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[2017-02-18 06:26:53] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: pumping costs money, the goal is to kill the opponent and leave something else with the bag
[2017-02-18 06:27:20] BTCDJS : Facepalm
[2017-02-18 06:27:22] thxforyourbtc! : MikeHunt: or we could all just go long and moon it and all win
[2017-02-18 06:27:28] thxforyourbtc! : guys like you stop it all
[2017-02-18 06:27:39] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: prisoners dilema
[2017-02-18 06:27:48] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: 1080 is a major resistance point
[2017-02-18 06:27:52] ThruTheFloor : aka you bout to get fcuked up the ass, no lube
[2017-02-18 06:27:54] MikeHunt : next one down is 1k
[2017-02-18 06:27:55] j8 : paper: no when you're ADL'd you get the closed and keep the remainder. the system closes profitable positions first, so it's just unlikely that you'll be ADL'd when your position is in the red. but not impossible
[2017-02-18 06:28:15] y1uy : thxforyourbtc!: you druggo
[2017-02-18 06:28:32] thxforyourbtc! : gotta sleep soon
[2017-02-18 06:28:56] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: pretend you are talking to someone who knows more than you then be quiet. This guy is laughing at you
[2017-02-18 06:28:57] Farzad : thxforyourbtc!: say goodbye to your coins before u go to bed
[2017-02-18 06:29:04] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: Sweet dreams. Just remember you gon' wake up to a balance of 0.0000
[2017-02-18 06:29:24] shery : Farzad: This guy is trolling !
[2017-02-18 06:29:40] paper : j8: do you reckon that if i'm on cross, 10x, i'll get ADL'd along the way if it goes to multi-thousands over the course of just a couple of months?
[2017-02-18 06:29:45] Farzad : /ban thxforyourbtc!
[2017-02-18 06:29:48] Farzad : lol
[2017-02-18 06:29:54] thxforyourbtc! : anyone care to make wagers im not trolling ? Mod can verify
[2017-02-18 06:29:56] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: one minute ur saying 800-900 and now ur supporting mr bull?
[2017-02-18 06:30:17] Farzad : thxforyourbtc!: send screenshot of your position
[2017-02-18 06:30:22] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: he is saying the opposite silly
[2017-02-18 06:30:24] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: Dont forget to come back on tomorrow. I wanna taste your tears.
[2017-02-18 06:30:34] BTCDJS : he needs his shorts filled
[2017-02-18 06:31:01] j8 : paper: really hard to say, but in that scenario there will probably be plenty of volatility and i don't think any positions on derivatives are really safe
[2017-02-18 06:31:37] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: he might be laughing at me but if im making it harder for him....
[2017-02-18 06:31:56] thxforyourbtc! : if you are so sure make a bet
[2017-02-18 06:32:25] thxforyourbtc! : my first trade was yesterday. I made 0.5btc from 1btc now im levered all in at 1070.70
[2017-02-18 06:32:37] thxforyourbtc! : u think this is lie?
[2017-02-18 06:32:54] thxforyourbtc! : i show history if u bet
[2017-02-18 06:32:58] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: lol it's like you're proud of the fact that you're an rtard
[2017-02-18 06:33:05] thxforyourbtc! : im up 50% man
[2017-02-18 06:33:09] DorianWhack-A-Moto : im 50btc 100x all in at 1150 long
[2017-02-18 06:33:24] DorianWhack-A-Moto : when will the market reach me?
[2017-02-18 06:33:53] BTCDJS : ThruTheFloor: no he is downplaying
[2017-02-18 06:34:11] ThruTheFloor : DorianWhack-A-Moto: Because, if it's not 100x, are you really trading?
[2017-02-18 06:34:29] BTCDJS : nevermind. I'm out
[2017-02-18 06:34:35] Farzad : ThruTheFloor: my current leverage is 0.68x ! lol
[2017-02-18 06:34:41] DorianWhack-A-Moto : real traders lose money and i wanna be a real trader, mom
[2017-02-18 06:34:41] BTCDJS : BE CAREFUL
[2017-02-18 06:35:01] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: Hey, can you go on twitch and livesteam you getting REKT?
[2017-02-18 06:35:17] BTCDJS : Ignore this guy
[2017-02-18 06:35:28] thxforyourbtc! : im trying
[2017-02-18 06:35:52] Farzad : BTCDJS: +1
[2017-02-18 06:36:04] shery : BTCDJS: +1
[2017-02-18 06:36:09] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: You should be trying harder not to blow all your money
[2017-02-18 06:36:20] shery : ThruTheFloor: -10
[2017-02-18 06:36:42] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-18 06:36:42] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1065.37 (-0.29%)
[2017-02-18 06:36:42] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1067.5 (-0.09%)
[2017-02-18 06:36:42] trollbot : itBit: 1072 (0.37%)
[2017-02-18 06:36:42] trollbot : GDAX: 1070.19 (-0.34%)
[2017-02-18 06:36:43] ThruTheFloor : Welcome to the trollbox, where everyone's an asshole and the points dont matter
[2017-02-18 06:36:43] trollbot : Kraken: 1063 (0.03%)
[2017-02-18 06:36:44] trollbot : OKCoin: 1056.69 (0.18%)
[2017-02-18 06:36:56] shery : ThruTheFloor: lol
[2017-02-18 06:38:02] thxforyourbtc! : focus on your own trades
[2017-02-18 06:38:38] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: Naw, I'm having way too much fun raggin on you.
[2017-02-18 06:39:59] shery : dump time!
