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[2026-04-13 19:07:53] Vaaachaaa : Are you saying that because you are short?
[2026-04-13 19:08:34] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: exactly 💯🤣
[2026-04-13 19:11:26] Shiro : But this is don't care about me it wants to go to 69 🌝
[2026-04-13 19:12:23] Shiro : And as soon as I flipped it longs I'll start to saying nonsense bullish things 😄🌚
[2026-04-13 19:12:49] Traczii : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEWQFhrUA 22:35 - 22:45 but instead of traders also profiting with the exchange, we get assaulted on mex :doge: :bmex:
[2026-04-13 19:13:34] Shiro : Top top here 💩🚨
[2026-04-13 19:13:50] Shiro : Now 3k coming
[2026-04-13 19:14:26] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: I'm short and underwater 😂🤣
[2026-04-13 19:14:49] Vaaachaaa : I know
[2026-04-13 19:15:15] Vaaachaaa : stop loss ? or big portfolio I hope for you
[2026-04-13 19:15:24] Shiro : But if you have sense of humour you know this is going down heavy 🪨😶
[2026-04-13 19:15:32] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71760.2061 ```
[2026-04-13 19:18:21] Shiro : @bmagic can you strike it down please
[2026-04-13 19:18:23] GodBleesYou : mmm only Moo?
[2026-04-13 19:18:44] Shiro : Big doom
[2026-04-13 19:18:59] GodBleesYou : ninnk: i am old :(
[2026-04-13 19:19:06] GodBleesYou : think old long ago it was season 1
[2026-04-13 19:19:10] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-13 19:19:41] GodBleesYou : i am so old i played gta 1
[2026-04-13 19:19:43] GodBleesYou : :)
[2026-04-13 19:21:09] ninnk : i played pong so what :pepe:
[2026-04-13 19:21:36] snowdenn : there is no elvis gang in pong =)
[2026-04-13 19:22:07] ninnk : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:25:05] GodBleesYou : Shiro: shiro....
[2026-04-13 19:25:29] GodBleesYou : knok knok.... bulls are here?
[2026-04-13 19:25:45] Shiro : Too here
[2026-04-13 19:25:54] GodBleesYou : as bull you should be bullusih...
[2026-04-13 19:26:01] GodBleesYou : you should be happy badger testing 73k
[2026-04-13 19:26:14] GodBleesYou : soon we might see small bullrun
[2026-04-13 19:26:28] GodBleesYou : you will miss it for 1-2% entery? @Shiro
[2026-04-13 19:26:41] GodBleesYou : i rather lose 10% then miss a clean breakout
[2026-04-13 19:26:54] BlissRP : has anyoone seen a symmetrical triangle before?
[2026-04-13 19:27:01] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:27:04] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3
[2026-04-13 19:27:18] GodBleesYou : Moo it go Big bear gonna attack us?
[2026-04-13 19:27:21] GodBleesYou : jaja
[2026-04-13 19:27:24] Shiro : GodBleesYou: nahh but I'll start to join and adding up from 68
[2026-04-13 19:27:44] BlissRP : you can join from 88
[2026-04-13 19:27:50] BlissRP : special price just for you
[2026-04-13 19:28:02] BlissRP : its good deal bro
[2026-04-13 19:32:03] CaptainMooncoin : Has anyone seen @Shawn-Williams???
[2026-04-13 19:32:36] CaptainMooncoin : Is he sucking on a bitcoin green wick?
[2026-04-13 19:34:23] CaptainMooncoin : Or did he lose all his money and selling sperm now?
[2026-04-13 19:35:25] Vaaachaaa : CaptainMooncoin: selling sperm, nice joke ^^
[2026-04-13 19:35:50] Vaaachaaa : but respect my godfather!
[2026-04-13 19:35:52] Vaaachaaa : :p
[2026-04-13 19:37:52] Vaaachaaa : 999
[2026-04-13 19:38:37] Vaaachaaa : ♋
[2026-04-13 19:45:10] GodBleesYou : only mo?????
[2026-04-13 19:45:13] GodBleesYou : for real?
[2026-04-13 19:45:17] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:45:22] GodBleesYou : Mo it baby boy Moo it
[2026-04-13 19:46:15] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I have a buy signal weekly parabolic
[2026-04-13 19:46:29] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: lets go!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 19:46:37] GodBleesYou : target? @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 19:46:42] GodBleesYou : 105k?
[2026-04-13 19:46:43] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:46:59] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I don't know... Give me a nice fibo plz sir
[2026-04-13 19:47:23] Vaaachaaa : cme gap or highter maybe
[2026-04-13 19:47:36] Vaaachaaa : 98k BB
[2026-04-13 19:48:13] GodBleesYou : for now it looks like clean breakout
[2026-04-13 19:48:26] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: yes
[2026-04-13 19:49:14] GodBleesYou : Come on bulls
[2026-04-13 19:49:18] GodBleesYou : just massive candle
[2026-04-13 19:49:23] GodBleesYou : dont get stuck here
[2026-04-13 19:49:39] GodBleesYou : Ronnie!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 19:49:49] GodBleesYou : start runining!!!
