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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-04-20 00:17:00] thankyousomuch : Pullheheheheh :arthur: ⬇️⬇️ [2026-04-20 00:18:58] thankyousomuch : ⏬⏬Pullrun [2026-04-20 00:20:23] nylon123 : here wen not go 😂 [2026-04-20 00:21:47] MOCROMED : time to short [2026-04-20 00:22:21] nylon123 : bullrun ended [2026-04-20 00:23:14] nylon123 : finish [2026-04-20 00:27:06] chotto_matte : time to put the fries in the bag [2026-04-20 00:27:09] nylon123 : Bullrun stop because start [2026-04-20 00:31:07] nylon123 : go lot higher than i can resell more of ghat SHIT [2026-04-20 00:33:06] Symphoenix : that's the way hey hey I like it ! [2026-04-20 00:44:13] GodBleesYou : BearMex <3 [2026-04-20 00:44:46] GodBleesYou : it wanna pump [2026-04-20 00:44:49] GodBleesYou : but it dumped [2026-04-20 00:45:03] GodBleesYou : :arthur: [2026-04-20 00:54:11] speedwell : Let's see if a launch pad can be built here. [2026-04-20 00:54:34] speedwell : next 24hrs [2026-04-20 00:56:15] Symphoenix : NOW ! [2026-04-20 00:56:20] Symphoenix : up up up [2026-04-20 00:57:59] Symphoenix : The ART of TIMING ! [2026-04-20 01:02:28] PeacenLuv : whos counting barrelz of oil and ounces of gold im counting bitcoins [2026-04-20 01:03:23] PeacenLuv : 😅wer at 3 qrtrz of a hunny off 1 and a qrtr . thats good [2026-04-20 01:06:51] PeacenLuv : i gezz i could sell my btc for local fed currenceez where i travel [2026-04-20 01:07:41] PeacenLuv : ya gotta sellnit or nuthin [2026-04-20 01:15:06] BlissRP : bmagic 0/100 trade accuracy last week [2026-04-20 01:15:08] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-04-20 01:15:23] BlissRP : worse than shawn [2026-04-20 01:16:58] speedwell : He made 100 trades? [2026-04-20 01:17:18] BlissRP : probably more [2026-04-20 01:17:20] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-04-20 01:18:04] speedwell : B, high frequency trader, Magic [2026-04-20 01:18:31] BlissRP : thats what happens when you chase leaderboards instead of good trades [2026-04-20 01:19:03] speedwell : what's your current read. Long? [2026-04-20 01:19:34] BlissRP : i still have 30% of my shorts just in case the bombs start dropping [2026-04-20 01:19:53] BlissRP : but enough pain could have been inflicted for some sympathy momentum to start [2026-04-20 01:20:05] BlissRP : we shall see [2026-04-20 01:20:10] BlissRP : sol got crushed [2026-04-20 01:20:37] speedwell : I see a day or so of digestion of the last move, then the next move, and I think continuation up. [2026-04-20 01:21:04] BlissRP : it would certainly be more fun to reach 80's before the inevitable 50% drop to end the cycle [2026-04-20 01:21:10] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-04-20 01:22:00] speedwell : in 22' it touched the 200ma D [2026-04-20 01:22:18] speedwell : that would be cool. [2026-04-20 01:22:26] BlissRP : +1 ser [2026-04-20 01:25:14] nylon123 : same. keep 20k short forever in case [2026-04-20 01:34:48] GodBleesYou : LoL full reversal jajaja [2026-04-20 01:36:07] GodBleesYou : bears are sleeping... [2026-04-20 02:30:41] thankyousomuch : KelpDao hacked [2026-04-20 02:30:50] thankyousomuch : bullrun to 50k [2026-04-20 02:31:28] thankyousomuch : GodBleesYou: bulls are running [2026-04-20 02:32:02] thankyousomuch : in a circle [2026-04-20 02:38:16] MANsa_MOONsa : L O W E R [2026-04-20 02:39:26] thankyousomuch : Hire :arthur: [2026-04-20 02:42:55] nylon123 : to bitcoin: moona said you should go llower. so go lower and hold your little stinky mouth [2026-04-20 02:44:03] nylon123 : it stinks so much [2026-04-20 02:54:14] nylon123 : bitcoins LITTLE stinky MOUTH [2026-04-20 03:17:55] PeacenLuv : 😄 [2026-04-20 03:18:02] PeacenLuv : 😄 [2026-04-20 03:25:59] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-04-20 04:14:36] bmagic : Lower!!!!! [2026-04-20 04:15:07] bmagic : BlissRP: i know you joking cause if u are ur jealous [2026-04-20 04:15:53] bmagic : Ive had over 96% hit rate [2026-04-20 04:16:12] bmagic : U just not paying attention sir [2026-04-20 04:41:34] PeacenLuv : 😦i just dont get it 3 qrtrz of the werld population wouldnt know wat to do with 1 barrel of oil bitcoin 1 different [2026-04-20 04:42:06] PeacenLuv : long stops 74508 going up [2026-04-20 04:43:42] Gandalf the Grey : Donald gonna steal all of our moneys [2026-04-20 04:48:10] bmagic : Ceasefire ceased? [2026-04-20 04:49:59] Gandalf the Grey : Just ask Baron if he wants to long or short and his daddy gonna move the market for good entreeee [2026-04-20 04:50:53] Gandalf the Grey : Long everything here 10x [2026-04-20 04:51:00] Gandalf the Grey : we gonna attack 80k this week [2026-04-20 04:55:12] PeacenLuv : im lovin the green 6hr off anuthr