[2017-02-18 06:40:08] dodic : its over
[2017-02-18 06:40:24] dodic : quantum computers or something
[2017-02-18 06:40:34] ThruTheFloor : Where are the novelty accounts? They're missing it
[2017-02-18 06:40:58] dodic : pboc quantum computers ban bitoin in every possible universe
[2017-02-18 06:41:28] thxforyourbtc! : plz god
[2017-02-18 06:41:52] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: 5 more down and you're out friendo
[2017-02-18 06:42:07] ThruTheFloor : God can't save you now
[2017-02-18 06:42:25] thxforyourbtc! : maybe i will sell half
[2017-02-18 06:42:32] thxforyourbtc! : cant take this
[2017-02-18 06:42:33] dodic : Man futures really make us bad people
[2017-02-18 06:43:11] ThruTheFloor : dodic: Implying we're not all terrible human beings to start with
[2017-02-18 06:43:21] dodic : *worse?*
[2017-02-18 06:43:54] ThruTheFloor : I just sucker punched an old lady when I went out shopping
[2017-02-18 06:44:08] ThruTheFloor : Not sure if she survived or not, but she totally deserved it
[2017-02-18 06:44:20] ThruTheFloor : Shoulda seen her teeth flying out her mouth
[2017-02-18 06:44:22] paper : j8: sry, logged out and phone was dead. i ofc didn't mean ADL'd on rapid rise to multi-thousands, i meant position being force-closed on way to multi-thousands due to ADL. but you seemed to have gotten what i meant. well, in that scenario, the silver lining is that you're ofc forced to take profits on the way. sucks to 10x your net worth or whatever and then have it drop back to your buy price
[2017-02-18 06:44:22] ThruTheFloor : lol
[2017-02-18 06:44:25] dodic : yeah but after trading futures you also took her wallet because it was "liquidated"
[2017-02-18 06:44:53] ThruTheFloor : dodic: Damn u right. Such an impulse now I didnt even notice it
[2017-02-18 06:45:07] dodic : ThruTheFloor: hah
[2017-02-18 06:45:20] dodic : ThruTheFloor: Sorry bitch, REKT!
[2017-02-18 06:47:46] thxforyourbtc! : ill sell half at 1078
[2017-02-18 06:48:08] paper : an encouraging thing is that the areas where ppl would be concerned about double tops don't match up from exchange to exchange. so for example chinese exchanges could just keep pushing price up
[2017-02-18 06:48:29] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: lol ok you do that buddy, it's 1068. Hell of a lot closer to 62 than 78.
[2017-02-18 06:48:30] ThruTheFloor : Can you count?
[2017-02-18 06:48:36] ThruTheFloor : Do you know how to count?
[2017-02-18 06:48:51] thxforyourbtc! : ?
[2017-02-18 06:49:06] thxforyourbtc! : at 1070 its even
[2017-02-18 06:49:13] shery : ThruTheFloor: either he is lieing or he is nerd of the year !
[2017-02-18 06:49:49] ThruTheFloor : paper: Or one exchange brings us all down
[2017-02-18 06:51:24] paper : ThruTheFloor: lol. finex stole my fiat that i was using to short btc w/, and then stole my fiat even though only btc was hacked, and then didn't credit me for the price drop on btc due to the hack
[2017-02-18 06:52:11] ThruTheFloor : paper: Yeah I was lucky enough not to have anything on there when it happened, but I dont understand how anyone can keep using them
[2017-02-18 06:52:38] ThruTheFloor : Honestly, I only came to BitMex because Bitfinex got hacked
[2017-02-18 06:53:29] paper : ThruTheFloor: i did a shitty job of wording that but you get the point. and yeah, finex was in a lull for a while but since the pboc situation they've started mattering again.
[2017-02-18 06:54:00] MikeHunt : finex did a socialism and thats bad
[2017-02-18 06:54:13] paper : french dev
[2017-02-18 06:54:32] paper : never use asian exchanges ran by frenchies
[2017-02-18 06:55:13] thxforyourbtc! : fk this im selling a third
[2017-02-18 06:55:33] ThruTheFloor : That's two Goxes so far. Would be awesome if we had a Chinese triple Gox next month
[2017-02-18 06:55:41] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: you really long from 1062?
[2017-02-18 06:55:44] thxforyourbtc! : gunna list at break even
[2017-02-18 06:55:49] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: Shhh bby no need to talk like that
[2017-02-18 06:55:57] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: OKC maybe
[2017-02-18 06:55:58] ThruTheFloor : Just let it happen
[2017-02-18 06:55:59] thxforyourbtc! : no im long from 1070
[2017-02-18 06:56:10] thxforyourbtc! : oh shit its back!
[2017-02-18 06:56:14] thxforyourbtc! : legooooooo
[2017-02-18 06:56:18] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: mark price is just about clinging on lol
[2017-02-18 06:56:24] MikeHunt : 1070.69
[2017-02-18 06:56:28] MikeHunt : whats ur liq?
[2017-02-18 06:56:39] thxforyourbtc! : 1062
[2017-02-18 06:56:51] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: h17?
[2017-02-18 06:57:00] thxforyourbtc! : yea march.31
[2017-02-18 06:57:08] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: just keep an eye on mark price
[2017-02-18 06:57:20] thxforyourbtc! : can it drop below the bid/ask?
[2017-02-18 06:57:26] thxforyourbtc! : like more than just a tiny bit
[2017-02-18 06:57:38] thxforyourbtc! : ive seen it a bit under a few times
[2017-02-18 06:57:41] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: oh yeh, i got liq-ed on a long at 1026, the bid/ask was 1034
[2017-02-18 06:58:03] thxforyourbtc! : but u still get some cash back in that case?
