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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-04-16 04:45:30] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0009 XBT @ 75016.3 ($67.54) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-16 04:49:48] Gandalf the Grey : Soldier of Nasdaqistan are going haaard [2026-04-16 05:30:51] zzzdad : lol [2026-04-16 05:31:15] zzzdad : zzz [2026-04-16 05:55:50] bmagic : Who is getting liquidated longing the bullish impulse [2026-04-16 05:55:57] bmagic : Learn to play [2026-04-16 06:07:02] CaptainMooncoin : I wanna short this shit so bad [2026-04-16 06:07:41] bmagic : Do it [2026-04-16 06:11:17] speedwell : Fuel the belief rally! [2026-04-16 06:12:32] speedwell : this has to test 76k again yeah? [2026-04-16 06:13:51] iFinex_Scam : @admin you are 3 or 4 more bugs with the web ui to break the service entirely for normal web users like me now ochl chart data and timeframe dropdown menu gone for me [2026-04-16 06:16:06] iFinex_Scam : size drop down menu bugged [2026-04-16 06:19:43] iFinex_Scam : im the only retard using bitmex on web ? [2026-04-16 06:27:28] Gandalf the Grey : where else would you use it [2026-04-16 06:27:32] Gandalf the Grey : just web or app no [2026-04-16 06:28:15] iFinex_Scam : Gandalf the Grey: via API with programs bots etc etc [2026-04-16 06:28:26] Gandalf the Grey : aaah you are advanced gambler got you [2026-04-16 06:28:54] iFinex_Scam : Gandalf the Grey: no no gambling if you know the direction [2026-04-16 06:29:25] Gandalf the Grey : is a joke mate [2026-04-16 06:29:58] Gandalf the Grey : u think up or down from here [2026-04-16 06:30:06] iFinex_Scam : me too im realy bad with trades [2026-04-16 06:30:59] bmagic : Down [2026-04-16 06:31:08] iFinex_Scam : Long [2026-04-16 06:31:24] bmagic : Will go down even if its going up [2026-04-16 06:31:32] bmagic : Theres a liquidity grab [2026-04-16 06:31:43] bmagic : If it succeeds we bounce [2026-04-16 06:31:55] Gandalf the Grey : 😍😘😘 [2026-04-16 06:32:12] Benobi : Where [2026-04-16 06:32:43] iFinex_Scam : it does not matter if retrace these MMs buying all, short MMs in jail or been hunt by US regulators, bitfinex in extreme fear . go long for few weeks [2026-04-16 06:34:14] iFinex_Scam : i was expecting 62k but these degens buy it all cant go down [2026-04-16 06:36:34] Benobi : Too much too quick [2026-04-16 06:44:59] iFinex_Scam : go long now tp in 3 weeks US economy will grow fast while tether limited rn they will find a way to inject liquidity soon. [2026-04-16 06:45:46] iFinex_Scam : idk usdc must be printing rn [2026-04-16 06:45:59] YOLO- : 1 [2026-04-16 06:47:56] BitMEX_Chase : iFinex_Scam: sorry for the inconvenience caused. Could you please email us screenshot of the error you mentioned at support@bitmex.com? Please also add the details of the issue you described here. Thank you 🙏 [2026-04-16 06:47:58] YOLO- : 😌 [2026-04-16 06:49:37] YOLO- : 😜 [2026-04-16 06:50:21] iFinex_Scam : BitMEX_Chase: sure chase later ill try redact one email with it [2026-04-16 06:54:48] speedwell : look at those wicks on the 3D. Buy it up buy it up buy it up. [2026-04-16 07:00:44] Gandalf the Grey : sell it so we can buy more lower [2026-04-16 07:01:40] BitMEX_Chase : iFinex_Scam: Thx! 🙏 [2026-04-16 07:02:07] iFinex_Scam : the funny headline this week was bitfinex telling the world their liquidity not moved since one year ago, they not shorting , dont come after us lmao [2026-04-16 07:02:50] iFinex_Scam : for real i believe Trump kidnapping bear MMs kakakakakka [2026-04-16 07:03:25] iFinex_Scam : i like Trump the pirate [2026-04-16 07:13:01] Gandalf the Grey : Trump is also a doctor now apparently [2026-04-16 07:13:07] Gandalf the Grey : He is like Johny Sins [2026-04-16 07:16:18] Gandalf the Grey : metro booming wants somme moooore niggga [2026-04-16 07:17:18] Gandalf the Grey : 21 21 21 [2026-04-16 07:22:58] CaptainMooncoin : If you search for pedophile in pornhub, you’ll see trump [2026-04-16 07:23:26] Gandalf the Grey : if you search 🧃 you will find Netanyahu [2026-04-16 07:44:08] Gandalf the Grey : weekend pa during week wtf [2026-04-16 07:47:53] BitMEX_Chet : iFinex_Scam: Sorry, size dropdown breakage was me. My bad, will get a fix in asap. What were the other issues you were having? [2026-04-16 07:48:17] BitMEX_Hans : Hi frens [2026-04-16 07:49:03] BitMEX_Hans : :doge: [2026-04-16 07:50:30] Gandalf the Grey : Can you pump it Hans [2026-04-16 07:51:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0735 XBT @ 74691.9 ($5,491.85) [2026-04-16 07:53:37] BitMEX_Hans : Gandalf the Grey: let me call donald [2026-04-16 07:53:42] BitMEX_Hans : :bog: [2026-04-16 07:53:49] Gandalf the Grey : NOT HIM [2026-04-16 07:53:56] BitMEX_Hans : barron? [2026-04-16 07:54:12] Gandalf the Grey : Call Elong [2026-04-16 07:54:43] BitMEX_Hans : Elong lost his phone buddy [2026-04-16 07:54:51] Gandalf the Grey : Than his mom [2026-04-16 07:55:02] BitMEX_Hans : one sec, i'll be back [2026-04-16 07:55:03] Gandalf the Grey : Elonga Muskvich [2026-04-16 07:55:31] BitMEX_Hans : mom confirmed we're going up [2026-04-16 07:55:34] BitMEX_Hans : <img src="https://thecryptobasic.