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[2026-04-13 16:47:08] Luke Short : Entertaining since 1995
[2026-04-13 16:48:49] Simio_Long : COME ON! FILL MY SHORTS :KEK:
[2026-04-13 16:51:08] Luke Short : Just wait for Iran’s completely lost answer on trump’s speech he just had. They will ruin his efforts
[2026-04-13 16:52:23] Shiro : Top in play
[2026-04-13 16:52:31] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-13 16:55:14] Shiro : 69😍🤪😈
[2026-04-13 17:02:57] thankyousomuch : Arrrr :arthur: the dolphins are upon us, yarrr 🌊
[2026-04-13 17:04:31] thankyousomuch : 50k i come
[2026-04-13 17:08:52] GodBleesYou : Shiro: lol
[2026-04-13 17:09:02] GodBleesYou : you didnt close on 70k? @Shiro
[2026-04-13 17:09:05] GodBleesYou : greedy
[2026-04-13 17:09:07] GodBleesYou : jajaja
[2026-04-13 17:09:35] thankyousomuch : yarrr :arhur: ↘️🌊
[2026-04-13 17:09:42] thankyousomuch : yarrr :arthur: ↘️🌊
[2026-04-13 17:09:49] 45th_blown_account : 20k imminent :arthur:
[2026-04-13 17:10:39] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: missed a zero? 200k
[2026-04-13 17:10:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 17:11:24] bmagic : Shiro: ill be shorting tomorrow
[2026-04-13 17:11:39] bmagic : Todays shakeout
[2026-04-13 17:12:35] thankyousomuch : 2k ?
[2026-04-13 17:12:42] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: vamos :Doge:
[2026-04-13 17:18:38] thankyousomuch : :pepe: bullrun
[2026-04-13 17:18:44] thankyousomuch : :pepeb: bullrun
[2026-04-13 17:18:50] thankyousomuch : ↘️
[2026-04-13 17:18:57] GodBleesYou : bmagic: so you belive in doom ?
[2026-04-13 17:19:44] thankyousomuch : i believe in bullrun below 100k
[2026-04-13 17:19:45] GodBleesYou : badger looks strong
[2026-04-13 17:26:07] thankyousomuch : 126k also looked strong :pepeb:
[2026-04-13 17:29:22] PeacenLuv : for a gewd head buzz checknoutvthe 6hr xbtusd candleroneeehhhh
[2026-04-13 17:30:13] PeacenLuv : new world government inbound say gbye to yur paper n pen deals u made
[2026-04-13 17:30:57] PeacenLuv : look chart btc bulloish go big green
[2026-04-13 17:31:20] PeacenLuv : plain vukin angolohh
[2026-04-13 17:31:56] PeacenLuv : sorry i was lookin at sui token 6hr
[2026-04-13 17:34:11] GodBleesYou : no air no air!!!!!
[2026-04-13 17:34:15] GodBleesYou : wick it like you mean it!!
[2026-04-13 17:34:19] GodBleesYou : boom badger boom
[2026-04-13 17:34:27] GodBleesYou : but i think it is a trap,,, :(
[2026-04-13 17:35:47] PeacenLuv : woops sorry againn i gotta go piz . like a racehorsee excuz brb
[2026-04-13 17:36:03] PeacenLuv : wash hands 1zt n after
[2026-04-13 17:36:22] PeacenLuv : u know wash rinse repeat
[2026-04-13 17:37:20] GodBleesYou : PeacenLuv: every breakout could be the "breakout" xD
[2026-04-13 17:37:27] GodBleesYou : so i long them all @PeacenLuv
[2026-04-13 17:37:29] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 17:37:30] Vaaachaaa : I came back, so where are we? oh, the bears cry, someone was right
[2026-04-13 17:37:34] GodBleesYou : in badger we trust!!
[2026-04-13 17:37:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 17:37:36] PeacenLuv : 😦😦added longs pretty sure its goin up
[2026-04-13 17:37:37] GodBleesYou : Moo it!!
[2026-04-13 17:38:15] Vaaachaaa : target bulls ? Go moon forever ?! joke...
[2026-04-13 17:39:25] PeacenLuv : longstops up 72258 pump incoming lezgohh btc
[2026-04-13 17:39:45] PeacenLuv : make u a believerrrr
[2026-04-13 17:39:52] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: 180k?
[2026-04-13 17:39:57] GodBleesYou : 750k?
[2026-04-13 17:40:05] GodBleesYou : 3 milion?
[2026-04-13 17:40:16] GodBleesYou : poor bears....