[2017-02-18 06:58:10] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: nope, totally raped
[2017-02-18 06:58:16] thxforyourbtc! : what?
[2017-02-18 06:58:25] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: after liq anything spare goes in insurance fund
[2017-02-18 06:58:32] dodic : thxforyourbtc!: facepalm
[2017-02-18 06:58:42] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: facepalm
[2017-02-18 06:58:48] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: if ur new here i suggest not going all in
[2017-02-18 06:58:53] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: what have i done now? lol
[2017-02-18 06:58:53] ThruTheFloor : omfg this is hilarious
[2017-02-18 06:59:06] thxforyourbtc! : wtf is iunsuracne fund
[2017-02-18 06:59:11] ThruTheFloor : lol
[2017-02-18 06:59:13] dodic : thxforyourbtc!: So what was your trading strategy here?
[2017-02-18 06:59:25] thxforyourbtc! : ride a breakout??
[2017-02-18 06:59:26] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: You are literally just gambling here
[2017-02-18 06:59:35] MikeHunt : have i been double trolled today or is @thxforyourbtc! 4real?
[2017-02-18 06:59:48] ubba : wow top contract holder
[2017-02-18 06:59:51] BTCDJS : STOP TALKING TO THE FRIENDLY GUY WHO KNOWS MORE THAN YOU BUT IS ORETENDING TO BE STUPID
[2017-02-18 06:59:55] BTCDJS : DUMMY
[2017-02-18 07:00:13] ThruTheFloor : MikeHunt: I'm starting to think he might actually be mentally disabled
[2017-02-18 07:00:22] MikeHunt : BTCDJS: ahh so i did get double trolled, damn lol
[2017-02-18 07:00:27] thxforyourbtc! : lol
[2017-02-18 07:00:30] ubba : do you guys see the top contract holder
[2017-02-18 07:00:50] ubba : holy crap
[2017-02-18 07:00:58] MikeHunt : ubba: okc?
[2017-02-18 07:01:00] ThruTheFloor : BTCDJS: http://i.imgur.com/n8umjWj.png
[2017-02-18 07:01:07] ubba : yeah
[2017-02-18 07:01:29] ubba : unbelievable
[2017-02-18 07:02:01] Ahhere : ubba: 35k?
[2017-02-18 07:02:20] BTCDJS : I've never seen anything
[2017-02-18 07:02:23] thxforyourbtc! : lmao
[2017-02-18 07:02:23] BTCDJS : link?
[2017-02-18 07:03:24] ubba : oh i was just messing around didnt realize that top holder closed positions
[2017-02-18 07:03:25] thxforyourbtc! : back in the black baby
[2017-02-18 07:03:30] Ahhere : U talking about 7 hours ago update or is the new one out
[2017-02-18 07:04:10] Ahhere : 1hr
[2017-02-18 07:04:33] Ahhere : thxforyourbtc!: that sounds racist ? (".)
[2017-02-18 07:04:38] thxforyourbtc! : up 0.21
[2017-02-18 07:05:24] ubba : ahhere the current one
[2017-02-18 07:06:30] thxforyourbtc! : any way to see a chart of the mark price?
[2017-02-18 07:08:25] BTCDJS : ^^^this guy^^^
[2017-02-18 07:09:00] thxforyourbtc! : whats your deal man? This is my 2nd day here youve done nothing but harass me
[2017-02-18 07:09:37] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: Because your a faggt lil nigga bitatch and you deserve the abuse till you grow some thicker skin
[2017-02-18 07:09:40] BTCDJS : Im not even talking to you
[2017-02-18 07:09:59] ubba : lol
[2017-02-18 07:11:33] dodic : That's how we say hello at BitMEX
[2017-02-18 07:11:46] ThruTheFloor : dodic: fcuk u
[2017-02-18 07:12:34] dodic : The friendliest place in the world; ya dumbass
[2017-02-18 07:13:08] ThruTheFloor : I love all of you, in the most homosexual way imaginable. And that's not just teh alcohol talking
[2017-02-18 07:13:36] dodic : Is it the PCP?
[2017-02-18 07:13:52] ThruTheFloor : Little from Column A, little from Column B
[2017-02-18 07:15:10] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: http://i.imgur.com/GJTL6U9.png
[2017-02-18 07:15:45] dodic : MikeHunt: lol
[2017-02-18 07:17:40] ThruTheFloor : MikeHunt: I'm calling the FBI
[2017-02-18 07:18:13] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: well im calling CIA
[2017-02-18 07:18:20] ThruTheFloor : Neither I nor the Federal Government of the United States of America take kindly to death threats
[2017-02-18 07:18:27] ThruTheFloor : I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT
[2017-02-18 07:18:42] MikeHunt : ThruTheFloor: sure u dont want witness protection?
[2017-02-18 07:19:12] ThruTheFloor : I don't use protection but thx for the offer
[2017-02-18 07:19:12] thxforyourbtc! : http://imgur.com/a/SAjIj
[2017-02-18 07:19:40] ThruTheFloor : thxforyourbtc!: It took you how many hours to photoshop that together?
[2017-02-18 07:19:58] MikeHunt : thxforyourbtc!: if thats true, not bad
[2017-02-18 07:21:14] thxforyourbtc! : wow
[2017-02-18 07:30:21] arbitrage101 : okc future will withhold fund after closing position?
[2017-02-18 07:30:27] arbitrage101 : anyone know?