[2026-04-13 19:51:09] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: https://www.tradingview.com/x/77fPXNrQ/
[2026-04-13 19:51:25] GodBleesYou : might hit 86 again might just fly to 89
[2026-04-13 19:51:32] GodBleesYou : please dont fakeout
[2026-04-13 19:51:34] GodBleesYou : just fly
[2026-04-13 19:52:10] GodBleesYou : bmex fomo should kick in soon
[2026-04-13 19:52:19] Vaaachaaa : sorry I can't understand your chart, very complex ^^
[2026-04-13 19:53:26] BlissRP : Vaaachaaa: nobody can but him, dont worry
[2026-04-13 19:53:32] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:54:27] blaster33 : CME gap closed
[2026-04-13 19:54:37] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: 1 small breakout is a lesson in teleportation
[2026-04-13 19:54:39] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-13 19:54:39] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3 xD
[2026-04-13 19:54:41] Vaaachaaa : I'm not the only one, that reassures me 😉
[2026-04-13 19:55:06] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: lol
[2026-04-13 19:55:07] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:55:22] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: Moo it till it fake it?
[2026-04-13 19:55:31] GodBleesYou : or fake it till you moo it?
[2026-04-13 19:55:33] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:55:36] BlissRP : fake it till you moo it ser!
[2026-04-13 19:55:41] GodBleesYou : dam
[2026-04-13 19:55:48] GodBleesYou : i should flip short? @BlissRP
[2026-04-13 19:55:49] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:56:02] BlissRP : you should handcuff yourself
[2026-04-13 19:56:06] BlissRP : as a friend
[2026-04-13 19:56:10] BlissRP : <3
[2026-04-13 19:56:11] neki : yea boy
[2026-04-13 19:56:26] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: jajajaja i love you budd
[2026-04-13 19:56:34] neki : belt around my neck whil e I choke myslef awhile masturbating on deeez nutz bullish action
[2026-04-13 19:56:54] neki : cheese-grater rubbing type action
[2026-04-13 19:57:00] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: mate i told you i dont know when.. but the jew will buy
[2026-04-13 19:57:05] GodBleesYou : buy the rule of 26
[2026-04-13 19:57:15] GodBleesYou : 2026 will end bullish
[2026-04-13 19:57:18] BlissRP : he can always smell the money from continents away
[2026-04-13 19:57:25] GodBleesYou : i just try to surrvive before it MOooo
[2026-04-13 19:59:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CRCLUSDT`: Buy 10.5300 CRCL @ 98.22 ($NaN) - RIP
[2026-04-13 20:00:37] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: https://www.tradingview.com/x/CBjck5d6/
[2026-04-13 20:00:43] OrangeBull : first gap closed
[2026-04-13 20:01:04] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: yes, next gap now ;)
[2026-04-13 20:02:54] Vaaachaaa : joke
[2026-04-13 20:02:59] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: closed for me
[2026-04-13 20:03:43] Vaaachaaa : nice day
[2026-04-13 20:03:49] Vaaachaaa : thx US
[2026-04-13 20:03:55] Vaaachaaa : everybody
[2026-04-13 20:03:58] GodBleesYou : so beary of you
[2026-04-13 20:04:29] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: what is beary ? :)
[2026-04-13 20:04:40] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: im bad in english :'(
[2026-04-13 20:04:43] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: big big
[2026-04-13 20:04:48] GodBleesYou : big bear
[2026-04-13 20:05:17] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: no ! never bear for me
[2026-04-13 20:05:53] Vaaachaaa : big profit for me ...
[2026-04-13 20:05:58] Vaaachaaa : I stop for today
[2026-04-13 20:06:28] Vaaachaaa : even if it still goes up, no regrets, I'm finally learning to take my profits...
[2026-04-13 20:07:32] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: <3 enjoy the rest of the day
[2026-04-13 20:07:58] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: Yeah :) thx sir
[2026-04-13 20:08:30] Vaaachaaa : see you tomorrow I think ;)
[2026-04-13 20:08:36] Vaaachaaa : bye bye
[2026-04-13 20:52:54] GodBleesYou : Only Mooo!!!
