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[2026-04-20 01:15:06] BlissRP : bmagic 0/100 trade accuracy last week
[2026-04-20 01:15:08] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-20 01:15:23] BlissRP : worse than shawn
[2026-04-20 01:16:58] speedwell : He made 100 trades?
[2026-04-20 01:17:18] BlissRP : probably more
[2026-04-20 01:17:20] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-20 01:18:04] speedwell : B, high frequency trader, Magic
[2026-04-20 01:18:31] BlissRP : thats what happens when you chase leaderboards instead of good trades
[2026-04-20 01:19:03] speedwell : what's your current read. Long?
[2026-04-20 01:19:34] BlissRP : i still have 30% of my shorts just in case the bombs start dropping
[2026-04-20 01:19:53] BlissRP : but enough pain could have been inflicted for some sympathy momentum to start
[2026-04-20 01:20:05] BlissRP : we shall see
[2026-04-20 01:20:10] BlissRP : sol got crushed
[2026-04-20 01:20:37] speedwell : I see a day or so of digestion of the last move, then the next move, and I think continuation up.
[2026-04-20 01:21:04] BlissRP : it would certainly be more fun to reach 80's before the inevitable 50% drop to end the cycle
[2026-04-20 01:21:10] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-20 01:22:00] speedwell : in 22' it touched the 200ma D
[2026-04-20 01:22:18] speedwell : that would be cool.
[2026-04-20 01:22:26] BlissRP : +1 ser
[2026-04-20 01:25:14] nylon123 : same. keep 20k short forever in case
[2026-04-20 01:34:48] GodBleesYou : LoL full reversal jajaja
[2026-04-20 01:36:07] GodBleesYou : bears are sleeping...
[2026-04-20 02:30:41] thankyousomuch : KelpDao hacked
[2026-04-20 02:30:50] thankyousomuch : bullrun to 50k
[2026-04-20 02:31:28] thankyousomuch : GodBleesYou: bulls are running
[2026-04-20 02:32:02] thankyousomuch : in a circle
[2026-04-20 02:38:16] MANsa_MOONsa : L O W E R
[2026-04-20 02:39:26] thankyousomuch : Hire :arthur:
[2026-04-20 02:42:55] nylon123 : to bitcoin: moona said you should go llower. so go lower and hold your little stinky mouth
[2026-04-20 02:44:03] nylon123 : it stinks so much
[2026-04-20 02:54:14] nylon123 : bitcoins LITTLE stinky MOUTH
[2026-04-20 03:17:55] PeacenLuv : 😄
[2026-04-20 03:18:02] PeacenLuv : 😄
[2026-04-20 03:25:59] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc
[2026-04-20 04:14:36] bmagic : Lower!!!!!
[2026-04-20 04:15:07] bmagic : BlissRP: i know you joking cause if u are ur jealous
[2026-04-20 04:15:53] bmagic : Ive had over 96% hit rate
[2026-04-20 04:16:12] bmagic : U just not paying attention sir
[2026-04-20 04:41:34] PeacenLuv : 😦i just dont get it 3 qrtrz of the werld population wouldnt know wat to do with 1 barrel of oil bitcoin 1 different
[2026-04-20 04:42:06] PeacenLuv : long stops 74508 going up
[2026-04-20 04:43:42] Gandalf the Grey : Donald gonna steal all of our moneys
[2026-04-20 04:48:10] bmagic : Ceasefire ceased?
[2026-04-20 04:49:59] Gandalf the Grey : Just ask Baron if he wants to long or short and his daddy gonna move the market for good entreeee
[2026-04-20 04:50:53] Gandalf the Grey : Long everything here 10x
[2026-04-20 04:51:00] Gandalf the Grey : we gonna attack 80k this week
[2026-04-20 04:55:12] PeacenLuv : im lovin the green 6hr off anuthr bottom
[2026-04-20 04:55:21] PeacenLuv : longs onlee
[2026-04-20 04:57:28] PeacenLuv : Shedding Skin Pantera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jpBdsEKxpo btc bullish
[2026-04-20 04:58:30] PeacenLuv : 5min tunnel abov at 74666
[2026-04-20 04:58:36] PeacenLuv : 😳
[2026-04-20 05:03:39] PeacenLuv : btfd 5min lezgohh
[2026-04-20 05:07:30] PeacenLuv : Supaman -Illuminatives Supaman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fb3K14nXcw pumpittup btc
[2026-04-20 05:11:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 17600 USD @ 74299.2
[2026-04-20 05:13:32] PeacenLuv : TOOL - Disposition, Reflection, Triad pumpittup btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uciIne8Fgik
[2026-04-20 05:17:44] BlissRP : bmagic: why not 100% ser?
