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BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
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[2026-04-13 17:58:39] Vaaachaaa : sorry for my bad eng
[2026-04-13 17:59:00] neki : ahh my friends, wick it tot he upsdide well and good
[2026-04-13 17:59:22] neki : PeacenLuv: +1 tool
[2026-04-13 18:02:27] GodBleesYou : neki: look like we got rejected on 1 min chart
[2026-04-13 18:02:31] GodBleesYou : bulls so weak
[2026-04-13 18:02:33] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-13 18:04:46] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: yes, but with spike §at 59k and 84k
[2026-04-13 18:05:00] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: 1 m xD reassure me, is this a joke? :p
[2026-04-13 18:05:26] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: Owwwwww, very nice range yes
[2026-04-13 18:06:17] Vaaachaaa : It could be nice to get this range, it's true, until the conflicts eventually subside
[2026-04-13 18:12:46] PeacenLuv : Coin Bros - We Talking Crypto (Official Music Video) CoinBros btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQQFA9YXCZ0
[2026-04-13 18:13:30] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: my code work amazing on 1 min love
[2026-04-13 18:14:29] neki : GodBleesYou: keep on your toes
[2026-04-13 18:14:33] neki : this is banging tonite
[2026-04-13 18:16:10] Vaaachaaa : I didn't code anything in 1 minute, too many false signals how do you do it? you manage to scalp?
[2026-04-13 18:16:30] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: one sec i will show you
[2026-04-13 18:16:35] GodBleesYou : pretty simple scalper
[2026-04-13 18:16:43] GodBleesYou : high win rate
[2026-04-13 18:18:18] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: rly ? show me yes plz
[2026-04-13 18:20:30] Vaaachaaa : I hope that we will push it up to 75 minimum today
[2026-04-13 18:22:12] PeacenLuv : Toby Ganger + Decap - Welcome To The Blockchain (The Bitcoin Song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbzNJr26H-4 btc pumpy
[2026-04-13 18:23:02] Vaaachaaa : https://www.tradingview.com/x/bFL7LoGh/ break ?
[2026-04-13 18:24:00] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: rules of the code blue line (bulls) white line (bears) blue>whiteflip long and place limit order to buy any dip white>blue flip long and place limit order to sell any pump white < 36 sell 1% every candle and place limit order to buy the dip white >68 buy 1% every candle and place limit order to sell the incoming pump and reapt reapt endless scale in and out flowring and lowring position size breath in breath out <3 flow https://www.tradingview.com/x/casd6ozK/
[2026-04-13 18:24:28] GodBleesYou : https://www.tradingview.com/x/77fPXNrQ/
[2026-04-13 18:24:57] GodBleesYou : blue arrows are long red candle shorts purrple are flips or tps hit
[2026-04-13 18:25:24] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: UFFF !! 👀👀👀 You are ET !!! ^^
[2026-04-13 18:25:31] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: <3
[2026-04-13 18:25:46] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: very smart
[2026-04-13 18:26:17] Vaaachaaa : a lot of difficulty to understand even with the explanations but it's ok :p
[2026-04-13 18:26:20] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: yea i flow with market i dont counter it
[2026-04-13 18:27:03] GodBleesYou : better flow with bull market then counter it
[2026-04-13 18:27:46] GodBleesYou : market can dump 100% but it can pump 200% with algos that shit makes short 2x more risky but pepole keep ignoring it
[2026-04-13 18:28:41] GodBleesYou : i have 2 layers of other algos to counter my bear side to i will not get stuck on daily bottom and stuff like this.. bears always lose... always... it is a rule of the markets....
[2026-04-13 18:29:22] GodBleesYou : the bankers always gonna print more money.. more fiat = more bull ammo.... bull have unlimted amount of fiat.... so bear always gonna lose at the end
[2026-04-13 18:29:42] GodBleesYou : bear market is just somthing temperrory... bull always always win in the end
[2026-04-13 18:29:44] Vaaachaaa : we agree, we are here to buy, and only the big investment funds should create the ceilings
[2026-04-13 18:29:53] GodBleesYou : so if you write algo keep it in mind @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:30:00] PeacenLuv : Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (Bitcoin Version) Lil Bubble btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3TzVgGyBFs
[2026-04-13 18:30:09] GodBleesYou : have an algo to counter you bear side @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:31:15] Vaaachaaa : I hate short and I almost never do it
[2026-04-13 18:31:23] GodBleesYou : when ever my bear side wining to much other code start to place orders at -50% so if market wick i catch it on other algo while this when shorting the bottom @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:31:38] Vaaachaaa : I leave that for big wallets
[2026-04-13 18:31:44] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: when xrp wicked to 1.5 from 2.9 i catched that bottom <3
[2026-04-13 18:32:01] GodBleesYou : that was so sexy
[2026-04-13 18:32:15] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: yes you need big wallats
[2026-04-13 18:32:29] GodBleesYou : i have many stupid rules that proved them self to work
[2026-04-13 18:32:48] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I made a lot of mistakes with xrp... I got it for 50 cents and I didn't sell 3 dolls
[2026-04-13 18:33:02] GodBleesYou : if tp hit on spot i place buy back at -80% happend to me many times i got filled by some crazy wicks
[2026-04-13 18:33:11] GodBleesYou : my tps on xrp is always 520%
[2026-04-13 18:33:22] GodBleesYou : so if xrp wick out from no where i always catch those
[2026-04-13 18:33:40] GodBleesYou : thats why algos are good for those black swan events
[2026-04-13 18:34:01] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: i dont worry about xrp
[2026-04-13 18:34:04] GodBleesYou : it will pump
[2026-04-13 18:34:09] Vaaachaaa : MMM I see, very smart
[2026-04-13 18:34:17] Vaaachaaa : yes...
