This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2017-02-18 04:36:26] trollbot : Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.
[2017-02-18 04:36:34] sleger : again ???
[2017-02-18 04:36:36] sleger : /joke
[2017-02-18 04:36:38] trollbot : I pissed off two men today because I referred to them as hipsters.. Apparently the correct term is 'conjoined twins'
[2017-02-18 04:37:07] BitMEX_Arthur : we need more jokes
[2017-02-18 04:37:14] BitMEX_Arthur : a bigger library
[2017-02-18 04:37:15] ThruTheFloor : Farzad: You need a new source for the jokes, I've seen them all 3 times each at least
[2017-02-18 04:37:17] BitMEX_Greg : I think it just pulls from reddit
[2017-02-18 04:37:31] ThruTheFloor : Yeah, top all time of /r/jokes
[2017-02-18 04:37:42] Farzad : I am using reddit.com/r/jokes top monthly as a source
[2017-02-18 04:37:53] ThruTheFloor : Go for /new
[2017-02-18 04:38:01] Farzad : and only sending jokes less than 200 chars
[2017-02-18 04:38:15] ThruTheFloor : Theres gotta be more sites you can use
[2017-02-18 04:38:35] l3f : Just use rapidtrades' latest trades
[2017-02-18 04:38:40] Farzad : ThruTheFloor: I am using top monthly
[2017-02-18 04:38:42] Sultan Pepper : ThruTheFloor: there are websites other than reddit?
[2017-02-18 04:38:46] sleger : l3f: lol
[2017-02-18 04:38:56] ThruTheFloor : Sultan Pepper: Yeah, there's BitMex
[2017-02-18 04:39:03] Sultan Pepper : Oh duh
[2017-02-18 04:39:13] Sultan Pepper : reddit sent me here though
[2017-02-18 04:39:23] ThruTheFloor : Samsies
[2017-02-18 04:39:23] Farzad : if I use /new, there will be a lot of lame jokes
[2017-02-18 04:39:34] l3f : Farzad: /r/shitredditsays
[2017-02-18 04:39:36] ThruTheFloor : Farzad: I'll take it over stale jokes
[2017-02-18 04:39:54] Sultan Pepper : Racist jokes ok with you guys?
[2017-02-18 04:40:00] l3f : comes with bonus butthurt
[2017-02-18 04:40:26] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Sultan Pepper: jokes about racists are fine
[2017-02-18 04:41:14] Sultan Pepper : DorianWhack-A-Moto: what about racist jokes about black people who you can assume are racists if you'd like?
[2017-02-18 04:41:36] Sultan Pepper : ah fvck it, nevermind
[2017-02-18 04:41:49] j8 : i'm gonna start posting jokes to reddit, it would be the highest honour to see it published here
[2017-02-18 04:42:06] DorianWhack-A-Moto : Sultan Pepper: I'm white and my parents are white, but all my grandparents are black
[2017-02-18 04:42:44] j8 : is this a riddle
[2017-02-18 04:42:44] ThruTheFloor : DorianWhack-A-Moto: Your parents were adopted
[2017-02-18 04:43:01] Sultan Pepper : j8: we can organize a mass upvote of a bitmex joke
[2017-02-18 04:43:16] Sultan Pepper : /r/jokes be like whaaa?
[2017-02-18 04:43:19] DorianWhack-A-Moto : ThruTheFloor: my grandparents are black because of decay. it happens after years under the ground
[2017-02-18 04:43:33] DorianWhack-A-Moto : *drumroll*
[2017-02-18 04:43:36] DorianWhack-A-Moto : bang ting hiss
[2017-02-18 04:43:37] ThruTheFloor : Why go through all that effort, just paste the damn joke here.
[2017-02-18 04:43:37] Sultan Pepper : Budum
[2017-02-18 04:43:42] Sultan Pepper : clack
[2017-02-18 04:43:49] ThruTheFloor : DorianWhack-A-Moto: Boo! Get off the stage!
[2017-02-18 04:44:31] Sultan Pepper : what would elvis presley be doing if he were alive right now?
[2017-02-18 04:44:50] Sultan Pepper : clawing at the inside of his coffin
[2017-02-18 04:45:02] DorianWhack-A-Moto : rofl
[2017-02-18 04:45:11] ThruTheFloor : Joke so dark it ran off with my bike
[2017-02-18 04:45:38] Sultan Pepper : ThruTheFloor: there it is...
[2017-02-18 04:47:15] sleger : boom
[2017-02-18 04:47:22] Sultan Pepper : Did you hear about the black fisherman and the tiny white chick?
[2017-02-18 04:47:31] Sultan Pepper : he gave her a red snapper
[2017-02-18 04:48:20] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-18 04:48:22] trollbot : Why did the veterinarian turn away the sick eagles? They were ill eagles.
[2017-02-18 04:48:54] MikeHunt : test
[2017-02-18 04:49:05] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-18 04:49:07] trollbot : The human body is made up of about 60% Water So I'm not fat, I'm just flooded.
[2017-02-18 04:49:23] Farzad : lol
[2017-02-18 04:49:32] Farzad : ok here we go, new jokes :D
[2017-02-18 04:49:33] Farzad : enjoy
[2017-02-18 04:49:55] Farzad : j8: do u want to be a mod ?
[2017-02-18 04:50:30] sleger : Farzad: yes please
[2017-02-18 04:50:38] j8 : Farzad: sure, i will rule with a foam fist
[2017-02-18 04:51:35] Farzad : j8: welcome to our mod team ;)
[2017-02-18 04:51:43] j8 : /badass
[2017-02-18 04:51:45] Farzad : you can use /ban and /unban command now
[2017-02-18 04:52:10] j8 : good to know
[2017-02-18 04:52:36] j8 : can i ban mods? BTCDJS is first on my hit list
[2017-02-18 04:52:38] Farzad : sleger: lol, really ? u were pushing the bot into Chinese channel !