[2026-04-20 05:17:56] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-20 05:25:34] PeacenLuv : btfd long entry 74210
[2026-04-20 05:25:42] PeacenLuv : lezgohh
[2026-04-20 05:27:21] PeacenLuv : lomg the5min xbtusd it bottomed
[2026-04-20 05:30:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0047 XBT @ 74112 ($348.51) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-20 05:39:41] PeacenLuv : 5 candleson my 5minn
[2026-04-20 05:39:54] PeacenLuv : 1z forming place yur bets
[2026-04-20 05:40:29] PeacenLuv : 5 dun 4 red 1 green odds decreasing
[2026-04-20 05:40:48] PeacenLuv : things change 4 to 1
[2026-04-20 05:41:54] PeacenLuv : ooooohhhhhweeeehhh btc lezgohhhh
[2026-04-20 05:42:33] PeacenLuv : theres a crotch
[2026-04-20 05:42:49] PeacenLuv : zigzag point of no return btc
[2026-04-20 05:43:20] PeacenLuv : 74177
[2026-04-20 05:44:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 478 XRP @ 1.3978 ($668.17)
[2026-04-20 05:46:20] PeacenLuv : ooooohhhhfffff 5min ummphh
[2026-04-20 05:48:27] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -15,000 USD @ 74615.2 ```
[2026-04-20 05:48:32] bmagic : Bmagic strikes again
[2026-04-20 05:48:39] bmagic : BlissRP: cause im a noob
[2026-04-20 05:48:52] bmagic : I tend to be asleep during my losses
[2026-04-20 05:49:02] bmagic : Or out for an unplanned dinner or lunch
[2026-04-20 05:49:30] bmagic : Lost 2k during lunch the other day cause price flipped 120% during my dinner
[2026-04-20 05:49:37] bmagic : Dinner*
[2026-04-20 05:49:53] bmagic : was smoking shisha and losing money hahaha
[2026-04-20 06:04:25] Gandalf the Grey : It going up tho no
[2026-04-20 06:04:27] Gandalf the Grey : why short
[2026-04-20 06:04:34] Gandalf the Grey : just load for next move up
[2026-04-20 06:09:56] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: was hedge against ceasefire cancellation but it stopped out anyway in profit
[2026-04-20 06:16:15] hhkkh : what idiot is setting those 1M+ fake orders 😅
[2026-04-20 06:16:31] CaptainMooncoin : Where the hell is Werner with his bot????
[2026-04-20 06:16:57] CaptainMooncoin : Did the bot lose him his house or something?
[2026-04-20 06:35:34] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 20,000 USD @ 74357.7 ```
[2026-04-20 06:41:12] Gandalf the Grey : Hormuz opened again xDDDDDD
[2026-04-20 06:42:52] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc
[2026-04-20 07:11:44] bmagic : bmagic: it opened over the weekend, so im waiting for it to close
[2026-04-20 07:21:58] kjzsbtby : wtf with that jump
[2026-04-20 07:24:02] Benobi : Ha bacl to delulu land.
[2026-04-20 07:24:24] Benobi : Nothing. Just again the moonscammy trying to lure you
[2026-04-20 07:24:50] Benobi : Closing he gap, grabing the overleveraged
[2026-04-20 07:26:38] Benobi : 03 minutes left
[2026-04-20 07:30:38] bmagic : Is a dump
[2026-04-20 07:30:52] bmagic : Big dump
[2026-04-20 07:31:00] bmagic : 75500 rejection not good for bulls
[2026-04-20 07:31:34] Symphoenix : high, up !
[2026-04-20 07:36:14] Symphoenix : buy high now !
[2026-04-20 07:36:32] chotto_matte : and sell low so you can put the fries in the bag
[2026-04-20 07:38:08] caex : 💢https://aje.news/3i78ht?update=4507079
[2026-04-20 07:40:47] caex : Iran has no plans for more talks with the US, says Foreign Ministry The Foreign Ministry spokesperson says Iran has no plans regarding a new round of talks with the US AMEN OIL +100$😍
[2026-04-20 07:40:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMMM
[2026-04-20 07:41:42] Shawn-Williams : This will go up before US market open- get ready
[2026-04-20 07:41:50] kjzsbtby : it touch my stop and went back down u.u
[2026-04-20 07:41:56] Shawn-Williams : and it will go down or stay there once market open
[2026-04-20 07:42:03] Shawn-Williams : but
[2026-04-20 07:42:05] bmagic : Dumpageddon
[2026-04-20 07:42:08] Shawn-Williams : this will go up before US open
[2026-04-20 07:42:13] Shawn-Williams : ready for bet
[2026-04-20 07:42:15] Shawn-Williams : anyone
[2026-04-20 07:43:26] Shawn-Williams : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 4,000 USD @ 74850.2994 ```
[2026-04-20 07:43:31] bmagic : Just make your winnings by trading and betting against BTCHandicap
[2026-04-20 07:43:52] Shawn-Williams : open for bets on this call
[2026-04-20 07:43:58] Shawn-Williams : we will go up before US market open
[2026-04-20 07:44:01] Shawn-Williams : 00%
[2026-04-20 07:44:04] Shawn-Williams : 100%
[2026-04-20 07:44:05] caex : The ceasefire ends from tuesday to wednesday, and they will likely resume attacks.