[2026-04-13 17:40:31] GodBleesYou : shroting for 50%
[2026-04-13 17:41:01] PeacenLuv : 😦😓im on the bullish long xbtusd 3hr longing it in tb
[2026-04-13 17:41:18] Vaaachaaa : 75k will be good to start with
[2026-04-13 17:41:46] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: yea i hope we reach there this swing
[2026-04-13 17:41:52] GodBleesYou : we might see one more trap
[2026-04-13 17:41:58] GodBleesYou : but we mooon
[2026-04-13 17:42:02] GodBleesYou : they cant stop it
[2026-04-13 17:42:06] PeacenLuv : 😟😦😦its flashing green n red yur choice die die or liv 3 of tgem😦
[2026-04-13 17:42:20] GodBleesYou : it just shake shake shake till the real breakout @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 17:42:24] PeacenLuv : up sideways down 3
[2026-04-13 17:42:40] Vaaachaaa : yeah
[2026-04-13 17:42:53] Vaaachaaa : I'm looking forward to it
[2026-04-13 17:43:54] Vaaachaaa : but calmly, I want a quiet bull run to accumulate
[2026-04-13 17:44:07] PeacenLuv : 😦k sideways is yur on the sidelines that fits
[2026-04-13 17:44:23] PeacenLuv : snoozin n a loozin
[2026-04-13 17:44:27] Vaaachaaa : last target 86k for me
[2026-04-13 17:44:47] Vaaachaaa : and I will take another position afterwards
[2026-04-13 17:44:48] GodBleesYou : @admin anyone here?
[2026-04-13 17:44:58] GodBleesYou : where we get reward on the competiions?
[2026-04-13 17:46:38] BitMEX_Douglas : GodBleesYou:Hello. To assist you more accurately, please specify the name of the competition you are inquiring about, as we currently have multiple active programs
[2026-04-13 17:47:38] Vaaachaaa : BitMEX_Douglas: I love your name Douglas
[2026-04-13 17:47:47] Vaaachaaa : 😄😆
[2026-04-13 17:48:16] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: I think BTC will range a bit longer
[2026-04-13 17:48:32] Vaaachaaa : where does this first name come from? I have to look
[2026-04-13 17:48:47] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: mmm.... yes this is true...
[2026-04-13 17:49:17] PeacenLuv : TOOL - Parabola (Official Video) TOOL btc lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_nQhGR0K8M
[2026-04-13 17:49:37] GodBleesYou : Mooo it
[2026-04-13 17:49:48] GodBleesYou : Doom it :(
[2026-04-13 17:49:52] Vaaachaaa : 63-75k range ?
[2026-04-13 17:50:51] Vaaachaaa : I hesitate to take my target at 75k...
[2026-04-13 17:51:44] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: one more dip....
[2026-04-13 17:51:51] GodBleesYou : it can moon here and now
[2026-04-13 17:52:00] GodBleesYou : but Market maker is an asshole
[2026-04-13 17:52:23] GodBleesYou : he will rekt some more long and trigger bit more stops before sending godly candle
[2026-04-13 17:53:56] Vaaachaaa : now we can moon just a little take profit I think of group telegram
[2026-04-13 17:58:35] Vaaachaaa : I will continue to use the translate because when I try to speak alone it is still difficult
[2026-04-13 17:58:39] Vaaachaaa : sorry for my bad eng
[2026-04-13 17:59:00] neki : ahh my friends, wick it tot he upsdide well and good
[2026-04-13 17:59:22] neki : PeacenLuv: +1 tool
[2026-04-13 18:02:27] GodBleesYou : neki: look like we got rejected on 1 min chart
[2026-04-13 18:02:31] GodBleesYou : bulls so weak
[2026-04-13 18:02:33] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-13 18:04:46] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: yes, but with spike §at 59k and 84k
[2026-04-13 18:05:00] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: 1 m xD reassure me, is this a joke? :p
[2026-04-13 18:05:26] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: Owwwwww, very nice range yes
[2026-04-13 18:06:17] Vaaachaaa : It could be nice to get this range, it's true, until the conflicts eventually subside
[2026-04-13 18:12:46] PeacenLuv : Coin Bros - We Talking Crypto (Official Music Video) CoinBros btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQQFA9YXCZ0
[2026-04-13 18:13:30] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: my code work amazing on 1 min love
[2026-04-13 18:14:29] neki : GodBleesYou: keep on your toes
[2026-04-13 18:14:33] neki : this is banging tonite
[2026-04-13 18:16:10] Vaaachaaa : I didn't code anything in 1 minute, too many false signals how do you do it? you manage to scalp?
[2026-04-13 18:16:30] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: one sec i will show you
[2026-04-13 18:16:35] GodBleesYou : pretty simple scalper
[2026-04-13 18:16:43] GodBleesYou : high win rate
[2026-04-13 18:18:18] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: rly ? show me yes plz
[2026-04-13 18:20:30] Vaaachaaa : I hope that we will push it up to 75 minimum today
[2026-04-13 18:22:12] PeacenLuv : Toby Ganger + Decap - Welcome To The Blockchain (The Bitcoin Song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbzNJr26H-4 btc pumpy
[2026-04-13 18:23:02] Vaaachaaa : https://www.tradingview.com/x/bFL7LoGh/ break ?