[2026-04-13 18:34:31] Vaaachaaa : David ;)
[2026-04-13 18:34:38] Vaaachaaa : he is smart
[2026-04-13 18:35:15] Vaaachaaa : everyone is really smart anyway, i feel uneducated sometimes
[2026-04-13 18:35:33] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: naa man all good i am just a gamer
[2026-04-13 18:35:47] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 18:36:08] GodBleesYou : trading is a game for me.. i am just good gamer jajaja @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:36:10] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 18:36:31] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: respect begins with humility, you are a good person I feel it
[2026-04-13 18:37:21] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: try to play LoL
[2026-04-13 18:37:34] GodBleesYou : it is proven to improve trading skills for real
[2026-04-13 18:37:38] GodBleesYou : life so funny
[2026-04-13 18:37:40] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 18:38:34] Vaaachaaa : ahahaha
[2026-04-13 18:39:30] Vaaachaaa : I played a lot of video games personally and now I play a lot less I become more active in life and yes you are right, life is beautiful
[2026-04-13 18:40:06] ninnk : league :kek:
[2026-04-13 18:40:08] ninnk : what are you, 12?
[2026-04-13 18:40:11] ninnk : :kek:
[2026-04-13 18:41:06] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: one day I saw a gentleman who had a bot on bybit I think it was a market maker bot it was so perfect with so many orders in microseconds it was impressive
[2026-04-13 18:41:21] contract details : and i know a lot of bots i tell ya
[2026-04-13 18:41:30] contract details : that was the best biggest fastest bot ever seen
[2026-04-13 18:43:30] Vaaachaaa : I'm waiting to recover a little USDT to possibly make a bot with good currency management to follow the trades of certain groups because I lost a large sum during the customs tariffs (it was my fault)
[2026-04-13 18:51:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BRENTUSDT`: Sell 717.6000 BRENT @ 94.77 ($NaN) - Liquidated so hard the exchange sent flowers
[2026-04-13 18:58:14] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BRENTUSDT`: Sell 551.1000 BRENT @ 93.42 ($NaN) - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act
[2026-04-13 19:05:12] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-13 19:05:32] Shiro : Wtf why we're still above 70k!
[2026-04-13 19:06:18] Shiro : So expensive 😂🤣
[2026-04-13 19:06:23] Shiro : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 19:07:53] Vaaachaaa : Are you saying that because you are short?
[2026-04-13 19:08:34] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: exactly 💯🤣
[2026-04-13 19:11:26] Shiro : But this is don't care about me it wants to go to 69 🌝
[2026-04-13 19:12:23] Shiro : And as soon as I flipped it longs I'll start to saying nonsense bullish things 😄🌚
[2026-04-13 19:12:49] Traczii : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEWQFhrUA 22:35 - 22:45 but instead of traders also profiting with the exchange, we get assaulted on mex :doge: :bmex:
[2026-04-13 19:13:34] Shiro : Top top here 💩🚨
[2026-04-13 19:13:50] Shiro : Now 3k coming
[2026-04-13 19:14:26] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: I'm short and underwater 😂🤣
[2026-04-13 19:14:49] Vaaachaaa : I know
[2026-04-13 19:15:15] Vaaachaaa : stop loss ? or big portfolio I hope for you
[2026-04-13 19:15:24] Shiro : But if you have sense of humour you know this is going down heavy 🪨😶
[2026-04-13 19:15:32] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71760.2061 ```
[2026-04-13 19:18:21] Shiro : @bmagic can you strike it down please
[2026-04-13 19:18:23] GodBleesYou : mmm only Moo?
[2026-04-13 19:18:44] Shiro : Big doom
[2026-04-13 19:18:59] GodBleesYou : ninnk: i am old :(
[2026-04-13 19:19:06] GodBleesYou : think old long ago it was season 1
[2026-04-13 19:19:10] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-13 19:19:41] GodBleesYou : i am so old i played gta 1
[2026-04-13 19:19:43] GodBleesYou : :)
[2026-04-13 19:21:09] ninnk : i played pong so what :pepe:
[2026-04-13 19:21:36] snowdenn : there is no elvis gang in pong =)
[2026-04-13 19:22:07] ninnk : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:25:05] GodBleesYou : Shiro: shiro....
[2026-04-13 19:25:29] GodBleesYou : knok knok.... bulls are here?
[2026-04-13 19:25:45] Shiro : Too here
[2026-04-13 19:25:54] GodBleesYou : as bull you should be bullusih...