[2026-04-20 07:44:25] Shawn-Williams : caex: exactly. warning issued. market will fall on opening
[2026-04-20 07:44:36] Shawn-Williams : btc knows this and positioning
[2026-04-20 07:44:46] Shawn-Williams : positioning*
[2026-04-20 07:45:27] Shawn-Williams : I don't know much but before US open- we will go beyond 76400
[2026-04-20 07:45:35] Shawn-Williams : and I am open for bet
[2026-04-20 07:45:46] Shawn-Williams : if anyone think or say its not possible
[2026-04-20 07:46:16] Shawn-Williams : 100% and not even 99%
[2026-04-20 07:46:39] Gandalf the Grey : Release bad news so plebs short it
[2026-04-20 07:46:43] Gandalf the Grey : then PUMP EEEEET
[2026-04-20 07:47:17] Shawn-Williams : well, whether it go up or if it go down- people always manage to lose money ASAP
[2026-04-20 07:47:22] chotto_matte : it's interesting bc if it rises I will surely get a buy signal on my algo before US opens
[2026-04-20 07:48:51] Shawn-Williams : I am making my own guild and separate buy sell signal + copy trade account for my guy
[2026-04-20 07:48:55] Shawn-Williams : guys*
[2026-04-20 07:49:29] Shawn-Williams : its clearly evident that it will go up but then also few idiots will lose money- I can bet that
[2026-04-20 07:50:07] speedwell : what does yesterdays candle look like to everybody else
[2026-04-20 07:50:19] caex : indiana jones down
[2026-04-20 07:50:22] speedwell : I have big upper wick no body
[2026-04-20 07:50:57] Shawn-Williams : get ready guys- few hours- only up up and up
[2026-04-20 07:55:58] caex : But if Trump wants to manipulate the market, let him everything has its limits. And with the S&P 500 hitting a new ATH and positive news from Iran, things could flip fast.😘
[2026-04-20 07:56:22] Shawn-Williams : caex: new order hit hyperliquid today
[2026-04-20 07:56:33] caex : 😊
[2026-04-20 07:56:55] Shawn-Williams : caex: some ecosystem have some certainty+ something
[2026-04-20 07:57:12] Shawn-Williams : but m telling you- people will manage to lose money- no matter what
[2026-04-20 07:58:16] Shawn-Williams : Do not forget to say thank you to me after few hours - those who long here
[2026-04-20 07:58:51] caex : OK
[2026-04-20 08:00:28] caex : Whales on BitMEX will clean up this market like on October 10 — give it a single direction.Thank you😊
[2026-04-20 08:03:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : we go down very hard
[2026-04-20 08:11:14] Shawn-Williams : Dr.van_Doom666: we will surely, we will. But not for few hours or may be tomorrow or day after. We will go down very very hard but not now
[2026-04-20 08:18:01] Shawn-Williams : U turn
[2026-04-20 08:20:03] Shawn-Williams : Haha and Ha HA HA
[2026-04-20 08:28:49] Dr.van_Doom666 : 40k will not hold
[2026-04-20 08:37:16] Gandalf the Grey : New competition today
[2026-04-20 08:37:22] Gandalf the Grey : we can measure cocks again
[2026-04-20 08:37:23] Gandalf the Grey : good
[2026-04-20 08:38:34] Gandalf the Grey : we pumping since april
[2026-04-20 08:38:37] Gandalf the Grey : have faith kurwa
[2026-04-20 08:38:40] Gandalf the Grey : 90k coming
[2026-04-20 08:42:33] Shawn-Williams : it will go down but not when people know it will go down
[2026-04-20 08:42:54] Shawn-Williams : upside is to keep masses off balance
[2026-04-20 08:47:01] 45th_blown_account : :doge:
[2026-04-20 08:52:32] Shawn-Williams : up and up guys
[2026-04-20 08:58:13] bmagic : Show me the up
[2026-04-20 08:58:17] bmagic : Show me the up!!!
[2026-04-20 09:07:15] Shawn-Williams : don't forget to say thank you after few hours guys- make sure you remember this. Gave you 100% sure shot signal
[2026-04-20 09:07:48] Gandalf the Grey : Bear about to eat only rice cakes
[2026-04-20 09:33:53] bmagic : Dump it or pump it
[2026-04-20 09:34:00] bmagic : Nobody cares
[2026-04-20 09:34:03] bmagic : Everybody wins
[2026-04-20 09:36:56] neki : fuck it
[2026-04-20 09:37:03] neki : this is 80k by eod
[2026-04-20 09:39:31] bmagic : U think Dumpmerica will pump it when they are fighting with Iran?
[2026-04-20 09:46:15] bluemaster : I don;t know are we going up or down but one think is set in a stone , NET long for how long I am alive and Bitcoin will never go to the moon without me :me:
[2026-04-20 09:47:26] bluemaster : /position xbtusd Market Maker will never shake me out ............ ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 123,000 USD @ 72116.7715 ```
[2026-04-20 09:47:31] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.3572 XBT RPNL, 0.0708 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-20 09:47:39] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-20 09:47:49] bluemaster : /pnl xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 0.0086 XBT RPNL, 0.2424 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-20 10:38:28] bmagic : bluemaster: i think we go up until we go down
[2026-04-20 10:38:37] bmagic : Then we go down then up
[2026-04-20 10:38:50] bmagic : Then down down prices are down
[2026-04-20 10:45:53] bmagic : This price is going go pop up pre-market
[2026-04-20 10:54:46] bmagic : Puamp it :bog:
[2026-04-20 11:06:09] bmagic : what are we even doing
[2026-04-20 11:06:12] bmagic : why are we still below 80k
[2026-04-20 11:07:48] bmagic : Bitcoin has entered ceasedump negotiations with Saylormoon
[2026-04-20 11:34:20] Shawn-Williams : goin up guys
[2026-04-20 11:34:22] Shawn-Williams : wait for me
[2026-04-20 11:34:31] Shawn-Williams : fuck no one bet today
[2026-04-20 11:34:54] Shawn-Williams : but make sure we will go down and super down
[2026-04-20 11:36:51] GodBleesYou : LoL CRYPTO WTF
[2026-04-20 11:39:10] Shawn-Williams : well i told you in advance. Enjy uprise- atleast till US market open as US is about to fall today
[2026-04-20 11:39:27] Shawn-Williams : crypto will fall after 2-3 days
[2026-04-20 11:48:54] GodBleesYou : Shawn-Williams: STO TALKING
[2026-04-20 11:48:58] GodBleesYou : GO away!!