[2026-04-13 20:53:01] GodBleesYou : dont let those bears scare you
[2026-04-13 20:56:10] BMEXcheers : gotta trust the process
[2026-04-13 20:56:11] BMEXcheers : heh
[2026-04-13 20:59:40] GodBleesYou : looks so ready for massive one
[2026-04-13 20:59:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 21:03:53] MANsa_MOONsa : ugh im still under agua
[2026-04-13 21:07:56] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: just go long 250x all in and wick us to 180k
[2026-04-13 21:08:27] MANsa_MOONsa : already locked n loaded
[2026-04-13 21:08:58] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: <3
[2026-04-13 21:13:34] MANsa_MOONsa : =0)
[2026-04-13 21:27:29] MANsa_MOONsa : LONG IT
[2026-04-13 21:28:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMMM
[2026-04-13 21:30:34] ninnk : Predicted Rate -0.0642%
[2026-04-13 21:30:40] ninnk : vukking mental :kek:
[2026-04-13 21:33:04] BlissRP : ninnk: natural and organic beratards
[2026-04-13 21:40:36] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:38] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:55:42] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: pumpittup btc lezgohh mewnnnnnn
[2026-04-13 22:06:05] clarknova : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:06:39] PeacenLuv : gezz a top btc
[2026-04-13 22:07:11] PeacenLuv : look suis going again upseee daizee
[2026-04-13 22:07:16] PeacenLuv : 5min
[2026-04-13 22:08:37] chujev : 80k let's go
[2026-04-13 22:09:36] OrangeBull : The next funding wikll be crazy
[2026-04-13 22:10:05] OrangeBull : 0.06. that will be such ncie short squeeze
[2026-04-13 22:11:40] PeacenLuv : hangonnnn filecoin bullyz shes launching
[2026-04-13 22:11:54] PeacenLuv : stops sui 0.933
[2026-04-13 22:12:21] PeacenLuv : 73111 btc
[2026-04-13 22:12:26] PeacenLuv : stops up
[2026-04-13 22:12:44] PeacenLuv : dont b nice take all u can get satosheez
[2026-04-13 22:13:14] PeacenLuv : http://www.statueofsatoshi.com as the design
[2026-04-13 22:13:58] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 102 Cont @ 2283.16 ($17,134.46) - Up only!
[2026-04-13 22:14:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 699 Cont @ 2299.06 ($118,543.17) - Wallet's on a diet now!
[2026-04-13 22:15:49] BlissRP : we call this, the reality stage
[2026-04-13 22:15:56] BlissRP : welcome to hell bozos
[2026-04-13 22:15:59] neki : cute
[2026-04-13 22:16:13] contract details : clarknova: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.3404 XBT @ 74164.4 ($25,265.78) - Nice try, paper hands
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 7500 USD @ 74208.1
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSDT`: Buy 2.6400 ETH @ 2307.61 ($6,095.50) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-13 22:18:09] OrangeBull : I am, sorry if anyone shorted this
[2026-04-13 22:18:30] BlissRP : everyone shorted this
[2026-04-13 22:18:43] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:19:09] GodBleesYou : baby boy!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:13] GodBleesYou : baby boy!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:17] GodBleesYou : happy bull!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:21] GodBleesYou : boom boom
[2026-04-13 22:19:22] GodBleesYou : booom
[2026-04-13 22:19:23] GodBleesYou : <#
[2026-04-13 22:19:25] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:19:30] GodBleesYou : go badger go go
[2026-04-13 22:19:34] GodBleesYou : go badger go go
[2026-04-13 22:19:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:20:40] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: 12k sol buy on 1 min candle
[2026-04-13 22:20:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:20:42] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-13 22:20:50] GodBleesYou : Badger!!!!! we love you!!!
[2026-04-13 22:20:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 435 Cont @ 85.81 ($2,772.09) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2026-04-13 22:20:58] GodBleesYou : let the short covering start <3
[2026-04-13 22:23:06] speedwell : ooh, minny poomp
[2026-04-13 22:25:09] speedwell : can it get above the 100D ma?
[2026-04-13 22:26:41] GodBleesYou : speedwell: 186K OR NOTHING!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:26:54] HABANEROTLK : how is XBTUSD_T spot *so* misspriced
[2026-04-13 22:27:55] speedwell : GodBleesYou: That's next year.
[2026-04-13 22:28:00] Traczii : HABANEROTLK: free money
[2026-04-13 22:28:14] speedwell : Now we get fake out then dump
[2026-04-13 22:29:31] speedwell : next funding is harsh, bears be cooked if it goes up up up
[2026-04-13 22:31:13] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `QQQUSDT`: Buy 3.6800 QQQ @ 618.91 ($NaN) - Ciao, chow-chow!
[2026-04-13 22:31:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 46 Cont @ 2344.19 ($8,017.73) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-13 22:32:19] jotrader : boom lets go btc
[2026-04-13 22:33:12] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74111 mayb platform lag
[2026-04-13 22:34:01] PeacenLuv : 0.949 stops suikoin
[2026-04-13 22:37:25] Dario1 : HABANEROTLK: no arbitrageurs to step in :arthur:
[2026-04-13 22:37:41] HABANEROTLK : free money
[2026-04-13 22:38:00] Dario1 : indeed hehe
[2026-04-13 22:38:04] BlissRP : yea, yours
[2026-04-13 22:38:06] BlissRP : :kek;
[2026-04-13 22:38:12] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:38:42] Traczii : Got no usdt rn staking everything, otherwise wouldve bought it myself :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:39:12] BlissRP : staking? like vlad the impaler/
[2026-04-13 22:39:16] BlissRP : ?*
[2026-04-13 22:39:23] thankyousomuch : Hi nulls
[2026-04-13 22:39:35] thankyousomuch : and bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started
[2026-04-13 22:39:38] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:39:40] thankyousomuch : ↘️
[2026-04-13 22:39:56] Traczii : staking the future of France :bmex: :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:40:47] Traczii : damn btc spot mm broke
[2026-04-13 22:44:43] bluemaster : Bueno Dias Muchachos , did I miss anything ?
