquidated quit fast, if price goes wrong direction. So it possilbe to use 1BTC to sell/buy 100BTC? But Its not possilibe to 100 fold my earnings, by risking 1btc.
[2017-03-06 11:12:26] Puffle-Razor-Spark : kingkrung it is possible, that's why it's called leverage
[2017-03-06 11:15:36] Puffle-Razor-Spark : You buy 100XBT @ 1280, you sell 100XBT @ 1290 you made $1000 - fees. Measured in margin, your 1 XBT margin has made over 80% profit.
[2017-03-06 11:16:55] kingkrung : I have to gamble with $1 trades to get this
[2017-03-06 11:20:52] donsteep : well more like $5 but yes
[2017-03-06 11:31:43] cryptoyolo : wtf is up with this bitcoin, thought we had some more mojo
[2017-03-06 11:33:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 1111 @ 1278.07
[2017-03-06 11:33:33] Puffle-Razor-Spark : who gets rekt @ 1278??
[2017-03-06 11:33:56] vgck : 100x who else?
[2017-03-06 11:34:10] Puffle-Razor-Spark : sometimes I think those are fake rekts, not even possible at 100x
[2017-03-06 11:34:24] Puffle-Razor-Spark : where did the guy buy his long??
[2017-03-06 11:34:43] CutTheLosses : 1281
[2017-03-06 11:34:43] donsteep : at 100 easily if bought at recent top
[2017-03-06 11:34:46] vgck : If I go 100x, liq is like 3-4 dollars down
[2017-03-06 11:34:57] vgck : Do he probably bought at 1279-80
[2017-03-06 11:35:07] donsteep : market-buy and the range is another $1 less
[2017-03-06 11:35:11] vgck : 100x yolo longed the top like a pro
[2017-03-06 11:35:15] CutTheLosses : LoL
[2017-03-06 11:35:58] laisee : its easy if you know how ...
[2017-03-06 11:36:04] Puffle-Razor-Spark : you have to be a yolo pro to be able to do that, damn
[2017-03-06 11:36:06] vgck : tbf it also means he only lost like $15, rapid is right the r/r is too good not to do it
[2017-03-06 11:36:38] Puffle-Razor-Spark : vgck: there is never a r/r too good.
[2017-03-06 11:36:54] fulrik : rapidtrades Nothing is so bad that it is not good for something. You are practically a celeb in this box.
[2017-03-06 11:36:56] vgck : Puffle-Razor-Spark: If it started to rally and we hit 1300, his roe would've been great
[2017-03-06 11:37:24] vgck : He can get liq'd tons of times, just has to time it once to make it all worth it
[2017-03-06 11:37:27] zy : why the difference with the mark price?
[2017-03-06 11:37:30] laisee : degen gamblers gonna gamble in degen fashion ...
[2017-03-06 11:39:53] Puffle-Razor-Spark : zy: fees in 20 minutes
[2017-03-06 11:40:07] fulrik : vgck: Doesn't seem like a solid strategy to me...
[2017-03-06 11:41:27] vgck : fulrik: This one guy on reddit 100x longed 1 XBT, he had like +40 BTC P/N for a while
[2017-03-06 11:41:53] vgck : Turning 1k into 40k from one well timed position
[2017-03-06 11:42:28] Ahhere : for a while.. what did he close at?
[2017-03-06 11:42:49] vgck : He took like 3 BTC profit then let it liq cuz he's an idiot
[2017-03-06 11:43:14] Ahhere : lol yikes
[2017-03-06 11:43:30] vgck : But still, how many time's can he get liq'd and still make bank?
[2017-03-06 11:43:47] vgck : I don't do it, but seems like a decent strategy to me
[2017-03-06 11:44:44] Ahhere : in crypto it makes total sense. do that shit in forex and they will come looking for what you owe. your 1k becomes -10k in forex
[2017-03-06 11:45:06] vgck : lol true
[2017-03-06 11:52:56] ross : Monero is making me a ton
[2017-03-06 11:55:39] Ahhere : sweet me too
[2017-03-06 11:57:48] reyno : why is the funding fee so high?
[2017-03-06 11:59:26] donsteep : I've been wondering about that too, what is it based on?