[2026-04-13 19:26:01] GodBleesYou : you should be happy badger testing 73k
[2026-04-13 19:26:14] GodBleesYou : soon we might see small bullrun
[2026-04-13 19:26:28] GodBleesYou : you will miss it for 1-2% entery? @Shiro
[2026-04-13 19:26:41] GodBleesYou : i rather lose 10% then miss a clean breakout
[2026-04-13 19:26:54] BlissRP : has anyoone seen a symmetrical triangle before?
[2026-04-13 19:27:01] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:27:04] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3
[2026-04-13 19:27:18] GodBleesYou : Moo it go Big bear gonna attack us?
[2026-04-13 19:27:21] GodBleesYou : jaja
[2026-04-13 19:27:24] Shiro : GodBleesYou: nahh but I'll start to join and adding up from 68
[2026-04-13 19:27:44] BlissRP : you can join from 88
[2026-04-13 19:27:50] BlissRP : special price just for you
[2026-04-13 19:28:02] BlissRP : its good deal bro
[2026-04-13 19:32:03] CaptainMooncoin : Has anyone seen @Shawn-Williams???
[2026-04-13 19:32:36] CaptainMooncoin : Is he sucking on a bitcoin green wick?
[2026-04-13 19:34:23] CaptainMooncoin : Or did he lose all his money and selling sperm now?
[2026-04-13 19:35:25] Vaaachaaa : CaptainMooncoin: selling sperm, nice joke ^^
[2026-04-13 19:35:50] Vaaachaaa : but respect my godfather!
[2026-04-13 19:35:52] Vaaachaaa : :p
[2026-04-13 19:37:52] Vaaachaaa : 999
[2026-04-13 19:38:37] Vaaachaaa : ♋
[2026-04-13 19:45:10] GodBleesYou : only mo?????
[2026-04-13 19:45:13] GodBleesYou : for real?
[2026-04-13 19:45:17] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:45:22] GodBleesYou : Mo it baby boy Moo it
[2026-04-13 19:46:15] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I have a buy signal weekly parabolic
[2026-04-13 19:46:29] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: lets go!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 19:46:37] GodBleesYou : target? @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 19:46:42] GodBleesYou : 105k?
[2026-04-13 19:46:43] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:46:59] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I don't know... Give me a nice fibo plz sir
[2026-04-13 19:47:23] Vaaachaaa : cme gap or highter maybe
[2026-04-13 19:47:36] Vaaachaaa : 98k BB
[2026-04-13 19:48:13] GodBleesYou : for now it looks like clean breakout
[2026-04-13 19:48:26] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: yes
[2026-04-13 19:49:14] GodBleesYou : Come on bulls
[2026-04-13 19:49:18] GodBleesYou : just massive candle
[2026-04-13 19:49:23] GodBleesYou : dont get stuck here
[2026-04-13 19:49:39] GodBleesYou : Ronnie!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 19:49:49] GodBleesYou : start runining!!!
[2026-04-13 19:51:09] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: https://www.tradingview.com/x/77fPXNrQ/
[2026-04-13 19:51:25] GodBleesYou : might hit 86 again might just fly to 89
[2026-04-13 19:51:32] GodBleesYou : please dont fakeout
[2026-04-13 19:51:34] GodBleesYou : just fly
[2026-04-13 19:52:10] GodBleesYou : bmex fomo should kick in soon
[2026-04-13 19:52:19] Vaaachaaa : sorry I can't understand your chart, very complex ^^
[2026-04-13 19:53:26] BlissRP : Vaaachaaa: nobody can but him, dont worry
[2026-04-13 19:53:32] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:54:27] blaster33 : CME gap closed
[2026-04-13 19:54:37] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: 1 small breakout is a lesson in teleportation
[2026-04-13 19:54:39] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-13 19:54:39] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3 xD
[2026-04-13 19:54:41] Vaaachaaa : I'm not the only one, that reassures me 😉
[2026-04-13 19:55:06] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: lol
[2026-04-13 19:55:07] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:55:22] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: Moo it till it fake it?
[2026-04-13 19:55:31] GodBleesYou : or fake it till you moo it?
[2026-04-13 19:55:33] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:55:36] BlissRP : fake it till you moo it ser!
[2026-04-13 19:55:41] GodBleesYou : dam
[2026-04-13 19:55:48] GodBleesYou : i should flip short? @BlissRP
[2026-04-13 19:55:49] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:56:02] BlissRP : you should handcuff yourself
[2026-04-13 19:56:06] BlissRP : as a friend
[2026-04-13 19:56:10] BlissRP : <3
[2026-04-13 19:56:11] neki : yea boy
[2026-04-13 19:56:26] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: jajajaja i love you budd
[2026-04-13 19:56:34] neki : belt around my neck whil e I choke myslef awhile masturbating on deeez nutz bullish action
[2026-04-13 19:56:54] neki : cheese-grater rubbing type action
[2026-04-13 19:57:00] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: mate i told you i dont know when.. but the jew will buy
[2026-04-13 19:57:05] GodBleesYou : buy the rule of 26
[2026-04-13 19:57:15] GodBleesYou : 2026 will end bullish
[2026-04-13 19:57:18] BlissRP : he can always smell the money from continents away
[2026-04-13 19:57:25] GodBleesYou : i just try to surrvive before it MOooo
[2026-04-13 19:59:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CRCLUSDT`: Buy 10.5300 CRCL @ 98.22 ($NaN) - RIP
[2026-04-13 20:00:37] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: https://www.tradingview.com/x/CBjck5d6/
[2026-04-13 20:00:43] OrangeBull : first gap closed
[2026-04-13 20:01:04] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: yes, next gap now ;)
[2026-04-13 20:02:54] Vaaachaaa : joke
[2026-04-13 20:02:59] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: closed for me
[2026-04-13 20:03:43] Vaaachaaa : nice day
[2026-04-13 20:03:49] Vaaachaaa : thx US
[2026-04-13 20:03:55] Vaaachaaa : everybody
[2026-04-13 20:03:58] GodBleesYou : so beary of you
[2026-04-13 20:04:29] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: what is beary ? :)
[2026-04-13 20:04:40] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: im bad in english :'(
[2026-04-13 20:04:43] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: big big
[2026-04-13 20:04:48] GodBleesYou : big bear
[2026-04-13 20:05:17] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: no ! never bear for me
[2026-04-13 20:05:53] Vaaachaaa : big profit for me ...
