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[2026-04-13 15:00:30] Benobi : adios
[2026-04-13 15:00:39] PeacenLuv : bewmmchukulukahhhh
[2026-04-13 15:01:00] Benobi : throw yourself into longs. they are just expecting that.
[2026-04-13 15:01:39] MadoffNakamoto : CaptainMooncoin: +666 sir :arthur:
[2026-04-13 15:03:02] Benobi : "oh, no, a pullback. who would have guessed ?"
[2026-04-13 15:03:36] OrangeBull : who did short the bottom? :)
[2026-04-13 15:04:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 4 ZEC @ 352.52 ($1,409.99)
[2026-04-13 15:04:42] Simio_Long : the heck they did with the plus button widget!!! damn :angry:
[2026-04-13 15:04:54] OrangeBull : Did Trump give his speech already?
[2026-04-13 15:05:05] Simio_Long : the whol point of it was not need to type! :angry:
[2026-04-13 15:05:40] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: I'm counting on you to tell us what's going on with the speech please?
[2026-04-13 15:08:42] Simio_Long : @admin are you working in the plus button? why did you change it, it was very convenient
[2026-04-13 15:10:05] The_Reaper : Only Dumb Lee bought again, reason it pumped
[2026-04-13 15:10:15] The_Reaper : Resume the selloff
[2026-04-13 15:13:21] BitMEX_Emo : Simio_Long: Hi - Yes, the old + button form was handy, but it was cramped trying to fit the full order form into the chart widget
[2026-04-13 15:13:42] BitMEX_Emo : The new slimmed-down version should be easier to use in that space.
[2026-04-13 15:16:40] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: I bet he will tell about a new deal and market will pump
[2026-04-13 15:19:09] Vaaachaaa : we don't care about the deal ^^ the Iranians are playing with fire.. but I don't dare say too much, it seems to me that in the trollbox rules we can't talk too much about politics
[2026-04-13 15:20:54] OrangeBull : Well, we shlould talk about politics and news , because that impact the price
[2026-04-13 15:21:18] Vaaachaaa : exactly
[2026-04-13 15:23:04] OrangeBull : There is a cmp gap around 73k, I guess we will fill it soon, but I will not be surprised if the market goes to 68k to fill the other CME gap
[2026-04-13 15:24:44] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: https://www.tradingview.com/x/I9m7k4E1/
[2026-04-13 15:24:52] OrangeBull : All the CME Gaps
[2026-04-13 15:25:50] OrangeBull : This is what I am planning https://www.tradingview.com/x/wPUADEdk/
[2026-04-13 15:28:25] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: yes I can see the structure indeed.. nice job but the cme gap is 86k no ?
[2026-04-13 15:39:37] Vaaachaaa : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sSnN1Yxg1Y if you want
[2026-04-13 15:39:49] OrangeBull : The prices are different in the CME chart.
[2026-04-13 15:40:36] OrangeBull : When you want to set the CME gap in other charts, the best way it is to use the closing and opening time of the CME
[2026-04-13 15:41:54] Vaaachaaa : ok thanks ;)
[2026-04-13 15:42:34] OrangeBull : and the most effect it is the 1H
[2026-04-13 15:44:38] PeacenLuv : longstops up 71858
[2026-04-13 15:47:29] Vaaachaaa : what is the name of the clue if it braids you? I can't find the chart to locate the GAPS
[2026-04-13 15:49:32] Vaaachaaa : we can spot them without but I would like to know with the same graph as you
[2026-04-13 15:50:18] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: BTC1!
[2026-04-13 15:50:51] Vaaachaaa : ty ty ty ty ty 😍
[2026-04-13 15:54:13] caex : Oil prices could soon reach $140–150 per barrel.😆 BTC =📉
[2026-04-13 15:55:18] caex : Saylor’s purchases no longer impact the price like they used to the manipulation phase is over.
[2026-04-13 15:57:24] caex : When a fool keeps buying to convince the market that Bitcoin will only go up to $1 million, it becomes harder and harder to persuade investors.
[2026-04-13 15:57:42] Vaaachaaa : Iran massively adopts cryptos
[2026-04-13 15:58:22] caex : Who remembers the foolish tweets of Elon Musk and how the price of Dogecoin reacted? That’s what Michael Saylor is doing now.
[2026-04-13 15:59:05] caex : The U.S. Navy is blocking all Iranian ports oil trade has come to a halt.
[2026-04-13 15:59:17] caex : oil = 📈
[2026-04-13 16:00:43] caex : Saylor’s followers should ask for more buys maybe the price will break 73K. Call him😄
[2026-04-13 16:04:09] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: @caex Sometimes Saylor worries me a bit. Right now his company has more BTC than the US Government. If anybody remember the 30's and how the Gov confiscated all the gold... it does worry me. Not for now, but it something it could happen... again!
[2026-04-13 16:06:42] OrangeBull : I think 2028-2030 it will be the most dangerous time...