[2017-03-06 12:00:17] Ahhere : ah funding nice
[2017-03-06 12:00:32] vgck : To the moon?
[2017-03-06 12:01:13] donsteep : if we don't get to moon soon, funding will go there without us apparently
[2017-03-06 12:01:57] reyno : im -1.1xbt on funding
[2017-03-06 12:02:31] reyno : 1300 is needed
[2017-03-06 12:04:14] vgck : Or 1100, and all the longs get REKT on top of the funding :p
[2017-03-06 12:06:41] thomaskikansha : 0.23% funding oh
[2017-03-06 12:07:28] rejndjer : im new to this scene what does 0.23% funding mean?
[2017-03-06 12:08:25] PARAFFIN : Funding occurs every 8 hours at 04:00 UTC, 12:00 UTC and 20:00 UTC. You will only pay or receive funding if you hold a position at one of these times. If you close your position prior to the funding exchange then you will not pay or receive funding.
[2017-03-06 12:08:44] PARAFFIN : Funding = Position Value * Funding Rate
[2017-03-06 12:09:38] thomaskikansha : rejndjer: longs paying 0.23% per 8 hour as interest
[2017-03-06 12:09:46] PARAFFIN : So i think thats the interest you have to pay for your leveraged products
[2017-03-06 12:09:51] Sultan Pepper : In swap
[2017-03-06 12:10:12] rejndjer : so thats like paying maintenance of my position every 8h?
[2017-03-06 12:10:12] thomaskikansha : which implies a great demand on longs
[2017-03-06 12:10:12] jzayy : I made .5 bitcoin from my long
[2017-03-06 12:10:32] jzayy : but my funding rate has cost me .4 btc
[2017-03-06 12:10:38] Hawkeye : ok gotto go work.. you guys drop the futs to 1250 before i get back please ;)
[2017-03-06 12:10:41] jzayy : I miss Okcoin futures
[2017-03-06 12:11:00] jzayy : oh now allowed to mention other exchange here lol
[2017-03-06 12:11:07] PARAFFIN : Hawkeye: see you at 1300 later
[2017-03-06 12:11:10] PARAFFIN : ;D
[2017-03-06 12:11:23] thomaskikansha : okc futures :)
[2017-03-06 12:11:32] thomaskikansha : you just dont write it full
[2017-03-06 12:11:44] thomaskikansha : bitstamp
[2017-03-06 12:11:48] thomaskikansha : bitfinex
[2017-03-06 12:12:01] jzayy : oh they just don't like okc I see
[2017-03-06 12:12:02] thomaskikansha : oh just okc? lol
[2017-03-06 12:12:14] Hawkeye : PARAFFIN: meh... i missed the dip last night i need a new one..... back in an hr if i am lucky , so get to it ! sell sell sell ;)
[2017-03-06 12:12:32] PARAFFIN : Hawkeye: ok^^ xxoox
[2017-03-06 12:12:37] rejndjer : why is mark price of my position changing constantly?
[2017-03-06 12:12:59] Hawkeye : rejndjer: its the estimated 'fair'price
[2017-03-06 12:13:16] jzayy : I thought futures were supposed to not charge funding
[2017-03-06 12:13:39] Hawkeye : mark price isnt funding, its the price you might get liquidated against
[2017-03-06 12:13:42] rejndjer : @Hawkeye what an awkward phrase that is xD
[2017-03-06 12:14:26] Hawkeye : bbl gotto run ;)
[2017-03-06 12:14:43] jzayy : Do most of you trade the march 31 future instead of the perpetual.. Does the march 31st have no lending fees??
[2017-03-06 12:14:43] rejndjer : thanks for help)
[2017-03-06 12:15:03] jzayy : Damn it I can't believe i'm just figuring this out...
[2017-03-06 12:16:42] Ahhere : jzayy: beware when march dips .. whoo boy does it dip - see $932 dip recently
[2017-03-06 12:17:20] jzayy : Ahhere: Oh ok.. Thanks for the heads up
[2017-03-06 12:17:57] jzayy : but no lending fees there right?