bottom [2026-04-20 04:55:21] PeacenLuv : longs onlee [2026-04-20 04:57:28] PeacenLuv : Shedding Skin Pantera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jpBdsEKxpo btc bullish [2026-04-20 04:58:30] PeacenLuv : 5min tunnel abov at 74666 [2026-04-20 04:58:36] PeacenLuv : 😳 [2026-04-20 05:03:39] PeacenLuv : btfd 5min lezgohh [2026-04-20 05:07:30] PeacenLuv : Supaman -Illuminatives Supaman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fb3K14nXcw pumpittup btc [2026-04-20 05:11:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 17600 USD @ 74299.2 [2026-04-20 05:13:32] PeacenLuv : TOOL - Disposition, Reflection, Triad pumpittup btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uciIne8Fgik [2026-04-20 05:17:44] BlissRP : bmagic: why not 100% ser? [2026-04-20 05:17:56] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-04-20 05:25:34] PeacenLuv : btfd long entry 74210 [2026-04-20 05:25:42] PeacenLuv : lezgohh [2026-04-20 05:27:21] PeacenLuv : lomg the5min xbtusd it bottomed [2026-04-20 05:30:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0047 XBT @ 74112 ($348.51) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-20 05:39:41] PeacenLuv : 5 candleson my 5minn [2026-04-20 05:39:54] PeacenLuv : 1z forming place yur bets [2026-04-20 05:40:29] PeacenLuv : 5 dun 4 red 1 green odds decreasing [2026-04-20 05:40:48] PeacenLuv : things change 4 to 1 [2026-04-20 05:41:54] PeacenLuv : ooooohhhhhweeeehhh btc lezgohhhh [2026-04-20 05:42:33] PeacenLuv : theres a crotch [2026-04-20 05:42:49] PeacenLuv : zigzag point of no return btc [2026-04-20 05:43:20] PeacenLuv : 74177 [2026-04-20 05:44:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 478 XRP @ 1.3978 ($668.17) [2026-04-20 05:46:20] PeacenLuv : ooooohhhhfffff 5min ummphh [2026-04-20 05:48:27] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -15,000 USD @ 74615.2 ``` [2026-04-20 05:48:32] bmagic : Bmagic strikes again [2026-04-20 05:48:39] bmagic : BlissRP: cause im a noob [2026-04-20 05:48:52] bmagic : I tend to be asleep during my losses [2026-04-20 05:49:02] bmagic : Or out for an unplanned dinner or lunch [2026-04-20 05:49:30] bmagic : Lost 2k during lunch the other day cause price flipped 120% during my dinner [2026-04-20 05:49:37] bmagic : Dinner* [2026-04-20 05:49:53] bmagic : was smoking shisha and losing money hahaha [2026-04-20 06:04:25] Gandalf the Grey : It going up tho no [2026-04-20 06:04:27] Gandalf the Grey : why short [2026-04-20 06:04:34] Gandalf the Grey : just load for next move up [2026-04-20 06:09:56] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: was hedge against ceasefire cancellation but it stopped out anyway in profit [2026-04-20 06:16:15] hhkkh : what idiot is setting those 1M+ fake orders 😅 [2026-04-20 06:16:31] CaptainMooncoin : Where the hell is Werner with his bot???? [2026-04-20 06:16:57] CaptainMooncoin : Did the bot lose him his house or something? [2026-04-20 06:35:34] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 20,000 USD @ 74357.7 ``` [2026-04-20 06:41:12] Gandalf the Grey : Hormuz opened again xDDDDDD [2026-04-20 06:42:52] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-04-20 07:11:44] bmagic : bmagic: it opened over the weekend, so im waiting for it to close [2026-04-20 07:21:58] kjzsbtby : wtf with that jump [2026-04-20 07:24:02] Benobi : Ha bacl to delulu land. [2026-04-20 07:24:24] Benobi : Nothing. Just again the moonscammy trying to lure you [2026-04-20 07:24:50] Benobi : Closing he gap, grabing the overleveraged [2026-04-20 07:26:38] Benobi : 03 minutes left [2026-04-20 07:30:38] bmagic : Is a dump [2026-04-20 07:30:52] bmagic : Big dump [2026-04-20 07:31:00] bmagic : 75500 rejection not good for bulls [2026-04-20 07:31:34] Symphoenix : high, up ! [2026-04-20 07:36:14] Symphoenix : buy high now ! [2026-04-20 07:36:32] chotto_matte : and sell low so you can put the fries in the bag [2026-04-20 07:38:08] caex : 💢https://aje.news/3i78ht?update=4507079 [2026-04-20 07:40:47] caex : Iran has no plans for more talks with the US, says Foreign Ministry The Foreign Ministry spokesperson says Iran has no plans regarding a new round of talks with the US AMEN OIL +100$😍 [2026-04-20 07:40:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMMM [2026-04-20 07:41:42] Shawn-Williams : This will go up before US market open- get ready [2026-04-20 07:41:50] kjzsbtby : it touch my stop and went back down u.u [2026-04-20 07:41:56] Shawn-Williams : and it will go down or stay there once market open [2026-04-20 07:42:03] Shawn-Williams : but [2026-04-20 07:42:05] bmagic : Dumpageddon [2026-04-20 07:42:08] Shawn-Williams : this will go up before US open [2026-04-20 07:42:13] Shawn-Williams : ready for bet [2026-04-20 07:42:15] Shawn-Williams : anyone [2026-04-20 07:43:26] Shawn-Williams : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 4,000 USD @ 74850.2994 ``` [2026-04-20 07:43:31] bmagic : Just make your winnings by trading and betting against BTCHandicap [2026-04-20 07:43:52] Shawn-Williams : open for bets on this call [2026-04-20 07:43:58] Shawn-Williams : we will go up before US market open [2026-04-20 07:44:01] Shawn-Williams : 00% [2026-04-20 07:44:04] Shawn-Williams : 100% [2026-04-20 07:44:05] caex : The ceasefire ends from tuesday to wednesday, and they will likely resume attacks. [2026-04-20 07:44:25] Shawn-Williams : caex: exactly. warning issued. market will fall on opening [2026-04-20 07:44:36] Shawn-Williams : btc knows this and positioning [2026-04-20 07:44:46] Shawn-Williams : positioning* [2026-04-20 07:45:27] Shawn-Williams : I don't know much but before US open- we will go beyond 76400 [2026-04-20 07:45:35] Shawn-Williams : and I am open for bet [2026-04-20 07:45:46] Shawn-Williams : if anyone think or say its not possible [2026-04-20 07:46:16] Shawn-Williams : 100% and not even 99% [2026-04-20 07:46:39] Gandalf the Grey : Release bad news so plebs short it [2026-04-20 07:46:43] Gandalf the Grey : then PUMP EEEEET [2026-04-20 07:47:17] Shawn-Williams : well, whether it go up or if it go down- people always manage to lose money ASAP [2026-04-20 07:47:22] chotto_matte : it's interesting bc if it rises I will surely get a buy signal on my algo before US opens [2026-04-20 07:48:51] Shawn-Williams : I am making my own guild and separate buy sell signal + copy trade account for my guy [2026-04-20 07:48:55] Shawn-Williams : guys* [2026-04-20 07:49:29] Shawn-Williams : its clearly evident that it will go up but then also few idiots will lose money- I can bet that [2026-04-20 07:50:07] speedwell : what does yesterdays candle look like to everybody else [2026-04-20 07:50:19] caex : indiana jones down [2026-04-20 07:50:22] speedwell : I have big upper wick no body [2026-04-20 07:50:57] Shawn-Williams : get ready guys- few hours- only up up and up [2026-04-20 07:55:58] caex : But if Trump wants to manipulate the market, let him everything has its limits. And with the S&P 500 hitting a new ATH and positive news from Iran, things could flip fast.😘 [2026-04-20 07:56:22] Shawn-Williams : caex: new order hit hyperliquid today [2026-04-20 07:56:33] caex : 😊 [2026-04-20 07:56:55] Shawn-Williams : caex: some ecosystem have some certainty+ something [2026-04-20 07:57:12] Shawn-Williams : but m telling you- people will manage to lose money- no matter what [2026-04-20 07:58:16] Shawn-Williams : Do not forget to say thank you to me after few hours - those who long here [2026-04-20 07:58:51] caex : OK [2026-04-20 08:00:28] caex : Whales on BitMEX will clean up this market like on October 10 — give it a single direction.Thank you😊 [2026-04-20 08:03:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : we go down very hard [2026-04-20 08:11:14] Shawn-Williams : Dr.van_Doom666: we will surely, we will. But not for few hours or may be tomorrow or day after. We will go down very very hard but not now [2026-04-20 08:18:01] Shawn-Williams : U turn [2026-04-20 08:20:03] Shawn-Williams : Haha and Ha HA HA [2026-04-20 08:28:49] Dr.van_Doom666 : 40k will not hold [2026-04-20 08:37:16] Gandalf the Grey : New competition today [2026-04-20 08:37:22] Gandalf the Grey : we can measure cocks again [2026-04-20 08:37:23] Gandalf the Grey : good [2026-04-20 08:38:34] Gandalf the Grey : we pumping since april [2026-04-20 08:38:37] Gandalf the Grey : have faith kurwa [2026-04-20 08:38:40] Gandalf the Grey : 90k coming [2026-04-20 08:42:33] Shawn-Williams : it will go down but not when people know it will go down [2026-04-20 08:42:54] Shawn-Williams : upside is to keep masses off balance [2026-04-20 08:47:01] 45th_blown_account : :doge: [2026-04-20 08:52:32] Shawn-Williams : up and up guys [2026-04-20 08:58:13] bmagic : Show me the up [2026-04-20 08:58:17] bmagic : Show me the up!!! [2026-04-20 09:07:15] Shawn-Williams : don't forget to say thank you after few hours guys- make sure you remember this. Gave you 100% sure shot signal [2026-04-20 09:07:48] Gandalf the Grey : Bear about to eat only rice cakes [2026-04-20 09:33:53] bmagic : Dump it or pump it [2026-04-20 09:34:00] bmagic : Nobody cares [2026-04-20 09:34:03] bmagic : Everybody wins [2026-04-20 09:36:56] neki : fuck it [2026-04-20 09:37:03] neki : this is 80k by eod [2026-04-20 09:39:31] bmagic : U think Dumpmerica will pump it when they are fighting with Iran? [2026-04-20 09:46:15] bluemaster : I don;t know are we going up or down but one think is set in a stone , NET long for how long I am alive and Bitcoin will never go to the moon without me :me: [2026-04-20 09:47:26] bluemaster : /position xbtusd Market Maker will never shake me out ............ ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 123,000 USD @ 72116.7715 ``` [2026-04-20 09:47:31] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.3572 XBT RPNL, 0.0708 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-20 09:47:39] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ``` [2026-04-20 09:47:49] bluemaster : /pnl xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 0.0086 XBT RPNL, 0.2424 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-20 10:38:28] bmagic : bluemaster: i think we go up until we go down [2026-04-20 10:38:37] bmagic : Then we go down then up [2026-04-20 10:38:50] bmagic : Then down down prices are down [2026-04-20 10:45:53] bmagic : This price is going go pop up pre-market [2026-04-20 10:54:46] bmagic : Puamp it :bog: [2026-04-20 11:06:09] bmagic : what are we even doing [2026-04-20 11:06:12] bmagic : why are we still below 80k [2026-04-20 11:07:48] bmagic : Bitcoin has entered ceasedump negotiations with Saylormoon [2026-04-20 11:34:20] Shawn-Williams : goin up guys [2026-04-20 11:34:22] Shawn-Williams : wait for me [2026-04-20 11:34:31] Shawn-Williams : fuck no one bet today [2026-04-20 11:34:54] Shawn-Williams : but make sure we will go down and super down [2026-04-20 11:36:51] GodBleesYou : LoL CRYPTO WTF [2026-04-20 11:39:10] Shawn-Williams : well i told you in advance. Enjy uprise- atleast till US market open as US is about to fall today [2026-04-20 11:39:27] Shawn-Williams : crypto will fall after 2-3 days [2026-04-20 11:48:54] GodBleesYou : Shawn-Williams: STO TALKING [2026-04-20 11:48:58] GodBleesYou : GO away!! [2026-04-20 11:49:10] GodBleesYou : we dont want you here [2026-04-20 11:56:07] bmagic : i want shawn here [2026-04-20 11:58:27] Benobi : Yes me too [2026-04-20 11:59:07] Benobi : But Shawn, the up is bot very visible so far. I opened a long on XRP and im not so confident it will close in profit [2026-04-20 12:23:08] PeacenLuv : long entry 75530 [2026-04-20 12:23:59] Gjergj : :bog: :rocket: [2026-04-20 12:24:05] Gjergj : i can smell $100k [2026-04-20 12:25:35] PeeGee : @bitmex_james: can the stop loss please be fixed, its bugged, and theres no right click stop loss anymore [2026-04-20 12:26:03] thankyousomuch : tomorrow bear market monday [2026-04-20 12:26:15] thankyousomuch : Gjergj: life below 100k :pepe: [2026-04-20 12:28:55] thankyousomuch : i feel the bullrun below 100k [2026-04-20 12:28:56] thankyousomuch : lol [2026-04-20 12:29:59] bmagic : 75900 will keep me satisfied [2026-04-20 12:33:51] bmagic : Bitmex charts very buggy these days [2026-04-20 12:33:54] bmagic : Me no like [2026-04-20 12:35:48] bmagic : I would appreciate 77k [2026-04-20 12:36:03] bmagic : 75800 will do [2026-04-20 12:40:20] GodBleesYou : So only moo once again? [2026-04-20 12:40:47] GodBleesYou : bmagic: but he always counter the trends ..... [2026-04-20 12:40:51] GodBleesYou : always.... [2026-04-20 12:41:12] GodBleesYou : Benobi: you waited for 69k that never came.... [2026-04-20 12:41:25] GodBleesYou : while i told you for 3 days long it long it long it [2026-04-20 12:41:36] GodBleesYou : even bears here turned bulls [2026-04-20 12:41:40] GodBleesYou : and no.. [2026-04-20 12:42:02] GodBleesYou : so i will tell you again.. [2026-04-20 12:42:06] GodBleesYou : ignore everything [2026-04-20 12:42:14] GodBleesYou : 2026 end bullish year [2026-04-20 12:42:17] GodBleesYou : jew power [2026-04-20 12:45:45] bmagic : hmm i don't this is going to drop until 90k [2026-04-20 12:45:59] bmagic : 80k tonight is likely [2026-04-20 12:47:28] bmagic : S [2026-04-20 12:47:28] bmagic : E [2026-04-20 12:47:29] bmagic : N [2026-04-20 12:47:30] bmagic : D [2026-04-20 12:47:31] bmagic : I [2026-04-20 12:47:31] bmagic : T [2026-04-20 12:47:38] bmagic : :rocket: [2026-04-20 12:47:40] bmagic : :bog: [2026-04-20 12:47:45] bmagic : :doge: [2026-04-20 12:49:06] blaster33 : Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin [2026-04-20 12:49:09] blaster33 : :arthur: [2026-04-20 12:50:15] bmagic : its about time i got rekt [2026-04-20 12:50:17] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 40,000 USD @ 75180.0562 ``` [2026-04-20 13:11:44] Shawn-Williams : 76400 is my target [2026-04-20 13:12:26] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: copy trade and guild will be ready in 2-3 days [2026-04-20 13:23:35] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: I have backtested my bot and have 92.77% success rate. I am going to be implementing that. If you do not want to invest