[2026-04-13 16:09:09] OrangeBull : Anyone that can have a whole BTC, should do as soon as possible and move it to a hard wallet and forget it about it for 5-10 years
[2026-04-13 16:12:36] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: sorry I have to come back, you are an interesting person
[2026-04-13 16:13:03] Vaaachaaa : I'll be back soon
[2026-04-13 16:15:29] PeacenLuv : 😄
[2026-04-13 16:15:55] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-13 16:16:14] PeacenLuv : long entry 71956
[2026-04-13 16:16:30] thankyousomuch : and so bullrun ended with a start :peep:
[2026-04-13 16:16:36] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 16:17:13] GodBleesYou : we have some nice buying pressure
[2026-04-13 16:26:25] PeacenLuv : 😄😄
[2026-04-13 16:26:36] PeacenLuv : 😄
[2026-04-13 16:26:37] Luke Short : I can’t comprehend how people actually think there will be peace with Iran soon.
[2026-04-13 16:28:28] Luke Short : 2 days after failed peacetalks
[2026-04-13 16:28:58] Luke Short : “How stupid are you?” Wallstreet: “yes”
[2026-04-13 16:33:59] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: See you later
[2026-04-13 16:34:50] OrangeBull : Luke Short: It will take a while but it will happen. Iran will agree after they understand how much money they will lose
[2026-04-13 16:35:59] Luke Short : You as well? Et tu, brute?
[2026-04-13 16:39:15] OrangeBull : I have been few times in Iran, many people there are looking for changes, and they have the best chance now
[2026-04-13 16:39:46] Luke Short : The people, yes. But they are not the ones to decide sadly
[2026-04-13 16:40:12] OrangeBull : money will decide
[2026-04-13 16:40:26] Luke Short : It’s the guy whose whole family got killed and the irbg or whatever they are called
[2026-04-13 16:41:12] OrangeBull : that is why Trump knows, time is the key. Blokcking the ships will hurt Iran
[2026-04-13 16:42:37] Luke Short : But will they hand out all the enriched uranium? Nah
[2026-04-13 16:45:01] OrangeBull : Luke Short: That will not happen, the end will be a different deal... US dont care about that, they care about Iran selling cheap oil to China
[2026-04-13 16:46:43] Luke Short : Suuure, the conspiracy theory
[2026-04-13 16:46:57] Luke Short : Everything happens because of the oil
[2026-04-13 16:47:08] Luke Short : Entertaining since 1995
[2026-04-13 16:48:49] Simio_Long : COME ON! FILL MY SHORTS :KEK:
[2026-04-13 16:51:08] Luke Short : Just wait for Iran’s completely lost answer on trump’s speech he just had. They will ruin his efforts
[2026-04-13 16:52:23] Shiro : Top in play
[2026-04-13 16:52:31] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-13 16:55:14] Shiro : 69😍🤪😈
[2026-04-13 17:02:57] thankyousomuch : Arrrr :arthur: the dolphins are upon us, yarrr 🌊
[2026-04-13 17:04:31] thankyousomuch : 50k i come
[2026-04-13 17:08:52] GodBleesYou : Shiro: lol
[2026-04-13 17:09:02] GodBleesYou : you didnt close on 70k? @Shiro
[2026-04-13 17:09:05] GodBleesYou : greedy
[2026-04-13 17:09:07] GodBleesYou : jajaja
[2026-04-13 17:09:35] thankyousomuch : yarrr :arhur: ↘️🌊
[2026-04-13 17:09:42] thankyousomuch : yarrr :arthur: ↘️🌊
[2026-04-13 17:09:49] 45th_blown_account : 20k imminent :arthur:
[2026-04-13 17:10:39] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: missed a zero? 200k
[2026-04-13 17:10:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 17:11:24] bmagic : Shiro: ill be shorting tomorrow
[2026-04-13 17:11:39] bmagic : Todays shakeout
[2026-04-13 17:12:35] thankyousomuch : 2k ?
[2026-04-13 17:12:42] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: vamos :Doge:
[2026-04-13 17:18:38] thankyousomuch : :pepe: bullrun
[2026-04-13 17:18:44] thankyousomuch : :pepeb: bullrun
[2026-04-13 17:18:50] thankyousomuch : ↘️
[2026-04-13 17:18:57] GodBleesYou : bmagic: so you belive in doom ?
[2026-04-13 17:19:44] thankyousomuch : i believe in bullrun below 100k
[2026-04-13 17:19:45] GodBleesYou : badger looks strong
[2026-04-13 17:26:07] thankyousomuch : 126k also looked strong :pepeb:
[2026-04-13 17:29:22] PeacenLuv : for a gewd head buzz checknoutvthe 6hr xbtusd candleroneeehhhh
[2026-04-13 17:30:13] PeacenLuv : new world government inbound say gbye to yur paper n pen deals u made
[2026-04-13 17:30:57] PeacenLuv : look chart btc bulloish go big green
[2026-04-13 17:31:20] PeacenLuv : plain vukin angolohh
[2026-04-13 17:31:56] PeacenLuv : sorry i was lookin at sui token 6hr
[2026-04-13 17:34:11] GodBleesYou : no air no air!!!!!
[2026-04-13 17:34:15] GodBleesYou : wick it like you mean it!!
