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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-04-28 20:15:56] CaptainMooncoin : We just need the money money money [2026-04-28 20:16:05] CaptainMooncoin : Just give me the money money money [2026-04-28 20:16:13] CaptainMooncoin : I just longed my house [2026-04-28 20:44:04] bmagic : Hehe [2026-04-28 20:46:03] CaptainMooncoin : Come everybody just long [2026-04-28 20:46:13] CaptainMooncoin : Let’s make America shit again [2026-04-28 20:48:05] SuccubusXX : bmagic: oh damm u also speak about black swain? ppl speaking about that too much.. prbly anrimateria black swain gonna happen then [2026-04-28 20:48:23] SuccubusXX : antimateria* [2026-04-28 20:49:04] SuccubusXX : thats reason have some shorts on non stop even u longing btc [2026-04-28 20:51:22] SuccubusXX : i mean like corona virus... there is yearly new bat infections in tropic countries but almost none spread so easy and fast on human.. so it was "obvious" to happen.. idk are those labr leaks true [2026-04-28 20:53:17] SuccubusXX : i think trump is black swain but we still cant tell what he gives to world before it happens.. ya now? [2026-04-28 20:54:22] SuccubusXX : did my bad english again make stroke streak on chat? [2026-04-28 20:54:57] Linklu : Guy please help me understand [2026-04-28 20:55:34] Linklu : Why funding rate is positive [2026-04-28 20:56:13] SuccubusXX : Linklu: what is metaphor for black swan? [2026-04-28 20:56:38] Gandalf the Grey : swan from the hood [2026-04-28 20:56:43] Gandalf the Grey : afro swan [2026-04-28 20:56:56] Gandalf the Grey : NIGGAr swan [2026-04-28 20:57:02] Linklu : I always see that market prices here are higher than futures, but constantly see the opposite - funding rate positive... [2026-04-28 20:57:03] Gandalf the Grey : CEOr swan [2026-04-28 20:57:57] Linklu : Swans are unpredictable, that's why it's called black - no one saw black ones [2026-04-28 20:58:12] Benobi : some peeps closed their shorts into longs [2026-04-28 20:58:47] SuccubusXX : black swan is basicly shit what every can could predict but never tought it happen and they can speak about it afterwards.. positiv funding means there is more bearish ppls or thats how i see it but i dont know [2026-04-28 20:59:38] Linklu : It can't be a disease/viruses now, because everyone one will be prepared, because they will know what to do [2026-04-28 21:00:31] Linklu : So who is earning? [2026-04-28 21:00:44] Linklu : With positive funding [2026-04-28 21:01:43] SuccubusXX : thats when black swan comes.. everyone think they know and everyone are predicted but something is happening and after it happens all say it was predictable.. thats the problem of black swan thing [2026-04-28 21:02:26] GreedyBastard : Positive funding longs pay shorts [2026-04-28 21:03:52] iFinex_Scam : doge is the real corn damm [2026-04-28 21:07:19] Linklu : How it's been calculated - spot price sol 83.94 -> futures 83.86 and it's always positive....it should be neg [2026-04-28 21:07:23] SuccubusXX : for me in btc black swan is flash crach... there is no reason why it would not happen but only after it happens ppls start speak why it happened [2026-04-28 21:07:49] iFinex_Scam : suddenly proof of reserve become a thing someone is hunting funny money btc sellers [2026-04-28 21:09:20] iFinex_Scam : weird times for sure [2026-04-28 21:09:21] SuccubusXX : i love sol but i w8 dip :( i w8 that it hit 60 or less to bounce.. it go up and down more than btc thats why its funny to follow [2026-04-28 21:14:04] Linklu : Coinbase premium index turned negative,change of sentiment? [2026-04-28 21:15:22] L001 : SuccubusXX: next black swan is cutting underwater fibre cables [2026-04-28 21:15:53] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.127 XBT @ 76803.64 ``` [2026-04-28 21:16:01] MANsa_MOONsa : LONG IT [2026-04-28 21:16:14] L001 : MANsa_MOONsa: bad idea [2026-04-28 21:16:19] MANsa_MOONsa : IYKYK [2026-04-28 21:16:48] MANsa_MOONsa : YOU must be new here [2026-04-28 21:16:51] MANsa_MOONsa : =) [2026-04-28 21:16:51] iFinex_Scam : black swan is for losers global economy will bloom , oil will go back to 20$ , free nuclear energy in 2 years [2026-04-28 21:16:55] L001 : MANsa_MOONsa: /since [2026-04-28 21:17:02] L001 : /since ``` :bitmex: L001 has been on BitMEX since Jan 2, 2018. ``` [2026-04-28 21:17:03] MANsa_MOONsa : or maybe not lol [2026-04-28 21:17:30] MANsa_MOONsa : /since ``` :bitmex: MANsa_MOONsa has been on BitMEX since Nov 8, 2020. ``` [2026-04-28 21:17:47] L001 : so you joined mid bull run, makes sense [2026-04-28 21:18:03] MANsa_MOONsa : i joined anytime you want me to [2026-04-28 21:18:18] MANsa_MOONsa : but... ill fill you in since ur lost [2026-04-28 21:18:27] MANsa_MOONsa : if my name is red.... im short [2026-04-28 21:18:35] MANsa_MOONsa : clearly trolling [2026-04-28 21:18:52] L001 : good, daily will close bearish so enjoy your profit [2026-04-28 21:18:57] MANsa_MOONsa : /upnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.2396 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-28 21:19:09] MANsa_MOONsa : ohhhhh its gonna be a BIGGIE [2026-04-28 21:20:35] L001 : MANsa_MOONsa: 72k Tomorrow [2026-04-28 21:21:27] Linklu : In one trade? 