[2026-04-13 18:24:00] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: rules of the code blue line (bulls) white line (bears) blue>whiteflip long and place limit order to buy any dip white>blue flip long and place limit order to sell any pump white < 36 sell 1% every candle and place limit order to buy the dip white >68 buy 1% every candle and place limit order to sell the incoming pump and reapt reapt endless scale in and out flowring and lowring position size breath in breath out <3 flow https://www.tradingview.com/x/casd6ozK/
[2026-04-13 18:24:28] GodBleesYou : https://www.tradingview.com/x/77fPXNrQ/
[2026-04-13 18:24:57] GodBleesYou : blue arrows are long red candle shorts purrple are flips or tps hit
[2026-04-13 18:25:24] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: UFFF !! 👀👀👀 You are ET !!! ^^
[2026-04-13 18:25:31] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: <3
[2026-04-13 18:25:46] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: very smart
[2026-04-13 18:26:17] Vaaachaaa : a lot of difficulty to understand even with the explanations but it's ok :p
[2026-04-13 18:26:20] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: yea i flow with market i dont counter it
[2026-04-13 18:27:03] GodBleesYou : better flow with bull market then counter it
[2026-04-13 18:27:46] GodBleesYou : market can dump 100% but it can pump 200% with algos that shit makes short 2x more risky but pepole keep ignoring it
[2026-04-13 18:28:41] GodBleesYou : i have 2 layers of other algos to counter my bear side to i will not get stuck on daily bottom and stuff like this.. bears always lose... always... it is a rule of the markets....
[2026-04-13 18:29:22] GodBleesYou : the bankers always gonna print more money.. more fiat = more bull ammo.... bull have unlimted amount of fiat.... so bear always gonna lose at the end
[2026-04-13 18:29:42] GodBleesYou : bear market is just somthing temperrory... bull always always win in the end
[2026-04-13 18:29:44] Vaaachaaa : we agree, we are here to buy, and only the big investment funds should create the ceilings
[2026-04-13 18:29:53] GodBleesYou : so if you write algo keep it in mind @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:30:00] PeacenLuv : Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (Bitcoin Version) Lil Bubble btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3TzVgGyBFs
[2026-04-13 18:30:09] GodBleesYou : have an algo to counter you bear side @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:31:15] Vaaachaaa : I hate short and I almost never do it
[2026-04-13 18:31:23] GodBleesYou : when ever my bear side wining to much other code start to place orders at -50% so if market wick i catch it on other algo while this when shorting the bottom @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:31:38] Vaaachaaa : I leave that for big wallets
[2026-04-13 18:31:44] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: when xrp wicked to 1.5 from 2.9 i catched that bottom <3
[2026-04-13 18:32:01] GodBleesYou : that was so sexy
[2026-04-13 18:32:15] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: yes you need big wallats
[2026-04-13 18:32:29] GodBleesYou : i have many stupid rules that proved them self to work
[2026-04-13 18:32:48] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I made a lot of mistakes with xrp... I got it for 50 cents and I didn't sell 3 dolls
[2026-04-13 18:33:02] GodBleesYou : if tp hit on spot i place buy back at -80% happend to me many times i got filled by some crazy wicks
[2026-04-13 18:33:11] GodBleesYou : my tps on xrp is always 520%
[2026-04-13 18:33:22] GodBleesYou : so if xrp wick out from no where i always catch those
[2026-04-13 18:33:40] GodBleesYou : thats why algos are good for those black swan events
[2026-04-13 18:34:01] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: i dont worry about xrp
[2026-04-13 18:34:04] GodBleesYou : it will pump
[2026-04-13 18:34:09] Vaaachaaa : MMM I see, very smart
[2026-04-13 18:34:17] Vaaachaaa : yes...
[2026-04-13 18:34:31] Vaaachaaa : David ;)
[2026-04-13 18:34:38] Vaaachaaa : he is smart
[2026-04-13 18:35:15] Vaaachaaa : everyone is really smart anyway, i feel uneducated sometimes
[2026-04-13 18:35:33] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: naa man all good i am just a gamer
[2026-04-13 18:35:47] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 18:36:08] GodBleesYou : trading is a game for me.. i am just good gamer jajaja @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:36:10] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 18:36:31] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: respect begins with humility, you are a good person I feel it
[2026-04-13 18:37:21] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: try to play LoL
[2026-04-13 18:37:34] GodBleesYou : it is proven to improve trading skills for real
[2026-04-13 18:37:38] GodBleesYou : life so funny
[2026-04-13 18:37:40] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 18:38:34] Vaaachaaa : ahahaha
[2026-04-13 18:39:30] Vaaachaaa : I played a lot of video games personally and now I play a lot less I become more active in life and yes you are right, life is beautiful
[2026-04-13 18:40:06] ninnk : league :kek:
[2026-04-13 18:40:08] ninnk : what are you, 12?