[2026-04-20 11:49:10] GodBleesYou : we dont want you here
[2026-04-20 11:56:07] bmagic : i want shawn here
[2026-04-20 11:58:27] Benobi : Yes me too
[2026-04-20 11:59:07] Benobi : But Shawn, the up is bot very visible so far. I opened a long on XRP and im not so confident it will close in profit
[2026-04-20 12:23:08] PeacenLuv : long entry 75530
[2026-04-20 12:23:59] Gjergj : :bog: :rocket:
[2026-04-20 12:24:05] Gjergj : i can smell $100k
[2026-04-20 12:25:35] PeeGee : @bitmex_james: can the stop loss please be fixed, its bugged, and theres no right click stop loss anymore
[2026-04-20 12:26:03] thankyousomuch : tomorrow bear market monday
[2026-04-20 12:26:15] thankyousomuch : Gjergj: life below 100k :pepe:
[2026-04-20 12:28:55] thankyousomuch : i feel the bullrun below 100k
[2026-04-20 12:28:56] thankyousomuch : lol
[2026-04-20 12:29:59] bmagic : 75900 will keep me satisfied
[2026-04-20 12:33:51] bmagic : Bitmex charts very buggy these days
[2026-04-20 12:33:54] bmagic : Me no like
[2026-04-20 12:35:48] bmagic : I would appreciate 77k
[2026-04-20 12:36:03] bmagic : 75800 will do
[2026-04-20 12:40:20] GodBleesYou : So only moo once again?
[2026-04-20 12:40:47] GodBleesYou : bmagic: but he always counter the trends .....
[2026-04-20 12:40:51] GodBleesYou : always....
[2026-04-20 12:41:12] GodBleesYou : Benobi: you waited for 69k that never came....
[2026-04-20 12:41:25] GodBleesYou : while i told you for 3 days long it long it long it
[2026-04-20 12:41:36] GodBleesYou : even bears here turned bulls
[2026-04-20 12:41:40] GodBleesYou : and no..
[2026-04-20 12:42:02] GodBleesYou : so i will tell you again..
[2026-04-20 12:42:06] GodBleesYou : ignore everything
[2026-04-20 12:42:14] GodBleesYou : 2026 end bullish year
[2026-04-20 12:42:17] GodBleesYou : jew power
[2026-04-20 12:45:45] bmagic : hmm i don't this is going to drop until 90k
[2026-04-20 12:45:59] bmagic : 80k tonight is likely
[2026-04-20 12:47:28] bmagic : S
[2026-04-20 12:47:28] bmagic : E
[2026-04-20 12:47:29] bmagic : N
[2026-04-20 12:47:30] bmagic : D
[2026-04-20 12:47:31] bmagic : I
[2026-04-20 12:47:31] bmagic : T
[2026-04-20 12:47:38] bmagic : :rocket:
[2026-04-20 12:47:40] bmagic : :bog:
[2026-04-20 12:47:45] bmagic : :doge:
[2026-04-20 12:49:06] blaster33 : Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin
[2026-04-20 12:49:09] blaster33 : :arthur:
[2026-04-20 12:50:15] bmagic : its about time i got rekt
[2026-04-20 12:50:17] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 40,000 USD @ 75180.0562 ```
[2026-04-20 13:11:44] Shawn-Williams : 76400 is my target
[2026-04-20 13:12:26] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: copy trade and guild will be ready in 2-3 days
[2026-04-20 13:23:35] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: I have backtested my bot and have 92.77% success rate. I am going to be implementing that. If you do not want to invest the serious money then also its fine and just copy the trade with 200-300 bucks and see it grow
[2026-04-20 13:23:53] Benobi : sounds great
[2026-04-20 13:24:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 75041.8 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-20 13:25:04] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: going to be ready till 24th of April and you can join my guild too. Will keep you posted here
[2026-04-20 13:25:55] Shawn-Williams : for today I have 76400 target. fingers crossed
[2026-04-20 13:27:24] Benobi : great, cheers
[2026-04-20 13:27:33] 45th_blown_account : it would be a bummer if it went 20k from here :arthur:
[2026-04-20 13:31:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 74954.2 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-20 13:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0808 XBT @ 74862.3 ($6,051.86)
[2026-04-20 13:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 75 Cont @ 2303.98 ($12,942.47) - Be water. Become liquidity.