😮 [2026-04-28 21:21:54] Linklu : 😉 [2026-04-28 21:21:59] L001 : Linklu: gotta liq the longs, max pain always [2026-04-28 21:23:20] L001 : short every pump, load up [2026-04-28 21:23:43] L001 : 4hr about to turn bearish and go sub 75 [2026-04-28 21:24:58] Linklu : Why 🤔 could u let me know [2026-04-28 21:25:12] iFinex_Scam : u been liquidated, rage trade short again and now underwater badly do you ? [2026-04-28 21:25:23] L001 : Linklu: Because bulls have hopium [2026-04-28 21:26:00] L001 : iFinex_Scam: I was sat here calling the top at 79k [2026-04-28 21:26:15] L001 : iFinex_Scam: You werent here, so clearly it is you who is underwater [2026-04-28 21:26:54] L001 : iFinex_Scam: Scroll up and read all the chat logs from the past 2 days :) [2026-04-28 21:27:48] L001 : check timestamps of every time i said was a good short opportunity, see what happened after [2026-04-28 21:29:44] iFinex_Scam : u sound poor that 79k top u call actually liquidated you huh ? [2026-04-28 21:30:44] L001 : iFinex_Scam: Mmm nice try, did you buy the top? :( [2026-04-28 21:30:57] L001 : iFinex_Scam: thank you for your liquidity donation [2026-04-28 21:33:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HOODUSDT`: Sell 26.1600 HOOD @ 75.31 ($NaN) - Your long got sent to the shadow realm [2026-04-28 21:34:12] iFinex_Scam : lmao plebs read CEX actually open tradif US contracts and still call for short why ? [2026-04-28 21:34:41] iFinex_Scam : a freaking war in iran and btc still here whats the bear case i dont get it [2026-04-28 21:36:33] iFinex_Scam : exchanges CEX will grow exponentially as soon as stable coins supply / liquidity issue solved [2026-04-28 21:36:34] L001 : iFinex_Scam: bla bla bla [2026-04-28 21:37:28] iFinex_Scam : L001: sorry man you sound extremely poor just bitching [2026-04-28 21:39:52] L001 : iFinex_Scam: yeah you clearly didn’t scroll up [2026-04-28 21:51:35] L001 : Shorters win for the next few days, unfortunately [2026-04-28 21:52:40] Ken911 : Be careful Kids... The bull trap again in this week. We will touch the top again but the price don grow more! [2026-04-28 21:52:54] Ken911 : Good look Kids! [2026-04-28 21:54:27] Ken911 : Sorry is Luck! LOL [2026-04-28 22:00:07] Ken911 : And sorry for my bad English! [2026-04-28 22:01:12] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-04-28 22:01:38] PeacenLuv : Ken911: jus dohnt speak french around me thanks merci [2026-04-28 22:01:53] L001 : short it [2026-04-28 22:06:49] Ken911 : LOL! [2026-04-28 22:15:12] Ken911 : The market is made by Retails like we. They call us: street money! The wales. Have so much money and make the market And the Leviathan... He make anything he wants all the time in the market! [2026-04-28 22:15:26] L001 : Big drop inbound [2026-04-28 22:17:26] PeacenLuv : long entry 76322 [2026-04-28 22:19:57] L001 : PeacenLuv: to this day I’ve never seen you take a position that hasn’t gone underwater straight away lol, you buy every top [2026-04-28 22:24:04] voixjomz : he's permabull [2026-04-28 22:28:40] L001 : Perma broke [2026-04-28 22:33:47] SuccubusXX : idk i have almost full balance rebuy top and reshort bottom... at 100x margin grows but cant take profit or it can lead fast rekt >_> [2026-04-28 22:34:31] SuccubusXX : oh shit that was fun that admin answered and said sorry about changing my name when i was zen banned i could not say thank you [2026-04-28 22:50:54] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 7900 USD @ 76258.1 [2026-04-28 23:08:36] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-04-28 23:08:43] GodBleesYou : Only Mo!!!! [2026-04-28 23:08:51] GodBleesYou : Come on dump it so i could flip long [2026-04-28 23:12:02] PeacenLuv : im the bezt vukin btc long tradervon esrthz surface hear me roar [2026-04-28 23:37:54] thankyousomuch : Arrrrr :arthur: 📉🐃 [2026-04-28 23:38:27] thankyousomuch : 🍟 [2026-04-28 23:38:32] PeacenLuv : long entry 76100 [2026-04-28 23:38:36] thankyousomuch : ended [2026-04-28 23:39:06] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: 126k long lol [2026-04-28 23:39:51] PeacenLuv : *76232 [2026-04-28 23:40:40] thankyousomuch : *50k [2026-04-28 23:41:03] thankyousomuch : :pepeb: [2026-04-28 23:42:06] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:📹🐃, [2026-04-28 23:42:27] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:📹📉 [2026-04-28 23:42:48] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:📹🍟 [2026-04-28 23:45:38] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:📹Arr arr arr aaaaaaar :arthur:🎸📉 [2026-04-28 23:45:42] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: Moo Moo eet [2026-04-28 23:46:15] thankyousomuch : long till 50k [2026-04-29 00:06:01] bluemaster : ● Classic end-of-month candle manipulation. Someone with size is defending a level to make the monthly close print bearish — keeping wicks from painting anything that looks like a reversal or bullish engulfing. That actually supports your dump thesis. If they're spending capital to paint the