the serious money then also its fine and just copy the trade with 200-300 bucks and see it grow [2026-04-20 13:23:53] Benobi : sounds great [2026-04-20 13:24:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 75041.8 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-20 13:25:04] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: going to be ready till 24th of April and you can join my guild too. Will keep you posted here [2026-04-20 13:25:55] Shawn-Williams : for today I have 76400 target. fingers crossed [2026-04-20 13:27:24] Benobi : great, cheers [2026-04-20 13:27:33] 45th_blown_account : it would be a bummer if it went 20k from here :arthur: [2026-04-20 13:31:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 74954.2 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-20 13:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0808 XBT @ 74862.3 ($6,051.86) [2026-04-20 13:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 75 Cont @ 2303.98 ($12,942.47) - Be water. Become liquidity. [2026-04-20 13:33:28] bmagic : this price action sucks for high leverage [2026-04-20 13:33:31] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 30,000 USD @ 75040.1465 ``` [2026-04-20 13:33:35] bmagic : good luck all [2026-04-20 13:35:43] bluemaster : bmagic: any price action sucks for high leverage [2026-04-20 13:36:53] bmagic : bluemaster: this is true [2026-04-20 13:37:24] bluemaster : I hope they dump more [2026-04-20 13:37:43] Gandalf the Grey : you just need to know where to enter lol [2026-04-20 13:37:48] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 120,000 USD @ 72116.7715 ``` [2026-04-20 13:37:53] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ``` [2026-04-20 13:38:01] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.3591 XBT RPNL, 0.0718 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-20 13:38:20] bluemaster : /pnl xbtm26 it is not much but is honest work :pepe: ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 0.0086 XBT RPNL, 0.2450 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-20 13:38:25] bluemaster : :pepe: [2026-04-20 13:45:59] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: <3 [2026-04-20 13:46:04] GodBleesYou : we might have hope [2026-04-20 13:46:18] GodBleesYou : shawan is bullish so we might get a dump [2026-04-20 14:01:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LITUSDT`: Sell 1250 LIT @ 0.9091 ($1,136.25) [2026-04-20 14:04:23] bmagic : nah i see 77k [2026-04-20 14:04:26] bmagic : i se eit [2026-04-20 14:04:33] bmagic : doesn't mean we will hit it though [2026-04-20 14:04:35] bmagic : i see it [2026-04-20 14:05:01] _fred bloggs : Anyone having an issue with the chart not updating? [2026-04-20 14:06:34] bmagic : _fred bloggs: yes it fkin suck balls [2026-04-20 14:06:38] bmagic : i fkin hate it [2026-04-20 14:07:21] _fred bloggs : Current price and bar is always wrong [2026-04-20 14:08:27] BitMEX_Chet : _fred bloggs: what issue are you seeing? What are you trying to trade? [2026-04-20 14:08:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 10 Cont @ 2297.83 ($1,725.85) [2026-04-20 14:09:10] BitMEX_Chet : I've also just released some improvements for the chart, could you try refreshing your page and checking if it's better now? [2026-04-20 14:09:40] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: BTCUSDT - Price is not updating on the chart and current bar is also not updating. Tried clearing browser history/cache. Also tried different browser. Same issue [2026-04-20 14:11:27] _fred bloggs : Still same after reset and refresh [2026-04-20 14:12:34] BitMEX_Chet : _fred bloggs: got it, will get it resolved asap [2026-04-20 14:12:49] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: Cheers [2026-04-20 14:12:50] bmagic : doesn't help this price action is cancer [2026-04-20 14:12:53] bmagic : and the charts not updating [2026-04-20 14:15:38] GreedyBastard : _fred bloggs: Very very very often yes, I resolve to changeing timeframes and even closing the app extremely frequently just to keep charts miving, extremely annoyin [2026-04-20 14:17:42] _fred bloggs : GreedyBastard: Timeframe change doesn't work for me [2026-04-20 14:18:38] bmagic : if Bitmex pumps the market to 77k i'll forgive them [2026-04-20 14:20:47] BitMEX_Chet : bmagic: I want my bags to go up as much as you do [2026-04-20 14:21:06] bmagic : BitMEX_Chet: i want your bags [2026-04-20 14:21:17] 45th_blown_account : BitMEX_Chet: heavy BMEX bags :arthur: [2026-04-20 14:22:34] PeacenLuv : 😬long entry btc 75450 pumpittup lezgohh [2026-04-20 14:22:41] Shawn-Williams : ready for straight line [2026-04-20 14:22:42] BitMEX_Chet : ok the thing that I thought would fix it didn't