[2026-04-13 20:05:58] Vaaachaaa : I stop for today
[2026-04-13 20:06:28] Vaaachaaa : even if it still goes up, no regrets, I'm finally learning to take my profits...
[2026-04-13 20:07:32] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: <3 enjoy the rest of the day
[2026-04-13 20:07:58] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: Yeah :) thx sir
[2026-04-13 20:08:30] Vaaachaaa : see you tomorrow I think ;)
[2026-04-13 20:08:36] Vaaachaaa : bye bye
[2026-04-13 20:52:54] GodBleesYou : Only Mooo!!!
[2026-04-13 20:53:01] GodBleesYou : dont let those bears scare you
[2026-04-13 20:56:10] BMEXcheers : gotta trust the process
[2026-04-13 20:56:11] BMEXcheers : heh
[2026-04-13 20:59:40] GodBleesYou : looks so ready for massive one
[2026-04-13 20:59:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 21:03:53] MANsa_MOONsa : ugh im still under agua
[2026-04-13 21:07:56] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: just go long 250x all in and wick us to 180k
[2026-04-13 21:08:27] MANsa_MOONsa : already locked n loaded
[2026-04-13 21:08:58] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: <3
[2026-04-13 21:13:34] MANsa_MOONsa : =0)
[2026-04-13 21:27:29] MANsa_MOONsa : LONG IT
[2026-04-13 21:28:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMMM
[2026-04-13 21:30:34] ninnk : Predicted Rate -0.0642%
[2026-04-13 21:30:40] ninnk : vukking mental :kek:
[2026-04-13 21:33:04] BlissRP : ninnk: natural and organic beratards
[2026-04-13 21:40:36] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:38] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:55:42] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: pumpittup btc lezgohh mewnnnnnn
[2026-04-13 22:06:05] clarknova : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:06:39] PeacenLuv : gezz a top btc
[2026-04-13 22:07:11] PeacenLuv : look suis going again upseee daizee
[2026-04-13 22:07:16] PeacenLuv : 5min
[2026-04-13 22:08:37] chujev : 80k let's go
[2026-04-13 22:09:36] OrangeBull : The next funding wikll be crazy
[2026-04-13 22:10:05] OrangeBull : 0.06. that will be such ncie short squeeze
[2026-04-13 22:11:40] PeacenLuv : hangonnnn filecoin bullyz shes launching
[2026-04-13 22:11:54] PeacenLuv : stops sui 0.933
[2026-04-13 22:12:21] PeacenLuv : 73111 btc
[2026-04-13 22:12:26] PeacenLuv : stops up
[2026-04-13 22:12:44] PeacenLuv : dont b nice take all u can get satosheez
[2026-04-13 22:13:14] PeacenLuv : http://www.statueofsatoshi.com as the design
[2026-04-13 22:13:58] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 102 Cont @ 2283.16 ($17,134.46) - Up only!
[2026-04-13 22:14:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 699 Cont @ 2299.06 ($118,543.17) - Wallet's on a diet now!
[2026-04-13 22:15:49] BlissRP : we call this, the reality stage
[2026-04-13 22:15:56] BlissRP : welcome to hell bozos
[2026-04-13 22:15:59] neki : cute
[2026-04-13 22:16:13] contract details : clarknova: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.3404 XBT @ 74164.4 ($25,265.78) - Nice try, paper hands
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 7500 USD @ 74208.1
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSDT`: Buy 2.6400 ETH @ 2307.61 ($6,095.50) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-13 22:18:09] OrangeBull : I am, sorry if anyone shorted this
[2026-04-13 22:18:30] BlissRP : everyone shorted this
[2026-04-13 22:18:43] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:19:09] GodBleesYou : baby boy!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:13] GodBleesYou : baby boy!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:17] GodBleesYou : happy bull!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:21] GodBleesYou : boom boom
[2026-04-13 22:19:22] GodBleesYou : booom
[2026-04-13 22:19:23] GodBleesYou : <#
[2026-04-13 22:19:25] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:19:30] GodBleesYou : go badger go go
[2026-04-13 22:19:34] GodBleesYou : go badger go go
[2026-04-13 22:19:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:20:40] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: 12k sol buy on 1 min candle
[2026-04-13 22:20:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:20:42] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-13 22:20:50] GodBleesYou : Badger!!!!! we love you!!!
[2026-04-13 22:20:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 435 Cont @ 85.81 ($2,772.09) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2026-04-13 22:20:58] GodBleesYou : let the short covering start <3
[2026-04-13 22:23:06] speedwell : ooh, minny poomp
[2026-04-13 22:25:09] speedwell : can it get above the 100D ma?
[2026-04-13 22:26:41] GodBleesYou : speedwell: 186K OR NOTHING!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:26:54] HABANEROTLK : how is XBTUSD_T spot *so* misspriced
[2026-04-13 22:27:55] speedwell : GodBleesYou: That's next year.
[2026-04-13 22:28:00] Traczii : HABANEROTLK: free money
[2026-04-13 22:28:14] speedwell : Now we get fake out then dump
[2026-04-13 22:29:31] speedwell : next funding is harsh, bears be cooked if it goes up up up
[2026-04-13 22:31:13] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `QQQUSDT`: Buy 3.6800 QQQ @ 618.91 ($NaN) - Ciao, chow-chow!
[2026-04-13 22:31:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 46 Cont @ 2344.19 ($8,017.73) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-13 22:32:19] jotrader : boom lets go btc
[2026-04-13 22:33:12] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74111 mayb platform lag
[2026-04-13 22:34:01] PeacenLuv : 0.949 stops suikoin
[2026-04-13 22:37:25] Dario1 : HABANEROTLK: no arbitrageurs to step in :arthur:
[2026-04-13 22:37:41] HABANEROTLK : free money
[2026-04-13 22:38:00] Dario1 : indeed hehe
[2026-04-13 22:38:04] BlissRP : yea, yours
[2026-04-13 22:38:06] BlissRP : :kek;
[2026-04-13 22:38:12] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:38:42] Traczii : Got no usdt rn staking everything, otherwise wouldve bought it myself :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:39:12] BlissRP : staking? like vlad the impaler/
[2026-04-13 22:39:16] BlissRP : ?*
[2026-04-13 22:39:23] thankyousomuch : Hi nulls
[2026-04-13 22:39:35] thankyousomuch : and bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started
[2026-04-13 22:39:38] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:39:40] thankyousomuch : ↘️
[2026-04-13 22:39:56] Traczii : staking the future of France :bmex: :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:40:47] Traczii : damn btc spot mm broke
[2026-04-13 22:44:43] bluemaster : Bueno Dias Muchachos , did I miss anything ?
[2026-04-13 22:44:54] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 305,000 USD @ 70871.7222 ```
[2026-04-13 22:44:59] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-13 22:45:04] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1221 XBT RPNL, 0.1971 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 22:45:43] bluemaster : This Market Maker is wanker ,did anyone told him we don;t use stops 😜
[2026-04-13 22:46:20] bluemaster : 73.6 days to expire
[2026-04-13 22:46:31] bluemaster : whatever price ..
[2026-04-13 22:51:20] bluemaster : /liq xbtu26 ``` :bitmex: XBTU26: 1857 ```
[2026-04-13 22:53:12] clarknova : :)
[2026-04-13 22:53:48] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 4 Cont @ 2352.12 ($701.16)
[2026-04-13 22:54:26] BlissRP : are you ready kids?
[2026-04-13 22:54:50] MrBritcoin : stop humt
[2026-04-13 22:55:07] BlissRP : cope hunt
[2026-04-13 22:56:39] blaster33 : so today trump did one of the month bearish action, and we pump wtf
[2026-04-13 22:56:49] blaster33 : most*
[2026-04-13 22:57:25] MrBritcoin : blaster33: just clearing retail
[2026-04-13 23:03:29] ninnk : well guess that's it for twitter market we just press random buttons now and pray
[2026-04-13 23:03:40] ninnk : no one's buying trumps schit anymore lmao
[2026-04-13 23:10:44] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 500 USD @ 74865 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 50 XRP @ 1.3762 ($68.84)
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BCHUSD`: Buy 2 Cont @ 439.5 ($65.81)
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 1.3768 ($20.61)
[2026-04-13 23:15:34] neki : lol
[2026-04-13 23:15:59] neki : so I have this 74800 limit sell order on poloniex since 24th march
[2026-04-13 23:16:10] neki : now price just hit 74800 on poloniex just now
[2026-04-13 23:16:55] neki : ofc I did not het filled as instantly, the fkkin sell wall appears jusgt tiny bellow it, and is trying ti rekt me out
[2026-04-13 23:27:55] thankyousomuch : ended :pepe:
[2026-04-13 23:30:23] SmackThat : Finnish him
[2026-04-13 23:50:45] PeacenLuv : SmackThat: who
[2026-04-13 23:50:59] PeacenLuv : i waznapping xcuz
[2026-04-13 23:51:24] PeacenLuv : btfd btc
[2026-04-13 23:57:12] bluemaster : neki: that is reason I use only market orders mate ,you trading on a Bucket shop
[2026-04-13 23:57:17] nylon123 : bastard bitcoin
[2026-04-13 23:57:29] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 320,000 USD @ 71146.0201 ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:33] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:38] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1284 XBT RPNL, 0.2044 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:45] bluemaster : /pnl xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 0.0086 XBT RPNL, 0.2177 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 23:59:21] bmagic : We have reached my temporary short range to 67k
[2026-04-14 00:09:29] GodBleesYou : MOOOOO it!!!!!