[2026-04-13 17:34:19] GodBleesYou : boom badger boom
[2026-04-13 17:34:27] GodBleesYou : but i think it is a trap,,, :(
[2026-04-13 17:35:47] PeacenLuv : woops sorry againn i gotta go piz . like a racehorsee excuz brb
[2026-04-13 17:36:03] PeacenLuv : wash hands 1zt n after
[2026-04-13 17:36:22] PeacenLuv : u know wash rinse repeat
[2026-04-13 17:37:20] GodBleesYou : PeacenLuv: every breakout could be the "breakout" xD
[2026-04-13 17:37:27] GodBleesYou : so i long them all @PeacenLuv
[2026-04-13 17:37:29] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 17:37:30] Vaaachaaa : I came back, so where are we? oh, the bears cry, someone was right
[2026-04-13 17:37:34] GodBleesYou : in badger we trust!!
[2026-04-13 17:37:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 17:37:36] PeacenLuv : 😦😦added longs pretty sure its goin up
[2026-04-13 17:37:37] GodBleesYou : Moo it!!
[2026-04-13 17:38:15] Vaaachaaa : target bulls ? Go moon forever ?! joke...
[2026-04-13 17:39:25] PeacenLuv : longstops up 72258 pump incoming lezgohh btc
[2026-04-13 17:39:45] PeacenLuv : make u a believerrrr
[2026-04-13 17:39:52] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: 180k?
[2026-04-13 17:39:57] GodBleesYou : 750k?
[2026-04-13 17:40:05] GodBleesYou : 3 milion?
[2026-04-13 17:40:16] GodBleesYou : poor bears....
[2026-04-13 17:40:31] GodBleesYou : shroting for 50%
[2026-04-13 17:41:01] PeacenLuv : 😦😓im on the bullish long xbtusd 3hr longing it in tb
[2026-04-13 17:41:18] Vaaachaaa : 75k will be good to start with
[2026-04-13 17:41:46] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: yea i hope we reach there this swing
[2026-04-13 17:41:52] GodBleesYou : we might see one more trap
[2026-04-13 17:41:58] GodBleesYou : but we mooon
[2026-04-13 17:42:02] GodBleesYou : they cant stop it
[2026-04-13 17:42:06] PeacenLuv : 😟😦😦its flashing green n red yur choice die die or liv 3 of tgem😦
[2026-04-13 17:42:20] GodBleesYou : it just shake shake shake till the real breakout @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 17:42:24] PeacenLuv : up sideways down 3
[2026-04-13 17:42:40] Vaaachaaa : yeah
[2026-04-13 17:42:53] Vaaachaaa : I'm looking forward to it
[2026-04-13 17:43:54] Vaaachaaa : but calmly, I want a quiet bull run to accumulate
[2026-04-13 17:44:07] PeacenLuv : 😦k sideways is yur on the sidelines that fits
[2026-04-13 17:44:23] PeacenLuv : snoozin n a loozin
[2026-04-13 17:44:27] Vaaachaaa : last target 86k for me
[2026-04-13 17:44:47] Vaaachaaa : and I will take another position afterwards
[2026-04-13 17:44:48] GodBleesYou : @admin anyone here?
[2026-04-13 17:44:58] GodBleesYou : where we get reward on the competiions?
[2026-04-13 17:46:38] BitMEX_Douglas : GodBleesYou:Hello. To assist you more accurately, please specify the name of the competition you are inquiring about, as we currently have multiple active programs
[2026-04-13 17:47:38] Vaaachaaa : BitMEX_Douglas: I love your name Douglas
[2026-04-13 17:47:47] Vaaachaaa : 😄😆
[2026-04-13 17:48:16] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: I think BTC will range a bit longer
[2026-04-13 17:48:32] Vaaachaaa : where does this first name come from? I have to look
[2026-04-13 17:48:47] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: mmm.... yes this is true...
[2026-04-13 17:49:17] PeacenLuv : TOOL - Parabola (Official Video) TOOL btc lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_nQhGR0K8M
[2026-04-13 17:49:37] GodBleesYou : Mooo it
[2026-04-13 17:49:48] GodBleesYou : Doom it :(
[2026-04-13 17:49:52] Vaaachaaa : 63-75k range ?
[2026-04-13 17:50:51] Vaaachaaa : I hesitate to take my target at 75k...
[2026-04-13 17:51:44] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: one more dip....
[2026-04-13 17:51:51] GodBleesYou : it can moon here and now
[2026-04-13 17:52:00] GodBleesYou : but Market maker is an asshole
[2026-04-13 17:52:23] GodBleesYou : he will rekt some more long and trigger bit more stops before sending godly candle
[2026-04-13 17:53:56] Vaaachaaa : now we can moon just a little take profit I think of group telegram
[2026-04-13 17:58:35] Vaaachaaa : I will continue to use the translate because when I try to speak alone it is still difficult
[2026-04-13 17:58:39] Vaaachaaa : sorry for my bad eng
[2026-04-13 17:59:00] neki : ahh my friends, wick it tot he upsdide well and good
[2026-04-13 17:59:22] neki : PeacenLuv: +1 tool
[2026-04-13 18:02:27] GodBleesYou : neki: look like we got rejected on 1 min chart
[2026-04-13 18:02:31] GodBleesYou : bulls so weak
[2026-04-13 18:02:33] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-13 18:04:46] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: yes, but with spike §at 59k and 84k
[2026-04-13 18:05:00] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: 1 m xD reassure me, is this a joke? :p
[2026-04-13 18:05:26] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: Owwwwww, very nice range yes
[2026-04-13 18:06:17] Vaaachaaa : It could be nice to get this range, it's true, until the conflicts eventually subside
[2026-04-13 18:12:46] PeacenLuv : Coin Bros - We Talking Crypto (Official Music Video) CoinBros btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQQFA9YXCZ0
[2026-04-13 18:13:30] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: my code work amazing on 1 min love
[2026-04-13 18:14:29] neki : GodBleesYou: keep on your toes
[2026-04-13 18:14:33] neki : this is banging tonite
[2026-04-13 18:16:10] Vaaachaaa : I didn't code anything in 1 minute, too many false signals how do you do it? you manage to scalp?