[2017-02-18 04:53:03] Farzad : j8: actually u can ! lol
[2017-02-18 04:53:10] j8 : /ban BTCDJS
[2017-02-18 04:53:23] j8 : before he gets me!
[2017-02-18 04:53:27] Farzad : LOL
[2017-02-18 04:53:34] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBTH17`: buy 1770 @ 1074.80
[2017-02-18 04:54:10] Farzad : /unban BTCDJS
[2017-02-18 04:56:03] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-18 04:56:04] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1066.3 (6.63%)
[2017-02-18 04:56:04] trollbot : itBit: 1062.12 (6.21%)
[2017-02-18 04:56:04] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1064.29 (6.43%)
[2017-02-18 04:56:04] trollbot : GDAX: 1066.51 (6.65%)
[2017-02-18 04:56:04] trollbot : Kraken: 1062.6 (6.26%)
[2017-02-18 04:56:05] trollbot : OKCoin: 1050.0 (5%)
[2017-02-18 04:56:33] y1uy : damn march 31 is bullish af
[2017-02-18 04:58:34] Farzad : /wall
[2017-02-18 04:58:34] trollbot : BFX Wall: Asks: 1066.9 => [2642 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1097.0 Bids: 1036.5 => [1236 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1066.5
[2017-02-18 05:00:32] aandy : /sentiment
[2017-02-18 05:00:34] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 23.64/76.36 Daily: 39.29/60.71 Weekly: 46.42/53.58 Monthly: 47.68/52.32
[2017-02-18 05:04:06] thxforyourbtc! : fomo time folks
[2017-02-18 05:04:11] thxforyourbtc! : hit that ask
[2017-02-18 05:11:02] rangle : negative bearish divergence time
[2017-02-18 05:12:50] Sultan Pepper : Farzad: what does wall do?
[2017-02-18 05:13:05] Sultan Pepper : I dont get it
[2017-02-18 05:14:22] Sultan Pepper : /suggest [please explain /wall to me]
[2017-02-18 05:14:23] trollbot : Thanks! got your suggestion buddy :D
[2017-02-18 05:21:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 15099 @ 1071.30
[2017-02-18 05:21:44] rangle : howd a long just get rekt...
[2017-02-18 05:22:17] Farzad : /wall
[2017-02-18 05:22:18] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1067.49 => [843 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1097.50 Bids: 0.46917293 => [388 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1066.28
[2017-02-18 05:23:13] Farzad : Sultan Pepper: It shows the sum of orders $30 above and below current price
[2017-02-18 05:23:48] Sultan Pepper : Ok thanks!
[2017-02-18 05:23:52] Adriana : rangle: extreme top longed with 100x
[2017-02-18 05:24:05] MikeHunt : Adriana: full steam ahead!
[2017-02-18 05:24:38] thxforyourbtc! : All in long, wish me luck brothers
[2017-02-18 05:24:53] Farzad : /wall
[2017-02-18 05:24:53] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1067.49 => [1054 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1097.50 Bids: 1036.50 => [400 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1066.51
[2017-02-18 05:24:54] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1068.5 => [2753 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1098.5 Bids: 1038.0 => [1181 Ƀ] (0%) <= 1068.1
[2017-02-18 05:24:56] shery : thxforyourbtc!: whats your entry
[2017-02-18 05:25:03] thxforyourbtc! : 1070
[2017-02-18 05:25:11] shery : thxforyourbtc!: march?
[2017-02-18 05:25:15] thxforyourbtc! : yes
[2017-02-18 05:25:18] Sultan Pepper : RIP thxforyourbtc!
[2017-02-18 05:25:32] longbydefault : hahaha... good luck thxforyourbtc
[2017-02-18 05:25:39] thxforyourbtc! : thanks!
[2017-02-18 05:25:41] shery : thxforyourbtc!: take your profits around 1080 , and get out we might correct
[2017-02-18 05:27:15] thxforyourbtc! : liq price is 1062
[2017-02-18 05:27:21] MikeHunt : apparently it wont stop until china catches up
[2017-02-18 05:27:33] MikeHunt : they wanna liq china shorts
[2017-02-18 05:27:40] shery : thxforyourbtc!: Lol best of luck than!
[2017-02-18 05:27:40] y1uy : thxforyourbtc!: we are at resistance but gl
[2017-02-18 05:28:02] paper : there will likely be some degree of pullback in that area, but then you have a new entry priice once you rebuy and thus are @ increased liquidation risk later on. i'll hodl through res. points
[2017-02-18 05:28:02] shery : y1uy: resistance for china is at 7250 !
[2017-02-18 05:28:21] y1uy : shery: im talking about finex
[2017-02-18 05:28:30] thxforyourbtc! : There is no resistance!
[2017-02-18 05:28:58] paper : nothing like the feeling of having a leveraged long valued @ hundreds of dollars above your entry price
[2017-02-18 05:29:07] paper : you don't get that when you sell at resistance
[2017-02-18 05:29:11] shery : y1uy: more resistances will come , bears wont accept defeat easily!
[2017-02-18 05:29:31] y1uy : shery: ofc
[2017-02-18 05:29:34] y1uy : i wouldnt long here
[2017-02-18 05:29:40] thxforyourbtc! : i will hold untill liq or expiration
[2017-02-18 05:29:51] thxforyourbtc! : 75k size
[2017-02-18 05:30:14] shery : thxforyourbtc!: dont trsust march !