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/WOJAK-Investors-Swarm.png" /> [2026-04-16 07:55:42] Gandalf the Grey : Good [2026-04-16 07:56:31] Gandalf the Grey : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell Long 5,000 USD @ 77500 XBTUSD: Sell Long USD @ undefined XBTUSD: Sell Long 5,000 USD @ 77000 XBTUSD: Sell Long 5,000 USD @ 76500 XBTUSD: Sell Long 5,000 USD @ 76000 ``` [2026-04-16 07:56:38] Gandalf the Grey : who gonna hit these otherwise [2026-04-16 07:58:06] iFinex_Scam : BitMEX_Chet: i send the email with some screenshots too [2026-04-16 07:58:14] BitMEX_Hans : Hey Wizard, any music recommendation? [2026-04-16 08:00:05] Gandalf the Grey : Said N Done 21 Savage [2026-04-16 08:00:15] ninnk : alts pump btc dump. what comes next will shock you! [2026-04-16 08:00:22] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg8Fuzmuwk8 [2026-04-16 08:00:29] Gandalf the Grey : or this if you wanna summon Satan [2026-04-16 08:07:07] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/gSlvLtYlvPY?si=sToPX70TP1Gvoq95 :doge: [2026-04-16 08:08:15] BitMEX_Hans : I was thinking about something like this.. no techno stuff [2026-04-16 08:08:16] BitMEX_Hans : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G8bEDPHLE8&list=RD_G8bEDPHLE8&start_radio=1 [2026-04-16 08:08:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 74579.5 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-16 08:17:35] caex : drop more btc & eth😘 [2026-04-16 08:22:59] BitMEX_Hans : caex: :downrocket: [2026-04-16 08:28:57] BitMEX_Steady : iFinex_Scam: hey are you still around, trying to fix your chart bug [2026-04-16 08:30:09] BMEXcheers : what could go wrong with this approach, my bot executes trades here but uses binance for signals? [2026-04-16 08:30:27] BMEXcheers : i notice the signals are offf when using bitmex data [2026-04-16 08:30:37] BMEXcheers : so the entries are worse [2026-04-16 08:32:05] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 74620 pumpittup lezgohh [2026-04-16 08:38:43] BitMEX_Hans : BMEXcheers: I also looked up something similar. Are you comparing USDT margined contracts on Binance with USDT on BitMEX? There is not such a big gap. But it's different if you compare it with the Inverse contract [2026-04-16 08:38:48] BitMEX_Hans : i.e. bitcoin margined [2026-04-16 08:50:40] BitMEX_Hans : Happy to hear what you're working on. [2026-04-16 08:59:22] BMEXcheers : hmm its btcusdt...i will share some data but for sure when i looked at the chart the trade execution differed (back test of 900,000 candles) https://ibb.co/cc5Lc9B5 [2026-04-16 08:59:38] BMEXcheers : built with claude, its pretty good - paper trade atm [2026-04-16 09:01:00] BitMEX_Hans : Cool stuff, I also built my own dashboard for some strategies including backtesting engine etc. it's really so much fun especially now with Claude [2026-04-16 09:01:07] BMEXcheers : backtest has data output to csv [2026-04-16 09:01:38] BMEXcheers : yepppp this strat (without compounding) made 600k from 2018-2026 [2026-04-16 09:01:54] BMEXcheers : so, i will paper test for a few months -> feed it back into claude [2026-04-16 09:02:01] BitMEX_Hans : you're probably using binance because trades are only triggered at the first tick of the new candle? or is this a python script? [2026-04-16 09:02:07] BMEXcheers : everything is logged, so claude can suggest improvements [2026-04-16 09:02:24] BMEXcheers : python script - data feed is binance [2026-04-16 09:02:37] BMEXcheers : i can switch to bitmex etc [2026-04-16 09:02:41] Werner : Suck on my popsicle trollbox nerds! [2026-04-16 09:02:50] BMEXcheers : close candle btw [2026-04-16 09:02:59] BitMEX_Hans : Werner: ugh hey troll [2026-04-16 09:03:16] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: mahalo sir ! [2026-04-16 09:03:27] Werner : My wife says hi 👋 [2026-04-16 09:04:19] BitMEX_Hans : should be fairly easy to switch to bitmex candle stick data. Happy to chat over TG @BMEXcheers I can send you an email with my handle if you're keen [2026-04-16 09:04:36] BitMEX_Hans : Werner: oh wow congrats. seems like you're not so weird in real life [2026-04-16 09:05:36] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: mahalo sir, my wife’s asking for your TG as well, please share, mahalo ! [2026-04-16 09:05:58] BitMEX_Hans : Werner: 😅 [2026-04-16 09:06:22] Werner : BitMEX_Hans: :pepe: [2026-04-16 09:07:11] BMEXcheers : BitMEX_Hans: yeah sure, what im saying is i can already switch between exchanges...claude built that in [2026-04-16 09:07:45] BMEXcheers : i can also download direct via the app historic data...i just say 900,000 candles and the script downloads 10k at a time [2026-04-16 09:07:56] iFinex_Scam : BitMEX_Steady: i delete cache and re log , the chart menu is back again thanks [2026-04-16 09:07:57] BMEXcheers : with binance its 'all time' file [2026-04-16 09:08:30] Werner : Okay just called my financial advisor, mom said it’s a long sirs ! [2026-04-16 09:08:32] BMEXcheers : its insane though, the human eye cannot compete with a bot [2026-04-16 09:08:57] Werner : She’s just got the green signal from the granny, who’s bet the estate 100x [2026-04-16 09:08:55] BitMEX_Hans : BMEXcheers: okay, but signals are different on BitMEX data and not as profitable as on Binance? And that's why you would like to stick to Binance data? What if you run your backtest on BitMEX candle sticks and only use Binance for the signal [2026-04-16 09:08:58] BMEXcheers : this has a lot of signals, rules built in, no emotion [2026-04-16 09:09:08] Werner : We gonna be rich sir [2026-04-16 09:09:13] Werner : very very rich saar [2026-04-16 09:09:19] BitMEX_Hans : BMEXcheers: indeed [2026-04-16 09:09:20] Werner : The richest indeed [2026-04-16 09:10:26] BMEXcheers : So, yes thats the issue. I ran bitmex and binance backtests (and papertrading) where i noticed binance data showing signals were executing at correct or better points [2026-04-16 09:11:01] BMEXcheers : it reflected in the pnl.....but early on (I forget whic years) claude pointed out signals were better on bitmex [2026-04-16 09:11:28] BMEXcheers : i have the data available, can share [2026-04-16 09:15:23] BitMEX_Hans : Maybe try to check what the outcome would be if you only use Binance for the signal creation but the execution on BitMEX. [2026-04-16 09:17:04] iFinex_Scam : i see pre rich ppl [2026-04-16 09:17:34] CaptainMooncoin : Now the signal is a short [2026-04-16 09:18:17] Pilot : BMEXcheers: Yeah I do signals from binance too and just execute [2026-04-16 09:18:41] Pilot : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 149,300 USD @ 74546.2 ``` [2026-04-16 09:20:18] CaptainMooncoin : I see rich bears and dead bulls [2026-04-16 09:21:00] BlissRP : dulls [2026-04-16 09:21:35] BMEXcheers : Pilot: yep [2026-04-16 09:21:43] BMEXcheers : BitMEX_Hans: let me try and will get back to you [2026-04-16 09:23:14] CaptainMooncoin : Market makers collecting souls to dump this hard [2026-04-16 09:24:39] BitMEX_Steady : iFinex_Scam: Thanks for reporting back. Glad its fixed [2026-04-16 09:30:35] Fund Sucker : BitMEX_Steady: Hi. I have lost the orders on my chart for all instruments. I have logged out, cleared cookies and data. On android mobile [2026-04-16 09:32:41] BitMEX_Steady : Fund Sucker: what do you have for enabled settings when you click the top gear option on widget header of chart near the X? [2026-04-16 09:33:50] Fund Sucker : BitMEX_Steady: orders, positions and liquidation all ticked. I haven't changed anything recently [2026-04-16 09:37:58] BitMEX_Steady : Fund Sucker: ok, last thing. can you confirm you are on the right sub account (if you have multiple)? [2026-04-16 09:38:37] Fund Sucker : I don't have a sub account [2026-04-16 09:39:49] Fund Sucker : BitMEX_Steady: I don't have a sub account [2026-04-16 09:42:56] CaptainMooncoin : Don’t need any bots, all the information is there in the chart [2026-04-16 09:43:01] CaptainMooncoin : U just need to look [2026-04-16 09:43:17] BitMEX_Steady : Fund Sucker: one more thing to test, can you click the gear at bottom right for the TradingView Chart internal settings -> More Settings -> Trading And see if "Positions And Orders" is checked? [2026-04-16 09:46:53] Fund Sucker : BitMEX_Steady: I can't access that, even when I go full screen. I've just logged onto another android device and it's fine there. I'll try another browser on my phone [2026-04-16 09:48:05] Gandalf the Grey : but iphone like a normal person [2026-04-16 09:48:08] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDD [2026-04-16 09:48:38] BitMEX_Steady : Fund Sucker: OK im almost 99% this has to do with bad TradingView settings. Please try another browser to confirm. We can probably push a patch to fix this in the case TradingView internal settings got messed up too [2026-04-16 09:50:47] Fund Sucker : BitMEX_Steady: Just tried opera on original device and it's working there. Problem appears to be with Firefox. I'm only using Firefox because I have had previous problems with Chrome and Opera 😂 [2026-04-16 09:54:42] CaptainMooncoin : It needs fuel to dump this shit [2026-04-16 09:58:32] bluemaster : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnMBfreYTA4 [2026-04-16 09:59:24] BitMEX_Steady : Fund Sucker: Yes we confirmed the conflicting setting in your case. Will be resolved on your original browser too with next release [2026-04-16 10:04:25] bluemaster : /position xbtusd did I miss anything not watching this all day ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 320,000 USD @ 71686.1295 ``` [2026-04-16 10:04:35] bluemaster : /position xbtu26 ``` :bitmex: XBTU26: 800 USD @ 72204.7727 ``` [2026-04-16 10:06:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 74507.5 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-16 10:07:46] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ``` [2026-04-16 10:10:16] 45th_blown_account : crypto season and especially BMEX season April - May : screenshot , write it down, and repeat it before bed 5 times : it`s written, its pre