monthly candle, they probably have a position to protect on the other side. Once the monthly closes tomorrow night, the pressure might release — but the direction after that depends on whether it was a genuine seller or just a candle painter who unwinds. Worth watching the OI and liq flow on your desk around the monthly close — if OI drops as price holds, it's just painting. If OI builds, they mean it. [2026-04-29 00:07:32] contract details : blueGPT [2026-04-29 00:07:35] contract details : :arthur: [2026-04-29 00:09:33] bluemaster : contract details: it is not GPT it is my trading system [2026-04-29 00:19:15] contract details : bluemaster: <3 [2026-04-29 00:19:25] contract details : blue balls holdings [2026-04-29 00:20:07] bluemaster : contract details: cashed in most on the highs ,refill when everyone bearish again incoming [2026-04-29 00:20:12] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 138,800 USD @ 75720.8626 ``` [2026-04-29 00:20:17] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.4361 XBT RPNL, 0.0148 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-29 00:20:27] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 196,900 USD @ 69261.1909 ``` [2026-04-29 00:20:33] bluemaster : /pnl xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 0.0199 XBT RPNL, 0.2674 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-29 00:20:49] bluemaster : this one don;t have liquidity to trade anyway holding to expire [2026-04-29 00:21:32] bluemaster : see you later 10 min here is to much for me this days [2026-04-29 00:29:11] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: hey love xD [2026-04-29 00:29:22] GodBleesYou : i was busy coding xD [2026-04-29 00:29:47] GodBleesYou : just implement the new update to my bmex indicator xD [2026-04-29 00:29:49] GodBleesYou : https://www.tradingview.com/x/ewN0r9wi/ [2026-04-29 00:30:00] GodBleesYou : fuck you market maker!!!! i own you bitch!!! [2026-04-29 00:30:57] GodBleesYou : offcourse the code support only Moo <3 [2026-04-29 00:32:03] GodBleesYou : but dam 800% profit on asset that dump 90% not bad not bad xD the old version did 220-250% still good but this update xD 2 milion bmex will be achived in a year or two <3 [2026-04-29 00:41:49] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-04-29 00:42:31] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhhweeeee bigpump incoming [2026-04-29 00:43:23] PeacenLuv : 😄i can see the future more clear now [2026-04-29 01:30:10] bmagic : Dumperino [2026-04-29 01:30:27] GodBleesYou : CATCH THE KNIFE @bmagic [2026-04-29 01:30:35] GodBleesYou : IT MIGHT GO DIP [2026-04-29 01:30:43] GodBleesYou : FULL MOON INCOMING [2026-04-29 01:30:57] GodBleesYou : THIS IS THE STOP HUNT [2026-04-29 01:31:00] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-04-29 01:36:11] bmagic : I'm already long dude [2026-04-29 01:36:17] bmagic : I'm bullish [2026-04-29 01:36:28] bmagic : On this impulse [2026-04-29 01:51:46] PeacenLuv : adding longs 78758 pooompahhhh BTC [2026-04-29 01:59:52] PeacenLuv : longstops up 76508 [2026-04-29 02:01:22] PeacenLuv : btc on the hr get some longs [2026-04-29 02:02:11] PeacenLuv : longstops up 76583 cmon bullaz show sum btc support here [2026-04-29 02:02:52] BlissRP : i can feel some excitement in the air [2026-04-29 02:02:59] BlissRP : have we rekt enough n00bs [2026-04-29 02:03:38] L001 : Obvious trap is obvious, short it [2026-04-29 02:06:47] PeacenLuv : i like the bodies on the last 3 closed 30 min candles bullish [2026-04-29 02:07:21] PeacenLuv : formings anuthr choucecu make [2026-04-29 02:07:35] PeacenLuv : choose [2026-04-29 02:08:28] PeacenLuv : btc u can ring my bell dont b a dingdong or dingaling [2026-04-29 02:11:13] PeacenLuv : i swear munnee makes u dillusional [2026-04-29 02:22:51] 45th_blown_account : :doge: pull run :doge: [2026-04-29 02:40:41] L001 : Final short opportunity [2026-04-29 03:19:26] MANsa_MOONsa : THE BIG SHORT!! [2026-04-29 03:35:47] The Emerging Bull : Not been in trollbox for a while but still been trading here. Anyone know wht the pricing is always slow and wrong these days? Chart pricing is always different to order book pricing. Reallyannoying [2026-04-29 03:37:36] BlissRP : L001: nice [2026-04-29 03:38:12] The Emerging Bull : /since ``` :bitmex: The Emerging Bull has been on BitMEX since Jan 23, 2017. ``` [2026-04-29 03:41:33] bmagic : The Emerging Bull: there's a problem with the charts at the moment [2026-04-29 03:41:42] bmagic : Few weeks now [2026-04-29 03:43:50] GodBleesYou : WE CROSSED BULL [2026-04-29 03:43:55] GodBleesYou : LETS FLT!!!! [2026-04-29 03:43:59] GodBleesYou : FOMO IN [2026-04-29 03:44:02] GodBleesYou : LETS GO [2026-04-29 03:45:08] GodBleesYou : L001: Only Mo [2026-04-29 03:45:14] GodBleesYou : in Mo we belive [2026-04-29 03:48:16] bmagic : It's not bullish yet [2026-04-29 03:48:21] bmagic : 77500 sir [2026-04-29 03:50:33] GodBleesYou : bmagic: i am going to sleep [2026-04-29 03:50:51] GodBleesYou : i live the rest in bulltards hands to fomo in [2026-04-29 03:53:02] The Emerging Bull : bmagic: Thanks, yes been v annoying. I've seen it