[2017-02-18 05:30:14] y1uy : thxforyourbtc!: gl on your gamble
[2017-02-18 05:31:24] paper : where can i learn about the priority given to stops (i.e. whose stops fill first)?
[2017-02-18 05:32:01] shery : resistance on bitmex as well lot of sell orders!
[2017-02-18 05:32:28] y1uy : rsi looks a bit bear
[2017-02-18 05:33:05] paper : then sell there. i'll sell north of 1500 and in the multi-thousands. in since $100ish area
[2017-02-18 05:33:37] y1uy : we will get a nice boost at 7300 shorts getting aqueezed
[2017-02-18 05:34:03] longbydefault : /price
[2017-02-18 05:34:03] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1068.50 (6.85%)
[2017-02-18 05:34:04] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1068.5 (6.85%)
[2017-02-18 05:34:04] trollbot : GDAX: 1073.79 (7.38%)
[2017-02-18 05:34:04] trollbot : Kraken: 1062.72 (6.27%)
[2017-02-18 05:34:04] trollbot : OKCoin: 1054.8 (5.48%)
[2017-02-18 05:34:10] etoque : 1060 new floor
[2017-02-18 05:34:25] y1uy : etoque: yup
[2017-02-18 05:34:32] thxforyourbtc! : hope not i liquadate at 1062
[2017-02-18 05:34:38] etoque : oh shiet
[2017-02-18 05:34:46] Papou : ur fuked
[2017-02-18 05:34:47] Papou : lol
[2017-02-18 05:34:51] etoque : lol
[2017-02-18 05:34:54] thxforyourbtc! : lol
[2017-02-18 05:34:57] Papou : 1080 is target
[2017-02-18 05:35:06] longbydefault : thxforyourbtc: how many contracts and what leverage?
[2017-02-18 05:35:08] thxforyourbtc! : i hold till expiration
[2017-02-18 05:35:16] Papou : this volatility though...
[2017-02-18 05:35:26] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: Dude, you're gonna get liquidated within 15 minutes
[2017-02-18 05:35:29] etoque : thxforyourbtc!: ur a warrior
[2017-02-18 05:35:31] thxforyourbtc! : 75k max leverage. only 1.5btc in acct
[2017-02-18 05:35:35] shery : Papou: we might just hit 1070 here as top since we are lagging due to okc
[2017-02-18 05:35:36] Papou : $100 in what two days
[2017-02-18 05:35:45] Papou : nah, doesnt seem like there is a top
[2017-02-18 05:35:51] Papou : dumps just get bought and moved on
[2017-02-18 05:35:58] y1uy : thxforyourbtc!: full degen lool
[2017-02-18 05:36:01] paper : nah, when it crashed in early 2015
[2017-02-18 05:36:04] shery : thxforyourbtc!: better spent this money somweher else!
[2017-02-18 05:36:05] Papou : i think we will see profit taking at 1080-1140
[2017-02-18 05:36:07] Papou : somewhere there
[2017-02-18 05:36:16] etoque : yeah seems legit this
[2017-02-18 05:36:20] Papou : 1100 floor will be fought for
[2017-02-18 05:36:20] paper : (i had btc before that but went all in during crash)
[2017-02-18 05:36:33] y1uy : thxforyourbtc!: u told everyone your stop, will prob get stop hunted
[2017-02-18 05:37:03] Papou : no thats his liq
[2017-02-18 05:37:17] y1uy : liqq w/e
[2017-02-18 05:37:18] Papou : which is off index price
[2017-02-18 05:37:31] Papou : bitmex traders cant do anything to the index price
[2017-02-18 05:37:32] thxforyourbtc! : good to know
[2017-02-18 05:37:36] thxforyourbtc! : im new here
[2017-02-18 05:37:50] Papou : u dont get liquidated based off trading price
[2017-02-18 05:38:01] etoque : mark price ?
[2017-02-18 05:38:12] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: ur still gonna get shrekt brah
[2017-02-18 05:38:17] Papou : yes
[2017-02-18 05:38:24] Papou : mark price liquidates u
[2017-02-18 05:38:27] Papou : not trade price
[2017-02-18 05:38:32] paper : you guys will think i'm retarded, but i actually borrowed tons of money to buy during crash to 100's and would have been fucked if things didn't work out
[2017-02-18 05:38:47] Papou : right
[2017-02-18 05:38:48] paper : the word was r.etarded ofc
[2017-02-18 05:38:56] longbydefault : fortune favors the brave @paper @thxforyourbtc
[2017-02-18 05:39:06] Papou : if u bought 100 and made all this money, send me 1 btc
[2017-02-18 05:39:10] Papou : show me money isnt a problem for u
[2017-02-18 05:39:18] thxforyourbtc! : wtf tanking now
[2017-02-18 05:39:19] longbydefault : haha @papou
[2017-02-18 05:39:32] Papou : true ballers throw it like its nothing
[2017-02-18 05:39:50] paper : true ballers give it away when they're 80
[2017-02-18 05:39:51] Papou : thxforyourbtc dont worry, u will get liquidated shortly
[2017-02-18 05:40:06] thxforyourbtc! : no way actually? I cant losr this btc
[2017-02-18 05:40:16] Sultan Pepper : thxforyourbtc!: sweatin yet?