coded, i wrote the code on behalf of satoshi (yeah i ve been in the island that`s why i am free) [2026-04-16 10:20:14] ninnk : BitMEX_Steady: yo idk if it's just me, but news feed is broken i.e. it's not updating [2026-04-16 10:20:54] Benobi : Yesterday trump said lebanon and israel will talk. Just now lebanon said what ? Not without a ceasefire. This morning israel sent attacks warnings. Iran said hezbollah is part of the axis and ceasefire in lebanon is part of the deal. [2026-04-16 10:21:07] Benobi : How do you see this going ? [2026-04-16 10:21:16] BlissRP : nuke eet [2026-04-16 10:21:19] Gandalf the Grey : market does not care [2026-04-16 10:21:42] Benobi : Well it cared the last weeks [2026-04-16 10:22:08] Benobi : And some would said this whole pumping week was hopium of peace [2026-04-16 10:22:51] BitMEX_Steady : ninnk: checking on that. thanks for ping [2026-04-16 10:24:48] Gandalf the Grey : BitMEX_Steady: Why Olympus rewards gonna take 14 days to distribute? Before it was 3-4 days [2026-04-16 10:25:26] Gandalf the Grey : imagine winning a race and getting medal in 14 days. wtf [2026-04-16 10:25:33] Gandalf the Grey : it kills the whole vibe [2026-04-16 10:27:10] auntie : Gandalf the Grey: sir this is a Wendy's [2026-04-16 10:28:13] BitMEX_Steady : Gandalf the Grey: Not sure exactly. Ill pass on the feedback though [2026-04-16 10:28:52] Gandalf the Grey : i like burger king only [2026-04-16 10:30:39] blaster33 : is there a problem with the chart? seels bugged ti le [2026-04-16 10:30:41] blaster33 : to me [2026-04-16 10:40:53] neki : no really, whats up with asia bitcoin market? [2026-04-16 10:41:09] neki : complete and utter ignore [2026-04-16 11:11:01] Gandalf the Grey : eu data in 20 min [2026-04-16 11:11:06] Gandalf the Grey : then usa data after [2026-04-16 11:28:52] CaptainMooncoin : What is the magical bot saying now? [2026-04-16 11:33:05] Gandalf the Grey : long till 73k break [2026-04-16 11:33:11] Gandalf the Grey : imo [2026-04-16 11:40:40] thankyousomuch : hi nulls, 50k holding good? [2026-04-16 11:41:38] thankyousomuch : Burger Shot 😩 [2026-04-16 11:41:57] thankyousomuch : :pepe: minimum wage [2026-04-16 11:55:08] PeacenLuv : 😧😥buy the dip btc [2026-04-16 11:55:35] PeacenLuv : CaptainMooncoin: [2026-04-16 11:58:32] neki : we're sqeezing [2026-04-16 11:58:49] neki : bye bera, soon-bye, bye-soon [2026-04-16 12:04:11] CaptainMooncoin : Buy everything up because S&P gonna open in green soon [2026-04-16 12:07:10] Symphoenix : SHORT BTC NOW ! LONG OIL NOW ! [2026-04-16 12:08:32] blaster33 : why can't i see my order on the chart anymore? [2026-04-16 12:08:43] blaster33 : i can't seem to be able to toggle the option [2026-04-16 12:08:48] Gandalf the Grey : CEOr stole it [2026-04-16 12:11:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSD`: Buy 727 Cont @ 0.09715 ($5,287.88) - Check your inbox [2026-04-16 12:13:14] ninnk : 😂 [2026-04-16 12:13:40] ninnk : arthur stole my coin 8-bit remix [2026-04-16 12:15:47] Gandalf the Grey : sped up and reverb [2026-04-16 12:19:54] ninnk : BitMEX_Steady: idk if you did something but news are working normally now, tnx either way :doge: cheers [2026-04-16 12:21:24] blaster33 : i can't change the timeframe neither [2026-04-16 12:22:20] ninnk : works fine for me, shit its even better than it was before, insta change [2026-04-16 12:23:20] caex : /position xbtusdt [2026-04-16 12:24:08] caex : 😐 [2026-04-16 13:02:26] CaptainMooncoin : We going up up up it’s our moment gonna be gonna be golden woooohooooo [2026-04-16 13:13:58] Gandalf the Grey : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell Long USD @ undefined XBTUSD: Sell Long 5,000 USD @ 78000 XBTUSD: Sell Long 5,000 USD @ 77500 XBTUSD: Sell Long 5,000 USD @ 77000 XBTUSD: Sell Long 5,000 USD @ 76500 ``` [2026-04-16 13:13:59] Gandalf the Grey : gimme [2026-04-16 13:17:13] GodBleesYou : mmmmm bears left the chat? @Gandalf the Grey [2026-04-16 13:18:55] Gandalf the Grey : i dunno [2026-04-16 13:18:59] Gandalf the Grey : so far longing is working [2026-04-16 13:19:01] Gandalf the Grey : so i long lol [2026-04-16 13:21:19] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i am <3 [2026-04-16 13:21:29] GodBleesYou : smeel like new bull [2026-04-16 13:21:33] GodBleesYou : no traps? [2026-04-16 13:21:35] GodBleesYou : :( [2026-04-16 13:21:41] GodBleesYou : only Mo? [2026-04-16 13:21:42] GodBleesYou : :) [2026-04-16 13:21:48] Gandalf the Grey : Money Trees sped up and reverb [2026-04-16 13:22:03] Gandalf the Grey : I need a new comp [2026-04-16 13:23:13] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: short term 3m chart look for a squsse and reversal.. let hope for big bear attack [2026-04-16 13:25:52] Gandalf the Grey : 250x when [2026-04-16 13:25:57] Gandalf the Grey : give signal like last time hahaahah [2026-04-16 13:26:00] Gandalf the Grey : was sexy [2026-04-16 13:27:34] Gandalf the Grey : usa data in 2 min also [2026-04-16 13:27:35] Gandalf the Grey : gonna scam [2026-04-16 13:31:16] chotto_matte : who is making these trades, price go brrr [2026-04-16 