happening for much longer than that but iit's been particularly bad past few weeks. Also, if you market open/close it often appears to give you bad prices now. Never used to happen and doesn't happen oon another echange I've been using quite a lot recently, as i like that they do indices woth usdt etc [2026-04-29 04:01:07] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-04-29 04:10:12] bmagic : The Emerging Bull: they are working on a fix, don't know about market slippage though. [2026-04-29 04:10:26] bmagic : Maybe our volumes dying down but I haven't checked [2026-04-29 04:33:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `LINKUSDT`: Buy 27 LINK @ 9.342 ($252.21) [2026-04-29 04:33:58] PeacenLuv : 😒😦😓btc trains leaving the station hopon [2026-04-29 04:48:25] scorpio : Why is it defaulting to 100x leverage, I nearly got liquidated [2026-04-29 04:48:36] scorpio : I'm changing hte slider and applying but it goes back to 100 [2026-04-29 04:48:43] BlissRP : this is a degen nest [2026-04-29 04:50:54] speedwell : short? [2026-04-29 05:05:40] Gandalf the Grey : yeah short to 82k [2026-04-29 05:05:54] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDDD [2026-04-29 05:08:06] speedwell : that would be my luck [2026-04-29 05:09:06] caex : small question [2026-04-29 05:09:13] caex : What’s the Nasdaq 100 ticker on TradingView? [2026-04-29 05:39:11] The Emerging Bull : bmagic: thanks :) [2026-04-29 05:40:12] The Emerging Bull : caex: There are many. I use Oanda and TVC [2026-04-29 05:42:28] The Emerging Bull : NAS100USD [2026-04-29 05:53:17] gemeo2 : Crash loading... [2026-04-29 06:21:51] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh [2026-04-29 06:24:29] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 5min [2026-04-29 06:41:35] PeacenLuv : long entry 76988 [2026-04-29 06:54:02] PeacenLuv : long entry 76938 [2026-04-29 06:54:12] PeacenLuv : 77886* [2026-04-29 06:54:27] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh btc [2026-04-29 07:25:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSD`: Buy 879 Cont @ 0.10286 ($6,966.72) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too [2026-04-29 07:27:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 10 DOGE @ 0.10304 ($1.03) [2026-04-29 07:30:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 10850 DOGE @ 0.10344 ($1,122.17) [2026-04-29 07:43:49] bmagic : caex: oanda is decent [2026-04-29 08:36:32] Benobi : Everything is in the momentum is bad : no adoptions news, no etf inflows, btc used for piracy, but iran switched to Rial rather btc finally in their proposition, fomc (dumped 8 times out of 9) btc conference (heard it often ended in a dump).... do not listen to the news, alright, trade the chart, alright. Doge, wif, pepe, shib pumped. What does that says about BTC ? Not even the trump ones so its.not even insider news. Trump says get ready for a long blockade. He cant bomb iran and he cant leave. Here is all what i see plus 77500 failing to break. [2026-04-29 08:37:57] Benobi : Itncould ba disgust8ng inverse head and shoulder being formed here thiug [2026-04-29 08:39:05] Benobi : 76500, 78200, retest 77500 and either doom or 82000 [2026-04-29 09:01:14] bmagic : Benobi: yeah I'm expecting one more dip to 75500 [2026-04-29 09:01:30] bmagic : The a big candle up for no reason [2026-04-29 09:22:39] bmagic : DUMP TIME [2026-04-29 09:22:45] bmagic : DUosdnfosngklasfoandhglskdngdfsknhlfsdkngsldknglskdnglsdkfgnklnad [2026-04-29 09:44:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSD`: Buy 135 Cont @ 0.10764 ($1,122.61) [2026-04-29 09:49:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 17100 USD @ 77559.9 [2026-04-29 09:49:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SUIUSD`: Buy 14 Cont @ 0.935 ($10.17) [2026-04-29 09:49:43] caex : send it [2026-04-29 09:51:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTM26`: Buy 3000 USD @ 77840 [2026-04-29 09:53:02] bmagic : Ez [2026-04-29 09:53:28] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -8,500 USD @ 77500.155 ``` [2026-04-29 09:55:48] caex : bmagic: This is a retest of the ascending trendline from below on the 4H 78,500 is the decision level. [2026-04-29 09:56:25] Pez : Bears are a ducking joke [2026-04-29 09:56:45] caex : Bulls don’t want to go down at the moment. [2026-04-29 09:56:53] Benobi : taking stops just before the FOMC, not even respecting a propre Head and shoulder pattern ? Hmmmmm that feeling when you see the red coming. [2026-04-29 09:58:07] bmagic : no its a dump [2026-04-29 09:58:10] bmagic : a massive dump [2026-04-29 09:58:16] bmagic : 75500 coming [2026-04-29 09:58:17] bmagic : i told u [2026-04-29 09:59:32] caex : https://www.coinglass.com/pro/futures/LiquidationHeatMap 78500 MUST HIT😏 [2026-04-29 10:03:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `LTCUSD`: Buy 23 Cont @ 57.64 ($206.12) [2026-04-29 10:04:26] Benobi : bmagic: Ye I agree with you. If it would have gone 76500 firsdt I would have believe maybe a pump later on [2026-04-29 10:06:49] Linklu : Where is fucking @L001!??! [2026-04-29 10:06:54] L001 : Linklu: :D [2026-04-29 