[2026-04-20 13:33:28] bmagic : this price action sucks for high leverage
[2026-04-20 13:33:31] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 30,000 USD @ 75040.1465 ```
[2026-04-20 13:33:35] bmagic : good luck all
[2026-04-20 13:35:43] bluemaster : bmagic: any price action sucks for high leverage
[2026-04-20 13:36:53] bmagic : bluemaster: this is true
[2026-04-20 13:37:24] bluemaster : I hope they dump more
[2026-04-20 13:37:43] Gandalf the Grey : you just need to know where to enter lol
[2026-04-20 13:37:48] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 120,000 USD @ 72116.7715 ```
[2026-04-20 13:37:53] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-20 13:38:01] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.3591 XBT RPNL, 0.0718 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-20 13:38:20] bluemaster : /pnl xbtm26 it is not much but is honest work :pepe: ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 0.0086 XBT RPNL, 0.2450 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-20 13:38:25] bluemaster : :pepe:
[2026-04-20 13:45:59] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: <3
[2026-04-20 13:46:04] GodBleesYou : we might have hope
[2026-04-20 13:46:18] GodBleesYou : shawan is bullish so we might get a dump
[2026-04-20 14:01:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LITUSDT`: Sell 1250 LIT @ 0.9091 ($1,136.25)
[2026-04-20 14:04:23] bmagic : nah i see 77k
[2026-04-20 14:04:26] bmagic : i se eit
[2026-04-20 14:04:33] bmagic : doesn't mean we will hit it though
[2026-04-20 14:04:35] bmagic : i see it
[2026-04-20 14:05:01] _fred bloggs : Anyone having an issue with the chart not updating?
[2026-04-20 14:06:34] bmagic : _fred bloggs: yes it fkin suck balls
[2026-04-20 14:06:38] bmagic : i fkin hate it
[2026-04-20 14:07:21] _fred bloggs : Current price and bar is always wrong
[2026-04-20 14:08:27] BitMEX_Chet : _fred bloggs: what issue are you seeing? What are you trying to trade?
[2026-04-20 14:08:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 10 Cont @ 2297.83 ($1,725.85)
[2026-04-20 14:09:10] BitMEX_Chet : I've also just released some improvements for the chart, could you try refreshing your page and checking if it's better now?
[2026-04-20 14:09:40] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: BTCUSDT - Price is not updating on the chart and current bar is also not updating. Tried clearing browser history/cache. Also tried different browser. Same issue
[2026-04-20 14:11:27] _fred bloggs : Still same after reset and refresh
[2026-04-20 14:12:34] BitMEX_Chet : _fred bloggs: got it, will get it resolved asap
[2026-04-20 14:12:49] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: Cheers
[2026-04-20 14:12:50] bmagic : doesn't help this price action is cancer
[2026-04-20 14:12:53] bmagic : and the charts not updating
[2026-04-20 14:15:38] GreedyBastard : _fred bloggs: Very very very often yes, I resolve to changeing timeframes and even closing the app extremely frequently just to keep charts miving, extremely annoyin
[2026-04-20 14:17:42] _fred bloggs : GreedyBastard: Timeframe change doesn't work for me
[2026-04-20 14:18:38] bmagic : if Bitmex pumps the market to 77k i'll forgive them
[2026-04-20 14:20:47] BitMEX_Chet : bmagic: I want my bags to go up as much as you do
[2026-04-20 14:21:06] bmagic : BitMEX_Chet: i want your bags
[2026-04-20 14:21:17] 45th_blown_account : BitMEX_Chet: heavy BMEX bags :arthur:
[2026-04-20 14:22:34] PeacenLuv : 😬long entry btc 75450 pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-04-20 14:22:41] Shawn-Williams : ready for straight line
[2026-04-20 14:22:42] BitMEX_Chet : ok the thing that I thought would fix it didn't do it. When did the charts first stop updating quickly?
[2026-04-20 14:22:59] PeacenLuv : 7544p0*
[2026-04-20 14:23:18] PeacenLuv : *75440
[2026-04-20 14:23:27] bmagic : BitMEX_Chet: days agp
[2026-04-20 14:23:31] bmagic : days ago
[2026-04-20 14:23:34] bmagic : but worse than ever today
[2026-04-20 14:23:34] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: I only noticed it a few hours ago
[2026-04-20 14:24:07] BitMEX_Chet : Ok, so I pushed back to the hour old version, we could go back to yesterday
[2026-04-20 14:25:19] Gjergj : i can smell 100 keks
[2026-04-20 14:25:32] Gjergj : BitMEX_Chet: can u smell it
[2026-04-20 14:26:06] Gjergj : :bog: orders from :arthur: he needs new ferrari. press short squeeze button.exe
[2026-04-20 14:26:12] Gjergj : BitMEX_Chet:
[2026-04-20 14:26:19] Shawn-Williams : give me the straight line as tomorrow or day after it has to go down
[2026-04-20 14:26:27] Shawn-Williams : so atleast let me him go up
[2026-04-20 14:26:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 3210 DOGE @ 0.0953 ($306.07)
[2026-04-20 14:26:50] Gjergj : :rocket:
[2026-04-20 14:29:12] bmagic : BitMEX_Chet: was that you giving me 75800?
[2026-04-20 14:29:13] bmagic : thankyou sir
[2026-04-20 14:29:55] BitMEX_Chet : bmagic: I do what I can
[2026-04-20 14:30:08] bmagic : ok time to 66k
[2026-04-20 14:30:15] bmagic : we all deserve cheap bitty
[2026-04-20 14:30:26] bmagic : and we all know it dumps as soon as Saylor buys
[2026-04-20 14:30:29] bmagic : Dumpmerica
[2026-04-20 14:31:44] bmagic : this is the heaviest pump i've traded in a while
[2026-04-20 14:31:47] bmagic : its going to dump
[2026-04-20 14:32:40] BitMEX_Chet : Are people having issues with the charts in EU/UK?