[2026-04-13 18:16:30] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: one sec i will show you
[2026-04-13 18:16:35] GodBleesYou : pretty simple scalper
[2026-04-13 18:16:43] GodBleesYou : high win rate
[2026-04-13 18:18:18] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: rly ? show me yes plz
[2026-04-13 18:20:30] Vaaachaaa : I hope that we will push it up to 75 minimum today
[2026-04-13 18:22:12] PeacenLuv : Toby Ganger + Decap - Welcome To The Blockchain (The Bitcoin Song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbzNJr26H-4 btc pumpy
[2026-04-13 18:23:02] Vaaachaaa : https://www.tradingview.com/x/bFL7LoGh/ break ?
[2026-04-13 18:24:00] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: rules of the code blue line (bulls) white line (bears) blue>whiteflip long and place limit order to buy any dip white>blue flip long and place limit order to sell any pump white < 36 sell 1% every candle and place limit order to buy the dip white >68 buy 1% every candle and place limit order to sell the incoming pump and reapt reapt endless scale in and out flowring and lowring position size breath in breath out <3 flow https://www.tradingview.com/x/casd6ozK/
[2026-04-13 18:24:28] GodBleesYou : https://www.tradingview.com/x/77fPXNrQ/
[2026-04-13 18:24:57] GodBleesYou : blue arrows are long red candle shorts purrple are flips or tps hit
[2026-04-13 18:25:24] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: UFFF !! 👀👀👀 You are ET !!! ^^
[2026-04-13 18:25:31] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: <3
[2026-04-13 18:25:46] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: very smart
[2026-04-13 18:26:17] Vaaachaaa : a lot of difficulty to understand even with the explanations but it's ok :p
[2026-04-13 18:26:20] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: yea i flow with market i dont counter it
[2026-04-13 18:27:03] GodBleesYou : better flow with bull market then counter it
[2026-04-13 18:27:46] GodBleesYou : market can dump 100% but it can pump 200% with algos that shit makes short 2x more risky but pepole keep ignoring it
[2026-04-13 18:28:41] GodBleesYou : i have 2 layers of other algos to counter my bear side to i will not get stuck on daily bottom and stuff like this.. bears always lose... always... it is a rule of the markets....
[2026-04-13 18:29:22] GodBleesYou : the bankers always gonna print more money.. more fiat = more bull ammo.... bull have unlimted amount of fiat.... so bear always gonna lose at the end
[2026-04-13 18:29:42] GodBleesYou : bear market is just somthing temperrory... bull always always win in the end
[2026-04-13 18:29:44] Vaaachaaa : we agree, we are here to buy, and only the big investment funds should create the ceilings
[2026-04-13 18:29:53] GodBleesYou : so if you write algo keep it in mind @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:30:00] PeacenLuv : Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (Bitcoin Version) Lil Bubble btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3TzVgGyBFs
[2026-04-13 18:30:09] GodBleesYou : have an algo to counter you bear side @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:31:15] Vaaachaaa : I hate short and I almost never do it
[2026-04-13 18:31:23] GodBleesYou : when ever my bear side wining to much other code start to place orders at -50% so if market wick i catch it on other algo while this when shorting the bottom @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:31:38] Vaaachaaa : I leave that for big wallets
[2026-04-13 18:31:44] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: when xrp wicked to 1.5 from 2.9 i catched that bottom <3
[2026-04-13 18:32:01] GodBleesYou : that was so sexy
[2026-04-13 18:32:15] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: yes you need big wallats
[2026-04-13 18:32:29] GodBleesYou : i have many stupid rules that proved them self to work
[2026-04-13 18:32:48] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I made a lot of mistakes with xrp... I got it for 50 cents and I didn't sell 3 dolls
[2026-04-13 18:33:02] GodBleesYou : if tp hit on spot i place buy back at -80% happend to me many times i got filled by some crazy wicks
[2026-04-13 18:33:11] GodBleesYou : my tps on xrp is always 520%
[2026-04-13 18:33:22] GodBleesYou : so if xrp wick out from no where i always catch those
[2026-04-13 18:33:40] GodBleesYou : thats why algos are good for those black swan events
[2026-04-13 18:34:01] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: i dont worry about xrp
[2026-04-13 18:34:04] GodBleesYou : it will pump
[2026-04-13 18:34:09] Vaaachaaa : MMM I see, very smart
[2026-04-13 18:34:17] Vaaachaaa : yes...