[2017-03-06 12:18:02] Ahhere : jzayy: if u want to long march, put in low buys and wait or set alarms and get ready to BTFD
[2017-03-06 12:18:07] Ahhere : worth reading the FAQ
[2017-03-06 12:18:14] PARAFFIN : whats BTFD @Ahhere
[2017-03-06 12:18:23] Ahhere : Buy the Flipping dip
[2017-03-06 12:18:34] Ahhere : theres a dirty version also
[2017-03-06 12:19:06] jzayy : Is the funding rate extremely high right now?
[2017-03-06 12:19:34] Ahhere : no it maxes out at 0.375
[2017-03-06 12:19:41] jexxx : jzayy: Yes due to ETF has been approved check out here http://www.centrabit.io/
[2017-03-06 12:19:52] Ahhere : well it is high now but not higest possible
[2017-03-06 12:20:52] jzayy : jexxx: only for windows?
[2017-03-06 12:20:56] rejndjer : i have opened position 10 minutes ago on perpetual swap and i already have realised pnl, how is that even posible?:S
[2017-03-06 12:21:20] Ahhere : rejndjer: funding 21 minutes ago paid you for being short
[2017-03-06 12:21:29] rejndjer : but im long xD
[2017-03-06 12:21:41] rejndjer : i opened pos after 12
[2017-03-06 12:21:49] Ahhere : huh they must like u
[2017-03-06 12:22:30] rejndjer : i made account here yesterday, this is my first position here, trading with some spare money, this is better then casino xD
[2017-03-06 12:23:38] Dynamix : rejndjer: yup that is true :
[2017-03-06 12:24:22] jexxx : ETF has been approved now you guys wil see 3k$ each BTC check out centrabit app news http://www.centrabit.io/
[2017-03-06 12:24:38] PARAFFIN : dont open exploit
[2017-03-06 12:24:56] PARAFFIN : fake
[2017-03-06 12:25:06] zy : can someone ban this
[2017-03-06 12:25:24] Ahhere : will he get my corns?
[2017-03-06 12:28:05] Tux26 : can anyone see the XBTH17 orderbook? It loads forever for me (all other orderbooks work)
[2017-03-06 12:28:14] rejndjer : why is btc ~20$ more expensive on japanese exchanges?
[2017-03-06 12:28:20] rejndjer : do they like it that much?
[2017-03-06 12:28:50] rejndjer : Tux26: no problems for me
[2017-03-06 12:28:59] Tux26 : rejndjer: thx
[2017-03-06 12:29:23] zy : rejndjer: the chinese are buying at the japanese exchanges
[2017-03-06 12:29:47] zy : they can't withdraw coins in domestic exchanges atm
[2017-03-06 12:29:54] rejndjer : oh, that makes sense, thanks
[2017-03-06 12:31:47] Sultan Pepper : /ban jexxx Sorry, but no scamming. You may continue posting but other users will not see your posts and will not respond to you. Goodbye!
[2017-03-06 12:33:22] zy : what do you guys use to get instant update for the etf decision?
[2017-03-06 12:33:36] Sultan Pepper : Candlesticks ;)
[2017-03-06 12:33:46] zy : lol
[2017-03-06 12:33:49] klee : jexxx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHqqD9UMnxE
[2017-03-06 12:33:49] PARAFFIN : twitter maybe
[2017-03-06 12:51:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 40000 @ 1280.66
[2017-03-06 12:51:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 12 @ 1280.63
[2017-03-06 12:51:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 40 @ 1280.78
[2017-03-06 12:51:11] PARAFFIN : ?
[2017-03-06 12:51:14] ross : Lol?
[2017-03-06 12:51:56] ross : That's why you don't 100x folks
[2017-03-06 12:52:03] PARAFFIN : check out stamp xD
[2017-03-06 12:52:20] PARAFFIN : raining green
[2017-03-06 12:53:31] ross : Bullstamp
[2017-03-06 12:54:04] laisee : bitstamp always late to the party, just before its over
[2017-03-06 12:58:30] Goofy : has someone a good advise regarding a bitcoin debit card?
[2017-03-06 12:59:18] Goofy : is there any you could recommend?