13:31:55] Gandalf the Grey : full short here [2026-04-16 13:31:58] Gandalf the Grey : maximum risk [2026-04-16 13:32:08] Gandalf the Grey : we need fuel [2026-04-16 13:32:19] PeacenLuv : btfd btc lezgohh [2026-04-16 13:36:02] Dr.van_Doom666 : BTC=alltime short [2026-04-16 13:37:08] PeacenLuv : wooooweee btccc [2026-04-16 13:37:39] PeacenLuv : CaptainMooncoin: yayyy btc [2026-04-16 13:37:58] bmagic : Duamp it [2026-04-16 13:39:31] neki : amedica choppin so hard [2026-04-16 13:42:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 74490.8 - GG, go touch grass [2026-04-16 13:43:37] bmagic : Pumps over [2026-04-16 13:43:47] bmagic : Back to 69k and lower [2026-04-16 13:43:55] Shiro : Papi underwater and sad dump it for papi :pepe: [2026-04-16 13:44:02] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -30,000 USD @ 72739.4401 ``` [2026-04-16 13:44:26] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -23,000 USD @ 74706.0318 ``` [2026-04-16 13:44:29] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: u will be good tonight [2026-04-16 13:44:48] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -30,000 USD @ 74665.8702 ``` [2026-04-16 13:44:50] bmagic : Twins [2026-04-16 13:45:22] Shiro : bmagic: you d less bastard always in profits 🥲😁👍🏻💪🏻 [2026-04-16 13:45:46] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: thumbs up for shiro Dr 🌝 [2026-04-16 13:46:10] bmagic : I just look at the day and swing that way [2026-04-16 13:47:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0284 XBT @ 74455.2 ($2,114.92) [2026-04-16 13:47:19] Shiro : bmagic: I need to learn that this market is not suitable for my style it's scalpy [2026-04-16 13:47:26] Shiro : :pepe: [2026-04-16 13:48:00] Shiro : It's giving me grey hair down there 👎🏻 [2026-04-16 13:50:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0044 XBT @ 74440.6 ($327.61) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-16 13:50:14] neki : oke, i'll make a funny short here too [2026-04-16 13:50:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 74398.8 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-16 13:50:53] bmagic : 73k setup [2026-04-16 13:50:57] bmagic : But will go much lower [2026-04-16 13:51:34] MANsa_MOONsa : LOWER@!!!!!!! [2026-04-16 13:51:45] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -600,000 USD @ 73870.5198 ``` [2026-04-16 13:52:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0270 XBT @ 74235.3 ($2,004.95) [2026-04-16 13:52:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 42000 USD @ 74153 - Your bag is now a museum exhibit [2026-04-16 13:52:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0003 XBT @ 74086.7 ($22.23) - GG, go touch grass [2026-04-16 13:52:31] bmagic : MANsa_MOONsa: damn you ruined it [2026-04-16 13:52:39] bmagic : Now we go 90k [2026-04-16 13:52:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 44000 USD @ 74016.8 - You had leverage in the air, now it’s gone – but you were there! [2026-04-16 13:53:06] bmagic : Joking. Good luck dude [2026-04-16 13:53:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 2 ETH @ 2315.7 ($4,632.74) - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps [2026-04-16 13:53:41] Traczii : RonnieREKT: lmao [2026-04-16 13:53:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.2432 XBT @ 73763.5 ($17,942.23) [2026-04-16 13:53:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 73735.2 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-16 13:54:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0830 XBT @ 73676.8 ($6,116.68) [2026-04-16 13:54:15] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: :pepe [2026-04-16 13:54:25] PeacenLuv : long entry 73632 [2026-04-16 13:54:26] neki : bmagic: ye this one will target 72500 [2026-04-16 13:54:33] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-04-16 13:54:38] neki : breaktout retest [2026-04-16 13:54:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 700 USD @ 73420.7 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-04-16 13:55:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SHIBUSDT`: Sell 185600000 SHIB @ 0.000006001 ($1,121.58) [2026-04-16 13:55:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.4924 XBT @ 73386.6 ($36,140.92) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!” [2026-04-16 13:55:12] PeacenLuv : long entry 73424 [2026-04-16 13:55:30] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc [2026-04-16 13:55:41] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -5,000 USD @ 74665.8702 ``` [2026-04-16 13:55:48] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohhh fully bully [2026-04-16 13:55:49] ninnk : what did lord emperor saviour of the world donald jesus trump say now [2026-04-16 13:56:42] PeacenLuv : longstops up 73508 [2026-04-16 13:56:48] PeacenLuv : rekkem ronnee [2026-04-16 13:56:56] caex : 😘 [2026-04-16 13:57:38] Traczii : Nance last 5min volume is almost bitmex weekly volume :kek: [2026-04-16 13:58:55] ninnk : chinance lmao [2026-04-16 14:00:23] GodBleesYou : LoL!!!! [2026-04-16 