[2026-04-13 18:34:31] Vaaachaaa : David ;)
[2026-04-13 18:34:38] Vaaachaaa : he is smart
[2026-04-13 18:35:15] Vaaachaaa : everyone is really smart anyway, i feel uneducated sometimes
[2026-04-13 18:35:33] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: naa man all good i am just a gamer
[2026-04-13 18:35:47] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 18:36:08] GodBleesYou : trading is a game for me.. i am just good gamer jajaja @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 18:36:10] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 18:36:31] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: respect begins with humility, you are a good person I feel it
[2026-04-13 18:37:21] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: try to play LoL
[2026-04-13 18:37:34] GodBleesYou : it is proven to improve trading skills for real
[2026-04-13 18:37:38] GodBleesYou : life so funny
[2026-04-13 18:37:40] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 18:38:34] Vaaachaaa : ahahaha
[2026-04-13 18:39:30] Vaaachaaa : I played a lot of video games personally and now I play a lot less I become more active in life and yes you are right, life is beautiful
[2026-04-13 18:40:06] ninnk : league :kek:
[2026-04-13 18:40:08] ninnk : what are you, 12?
[2026-04-13 18:40:11] ninnk : :kek:
[2026-04-13 18:41:06] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: one day I saw a gentleman who had a bot on bybit I think it was a market maker bot it was so perfect with so many orders in microseconds it was impressive
[2026-04-13 18:41:21] contract details : and i know a lot of bots i tell ya
[2026-04-13 18:41:30] contract details : that was the best biggest fastest bot ever seen
[2026-04-13 18:43:30] Vaaachaaa : I'm waiting to recover a little USDT to possibly make a bot with good currency management to follow the trades of certain groups because I lost a large sum during the customs tariffs (it was my fault)
[2026-04-13 18:51:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BRENTUSDT`: Sell 717.6000 BRENT @ 94.77 ($NaN) - Liquidated so hard the exchange sent flowers
[2026-04-13 18:58:14] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BRENTUSDT`: Sell 551.1000 BRENT @ 93.42 ($NaN) - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act
[2026-04-13 19:05:12] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-13 19:05:32] Shiro : Wtf why we're still above 70k!
[2026-04-13 19:06:18] Shiro : So expensive 😂🤣
[2026-04-13 19:06:23] Shiro : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 19:07:53] Vaaachaaa : Are you saying that because you are short?
[2026-04-13 19:08:34] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: exactly 💯🤣
[2026-04-13 19:11:26] Shiro : But this is don't care about me it wants to go to 69 🌝
[2026-04-13 19:12:23] Shiro : And as soon as I flipped it longs I'll start to saying nonsense bullish things 😄🌚
[2026-04-13 19:12:49] Traczii : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEWQFhrUA 22:35 - 22:45 but instead of traders also profiting with the exchange, we get assaulted on mex :doge: :bmex:
[2026-04-13 19:13:34] Shiro : Top top here 💩🚨
[2026-04-13 19:13:50] Shiro : Now 3k coming
[2026-04-13 19:14:26] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: I'm short and underwater 😂🤣
[2026-04-13 19:14:49] Vaaachaaa : I know
[2026-04-13 19:15:15] Vaaachaaa : stop loss ? or big portfolio I hope for you
[2026-04-13 19:15:24] Shiro : But if you have sense of humour you know this is going down heavy 🪨😶
[2026-04-13 19:15:32] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71760.2061 ```
[2026-04-13 19:18:21] Shiro : @bmagic can you strike it down please
[2026-04-13 19:18:23] GodBleesYou : mmm only Moo?
[2026-04-13 19:18:44] Shiro : Big doom
[2026-04-13 19:18:59] GodBleesYou : ninnk: i am old :(
[2026-04-13 19:19:06] GodBleesYou : think old long ago it was season 1
[2026-04-13 19:19:10] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-13 19:19:41] GodBleesYou : i am so old i played gta 1
[2026-04-13 19:19:43] GodBleesYou : :)
[2026-04-13 19:21:09] ninnk : i played pong so what :pepe:
[2026-04-13 19:21:36] snowdenn : there is no elvis gang in pong =)
[2026-04-13 19:22:07] ninnk : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:25:05] GodBleesYou : Shiro: shiro....
[2026-04-13 19:25:29] GodBleesYou : knok knok.... bulls are here?
[2026-04-13 19:25:45] Shiro : Too here
[2026-04-13 19:25:54] GodBleesYou : as bull you should be bullusih...
[2026-04-13 19:26:01] GodBleesYou : you should be happy badger testing 73k
[2026-04-13 19:26:14] GodBleesYou : soon we might see small bullrun
[2026-04-13 19:26:28] GodBleesYou : you will miss it for 1-2% entery? @Shiro
[2026-04-13 19:26:41] GodBleesYou : i rather lose 10% then miss a clean breakout
[2026-04-13 19:26:54] BlissRP : has anyoone seen a symmetrical triangle before?
[2026-04-13 19:27:01] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:27:04] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3
[2026-04-13 19:27:18] GodBleesYou : Moo it go Big bear gonna attack us?