[2026-04-13 22:44:54] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 305,000 USD @ 70871.7222 ```
[2026-04-13 22:44:59] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-13 22:45:04] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1221 XBT RPNL, 0.1971 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 22:45:43] bluemaster : This Market Maker is wanker ,did anyone told him we don;t use stops 😜
[2026-04-13 22:46:20] bluemaster : 73.6 days to expire
[2026-04-13 22:46:31] bluemaster : whatever price ..
[2026-04-13 22:51:20] bluemaster : /liq xbtu26 ``` :bitmex: XBTU26: 1857 ```
[2026-04-13 22:53:12] clarknova : :)
[2026-04-13 22:53:48] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 4 Cont @ 2352.12 ($701.16)
[2026-04-13 22:54:26] BlissRP : are you ready kids?
[2026-04-13 22:54:50] MrBritcoin : stop humt
[2026-04-13 22:55:07] BlissRP : cope hunt
[2026-04-13 22:56:39] blaster33 : so today trump did one of the month bearish action, and we pump wtf
[2026-04-13 22:56:49] blaster33 : most*
[2026-04-13 22:57:25] MrBritcoin : blaster33: just clearing retail
[2026-04-13 23:03:29] ninnk : well guess that's it for twitter market we just press random buttons now and pray
[2026-04-13 23:03:40] ninnk : no one's buying trumps schit anymore lmao
[2026-04-13 23:10:44] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 500 USD @ 74865 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 50 XRP @ 1.3762 ($68.84)
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BCHUSD`: Buy 2 Cont @ 439.5 ($65.81)
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 1.3768 ($20.61)
[2026-04-13 23:15:34] neki : lol
[2026-04-13 23:15:59] neki : so I have this 74800 limit sell order on poloniex since 24th march
[2026-04-13 23:16:10] neki : now price just hit 74800 on poloniex just now
[2026-04-13 23:16:55] neki : ofc I did not het filled as instantly, the fkkin sell wall appears jusgt tiny bellow it, and is trying ti rekt me out
[2026-04-13 23:27:55] thankyousomuch : ended :pepe:
[2026-04-13 23:30:23] SmackThat : Finnish him
[2026-04-13 23:50:45] PeacenLuv : SmackThat: who
[2026-04-13 23:50:59] PeacenLuv : i waznapping xcuz
[2026-04-13 23:51:24] PeacenLuv : btfd btc
[2026-04-13 23:57:12] bluemaster : neki: that is reason I use only market orders mate ,you trading on a Bucket shop
[2026-04-13 23:57:17] nylon123 : bastard bitcoin
[2026-04-13 23:57:29] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 320,000 USD @ 71146.0201 ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:33] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:38] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1284 XBT RPNL, 0.2044 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:45] bluemaster : /pnl xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 0.0086 XBT RPNL, 0.2177 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 23:59:21] bmagic : We have reached my temporary short range to 67k
[2026-04-14 00:09:29] GodBleesYou : MOOOOO it!!!!!
[2026-04-14 00:09:52] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: <3
[2026-04-14 00:10:14] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: what you say....
[2026-04-14 00:10:43] GodBleesYou : bears gonna take it without lube?
[2026-04-14 00:10:58] GodBleesYou : i am lowering bit risk here
[2026-04-14 00:11:05] GodBleesYou : will scale back if it wick down
[2026-04-14 00:11:17] GodBleesYou : seems like nice range trade as bull
[2026-04-14 00:11:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 74302.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-14 00:18:31] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-14 00:21:38] bmagic : Longs doomed
[2026-04-14 00:22:32] MANsa_MOONsa : im out
[2026-04-14 00:23:48] iFinex_Scam : @admin why keep killing the ui the chart order menu gone for an ugly white aditional pop up wtf
[2026-04-14 00:35:11] thankyousomuch : Dr. Pullrun is back 😳
[2026-04-14 00:36:01] thankyousomuch : Pullers backwards
[2026-04-14 00:39:14] thankyousomuch : it goes pullwards
[2026-04-14 00:41:27] GodBleesYou : SEXY!!!!!
[2026-04-14 00:42:50] GodBleesYou : bmagic: YOU SHORTING THIS?
[2026-04-14 00:42:50] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 00:49:28] GodBleesYou : wick it to 72800 just to trap bears again please
[2026-04-14 00:50:01] GodBleesYou : lets refuel before we lunch
[2026-04-14 00:50:11] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-14 00:50:44] speedwell : If this holds...I sold a some here, looks toppy
[2026-04-14 00:51:45] speedwell : future funding went from -.05 to -.02. Somebody changed their mind.
[2026-04-14 00:52:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 74164.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-14 00:52:54] PeacenLuv : btfd btc lezgohh
[2026-04-14 00:53:15] speedwell : I have a magic line at 73874.