[2017-02-18 05:40:18] Papou : if ur liquidattion is 1062
[2017-02-18 05:40:21] Papou : u are fucked
[2017-02-18 05:40:36] Papou : im sorry
[2017-02-18 05:40:39] y1uy : thxforyourbtc!: id set a sell order asap
[2017-02-18 05:40:45] shery : Papou: lol
[2017-02-18 05:40:49] thxforyourbtc! : no but i want it to go up
[2017-02-18 05:40:57] thxforyourbtc! : i need this win
[2017-02-18 05:40:59] y1uy : thxforyourbtc!: famous last words
[2017-02-18 05:41:01] Papou : u said liquidation is 1062?
[2017-02-18 05:41:07] shery : thxforyourbtc!: it doesnt depend upon what you want
[2017-02-18 05:41:08] thxforyourbtc! : yes its 1062
[2017-02-18 05:41:10] Papou : u went long?
[2017-02-18 05:41:16] y1uy : yea he did lmao
[2017-02-18 05:41:18] thxforyourbtc! : yes
[2017-02-18 05:41:20] Papou : wtf
[2017-02-18 05:41:22] Papou : what price
[2017-02-18 05:41:26] Papou : doesnt make sense
[2017-02-18 05:41:27] shery : Papou: 1070
[2017-02-18 05:41:30] thxforyourbtc! : 1070.69
[2017-02-18 05:41:31] Sultan Pepper : "I cant lose this btc" makes giant reckless gamble
[2017-02-18 05:41:37] Papou : oh u are on futures?
[2017-02-18 05:41:41] etoque : lol
[2017-02-18 05:41:50] Papou : u longed march 1070?
[2017-02-18 05:41:52] Papou : are u dumb
[2017-02-18 05:41:55] thxforyourbtc! : yes march
[2017-02-18 05:41:57] thxforyourbtc! : whys that bad
[2017-02-18 05:42:01] etoque : LOL
[2017-02-18 05:42:02] thxforyourbtc! : ???
[2017-02-18 05:42:04] Papou : why u long the more expensive contract
[2017-02-18 05:42:06] shery : thxforyourbtc!: dont trust march
[2017-02-18 05:42:07] Papou : if ur a bull
[2017-02-18 05:42:10] Papou : LOL
[2017-02-18 05:42:13] shery : thxforyourbtc!: it could crash in mints
[2017-02-18 05:42:19] Papou : u like buying high selling low?
[2017-02-18 05:42:26] dodic : the time to long march was several day ago
[2017-02-18 05:42:26] thxforyourbtc! : no !
[2017-02-18 05:42:31] shery : Papou: buy high , liquidate loq
[2017-02-18 05:42:33] paper : i didn't make money though b/c i don't sell btc for fiat and live like i'm still poor. i'm used to it
[2017-02-18 05:42:38] sleger : thxforyourbtc!: you gigantic moron
[2017-02-18 05:42:54] y1uy : lmao
[2017-02-18 05:42:58] thxforyourbtc! : man why you always hating on me
[2017-02-18 05:43:00] etoque : lol this box is like a fun show
[2017-02-18 05:43:06] thxforyourbtc! : Im new trader here learning
[2017-02-18 05:43:07] Sultan Pepper : paper: can i get a coin please?
[2017-02-18 05:43:11] shery : /joke
[2017-02-18 05:43:13] trollbot : What do you call a doctor who studies tumors on an as-needed basis? An oncallogist
[2017-02-18 05:43:18] y1uy : hes probably trolling guys
[2017-02-18 05:43:20] dodic : lol
[2017-02-18 05:43:24] Papou : anyone honestly feel a dump coming?
[2017-02-18 05:43:34] dodic : I put all my life savings in COIN, good or bad idea
[2017-02-18 05:43:35] etoque : nah
[2017-02-18 05:43:38] shery : thxforyourbtc!: That was a fun !
[2017-02-18 05:43:43] Farzad : thxforyourbtc!: if u r new, dont go all in. you will get REKT
[2017-02-18 05:43:58] paper : for good measure i'll mentioned i've been rekt several times along the way ;)
[2017-02-18 05:44:12] Papou : i dont get why they are pumping this so hard
[2017-02-18 05:44:17] y1uy : paper: how many times?
[2017-02-18 05:44:18] thxforyourbtc! : if it starts dropping maybe i can get out
[2017-02-18 05:44:23] Farzad : dodic: dont put all of it. lets say half is reasonable.
[2017-02-18 05:44:34] shery : thxforyourbtc!: it will drop in 1-2 seonds
[2017-02-18 05:44:34] sleger : thxforyourbtc!: do you want all your money to belong to sleger ?
[2017-02-18 05:44:37] dodic : Farzad: great advice
[2017-02-18 05:44:46] paper : y1uy: easier to count how many girls i've been w/ than how many times i've gotten rekt
[2017-02-18 05:44:51] shery : thxforyourbtc!: when it drops , it doenst give you chance to move your mouse!
[2017-02-18 05:44:54] thxforyourbtc! : I dont. I want more btc
[2017-02-18 05:44:57] dodic : i'll hedge it with litecoin longs
[2017-02-18 05:44:58] etoque : lol u want it so bad
[2017-02-18 05:45:02] y1uy : paper: LOL
[2017-02-18 05:45:17] Farzad : paper: zero girls ?
[2017-02-18 05:45:27] Papou : thxforurbtc is ur name what people tell you a lot?
[2017-02-18 05:45:28] paper : i'd at least have some hope of recalling each girl i've fvcked
[2017-02-18 05:45:53] etoque : I think its time where fomo should slowly start on btc
[2017-02-18 05:46:12] thxforyourbtc! : Papou: no its actually what i hoped to say when i leave this site up a buncha btc
[2017-02-18 05:46:29] ThatCEOGuy : What does auto deleverage mean?