[2026-04-13 19:27:21] GodBleesYou : jaja
[2026-04-13 19:27:24] Shiro : GodBleesYou: nahh but I'll start to join and adding up from 68
[2026-04-13 19:27:44] BlissRP : you can join from 88
[2026-04-13 19:27:50] BlissRP : special price just for you
[2026-04-13 19:28:02] BlissRP : its good deal bro
[2026-04-13 19:32:03] CaptainMooncoin : Has anyone seen @Shawn-Williams???
[2026-04-13 19:32:36] CaptainMooncoin : Is he sucking on a bitcoin green wick?
[2026-04-13 19:34:23] CaptainMooncoin : Or did he lose all his money and selling sperm now?
[2026-04-13 19:35:25] Vaaachaaa : CaptainMooncoin: selling sperm, nice joke ^^
[2026-04-13 19:35:50] Vaaachaaa : but respect my godfather!
[2026-04-13 19:35:52] Vaaachaaa : :p
[2026-04-13 19:37:52] Vaaachaaa : 999
[2026-04-13 19:38:37] Vaaachaaa : ♋
[2026-04-13 19:45:10] GodBleesYou : only mo?????
[2026-04-13 19:45:13] GodBleesYou : for real?
[2026-04-13 19:45:17] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:45:22] GodBleesYou : Mo it baby boy Moo it
[2026-04-13 19:46:15] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I have a buy signal weekly parabolic
[2026-04-13 19:46:29] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: lets go!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 19:46:37] GodBleesYou : target? @Vaaachaaa
[2026-04-13 19:46:42] GodBleesYou : 105k?
[2026-04-13 19:46:43] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:46:59] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: I don't know... Give me a nice fibo plz sir
[2026-04-13 19:47:23] Vaaachaaa : cme gap or highter maybe
[2026-04-13 19:47:36] Vaaachaaa : 98k BB
[2026-04-13 19:48:13] GodBleesYou : for now it looks like clean breakout
[2026-04-13 19:48:26] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: yes
[2026-04-13 19:49:14] GodBleesYou : Come on bulls
[2026-04-13 19:49:18] GodBleesYou : just massive candle
[2026-04-13 19:49:23] GodBleesYou : dont get stuck here
[2026-04-13 19:49:39] GodBleesYou : Ronnie!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 19:49:49] GodBleesYou : start runining!!!
[2026-04-13 19:51:09] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: https://www.tradingview.com/x/77fPXNrQ/
[2026-04-13 19:51:25] GodBleesYou : might hit 86 again might just fly to 89
[2026-04-13 19:51:32] GodBleesYou : please dont fakeout
[2026-04-13 19:51:34] GodBleesYou : just fly
[2026-04-13 19:52:10] GodBleesYou : bmex fomo should kick in soon
[2026-04-13 19:52:19] Vaaachaaa : sorry I can't understand your chart, very complex ^^
[2026-04-13 19:53:26] BlissRP : Vaaachaaa: nobody can but him, dont worry
[2026-04-13 19:53:32] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 19:54:27] blaster33 : CME gap closed
[2026-04-13 19:54:37] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: 1 small breakout is a lesson in teleportation
[2026-04-13 19:54:39] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-13 19:54:39] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3 xD
[2026-04-13 19:54:41] Vaaachaaa : I'm not the only one, that reassures me 😉
[2026-04-13 19:55:06] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: lol
[2026-04-13 19:55:07] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:55:22] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: Moo it till it fake it?
[2026-04-13 19:55:31] GodBleesYou : or fake it till you moo it?
[2026-04-13 19:55:33] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:55:36] BlissRP : fake it till you moo it ser!
[2026-04-13 19:55:41] GodBleesYou : dam
[2026-04-13 19:55:48] GodBleesYou : i should flip short? @BlissRP
[2026-04-13 19:55:49] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 19:56:02] BlissRP : you should handcuff yourself
[2026-04-13 19:56:06] BlissRP : as a friend
[2026-04-13 19:56:10] BlissRP : <3
[2026-04-13 19:56:11] neki : yea boy
[2026-04-13 19:56:26] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: jajajaja i love you budd
[2026-04-13 19:56:34] neki : belt around my neck whil e I choke myslef awhile masturbating on deeez nutz bullish action
[2026-04-13 19:56:54] neki : cheese-grater rubbing type action
[2026-04-13 19:57:00] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: mate i told you i dont know when.. but the jew will buy
[2026-04-13 19:57:05] GodBleesYou : buy the rule of 26
[2026-04-13 19:57:15] GodBleesYou : 2026 will end bullish
[2026-04-13 19:57:18] BlissRP : he can always smell the money from continents away
[2026-04-13 19:57:25] GodBleesYou : i just try to surrvive before it MOooo
[2026-04-13 19:59:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CRCLUSDT`: Buy 10.5300 CRCL @ 98.22 ($NaN) - RIP
[2026-04-13 20:00:37] OrangeBull : Vaaachaaa: https://www.tradingview.com/x/CBjck5d6/
[2026-04-13 20:00:43] OrangeBull : first gap closed
[2026-04-13 20:01:04] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: yes, next gap now ;)
[2026-04-13 20:02:54] Vaaachaaa : joke
[2026-04-13 20:02:59] Vaaachaaa : OrangeBull: closed for me
[2026-04-13 20:03:43] Vaaachaaa : nice day
[2026-04-13 20:03:49] Vaaachaaa : thx US
[2026-04-13 20:03:55] Vaaachaaa : everybody
[2026-04-13 20:03:58] GodBleesYou : so beary of you
[2026-04-13 20:04:29] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: what is beary ? :)
[2026-04-13 20:04:40] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: im bad in english :'(
[2026-04-13 20:04:43] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: big big
[2026-04-13 20:04:48] GodBleesYou : big bear
[2026-04-13 20:05:17] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: no ! never bear for me
[2026-04-13 20:05:53] Vaaachaaa : big profit for me ...