[2017-02-18 07:31:06] j8 : you can't withdraw it but you can trade with it
[2017-02-18 07:31:26] arbitrage101 : j8: ok. thank you
[2017-02-18 07:31:32] arbitrage101 : closed all my position
[2017-02-18 07:31:36] arbitrage101 : withdrawing now
[2017-02-18 07:31:40] arbitrage101 : ok okc that is
[2017-02-18 07:31:44] arbitrage101 : on
[2017-02-18 07:33:01] ThruTheFloor : /sentiment
[2017-02-18 07:33:03] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 35.47/64.53 Daily: 39.73/60.28 Weekly: 46.72/53.28 Monthly: 47.68/52.32
[2017-02-18 07:33:44] j8 : one time a guy on okc got rekt on cross margin because he put his profits into his position and then had a clawback
[2017-02-18 07:34:28] MikeHunt : apparently okc got some legal problems on horizon
[2017-02-18 07:34:35] MikeHunt : dunno if u guys seen on coindesk
[2017-02-18 07:34:48] MikeHunt : if u got funds there u might wanna check it out
[2017-02-18 07:35:22] arbitrage101 : j8: see any oppurtunity anywhere else?
[2017-02-18 07:36:42] j8 : not really, i closed a lot of stuff for now
[2017-02-18 07:36:56] arbitrage101 : going all cash?
[2017-02-18 07:37:29] j8 : short swap for now
[2017-02-18 07:37:56] arbitrage101 : a bit expensive to short swap
[2017-02-18 07:38:03] arbitrage101 : 9 dollars below finex
[2017-02-18 07:38:26] arbitrage101 : and 13 dollars below march future
[2017-02-18 07:38:52] j8 : and 5 above
[2017-02-18 07:38:54] j8 : okc index
[2017-02-18 07:39:10] j8 : and still getting paid, for now
[2017-02-18 08:04:21] LeSmoke : Nah man. Today we hit 1800
[2017-02-18 08:04:38] LeSmoke : 1080 lol
[2017-02-18 08:07:47] Derreck : top 1 okc 0in shareholder has decreased his position dramatically. was he margin called or something?
[2017-02-18 08:10:04] Ahhere : Derreck: its only 2000 less than yesterday
[2017-02-18 08:10:22] Ahhere : stil 34k bitcoin
[2017-02-18 08:10:58] Ahhere : but big drop from the 55k high 2 days ago
[2017-02-18 08:14:58] Ahhere : breaking up guise
[2017-02-18 08:15:19] Derreck : Ahhere: yeah i meant this big drop 2 days ago
[2017-02-18 08:15:22] Derreck : what happened?
[2017-02-18 08:16:19] Ahhere : i dont know I think he was a rich idiot shorted the bottom and is taking the loss closing out. Others say he was long and still others say he was both long and short.
[2017-02-18 08:20:10] Ugly_Old_Goat : Good Evening Ladies
[2017-02-18 08:20:30] Ahhere : Derreck: U in europe up early or west coast america up late?
[2017-02-18 08:20:31] Ugly_Old_Goat : Any bears left here?
[2017-02-18 08:21:10] Ahhere : Ugly_Old_Goat: hey the bearhunting has made it eerily quiet
[2017-02-18 08:22:10] Ugly_Old_Goat : Funny how many bears we had at 960 and can't find any at 1060
[2017-02-18 08:22:12] LeSmoke : They will show up again in march
[2017-02-18 08:22:55] Derreck : Ahhere: thnx. I am in Eastern Europe, its 11am here)
[2017-02-18 08:23:45] LeSmoke : It means you are in Russia
[2017-02-18 08:23:47] Ugly_Old_Goat : Well, we are back to carrying charge as predicted. The idiots thought it meant the market was going down
[2017-02-18 08:24:00] imabeast : Corn 1080
[2017-02-18 08:24:07] LeSmoke : In eastern Europe it's 930
[2017-02-18 08:24:57] Ugly_Old_Goat : This rally should start accelerating here somewhere
[2017-02-18 08:25:21] Ugly_Old_Goat : I might sell a bit if we can pop up 20
[2017-02-18 08:25:25] Ahhere : Ugly_Old_Goat: yep finex chasing that new high
[2017-02-18 08:25:39] LeSmoke : It should be quick from 1070 to 1080
[2017-02-18 08:25:55] LeSmoke : Than I'll close my long
[2017-02-18 08:25:58] Ugly_Old_Goat : Ahhere: sure enough
[2017-02-18 08:26:26] Ugly_Old_Goat : I hope the newbies followed my advice and bot with 990 stop
[2017-02-18 08:28:29] Ugly_Old_Goat : I will be a big buyer if we get a break, not don't think there will be one until we get much much higher. Looks like top pickers will sell get blow, sell get blown, as we just grind to all time highs
[2017-02-18 08:30:01] LeSmoke : That's how it looks so far
[2017-02-18 08:30:57] LeSmoke : But it easy to spot a few lot of new money coming to the market
[2017-02-18 08:31:09] LeSmoke : Pressure is really high right now
[2017-02-18 08:31:38] Ahhere : LeSmoke: yep
[2017-02-18 08:31:55] Ugly_Old_Goat : Probably time to sell March and buy somewhere else. No need when we were at discount. Funding her is too steep to be buying perp
[2017-02-18 08:31:56] LeSmoke : And some random people are asking me about bitcoin
[2017-02-18 08:32:02] LeSmoke : Same like in 2013
[2017-02-18 08:32:31] Ugly_Old_Goat : I know I had one ask today. I try to ignore them
[2017-02-18 08:32:57] Ahhere : yeah I'm getting a bit of that. worrying really to be the bitcoin guy, might have to say I sold them all or gambled them away
[2017-02-18 08:33:10] puppet : you be careful up here bitcoin, I need you
[2017-02-18 08:33:33] Ugly_Old_Goat : The want you to educate them without doing their own research. I guide them gladly but they was a bundle all packaged pretty for them
[2017-02-18 08:34:40] Sunray091 : So who is going to be brave and short Bitcoin
[2017-02-18 08:34:40] puppet : Ugly_Old_Goat: but are you a billy goat gruff or a troll?