[2017-03-06 12:59:29] Boontjie : /joke
[2017-03-06 12:59:31] trollbot : ``` The police came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes```
[2017-03-06 13:00:01] Boontjie : /joke
[2017-03-06 13:00:03] trollbot : ``` I just finished reading a book called "How To Give Constructive Criticism" It was fucking shit.```
[2017-03-06 13:01:00] Coconuter : yololoooooo
[2017-03-06 13:04:18] Ahhere : Coconuter: lol we are yolo twins hard not to buy in here
[2017-03-06 13:05:07] -_- : bitfinex new high
[2017-03-06 13:05:12] c.l : /price
[2017-03-06 13:05:16] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1282.28 (0.41%) Bitfinex : 1285.60 (0.15%) The Woodchipper : 1280.08 (-0.15%) itBit : 1283.10 (0.29%) Kraken : 1276.50 (-0.27%) GDAX : 1285.01 (0.21%) SLQ : 4 hours, 12 mins```
[2017-03-06 13:05:23] -_- : highest in 2 days
[2017-03-06 13:05:44] -_- : 10 from ATH
[2017-03-06 13:05:54] Coconuter : even rapid is buying now
[2017-03-06 13:05:58] Coconuter : look how quiet he is
[2017-03-06 13:07:40] PARAFFIN : BUYBUBUY
[2017-03-06 13:08:33] reyno : /sentiment
[2017-03-06 13:08:35] PARAFFIN : 1286 finex
[2017-03-06 13:08:36] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 72.03 / 27.97 Daily : 39.77 / 60.23 Weekly : 53.14 / 46.87 Monthly : 49.68 / 50.32```
[2017-03-06 13:08:39] PARAFFIN : /price
[2017-03-06 13:08:43] trollbot : ``` Bitstamp : 1280.64 (-0.13%) Bitfinex : 1286.50 (0.07%) The Woodchipper : 1280.08 (0.00%) itBit : 1284.02 (0.07%) Kraken : 1278.00 (0.12%) GDAX : 1285.02 (0.00%) SLQ : 3 mins```
[2017-03-06 13:12:50] -_- : stamp new 2 day high
[2017-03-06 13:12:56] ross : Make Bitcoin great again
[2017-03-06 13:16:21] rejndjer : yay my first position closed with profit
[2017-03-06 13:19:14] B_Guy : This funding rate is madness
[2017-03-06 13:20:46] -_- : join us on March
[2017-03-06 13:20:49] -_- : no funding!
[2017-03-06 13:21:05] Hawkeye : darnit i asked for a dip! ;)
[2017-03-06 13:21:16] PARAFFIN : Hawkeye: wb^^
[2017-03-06 13:21:20] Bitdigger : what? 0.2289%?
[2017-03-06 13:21:42] Hawkeye : thnx :) but still.... Dip darnit , not in position on this exchange
[2017-03-06 13:21:51] thomaskikansha : 1300 today?
[2017-03-06 13:22:27] Hawkeye : futures? sure !
[2017-03-06 13:22:36] PARAFFIN : 1325 should be possible today
[2017-03-06 13:23:04] Felix : Tomorrow 1400
[2017-03-06 13:23:41] zy : fml
[2017-03-06 13:30:50] JasonLi : ah ah ah
[2017-03-06 13:30:53] JasonLi : /joke
[2017-03-06 13:30:54] trollbot : ``` A girl walks into a dry cleaner She drops off her dress and turns to leave. The owner says, "Come again!". She says, "No it was toothpaste this time."```
[2017-03-06 13:32:55] kurkudu : Nice 1240 users
[2017-03-06 13:36:21] sleger : who was that guy who kept saying retail couldnt short snap before 3 days ?
[2017-03-06 13:36:38] Apocalyptic : sleger: you have some ?