[2026-04-13 18:40:11] ninnk : :kek:
[2026-04-13 18:41:06] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: one day I saw a gentleman who had a bot on bybit I think it was a market maker bot it was so perfect with so many orders in microseconds it was impressive
[2026-04-13 18:41:21] contract details : and i know a lot of bots i tell ya
[2026-04-13 18:41:30] contract details : that was the best biggest fastest bot ever seen
[2026-04-13 18:43:30] Vaaachaaa : I'm waiting to recover a little USDT to possibly make a bot with good currency management to follow the trades of certain groups because I lost a large sum during the customs tariffs (it was my fault)
[2026-04-13 18:51:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BRENTUSDT`: Sell 717.6000 BRENT @ 94.77 ($NaN) - Liquidated so hard the exchange sent flowers
[2026-04-13 18:58:14] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BRENTUSDT`: Sell 551.1000 BRENT @ 93.42 ($NaN) - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act
[2026-04-13 19:05:12] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-13 19:05:32] Shiro : Wtf why we're still above 70k!
[2026-04-13 19:06:18] Shiro : So expensive 😂🤣
[2026-04-13 19:06:23] Shiro : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 19:07:53] Vaaachaaa : Are you saying that because you are short?
[2026-04-13 19:08:34] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: exactly 💯🤣
[2026-04-13 19:11:26] Shiro : But this is don't care about me it wants to go to 69 🌝
[2026-04-13 19:12:23] Shiro : And as soon as I flipped it longs I'll start to saying nonsense bullish things 😄🌚
[2026-04-13 19:12:49] Traczii : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEWQFhrUA 22:35 - 22:45 but instead of traders also profiting with the exchange, we get assaulted on mex :doge: :bmex:
[2026-04-13 19:13:34] Shiro : Top top here 💩🚨
[2026-04-13 19:13:50] Shiro : Now 3k coming
[2026-04-13 19:14:26] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: I'm short and underwater 😂🤣
[2026-04-13 19:14:49] Vaaachaaa : I know
[2026-04-13 19:15:15] Vaaachaaa : stop loss ? or big portfolio I hope for you
[2026-04-13 19:15:24] Shiro : But if you have sense of humour you know this is going down heavy 🪨😶
[2026-04-13 19:15:32] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71760.2061 ```
[2026-04-13 19:18:21] Shiro : @bmagic can you strike it down please
[2026-04-13 19:18:23] GodBleesYou : mmm only Moo?
[2026-04-13 19:18:44] Shiro : Big doom
[2026-04-13 19:18:59] GodBleesYou : ninnk: i am old :(
[2026-04-13 19:19:06] GodBleesYou : think old long ago it was season 1
[2026-04-13 19:19:10] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-13 19:19:41] GodBleesYou : i am so old i played gta 1
[2026-04-13 19:19:43] GodBleesYou : :)
[2026-04-13 19:21:09] ninnk : i played pong so what :pepe:
[2026-04-13 19:21:36] snowdenn : there is no elvis gang in pong =)
[2026-04-13 19:22:07] ninnk : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:25:05] GodBleesYou : Shiro: shiro....
[2026-04-13 19:25:29] GodBleesYou : knok knok.... bulls are here?
[2026-04-13 19:25:45] Shiro : Too here
[2026-04-13 19:25:54] GodBleesYou : as bull you should be bullusih...
[2026-04-13 19:26:01] GodBleesYou : you should be happy badger testing 73k
[2026-04-13 19:26:14] GodBleesYou : soon we might see small bullrun
[2026-04-13 19:26:28] GodBleesYou : you will miss it for 1-2% entery? @Shiro
[2026-04-13 19:26:41] GodBleesYou : i rather lose 10% then miss a clean breakout
[2026-04-13 19:26:54] BlissRP : has anyoone seen a symmetrical triangle before?
[2026-04-13 19:27:01] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:27:04] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3
[2026-04-13 19:27:18] GodBleesYou : Moo it go Big bear gonna attack us?
[2026-04-13 19:27:21] GodBleesYou : jaja
[2026-04-13 19:27:24] Shiro : GodBleesYou: nahh but I'll start to join and adding up from 68
[2026-04-13 19:27:44] BlissRP : you can join from 88
[2026-04-13 19:27:50] BlissRP : special price just for you
[2026-04-13 19:28:02] BlissRP : its good deal bro
[2026-04-13 19:32:03] CaptainMooncoin : Has anyone seen @Shawn-Williams???
[2026-04-13 19:32:36] CaptainMooncoin : Is he sucking on a bitcoin green wick?
[2026-04-13 19:34:23] CaptainMooncoin : Or did he lose all his money and selling sperm now?
[2026-04-13 19:35:25] Vaaachaaa : CaptainMooncoin: selling sperm, nice joke ^^
[2026-04-13 19:35:50] Vaaachaaa : but respect my godfather!
[2026-04-13 19:35:52] Vaaachaaa : :p
[2026-04-13 19:37:52] Vaaachaaa : 999
[2026-04-13 19:38:37] Vaaachaaa : ♋
[2026-04-13 19:45:10] GodBleesYou : only mo?????
[2026-04-13 19:45:13] GodBleesYou : for real?