[2026-04-14 00:53:17] GodBleesYou : speedwell: i sold some as well
[2026-04-14 00:53:23] GodBleesYou : 50% of the position
[2026-04-14 00:53:29] GodBleesYou : ready to reload
[2026-04-14 00:53:34] GodBleesYou : wick it bears
[2026-04-14 00:53:40] GodBleesYou : lets us trap you once more
[2026-04-14 00:53:42] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 00:53:44] speedwell : good choice, take the money while you can!
[2026-04-14 00:53:54] GodBleesYou : speedwell: offcourse i am jewish
[2026-04-14 00:53:55] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 00:54:49] thankyousomuch : 50k
[2026-04-14 00:54:52] speedwell : with interest!
[2026-04-14 00:54:57] speedwell : hehe
[2026-04-14 00:55:11] thankyousomuch : inversed toilet
[2026-04-14 00:55:18] thankyousomuch : its over longers
[2026-04-14 00:55:38] GodBleesYou : speedwell: :arthur:
[2026-04-14 01:01:34] GodBleesYou : wick it!!!!
[2026-04-14 01:01:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 01:02:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 74035.4 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-14 01:03:42] PeacenLuv : long entry 74122 poompahh lezgohh btc
[2026-04-14 01:03:46] PeacenLuv : fullybully
[2026-04-14 01:19:48] MANsa_MOONsa : WELL WELL WELL
[2026-04-14 01:20:40] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: 126k dully dully 😆
[2026-04-14 01:31:26] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0020 XBT RPNL, -0.0152 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-14 01:31:34] MANsa_MOONsa : -_______-
[2026-04-14 01:36:01] kjzsbtby : btc raped me today with that out of nowhere pump from 73.2k to 74.5k
[2026-04-14 01:36:15] kjzsbtby : I was taking a shit when it triggered my stop
[2026-04-14 01:36:26] MANsa_MOONsa : oh nooo
[2026-04-14 01:36:36] MANsa_MOONsa : dont use triggers next time
[2026-04-14 01:37:56] kjzsbtby : I would be worst now , my stop was at 73500, my short was around 73.1k
[2026-04-14 01:38:07] kjzsbtby : but it came out of nowhere :c
[2026-04-14 01:44:47] PeacenLuv : 😄😄 @kjzsbtby pumpittup
[2026-04-14 01:59:37] bluemaster : Beras should not give up so easy and martingale more ,please try once more or we will never hit 200k 😜
[2026-04-14 01:59:54] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 320,000 USD @ 71146.0201 ```
[2026-04-14 01:59:58] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-14 02:02:24] BitMEX_Chase : iFinex_Scam: Hi! The chart order menu was simplified to save space and keep the chart view clean. This new pop-up focuses on quick Limit orders. If you prefer the full set of options, the main order panel on the side is still available. We hear your feedback on the design!
[2026-04-14 02:27:32] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -30,000 USD @ 74468.4812 ```
[2026-04-14 02:28:23] speedwell : price and 100D MA are looking to have a meeting.
[2026-04-14 02:29:28] bmagic : The dumpening
[2026-04-14 02:30:21] GodBleesYou : bmagic: the dumping is near
[2026-04-14 02:30:22] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 02:34:40] GodBleesYou : WICK IT BIG BEAR OF MINE
[2026-04-14 02:38:03] iFinex_Scam : BitMEX_Chase: i understand what you did but now user need to interact with the chart and later go to the order menu outside the chart is really bad bro for real i use the old order menu inside the chart alot
[2026-04-14 02:38:22] iFinex_Scam : vibe code intensify ?
[2026-04-14 02:52:13] thankyousomuch : i will just life below 100k for next 3k years
[2026-04-14 02:55:31] thankyousomuch : btc wont go up with western living standards
[2026-04-14 02:55:45] thankyousomuch : 200k only if europe and usa and china poor
[2026-04-14 02:55:59] thankyousomuch : 1k if nothing changes :pepe:
[2026-04-14 02:56:03] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:
[2026-04-14 02:56:45] thankyousomuch : Gyarrr :arthur:
[2026-04-14 03:00:46] thankyousomuch : 🎡🏃
[2026-04-14 03:36:33] 45th_blown_account : what in the name of big fat violent bounce :arthur:
[2026-04-14 03:45:38] BitMEX_Chet : iFinex_Scam: are there any things in particular that you'd like added to the new chart order input? What would make it better?
[2026-04-14 04:04:02] GodBleesYou : we belive in power of bears?
[2026-04-14 04:04:08] GodBleesYou : come on wick it big bear
[2026-04-14 04:04:14] GodBleesYou : let us long the dip
[2026-04-14 04:30:03] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-14 04:30:07] BlissRP : pray harder
[2026-04-14 04:30:14] BlissRP : l'chaim it
[2026-04-14 04:30:30] speedwell : Looking stronk
[2026-04-14 05:18:58] bmagic : GodBleesYou: have already spoken sir
[2026-04-14 05:25:30] GodBleesYou : bmagic: I GO TO SLEEP BU T I HOPE IT WILL DUMP AND I WILL WAKE UP IN A LONG <3
[2026-04-14 05:25:36] GodBleesYou : LONG IT LONG ?