[2026-04-13 20:05:58] Vaaachaaa : I stop for today
[2026-04-13 20:06:28] Vaaachaaa : even if it still goes up, no regrets, I'm finally learning to take my profits...
[2026-04-13 20:07:32] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: <3 enjoy the rest of the day
[2026-04-13 20:07:58] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: Yeah :) thx sir
[2026-04-13 20:08:30] Vaaachaaa : see you tomorrow I think ;)
[2026-04-13 20:08:36] Vaaachaaa : bye bye
[2026-04-13 20:52:54] GodBleesYou : Only Mooo!!!
[2026-04-13 20:53:01] GodBleesYou : dont let those bears scare you
[2026-04-13 20:56:10] BMEXcheers : gotta trust the process
[2026-04-13 20:56:11] BMEXcheers : heh
[2026-04-13 20:59:40] GodBleesYou : looks so ready for massive one
[2026-04-13 20:59:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 21:03:53] MANsa_MOONsa : ugh im still under agua
[2026-04-13 21:07:56] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: just go long 250x all in and wick us to 180k
[2026-04-13 21:08:27] MANsa_MOONsa : already locked n loaded
[2026-04-13 21:08:58] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: <3
[2026-04-13 21:13:34] MANsa_MOONsa : =0)
[2026-04-13 21:27:29] MANsa_MOONsa : LONG IT
[2026-04-13 21:28:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMMM
[2026-04-13 21:30:34] ninnk : Predicted Rate -0.0642%
[2026-04-13 21:30:40] ninnk : vukking mental :kek:
[2026-04-13 21:33:04] BlissRP : ninnk: natural and organic beratards
[2026-04-13 21:40:36] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:38] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:40:37] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 21:55:42] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: pumpittup btc lezgohh mewnnnnnn
[2026-04-13 22:06:05] clarknova : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:06:39] PeacenLuv : gezz a top btc
[2026-04-13 22:07:11] PeacenLuv : look suis going again upseee daizee
[2026-04-13 22:07:16] PeacenLuv : 5min
[2026-04-13 22:08:37] chujev : 80k let's go
[2026-04-13 22:09:36] OrangeBull : The next funding wikll be crazy
[2026-04-13 22:10:05] OrangeBull : 0.06. that will be such ncie short squeeze
[2026-04-13 22:11:40] PeacenLuv : hangonnnn filecoin bullyz shes launching
[2026-04-13 22:11:54] PeacenLuv : stops sui 0.933
[2026-04-13 22:12:21] PeacenLuv : 73111 btc
[2026-04-13 22:12:26] PeacenLuv : stops up
[2026-04-13 22:12:44] PeacenLuv : dont b nice take all u can get satosheez
[2026-04-13 22:13:14] PeacenLuv : http://www.statueofsatoshi.com as the design
[2026-04-13 22:13:58] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 102 Cont @ 2283.16 ($17,134.46) - Up only!
[2026-04-13 22:14:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 699 Cont @ 2299.06 ($118,543.17) - Wallet's on a diet now!
[2026-04-13 22:15:49] BlissRP : we call this, the reality stage
[2026-04-13 22:15:56] BlissRP : welcome to hell bozos
[2026-04-13 22:15:59] neki : cute
[2026-04-13 22:16:13] contract details : clarknova: :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.3404 XBT @ 74164.4 ($25,265.78) - Nice try, paper hands
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 7500 USD @ 74208.1
[2026-04-13 22:16:53] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSDT`: Buy 2.6400 ETH @ 2307.61 ($6,095.50) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-13 22:18:09] OrangeBull : I am, sorry if anyone shorted this
[2026-04-13 22:18:30] BlissRP : everyone shorted this
[2026-04-13 22:18:43] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:19:09] GodBleesYou : baby boy!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:13] GodBleesYou : baby boy!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:17] GodBleesYou : happy bull!!!
[2026-04-13 22:19:21] GodBleesYou : boom boom
[2026-04-13 22:19:22] GodBleesYou : booom
[2026-04-13 22:19:23] GodBleesYou : <#
[2026-04-13 22:19:25] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:19:30] GodBleesYou : go badger go go
[2026-04-13 22:19:34] GodBleesYou : go badger go go
[2026-04-13 22:19:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:20:40] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: 12k sol buy on 1 min candle
[2026-04-13 22:20:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-13 22:20:42] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-13 22:20:50] GodBleesYou : Badger!!!!! we love you!!!
[2026-04-13 22:20:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 435 Cont @ 85.81 ($2,772.09) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2026-04-13 22:20:58] GodBleesYou : let the short covering start <3
[2026-04-13 22:23:06] speedwell : ooh, minny poomp
[2026-04-13 22:25:09] speedwell : can it get above the 100D ma?