[2026-04-13 19:45:17] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:45:22] GodBleesYou : Mo it baby boy Moo it
[2026-04-13 19:46:15] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I have a buy signal weekly parabolic
[2026-04-13 19:46:29] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: lets go!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 19:46:37] GodBleesYou : target? @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 19:46:42] GodBleesYou : 105k?
[2026-04-13 19:46:43] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:46:59] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I don't know... Give me a nice fibo plz sir
[2026-04-13 19:47:23] Vaaachaaa : cme gap or highter maybe
[2026-04-13 19:47:36] Vaaachaaa : 98k BB
[2026-04-13 19:48:13] GodBleesYou : for now it looks like clean breakout
[2026-04-13 19:48:26] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: yes
[2026-04-13 19:49:14] GodBleesYou : Come on bulls
[2026-04-13 19:49:18] GodBleesYou : just massive candle
[2026-04-13 19:49:23] GodBleesYou : dont get stuck here
[2026-04-13 19:49:39] GodBleesYou : Ronnie!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 19:49:49] GodBleesYou : start runining!!!
[2026-04-13 19:51:09] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: https://www.tradingview.com/x/77fPXNrQ/
[2026-04-13 19:51:25] GodBleesYou : might hit 86 again might just fly to 89
[2026-04-13 19:51:32] GodBleesYou : please dont fakeout
[2026-04-13 19:51:34] GodBleesYou : just fly
[2026-04-13 19:52:10] GodBleesYou : bmex fomo should kick in soon
[2026-04-13 19:52:19] Vaaachaaa : sorry I can't understand your chart, very complex ^^
[2026-04-13 19:53:26] BlissRP : Vaaachaaa: nobody can but him, dont worry
[2026-04-13 19:53:32] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:54:27] blaster33 : CME gap closed
[2026-04-13 19:54:37] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: 1 small breakout is a lesson in teleportation
[2026-04-13 19:54:39] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-13 19:54:39] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3 xD
[2026-04-13 19:54:41] Vaaachaaa : I'm not the only one, that reassures me 😉
[2026-04-13 19:55:06] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: lol
[2026-04-13 19:55:07] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:55:22] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: Moo it till it fake it?
[2026-04-13 19:55:31] GodBleesYou : or fake it till you moo it?
[2026-04-13 19:55:33] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:55:36] BlissRP : fake it till you moo it ser!
[2026-04-13 19:55:41] GodBleesYou : dam
[2026-04-13 19:55:48] GodBleesYou : i should flip short? @BlissRP
[2026-04-13 19:55:49] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:56:02] BlissRP : you should handcuff yourself
[2026-04-13 19:56:06] BlissRP : as a friend
[2026-04-13 19:56:10] BlissRP : <3
[2026-04-13 19:56:11] neki : yea boy
[2026-04-13 19:56:26] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: jajajaja i love you budd
[2026-04-13 19:56:34] neki : belt around my neck whil e I choke myslef awhile masturbating on deeez nutz bullish action
[2026-04-13 19:56:54] neki : cheese-grater rubbing type action
[2026-04-13 19:57:00] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: mate i told you i dont know when.. but the jew will buy
[2026-04-13 19:57:05] GodBleesYou : buy the rule of 26
[2026-04-13 19:57:15] GodBleesYou : 2026 will end bullish
[2026-04-13 19:57:18] BlissRP : he can always smell the money from continents away
[2026-04-13 19:57:25] GodBleesYou : i just try to surrvive before it MOooo
[2026-04-13 19:59:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CRCLUSDT`: Buy 10.5300 CRCL @ 98.22 ($NaN) - RIP
[2026-04-13 20:00:37] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: https://www.tradingview.com/x/CBjck5d6/
[2026-04-13 20:00:43] OrangeBull : first gap closed
[2026-04-13 20:01:04] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: yes, next gap now ;)
[2026-04-13 20:02:54] Vaaachaaa : joke
[2026-04-13 20:02:59] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: closed for me
[2026-04-13 20:03:43] Vaaachaaa : nice day
[2026-04-13 20:03:49] Vaaachaaa : thx US
[2026-04-13 20:03:55] Vaaachaaa : everybody
[2026-04-13 20:03:58] GodBleesYou : so beary of you
[2026-04-13 20:04:29] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: what is beary ? :)
[2026-04-13 20:04:40] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: im bad in english :'(
[2026-04-13 20:04:43] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: big big
[2026-04-13 20:04:48] GodBleesYou : big bear
[2026-04-13 20:05:17] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: no ! never bear for me
[2026-04-13 20:05:53] Vaaachaaa : big profit for me ...
[2026-04-13 20:05:58] Vaaachaaa : I stop for today
[2026-04-13 20:06:28] Vaaachaaa : even if it still goes up, no regrets, I'm finally learning to take my profits...
[2026-04-13 20:07:32] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: <3 enjoy the rest of the day
[2026-04-13 20:07:58] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: Yeah :) thx sir
[2026-04-13 20:08:30] Vaaachaaa : see you tomorrow I think ;)
[2026-04-13 20:08:36] Vaaachaaa : bye bye
[2026-04-13 20:52:54] GodBleesYou : Only Mooo!!!