[2017-02-18 08:34:52] LeSmoke : I like to talk about the technology with them but prefer not to become money adviser
[2017-02-18 08:35:16] Ahhere : LeSmoke: yeah thats best approach prolly
[2017-02-18 08:35:41] paper : what are the red and green arrows when you click on the column tiitles of your positions (e.g. click on "realized pnl" in white text
[2017-02-18 08:35:53] Ugly_Old_Goat : puppet: Just really old, really ugly and with chronic diahrera
[2017-02-18 08:36:18] Ugly_Old_Goat : Some call me NastyUglyOldGoat
[2017-02-18 08:36:20] Sunray091 : Good luck and good trading
[2017-02-18 08:38:48] puppet : Ugly_Old_Goat: I hope I die young, preferably painlessly and with some measure of glory
[2017-02-18 08:45:17] Ahhere : suspenseful
[2017-02-18 08:47:01] Ahhere : aaah thats better
[2017-02-18 08:47:31] Ahhere : new high finex
[2017-02-18 08:47:34] Ahhere : /price
[2017-02-18 08:47:35] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1066.74 (0.13%)
[2017-02-18 08:47:35] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1069.1 (0.15%)
[2017-02-18 08:47:35] trollbot : itBit: 1072 (0%)
[2017-02-18 08:47:35] trollbot : GDAX: 1073.14 (0.28%)
[2017-02-18 08:47:36] trollbot : Kraken: 1067.21 (0.4%)
[2017-02-18 08:47:36] trollbot : OKCoin: 1055.8 (-0.08%)
[2017-02-18 08:58:15] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-18 08:58:17] trollbot : I walked in on Jesus Christ microwaving a burrito in my kitchen. At least he wrapped it the Shroud of Turin.
[2017-02-18 08:58:58] BTCDJS : MikeHunt: Heres a real chart https://www.coinigy.com/s/i/58a80bfe/
[2017-02-18 08:59:35] BTCDJS : Rapidtrades: Soon™️
[2017-02-18 09:05:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 7369 @ 1065.22
[2017-02-18 09:09:30] rogue : Is it just me or the trollbox doesn't maximize well on Chrome?
[2017-02-18 09:20:30] Farzad : GO GO GO
[2017-02-18 09:20:32] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTH17`: sell 16000 @ 1061.17
[2017-02-18 09:21:13] Farzad : was this REKT thxforyorbtc ?
[2017-02-18 09:21:28] Farzad : he said he had 75K contracts though
[2017-02-18 09:23:14] Farzad : /wall
[2017-02-18 09:23:15] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1063.53 => [1253 Ƀ] (-6.28%) <= 1093.70 Bids: 1032.00 => [644 Ƀ] (28.29%) <= 1062.85
[2017-02-18 09:23:15] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1066.2 => [2943 Ƀ] (2.37%) <= 1096.6 Bids: 1035.9 => [1239 Ƀ] (-3.5%) <= 1065.9
[2017-02-18 09:23:59] bingbongfly : don't dump on me like this XBTH17
[2017-02-18 09:24:06] bingbongfly : dont you dare
[2017-02-18 09:24:11] bingbongfly : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:24:13] trollbot : Girl has bad news for her father. Girl: Dad I Have Bad News. Dad: What is it honey? Girl: I am lesbian. Dad: OK... daughter: im lesbian to. Dad: god does anyone like boys. Son: i do God: wow
[2017-02-18 09:24:38] bingbongfly : wtf
[2017-02-18 09:25:17] Farzad : I dont get this joke !
[2017-02-18 09:25:49] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:25:51] trollbot : What did the stoner ask the ocean? How much for a gram of seaweed?
[2017-02-18 09:26:10] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:26:13] trollbot : What was the capital of England last year? - Berlin Before the Brexit
[2017-02-18 09:26:31] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:26:36] trollbot : Why did the blasts happen in Pakistan? Some lazy terrorists just choose to work from home.
[2017-02-18 09:26:53] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:26:55] trollbot : The human body is made up of about 60% Water So I'm not fat, I'm just flooded.
[2017-02-18 09:27:01] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:27:02] trollbot : What does a baby in a blender sound like? Idk i was too busy laughing.
[2017-02-18 09:27:24] BTCDJS : SICK
[2017-02-18 09:27:44] Farzad : OMG ! Welcome to reddit new jokes !
[2017-02-18 09:27:51] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:27:53] trollbot : I feel so bad for homeless gay people, As they have no closets to come out from.
[2017-02-18 09:28:06] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:28:08] trollbot : If life gives you melons You may have dyslexia!
[2017-02-18 09:29:08] BTCDJS : hmm I dont get it. It say lemons but it spelled dyslexia wrong
[2017-02-18 09:29:42] Farzad : BTCDJS: its spelling is correct
[2017-02-18 09:30:02] BTCDJS : Oh I must have dyslexia then
[2017-02-18 09:30:09] bingbongfly : Farzad: BTCDJ was making a /Joke
[2017-02-18 09:30:20] bingbongfly : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:30:24] trollbot : What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse... What duck walks on two legs? All ducks you dumbass..