[2026-04-14 00:09:52] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: <3
[2026-04-14 00:10:14] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: what you say....
[2026-04-14 00:10:43] GodBleesYou : bears gonna take it without lube?
[2026-04-14 00:10:58] GodBleesYou : i am lowering bit risk here
[2026-04-14 00:11:05] GodBleesYou : will scale back if it wick down
[2026-04-14 00:11:17] GodBleesYou : seems like nice range trade as bull
[2026-04-14 00:11:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 74302.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-14 00:18:31] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-14 00:21:38] bmagic : Longs doomed
[2026-04-14 00:22:32] MANsa_MOONsa : im out
[2026-04-14 00:23:48] iFinex_Scam : @admin why keep killing the ui the chart order menu gone for an ugly white aditional pop up wtf
[2026-04-14 00:35:11] thankyousomuch : Dr. Pullrun is back 😳
[2026-04-14 00:36:01] thankyousomuch : Pullers backwards
[2026-04-14 00:39:14] thankyousomuch : it goes pullwards
[2026-04-14 00:41:27] GodBleesYou : SEXY!!!!!
[2026-04-14 00:42:50] GodBleesYou : bmagic: YOU SHORTING THIS?
[2026-04-14 00:42:50] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 00:49:28] GodBleesYou : wick it to 72800 just to trap bears again please
[2026-04-14 00:50:01] GodBleesYou : lets refuel before we lunch
[2026-04-14 00:50:11] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-14 00:50:44] speedwell : If this holds...I sold a some here, looks toppy
[2026-04-14 00:51:45] speedwell : future funding went from -.05 to -.02. Somebody changed their mind.
[2026-04-14 00:52:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 74164.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-14 00:52:54] PeacenLuv : btfd btc lezgohh
[2026-04-14 00:53:15] speedwell : I have a magic line at 73874.
[2026-04-14 00:53:17] GodBleesYou : speedwell: i sold some as well
[2026-04-14 00:53:23] GodBleesYou : 50% of the position
[2026-04-14 00:53:29] GodBleesYou : ready to reload
[2026-04-14 00:53:34] GodBleesYou : wick it bears
[2026-04-14 00:53:40] GodBleesYou : lets us trap you once more
[2026-04-14 00:53:42] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 00:53:44] speedwell : good choice, take the money while you can!
[2026-04-14 00:53:54] GodBleesYou : speedwell: offcourse i am jewish
[2026-04-14 00:53:55] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 00:54:49] thankyousomuch : 50k
[2026-04-14 00:54:52] speedwell : with interest!
[2026-04-14 00:54:57] speedwell : hehe
[2026-04-14 00:55:11] thankyousomuch : inversed toilet
[2026-04-14 00:55:18] thankyousomuch : its over longers
[2026-04-14 00:55:38] GodBleesYou : speedwell: :arthur:
[2026-04-14 01:01:34] GodBleesYou : wick it!!!!
[2026-04-14 01:01:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 01:02:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 74035.4 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-14 01:03:42] PeacenLuv : long entry 74122 poompahh lezgohh btc
[2026-04-14 01:03:46] PeacenLuv : fullybully
[2026-04-14 01:19:48] MANsa_MOONsa : WELL WELL WELL
[2026-04-14 01:20:40] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: 126k dully dully 😆
[2026-04-14 01:31:26] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0020 XBT RPNL, -0.0152 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-14 01:31:34] MANsa_MOONsa : -_______-
[2026-04-14 01:36:01] kjzsbtby : btc raped me today with that out of nowhere pump from 73.2k to 74.5k
[2026-04-14 01:36:15] kjzsbtby : I was taking a shit when it triggered my stop
[2026-04-14 01:36:26] MANsa_MOONsa : oh nooo
[2026-04-14 01:36:36] MANsa_MOONsa : dont use triggers next time
[2026-04-14 01:37:56] kjzsbtby : I would be worst now , my stop was at 73500, my short was around 73.1k
[2026-04-14 01:38:07] kjzsbtby : but it came out of nowhere :c
[2026-04-14 01:44:47] PeacenLuv : 😄😄 @kjzsbtby pumpittup
[2026-04-14 01:59:37] bluemaster : Beras should not give up so easy and martingale more ,please try once more or we will never hit 200k 😜
[2026-04-14 01:59:54] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 320,000 USD @ 71146.0201 ```
[2026-04-14 01:59:58] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-14 02:02:24] BitMEX_Chase : iFinex_Scam: Hi! The chart order menu was simplified to save space and keep the chart view clean. This new pop-up focuses on quick Limit orders. If you prefer the full set of options, the main order panel on the side is still available. We hear your feedback on the design!
[2026-04-14 02:27:32] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -30,000 USD @ 74468.4812 ```
[2026-04-14 02:28:23] speedwell : price and 100D MA are looking to have a meeting.