[2026-04-13 20:53:01] GodBleesYou : dont let those bears scare you
[2026-04-13 20:56:10] BMEXcheers : gotta trust the process
[2026-04-13 20:56:11] BMEXcheers : heh
[2026-04-13 20:59:40] GodBleesYou : looks so ready for massive one
[2026-04-13 20:59:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 21:03:53] MANsa_MOONsa : ugh im still under agua
[2026-04-13 21:07:56] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: just go long 250x all in and wick us to 180k
[2026-04-13 21:08:27] MANsa_MOONsa : already locked n loaded
[2026-04-13 21:08:58] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: <3
[2026-04-13 21:13:34] MANsa_MOONsa : =0)
[2026-04-13 21:27:29] MANsa_MOONsa : LONG IT
[2026-04-13 21:28:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMMM
[2026-04-13 21:30:34] ninnk : Predicted Rate -0.0642%
[2026-04-13 21:30:40] ninnk : vukking mental :kek:
[2026-04-13 21:33:04] BlissRP : ninnk: natural and organic beratards
[2026-04-13 21:40:36] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:38] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:55:42] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: pumpittup btc lezgohh mewnnnnnn
[2026-04-13 22:06:05] clarknova : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:06:39] PeacenLuv : gezz a top btc
[2026-04-13 22:07:11] PeacenLuv : look suis going again upseee daizee
[2026-04-13 22:07:16] PeacenLuv : 5min
[2026-04-13 22:08:37] chujev : 80k let's go
[2026-04-13 22:09:36] OrangeBull : The next funding wikll be crazy
[2026-04-13 22:10:05] OrangeBull : 0.06. that will be such ncie short squeeze
[2026-04-13 22:11:40] PeacenLuv : hangonnnn filecoin bullyz shes launching
[2026-04-13 22:11:54] PeacenLuv : stops sui 0.933
[2026-04-13 22:12:21] PeacenLuv : 73111 btc
[2026-04-13 22:12:26] PeacenLuv : stops up
[2026-04-13 22:12:44] PeacenLuv : dont b nice take all u can get satosheez
[2026-04-13 22:13:14] PeacenLuv : http://www.statueofsatoshi.com as the design
[2026-04-13 22:13:58] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 102 Cont @ 2283.16 ($17,134.46) - Up only!
[2026-04-13 22:14:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 699 Cont @ 2299.06 ($118,543.17) - Wallet's on a diet now!
[2026-04-13 22:15:49] BlissRP : we call this, the reality stage
[2026-04-13 22:15:56] BlissRP : welcome to hell bozos
[2026-04-13 22:15:59] neki : cute
[2026-04-13 22:16:13] contract details : clarknova: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.3404 XBT @ 74164.4 ($25,265.78) - Nice try, paper hands
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 7500 USD @ 74208.1
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSDT`: Buy 2.6400 ETH @ 2307.61 ($6,095.50) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-13 22:18:09] OrangeBull : I am, sorry if anyone shorted this
[2026-04-13 22:18:30] BlissRP : everyone shorted this
[2026-04-13 22:18:43] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:19:09] GodBleesYou : baby boy!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:13] GodBleesYou : baby boy!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:17] GodBleesYou : happy bull!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:21] GodBleesYou : boom boom
[2026-04-13 22:19:22] GodBleesYou : booom
[2026-04-13 22:19:23] GodBleesYou : <#
[2026-04-13 22:19:25] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:19:30] GodBleesYou : go badger go go
[2026-04-13 22:19:34] GodBleesYou : go badger go go
[2026-04-13 22:19:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:20:40] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: 12k sol buy on 1 min candle
[2026-04-13 22:20:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:20:42] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-13 22:20:50] GodBleesYou : Badger!!!!! we love you!!!
[2026-04-13 22:20:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 435 Cont @ 85.81 ($2,772.09) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2026-04-13 22:20:58] GodBleesYou : let the short covering start <3
[2026-04-13 22:23:06] speedwell : ooh, minny poomp
[2026-04-13 22:25:09] speedwell : can it get above the 100D ma?
[2026-04-13 22:26:41] GodBleesYou : speedwell: 186K OR NOTHING!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:26:54] HABANEROTLK : how is XBTUSD_T spot *so* misspriced
[2026-04-13 22:27:55] speedwell : GodBleesYou: That's next year.
[2026-04-13 22:28:00] Traczii : HABANEROTLK: free money
[2026-04-13 22:28:14] speedwell : Now we get fake out then dump
[2026-04-13 22:29:31] speedwell : next funding is harsh, bears be cooked if it goes up up up
[2026-04-13 22:31:13] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `QQQUSDT`: Buy 3.6800 QQQ @ 618.91 ($NaN) - Ciao, chow-chow!