[2017-02-18 09:30:33] BTCDJS : lol
[2017-02-18 09:30:42] bingbongfly : Hey are you calling me a dumbass?
[2017-02-18 09:30:48] bingbongfly : ?!
[2017-02-18 09:30:49] BTCDJS : thats a good one for my kids
[2017-02-18 09:31:05] bingbongfly : Just don't call them dumbass!
[2017-02-18 09:31:09] BTCDJS : If they ever wake up
[2017-02-18 09:31:12] Sebastian_ : hello
[2017-02-18 09:31:17] bingbongfly : ooouch
[2017-02-18 09:31:28] bingbongfly : like a zombie?
[2017-02-18 09:31:30] bingbongfly : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:31:33] trollbot : Why did the veterinarian turn away the sick eagles? They were ill eagles.
[2017-02-18 09:32:07] BTCDJS : Hes a vet. Why would he.... Oh wait its just a joke
[2017-02-18 09:32:14] BTCDJS : Sebastian_: hi
[2017-02-18 09:32:22] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:32:25] trollbot : A woman is telling her friend that her boyfriend hit her. "Why are you with him?" She asks. "Beats me."
[2017-02-18 09:33:51] Noobz : If life gives you lemons, you put them in the freezer until they are frozen rock hard so you can throw them to the people who are giving you a hard time.
[2017-02-18 09:34:33] BTCDJS : Noobz: If life gives you lemons, Sell those lemons for profit
[2017-02-18 09:35:01] Noobz : lol true enough
[2017-02-18 09:35:05] BTCDJS : wait I meant melons
[2017-02-18 09:35:10] BTCDJS : Damn dyslexia
[2017-02-18 09:35:41] Noobz : if life gives you melons is that pre or post op?
[2017-02-18 09:36:09] BTCDJS : youve lost me
[2017-02-18 09:36:31] BTCDJS : oh shit I read that as lemons
[2017-02-18 09:36:46] BTCDJS : stupid dyslexia
[2017-02-18 09:37:51] BTCDJS : I mean dylsexia
[2017-02-18 09:38:12] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:38:14] trollbot : What do you call the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombing victims? Rice Crispies
[2017-02-18 09:38:29] BTCDJS : ooooooohhhhhh
[2017-02-18 09:38:33] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:38:35] trollbot : What's the hardest thing about doing nothing? Knowing when you're done.
[2017-02-18 09:38:47] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-18 09:38:47] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1065.00 (-0.16%)
[2017-02-18 09:38:47] trollbot : itBit: 1072 (0%)
[2017-02-18 09:38:47] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1065.4 (-0.35%)
[2017-02-18 09:38:48] trollbot : GDAX: 1069.49 (-0.34%)
[2017-02-18 09:38:48] trollbot : OKCoin: 1052.25 (-0.34%)
[2017-02-18 09:38:48] trollbot : Kraken: 1065.47 (-0.16%)
[2017-02-18 09:39:11] BTCDJS : buy at okcoin sell at itbit
[2017-02-18 09:39:18] BTCDJS : /sentiment
[2017-02-18 09:39:21] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 53.73/46.27 Daily: 40.55/59.45 Weekly: 46.78/53.23 Monthly: 47.66/52.34
[2017-02-18 09:39:41] BTCDJS : /wall
[2017-02-18 09:39:41] trollbot : BitStamp Wall: Asks: 1065.56 => [1326 Ƀ] (5.83%) <= 1095.58 Bids: 1035.00 => [538 Ƀ] (-16.46%) <= 1065.00
[2017-02-18 09:39:41] trollbot : BitFinex Wall: Asks: 1065.6 => [2941 Ƀ] (-0.07%) <= 1095.7 Bids: 1035.0 => [1313 Ƀ] (5.97%) <= 1065.1
[2017-02-18 09:39:52] BTCDJS : nice
[2017-02-18 09:39:58] BTCDJS : new data
[2017-02-18 09:44:25] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:44:27] trollbot : How do you join the KKK? You get an inwhite.
[2017-02-18 09:44:31] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 1 @ 7257.1 :punch: :whale:
[2017-02-18 09:44:48] BTCDJS : lame
[2017-02-18 09:44:52] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:44:53] trollbot : I did a kid's workout the other day And I'm really feeling it in my head, shoulders, knees and toes
[2017-02-18 09:49:26] Farzad : I switched to weekly top jokes, new is terrible
[2017-02-18 09:49:30] Farzad : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:49:33] trollbot : Just asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?" She said "it will, and don't call me Shirley" ...Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.
[2017-02-18 09:49:47] Noobz : Farzad: Maybe You can use sickipedia too
[2017-02-18 09:50:07] Farzad : Noobz: what is sickipedia ?
[2017-02-18 09:50:14] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:50:17] trollbot : what is it called when your crush has a crush on you too? Imagination.
[2017-02-18 09:50:32] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:50:36] trollbot : Dentist: This will hurt. Patient: OK. Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife since last year.
[2017-02-18 09:50:46] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:50:48] trollbot : How do you start a racist joke? A small loan of a million dollars
[2017-02-18 09:51:02] BTCDJS : TRUMP burn
[2017-02-18 09:51:06] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:51:08] trollbot : I think I've been hacked by Russia. Edit: I not hacked by Russia. The motherland do no such thing. Have good day.
[2017-02-18 09:51:19] Noobz : Farzad: it's a site full of jokes http://www.sickipedia.net/ lie what is the smallest organ in a goat?
[2017-02-18 09:51:27] Noobz : an isis members dick
[2017-02-18 09:51:40] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:51:41] trollbot : Global warming is a joke. Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.