[2026-04-14 02:29:28] bmagic : The dumpening
[2026-04-14 02:30:21] GodBleesYou : bmagic: the dumping is near
[2026-04-14 02:30:22] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 02:34:40] GodBleesYou : WICK IT BIG BEAR OF MINE
[2026-04-14 02:38:03] iFinex_Scam : BitMEX_Chase: i understand what you did but now user need to interact with the chart and later go to the order menu outside the chart is really bad bro for real i use the old order menu inside the chart alot
[2026-04-14 02:38:22] iFinex_Scam : vibe code intensify ?
[2026-04-14 02:52:13] thankyousomuch : i will just life below 100k for next 3k years
[2026-04-14 02:55:31] thankyousomuch : btc wont go up with western living standards
[2026-04-14 02:55:45] thankyousomuch : 200k only if europe and usa and china poor
[2026-04-14 02:55:59] thankyousomuch : 1k if nothing changes :pepe:
[2026-04-14 02:56:03] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:
[2026-04-14 02:56:45] thankyousomuch : Gyarrr :arthur:
[2026-04-14 03:00:46] thankyousomuch : 🎡🏃
[2026-04-14 03:36:33] 45th_blown_account : what in the name of big fat violent bounce :arthur:
[2026-04-14 03:45:38] BitMEX_Chet : iFinex_Scam: are there any things in particular that you'd like added to the new chart order input? What would make it better?
[2026-04-14 04:04:02] GodBleesYou : we belive in power of bears?
[2026-04-14 04:04:08] GodBleesYou : come on wick it big bear
[2026-04-14 04:04:14] GodBleesYou : let us long the dip
[2026-04-14 04:30:03] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-14 04:30:07] BlissRP : pray harder
[2026-04-14 04:30:14] BlissRP : l'chaim it
[2026-04-14 04:30:30] speedwell : Looking stronk
[2026-04-14 05:18:58] bmagic : GodBleesYou: have already spoken sir
[2026-04-14 05:25:30] GodBleesYou : bmagic: I GO TO SLEEP BU T I HOPE IT WILL DUMP AND I WILL WAKE UP IN A LONG <3
[2026-04-14 05:25:36] GodBleesYou : LONG IT LONG ?
[2026-04-14 05:26:52] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-14 05:32:40] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc long entry 74382
[2026-04-14 05:47:57] PeacenLuv : 😟long entry 74312
[2026-04-14 05:48:15] PeacenLuv : poompahh lezgohh
[2026-04-14 05:58:38] bmagic : GodBleesYou: no not longing until 69k retested
[2026-04-14 06:05:22] speedwell : Last time we got above this line, it took 9 4hr candles to resolve.
[2026-04-14 06:06:03] speedwell : do the math...because I can't.
[2026-04-14 06:08:52] speedwell : “Prove strength… or I assume weakness”
[2026-04-14 06:10:57] speedwell : I think this applies to the USA at the moment.
[2026-04-14 06:29:34] OrangeBull : iFinex_Scam: What they did change in the chart?
[2026-04-14 06:30:55] BitMEX_Chet : OrangeBull: simplified the way to place orders from the chart. But means we don't include the full set of order options
[2026-04-14 06:33:28] speedwell : Well, udo that shit.
[2026-04-14 06:34:25] speedwell : dumb white window?
[2026-04-14 06:35:59] speedwell : Why change something that was fine? were there any complaints? @BitMEX_Chet
[2026-04-14 06:38:05] speedwell : about the previous system.
[2026-04-14 06:52:21] OrangeBull : I dont see the white window in the chart
[2026-04-14 07:15:12] Enpm : OrangeBull: click the plus next to the price, then place new order
[2026-04-14 07:15:37] Enpm : it's white for me
[2026-04-14 07:17:20] BitMEX_Chet : speedwell: Yeah, some people got confused and placed market orders and were surprised they didn't auto change to limit. But yeah that's the input they are talking about @Enpm
[2026-04-14 07:18:15] bluemaster : how to select which future contract to buy :https://x.com/RadioRomaX/status/2043919392191213716
[2026-04-14 07:18:21] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 320,000 USD @ 71146.0201 ```
[2026-04-14 07:18:25] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-14 07:18:39] bluemaster : /liq xbtu26 this one is secret ``` :bitmex: XBTU26: 1848 ```
[2026-04-14 07:19:59] iFinex_Scam : BitMEX_Chet: yes if you plan to keep the new ux/ui for the order chart, use same data placeholder as the main order menu, add the theme color of the user, while this new approach is really bad at least use the data already in the main order menu on it
[2026-04-14 07:21:32] iFinex_Scam : but i told you this is really bad make the chart orders really slow bad really bad
[2026-04-14 07:31:19] iFinex_Scam : remove the copy price section as the chart menu already have copy price
[2026-04-14 07:32:13] iFinex_Scam : add a buy sell button to 1 click buy sell using the data and order type and price already defined in the main order menu
[2026-04-14 08:01:04] BitMEX_Chet : Gotcha, so the one click approach is what you want there to get an order in fast, and the order size to sync. We can play with the colours, but it disappears if it's the same one (I had similar feedback internally on colours). If we can get you to an order faster with the simplified input would that work for you @iFinex_Scam?