[2026-04-14 05:26:52] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-14 05:32:40] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc long entry 74382
[2026-04-14 05:47:57] PeacenLuv : 😟long entry 74312
[2026-04-14 05:48:15] PeacenLuv : poompahh lezgohh
[2026-04-14 05:58:38] bmagic : GodBleesYou: no not longing until 69k retested
[2026-04-14 06:05:22] speedwell : Last time we got above this line, it took 9 4hr candles to resolve.
[2026-04-14 06:06:03] speedwell : do the math...because I can't.
[2026-04-14 06:08:52] speedwell : “Prove strength… or I assume weakness”
[2026-04-14 06:10:57] speedwell : I think this applies to the USA at the moment.
[2026-04-14 06:29:34] OrangeBull : iFinex_Scam: What they did change in the chart?
[2026-04-14 06:30:55] BitMEX_Chet : OrangeBull: simplified the way to place orders from the chart. But means we don't include the full set of order options
[2026-04-14 06:33:28] speedwell : Well, udo that shit.
[2026-04-14 06:34:25] speedwell : dumb white window?
[2026-04-14 06:35:59] speedwell : Why change something that was fine? were there any complaints? @BitMEX_Chet
[2026-04-14 06:38:05] speedwell : about the previous system.
[2026-04-14 06:52:21] OrangeBull : I dont see the white window in the chart
[2026-04-14 07:15:12] Enpm : OrangeBull: click the plus next to the price, then place new order
[2026-04-14 07:15:37] Enpm : it's white for me
[2026-04-14 07:17:20] BitMEX_Chet : speedwell: Yeah, some people got confused and placed market orders and were surprised they didn't auto change to limit. But yeah that's the input they are talking about @Enpm
[2026-04-14 07:18:15] bluemaster : how to select which future contract to buy :https://x.com/RadioRomaX/status/2043919392191213716
[2026-04-14 07:18:21] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 320,000 USD @ 71146.0201 ```
[2026-04-14 07:18:25] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-14 07:18:39] bluemaster : /liq xbtu26 this one is secret ``` :bitmex: XBTU26: 1848 ```
[2026-04-14 07:19:59] iFinex_Scam : BitMEX_Chet: yes if you plan to keep the new ux/ui for the order chart, use same data placeholder as the main order menu, add the theme color of the user, while this new approach is really bad at least use the data already in the main order menu on it
[2026-04-14 07:21:32] iFinex_Scam : but i told you this is really bad make the chart orders really slow bad really bad
[2026-04-14 07:31:19] iFinex_Scam : remove the copy price section as the chart menu already have copy price
[2026-04-14 07:32:13] iFinex_Scam : add a buy sell button to 1 click buy sell using the data and order type and price already defined in the main order menu
[2026-04-14 08:01:04] BitMEX_Chet : Gotcha, so the one click approach is what you want there to get an order in fast, and the order size to sync. We can play with the colours, but it disappears if it's the same one (I had similar feedback internally on colours). If we can get you to an order faster with the simplified input would that work for you @iFinex_Scam?
[2026-04-14 08:03:45] BitMEX_Chet : iFinex_Scam: For pure speed, if you don't use hedge mode, then I'd suggest you should look at the hotkey trading we offer too. You can set that up with the keyboard icon on the trade page. Then you can press a key on your keyboard for long or short then just click the price you want it to place at for the fastest order input possible
[2026-04-14 08:26:14] speedwell : It was find before. Just sound like an old dude now. Why fix what ain't broke?
[2026-04-14 08:27:52] iFinex_Scam : BitMEX_Chet: yeah the hotkey would do the job, yes on chart order speed is key "price" "ordType" "size" in one click or max 2 click on the same chart would be nice
[2026-04-14 08:29:15] speedwell : nuther green 4hr...
[2026-04-14 08:29:37] iFinex_Scam : speedwell: +1 , i bet is because they try remove html from the chart because the mobile view idk
[2026-04-14 08:31:00] speedwell : hands up? it's their business.
[2026-04-14 08:32:09] BlissRP : handz up btc berz
[2026-04-14 08:35:48] 45th_blown_account : when BTC great again :pepe:
[2026-04-14 08:41:14] iFinex_Scam : hotkeys send me to hell on firefox
[2026-04-14 08:41:31] iFinex_Scam : any use hotkeys for limit orders ?
[2026-04-14 08:48:14] speedwell : This is a stick up!
[2026-04-14 08:51:04] speedwell : I think the 100D MA and price like each other?
[2026-04-14 08:52:14] iFinex_Scam : @admin can you revert the chart order menu ? do it in testnet please ?
[2026-04-14 08:54:01] iFinex_Scam : i wanna cry for real
[2026-04-14 08:54:24] speedwell : If you were a cop, and they said...a psychic told us where the body is. And it was right where she said, What's the first thing you'd think?
[2026-04-14 08:57:01] ninnk : probably who let her out the kitchen
[2026-04-14 08:57:11] speedwell : WE need to hire more sidechicks. Dah.