do it. When did the charts first stop updating quickly? [2026-04-20 14:22:59] PeacenLuv : 7544p0* [2026-04-20 14:23:18] PeacenLuv : *75440 [2026-04-20 14:23:27] bmagic : BitMEX_Chet: days agp [2026-04-20 14:23:31] bmagic : days ago [2026-04-20 14:23:34] bmagic : but worse than ever today [2026-04-20 14:23:34] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: I only noticed it a few hours ago [2026-04-20 14:24:07] BitMEX_Chet : Ok, so I pushed back to the hour old version, we could go back to yesterday [2026-04-20 14:25:19] Gjergj : i can smell 100 keks [2026-04-20 14:25:32] Gjergj : BitMEX_Chet: can u smell it [2026-04-20 14:26:06] Gjergj : :bog: orders from :arthur: he needs new ferrari. press short squeeze button.exe [2026-04-20 14:26:12] Gjergj : BitMEX_Chet: [2026-04-20 14:26:19] Shawn-Williams : give me the straight line as tomorrow or day after it has to go down [2026-04-20 14:26:27] Shawn-Williams : so atleast let me him go up [2026-04-20 14:26:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 3210 DOGE @ 0.0953 ($306.07) [2026-04-20 14:26:50] Gjergj : :rocket: [2026-04-20 14:29:12] bmagic : BitMEX_Chet: was that you giving me 75800? [2026-04-20 14:29:13] bmagic : thankyou sir [2026-04-20 14:29:55] BitMEX_Chet : bmagic: I do what I can [2026-04-20 14:30:08] bmagic : ok time to 66k [2026-04-20 14:30:15] bmagic : we all deserve cheap bitty [2026-04-20 14:30:26] bmagic : and we all know it dumps as soon as Saylor buys [2026-04-20 14:30:29] bmagic : Dumpmerica [2026-04-20 14:31:44] bmagic : this is the heaviest pump i've traded in a while [2026-04-20 14:31:47] bmagic : its going to dump [2026-04-20 14:32:40] BitMEX_Chet : Are people having issues with the charts in EU/UK? [2026-04-20 14:33:25] bmagic : people struggle to read in general in the EU/UK [2026-04-20 14:33:41] bmagic : jokes my european friends [2026-04-20 14:33:44] bmagic : give me some banter [2026-04-20 14:34:08] al guul : i nevr lernt eet [2026-04-20 14:34:31] bmagic : al guul: hehehehe [2026-04-20 14:34:38] thankyousomuch : bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started [2026-04-20 14:34:41] bmagic : dump it my friends [2026-04-20 14:34:47] bmagic : thankyousomuch: right on time u knowi t [2026-04-20 14:35:08] thankyousomuch : 100x short since 9 years [2026-04-20 14:35:09] bmagic : 74400 hold would be bullish [2026-04-20 14:35:11] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-04-20 14:35:24] bmagic : 72k setup though [2026-04-20 14:35:30] bmagic : nasty hns [2026-04-20 14:35:34] Shawn-Williams : a nice nice straight line on upside can appear anytime [2026-04-20 14:36:04] bmagic : a nice red dildo can appear behind u anytime [2026-04-20 14:36:19] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -25,000 USD @ 75503 ``` [2026-04-20 14:36:56] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: I'm UK [2026-04-20 14:37:35] BitMEX_Chet : _fred bloggs: Does it work if you open an incognito windown/aren't logged in? [2026-04-20 14:38:49] _fred bloggs : BitMEX_Chet: Yes it does [2026-04-20 14:39:10] bmagic : _fred bloggs: so what ur saying is you're being targeted [2026-04-20 14:39:20] bmagic : you are being manipulated [2026-04-20 14:39:27] _fred bloggs : bmagic: I blame the president [2026-04-20 14:39:41] bmagic : he would do that wouldn't he [2026-04-20 14:39:43] Shawn-Williams : bmagic: man you keep losing money. change you habit so atleast you can see few bucks positive. Have you ever took a single penny withdrawl. I mean how come man- Take it easy. Don't be so hard on life. You can lose slowly [2026-04-20 14:39:49] Shawn-Williams : why always losing so fast [2026-04-20 14:39:59] Shawn-Williams : sleep on profits for sometime and no matter how small [2026-04-20 14:40:02] bmagic : Shawn-Williams: did i break you? [2026-04-20 14:40:25] Shawn-Williams : bmagic: no no, don't take me wrong. m worried for you [2026-04-20 14:40:52] Shawn-Williams : forget about my dildo but please take care of your balls ma man. both are important [2026-04-20 14:41:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 0.9262 ($6.97) [2026-04-20 14:41:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 75274.