[2026-04-13 22:26:41] GodBleesYou : speedwell: 186K OR NOTHING!!!!!!!
[2026-04-13 22:26:54] HABANEROTLK : how is XBTUSD_T spot *so* misspriced
[2026-04-13 22:27:55] speedwell : GodBleesYou: That's next year.
[2026-04-13 22:28:00] Traczii : HABANEROTLK: free money
[2026-04-13 22:28:14] speedwell : Now we get fake out then dump
[2026-04-13 22:29:31] speedwell : next funding is harsh, bears be cooked if it goes up up up
[2026-04-13 22:31:13] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `QQQUSDT`: Buy 3.6800 QQQ @ 618.91 ($NaN) - Ciao, chow-chow!
[2026-04-13 22:31:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 46 Cont @ 2344.19 ($8,017.73) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-13 22:32:19] jotrader : boom lets go btc
[2026-04-13 22:33:12] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74111 mayb platform lag
[2026-04-13 22:34:01] PeacenLuv : 0.949 stops suikoin
[2026-04-13 22:37:25] Dario1 : HABANEROTLK: no arbitrageurs to step in :arthur:
[2026-04-13 22:37:41] HABANEROTLK : free money
[2026-04-13 22:38:00] Dario1 : indeed hehe
[2026-04-13 22:38:04] BlissRP : yea, yours
[2026-04-13 22:38:06] BlissRP : :kek;
[2026-04-13 22:38:12] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:38:42] Traczii : Got no usdt rn staking everything, otherwise wouldve bought it myself :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:39:12] BlissRP : staking? like vlad the impaler/
[2026-04-13 22:39:16] BlissRP : ?*
[2026-04-13 22:39:23] thankyousomuch : Hi nulls
[2026-04-13 22:39:35] thankyousomuch : and bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started
[2026-04-13 22:39:38] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-13 22:39:40] thankyousomuch : ↘️
[2026-04-13 22:39:56] Traczii : staking the future of France :bmex: :kek:
[2026-04-13 22:40:47] Traczii : damn btc spot mm broke
[2026-04-13 22:44:43] bluemaster : Bueno Dias Muchachos , did I miss anything ?
[2026-04-13 22:44:54] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 305,000 USD @ 70871.7222 ```
[2026-04-13 22:44:59] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-13 22:45:04] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1221 XBT RPNL, 0.1971 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 22:45:43] bluemaster : This Market Maker is wanker ,did anyone told him we don;t use stops 😜
[2026-04-13 22:46:20] bluemaster : 73.6 days to expire
[2026-04-13 22:46:31] bluemaster : whatever price ..
[2026-04-13 22:51:20] bluemaster : /liq xbtu26 ``` :bitmex: XBTU26: 1857 ```
[2026-04-13 22:53:12] clarknova : :)
[2026-04-13 22:53:48] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 4 Cont @ 2352.12 ($701.16)
[2026-04-13 22:54:26] BlissRP : are you ready kids?
[2026-04-13 22:54:50] MrBritcoin : stop humt
[2026-04-13 22:55:07] BlissRP : cope hunt
[2026-04-13 22:56:39] blaster33 : so today trump did one of the month bearish action, and we pump wtf
[2026-04-13 22:56:49] blaster33 : most*
[2026-04-13 22:57:25] MrBritcoin : blaster33: just clearing retail
[2026-04-13 23:03:29] ninnk : well guess that's it for twitter market we just press random buttons now and pray
[2026-04-13 23:03:40] ninnk : no one's buying trumps schit anymore lmao
[2026-04-13 23:10:44] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 500 USD @ 74865 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 50 XRP @ 1.3762 ($68.84)
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BCHUSD`: Buy 2 Cont @ 439.5 ($65.81)
[2026-04-13 23:10:45] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 1.3768 ($20.61)
[2026-04-13 23:15:34] neki : lol
[2026-04-13 23:15:59] neki : so I have this 74800 limit sell order on poloniex since 24th march
[2026-04-13 23:16:10] neki : now price just hit 74800 on poloniex just now
[2026-04-13 23:16:55] neki : ofc I did not het filled as instantly, the fkkin sell wall appears jusgt tiny bellow it, and is trying ti rekt me out
[2026-04-13 23:27:55] thankyousomuch : ended :pepe:
[2026-04-13 23:30:23] SmackThat : Finnish him
[2026-04-13 23:50:45] PeacenLuv : SmackThat: who
[2026-04-13 23:50:59] PeacenLuv : i waznapping xcuz
[2026-04-13 23:51:24] PeacenLuv : btfd btc
[2026-04-13 23:57:12] bluemaster : neki: that is reason I use only market orders mate ,you trading on a Bucket shop
[2026-04-13 23:57:17] nylon123 : bastard bitcoin
[2026-04-13 23:57:29] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 320,000 USD @ 71146.0201 ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:33] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 199,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:38] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1284 XBT RPNL, 0.2044 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 23:57:45] bluemaster : /pnl xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 0.0086 XBT RPNL, 0.2177 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-13 23:59:21] bmagic : We have reached my temporary short range to 67k
[2026-04-14 00:09:29] GodBleesYou : MOOOOO it!!!!!
[2026-04-14 00:09:52] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: <3