[2026-04-14 09:01:51] Enpm : speedwell: Trying to make it better for folks who haven't spent years in the UI is hard unfortunately. I'm sharing the feedback to the team though to get it improved
[2026-04-14 09:03:01] BitMEX_Emo : iFinex_Scam: Thanks for your feedback, I have forwarded your request to the front end team - however I cannot promise anything at this moment
[2026-04-14 09:03:32] BitMEX_Emo : 😢
[2026-04-14 09:06:21] BitMEX_Chet : iFinex_Scam: Yep agreed on the speed, will try and get an improvement. Hotkeys on firefox yeah are a bit broken, we do recommend chrome for making sure they work reliably as we can't get consistent reads of the key + click in Firefox. No revert on the chart for today though.
[2026-04-14 09:07:13] BitMEX_Chet : speedwell: gotta justify my job somehow 😉
[2026-04-14 09:23:02] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -50,000 USD @ 74673.676 ```
[2026-04-14 09:32:54] neki : its not about how deep beras can get this.. Its about how deep bullaz allow this- truth!
[2026-04-14 09:34:07] neki : bmagic: u sure u wanna invalidate the last H4 in the making :D ?
[2026-04-14 09:37:11] BlissRP : he wants to be a dickless thai streetwalker
[2026-04-14 09:37:14] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-14 09:38:29] neki : well, it takes balls to lose balls. :D *Arthurial wisdom*ž
[2026-04-14 09:38:37] BlissRP : +1 ser +1
[2026-04-14 09:39:24] bmagic : If this doesnt dump i will eat steak for dinner
[2026-04-14 09:41:51] neki : question is, is it gonna be as dikk-licious as the usual menu? :D
[2026-04-14 09:44:24] speedwell : I keep getting hungry, every day!
[2026-04-14 09:44:38] neki : but it is, in a sense, prime area to dump.. being 5% above historical downtrend, i'd maybe bet the foreskin on the dump here, also..
[2026-04-14 09:44:51] bmagic : Its gonna be medium rare but also big and brown
[2026-04-14 09:46:43] BlissRP : sounds like what i just made in the toilet
[2026-04-14 09:46:51] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-14 09:47:31] RobVacation : is pump . he cums every time. U feal fantastic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ8aqP2NWk8&t=763s
[2026-04-14 09:48:58] RobVacation : He is in heaven.lol
[2026-04-14 09:49:16] speedwell : I think the 100 ma and price want to make love.
[2026-04-14 09:49:43] speedwell : I just not sue for how long?
[2026-04-14 09:51:19] speedwell : It's hard to know who likes who more?
[2026-04-14 09:56:34] BlissRP : but what if it kisses the 200 instead
[2026-04-14 09:56:37] BlissRP : wouldnt that be more fun
[2026-04-14 09:56:39] BlissRP : i think so
[2026-04-14 09:56:56] BlissRP : :rocket: :downrocket:
[2026-04-14 09:57:27] BlissRP : baiting everyone to go full bulltard is way more fun
[2026-04-14 09:57:43] BlissRP : then another 50% damp :kek:
[2026-04-14 10:06:53] speedwell : who is leaning into who. a kiss is fine, but imagine an afair?
[2026-04-14 10:09:27] speedwell : I mean the price is just on the rebound with the 200. And she only went with him because she was sad about the time she used to ride the 50ma.
[2026-04-14 10:09:49] BlissRP : you may have been an author in a past life ser
[2026-04-14 10:10:54] speedwell : to go balls deep with the 100 would be Mills and Boon.
[2026-04-14 10:14:14] speedwell : even though he is on the decline, some think he can make a turn around. If only he could work out how to attach the handle bars to his bike.
[2026-04-14 10:40:20] RobVacation : We have to retake 100 K level to think about a new ALH. Weekly can still go more down.
[2026-04-14 10:40:37] RobVacation : *ATH
[2026-04-14 10:55:26] contract details : rob ayyy roob
[2026-04-14 10:55:29] contract details : stop saying arousing things
[2026-04-14 11:07:38] bmagic : Dont ever long ethereum
[2026-04-14 11:07:43] bmagic : Never especially not now
[2026-04-14 11:07:58] bmagic : Why would u long that piece of scam
[2026-04-14 11:08:44] bmagic : Doom to Ethereum
[2026-04-14 11:39:15] bmagic : Long ethereum
[2026-04-14 11:40:03] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄😄😄pumpittup btc
[2026-04-14 11:52:39] PeacenLuv : 5min btc goin up
[2026-04-14 11:59:38] neki : i smell fkkery
[2026-04-14 11:59:59] bluemaster : it is not easy to be short https://x.com/Himbaza328207/status/2043775565044273397
[2026-04-14 12:00:04] chotto_matte : that's just the mcdonalds smell
[2026-04-14 12:00:06] bluemaster : /position xbtu26 ``` :bitmex: XBTU26: 800 USD @ 72204.7727 ```
[2026-04-14 12:00:22] bluemaster : cashed in
[2026-04-14 12:00:30] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-14 12:00:38] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 305,000 USD @ 71146.0201 ```
[2026-04-14 12:03:05] bluemaster : BlissRP: you don;t get it ,what is point dumping to 50k from 60k when you can go up and down all year here
[2026-04-14 12:05:26] bluemaster : we done already 4 x times up and down 10k
[2026-04-14 12:29:51] PeacenLuv : btc long entry 74280 lezgohh
[2026-04-14 12:30:05] PeacenLuv : pooompahhhh btc
[2026-04-14 12:31:31] GodBleesYou : so it wanna go up?