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-20 14:41:23] Shawn-Williams : -- we will go up [2026-04-20 14:41:28] bmagic : Shawn-Williams: good [2026-04-20 14:41:37] bmagic : see u down low [2026-04-20 14:41:43] bmagic : then up high [2026-04-20 14:42:11] chotto_matte : we can all put the fries in the bag together [2026-04-20 14:43:02] PeacenLuv : long entry 75247 [2026-04-20 14:43:11] chotto_matte : I can't believe it dumped right before my buy signal [2026-04-20 14:43:15] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh btc [2026-04-20 14:43:25] bmagic : chotto_matte: it hasn't dumped yet [2026-04-20 14:43:50] thankyousomuch : bullrun has ended, 50k [2026-04-20 14:44:11] PeacenLuv : adding longs xbtusdperp [2026-04-20 14:44:15] Shawn-Williams : these consecutive trough and crest clearly signaling a move is about to come - possibly a straight line anytime on upside [2026-04-20 14:44:16] chotto_matte : I mean it retraced a little before my buy signal, about 3 times by now [2026-04-20 14:45:26] bmagic : chotto_matte: traditionally its a sign of key resistance and failure [2026-04-20 14:45:27] thankyousomuch : bullrun ended with a start :pepe: [2026-04-20 14:45:35] bmagic : but Shawn here thinks big moon [2026-04-20 14:45:39] bmagic : so 50/50 [2026-04-20 14:45:43] thankyousomuch : 50k [2026-04-20 14:45:44] bmagic : cause Shawns always right or wrong [2026-04-20 14:45:50] chotto_matte : bmagic: that's what I'm thinking, lots of rejections [2026-04-20 14:46:07] bmagic : chotto_matte: this is similar price action to the 2018 bear market top [2026-04-20 14:46:08] thankyousomuch : much minimum wage [2026-04-20 14:46:11] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-04-20 14:46:16] bmagic : but bulls still think bull [2026-04-20 14:46:34] thankyousomuch : who cares about nulls [2026-04-20 14:46:35] bmagic : anyway all depends on your trading plan [2026-04-20 14:46:49] bmagic : long here can be good for some [2026-04-20 14:46:51] chotto_matte : I switch trade so it doesn't matter which way to me [2026-04-20 14:47:01] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -30,000 USD @ 75491.6393 ``` [2026-04-20 14:47:07] bmagic : i'm just going to get rekt [2026-04-20 14:47:12] chotto_matte : bmagic: 50/50 [2026-04-20 14:47:36] bmagic : i like 75500 as key resistance [2026-04-20 14:47:48] bmagic : and i called 77600 so i'm happy it failed close to there [2026-04-20 14:48:13] bmagic : i made a good amount longing 74400 [2026-04-20 14:48:33] bmagic : i lost 2k though buy holding a long here at 100x lev [2026-04-20 14:48:58] bmagic : flipped short too early [2026-04-20 14:49:02] chotto_matte : 100x 💀 [2026-04-20 14:50:09] chotto_matte : I only trade through my AI algorithm now, so far 70% success rate with this choppy poo [2026-04-20 14:50:21] bmagic : i pretty much only 100x here [2026-04-20 14:50:24] bmagic : 50 or 100 [2026-04-20 14:51:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 75073.2 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-04-20 14:52:03] thankyousomuch : the end [2026-04-20 14:52:20] bmagic : its a 72k setup [2026-04-20 14:52:25] chotto_matte : ahhh my candles aren't updating anymore wth, first time I've seen this on here [2026-04-20 14:52:25] bmagic : so this will probably hit 73k something [2026-04-20 14:52:25] thankyousomuch : longs wont have green acandle again :pepe: [2026-04-20 14:53:39] bmagic : GodBleesYou: dump time [2026-04-20 14:53:55] bmagic : bluemaster: dumpageddon [2026-04-20 14:55:03] bmagic : look - do not be surprised if this dumps hard [2026-04-20 14:55:09] bmagic : we are talking about American war tactics [2026-04-20 14:55:27] bmagic : economic failure during peace negotiations is there goal [2026-04-20 14:56:31] Gjergj : people use charts? [2026-04-20 14:56:37] Gjergj : SMASH THE GREEN BUTTON 100X [2026-04-20 14:56:40] Gjergj : :kek: [2026-04-20 14:56:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 1586.3000 SUI @ 0.9351 ($1,483.67) [2026-04-20 14:56:47] bmagic : Gjergj: i haven't opened a chart outside of bitmex in about 6 months [2026-04-20 14:56:55] Gjergj : lol [2026-04-20 14:57:04] bmagic : and since bitmex charts don't work i'm basically trading order book [2026-04-20 14:59:03] GodBleesYou : lol [2026-04-20 14:59:26] GodBleesYou : see @bmagic [2026-04-20 14:59:33] bmagic : the shawn effect [2026-04-20 14:59:35] GodBleesYou : see go down only beacuse he is here [2026-04-20 14:59:41] GodBleesYou : go away [2026-04-20 15:00:02] bmagic : i was long until he called long [2026-04-20 15:00:11] GodBleesYou : bmagic: same [2026-04-20 15:00:25] GodBleesYou : i closed 60& of the position the sec he said up [2026-04-20 15:00:27] GodBleesYou : jajajaaj [2026-04-20 15:00:39] bmagic : i don't what signal he sees that is consistently wrong [2026-04-20 15:00:53] GodBleesYou : bmagic: his mind [2026-04-20 15:00:58] bmagic : i don't think he trades his own signals [2026-04-20 15:01:00] bmagic : he makes money [2026-04-20 15:01:23] BitMEX_Chet : chotto_matte: we're having issues with the trade feed for all logged in users. We are working on a resolution ASAP. As a really hacky workaround you can use an incognito tab to get the updating data and place your trades in the logged in