[2017-02-18 05:46:30] Sultan Pepper : Lol
[2017-02-18 05:46:43] thxforyourbtc! : and i plan to do it
[2017-02-18 05:46:48] Sultan Pepper : lol
[2017-02-18 05:46:48] Farzad : ThatCEOGuy: read the FAQ
[2017-02-18 05:46:59] paper : Farzad: not many girls b/c i'm average looking, scared of diseases and go for the 10's
[2017-02-18 05:47:48] Farzad : /wall
[2017-02-18 05:47:49] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1067.00 => [1337 Ƀ] (26.85%) <= 1097.00 Bids: 1035.86 => [502 Ƀ] (25.5%) <= 1065.91
[2017-02-18 05:47:49] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1067.5 => [2875 Ƀ] (4.43%) <= 1097.8 Bids: 1037.2 => [1284 Ƀ] (8.72%) <= 1067.3
[2017-02-18 05:47:55] paper : similar to how right now i'm going for $3k+ ;)
[2017-02-18 05:48:06] etoque : gg ;)
[2017-02-18 05:48:30] thxforyourbtc! : im going to have a hard time getting sleep actually now jeez guys thanks alot
[2017-02-18 05:48:50] Farzad : thxforyourbtc!: you will have no coin when u wake up
[2017-02-18 05:49:02] thxforyourbtc! : ???
[2017-02-18 05:49:13] Farzad : thxforyourbtc!: got REKT
[2017-02-18 05:49:15] ThatCEOGuy : Farzad: It just tells me when it happens, not what will happen to my position
[2017-02-18 05:49:31] thxforyourbtc! : Im hoping it moons instead
[2017-02-18 05:49:46] shery : thxforyourbtc!: we are at resistance!
[2017-02-18 05:49:54] Farzad : ThatCEOGuy: basically it will close part or some of your position.
[2017-02-18 05:50:03] Farzad : part or all *
[2017-02-18 05:50:03] thxforyourbtc! : read an article that said its about to boom from a legit source
[2017-02-18 05:50:21] y1uy : thxforyourbtc!: where
[2017-02-18 05:50:25] shery : thxforyourbtc!: lol
[2017-02-18 05:51:02] thxforyourbtc! : https://www.wbnews.info/2017/02/winklevoss-twins-bitcoin-will-explode-beyond-1-trillion/
[2017-02-18 05:51:07] ThatCEOGuy : Farzad: No, not a big deal right? I could always just reopen the position, I dont lose money or get liquidated or anything, right?
[2017-02-18 05:51:13] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: kek
[2017-02-18 05:51:16] thxforyourbtc! : Why do you think im here with all i could get?
[2017-02-18 05:51:23] ThruTheFloor : "legit source"
[2017-02-18 05:51:39] ThruTheFloor : You've got to be trolling
[2017-02-18 05:51:40] y1uy : thxforyourbtc!: LOL this guy cant be serious
[2017-02-18 05:51:46] y1uy : i refuse to believe so
[2017-02-18 05:52:12] Farzad : ThatCEOGuy: you may not open the position on the same price, usually if it happens if you are using high leverage and you are in profit. so it may reduce your profit.
[2017-02-18 05:52:28] micmix : thxforyourbtc! is trolling, he is a whale with 1k+ bitcoins in his account
[2017-02-18 05:52:35] MikeHunt : 1trillion? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY
[2017-02-18 05:52:40] micmix : he told us yesterday
[2017-02-18 05:53:02] ThruTheFloor : Can we get one of the admin to take a peek at this acc?
[2017-02-18 05:53:12] Farzad : micmix: do u have a market maker bot in BitMex ?
[2017-02-18 05:53:21] micmix : Farzad: yes
[2017-02-18 05:53:30] Farzad : micmix: Is it profitable ?
[2017-02-18 05:53:33] micmix : yes
[2017-02-18 05:53:53] micmix : otherwise it wouldn't be here, would it?
[2017-02-18 05:53:55] Farzad : micmix: cool, I am going to start to write a market maker
[2017-02-18 05:54:06] Farzad : micmix: any tips for me buddy ?
[2017-02-18 05:54:24] thxforyourbtc! : go ahead. I dont have 1k+ btc. I said it as a joke because that other guy posted his balance. I copy pasted and changed numbers. I deposited my 1btc for first time yesterday
[2017-02-18 05:54:28] Farzad : I can really use your advice
[2017-02-18 05:54:47] thxforyourbtc! : and made it to 1.5 from last night
[2017-02-18 05:54:56] thxforyourbtc! : now time for the big bet
[2017-02-18 05:55:06] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: Slob all on my nob
[2017-02-18 05:55:08] thxforyourbtc! : the mods have my permission to check these facts
[2017-02-18 05:55:09] Farzad : thxforyourbtc!: you will get REKT someday, mark my words. lol
[2017-02-18 05:55:31] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: @Farzad It's happening tonight. Bitcoin will see to that
[2017-02-18 05:55:37] thxforyourbtc! : this is only my 2nd day
[2017-02-18 05:55:39] micmix : yes, don't do it if you don't know how to make it profitable. it's not as easy as it seems @Farzad
[2017-02-18 05:56:03] thxforyourbtc! : just looking for a bit of support damn
[2017-02-18 05:56:12] thxforyourbtc! : we all trying to get that btc
[2017-02-18 05:56:35] thxforyourbtc! : your negatuivity dropping it now wtf man
[2017-02-18 05:56:48] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: This is a trollbox. Not a support group hugbox safespace w/e
[2017-02-18 05:56:50] Farzad : micmix: Thats why I asked for your advice, I know it is not easy and you dont want to make competition for yourself ;)
[2017-02-18 05:56:54] amaru : same move as yesterday?