[2026-04-20 14:33:25] bmagic : people struggle to read in general in the EU/UK
[2026-04-20 14:33:41] bmagic : jokes my european friends
[2026-04-20 14:33:44] bmagic : give me some banter
[2026-04-20 14:34:08] al guul : i nevr lernt eet
[2026-04-20 14:34:31] bmagic : al guul: hehehehe
[2026-04-20 14:34:38] thankyousomuch : bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started
[2026-04-20 14:34:41] bmagic : dump it my friends
[2026-04-20 14:34:47] bmagic : thankyousomuch: right on time u knowi t
[2026-04-20 14:35:08] thankyousomuch : 100x short since 9 years
[2026-04-20 14:35:09] bmagic : 74400 hold would be bullish
[2026-04-20 14:35:11] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-20 14:35:24] bmagic : 72k setup though
[2026-04-20 14:35:30] bmagic : nasty hns
[2026-04-20 14:35:34] Shawn-Williams : a nice nice straight line on upside can appear anytime
[2026-04-20 14:36:04] bmagic : a nice red dildo can appear behind u anytime
[2026-04-20 14:36:19] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -25,000 USD @ 75503 ```
[2026-04-20 14:36:56] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: I'm UK
[2026-04-20 14:37:35] BitMEX_Chet : _fred bloggs: Does it work if you open an incognito windown/aren't logged in?
[2026-04-20 14:38:49] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: Yes it does
[2026-04-20 14:39:10] bmagic : _fred bloggs: so what ur saying is you're being targeted
[2026-04-20 14:39:20] bmagic : you are being manipulated
[2026-04-20 14:39:27] _fred bloggs : bmagic: I blame the president
[2026-04-20 14:39:41] bmagic : he would do that wouldn't he
[2026-04-20 14:39:43] Shawn-Williams : bmagic: man you keep losing money. change you habit so atleast you can see few bucks positive. Have you ever took a single penny withdrawl. I mean how come man- Take it easy. Don't be so hard on life. You can lose slowly
[2026-04-20 14:39:49] Shawn-Williams : why always losing so fast
[2026-04-20 14:39:59] Shawn-Williams : sleep on profits for sometime and no matter how small
[2026-04-20 14:40:02] bmagic : Shawn-Williams: did i break you?
[2026-04-20 14:40:25] Shawn-Williams : bmagic: no no, don't take me wrong. m worried for you
[2026-04-20 14:40:52] Shawn-Williams : forget about my dildo but please take care of your balls ma man. both are important
[2026-04-20 14:41:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 0.9262 ($6.97)
[2026-04-20 14:41:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 75274.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-20 14:41:23] Shawn-Williams : -- we will go up
[2026-04-20 14:41:28] bmagic : Shawn-Williams: good
[2026-04-20 14:41:37] bmagic : see u down low
[2026-04-20 14:41:43] bmagic : then up high
[2026-04-20 14:42:11] chotto_matte : we can all put the fries in the bag together
[2026-04-20 14:43:02] PeacenLuv : long entry 75247
[2026-04-20 14:43:11] chotto_matte : I can't believe it dumped right before my buy signal
[2026-04-20 14:43:15] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh btc
[2026-04-20 14:43:25] bmagic : chotto_matte: it hasn't dumped yet
[2026-04-20 14:43:50] thankyousomuch : bullrun has ended, 50k
[2026-04-20 14:44:11] PeacenLuv : adding longs xbtusdperp
[2026-04-20 14:44:15] Shawn-Williams : these consecutive trough and crest clearly signaling a move is about to come - possibly a straight line anytime on upside
[2026-04-20 14:44:16] chotto_matte : I mean it retraced a little before my buy signal, about 3 times by now
[2026-04-20 14:45:26] bmagic : chotto_matte: traditionally its a sign of key resistance and failure
[2026-04-20 14:45:27] thankyousomuch : bullrun ended with a start :pepe:
[2026-04-20 14:45:35] bmagic : but Shawn here thinks big moon
[2026-04-20 14:45:39] bmagic : so 50/50
[2026-04-20 14:45:43] thankyousomuch : 50k
[2026-04-20 14:45:44] bmagic : cause Shawns always right or wrong
[2026-04-20 14:45:50] chotto_matte : bmagic: that's what I'm thinking, lots of rejections
[2026-04-20 14:46:07] bmagic : chotto_matte: this is similar price action to the 2018 bear market top
[2026-04-20 14:46:08] thankyousomuch : much minimum wage
[2026-04-20 14:46:11] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-20 14:46:16] bmagic : but bulls still think bull
[2026-04-20 14:46:34] thankyousomuch : who cares about nulls
[2026-04-20 14:46:35] bmagic : anyway all depends on your trading plan
[2026-04-20 14:46:49] bmagic : long here can be good for some
[2026-04-20 14:46:51] chotto_matte : I switch trade so it doesn't matter which way to me
[2026-04-20 14:47:01] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -30,000 USD @ 75491.6393 ```
[2026-04-20 14:47:07] bmagic : i'm just going to get rekt
[2026-04-20 14:47:12] chotto_matte : bmagic: 50/50
[2026-04-20 14:47:36] bmagic : i like 75500 as key resistance
[2026-04-20 14:47:48] bmagic : and i called 77600 so i'm happy it failed close to there
[2026-04-20 14:48:13] bmagic : i made a good amount longing 74400
[2026-04-20 14:48:33] bmagic : i lost 2k though buy holding a long here at 100x lev
[2026-04-20 14:48:58] bmagic : flipped short too early
[2026-04-20 14:49:02] chotto_matte : 100x 💀