10:07:29] Linklu : I close my long yesterday bc of u shit [2026-04-29 10:07:46] L001 : Linklu: hahaha sorry :( never trust trollbox [2026-04-29 10:07:56] L001 : Linklu: we needed liquidity to go up [2026-04-29 10:08:00] Linklu : Never [2026-04-29 10:08:10] Linklu : U are cooked [2026-04-29 10:09:00] Sayjin : Yo [2026-04-29 10:09:07] Linklu : You are such a shit [2026-04-29 10:09:23] L001 : Linklu: We will go down again some day, dont worry [2026-04-29 10:09:51] Linklu : Yea lol [2026-04-29 10:10:03] L001 : tbh the daily is over extended so you'll probably get a chance to close later [2026-04-29 10:10:30] Linklu : Maybe stop advising any more [2026-04-29 10:10:39] Linklu : Lol [2026-04-29 10:13:16] L001 : Linklu: well atleast you locked in profit [2026-04-29 10:13:49] Fund Sucker : So tempted to go all in on an oil short [2026-04-29 10:14:38] Fund Sucker : At some point this year it's going back below $80 [2026-04-29 10:18:44] bluemaster : Funny I did not expect to make money on my longs at such a stupid level but market is a magic ,when you don;t give a shit and don;t need to make money just keep coming ... [2026-04-29 10:18:46] bmagic : L001: noob [2026-04-29 10:18:51] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 148,800 USD @ 75821.9095 ``` [2026-04-29 10:18:55] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.4391 XBT RPNL, 0.0489 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-29 10:19:02] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 196,900 USD @ 69261.1909 ``` [2026-04-29 10:19:35] L001 : bmagic: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: [2026-04-29 10:19:47] bmagic : Short now [2026-04-29 10:19:51] bmagic : Never regret [2026-04-29 10:20:00] L001 : bmagic: Yes sir :pepe: [2026-04-29 10:20:50] bluemaster : what is that squeezing noise 😜 [2026-04-29 10:21:08] clarknova : oh [2026-04-29 10:22:02] Shawn-Williams : exactly same like said yesterday. Now it will come down [2026-04-29 10:22:21] Shawn-Williams : and within this week will pass 80k [2026-04-29 10:22:41] Shawn-Williams : then journey for 60k and down [2026-04-29 10:24:50] Shawn-Williams : get ready for 76600 [2026-04-29 10:26:13] L001 : Shawn-Williams: agreed [2026-04-29 10:26:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `PEPEUSD`: Buy 117 Cont @ 0.000004146 ($377.21) [2026-04-29 10:29:26] L001 : :pepe: [2026-04-29 10:30:36] L001 : nice rejection [2026-04-29 10:35:04] bmagic : i wish my love interest rejected me as nice as 77700 [2026-04-29 10:39:59] bmagic : wtf im right again? [2026-04-29 10:41:46] L001 : bmagic: yep [2026-04-29 10:42:03] Benobi : wait, it could bounce here [2026-04-29 10:42:17] L001 : Benobi: nah gotta retrace for the 4hr close [2026-04-29 10:43:25] bmagic : its going to bounce benobi is right [2026-04-29 10:43:40] bmagic : 77500 to good [2026-04-29 10:46:09] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 10,500 USD @ 77551.8434 ``` [2026-04-29 10:46:08] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: in between, our guild is ready and admin in working on branding it in our company format. We will be ready soon with copy thing. Just to keep you posted [2026-04-29 10:46:24] Benobi : Great [2026-04-29 10:46:39] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 18,000 USD @ 77564.4755 ``` [2026-04-29 10:46:55] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: we have a hedge fund in singapore named backbone. getting everything branded under that [2026-04-29 10:47:23] bmagic : Shawn-Williams: i like your icon [2026-04-29 10:47:31] bmagic : is it a rat with a hat [2026-04-29 10:47:53] Shawn-Williams : bmagic: its temporary as to make guild have to select whatever is there [2026-04-29 10:48:04] Shawn-Williams : everything is temporary there [2026-04-29 10:49:08] bmagic : good luck with the hedge fund i am rooting for your success [2026-04-29 10:50:09] L001 : Shawn-Williams: your theme tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtogm_mo1AQ [2026-04-29 10:50:19] ninnk : its a squirrel [2026-04-29 10:50:32] ninnk : :shipit: [2026-04-29 10:50:41] Shawn-Williams : bmagic: thanks. [2026-04-29 10:56:38] L001 : Another lovely bulltrap [2026-04-29 10:57:14] bmagic : nah [2026-04-29 10:57:23] bmagic : 77900 [2026-04-29 10:57:35] Shawn-Williams : is there anyone trading on hyperliquid or have account? [2026-04-29 11:02:21] bmagic : bouncy bouncy [2026-04-29 11:02:54] L001 : bmagic: reverse bounce [2026-04-29 11:03:06] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 22,000 USD @ 77563.8739 ``` [2026-04-29 11:05:57] L001 : bmagic: check 4 and 12hr [2026-04-29 11:06:07] bmagic : yes bullish AF [2026-04-29 11:06:15] L001 : bmagic: might wanna exit before you’re trapped [2026-04-29 11:06:40] bmagic : trappedi in profits is like getting trapped in a sex dungeon [2026-04-29 11:07:21] L001 : bmagic: why are your positions getting smaller? [2026-04-29 11:07:53] bmagic : cause im not erect yet [2026-04-29 11:07:56] L001 : bmagic: and now you’re underwater [2026-04-29 11:08:21] ninnk : he's an aquarius he likes that [2026-04-29 11:08:30] bmagic : i never learned how to swim [2026-04-29 11:08:57] bmagic : im just naturally buoyant [2026-04-29 11:09:57] L001 : bmagic: looks like you just tied a weight to yourself [2026-04-29 11:10:35] L001 : It was easy to see we would dump for the 4hr and 6hr close, bollinger bands are great [2026-04-29 11:10:38] Gandalf the Grey : Shut up Jenny just get in the car [2026-04-29 11:10:46] bmagic : whats that? L001 trapped [2026-04-29 11:10:51] bmagic : somebody save him [2026-04-29 11:11:38] ninnk : jenny? is that laura's sister? [2026-04-29 11:12:05] L001 : ninnk: Laura’s cousin brothers wife [2026-04-29 11:12:25] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 24,500 USD @ 77557.8582 ``` [2026-04-29 11:12:25] HuskySquared : nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger [2026-04-29 11:12:51] bmagic : HuskySquared: i believe in u [2026-04-29 11:13:08] ninnk : HuskySquared: niggеr :pepe: [2026-04-29 11:13:13] ninnk : /zen 1h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 1 hour zen mode ninnk. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ``` [2026-04-29 11:13:48] bmagic : is it elegant that im drinking red wine out of a glass with a straw [2026-04-29 11:13:56] bmagic : or just lazy [2026-04-29 11:16:19] Gandalf the Grey : AESTHETIC [2026-04-29 11:17:19] Gandalf the Grey : 85k [2026-04-29 11:17:25] bmagic : S [2026-04-29 11:17:27] bmagic : E [2026-04-29 11:17:28] bmagic : N [2026-04-29 11:17:29] bmagic : D [2026-04-29 11:17:31] bmagic : I [2026-04-29 11:17:32] bmagic : T [2026-04-29 11:17:33] bmagic : :rocket: [2026-04-29 11:17:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : ninnk: racist [2026-04-29 11:17:52] MANsa_MOONsa : FOMC 2 DAY [2026-04-29 11:18:13] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.4028 XBT @ 77219.78 ``` [2026-04-29 11:18:22] MANsa_MOONsa : STILL A SHORT THOOO [2026-04-29 11:18:35] Dr.van_Doom666 : MANsa_MOONsa: rekt [2026-04-29 11:18:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : 77240 retest should be ur close @MANsa_MOONsa [2026-04-29 11:22:29] Gandalf the Grey : Not a good kekout [2026-04-29 11:22:33] Gandalf the Grey : lost steam early [2026-04-29 11:22:37] L001 : bmagic: womp womp [2026-04-29 11:26:24] bmagic : add to long [2026-04-29 11:26:43] bmagic : 77440 [2026-04-29 11:28:57] iFinex_Scam : @admin you killing the UX entirely for me charts unstable af order book unstable too , indicators gone , ohcl blink and you just add a new breakeven tag ? [2026-04-29 11:29:27] iFinex_Scam : the ones doing changes cleary dont use bitmex at all [2026-04-29 11:32:45] Gandalf the Grey : How can I hide breakeven tag. It is so annoying [2026-04-29 11:32:57] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: a constant reminder you're underwater? [2026-04-29 11:33:10] FTBytes : Devs deving [2026-04-29 11:33:28] Gandalf the Grey : bmagic: Yes because I follow your trades [2026-04-29 11:33:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : Bitmex UI is dead [2026-04-29 11:34:05] Gandalf the Grey : Why do I need to see big BREAKEVEN tag on 4h chart lol [2026-04-29 11:34:38] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: if you followed my trades you'd be winning instead of wondering about breakeven sir [2026-04-29 11:35:14] bmagic : but you are a living legend [2026-04-29 11:35:21] bmagic : u will have a big win to eclipse all breakevens [2026-04-29 11:35:51] bmagic : just wondering when L001 will finally turn bullish [2026-04-29 11:35:59] bmagic : 80k? [2026-04-29 11:37:08] bmagic : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=898fwnkHoHg [2026-04-29 11:37:46] L001 : bmagic: (I was always long) [2026-04-29 11:37:55] bmagic : L001: no doubt [2026-04-29 11:38:03] bmagic : no doubt my friend [2026-04-29 11:38:12] L001 : bmagic: well someone has to provide liquidity [2026-04-29 11:38:28] bmagic : don't become liquidity, be liquid [2026-04-29 11:38:29] BitMEX_Helios : iFinex_Scam: I'm really sorry for the frustration. I hear you loud and clear—these stability issues are not the experience we want for you. Our team is already investigating the chart and order book issues as a top priority. We're working on getting this fixed for you ASAP. [2026-04-29 11:39:02] L001 : BitMEX_Helios: can you ban the racist pls [2026-04-29 11:39:07] iFinex_Scam : please do not perform changes on market open please [2026-04-29 11:39:13] L001 : ninnk: him [2026-04-29 11:39:15] bmagic : BitMEX_Helios: whoa [2026-04-29 11:39:22] bmagic : have you tried turning it off and on again [2026-04-29 11:42:22] bluemaster : “With junk bonds yielding less than 7% and investors fleeing private credit, STRC’s 11.5% yield — backed by a more than $40 billion bitcoin cushion — looks particularly attractive. I suspect Strategy will raise billions more through STRC,” Hougan added. [2026-04-29 11:42:39] iFinex_Scam : you guys have serious race conditions issues with the ui , im not a ui expert but it looks like [2026-04-29 11:45:05] bmagic : iFinex_Scam: racist charts [2026-04-29 11:45:46] bluemaster : iFinex_Scam: only UI I use on BItmex is this Tollbox rest is via API [2026-04-29 11:46:15] iFinex_Scam : kkkkk [2026-04-29 11:46:44] iFinex_Scam : bluemaster: i like bitmex ui old school simple [2026-04-29 11:46:45] bluemaster : iFinex_Scam: trading view is free if you wont quick fix [2026-04-29 11:46:59] bmagic : the actual UI changes are good [2026-04-29 11:47:04] bmagic : they just need to function as intended [2026-04-29 11:50:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `TONUSD`: Buy 2 Cont @ 1.3632 ($21.14) [2026-04-29 11:52:17] L001 : 4hr close retraced bearish as expected, next leg down [2026-04-29 11:52:29] bmagic : L001: i genuinely hope you're long [2026-04-29 11:55:19] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc btfd [2026-04-29 11:58:14] SuccubusXX : is there reason why i dont see anymore funding rate of current position? [2026-04-29 11:59:00] SuccubusXX : have things changed or i messed settings? [2026-04-29 12:01:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 4690 DOGE @ 0.10924 ($512.24) [2026-04-29 12:02:21] caex : My predictions for upcoming gains in May😏The first step😘Made in caex😄 [2026-04-29 12:02:31] caex : /orders ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: Sell Long 3 SOL @ 103.75 ETHUSDT: Sell Long 0.1 ETH @ 2580 XBTUSDT: Sell Long 0.005 XBT @ 84600 LTCUSDT: Sell Long 3 LTC @ 69.78 ``` [2026-04-29 12:02:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 3660 DOGE @ 0.1084 ($396.68) [2026-04-29 12:04:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PEPEUSDT`: Sell 1419780000 PEPE @ 0.00000403 ($5,721.71) - Saylor just laughed in microstrategy [2026-04-29 12:04:42] Chelle : 103 for SOLz yea buddy, move the decimal [2026-04-29 12:06:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ENAUSDT`: Sell 93 ENA @ 0.1078 ($10.03) [2026-04-29 12:11:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 5 XRP @ 1.3871 ($6.93) [2026-04-29 12:15:23] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 5min bottomed longittup lezgohh [2026-04-29 12:15:31] bmagic : lawng [2026-04-29 12:20:14] Shawn-Williams : 76600 [2026-04-29 12:20:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 77220.4 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-29 12:20:51] bmagic : ok short [2026-04-29 12:20:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3700 USD @ 77108.9 [2026-04-29 12:20:59] bmagic : long [2026-04-29 12:22:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 77055.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-29 12:22:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 27747 XRP @ 1.381 ($38,317.77) - You had leverage in the air, now it’s gone – but you were there! [2026-04-29 12:22:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTM26`: Sell 3000 USD @ 77129.5 [2026-04-29 12:23:05] PeacenLuv : long entry77096 [2026-04-29 12:23:10] Shawn-Williams : soooo easy to predict moves. btc will get bankrupt [2026-04-29 12:23:17] PeacenLuv : btfd btc [2026-04-29 12:23:37] ninnk : L001: its 2026 and pixels hurt my feelings uwu [2026-04-29 12:23:41] ninnk : get a life [2026-04-29 12:29:20] Shawn-Williams : 76600 and then we will go up again [2026-04-29 12:36:00] Traczii : Sad when u said nigger in tb back in the day it would change to Arthur Hayes, new admins are soft [2026-04-29 12:52:55] Symphoenix : Next Time Target : 12h56 UTC. The legend has spoken :D Be ready, frens ! [2026-04-29 12:57:28] L001 : 4hr gonna be crazy bearish [2026-04-29 12:57:42] L001 : don’t get trapped if you went long [2026-04-29 12:58:06] bmagic : its too late for me [2026-04-29 12:58:17] PeacenLuv : 😟longstops up 77111 [2026-04-29 12:58:31] PeacenLuv : Traczii: yur vukin soft [2026-04-29 12:58:47] PeacenLuv : stfu [2026-04-29 12:59:28] L001 : bmagic: did warn you [2026-04-29 12:59:56] PeacenLuv : or ho sumwhere better boss [2026-04-29 13:00:07] L001 : bmagic: 4hr going to close sub 75 [2026-04-29 13:00:14] PeacenLuv : gogogogo btc [2026-04-29 13:01:02] PeacenLuv : 1 vs the others btc same [2026-04-29 13:02:15] PeacenLuv : some get brains wen they enter some wen they leave [2026-04-29 13:02:40] L001 : Damn look at that sell pressure [2026-04-29 13:02:56] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc [2026-04-29 13:03:23] PeacenLuv : ya 50 k to 127 fits [2026-04-29 13:05:05] PeacenLuv : longstops up 77008 [2026-04-29 13:05:30] PeacenLuv : thats prsssing it [2026-04-29 13:05:36] Dr.van_Doom666 : Symphoenix: rekt [2026-04-29 13:05:41] L001 : Btc isn’t hanging around on this move damn [2026-04-29 13:05:44] PeacenLuv : nahh jus watchin [2026-04-29 13:05:55] neki : still the price action is funny these days [2026-04-29 13:06:05] PeacenLuv : n bhitchin n segrading others [2026-04-29 13:06:22] PeacenLuv : degradating [2026-04-29 13:08:06] GodBleesYou : keep shorting [2026-04-29 13:08:08] GodBleesYou : add more [2026-04-29 13:08:17] GodBleesYou : target is only new ATH [2026-04-29 13:08:30] GodBleesYou : so what if you shorting 77k when target is 700k [2026-04-29 13:08:44] Symphoenix : down, target at 73600 [2026-04-29 13:08:53] GodBleesYou : you will surrvive!!!! keep shorting!!! add more!!!! such follish bears :( @L001 [2026-04-29 13:09:16] GodBleesYou : Symphoenix: 173k [2026-04-29 13:09:18] GodBleesYou : :) [2026-04-29 13:09:35] L001 : GodBleesYou: you buy every top and then disappear 😅🙇🏻♂️ [2026-04-29 13:09:50] GodBleesYou : L001: i am not even trading... i just watch [2026-04-29 13:09:55] GodBleesYou : it is all bots love [2026-04-29 13:09:56] GodBleesYou : <# [2026-04-29 13:10:03] GodBleesYou : i didnt trade manually since 2016 [2026-04-29 13:10:03] bmagic : GodBleesYou: L001 is a legend leave him alone [2026-04-29 13:10:10] L001 : GodBleesYou: even worse, you already lost your money [2026-04-29 13:10:17] GodBleesYou : bmagic: ok budd <3 [2026-04-29 13:10:42] GodBleesYou : L001: naa i am with badger since 12$ and i still keep buying :) [2026-04-29 13:10:47] GodBleesYou : 70k is cheap [2026-04-29 13:10:49] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-04-29 13:13:27] PeacenLuv : 😄😄adding longs btc 78758 [2026-04-29 13:14:17] L001 : PeacenLuv: I made a bot that tracks your positions and you buy every top, it’s enlightening [2026-04-29 13:14:27] L001 : PeacenLuv: you’re the perfect counter trade [2026-04-29 13:14:39] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 80,000 USD @ 77130.7366 ``` [2026-04-29 13:14:51] bmagic : i made a long that counter trade L001 [2026-04-29 13:14:57] PeacenLuv : long entry 77109 [2026-04-29 13:16:41] L001 : bmagic: yes sir, adding now [2026-04-29 13:16:49] L001 : bmagic: thanks for the liquidity [2026-04-29 13:17:24] L001 : Everyone long even after drops = underwater = big dump [2026-04-29 13:18:36] bmagic : i don't understand your words anymore [2026-04-29 13:18:39] bmagic : are you with me or against me [2026-04-29 13:19:28] PeacenLuv : take it to the next level btc lezgohh [2026-04-29 13:20:32] Gandalf the Grey : Just long low 76k like a normal person [2026-04-29 13:21:52] JP8Lfguu : Gandalf the Grey: :) [2026-04-29 13:21:57] bmagic : against me [2026-04-29 13:22:05] L001 : bmagic: well you told me to counter trade you so I did [2026-04-29 13:22:42] L001 : bmagic: join me in shorting against the hopium [2026-04-29 13:22:54] bmagic : when did i say that [2026-04-29 13:23:39] L001 : bmagic: look at the daily, you can see it will end red [2026-04-29 13:24:01] bmagic : i don't look at charts [2026-04-29 13:24:09] L001 : Max pain always [2026-04-29 13:24:20] L001 : bmagic: it’s just like lucky dip? [2026-04-29 13:24:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 2.5900 ZEC @ 327.44 ($848.00) [2026-04-29 13:24:54] L001 : bmagic: I literally sat here and said how impressive the sell pressure is and you still longed it lol [2026-04-29 13:25:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3000 USD @ 76905.6 [2026-04-29 13:25:26] Shawn-Williams : hahah, predictable guys [2026-04-29 13:25:36] L001 : bmagic: sorry for your loss ☹️ if you short you can make the money back [2026-04-29 13:26:02] Gandalf the Grey : It literally did nothing [2026-04-29 13:26:08] Gandalf the Grey : why yall excited [2026-04-29 13:26:27] Gandalf the Grey : 80k or 73k ok yalla [2026-04-29 13:26:33] Gandalf the Grey : but here is just sideways scam [2026-04-29 13:27:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0008 XBT @ 76867.4 ($61.49) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-29 13:27:02] L001 : Gandalf the Grey: because the setup on the 4hr, 6hr, 12hr and daily is so bearish, it will take us way down [2026-04-29 13:27:16] Gandalf the Grey : Can happen yeah [2026-04-29 13:27:48] Shawn-Williams : 76600 and we will go up [2026-04-29 13:27:51] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/p0MSvmaL/ selling pumps is ok [2026-04-29 13:27:57] PeacenLuv : 😦long entry 76859 btfd lezgohh fullbully bitkoin [2026-04-29 13:28:23] Gandalf the Grey : buyind dumps also works [2026-04-29 13:28:32] L001 : Shawn-Williams: it will continue dropping sharply, everyone is trapped, time to liq [2026-04-29 13:28:35] Gandalf the Grey : just chasing the move does not lmao [2026-04-29 13:28:48] Shawn-Williams : nope [2026-04-29 13:28:54] Shawn-Williams : L001: nope [2026-04-29 13:28:55] PeacenLuv : check 1hr vol btc good flow [2026-04-29 13:29:32] L001 : Shawn-Williams: okay we’ll watch and see, I’ve been here shorting every top 🙂 [2026-04-29 13:29:51] Shawn-Williams : L001: yes watch surely and buzz me after 2 PM as FMOC start [2026-04-29 13:29:54] Shawn-Williams : 2 PM EST [2026-04-29 13:30:00] Shawn-Williams : Market is getting set according to that [2026-04-29 13:30:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 76818.7 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-29 13:30:21] L001 : Shawn-Williams: buy the rumour, sell the news 🫡 it’s already being sold [2026-04-29 13:30:46] Shawn-Williams : L001: nothing from that is applicable and I can say use your brain and listen [2026-04-29 13:31:14] L001 : Shawn-Williams: seriously, if you short now you’ll actually make a big win today but you do you, I’ll make fun of you every time I see you in future [2026-04-29 13:31:39] Shawn-Williams : L001: short above 80k and enjoy. short here is risky [2026-04-29 13:31:42] Shawn-Williams : extremely risky [2026-04-29 13:31:57] "it will be........" : .