[2017-02-18 05:57:00] micmix : Farzad: if you want to experiment, try https://github.com/BitMEX/sample-market-maker, it's a solid framework
[2017-02-18 05:57:10] ThruTheFloor : If you're fee fees get hurt here you really shouldnt be trading
[2017-02-18 05:57:34] ThruTheFloor : If you're fee fees get hurt here you really shouldnt be trading
[2017-02-18 05:57:36] micmix : Farzad: read up on inventory management and hedging
[2017-02-18 05:57:39] Farzad : micmix: I prefer to write it from scratch
[2017-02-18 05:57:46] MikeHunt : Farzad: what IDE do you use for nodeJS ?
[2017-02-18 05:57:59] thxforyourbtc! : you actually think i would liq tonight if i slept?
[2017-02-18 05:58:09] Farzad : MikeHunt: nothing, a Text editor ! lol
[2017-02-18 05:58:16] MikeHunt : Farzad: hardcore lol
[2017-02-18 05:58:24] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: Yes.
[2017-02-18 05:58:29] MikeHunt : Farzad: trying to get a C# version working in visual studio
[2017-02-18 05:58:35] MikeHunt : keep getting error 400
[2017-02-18 05:58:38] ThruTheFloor : Don't sleep. Stay up and watch it happen
[2017-02-18 05:58:46] shery : ThruTheFloor: lol
[2017-02-18 05:58:55] thxforyourbtc! : so if i have it on "cross" the liq price is whole acct size?
[2017-02-18 05:58:55] ThruTheFloor : So you have something to think about while you lay awake in bed the rest of the night
[2017-02-18 05:59:01] Farzad : MikeHunt: Atom is a good editor.
[2017-02-18 05:59:16] ThruTheFloor : Farzad: No, no it is not.
[2017-02-18 05:59:23] ThruTheFloor : Stupid JavaScript trash
[2017-02-18 05:59:38] MikeHunt : Farzad: ill take a look, thanks
[2017-02-18 05:59:40] ThruTheFloor : Slow as all hell too
[2017-02-18 05:59:47] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: whats ur preference?
[2017-02-18 05:59:54] Farzad : micmix: I know the general ideas. but as you said it is not easy !
[2017-02-18 06:00:19] Farzad : ThruTheFloor: lol, do u have any better alternative ?
[2017-02-18 06:00:46] ThruTheFloor : For C#? Nothing beats Visual Studio
[2017-02-18 06:01:00] Farzad : ThruTheFloor: For NodeJS
[2017-02-18 06:01:08] cookielito : who thinks we will break 1100 by sunday?
[2017-02-18 06:01:16] thxforyourbtc! : me
[2017-02-18 06:01:29] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: u consider C# faster than javascript?
[2017-02-18 06:01:38] Farzad : thxforyourbtc!: Just pray to BTC gods. lol
[2017-02-18 06:01:46] ThruTheFloor : MikeHunt: Consider? It's not even a comparision
[2017-02-18 06:02:19] ThruTheFloor : Farzad: I don't use JavaScript trash, but if I did I'd use WebStorm or something. PhpStorm is pretty comfy
[2017-02-18 06:02:30] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: ahh ok ty 4 info
[2017-02-18 06:02:53] MikeHunt : cookielito: 1100 is possible but its weekend so banks closed
[2017-02-18 06:02:57] MikeHunt : no new fiat
[2017-02-18 06:03:00] micmix : Farzad: I actually don't mind competition, we need more MMs here. My bot takes liquidity sometimes and I wouldn't mind more MMs (especially naive MMs) :smile:
[2017-02-18 06:03:12] Farzad : ThruTheFloor: Try NodeJS, you will like it.
[2017-02-18 06:03:33] cookielito : MikeHunt: we are in for a wild ride if the SEC says yes...
[2017-02-18 06:04:08] MikeHunt : cookielito: indeed, same if they reject as well
[2017-02-18 06:04:19] Farzad : micmix: so give me some tips buddy ! specially what do u do in trending markets ?
[2017-02-18 06:04:36] ThruTheFloor : Farzad: @MikeHunt JavaScript can go die in a fire. I'd rather claw my own eyes out than use JavaScript. Bad enough client side, you want to use it server side too? wtf http://i.imgur.com/6aclmM6.png
[2017-02-18 06:04:41] cookielito : MikeHunt: I would beg to differ, a rejection might not be as negative as many would believe
[2017-02-18 06:04:49] thxforyourbtc! : my plan is to hold through to expiry and the sec decision
[2017-02-18 06:04:59] cookielito : thxforyourbtc!: likewise
[2017-02-18 06:05:13] MikeHunt : cookielito: still an excuse for a bull bqq ;)
[2017-02-18 06:05:14] MikeHunt : bbq
[2017-02-18 06:05:15] thxforyourbtc! : didnt think there was a chance to liq before then even. I caught the dip in 1070s
[2017-02-18 06:05:19] micmix : I do a combination of MM, arb and volatility trading @Farzad
[2017-02-18 06:05:37] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: You honestly believe we will not go below 1062 for 3 weeks? What drugs are you on rn?
[2017-02-18 06:05:52] micmix : Farzad: and hedge accross different exchanges
[2017-02-18 06:05:53] MikeHunt : cookielito: i think if ETF pass we go to moon, otherwise we retest 800 support line
[2017-02-18 06:05:59] thxforyourbtc! : well i thought we broke out man take it easy
[2017-02-18 06:06:00] MikeHunt : then continue bull run
[2017-02-18 06:06:25] shery : MikeHunt: All knew this!