[2017-03-06 13:36:45] Apocalyptic : (shorts that is)
[2017-03-06 13:36:52] sleger : no but i can "We would like to inform you that shares of the following securities are now available to be sold short: Stock Accounts SNAP"
[2017-03-06 13:37:09] -_- : damn okc quarterly dumping a bit
[2017-03-06 13:37:22] Apocalyptic : nice
[2017-03-06 13:38:26] Hawkeye : price of btc is too darn high, back to 9,99 and start over :)
[2017-03-06 13:38:41] Felix : Seriously - next projected fib level is 1399
[2017-03-06 13:38:56] -_- : oh okc spot is dumping
[2017-03-06 13:39:05] zy : careful what you wish for
[2017-03-06 13:43:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `XMR7D`: sell 60 @ 0.012075
[2017-03-06 13:43:36] -_- : XMR dumping
[2017-03-06 13:44:15] Hawkeye : i was just kidding with 9,99 ....999,99 is ok too ! ;)
[2017-03-06 13:44:36] thomaskikansha : another fail for bull
[2017-03-06 13:44:46] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 13000 @ 1279.50
[2017-03-06 13:45:02] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 10 @ 1276.80
[2017-03-06 13:45:04] -_- : big dump
[2017-03-06 13:45:13] followtheKITTEN : LMAO
[2017-03-06 13:45:19] zy : oh dear
[2017-03-06 13:45:30] laisee : 10 gone from 11M ...
[2017-03-06 13:45:30] arbitrage101 : HALT
[2017-03-06 13:45:46] Apocalyptic : nice drop
[2017-03-06 13:45:58] bingbongfly : nice got some real cheap fills at 1291 !
[2017-03-06 13:46:17] arbitrage101 : only 10 dollars drop
[2017-03-06 13:46:20] arbitrage101 : not big deal
[2017-03-06 13:46:36] thomaskikansha : okc 3M dumped $40
[2017-03-06 13:47:07] -_- : damn march already back to where it was
[2017-03-06 13:47:13] arbitrage101 : yes
[2017-03-06 13:47:20] arbitrage101 : buy da dip
[2017-03-06 13:47:28] arbitrage101 : work everytime
[2017-03-06 13:47:47] ross : Nice dip buy for me
[2017-03-06 13:47:51] ross : cheap coinz
[2017-03-06 13:47:57] Ahhere : was bit scary guise
[2017-03-06 13:48:35] y1uy : rough waters ahead
[2017-03-06 13:48:45] thomaskikansha : okc quarterlies move wildly
[2017-03-06 13:48:54] rowrow : guess futures are gonna spaz out any time market moves, yeah
[2017-03-06 13:49:04] Hawkeye : @(*$&#* missed it again, was messing with settings and couldnt get my order back in fast enough. So one more time please :p
[2017-03-06 13:49:15] Ahhere : note to self never trade same direction as @Coconuter
[2017-03-06 13:49:31] Coconuter : its just the whale playing the newbas
[2017-03-06 13:49:33] ross : Back to 1285 please
[2017-03-06 13:50:12] Ahhere : Coconuter: why dat whale so mean?
[2017-03-06 13:50:25] Coconuter : because he has deeper pockets
[2017-03-06 13:50:34] Coconuter : and always want better entries
[2017-03-06 13:51:03] Hawkeye : seems too shaky... think we'll have another drop
[2017-03-06 13:51:13] rowrow : $12 index drop pushed futures down $45
[2017-03-06 13:52:54] jayesh : No Margin Calls ??
[2017-03-06 13:52:59] -_- : there was 2
[2017-03-06 13:53:34] jayesh : /rekt
[2017-03-06 13:53:34] trollbot : ``` 9 hours, 49 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 52377 @ 1269.51 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:```
[2017-03-06 13:53:34] trollbot : ``` 9 hours, 49 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 50000 @ 1269.19 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:```
[2017-03-06 13:54:03] mtourig3 : wow nice dip again
[2017-03-06 13:54:07] mtourig3 : like the 1000th time
[2017-03-06 13:54:13] deop : haiyou waiguo?
[2017-03-06 13:55:38] north : how do i set a leverage rate on bitfinex?
[2017-03-06 13:56:21] bingbongfly : LOL okcoin
[2017-03-06 13:56:22] bingbongfly : https://gyazo.com/52409557e655dae7a1c522a25cbe455b
[2017-03-06 13:56:45] Ahhere : bingbongfly: kingmaker trade
[2017-03-06 13:57:13] bingbongfly : Ahhere: yeah, what a pro dipbuyer :D
[2017-03-06 14:02:40] cryptoyolo : XMR looks good huh!