[2017-02-18 09:51:49] BTCDJS : Noobz: that joke was lame
[2017-02-18 09:52:02] BTCDJS : /joke
[2017-02-18 09:52:04] trollbot : *BOOM* Mom: what was that Me: my shirt fell Mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that Me: I was in it
[2017-02-18 09:52:18] BTCDJS : oh dear
[2017-02-18 09:52:25] Farzad : Noobz: It doesnt seem to have an API
[2017-02-18 09:52:26] BTCDJS : *shakes head*
[2017-02-18 09:52:40] Noobz : Farzad: ohw didn't check that sorry
[2017-02-18 09:52:47] Farzad : np
[2017-02-18 09:55:06] REKT : Liquidated long on `XRP7D`: sell 54000 @ 0.00000533
[2017-02-18 09:58:31] REKT : Liquidated short on `XBCH17`: buy 1 @ 7276.0 :punch: :whale:
[2017-02-18 09:59:34] bingbongfly : Woha!
[2017-02-18 10:06:47] veryevilone : what is considered a high funding rate? 0.1?
[2017-02-18 10:07:51] BTCDJS : 0.0001
[2017-02-18 10:08:04] BTCDJS : its too damn much
[2017-02-18 10:08:31] BTCDJS : Thats a future 10000$ yknow
[2017-02-18 10:13:55] aandy : /semtiment
[2017-02-18 10:14:09] aandy : /semtiment
[2017-02-18 10:14:21] aandy : /sentiment
[2017-02-18 10:14:31] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 33.72/66.28 Daily: 41.26/58.74 Weekly: 46.74/53.26 Monthly: 47.65/52.35
[2017-02-18 10:14:32] aandy : there you go
[2017-02-18 10:18:32] Farzad : come one boys, we need a retracement !
[2017-02-18 10:18:42] Farzad : where is my retracement ?
[2017-02-18 10:19:22] BTCDJS : Farzad: there may be a quick rally upward to 1080s before it retraces
[2017-02-18 10:19:31] BTCDJS : you heard it here first
[2017-02-18 10:19:32] ross : Farzad: why would you want a retracement when you can go up
[2017-02-18 10:19:47] BTCDJS : If it doesnt happen just ignore what I just said
[2017-02-18 10:19:53] Farzad : ross: because I am short ? :D
[2017-02-18 10:20:07] ross : Farzad: not a good move xD
[2017-02-18 10:20:23] BarefootFlash : Farzad: How far down do you need it to go?
[2017-02-18 10:20:46] Farzad : BarefootFlash: like 1040
[2017-02-18 10:20:53] BarefootFlash : Ah
[2017-02-18 10:21:30] Farzad : but I'm OK, even if it doesnt retrace.
[2017-02-18 10:21:45] BarefootFlash : Ok til when?
[2017-02-18 10:21:55] Farzad : my Liq Price is 100000000
[2017-02-18 10:21:58] Farzad : honestly
[2017-02-18 10:22:02] BarefootFlash : Hahaha, dang
[2017-02-18 10:23:18] Farzad : /price
[2017-02-18 10:23:19] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1065.43 (6.54%)
[2017-02-18 10:23:19] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1066.5 (6.65%)
[2017-02-18 10:23:19] trollbot : itBit: 1072 (7.2%)
[2017-02-18 10:23:19] trollbot : GDAX: 1069.29 (6.93%)
[2017-02-18 10:23:20] trollbot : Kraken: 1067.14 (6.71%)
[2017-02-18 10:23:21] trollbot : OKCoin: 1054.21 (5.42%)
[2017-02-18 10:30:19] BarefootFlash : Think there's any chance we make it back under 1030 before we hit 1090?
[2017-02-18 10:30:54] BarefootFlash : Pretty big drop, I know
[2017-02-18 10:31:30] Farzad : BarefootFlash: I hope so !
[2017-02-18 10:32:00] BarefootFlash : If we don't, I'm kinda screwed... >.<
[2017-02-18 10:35:00] RoftheN : Why is ripple so low
[2017-02-18 10:44:38] BarefootFlash : Farzad: If we just drop hard right now, I'll be so freaking happy
[2017-02-18 10:45:08] BTCDJS : im ready to catch knifes
[2017-02-18 10:45:20] Farzad : BarefootFlash: one can dream
[2017-02-18 10:46:07] BTCDJS : /sentiment
[2017-02-18 10:46:10] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 54.08/45.92 Daily: 42.01/57.99 Weekly: 46.67/53.33 Monthly: 47.63/52.38
[2017-02-18 10:46:28] BarefootFlash : Torn between cutting my losses and sticking it out
[2017-02-18 10:48:53] Ahhere : BarefootFlash: haha everyone cant believe the honeybadger still going
[2017-02-18 10:49:11] Ahhere : 235 day thing has everyone on edge
[2017-02-18 10:49:34] BarefootFlash : Oh yeah?
[2017-02-18 10:50:50] BarefootFlash : Ahhere: I know it's been mentioned before, but I'm not familiar with it
[2017-02-18 10:55:30] Ahhere : It was supposed to have a big inflection within 4 days of 16th feb based on a 6-7 event history every 235 days .. or something
[2017-02-18 10:55:45] BarefootFlash : Ah
[2017-02-18 10:56:38] BTCDJS : https://www.tradingview.com/chart/BCHAIN/MKPRU/nvcHNfKD-The-235-Day-Cycle-somehow-is-Still-Not-Dead/
[2017-02-18 10:56:53] BTCDJS : BarefootFlash: ^^^
[2017-02-18 10:57:20] Ahhere : BTCDJS: u short broski?