14:01:53] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: LOL i was with my workers!!! [2026-04-16 14:01:54] GodBleesYou : dam it [2026-04-16 14:01:56] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-04-16 14:02:31] GodBleesYou : LoL [2026-04-16 14:02:52] Benobi : Well, I don't think it's too late to short. [2026-04-16 14:03:26] Benobi : we're thursday. It's not the time to flush and pump reverse. It's time to reverse X) [2026-04-16 14:04:45] GodBleesYou : Benobi: change the word [2026-04-16 14:04:51] GodBleesYou : it is not to late to long [2026-04-16 14:04:54] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-04-16 14:05:42] GodBleesYou : Shiro: shiro close your postion love.... come on dont marry it... [2026-04-16 14:06:36] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Hook? we grab the bears again ? <3 lol!!!! i will update you when algo start to look funny [2026-04-16 14:07:13] thankyousomuch : the bear market has startet 4 times lol [2026-04-16 14:07:23] thankyousomuch : bulls are runned [2026-04-16 14:07:38] thankyousomuch : i short till 30k [2026-04-16 14:07:46] thankyousomuch : 100x - 1000x [2026-04-16 14:10:09] PeacenLuv : all the way up btc lezgohh [2026-04-16 14:11:05] Gandalf the Grey : wait till support and full short it is good [2026-04-16 14:12:18] neki : this game is playing with me this play is gaming with me this game played me this play gamed me [2026-04-16 14:12:56] Gandalf the Grey : neki: Focus on your calibration now [2026-04-16 14:13:04] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/6i4DYiiW/ [2026-04-16 14:13:06] Gandalf the Grey : ez [2026-04-16 14:14:13] neki : Gandalf the Grey: I figure a good deep 70.60-71.6 will do the trick for most leveraged bullas. Then 80k, go figure [2026-04-16 14:14:55] MANsa_MOONsa : :pepe: [2026-04-16 14:15:09] Gandalf the Grey : 72k should hold [2026-04-16 14:15:18] Gandalf the Grey : if we get trend below I'd wait till it is over [2026-04-16 14:18:38] neki : Gandalf the Grey: this one will be deep, anyhow.. Some nasty lines on my meme-line chart have converged here [2026-04-16 14:18:51] Gandalf the Grey : do i smell fear? [2026-04-16 14:19:29] neki : no, ive showered :D [2026-04-16 14:21:32] neki : abit disappointed tho.. this had all the makings of clear kiss to the 77-80k. but no. no, no, no. [2026-04-16 14:21:39] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 35,000 USD @ 73610.5999 ``` [2026-04-16 14:22:05] Gandalf the Grey : too early imo [2026-04-16 14:22:12] Gandalf the Grey : wait lower a bit [2026-04-16 14:22:26] BMEXcheers : my bot shorted :/ [2026-04-16 14:22:28] BMEXcheers : like why doe [2026-04-16 14:22:45] bmagic : Its ok im gay [2026-04-16 14:22:45] thankyousomuch : the life below 100k lol [2026-04-16 14:22:55] thankyousomuch : bmagic: longer? [2026-04-16 14:23:09] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 40,000 USD @ 73596.5145 ``` [2026-04-16 14:23:14] bmagic : Harder [2026-04-16 14:24:10] thankyousomuch : windows start Mc donalds logon fpr chart [2026-04-16 14:24:48] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 86 Cont @ 2286.93 ($14,451.54) - Ouchie Ouchie Yellow Line Touchie [2026-04-16 14:26:52] thankyousomuch : Bitcoin is the future of 100x short :pepe: [2026-04-16 14:27:15] thankyousomuch : Gyarrrr it is :arthur: [2026-04-16 14:27:21] eranu : dear diary, lost all my money (again) [2026-04-16 14:27:38] thankyousomuch : Yarrrrr :arthur:↘️🌊 [2026-04-16 14:27:50] thankyousomuch : arrr i have to go [2026-04-16 14:28:00] thankyousomuch : 🐙 [2026-04-16 14:28:53] eranu : wait it's going up again [2026-04-16 14:28:59] GodBleesYou : bmagic: so i load up here? [2026-04-16 14:29:05] thankyousomuch : ended :pepe: [2026-04-16 14:29:09] GodBleesYou : i have bmagic premistion? [2026-04-16 14:29:12] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-04-16 14:30:07] GodBleesYou : 10sec chart went bear [2026-04-16 14:30:11] GodBleesYou : sell everything!!! [2026-04-16 14:30:21] GodBleesYou : :arthur: [2026-04-16 14:31:21] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 45,000 USD @ 73580.8101 ``` [2026-04-16 14:31:37] Symphoenix : short xbt now !!! [2026-04-16 14:31:49] neki : lol.. what a nasty last hourly candle.. :D [2026-04-16 14:32:03] neki : so much rinse/chop potential [2026-04-16 14:35:44] GodBleesYou : Symphoenix: LONG [2026-04-16 14:35:46] GodBleesYou : * [2026-04-16 14:36:06] GodBleesYou : Symphoenix: only refueling [2026-04-16 14:36:16] GodBleesYou : target 700k we missing a 0 [2026-04-16 14:36:50] Symphoenix : What a terrific audience, so glad to be here ! [2026-04-16 14:39:40] iFinex_Scam : pre rich [2026-04-16 14:40:38] MANsa_MOONsa : short..... u fools [2026-04-16 14:40:42] Gandalf the Grey : PRE-profit and PRE-bitches [2026-04-16 14:43:30] iFinex_Scam : MANsa_MOONsa: pre poor [2026-04-16 14:43:54] MANsa_MOONsa : iFinex_Scam: lol that was a good one [2026-04-16 14:44:33] iFinex_Scam : is ok we need fuel [2026-04-16 14:44:39] CaptainMooncoin : Did Werner his bot catch this move too? [2026-04-16 14:47:00] neki : suspicious [2026-04-16 