[2017-03-06 14:04:21] j8 : i guess new york open is a thing this week
[2017-03-06 14:05:32] Ahhere : cryptoyolo: buy now is better than buy 2 hours ago
[2017-03-06 14:05:35] REKT : Liquidated short on `DASH7D`: buy 3 @ 0.035364
[2017-03-06 14:09:33] guacamole : is there any standard for what time of the day etf news could come out or is it basically random as far as the market knows?
[2017-03-06 14:10:01] Hawkeye : guacamole: might even be no news at all, which will make it pass
[2017-03-06 14:10:39] guacamole : i mean hypothetically if news did come out, when would it be - seems like later in the day might make sense intuitively, but could be wrong
[2017-03-06 14:10:55] ross : My friend works at sec and he said that it will pass
[2017-03-06 14:11:51] Hawkeye : guacamole: that guess is as good as any other :)
[2017-03-06 14:12:20] arbitrage101 : ross: my dad is tru-mp, he said it will not pass
[2017-03-06 14:12:51] Ahhere : my cat likes milk and he didnt say anything
[2017-03-06 14:16:38] ross : arbitrage101: I feel sorry for you
[2017-03-06 14:17:06] datboiyuan : ross: upi
[2017-03-06 14:17:14] datboiyuan : youre friend doesn't know shit
[2017-03-06 14:17:25] datboiyuan : your friend gets coffee
[2017-03-06 14:17:29] datboiyuan : your friend makes copys
[2017-03-06 14:17:32] datboiyuan : of his dick
[2017-03-06 14:17:36] ross : He's actually the cleaner
[2017-03-06 14:17:37] datboiyuan : and eats them
[2017-03-06 14:17:52] datboiyuan : a janitor?
[2017-03-06 14:17:53] guacamole : we can clone chickens now?
[2017-03-06 14:17:55] datboiyuan : ffs
[2017-03-06 14:17:57] ross : Yea
[2017-03-06 14:18:23] datboiyuan : so he doesn't work for the SEC
[2017-03-06 14:18:35] datboiyuan : he works for whatever shit company they contract to clean their toilets
[2017-03-06 14:18:45] guacamole : maybe he's their butler
[2017-03-06 14:18:57] datboiyuan : yeah, their butt-ler
[2017-03-06 14:19:01] datboiyuan : like booty robba
[2017-03-06 14:19:16] datboiyuan : HA!
[2017-03-06 14:19:17] Ahhere : guacamole: lol @ cock cloning
[2017-03-06 14:19:19] ross : He overheard the big boss saying it'll be approved
[2017-03-06 14:19:42] datboiyuan : we don't speak around the help
[2017-03-06 14:19:51] Ahhere : guacamole: ¸
[2017-03-06 14:20:51] Ahhere : *c-ock cloning
[2017-03-06 14:27:09] -_- : Dick
[2017-03-06 14:27:22] Ahhere : -_-: i h8 u
[2017-03-06 14:28:33] cess : wow you guys took him to the cleaners
[2017-03-06 14:42:15] datboiyuan : whats with the dick cock thing
[2017-03-06 14:42:20] datboiyuan : they just flip it
[2017-03-06 14:42:30] datboiyuan : that's hilarious
[2017-03-06 14:43:45] Ahhere : another dip munched. U guise are like piranhas
[2017-03-06 14:47:50] looptrader : /rekt
[2017-03-06 14:47:50] trollbot : ``` 10 hours, 43 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 50000 @ 1269.19 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:```
[2017-03-06 14:47:50] trollbot : ``` 10 hours, 43 mins ago: Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 52377 @ 1269.51 **MEGA-REKT** :boom:```
[2017-03-06 14:50:35] rapidtrades : almost 7 hrs and still nothing
[2017-03-06 14:50:44] rapidtrades : currency of the future
[2017-03-06 14:50:48] Sultan Pepper : Ahhere: ciao ma roeus
[2017-03-06 14:51:26] Ahhere : Sultan Pepper: what u call me?
[2017-03-06 14:51:57] Sultan Pepper : You french?