[2017-02-18 06:06:33] thxforyourbtc! : gave it plenty space at 1062
[2017-02-18 06:06:44] thxforyourbtc! : was at 1078 not long ago
[2017-02-18 06:06:46] Farzad : micmix: smart ;) I am doing the same thing. I just dont have the MM bot.
[2017-02-18 06:07:20] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: careful with liq margin, mark price can swing very quickly
[2017-02-18 06:07:33] Farzad : micmix: If u saw 1 contract orders on orderbook, it is mine testing my bot ! lol
[2017-02-18 06:07:51] thxforyourbtc! : i shoulda sold there i was up like 0.7btc it was insane
[2017-02-18 06:07:57] MikeHunt : Farzad: apparently if u do too many low contract orders u can get banned i think
[2017-02-18 06:08:00] MikeHunt : marked as spammer
[2017-02-18 06:08:07] paper : could very will hit 1500ish before we even get the announcement
[2017-02-18 06:08:24] thxforyourbtc! : paper: yes agreed
[2017-02-18 06:08:40] MikeHunt : maybe the whales want all shorts dead before etf failure so no shorts to ruin the dive
[2017-02-18 06:08:50] paper : (won't take credit for the idea, someone smarter/more old school than myself just mentioned this today or yesterday)
[2017-02-18 06:09:13] thxforyourbtc! : I thought of this too. But a buit lower like 1350
[2017-02-18 06:09:25] startChat : 9.5k
[2017-02-18 06:09:29] Farzad : MikeHunt: I have several accounts here trading big time. they should allow me to test my MM bot !
[2017-02-18 06:09:43] MikeHunt : Farzad: are you using the test site?
[2017-02-18 06:09:53] thxforyourbtc! : 1350 my march31 target
[2017-02-18 06:10:15] thxforyourbtc! : for almost 20btc profit
[2017-02-18 06:10:16] BTCDJS : thxforyourbtc!: Fock off
[2017-02-18 06:10:25] Farzad : MikeHunt: test site is useless for testing a strategy. it is good for learning the api.
[2017-02-18 06:10:33] thxforyourbtc! : i give it 50/50
[2017-02-18 06:10:53] BTCDJS : dont listen to this guy
[2017-02-18 06:10:53] MikeHunt : Farzad: ahh, either way u might want to ask an admin or dont do to many
[2017-02-18 06:10:54] thxforyourbtc! : do your own studies! I did mine
[2017-02-18 06:10:57] paper : i was thinking that area (pre-etf), which was why the 1500+ talk by a btc veteran stuck out to me
[2017-02-18 06:11:30] BTCDJS : retrace incoming
[2017-02-18 06:11:41] amaru : BTCDJS: target?
[2017-02-18 06:11:50] Farzad : thxforyourbtc!: LOL, REKT soon
[2017-02-18 06:11:51] thxforyourbtc! : dow or up?
[2017-02-18 06:12:10] BTCDJS : 880-910
[2017-02-18 06:12:16] thxforyourbtc! : mark price is pumping
[2017-02-18 06:12:21] thxforyourbtc! : can i sell at that?
[2017-02-18 06:12:23] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: really?
[2017-02-18 06:12:30] etoque : lol in your dream
[2017-02-18 06:12:32] amaru : BTCDJS: 4 real?
[2017-02-18 06:12:33] shery : thxforyourbtc!: watch market !
[2017-02-18 06:13:20] BTCDJS : We can't just keep going up guys. 1080 to 880 is more likely
[2017-02-18 06:13:32] BTCDJS : dont be stupid
[2017-02-18 06:13:46] etoque : its btc
[2017-02-18 06:13:48] BTCDJS : he wants his shorts filled
[2017-02-18 06:13:50] etoque : yes we can
[2017-02-18 06:13:54] shery : thxforyourbtc!: we will go back now !
[2017-02-18 06:13:58] DorianWhack-A-Moto : we can go to the moon and back
[2017-02-18 06:14:06] DorianWhack-A-Moto : or to the bottom of the ocean
[2017-02-18 06:14:13] DorianWhack-A-Moto : honey badger dont care
[2017-02-18 06:14:18] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: weekend dump would be nice
[2017-02-18 06:14:22] thxforyourbtc! : i only care about 1062
[2017-02-18 06:14:25] ThruTheFloor : BTCDJS: Read my text. WE ARE NEVER AGAIN GOING UNDER $1000/BTC
[2017-02-18 06:14:28] thxforyourbtc! : below that may as well go to a buck
[2017-02-18 06:14:29] MikeHunt : MFI has been dropping for past few days as we go up
[2017-02-18 06:14:49] ThruTheFloor : You are gonna get REKT, just accept it
[2017-02-18 06:15:09] BTCDJS : ThruTheFloor: maybe it bounces off 1k sure
[2017-02-18 06:15:09] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: @BTCDJS is a follower of @sleger
[2017-02-18 06:15:10] thxforyourbtc! : ?
[2017-02-18 06:15:25] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: best to listen to him
[2017-02-18 06:15:26] y1uy : only a black swan can fuck up the bulltrend
[2017-02-18 06:15:28] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: what?