14:50:43] CaptainMooncoin : Did someone said something about shorting? [2026-04-16 14:51:04] CaptainMooncoin : Are you craaaazyyyy? [2026-04-16 14:51:33] Gandalf the Grey : why tf short 4h support [2026-04-16 14:51:44] Gandalf the Grey : plus stop hunt [2026-04-16 14:51:45] Gandalf the Grey : lol [2026-04-16 14:52:02] GodBleesYou : LONG!!!!!!!!!!!! @Benobi [2026-04-16 14:52:03] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-04-16 14:52:05] Gandalf the Grey : sub 72k stop and breakdown trade ok [2026-04-16 14:52:07] Gandalf the Grey : but above no [2026-04-16 14:52:09] Gandalf the Grey : above longo [2026-04-16 14:52:13] Gandalf the Grey : and wait [2026-04-16 14:53:04] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: LOL [2026-04-16 14:53:08] GodBleesYou : what a trap [2026-04-16 14:53:30] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/04dHPuaz/ [2026-04-16 14:53:35] Gandalf the Grey : nah [2026-04-16 14:53:39] Gandalf the Grey : it is clear so far [2026-04-16 14:53:44] Gandalf the Grey : this can be a trap [2026-04-16 14:53:48] Gandalf the Grey : if bear wanna break the support [2026-04-16 14:55:02] thankyousomuch : Dr. Pullrun 😳 [2026-04-16 14:55:16] thankyousomuch : Mc donalds 😳 [2026-04-16 14:55:25] thankyousomuch : minimum wage :pepe: [2026-04-16 14:55:39] thankyousomuch : yarrr :Arthur: 🌊 [2026-04-16 14:56:14] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: just to give them hope? [2026-04-16 14:56:20] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-04-16 14:56:45] eranu : closed my long, I believe this is an SR flip, retesting [2026-04-16 14:56:47] Gandalf the Grey : yeah ABC thru support [2026-04-16 14:56:56] Gandalf the Grey : that can happen [2026-04-16 14:56:59] GodBleesYou : fractals arent perfect... my non stop moon can be worng by a swing or two.. but we still on track @Gandalf the Grey [2026-04-16 14:57:01] Gandalf the Grey : but i think now better to long support [2026-04-16 14:57:09] GodBleesYou : june will prove it @Gandalf the Grey [2026-04-16 14:57:18] GodBleesYou : we should have new ath by june [2026-04-16 14:57:22] Gandalf the Grey : the thing is [2026-04-16 14:57:29] Gandalf the Grey : if we hold trend below 72k now [2026-04-16 14:57:40] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: yea i will long the dump to [2026-04-16 14:57:40] Gandalf the Grey : it will be strong so you can short and forget for a but [2026-04-16 14:57:49] GodBleesYou : algo will flip short if somthing break [2026-04-16 14:58:04] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/IGri1WiU/ [2026-04-16 14:58:06] GodBleesYou : i am so scard shorting when my target so high jajajaja @Gandalf the Grey [2026-04-16 14:58:06] Gandalf the Grey : check here [2026-04-16 14:58:10] Gandalf the Grey : same [2026-04-16 14:58:32] Gandalf the Grey : better to short only when it is fucked like that [2026-04-16 14:58:38] Gandalf the Grey : otherwise longo and scalp or hold [2026-04-16 14:58:59] Gandalf the Grey : or it will be just cycle win loss loss win win win loss etc [2026-04-16 14:59:02] Gandalf the Grey : garbage casino [2026-04-16 14:59:09] Gandalf the Grey : #END RANT [2026-04-16 14:59:16] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: naaaa trust the jew [2026-04-16 14:59:24] GodBleesYou : 2026 have to be bullish [2026-04-16 14:59:31] GodBleesYou : jew follow numbers [2026-04-16 14:59:36] PeacenLuv : long entry 73749 after adding ;ongs [2026-04-16 14:59:42] PeacenLuv : best 2 arryone wtf [2026-04-16 14:59:52] GodBleesYou : i trust the jew more then my own indicators @Gandalf the Grey [2026-04-16 15:00:08] GodBleesYou : did i told you many times.. passover dump then moon [2026-04-16 15:00:20] GodBleesYou : 2017 fractal... [2026-04-16 15:00:28] neki : broker loves this.. nothing but choppa-choppa from 76k to 73k chop UP, chop DOWN count PNL on fingers, but fingers chopped [2026-04-16 15:00:56] Symphoenix : Oh bois ! You are all about to witness a nice and powerful move to the downside ! Buckle up ! We are in for a treat... [2026-04-16 15:01:09] Traczii : https://x.com/PunterJeff/status/2044785044406071780 [2026-04-16 15:01:13] Traczii : BMEX token mentioned [2026-04-16 15:01:16] Traczii : :DOGE: [2026-04-16 15:01:19] Traczii : :BMEX: [2026-04-16 15:01:50] Traczii : Wait.. they making fun of us :pepe: [2026-04-16 15:02:28] neki : macro play probably, fud dump into 69. then back to 77 after Warsh hearing next week. Also deadline for negotiations end then [2026-04-16 15:02:43] Symphoenix : unleash the fury Mitch ! [2026-04-16 15:02:51] contract details : nq pumping to ath straight greek [2026-04-16 15:03:01] contract details : green :arthur: [2026-04-16 15:03:10] contract details : for everything poor? bitcoin dump [2026-04-16 15:03:12] contract details : :pepe: [2026-04-16 15:05:08] Traczii : https://x.com/Werkman/status/2044789896452137308 @admin he's bullying u guys what ya gonna do about it [2026-04-16 15:09:47] BitMEX_Douglas : Traczii: Please note that we do not validate third-party content. To avoid misinformation, we advise using and quoting