[2017-03-06 14:52:27] cryptoyolo : check out ETH buy wall
[2017-03-06 14:52:35] Ahhere : non irlandais @Sultan Pepper
[2017-03-06 14:52:47] Sultan Pepper : It's verlin, because im hip
[2017-03-06 14:53:01] rapidtrades : 82.152 sat/B is not low
[2017-03-06 14:53:07] Sultan Pepper : Ahhere: oh ok baiii
[2017-03-06 14:53:20] Ahhere : piece babes
[2017-03-06 14:53:31] datboiyuan : rapidtrades: you're the wurst!
[2017-03-06 14:53:37] datboiyuan : you sausage gobbling
[2017-03-06 14:53:41] datboiyuan : lint-licking
[2017-03-06 14:54:54] rapidtrades : it said 5 mins to 5 hrs ...and now its 7hrs+
[2017-03-06 14:55:10] rapidtrades : i didn't even pick the lowest fee lol
[2017-03-06 14:55:20] rapidtrades : what a joke of a 'currency'
[2017-03-06 14:56:13] BitMEX_Wally : rapidtrades: 82 Satoshi per byte is very low: https://bitcoinfees.github.io/#3h
[2017-03-06 14:57:39] datboiyuan : rapidtrades: you are really really dumb
[2017-03-06 14:57:53] datboiyuan : its not made for you to send .1 btc to bitmex you stupid fuck
[2017-03-06 15:01:21] zy : drumpf's got a new move today
[2017-03-06 15:02:03] thegypsy : /sentiment
[2017-03-06 15:02:05] trollbot : ``` Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly : 25.57 / 74.43 Daily : 39.08 / 60.92 Weekly : 52.69 / 47.31 Monthly : 49.59 / 50.41```
[2017-03-06 15:05:06] sleger : anyone else has max fee capped to 0.0005 at 0kc usd ?
[2017-03-06 15:05:15] sleger : (withdrawals of course)
[2017-03-06 15:07:17] rapidtrades : BitMEX_Wally: it can't be low cos it said 5m to 5 hrs
[2017-03-06 15:07:42] MikeHunt : missed the dip by an hr
[2017-03-06 15:07:42] MikeHunt : damn it
[2017-03-06 15:07:46] MikeHunt : fucking work
[2017-03-06 15:08:23] Ahhere : working. rookie mistake right there @MikeHunt
[2017-03-06 15:08:31] MikeHunt : Ahhere: gotta pay the rent some how
[2017-03-06 15:09:12] Ahhere : squatters rights are the way forward brah
[2017-03-06 15:21:56] MikeHunt : Ahhere: lol
[2017-03-06 15:28:23] rapidtrades : guess i should've sent with the new min fee of 50 cents
[2017-03-06 15:29:56] rapidtrades : guess chinese miners are not making enough at 1300$ per btc
[2017-03-06 15:32:27] sleger : if we estimate 50% rejection price goes down to 1000 and 50% accept price goes to 2k then current fair price should be ~1500, very cheap now
[2017-03-06 15:33:33] Apocalyptic : yeah sure
[2017-03-06 15:34:21] rapidtrades : i love how his payout is asymmetrical, what a bulltard
[2017-03-06 15:34:27] Hawkeye : sleger: shhh i need a dip ;)
[2017-03-06 15:34:33] MusicDJ : BitMEX_Wally: someone is trying to rob me !!!!
[2017-03-06 15:34:47] sleger : shhhhtttt
[2017-03-06 15:35:04] sleger : call 911
[2017-03-06 15:35:37] hmmmYea : rapidtrades: the payout is assymetric
[2017-03-06 15:35:54] MusicDJ : all my balans was sent to 1MJwmM3r5HgzJPxj2deGbb7ydSFS8geq7a
[2017-03-06 15:35:57] sleger : there is a floor at 0 anyways and no cap
[2017-03-06 15:36:03] sleger : MusicDJ: thank you for your donation
[2017-03-06 15:36:14] sleger : your 0.2btc were received
[2017-03-06 15:36:49] BitMEX_Sam : MusicDJ: Add two-factor and change your password
[2017-03-06 15:37:19] rapidtrades : hmmmYea: yea yea, it always is with u ppl...rejection we dip a little, approval we go up a lot
[2017-03-06 15:37:24] MusicDJ : i have a two-factor
[2017-03-06 15:37:27] rapidtrades : must be nice to love in lala land
[2017-03-06 15:37:38] sleger : i dont see any transaction to this address @MusicDJ
[2017-03-06 15:38:58] MusicDJ : i stop the transaction
[2017-03-06 15:38:59] MusicDJ : The request to withdraw 1.45702973 XBT to the address 1MJwmM3r5HgzJPxj2deGbb7ydSFS8geq7a has been canceled.