[2017-02-18 06:15:32] etoque : maybe it'll just keep going to 1100
[2017-02-18 06:15:34] DorianWhack-A-Moto : /sentiment
[2017-02-18 06:15:36] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 70.97/29.03 Daily: 39.96/60.04 Weekly: 46.81/53.19 Monthly: 47.69/52.31
[2017-02-18 06:15:52] BTCDJS : Don't say I didn't warn you
[2017-02-18 06:16:03] etoque : lol
[2017-02-18 06:16:05] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: lol, just seems he hasnt called u dummy yet
[2017-02-18 06:16:13] etoque : TA is not everything
[2017-02-18 06:16:15] MikeHunt : must be doing something right
[2017-02-18 06:16:36] MikeHunt : etoque: we'll draw a couple of triangles were your rekt corpse is
[2017-02-18 06:16:43] ThruTheFloor : BTCDJS: Ok, I'll bite. When do you think we're gonna go down?
[2017-02-18 06:16:53] etoque : haha
[2017-02-18 06:17:03] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: he called me dummy on Thursday
[2017-02-18 06:17:06] BTCDJS : dummy
[2017-02-18 06:17:12] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: ill take that back then ;)
[2017-02-18 06:17:19] etoque : we all know you have short position and suing seeing btc only going up
[2017-02-18 06:17:49] BTCDJS : After around 1080 mark. Just be careful
[2017-02-18 06:18:00] thxforyourbtc! : this is not something good to short
[2017-02-18 06:18:07] thxforyourbtc! : if i know anything its that
[2017-02-18 06:18:10] etoque : no not now
[2017-02-18 06:18:12] DorianWhack-A-Moto : in exactly 25minutes 6seconds the price will drop $1.50, babies will cry, women will wet their pants. It will be known as the "Great Buck Fifty Bitcoin Disaster of 2017"
[2017-02-18 06:18:12] amaru : word
[2017-02-18 06:18:23] etoque : lol
[2017-02-18 06:18:32] ThruTheFloor : DorianWhack-A-Moto: brb creating wikipedia page
[2017-02-18 06:18:36] thxforyourbtc! : as long as its under 10 buck drop
[2017-02-18 06:19:16] ThruTheFloor : BTCDJS: What makes you think it'll happen exactly at 1080? Lucky number?
[2017-02-18 06:19:27] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: look at the walls above 1070
[2017-02-18 06:19:46] BTCDJS : ThruTheFloor: look at the charts bro. Jeeze
[2017-02-18 06:20:03] BTCDJS : its not hard to notice patterns
[2017-02-18 06:20:23] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: get bitcoinwisdom on ur phone in portrait mode, now be scared
[2017-02-18 06:20:37] MikeHunt : maybe its why im too bearish
[2017-02-18 06:20:43] thxforyourbtc! : man the pattern is going up
[2017-02-18 06:20:49] thxforyourbtc! : donjt short trust me buy long
[2017-02-18 06:20:54] DorianWhack-A-Moto : btcwisdom doesn't update fast enough
[2017-02-18 06:21:02] MikeHunt : DorianWhack-A-Moto: what u use?
[2017-02-18 06:21:07] thxforyourbtc! : i won half a bitcoin holding long last night
[2017-02-18 06:21:11] DorianWhack-A-Moto : cryptowat.ch
[2017-02-18 06:21:19] BTCDJS : thxforyourbtc!: you're really good at acting stupid
[2017-02-18 06:21:28] DorianWhack-A-Moto : and wisdom
[2017-02-18 06:22:06] BTCDJS : but you're not stupid enough to be convincing @thxforyourbtc!
[2017-02-18 06:22:06] ThruTheFloor : MikeHunt: @BTCDJS Doesnt look that bad to me. And you dont know if the whale will just pull the wall as we approch
[2017-02-18 06:22:15] paper : anyone here been deep in the green and then been auto-deleveraged to the point of liquidation? and if so did you get to keep your profits after your position was force-closed?
[2017-02-18 06:22:44] BTCDJS : Just be careful
[2017-02-18 06:22:45] DorianWhack-A-Moto : can ADL liquidate you?
[2017-02-18 06:22:50] paper : i'm new to mex and even though i'm at 52% profit on current trade i'm paranoid about auto-deleverage fvcking me
[2017-02-18 06:22:51] thxforyourbtc! : goo question!
[2017-02-18 06:23:04] thxforyourbtc! : i want know this too
[2017-02-18 06:23:10] j8 : ADL will pretty much always close your position in profit
[2017-02-18 06:23:11] BTCDJS : Whoa! You guys are brand new
[2017-02-18 06:23:19] j8 : but it's not guaranteed
[2017-02-18 06:24:04] BTCDJS : thxforyourbtc!: for max profit go 50x as many contracts as possible
[2017-02-18 06:24:16] BTCDJS : when you short
[2017-02-18 06:24:23] shery : thxforyourbtc!: watch now
[2017-02-18 06:24:37] thxforyourbtc! : shery: i am, wtf happenjing
[2017-02-18 06:26:13] Farzad : lets stop hunt this guy, lol
[2017-02-18 06:26:15] paper : j8: not guaranteed? so you could be 200% in profit and then get auto-deleveraged and lose everything?
[2017-02-18 06:26:30] thxforyourbtc! : farzad i dont have a stop
[2017-02-18 06:26:44] Farzad : thxforyourbtc!: your liq price is a stop as well
[2017-02-18 06:26:53] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: pumping costs money, the goal is to kill the opponent and leave something else with the bag
[2017-02-18 06:27:20] BTCDJS : Facepalm
[2017-02-18 06:27:22] thxforyourbtc! : MikeHunt: or we could all just go long and moon it and all win
[2017-02-18 06:27:28] thxforyourbtc! : guys like you stop it all
[2017-02-18 06:27:39] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: prisoners dilema
[2017-02-18 06:27:48] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: 1080 is a major resistance point
[2017-02-18 06:27:52] ThruTheFloor : aka you bout to get fcuked up the ass, no lube