[2026-04-14 12:31:33] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-14 12:37:34] BMEXcheers : i lost $50 in paper trade today
[2026-04-14 12:37:35] BMEXcheers : :(
[2026-04-14 12:37:40] BMEXcheers : im not cut out for trading
[2026-04-14 12:39:09] GodBleesYou : BMEXcheers: <3
[2026-04-14 12:39:29] GodBleesYou : BMEXcheers: i lost more then 300k till i had good algo <3
[2026-04-14 12:39:38] GodBleesYou : keep pushing throw @BMEXcheers
[2026-04-14 12:40:09] BMEXcheers : I did find a bug yesterday, so its good
[2026-04-14 12:40:22] BMEXcheers : im logging all of the data
[2026-04-14 12:40:28] BMEXcheers : then feed ti claude to review
[2026-04-14 12:40:46] BMEXcheers : and find if the algo is working as expected or any bugs or improvements
[2026-04-14 13:02:49] PeacenLuv : pumpittup 5min xbtusdper go long
[2026-04-14 13:05:12] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄😄stops up 74508
[2026-04-14 13:05:33] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhhhweeeee btccccc
[2026-04-14 13:09:52] neki : i dont reli trust you murica
[2026-04-14 13:11:00] GodBleesYou : Where shiro the hero?
[2026-04-14 13:11:06] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-14 13:12:03] GodBleesYou : shorting breakout without lube :(
[2026-04-14 13:13:17] neki : I hope he ddint get one heroic short too many
[2026-04-14 13:17:26] GodBleesYou : mmmm i want it to go down..
[2026-04-14 13:17:30] GodBleesYou : but it wanna go up...
[2026-04-14 13:17:44] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0053 XBT RPNL, -0.0349 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-14 13:17:52] neki : this range is retarded as hell. Order posting here is kinda shty, as thers high risk of spoof triggers either way
[2026-04-14 13:17:52] GodBleesYou : should i fomo 250x all in long? @MANsa_MOONsa
[2026-04-14 13:17:56] MANsa_MOONsa : going down
[2026-04-14 13:18:01] GodBleesYou : Long it Long? or Soft? @MANsa_MOONsa
[2026-04-14 13:18:13] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: i hope it really go down
[2026-04-14 13:18:21] GodBleesYou : i sold most of the postions @MANsa_MOONsa
[2026-04-14 13:18:27] MANsa_MOONsa : iys going down
[2026-04-14 13:18:36] MANsa_MOONsa : be prepared for 80 tho just in case
[2026-04-14 13:18:43] MANsa_MOONsa : making this a fat short
[2026-04-14 13:18:48] MANsa_MOONsa : half way in
[2026-04-14 13:18:56] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: yes we might see a small wave down
[2026-04-14 13:18:56] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0053 XBT RPNL, -0.0408 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-14 13:19:15] GodBleesYou : bullls will attack moonsa.. it looks prime to test 80-90k @MANsa_MOONsa
[2026-04-14 13:19:27] MANsa_MOONsa : good
[2026-04-14 13:19:31] MANsa_MOONsa : my liquid is 115
[2026-04-14 13:19:32] GodBleesYou : but lets hope and pray for 1 more trap
[2026-04-14 13:19:33] MANsa_MOONsa : =0)
[2026-04-14 13:19:53] MANsa_MOONsa : wont moon until weekend
[2026-04-14 13:20:09] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: i pray for it!!! let it dump...
[2026-04-14 13:20:14] GodBleesYou : i wanna scale in again <3
[2026-04-14 13:30:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `INTCUSDT`: Sell 0.1500 INTC @ 64.05 ($NaN) - Paper hands beat dead hands
[2026-04-14 13:30:33] Gjergj : :bog: mordor.exe :downrocket: :arthur:
[2026-04-14 13:33:44] MANsa_MOONsa : we kiss 76
[2026-04-14 13:33:51] MANsa_MOONsa : nice little fakey
[2026-04-14 13:33:54] MANsa_MOONsa : and i can add more
[2026-04-14 13:36:37] Gjergj : MANsa_MOONsa: gc
[2026-04-14 13:38:50] PeacenLuv : wheres gandalf
[2026-04-14 13:39:10] PeacenLuv : 5min pumpin
[2026-04-14 13:39:55] PeacenLuv : my charts r werkin
[2026-04-14 13:40:02] neki : something trick going o here... prices funny everywhere, spot divergence is never good sign either way
[2026-04-14 13:40:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMM
[2026-04-14 13:41:11] PeacenLuv : 😴😓😓btc new ath inbound lezgohh
[2026-04-14 13:41:39] PeacenLuv : dubl to 150k usd per