[2026-04-20 14:50:09] chotto_matte : I only trade through my AI algorithm now, so far 70% success rate with this choppy poo
[2026-04-20 14:50:21] bmagic : i pretty much only 100x here
[2026-04-20 14:50:24] bmagic : 50 or 100
[2026-04-20 14:51:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 75073.2 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-20 14:52:03] thankyousomuch : the end
[2026-04-20 14:52:20] bmagic : its a 72k setup
[2026-04-20 14:52:25] chotto_matte : ahhh my candles aren't updating anymore wth, first time I've seen this on here
[2026-04-20 14:52:25] bmagic : so this will probably hit 73k something
[2026-04-20 14:52:25] thankyousomuch : longs wont have green acandle again :pepe:
[2026-04-20 14:53:39] bmagic : GodBleesYou: dump time
[2026-04-20 14:53:55] bmagic : bluemaster: dumpageddon
[2026-04-20 14:55:03] bmagic : look - do not be surprised if this dumps hard
[2026-04-20 14:55:09] bmagic : we are talking about American war tactics
[2026-04-20 14:55:27] bmagic : economic failure during peace negotiations is there goal
[2026-04-20 14:56:31] Gjergj : people use charts?
[2026-04-20 14:56:37] Gjergj : SMASH THE GREEN BUTTON 100X
[2026-04-20 14:56:40] Gjergj : :kek:
[2026-04-20 14:56:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 1586.3000 SUI @ 0.9351 ($1,483.67)
[2026-04-20 14:56:47] bmagic : Gjergj: i haven't opened a chart outside of bitmex in about 6 months
[2026-04-20 14:56:55] Gjergj : lol
[2026-04-20 14:57:04] bmagic : and since bitmex charts don't work i'm basically trading order book
[2026-04-20 14:59:03] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-20 14:59:26] GodBleesYou : see @bmagic
[2026-04-20 14:59:33] bmagic : the shawn effect
[2026-04-20 14:59:35] GodBleesYou : see go down only beacuse he is here
[2026-04-20 14:59:41] GodBleesYou : go away
[2026-04-20 15:00:02] bmagic : i was long until he called long
[2026-04-20 15:00:11] GodBleesYou : bmagic: same
[2026-04-20 15:00:25] GodBleesYou : i closed 60& of the position the sec he said up
[2026-04-20 15:00:27] GodBleesYou : jajajaaj
[2026-04-20 15:00:39] bmagic : i don't what signal he sees that is consistently wrong
[2026-04-20 15:00:53] GodBleesYou : bmagic: his mind
[2026-04-20 15:00:58] bmagic : i don't think he trades his own signals
[2026-04-20 15:01:00] bmagic : he makes money
[2026-04-20 15:01:23] BitMEX_Chet : chotto_matte: we're having issues with the trade feed for all logged in users. We are working on a resolution ASAP. As a really hacky workaround you can use an incognito tab to get the updating data and place your trades in the logged in tab
[2026-04-20 15:01:23] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh
[2026-04-20 15:01:30] GodBleesYou : bmagic: when i was in the guild he always always lost
[2026-04-20 15:01:54] PeacenLuv : Gjergj: ya smashitt vuk the charts
[2026-04-20 15:02:31] bmagic : i like him though - he's consistent
[2026-04-20 15:02:36] bmagic : which means trustworthy good guy
[2026-04-20 15:02:57] bmagic : wants people to win
[2026-04-20 15:02:59] chotto_matte : BitMEX_Chet: thank you for the info!
[2026-04-20 15:03:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 777.5000 SUI @ 0.9343 ($726.50)
[2026-04-20 15:03:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1800 USD @ 74838.1
[2026-04-20 15:03:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 5 Cont @ 2284.03 ($854.74)
[2026-04-20 15:03:57] BitMEX_Chet : bmagic: Yeah orderbook is still publishing the full data set. So nothing related to trades is actually impacted, but I totally understand that trade data is critical here
[2026-04-20 15:04:47] bmagic : BitMEX_Chet: its fine - if i was losing i'd have no one to blame but myself haha
[2026-04-20 15:05:27] bmagic : the order books always been consistently good. probably own one downtime for me in last 8 years
[2026-04-20 15:07:55] Gandalf the Grey : My chart is not working
[2026-04-20 15:07:59] Gandalf the Grey : anyone else or just me
[2026-04-20 15:08:02] Gandalf the Grey : it is not updating
[2026-04-20 15:08:40] ScatScalp : /since ``` :bitmex: ScatScalp has been on BitMEX since Dec 10, 2019. ```
[2026-04-20 15:10:55] Chelle : Hehe
[2026-04-20 15:11:02] Chelle : /since ``` :bitmex: Chelle has been on BitMEX since Mar 15, 2018. ```
[2026-04-20 15:11:23] _fred bloggs : Gandalf the Grey: They are working on it
[2026-04-20 15:11:57] GodBleesYou : LoL what a swing <3
[2026-04-20 15:12:09] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i think it is a bug on bitmex
[2026-04-20 15:12:16] GodBleesYou : it happen to me only on sol chart
[2026-04-20 15:12:19] thankyousomuch : strategy liquidated again :pepeb:
[2026-04-20 15:12:51] ScatScalp : Chelle: hehehe niceee
[2026-04-20 15:14:34] Chelle : Swing he said 😂
[2026-04-20 15:15:01] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 35,000 USD @ 74853.1008 ```
[2026-04-20 15:15:11] PeacenLuv : 1 time 1 time kapoww my longs will work
[2026-04-20 15:16:53] PeacenLuv : im waiting for btc lonfunding confirmation zux i wanna hammer it
[2026-04-20 15:17:23] PeacenLuv : u guys shud buy btc before i do next time
[2026-04-20 15:17:44] GodBleesYou : Omg bears...