[2017-02-18 10:58:01] BTCDJS : No im never shorting again. But ready to catch knives
[2017-02-18 10:59:19] BTCDJS : Ahhere: https://www.coinigy.com/s/i/58a828f1/
[2017-02-18 10:59:44] Ahhere : Exciting seeing such stability at such highs. Last time above 1k people were surpised. Now saying <1k is unlikely doesnt even sound insightful.
[2017-02-18 11:00:39] BarefootFlash : BTCDJS: Thanks, reading it now
[2017-02-18 11:02:44] BarefootFlash : Dang
[2017-02-18 11:03:19] BarefootFlash : But
[2017-02-18 11:04:00] BarefootFlash : People were saying similar things about it not getting below 1k again before, after the pump a week or so ago, right?
[2017-02-18 11:05:43] BTCDJS : people can say what they want. Doesnt change the outcome, whatever it may be.
[2017-02-18 11:06:48] BTCDJS : It may just blast upward too
[2017-02-18 11:06:55] BTCDJS : Im undecided
[2017-02-18 11:07:01] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBCH17`: sell 210 @ 7250.8
[2017-02-18 11:07:14] jonny : funny?
[2017-02-18 11:07:21] veryevilone : okay wtf
[2017-02-18 11:07:22] veryevilone : flash crash?
[2017-02-18 11:07:43] BitFan : what was it?
[2017-02-18 11:07:50] jonny : i just got ride of my giant short
[2017-02-18 11:07:56] jonny : :-O
[2017-02-18 11:08:17] kryptopojken : wtf happened!!
[2017-02-18 11:08:32] wurstgelee : people sell bitcoin on different exchanges, price goes down
[2017-02-18 11:08:35] wurstgelee : its called trading
[2017-02-18 11:08:37] BTCDJS : fat finger noob probably
[2017-02-18 11:08:42] jonny : i was too scared again, maybe if i would not have eaten it, the chinese would have dropped to $999 already
[2017-02-18 11:08:51] veryevilone : shit i got rekt on that
[2017-02-18 11:09:01] BTCDJS : wurstgelee: did it happen on other exchanges too? wasnt looking
[2017-02-18 11:09:14] wurstgelee : and now please drop, i bought some of polo's new playtoy for a quickflip ;)
[2017-02-18 11:09:21] REKT : Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: sell 3000 @ 1055.47
[2017-02-18 11:09:34] Derreck : wtf
[2017-02-18 11:09:42] wurstgelee : BTCDJS: nah, not really, but china and flyer are both lookin retracey
[2017-02-18 11:09:43] wurstgelee : :)
[2017-02-18 11:10:22] jonny : who is flyer, new replace word ?
[2017-02-18 11:10:23] wurstgelee : now happily dipping along
[2017-02-18 11:10:29] wurstgelee : bitflyer
[2017-02-18 11:10:32] wurstgelee : our new overlord
[2017-02-18 11:10:46] bg5 : localised to mex?
[2017-02-18 11:11:03] wurstgelee : more words sense?
[2017-02-18 11:11:54] veritas : this going down
[2017-02-18 11:12:11] jonny : thanks though. if you are reading this, i would like to say thanks with some cookies
[2017-02-18 11:13:20] BarefootFlash : Whoa. Crap.
[2017-02-18 11:14:06] BarefootFlash : 190k???
[2017-02-18 11:14:14] BTCDJS : /sentiment
[2017-02-18 11:14:17] trollbot : Sell/Buy Ratio Sentiment Hourly: 86.72/13.28 Daily: 41.88/58.13 Weekly: 46.76/53.24 Monthly: 47.61/52.39
[2017-02-18 11:14:32] BTCDJS : /price
[2017-02-18 11:14:33] trollbot : Bitstamp: 1061.11 (-0.41%)
[2017-02-18 11:14:33] trollbot : itBit: 1072 (0%)
[2017-02-18 11:14:33] trollbot : Bitfinex: 1062.8 (-0.35%)
[2017-02-18 11:14:33] trollbot : GDAX: 1067 (-0.21%)
[2017-02-18 11:14:34] trollbot : Kraken: 1065.07 (-0.19%)
[2017-02-18 11:14:34] trollbot : OKCoin: 1049.16 (-0.48%)
[2017-02-18 11:15:10] jonny : trollbot: where you get that data?
[2017-02-18 11:15:18] BTCDJS : 235 day cycle hasnt let us down yet
[2017-02-18 11:15:35] BTCDJS : jonny: The internet
[2017-02-18 11:15:36] jonny : /sentiment10y
[2017-02-18 11:15:45] jonny : doesnt work for me
[2017-02-18 11:16:16] BTCDJS : jonny: "/sentiment" is taken from a BFX api
[2017-02-18 11:17:47] bingbongfly : hey ooo
[2017-02-18 11:17:59] bingbongfly : was that a liq on swap?
[2017-02-18 11:18:05] bingbongfly : All the way down to 1026!
[2017-02-18 11:18:06] bingbongfly : crazy
[2017-02-18 11:18:12] jonny : BTCDJS: bitmex knows how to keep us attracted
[2017-02-18 11:18:13] veryevilone : how is that even possible
[2017-02-18 11:18:18] bingbongfly : You should always have buy orders down low on this site I guess
[2017-02-18 11:18:21] bingbongfly : it's low liq
[2017-02-18 11:18:22] veryevilone : disappointing
[2017-02-18 11:19:17] RoftheN : Too bad it didn't happen with futures
[2017-02-18 11:19:19] BTCDJS : bingbongfly: someone probably market sold a large quantity