[2026-04-14 08:03:45] BitMEX_Chet : iFinex_Scam: For pure speed, if you don't use hedge mode, then I'd suggest you should look at the hotkey trading we offer too. You can set that up with the keyboard icon on the trade page. Then you can press a key on your keyboard for long or short then just click the price you want it to place at for the fastest order input possible
[2026-04-14 08:26:14] speedwell : It was find before. Just sound like an old dude now. Why fix what ain't broke?
[2026-04-14 08:27:52] iFinex_Scam : BitMEX_Chet: yeah the hotkey would do the job, yes on chart order speed is key "price" "ordType" "size" in one click or max 2 click on the same chart would be nice
[2026-04-14 08:29:15] speedwell : nuther green 4hr...
[2026-04-14 08:29:37] iFinex_Scam : speedwell: +1 , i bet is because they try remove html from the chart because the mobile view idk
[2026-04-14 08:31:00] speedwell : hands up? it's their business.
[2026-04-14 08:32:09] BlissRP : handz up btc berz
[2026-04-14 08:35:48] 45th_blown_account : when BTC great again :pepe:
[2026-04-14 08:41:14] iFinex_Scam : hotkeys send me to hell on firefox
[2026-04-14 08:41:31] iFinex_Scam : any use hotkeys for limit orders ?
[2026-04-14 08:48:14] speedwell : This is a stick up!
[2026-04-14 08:51:04] speedwell : I think the 100D MA and price like each other?
[2026-04-14 08:52:14] iFinex_Scam : @admin can you revert the chart order menu ? do it in testnet please ?
[2026-04-14 08:54:01] iFinex_Scam : i wanna cry for real
[2026-04-14 08:54:24] speedwell : If you were a cop, and they said...a psychic told us where the body is. And it was right where she said, What's the first thing you'd think?
[2026-04-14 08:57:01] ninnk : probably who let her out the kitchen
[2026-04-14 08:57:11] speedwell : WE need to hire more sidechicks. Dah.
[2026-04-14 09:01:51] Enpm : speedwell: Trying to make it better for folks who haven't spent years in the UI is hard unfortunately. I'm sharing the feedback to the team though to get it improved
[2026-04-14 09:03:01] BitMEX_Emo : iFinex_Scam: Thanks for your feedback, I have forwarded your request to the front end team - however I cannot promise anything at this moment
[2026-04-14 09:03:32] BitMEX_Emo : 😢
[2026-04-14 09:06:21] BitMEX_Chet : iFinex_Scam: Yep agreed on the speed, will try and get an improvement. Hotkeys on firefox yeah are a bit broken, we do recommend chrome for making sure they work reliably as we can't get consistent reads of the key + click in Firefox. No revert on the chart for today though.
[2026-04-14 09:07:13] BitMEX_Chet : speedwell: gotta justify my job somehow 😉
[2026-04-14 09:23:02] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -50,000 USD @ 74673.676 ```
[2026-04-14 09:32:54] neki : its not about how deep beras can get this.. Its about how deep bullaz allow this- truth!
[2026-04-14 09:34:07] neki : bmagic: u sure u wanna invalidate the last H4 in the making :D ?
[2026-04-14 09:37:11] BlissRP : he wants to be a dickless thai streetwalker
[2026-04-14 09:37:14] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-14 09:38:29] neki : well, it takes balls to lose balls. :D *Arthurial wisdom*ž
[2026-04-14 09:38:37] BlissRP : +1 ser +1
[2026-04-14 09:39:24] bmagic : If this doesnt dump i will eat steak for dinner
[2026-04-14 09:41:51] neki : question is, is it gonna be as dikk-licious as the usual menu? :D
[2026-04-14 09:44:24] speedwell : I keep getting hungry, every day!
[2026-04-14 09:44:38] neki : but it is, in a sense, prime area to dump.. being 5% above historical downtrend, i'd maybe bet the foreskin on the dump here, also..
[2026-04-14 09:44:51] bmagic : Its gonna be medium rare but also big and brown
[2026-04-14 09:46:43] BlissRP : sounds like what i just made in the toilet
[2026-04-14 09:46:51] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-14 09:47:31] RobVacation : is pump . he cums every time. U feal fantastic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ8aqP2NWk8&t=763s
[2026-04-14 09:48:58] RobVacation : He is in heaven.lol
[2026-04-14 09:49:16] speedwell : I think the 100 ma and price want to make love.
[2026-04-14 09:49:43] speedwell : I just not sue for how long?
[2026-04-14 09:51:19] speedwell : It's hard to know who likes who more?
[2026-04-14 09:56:34] BlissRP : but what if it kisses the 200 instead
[2026-04-14 09:56:37] BlissRP : wouldnt that be more fun
[2026-04-14 09:56:39] BlissRP : i think so
[2026-04-14 09:56:56] BlissRP : :rocket: :downrocket:
[2026-04-14 09:57:27] BlissRP : baiting everyone to go full bulltard is way more fun
[2026-04-14 09:57:43] BlissRP : then another 50% damp :kek:
[2026-04-14 10:06:53] speedwell : who is leaning into who. a kiss is fine, but imagine an afair?