[2017-03-06 15:39:16] sleger : the hacker is so dumb !!
[2017-03-06 15:39:24] sleger : he should have done that 2 min before withdrawal time
[2017-03-06 15:39:30] sleger : you wouldnt have time to cancel
[2017-03-06 15:39:32] hmmmYea : rapidtrades: yes. that is exactly what assymetric means.
[2017-03-06 15:40:30] MusicDJ : i will kill this mother fucker
[2017-03-06 15:40:46] zaico : BitMEX_Sam: I have some questions about your arbitrage entries in your blog. ¿Is there a way to talk about it in a more fluent way? Telegram maybe?
[2017-03-06 15:41:50] BitMEX_Sam : MusicDJ: Your account has some very strange history. We will lock it to protect your funds, please get in contact with us at support@bitmex.com
[2017-03-06 15:41:51] hmmmYea : rapidtrades: dip prolly will just be a liquidity failure rather than a real fundamental change in the lt value of xbt. there's some premium in the price right now playing for approval, but i doubt its that big. 10%... maybe.
[2017-03-06 15:43:10] sleger : I agree, I'd say IF etf refused, after the initial dip we're back above 1100 easy]
[2017-03-06 15:43:15] zaico : BitMEX_Sam: I have some questions about your arbitrage entries in your blog. ¿Is there a way to talk about it in a more fluent way? Telegram maybe?
[2017-03-06 15:43:38] BitMEX_Sam : zaico: We generally do not provide trading support
[2017-03-06 15:44:01] hmmmYea : sleger: i plan to be a knife catcher if it is rejected
[2017-03-06 15:44:16] sleger : I have another plan for that
[2017-03-06 15:44:38] hmmmYea : care to share?
[2017-03-06 15:44:43] sleger : after yes
[2017-03-06 15:44:46] hmmmYea : lol
[2017-03-06 15:45:08] Apocalyptic : sleger: some option strategy could be of use
[2017-03-06 15:45:10] zaico : BitMEX_Sam: but you do provide entries about it. So people use your exchange...
[2017-03-06 15:45:17] sleger : Apocalyptic: too expensive / illiquid
[2017-03-06 15:45:24] hmmmYea : im personally hoping for a COIN reject without any solidx news
[2017-03-06 15:45:27] BitMEX_Sam : They are educational articles but we are not providing chat support for trading strategies
[2017-03-06 15:45:55] Apocalyptic : sleger: what's the main option venue for BTC btw ?
[2017-03-06 15:46:11] sleger : i dont think there is any major one
[2017-03-06 15:46:59] sleger : hmmmYea: I doubt they waited that long to reject it now, every day makes approval more likely. Also they have approved a lot of shitty etf
[2017-03-06 15:51:23] rapidtrades : so ur long now?
[2017-03-06 15:52:13] -_- : btc has done nothing after that dip
[2017-03-06 15:52:42] klee : https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/COIN:US
[2017-03-06 15:53:07] hmmmYea : sleger: i will be surprised if coin is approved
[2017-03-06 15:53:20] hmmmYea : klee: that doesn't mean anything
[2017-03-06 15:53:26] sleger : klee: do you know how long its been there ?
[2017-03-06 15:55:59] rapidtrades : are u long u weasel? @sleger
[2017-03-06 15:56:15] sleger : insignificantly
[2017-03-06 15:56:30] sleger : because i dont gamble
[2017-03-06 15:57:02] rapidtrades : u gambled shorting ZEC
[2017-03-06 15:58:14] sleger : was it pending a SEC decision ?
[2017-03-06 15:58:19] sleger : no