tab [2026-04-20 15:01:23] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh [2026-04-20 15:01:30] GodBleesYou : bmagic: when i was in the guild he always always lost [2026-04-20 15:01:54] PeacenLuv : Gjergj: ya smashitt vuk the charts [2026-04-20 15:02:31] bmagic : i like him though - he's consistent [2026-04-20 15:02:36] bmagic : which means trustworthy good guy [2026-04-20 15:02:57] bmagic : wants people to win [2026-04-20 15:02:59] chotto_matte : BitMEX_Chet: thank you for the info! [2026-04-20 15:03:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 777.5000 SUI @ 0.9343 ($726.50) [2026-04-20 15:03:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1800 USD @ 74838.1 [2026-04-20 15:03:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 5 Cont @ 2284.03 ($854.74) [2026-04-20 15:03:57] BitMEX_Chet : bmagic: Yeah orderbook is still publishing the full data set. So nothing related to trades is actually impacted, but I totally understand that trade data is critical here [2026-04-20 15:04:47] bmagic : BitMEX_Chet: its fine - if i was losing i'd have no one to blame but myself haha [2026-04-20 15:05:27] bmagic : the order books always been consistently good. probably own one downtime for me in last 8 years [2026-04-20 15:07:55] Gandalf the Grey : My chart is not working [2026-04-20 15:07:59] Gandalf the Grey : anyone else or just me [2026-04-20 15:08:02] Gandalf the Grey : it is not updating [2026-04-20 15:08:40] ScatScalp : /since ``` :bitmex: ScatScalp has been on BitMEX since Dec 10, 2019. ``` [2026-04-20 15:10:55] Chelle : Hehe [2026-04-20 15:11:02] Chelle : /since ``` :bitmex: Chelle has been on BitMEX since Mar 15, 2018. ``` [2026-04-20 15:11:23] _fred bloggs : Gandalf the Grey: They are working on it [2026-04-20 15:11:57] GodBleesYou : LoL what a swing <3 [2026-04-20 15:12:09] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i think it is a bug on bitmex [2026-04-20 15:12:16] GodBleesYou : it happen to me only on sol chart [2026-04-20 15:12:19] thankyousomuch : strategy liquidated again :pepeb: [2026-04-20 15:12:51] ScatScalp : Chelle: hehehe niceee [2026-04-20 15:14:34] Chelle : Swing he said 😂 [2026-04-20 15:15:01] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 35,000 USD @ 74853.1008 ``` [2026-04-20 15:15:11] PeacenLuv : 1 time 1 time kapoww my longs will work [2026-04-20 15:16:53] PeacenLuv : im waiting for btc lonfunding confirmation zux i wanna hammer it [2026-04-20 15:17:23] PeacenLuv : u guys shud buy btc before i do next time [2026-04-20 15:17:44] GodBleesYou : Omg bears... [2026-04-20 15:17:50] GodBleesYou : it is trap after trap [2026-04-20 15:17:53] GodBleesYou : :( [2026-04-20 15:18:09] GodBleesYou : you poor souls... [2026-04-20 15:18:14] GodBleesYou : gonna short 3000% pump [2026-04-20 15:18:18] GodBleesYou : :( [2026-04-20 15:18:36] GodBleesYou : but all good bitcoin is a scam <3 [2026-04-20 15:18:41] PeacenLuv : prolly a 1k usd trail longstops gunna werk finally [2026-04-20 15:19:29] PeacenLuv : im looking at my familiez future im a family man [2026-04-20 15:19:58] PeacenLuv : machiavelli said mans wers weakness is a lady [2026-04-20 15:21:01] PeacenLuv : 😦i got nuthin againzt gettin vukked though [2026-04-20 15:21:10] thankyousomuch : bear market below 100k is good [2026-04-20 15:21:49] bmagic : GodBleesYou: it will dump in about 4 to 6 hours [2026-04-20 15:22:00] GodBleesYou : poor souls... [2026-04-20 15:22:02] bmagic : america just pumping it back to 75500 before close [2026-04-20 15:22:08] bmagic : so basically no movement [2026-04-20 15:22:16] bmagic : just whitewashing iranian bitcoin [2026-04-20 15:22:48] BitMEX_Chet : Chart should be fixed [2026-04-20 15:22:55] BitMEX_Chet : please refresh [2026-04-20 15:23:28] Gandalf the Grey : It is good now thx [2026-04-20 15:24:28] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Chet: on sol as well [2026-04-20 15:24:33] GodBleesYou : it always freeze [2026-04-20 15:24:36] GodBleesYou : sol ustd [2026-04-20 15:24:51] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 33,000 USD @ 75935.3335 ``` [2026-04-20 15:24:54] Gandalf the Grey : GANDALF Resist [2026-04-20 15:24:55] BitMEX_Chet : GodBleesYou: generally, or was like literally stuck for an hour or so? [2026-04-20 15:24:56] GodBleesYou : the candles freeze but the market price line stay @BitMEX_Chet [2026-04-20 15:25:11] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Chet: it always get stuck after some time i look at it [2026-04-20 15:25:11] BitMEX_Chet : GodBleesYou: yeah refresh your page and it should be good now [2026-04-20 15:25:15] GodBleesYou : only on sol ustd [2026-04-20 15:27:52] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: such brave man