[2026-04-13 22:31:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 46 Cont @ 2344.19 ($8,017.73) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-13 22:32:19] jotrader : boom lets go btc
[2026-04-13 22:33:12] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74111 mayb platform lag
[2026-04-13 22:34:01] PeacenLuv : 0.949 stops suikoin
[2026-04-13 22:37:25] Dario1 : HABANEROTLK: no arbitrageurs to step in :arthur:
[2026-04-13 22:37:41] HABANEROTLK : free money
[2026-04-13 22:38:00] Dario1 : indeed hehe
[2026-04-13 22:38:04] BlissRP : yea, yours
[2026-04-13 22:38:06] BlissRP : :kek;
[2026-04-13 22:38:12] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:38:42] Traczii : Got no usdt rn staking everything, otherwise wouldve bought it myself :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:39:12] BlissRP : staking? like vlad the impaler/
[2026-04-13 22:39:16] BlissRP : ?*
[2026-04-13 22:39:23] thankyousomuch : Hi nulls
[2026-04-13 22:39:35] thankyousomuch : and bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started
[2026-04-13 22:39:38] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:39:40] thankyousomuch : ↘️
[2026-04-13 22:39:56] Traczii : staking the future of France :bmex: :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:40:47] Traczii : damn btc spot mm broke
[2026-04-13 22:44:43] bluemaster : Bueno Dias Muchachos , did I miss anything ?
[2026-04-13 22:44:54] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 305,000 USD @ 70871.7222 ```
[2026-04-13 22:44:59] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-13 22:45:04] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1221 XBT RPNL, 0.1971 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 22:45:43] bluemaster : This Market Maker is wanker ,did anyone told him we don;t use stops 😜
[2026-04-13 22:46:20] bluemaster : 73.6 days to expire
[2026-04-13 22:46:31] bluemaster : whatever price ..
[2026-04-13 22:51:20] bluemaster : /liq xbtu26 ``` :bitmex: XBTU26: 1857 ```
[2026-04-13 22:53:12] clarknova : :)
[2026-04-13 22:53:48] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 4 Cont @ 2352.12 ($701.16)
[2026-04-13 22:54:26] BlissRP : are you ready kids?
[2026-04-13 22:54:50] MrBritcoin : stop humt
[2026-04-13 22:55:07] BlissRP : cope hunt
[2026-04-13 22:56:39] blaster33 : so today trump did one of the month bearish action, and we pump wtf
[2026-04-13 22:56:49] blaster33 : most*
[2026-04-13 22:57:25] MrBritcoin : blaster33: just clearing retail
[2026-04-13 23:03:29] ninnk : well guess that's it for twitter market we just press random buttons now and pray
[2026-04-13 23:03:40] ninnk : no one's buying trumps schit anymore lmao
[2026-04-13 23:10:44] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 500 USD @ 74865 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 50 XRP @ 1.3762 ($68.84)
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BCHUSD`: Buy 2 Cont @ 439.5 ($65.81)
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 1.3768 ($20.61)
[2026-04-13 23:15:34] neki : lol
[2026-04-13 23:15:59] neki : so I have this 74800 limit sell order on poloniex since 24th march
[2026-04-13 23:16:10] neki : now price just hit 74800 on poloniex just now
[2026-04-13 23:16:55] neki : ofc I did not het filled as instantly, the fkkin sell wall appears jusgt tiny bellow it, and is trying ti rekt me out
[2026-04-13 23:27:55] thankyousomuch : ended :pepe:
[2026-04-13 23:30:23] SmackThat : Finnish him
[2026-04-13 23:50:45] PeacenLuv : SmackThat: who
[2026-04-13 23:50:59] PeacenLuv : i waznapping xcuz
[2026-04-13 23:51:24] PeacenLuv : btfd btc
[2026-04-13 23:57:12] bluemaster : neki: that is reason I use only market orders mate ,you trading on a Bucket shop
[2026-04-13 23:57:17] nylon123 : bastard bitcoin
[2026-04-13 23:57:29] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 320,000 USD @ 71146.0201 ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:33] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:38] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1284 XBT RPNL, 0.2044 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:45] bluemaster : /pnl xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 0.0086 XBT RPNL, 0.2177 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 23:59:21] bmagic : We have reached my temporary short range to 67k
[2026-04-14 00:09:29] GodBleesYou : MOOOOO it!!!!!
[2026-04-14 00:09:52] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: <3
[2026-04-14 00:10:14] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: what you say....
[2026-04-14 00:10:43] GodBleesYou : bears gonna take it without lube?
[2026-04-14 00:10:58] GodBleesYou : i am lowering bit risk here
[2026-04-14 00:11:05] GodBleesYou : will scale back if it wick down
[2026-04-14 00:11:17] GodBleesYou : seems like nice range trade as bull
[2026-04-14 00:11:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 74302.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-14 00:18:31] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-14 00:21:38] bmagic : Longs doomed
[2026-04-14 00:22:32] MANsa_MOONsa : im out
[2026-04-14 00:23:48] iFinex_Scam : @admin why keep killing the ui the chart order menu gone for an ugly white aditional pop up wtf
[2026-04-14 00:35:11] thankyousomuch : Dr. Pullrun is back 😳
[2026-04-14 00:36:01] thankyousomuch : Pullers backwards
[2026-04-14 00:39:14] thankyousomuch : it goes pullwards
[2026-04-14 00:41:27] GodBleesYou : SEXY!!!!!