[2026-04-20 15:17:50] GodBleesYou : it is trap after trap
[2026-04-20 15:17:53] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-20 15:18:09] GodBleesYou : you poor souls...
[2026-04-20 15:18:14] GodBleesYou : gonna short 3000% pump
[2026-04-20 15:18:18] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-20 15:18:36] GodBleesYou : but all good bitcoin is a scam <3
[2026-04-20 15:18:41] PeacenLuv : prolly a 1k usd trail longstops gunna werk finally
[2026-04-20 15:19:29] PeacenLuv : im looking at my familiez future im a family man
[2026-04-20 15:19:58] PeacenLuv : machiavelli said mans wers weakness is a lady
[2026-04-20 15:21:01] PeacenLuv : 😦i got nuthin againzt gettin vukked though
[2026-04-20 15:21:10] thankyousomuch : bear market below 100k is good
[2026-04-20 15:21:49] bmagic : GodBleesYou: it will dump in about 4 to 6 hours
[2026-04-20 15:22:00] GodBleesYou : poor souls...
[2026-04-20 15:22:02] bmagic : america just pumping it back to 75500 before close
[2026-04-20 15:22:08] bmagic : so basically no movement
[2026-04-20 15:22:16] bmagic : just whitewashing iranian bitcoin
[2026-04-20 15:22:48] BitMEX_Chet : Chart should be fixed
[2026-04-20 15:22:55] BitMEX_Chet : please refresh
[2026-04-20 15:23:28] Gandalf the Grey : It is good now thx
[2026-04-20 15:24:28] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Chet: on sol as well
[2026-04-20 15:24:33] GodBleesYou : it always freeze
[2026-04-20 15:24:36] GodBleesYou : sol ustd
[2026-04-20 15:24:51] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 33,000 USD @ 75935.3335 ```
[2026-04-20 15:24:54] Gandalf the Grey : GANDALF Resist
[2026-04-20 15:24:55] BitMEX_Chet : GodBleesYou: generally, or was like literally stuck for an hour or so?
[2026-04-20 15:24:56] GodBleesYou : the candles freeze but the market price line stay @BitMEX_Chet
[2026-04-20 15:25:11] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Chet: it always get stuck after some time i look at it
[2026-04-20 15:25:11] BitMEX_Chet : GodBleesYou: yeah refresh your page and it should be good now
[2026-04-20 15:25:15] GodBleesYou : only on sol ustd
[2026-04-20 15:27:52] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: such brave man
[2026-04-20 15:27:55] GodBleesYou : <#
[2026-04-20 15:27:57] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-20 15:28:10] PeacenLuv : crypto is solid like a rock i knew it u cant beat it u gotta join it
[2026-04-20 15:28:18] Gandalf the Grey : wass pissed at 73k
[2026-04-20 15:28:21] Gandalf the Grey : dumb bearas
[2026-04-20 15:28:22] BitMEX_Chet : GodBleesYou: ah yeah I'm not seeing updates on SOLUSDT. Will bring it back to the team
[2026-04-20 15:28:30] PeacenLuv : im vukin veelin it boss
[2026-04-20 15:28:37] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Chet: thanks love
[2026-04-20 15:30:22] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-20 15:30:33] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: Fixed. Cheers
[2026-04-20 15:35:32] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 75616.6538 ```
[2026-04-20 15:37:13] kjzsbtby : nice sell
[2026-04-20 15:38:09] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -30,000 USD @ 75598.361 ```
[2026-04-20 15:39:05] Shawn-Williams : will go up guys- m saying this since morning
[2026-04-20 15:39:09] Shawn-Williams : will go up
[2026-04-20 15:39:14] Shawn-Williams : do not short here
[2026-04-20 15:40:37] Shawn-Williams : gimme that straight line up
[2026-04-20 15:40:49] bmagic : i should add
[2026-04-20 15:41:14] Gandalf the Grey : shorting is high cortisol activity
[2026-04-20 15:41:18] Gandalf the Grey : longing is chiiiil
[2026-04-20 15:41:37] bmagic : its ok i'm not committed to the short at this level
[2026-04-20 15:42:19] Gandalf the Grey : thong pattern on 1m
[2026-04-20 15:44:56] PeacenLuv : long entry 75630 let the games begin btc fully bully lezgohh bullish dip longittup