only our official company resource [2026-04-16 15:15:14] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -35,000 USD @ 74276.5464 ``` [2026-04-16 15:15:57] MANsa_MOONsa : BEAR POWER [2026-04-16 15:16:11] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0039 XBT RPNL, -0.0435 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-16 15:24:49] Traczii : How much btc does Saylor hold? like 600k btc right [2026-04-16 15:25:04] Traczii : send this shit straight to 0 cleanse the market [2026-04-16 15:25:48] Benobi : Just put him to jail and confiscate the BTc. easy peasy murica. [2026-04-16 15:25:56] Benobi : Like what we did with the templars [2026-04-16 15:33:34] MadoffNakamoto : MANsa_MOONsa: +666 sir [2026-04-16 15:37:15] neki : hihih [2026-04-16 15:37:25] neki : keep it nasty choppaR [2026-04-16 15:37:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 2934 Cont @ 86.9 ($19,064.87) - McDonald's is hiring [2026-04-16 15:39:51] bmagic : What a beautiful journey [2026-04-16 15:45:16] bmagic : Thankyou for having me [2026-04-16 15:46:47] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -50,000 USD @ 74502.3245 ``` [2026-04-16 15:52:04] GodBleesYou : bmagic: go magic go go [2026-04-16 15:52:05] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-04-16 15:53:30] bmagic : Which noob MM is buying the top [2026-04-16 15:57:53] Gandalf the Grey : Yall crazy shorting before 80k smash [2026-04-16 15:57:57] Gandalf the Grey : Lmao [2026-04-16 15:58:40] bmagic : Dude u told me not to long the bottom a few hours ago [2026-04-16 15:58:48] bmagic : Now im crazy for shorting. Make up your mind [2026-04-16 15:59:31] Gandalf the Grey : Where [2026-04-16 15:59:39] Gandalf the Grey : I said long 73k lol [2026-04-16 16:01:41] 45th_blown_account : send it now :doge: [2026-04-16 16:02:15] bmagic : Ok tell me to short 74k [2026-04-16 16:02:17] bmagic : Nowwww [2026-04-16 16:02:51] Benobi : Trump ruined the Dump it seems , by announcing a ceasefire in Lebanon for 10 days. So he seems deseperate to do everything for the markets. [2026-04-16 16:02:59] Benobi : Except if we sell the news [2026-04-16 16:04:45] GodBleesYou : lol [2026-04-16 16:07:51] ninnk : bmagic: short 74k nowwww [2026-04-16 16:08:48] bmagic : Oooooooo yesss [2026-04-16 16:08:55] bmagic : I feel it [2026-04-16 16:08:58] bmagic : The dumppppending [2026-04-16 16:09:30] bmagic : Everyone dumps on trump news anyway [2026-04-16 16:09:34] bmagic : Nobody believes him [2026-04-16 16:13:37] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -70,000 USD @ 74566.7671 ``` [2026-04-16 16:14:12] ninnk : bro is calling netanyahoo bibi in his posts [2026-04-16 16:14:34] bmagic : Habibi [2026-04-16 16:15:23] ninnk : what an absolute clown show [2026-04-16 16:29:16] GodBleesYou : 1000% clown show jajaja [2026-04-16 16:33:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 19000 USD @ 74507.4 [2026-04-16 16:33:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 11000 USD @ 74328.7 [2026-04-16 16:34:18] GodBleesYou : LoL [2026-04-16 16:34:30] GodBleesYou : bmagic: LOWER SOME RISK LOVE [2026-04-16 16:35:48] bmagic : I am noob [2026-04-16 16:39:05] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh fylly bully [2026-04-16 16:39:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : we know @bmagic [2026-04-16 16:46:13] Benobi : omg. Is it it ? [2026-04-16 16:46:48] Benobi : Badger surrendering ? [2026-04-16 16:54:13] GodBleesYou : bmagic: <3 [2026-04-16 16:54:31] GodBleesYou : Benobi: Lets pray for a dump [2026-04-16 16:54:35] GodBleesYou : i would like to join with more longs [2026-04-16 16:54:37] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-04-16 16:55:07] GodBleesYou : Some one give trump his keyboard back [2026-04-16 17:02:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 900 USD @ 74067.5 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-04-16 17:06:11] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 40,000 USD @ 74258.8962 ``` [2026-04-16 17:06:20] bmagic : Doom [2026-04-16 17:30:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 9270 DOGE @ 0.0976 ($904.75) [2026-04-16 17:35:01] MANsa_MOONsa : down down down down down [2026-04-16 17:38:46] MrBritcoin : 3rd day too speak to a @admin ? [2026-04-16 17:39:17] MrBritcoin : will they answer @admin [2026-04-16 17:42:53] MrBritcoin : helloooooooooooooow @admin [2026-04-16 17:43:09] bmagic : if ifs that important send an email dude [2026-04-16 17:43:41] bmagic : Or telegram [2026-04-16 17:44:01] MrBritcoin : bmagic: then why have to option for a chat in the troll box at all ? [2026-04-16 17:44:14] bmagic : No idea. Probably phasing it out [2026-04-16 17:44:27] bmagic : Cause its trollbox [2026-04-16 17:44:52] ninnk : https://www.binance.com/en/square/post/04-16-2026-u-s-treasury-launches-economic-fury-to-pressure-iran-313150741270242 [2026-04-16 17:44:55] bmagic : Not ResolutionBox [2026-04-16 17:45:01] ninnk : by allah these people are reetarded [2026-04-16 17:45:04] ninnk : 10000% [2026-04-16 17:45:25] MrBritcoin : bmagic: I only want to ask a question