[2026-04-14 00:42:50] GodBleesYou : bmagic: YOU SHORTING THIS?
[2026-04-14 00:42:50] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 00:49:28] GodBleesYou : wick it to 72800 just to trap bears again please
[2026-04-14 00:50:01] GodBleesYou : lets refuel before we lunch
[2026-04-14 00:50:11] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-14 00:50:44] speedwell : If this holds...I sold a some here, looks toppy
[2026-04-14 00:51:45] speedwell : future funding went from -.05 to -.02. Somebody changed their mind.
[2026-04-14 00:52:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 74164.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-14 00:52:54] PeacenLuv : btfd btc lezgohh
[2026-04-14 00:53:15] speedwell : I have a magic line at 73874.
[2026-04-14 00:53:17] GodBleesYou : speedwell: i sold some as well
[2026-04-14 00:53:23] GodBleesYou : 50% of the position
[2026-04-14 00:53:29] GodBleesYou : ready to reload
[2026-04-14 00:53:34] GodBleesYou : wick it bears
[2026-04-14 00:53:40] GodBleesYou : lets us trap you once more
[2026-04-14 00:53:42] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 00:53:44] speedwell : good choice, take the money while you can!
[2026-04-14 00:53:54] GodBleesYou : speedwell: offcourse i am jewish
[2026-04-14 00:53:55] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 00:54:49] thankyousomuch : 50k
[2026-04-14 00:54:52] speedwell : with interest!
[2026-04-14 00:54:57] speedwell : hehe
[2026-04-14 00:55:11] thankyousomuch : inversed toilet
[2026-04-14 00:55:18] thankyousomuch : its over longers
[2026-04-14 00:55:38] GodBleesYou : speedwell: :arthur:
[2026-04-14 01:01:34] GodBleesYou : wick it!!!!
[2026-04-14 01:01:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 01:02:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 74035.4 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-14 01:03:42] PeacenLuv : long entry 74122 poompahh lezgohh btc
[2026-04-14 01:03:46] PeacenLuv : fullybully
[2026-04-14 01:19:48] MANsa_MOONsa : WELL WELL WELL
[2026-04-14 01:20:40] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: 126k dully dully 😆
[2026-04-14 01:31:26] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0020 XBT RPNL, -0.0152 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-14 01:31:34] MANsa_MOONsa : -_______-
[2026-04-14 01:36:01] kjzsbtby : btc raped me today with that out of nowhere pump from 73.2k to 74.5k
[2026-04-14 01:36:15] kjzsbtby : I was taking a shit when it triggered my stop
[2026-04-14 01:36:26] MANsa_MOONsa : oh nooo
[2026-04-14 01:36:36] MANsa_MOONsa : dont use triggers next time
[2026-04-14 01:37:56] kjzsbtby : I would be worst now , my stop was at 73500, my short was around 73.1k
[2026-04-14 01:38:07] kjzsbtby : but it came out of nowhere :c
[2026-04-14 01:44:47] PeacenLuv : 😄😄 @kjzsbtby pumpittup
[2026-04-14 01:59:37] bluemaster : Beras should not give up so easy and martingale more ,please try once more or we will never hit 200k 😜
[2026-04-14 01:59:54] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 320,000 USD @ 71146.0201 ```
[2026-04-14 01:59:58] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-14 02:02:24] BitMEX_Chase : iFinex_Scam: Hi! The chart order menu was simplified to save space and keep the chart view clean. This new pop-up focuses on quick Limit orders. If you prefer the full set of options, the main order panel on the side is still available. We hear your feedback on the design!
[2026-04-14 02:27:32] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -30,000 USD @ 74468.4812 ```
[2026-04-14 02:28:23] speedwell : price and 100D MA are looking to have a meeting.
[2026-04-14 02:29:28] bmagic : The dumpening
[2026-04-14 02:30:21] GodBleesYou : bmagic: the dumping is near
[2026-04-14 02:30:22] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-14 02:34:40] GodBleesYou : WICK IT BIG BEAR OF MINE
[2026-04-14 02:38:03] iFinex_Scam : BitMEX_Chase: i understand what you did but now user need to interact with the chart and later go to the order menu outside the chart is really bad bro for real i use the old order menu inside the chart alot
[2026-04-14 02:38:22] iFinex_Scam : vibe code intensify ?
[2026-04-14 02:52:13] thankyousomuch : i will just life below 100k for next 3k years
[2026-04-14 02:55:31] thankyousomuch : btc wont go up with western living standards
[2026-04-14 02:55:45] thankyousomuch : 200k only if europe and usa and china poor
[2026-04-14 02:55:59] thankyousomuch : 1k if nothing changes :pepe: