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[2026-04-08 13:22:31] Djdez : Same 500k buy wall as well
[2026-04-08 13:23:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : FOOKING CRYPTO SCAMMERS!!!
[2026-04-08 13:23:48] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: send it to 100k
[2026-04-08 13:25:57] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah soon
[2026-04-08 13:26:35] Gandalf the Grey : hamburgers may want an entree tho
[2026-04-08 13:26:43] Gandalf the Grey : but if we do nice open we should pump more
[2026-04-08 13:29:26] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: we belive in the pump?
[2026-04-08 13:30:08] Gandalf the Grey : before fomc maybe dump
[2026-04-08 13:32:29] MANsa_MOONsa : when is fomc
[2026-04-08 13:32:48] MANsa_MOONsa : this short is HEAVVVVVVVVY
[2026-04-08 13:32:49] MANsa_MOONsa : yikres
[2026-04-08 13:32:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 70000 USD @ 72096.6 - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps
[2026-04-08 13:35:00] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc longittup lezgohh
[2026-04-08 13:38:25] PeacenLuv : 5min btc bottoming
[2026-04-08 13:40:06] voixjomz : bulls trapped?
[2026-04-08 13:40:45] voixjomz : flash crash
[2026-04-08 13:40:49] Vaaachaaa : filled my order plz bears ;)
[2026-04-08 13:41:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 71735.5 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-08 13:41:14] voixjomz : better buy at 70k not here
[2026-04-08 13:41:24] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: yeah
[2026-04-08 13:41:33] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: 70060 for me
[2026-04-08 13:41:36] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 13:41:41] PeacenLuv : longstops up69666
[2026-04-08 13:41:49] PeacenLuv : 71666
[2026-04-08 13:41:52] PeacenLuv : *
[2026-04-08 13:42:02] voixjomz : yeah same around 69k-70k if it holds
[2026-04-08 13:42:22] PeacenLuv : 😙longentry 71721
[2026-04-08 13:42:43] PeacenLuv : buy the dips btc
[2026-04-08 13:44:01] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0027 XBT RPNL, -0.0340 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-08 13:44:15] Vaaachaaa : outch
[2026-04-08 13:44:31] MANsa_MOONsa : no ouch
[2026-04-08 13:44:43] MANsa_MOONsa : just a heavy trade
[2026-04-08 13:44:51] MANsa_MOONsa : id show but im gonna wait
[2026-04-08 13:44:59] MANsa_MOONsa : bots out
[2026-04-08 13:45:07] Vaaachaaa : 😏
[2026-04-08 13:45:10] MANsa_MOONsa : lets make a guild!!
[2026-04-08 13:45:22] MANsa_MOONsa : me.. ,shiro...you a few of us who chat
[2026-04-08 13:45:30] MANsa_MOONsa : makes sense i dunno
[2026-04-08 13:45:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71629.1 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-08 13:45:34] MANsa_MOONsa : or join mine
[2026-04-08 13:45:51] MANsa_MOONsa : GodBleesYou: yooo
[2026-04-08 13:46:09] MANsa_MOONsa : Gandalf the Grey: yoooo
[2026-04-08 13:46:12] Vaaachaaa : I would like yes... the problem is that I am nun in English
[2026-04-08 13:46:19] MANsa_MOONsa : Shiro: yooooo
[2026-04-08 13:50:32] MANsa_MOONsa : Vaaachaaa: u speak fine
[2026-04-08 13:50:48] Vaaachaaa : MANsa_MOONsa: google translate
[2026-04-08 13:51:05] MANsa_MOONsa : Vaaachaaa: ohhhhh
[2026-04-08 13:51:12] MANsa_MOONsa : well its working man
[2026-04-08 13:51:41] Vaaachaaa : in vocal it would be so good
[2026-04-08 13:52:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71603.5 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-08 13:53:28] Shiro : Easy short :pepe:
[2026-04-08 13:54:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 71579.8 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-08 13:55:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71568.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-08 13:55:46] blaster33 : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -12,500 USD @ 71974.6 ```
[2026-04-08 13:56:24] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71725.7208 ```
[2026-04-08 13:56:28] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-08 13:56:30] PeacenLuv : 😑long entry 71564
[2026-04-08 13:56:58] Vaaachaaa : Shiro is short oO ^^
[2026-04-08 13:57:41] Shiro : Shiro is all about profits 🥳
[2026-04-08 13:57:52] Shiro : Dolla dolla and hoes
[2026-04-08 13:57:58] Shiro : 😂🤣
[2026-04-08 13:58:50] Vaaachaaa : Btc - ltc - usdt - btc nice combo gold...?
[2026-04-08 13:58:58] PeacenLuv : pumpittup leazgohh
[2026-04-08 13:59:04] Vaaachaaa : or not gold sorry
[2026-04-08 13:59:43] Vaaachaaa : for convert and take profit
[2026-04-08 14:00:05] Vaaachaaa : monero?
[2026-04-08 14:00:31] Vaaachaaa : bulls are strong
[2026-04-08 14:00:51] "it will be........" : peace time dump
[2026-04-08 14:01:53] Shiro : Monero is great for your drug money laundering:doge:
[2026-04-08 14:02:10] Vaaachaaa : lol
[2026-04-08 14:02:29] neki : damn.. this is pretty pretty nasty
[2026-04-08 14:02:36] Vaaachaaa : shiro ?
[2026-04-08 14:02:36] Shiro : Where are you from vaaachaa?
[2026-04-08 14:02:45] Vaaachaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,000 USD @ 71660.4 ```
[2026-04-08 14:02:47] Shiro : Yes
[2026-04-08 14:03:15] Vaaachaaa : im french and you
[2026-04-08 14:04:01] Shiro : Nice vaaachaa I'm the man with 100 destinations 😂
[2026-04-08 14:04:22] neki : burgers are playing a greasy game it seems..
[2026-04-08 14:04:25] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: I know but your origin ?
[2026-04-08 14:04:39] neki : greasy from all the oily trades dey moneypoolated so far
[2026-04-08 14:04:49] Shiro : Iranian 🌝
[2026-04-08 14:04:51] neki : hmmh.. mc burgerish.. mcburgerish indeed
[2026-04-08 14:04:54] neki : greasy
[2026-04-08 14:05:15] Vaaachaaa : 😏
[2026-04-08 14:05:34] blaster33 : IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTER DISCUSSES CEASEFIRE BREACHES IN IRAN AND LEBANON IN PHONE CALL WITH PAKISTAN ARMY COMMANDER - FOREIGN MINISTRY
[2026-04-08 14:06:11] Vaaachaaa : bullish news
[2026-04-08 14:06:22] voixjomz : Iran now accepts bitcoin for payment to pass hormuz
[2026-04-08 14:06:23] Vaaachaaa : everywhere
[2026-04-08 14:06:29] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: y
[2026-04-08 14:06:36] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: 😄
[2026-04-08 14:06:46] Shiro : voixjomz: 😂🤣
[2026-04-08 14:06:48] voixjomz : i dunno, that's just news
[2026-04-08 14:06:51] voixjomz : sell!
[2026-04-08 14:07:04] voixjomz : dump it haha
[2026-04-08 14:08:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 1935 XRP @ 1.3711 ($2,653.27) - Bro fomo’d in at the top like it’s 2021 again
[2026-04-08 14:09:04] voixjomz : https://www.tradingview.com/news/stocktwits:ef19ea579094b:0/
[2026-04-08 14:09:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4300 USD @ 71443.2
[2026-04-08 14:09:31] voixjomz : and because of that it will dump hard
[2026-04-08 14:09:44] voixjomz : 😆
[2026-04-08 14:10:19] neki : greasy greasy burgers
[2026-04-08 14:11:51] MANsa_MOONsa : GIMMIE GIMMIE GMMMIE GIMMIE
[2026-04-08 14:12:13] neki : oily and shiny, they blind in the sunlight
[2026-04-08 14:13:17] neki : Breaking news
[2026-04-08 14:13:26] neki : Apple to buy the state of Iran
[2026-04-08 14:13:48] neki : due to trademark infringment
[2026-04-08 14:13:57] neki : IRAN is actualy I-Ran
[2026-04-08 14:14:06] neki : so its branded as an apple product
[2026-04-08 14:14:42] CaptainMooncoin : Trump is still a pedophile?
[2026-04-08 14:14:46] neki : therefore belongs to the mac. Trump already threatening with new tariffs on the mobile network
[2026-04-08 14:16:42] neki : ---even breakier news
[2026-04-08 14:17:14] neki : news are broken
[2026-04-08 14:18:53] Vaaachaaa : 74k+ for M
[2026-04-08 14:19:21] neki : the breakest-est news
[2026-04-08 14:19:48] neki : due to oil crisis, burgers now sold only when prepped in machine grease
[2026-04-08 14:20:36] PeacenLuv : woooooohhhhweeeee btc long entry 71469 btfd lezgohh yur zellin im buyin
[2026-04-08 14:20:59] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘thankusohhmuch is fuun
[2026-04-08 14:22:48] neki : THE MOSt broken news (so far) Gay rights activists to schedule an armed protest of the Strait of Hormuz. Apparently, calling it strait offends the LGBTQX community. Crowds gather on pink tankers for an armed assault with dildos.
[2026-04-08 14:23:52] kroleg666 : 0 soon
[2026-04-08 14:24:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.2500 SOL @ 83.41 ($20.85)
[2026-04-08 14:24:50] kroleg666 : bye, btc
[2026-04-08 14:26:18] al guul : 80kek eom
[2026-04-08 14:27:05] PeacenLuv : 😛longstops ip 71333 @al guul 😁😍😘
[2026-04-08 14:27:28] PeacenLuv : btc pooooompahhhhh
[2026-04-08 14:28:13] al guul : just send eet @PeacenLuv
[2026-04-08 14:30:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.5700 ETH @ 2220.26 ($1,265.41)
[2026-04-08 14:30:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71293.9 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-08 14:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 10 XRP @ 1.3619 ($13.62)
[2026-04-08 14:31:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAUSDT`: Sell 700 ADA @ 0.2544 ($178.01)
[2026-04-08 14:32:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1 ETH @ 2213.82 ($2,213.78) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!”
[2026-04-08 14:32:21] neki : ok chupacbra..
[2026-04-08 14:32:28] neki : get ready for 71 rejection
[2026-04-08 14:32:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 66900 USD @ 71126.9 - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps
[2026-04-08 14:32:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.0400 ETH @ 2208.94 ($88.35)
[2026-04-08 14:32:47] neki : reject the dup like a dealer rejects a junkies blowjob
[2026-04-08 14:33:10] neki : like a tranny ho rejects the toilets for males
[2026-04-08 14:33:31] neki : here we go
[2026-04-08 14:34:28] MANsa_MOONsa : ohhhhhh man
[2026-04-08 14:34:32] MANsa_MOONsa : damn im rekd
[2026-04-08 14:34:42] MANsa_MOONsa : =)
[2026-04-08 14:37:23] "it will be........" : .
[2026-04-08 14:43:00] neki : bera be crawling
[2026-04-08 14:43:04] neki : pub-crawling
[2026-04-08 14:43:10] neki : drunk on shorts
[2026-04-08 14:43:34] neki : order coming up: a tall glass of "I told you so"
[2026-04-08 14:46:33] Vaaachaaa : the turn of the bulls
[2026-04-08 14:46:56] Vaaachaaa : support 1H
[2026-04-08 14:47:35] neki : 70500 then
[2026-04-08 14:47:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 2197.75 ($155.93)
[2026-04-08 14:47:55] neki : ronnie gotta clear the range for 75k
[2026-04-08 14:48:57] Vaaachaaa : no risk no gain
[2026-04-08 14:49:54] Vaaachaaa : 163k short rly ?
[2026-04-08 14:50:06] Vaaachaaa : 163900 dashboard
[2026-04-08 14:50:25] neki : this is a pu$$y dump..
[2026-04-08 14:50:28] neki : not even real
[2026-04-08 14:52:02] Shiro : 68500
[2026-04-08 14:52:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTEUR`: Sell 600 EUR @ 60589 ($701.93) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-08 14:53:02] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71725.7208 ```
[2026-04-08 14:53:17] Shiro : Shiro is hero :doge:
[2026-04-08 14:53:21] neki : Shiro: again with the 68s? :D i
[2026-04-08 14:53:35] Shiro : neki: hahaha
[2026-04-08 14:53:53] Vaaachaaa : 6min
[2026-04-08 14:54:16] Shiro : neki: I'm closing it at 68 but if it's giving me a chance I'm longing again at 67-66
[2026-04-08 14:54:23] neki : i think we'll get a decent retry of the highs on the touch of 70200-70700 ish.. 68k should be reserved for macropanic..
[2026-04-08 14:55:09] neki : Shiro: lol, had we known this was the range it would play within.. from January, probably each of us in the trollbox would be an ZILLIOARE
[2026-04-08 14:55:56] neki : Shiro: its realy funny, how its text book even.. 3k dumps, then 5k reaction, then 4k dumps, then 3k reaction, then 6k dump, then reaction... yadayafda
[2026-04-08 14:56:05] Shiro : I feel we'll break it soon but we need a right timing and momentum fkr it
[2026-04-08 14:56:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 6.4200 ETH @ 2188.35 ($14,046.45) - Margin call knocked – nobody home?
[2026-04-08 14:56:53] neki : Shiro: i think we might get a decent run on the 80s even now. it was a natural play for the breakout on/around 25th March, but then war-fud broke us.
[2026-04-08 14:57:04] Shiro : Friday is coming so probably lower and next week if 68 holding we can jump back 76 @neki
[2026-04-08 14:57:41] neki : Shiro: imagine negotiators get in a fistfight on friday :D
[2026-04-08 14:57:55] neki : 1st day of a sit-down, already shiet
[2026-04-08 15:03:36] PeacenLuv : bring more munnee whorez
[2026-04-08 15:03:48] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘
[2026-04-08 15:04:12] PeacenLuv : 😳did i zaythat
[2026-04-08 15:05:25] PeacenLuv : i def need a nhigga box or a ghetto blazter for my surfride
[2026-04-08 15:05:51] PeacenLuv : where the vux khthulu
[2026-04-08 15:06:24] PeacenLuv : pizz on trump but he likez that ask bubbah
[2026-04-08 15:07:00] PeacenLuv : still scratchin my head on artz pardon early in term
[2026-04-08 15:07:30] PeacenLuv : prolly jus big balled swinger idolized
[2026-04-08 15:07:51] Mr. JB : let's test 58k
[2026-04-08 15:08:21] PeacenLuv : ahhhh vukinn life k sarahh sarahj lezgoooh ztart the vukin carr
[2026-04-08 15:08:41] PeacenLuv : yeah let it b
[2026-04-08 15:08:57] PeacenLuv : if its free its yurs right
[2026-04-08 15:09:20] PeacenLuv : lol jus take the oil
[2026-04-08 15:09:49] PeacenLuv : wuddyaall fightin forrr
[2026-04-08 15:10:07] PeacenLuv : ill take the btc nbfd
[2026-04-08 15:10:09] neki : whas this shiet then.. slowbleed
[2026-04-08 15:10:22] neki : fkkit, im outtie for two hours, this is painful to watch
[2026-04-08 15:11:21] PeacenLuv : who cares gretta shes a witch aint she
[2026-04-08 15:11:44] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😊1 of epsteenz kids
[2026-04-08 15:12:22] PeacenLuv : german chew
[2026-04-08 15:12:48] PeacenLuv : was there any left
[2026-04-08 15:13:00] PeacenLuv : 😳
[2026-04-08 15:14:08] PeacenLuv : who the vuk iz runnin the show around herr . tokyo
[2026-04-08 15:14:18] bmagic : Shiro: dont overthink it or the sun will burn you while you stare into it
[2026-04-08 15:14:32] Kati79 : Hola
[2026-04-08 15:14:37] PeacenLuv : yeah u know am hungry n like eating raw fisch
[2026-04-08 15:15:10] PeacenLuv : Kati79: yeah high nice year peace.. need trading lezzons?
[2026-04-08 15:15:12] bmagic : Time for a siesta
[2026-04-08 15:15:24] PeacenLuv : wer alone
[2026-04-08 15:15:31] Mr. Axelrod : fook
[2026-04-08 15:15:44] PeacenLuv : hola conzuelahh
[2026-04-08 15:16:03] PeacenLuv : bring tissu
[2026-04-08 15:16:16] Shiro : bmagic: yes next week but for now dump it back to 68
[2026-04-08 15:16:38] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: Shiro is a hero
[2026-04-08 15:17:29] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: :doge:
[2026-04-08 15:22:06] MANsa_MOONsa : /PNL BTCUSD
[2026-04-08 15:22:11] MANsa_MOONsa : oooops
[2026-04-08 15:22:17] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0027 XBT RPNL, 0.0436 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-08 15:29:25] Kaczy7777 : Ranking strzelcow ligi mistrzow
[2026-04-08 15:33:30] Vaaachaaa : shark sell ?
[2026-04-08 15:34:50] Shiro : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy 5,000 USD @ 67000 XBTUSD: Buy 5,000 USD @ 68000 XBTUSD: Buy 4,000 USD @ 69000 XBTUSD: Buy 3,000 USD @ 69500 XBTUSD: Buy 1,000 USD @ 70500 ```
[2026-04-08 15:35:08] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71725.7208 ```
[2026-04-08 15:35:35] Vaaachaaa : too greedy
[2026-04-08 15:35:41] Shiro : Easy game 🎯
[2026-04-08 15:35:42] Vaaachaaa : this is a joke
[2026-04-08 15:35:43] bmagic : Shiro: 77k coming
[2026-04-08 15:35:49] Vaaachaaa : I love you shiro ;)
[2026-04-08 15:35:57] bmagic : Fkn noob shiro
[2026-04-08 15:36:04] Shiro : bmagic: next week this week had enough
[2026-04-08 15:36:06] bmagic : U will win and lose but win
[2026-04-08 15:36:08] Shiro : Lol
[2026-04-08 15:36:20] bmagic : Then come out hero
[2026-04-08 15:36:23] bmagic : Shiroooooooo
[2026-04-08 15:36:24] Vaaachaaa : shiro is a hero
[2026-04-08 15:36:32] bmagic : What a catchphrase
[2026-04-08 15:36:34] Vaaachaaa : survivor
[2026-04-08 15:36:37] bmagic : U can’t lose like that
[2026-04-08 15:36:54] Shiro : bmagic: how trade can lose when the sl is in profits and targets are as simple and stupid as this?
[2026-04-08 15:37:01] Shiro : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy 5,000 USD @ 67000 XBTUSD: Buy 5,000 USD @ 68000 XBTUSD: Buy 4,000 USD @ 69000 XBTUSD: Buy 3,000 USD @ 69500 XBTUSD: Buy 1,000 USD @ 70500 ```
[2026-04-08 15:37:03] bmagic : I woke up this morning like bmagic strikes again but shiro he’s the real hero
[2026-04-08 15:37:32] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: you don't use sl I know you ;)
[2026-04-08 15:37:43] bmagic : He isn’t using stop loss
[2026-04-08 15:37:45] bmagic : Faker
[2026-04-08 15:38:03] bmagic : Heroes don’t need anyone stopping them out
[2026-04-08 15:38:12] bmagic : They are in the game to be a hero or die one
[2026-04-08 15:38:19] Shiro : 🤣😂
[2026-04-08 15:38:30] bmagic : Fkn noobs need SL to survive
[2026-04-08 15:43:39] thankyousomuch : bullrun to 50k
[2026-04-08 15:44:36] Vaaachaaa : now we need a real hero for pump
[2026-04-08 15:46:38] thankyousomuch : Pullrun :pepe:
[2026-04-08 15:47:30] Vaaachaaa : putin god candle incoming
[2026-04-08 16:00:03] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -800,000 USD @ 71451.0275 ```
[2026-04-08 16:00:14] MANsa_MOONsa : RED LAVAAAAAAAAA
[2026-04-08 16:00:55] MANsa_MOONsa : https://www.bitmex.com/app/guilds/0iyJtP
[2026-04-08 16:01:02] MANsa_MOONsa : COME 2 THE WINNERS CIRCLE
[2026-04-08 16:01:58] Vaaachaaa : MANsa_MOONsa: woooohhhh
[2026-04-08 16:02:24] MANsa_MOONsa : liq is 110 come get me MM
[2026-04-08 16:02:39] MANsa_MOONsa : i have a fat long 2 i win eithe way chumps
[2026-04-08 16:02:42] Vaaachaaa : Do you manage a professional portfolio of several clients?
[2026-04-08 16:02:48] MANsa_MOONsa : no just me
[2026-04-08 16:02:55] Vaaachaaa : ok
[2026-04-08 16:03:20] Vaaachaaa : algo ?
[2026-04-08 16:03:28] Vaaachaaa : make profit everytime
[2026-04-08 16:03:44] MANsa_MOONsa : ya profit everyt trade is the goal
[2026-04-08 16:04:36] MANsa_MOONsa : i want to go underwater 2 add more lol
[2026-04-08 16:05:27] Vaaachaaa : 😏💛
[2026-04-08 16:06:19] bmagic : Basically saying full degen mode activated
[2026-04-08 16:07:34] Vaaachaaa : my daughter peed in the potty! big step :)
[2026-04-08 16:10:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HOODUSDT`: Sell 0.0100 HOOD @ 73.06 ($NaN) - Your bag is now a museum exhibit
[2026-04-08 16:10:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `METAUSDT`: Buy 0.0200 META @ 600.99 ($NaN) - No refunds :arthur:
[2026-04-08 16:13:44] Luke Short : MANsa_MOONsa: how many yearse
[2026-04-08 16:13:50] Luke Short : *have you been trading
[2026-04-08 16:13:57] neki : whats this shit now
[2026-04-08 16:14:05] neki : i goota go eat a fis
[2026-04-08 16:14:08] neki : fish
[2026-04-08 16:14:23] neki : I Will this market into 73k before session end.
[2026-04-08 16:14:27] neki : go go bulla go
[2026-04-08 16:15:15] Luke Short : iran preparing an attack on israel??
[2026-04-08 16:15:18] Luke Short : yeah lol
[2026-04-08 16:15:47] Luke Short : https://www.financialjuice.com/News/9526380/Iran-Were-preparing-heavy-response-to-Israels-attack-on-Lebanon.aspx
[2026-04-08 16:27:27] pppooojjjj : oh its gonna drop back to hells, trump cant control it
[2026-04-08 16:33:05] GodBleesYou : :)
[2026-04-08 16:33:07] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 16:34:57] GodBleesYou : bmagic: moon?
[2026-04-08 16:50:36] Gandalf the Grey : after fomc
[2026-04-08 16:50:41] Gandalf the Grey : 74k push
[2026-04-08 16:55:11] bmagic : GodBleesYou: nah dump
[2026-04-08 16:55:26] GodBleesYou : bmagic: OFFCOURSE it will dump
[2026-04-08 16:55:30] GodBleesYou : i longed it...
[2026-04-08 16:55:47] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i need at least 80k for break even :(
[2026-04-08 16:55:55] GodBleesYou : fuck trump tweets
[2026-04-08 16:55:58] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 16:56:50] Gandalf the Grey : I hope for 76-78k for now
[2026-04-08 16:56:55] Gandalf the Grey : if we hold the up
[2026-04-08 16:57:51] Gandalf the Grey : yesterday we pumped 4k lol
[2026-04-08 16:57:55] Gandalf the Grey : 80k can come easy
[2026-04-08 16:59:26] anon529 : Hey
[2026-04-08 17:00:00] kjzsbtby : i just sold uwu
[2026-04-08 17:00:13] Gandalf the Grey : 1h to fomc scam
[2026-04-08 17:00:45] MANsa_MOONsa : WAIT fomc is TODAY??
[2026-04-08 17:01:51] kjzsbtby : no, next one is on 17 of march
[2026-04-08 17:01:55] kjzsbtby : srr may
[2026-04-08 17:02:08] caex : gump it😆
[2026-04-08 17:02:11] Gandalf the Grey : fomc minutes
[2026-04-08 17:02:14] Gandalf the Grey : in 1h
[2026-04-08 17:03:00] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: when fomo?
[2026-04-08 17:03:15] Gandalf the Grey : 73k plus
[2026-04-08 17:03:19] Gandalf the Grey : then 76k plus
[2026-04-08 17:03:31] Gandalf the Grey : i longo too late
[2026-04-08 17:03:34] Gandalf the Grey : i am stupid
[2026-04-08 17:04:35] Gandalf the Grey : but i feek now the play is to hold longo
[2026-04-08 17:04:48] Gandalf the Grey : we will see
[2026-04-08 17:15:19] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: and me too early
[2026-04-08 17:19:28] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: I trust on you
[2026-04-08 17:21:13] Gandalf the Grey : we will see
[2026-04-08 17:21:38] Gandalf the Grey : if it wants 80k now is the chance
[2026-04-08 17:37:25] PeacenLuv : bringggg munneeeee btc lezgohhhh
[2026-04-08 17:37:55] pppooojjjj : Iran again shuts Strait of Hormuz in retaliation for Israeli strikes on Hezbollah Yeahh pump it?
[2026-04-08 17:38:21] Gandalf the Grey : linkj?
[2026-04-08 17:38:29] Vaaachaaa : don't worry bear
[2026-04-08 17:38:42] pppooojjjj : https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-892378 Jews themself post it
[2026-04-08 17:39:07] pppooojjjj : Its GG get your shorts in FREE MONEY incoming
[2026-04-08 17:39:28] Gandalf the Grey : so that is why the scam dump right
[2026-04-08 17:39:28] pppooojjjj : War continues!
[2026-04-08 17:39:30] pppooojjjj : ALARMM
[2026-04-08 17:40:31] pppooojjjj : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJHOMmc9030
[2026-04-08 17:45:36] pppooojjjj : Saudia Arabia oil pipeline reportedly attacked
[2026-04-08 17:45:53] pppooojjjj : What is up with this pump when world burns xD
[2026-04-08 17:46:09] Gandalf the Grey : market cares only about trump tweet
[2026-04-08 17:46:34] pppooojjjj : They already made their cut with 5% pumps
[2026-04-08 17:46:44] pppooojjjj : once it starts selling lol
[2026-04-08 17:47:34] pppooojjjj : Trump is mad cause they still close hormuz xD His friends are fkin raging in telegram chat group
[2026-04-08 17:47:42] Gandalf the Grey : Imma get a shawarma
[2026-04-08 17:51:26] MadoffNakamoto : pppooojjjj: war is bullish sir
[2026-04-08 17:51:40] MadoffNakamoto : 1 missile launched = +1K
[2026-04-08 17:52:43] pppooojjjj : More than 100 killed as Israel strikes central Beirut after saying Iran truce doesn’t apply there
[2026-04-08 17:53:28] Gandalf the Grey : Ok release Covid 2.0
[2026-04-08 17:53:34] Traczii : https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2041902451289153957?sort_replies=likes Ben Delo making headlines, tell him to make Bitmex great again :bmex:
[2026-04-08 17:53:41] MadoffNakamoto : Gandalf the Grey: +666 sir
[2026-04-08 17:55:07] pppooojjjj : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0PxF9-KUX4
[2026-04-08 17:55:23] Vaaachaaa : 3-2-1
[2026-04-08 17:55:35] Gandalf the Grey : tomorrow there is a lot of data before us open 1h
[2026-04-08 17:55:35] Traczii : = 0?
[2026-04-08 17:55:45] Traczii : :catjam:
[2026-04-08 17:55:51] Vaaachaaa : xD
[2026-04-08 17:56:27] Luke Short : 🚩🚩🚩
[2026-04-08 17:56:41] Vaaachaaa : you will not pass! bears !
[2026-04-08 17:57:20] GodBleesYou : bull gods!!!
[2026-04-08 17:57:24] GodBleesYou : pump it!!!
[2026-04-08 17:57:32] Gandalf the Grey : Call Neki
[2026-04-08 17:57:38] Gandalf the Grey : his chakras must be aligned
[2026-04-08 17:57:40] Luke Short : looked like a shortsqueeze to me so i shorted
[2026-04-08 17:58:27] Luke Short : the low at 70.6 was veeery low
[2026-04-08 18:00:18] Luke Short : oh scamtrain leaving
[2026-04-08 18:00:22] Luke Short : ?
[2026-04-08 18:01:19] Vaaachaaa : scalptrain ? yes ^^
[2026-04-08 18:02:08] pppooojjjj : ALL ABOOARD
[2026-04-08 18:03:31] pppooojjjj : time to win
[2026-04-08 18:03:34] pppooojjjj : double down
[2026-04-08 18:04:11] Vaaachaaa : 1h buy 15m sell so... what is your choice ?
[2026-04-08 18:05:49] Luke Short : we made a new high at 72.8k and instantly pulled back to 70.6k
[2026-04-08 18:05:54] Luke Short : i want 60k back
[2026-04-08 18:06:37] Vaaachaaa : are you selling your btc currently?
[2026-04-08 18:06:52] Luke Short : not holding any
[2026-04-08 18:06:54] Luke Short : yolo
[2026-04-08 18:10:20] pppooojjjj : LESS GOOO
[2026-04-08 18:10:35] Luke Short : HOLD ON
[2026-04-08 18:10:38] Luke Short : IT'S A CAT
[2026-04-08 18:10:39] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/xHOHCTmq/
[2026-04-08 18:10:41] Luke Short : lol
[2026-04-08 18:11:36] Vaaachaaa : nice cat ^^
[2026-04-08 18:16:38] GodBleesYou : strong bulls
[2026-04-08 18:16:47] GodBleesYou : lets squsse more!!
[2026-04-08 18:18:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 71482 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-08 18:18:57] pppooojjjj : There we have it folks
[2026-04-08 18:19:01] Luke Short : staircase up - elevator down
[2026-04-08 18:19:01] pppooojjjj : Trump doing his stuff
[2026-04-08 18:19:15] pppooojjjj : Insiders bagged their pofits, it goblin town!
[2026-04-08 18:19:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 71422.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-08 18:21:36] Luke Short : i think i was wrong...
[2026-04-08 18:21:43] Luke Short : IT'S AN ELEPHANT
[2026-04-08 18:21:44] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/V0ELKb3s/
[2026-04-08 18:22:18] voixjomz : Luke Short: 😆
[2026-04-08 18:22:45] al guul : RonnieREKT: 🚀
[2026-04-08 18:27:44] Luke Short : https://www.financialjuice.com/News/9526658/Irans-Parliament-Speaker-Ghalibaf-A-bilateral-ceasefire-or-negotiations-is-unreasonable.aspx
[2026-04-08 18:28:44] Luke Short : bilaterial ceasefires are unreasonable... lmao :D yeah, israel should cease fire and let hisbollah shoot at them
[2026-04-08 18:35:13] neki : gogobulla
[2026-04-08 18:35:14] neki : push
[2026-04-08 18:35:25] neki : push on the straits fud
[2026-04-08 18:35:45] neki : push for Netanyahu's wealth
[2026-04-08 18:39:48] Shiro : Just short it for better long entry 🌝🥳
[2026-04-08 18:40:03] Luke Short : 60k was promised 2 months ago
[2026-04-08 18:41:48] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: +666 sir
[2026-04-08 18:42:49] Shiro : https://youtu.be/O4irXQhgMqg?si=rtvN04B8X4Oew7sO
[2026-04-08 18:42:54] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71725.7208 ```
[2026-04-08 18:43:11] Shiro : 68 baby :doge:
[2026-04-08 18:43:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71287.2 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-08 18:44:13] pppooojjjj : wait what, we were promised 80k?
[2026-04-08 18:44:31] Shiro : 83 next week 😂
[2026-04-08 18:44:36] Shiro : This week 3k
[2026-04-08 18:44:45] Shiro : :arthur:
[2026-04-08 18:45:54] neki : Shiro: still bera? :P werent u shorting bmagic style from the top ? :D
[2026-04-08 18:46:11] Luke Short : Can‘t relate to the 83k
[2026-04-08 18:46:38] Shiro : neki: yeah copying bmagic can coast me alot now and make me turn into gay 😼😻
[2026-04-08 18:46:53] Shiro : Bust risk for good rewards I have to try it
[2026-04-08 18:47:09] neki : chjeckout the tweezeer geezer form rite now
[2026-04-08 18:47:12] Shiro : Shiro wants all of it or none of it
[2026-04-08 18:47:16] neki : unto 73k we sail1!
[2026-04-08 18:47:29] Shiro : But next week can easily going back to 76
[2026-04-08 18:47:30] neki : Shiro: shiro shiro ! :D dont be gready :D
[2026-04-08 18:47:44] Shiro : This is temporary just for this Friday and weekend
[2026-04-08 18:47:48] Shiro : Lol
[2026-04-08 18:47:51] neki : Shiro: but what is finacial freedom without dikk?
[2026-04-08 18:48:23] Shiro : Without dick world is useless 😂
[2026-04-08 18:48:38] neki : Luke Short: yes, you would need green colored nickname in order to relate to 83k :D
[2026-04-08 18:49:34] Luke Short : If it‘s not short i‘m bored. Yes, sir!
[2026-04-08 18:50:03] neki : are we reddi bullaz?! BULLA BULLA
[2026-04-08 18:50:56] neki : Luke Short: i find short dynamic more relatable to long positions here. Quick, volatile, short in time-length :D
[2026-04-08 18:54:07] PeacenLuv : 5min pumping bt jit it hard long
[2026-04-08 18:54:08] neki : Shiro: this is true.. judged by leverage, my dikk is only 1/200th of normal size. but the "technique" matters more than size :D
[2026-04-08 18:54:16] neki : PeacenLuv: lets get em!
[2026-04-08 18:54:55] Shiro : neki: lmaf 🤣
[2026-04-08 18:55:05] Shiro : Size doesn't matter
[2026-04-08 18:55:07] PeacenLuv : longstops up 71111
[2026-04-08 18:55:31] neki : Shiro: :D
[2026-04-08 18:56:49] neki : 71k strong
[2026-04-08 18:56:53] neki : 73300 next
[2026-04-08 18:57:01] Vaaachaaa : the little red elves are out
[2026-04-08 18:57:41] neki : Vaaachaaa: the squeeze will be real. green giant stomping on them soon
[2026-04-08 18:59:16] Dr.van_Doom666 : MOON!!!
[2026-04-08 19:00:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 71074.1
[2026-04-08 19:00:35] 45th_blown_account : screenshot it , 20k imminent :arthur:
[2026-04-08 19:00:52] pppooojjjj : Dr.van_Doom666: Lol artemis soon back to earth moon time over
[2026-04-08 19:02:36] neki : here
[2026-04-08 19:02:39] neki : we go
[2026-04-08 19:02:43] neki : this will be sudden
[2026-04-08 19:02:51] PeacenLuv : btfd btc long entry 71111
[2026-04-08 19:03:03] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhhweeee munneeeee
[2026-04-08 19:03:43] PeacenLuv : btc bullaz safe under 71k lezgohh
[2026-04-08 19:03:53] PeacenLuv : gorevr n eternity infinite
[2026-04-08 19:08:27] pppooojjjj : At least 250 killed as Israel hits over 100 sites in Lebanon
[2026-04-08 19:08:31] pppooojjjj : Its gonna get nasty soon
[2026-04-08 19:09:09] neki : push
[2026-04-08 19:09:18] neki : fire, fire, fire
[2026-04-08 19:10:00] PeacenLuv : 5min bottomed n greening vulin poor btc beraazzez my feelingz go out munnee in
[2026-04-08 19:10:07] neki : U guys realize that Israel (netanyahu) must continue with any state aggression, in order to escape his ongoing corruption trial?
[2026-04-08 19:10:33] neki : MArch 26th - legl opinion on the presidental pardon he asked for
[2026-04-08 19:10:40] neki : legal*
[2026-04-08 19:15:19] CaptainMooncoin : Oh trump you motherfking pedophile. You really think everybody forgot about the Epstein files because this so called war you only did to cover up the fact that you molested little innocent girls?
[2026-04-08 19:16:49] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/2041639655238725983 , a rap song
[2026-04-08 19:17:11] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/NotFarLeftAtAll/status/2041834638700655023 , and a nice voice after all these years
[2026-04-08 19:17:40] Luke Short : lol
[2026-04-08 19:18:46] Luke Short : calling someone a pedo for fucking teenage girls is a little bit off, indeed. one of the biggest porn-categories is "teenage"...
[2026-04-08 19:19:03] BlissRP : Luke Short: :kek:
[2026-04-08 19:19:57] Vaaachaaa : ahaha
[2026-04-08 19:20:03] Vaaachaaa : lol
[2026-04-08 19:20:11] Vaaachaaa : rly
[2026-04-08 19:20:57] OrangeBull : hello bears :)
[2026-04-08 19:24:40] Gandalf the Grey : why xrp and sol getting cooked
[2026-04-08 19:25:27] Luke Short : why not, they are shitcoins
[2026-04-08 19:25:55] Gandalf the Grey : well good point
[2026-04-08 19:25:57] Gandalf the Grey : lol
[2026-04-08 19:26:09] Luke Short : btc will follow soon
[2026-04-08 19:26:09] BlissRP : dont trust a poopoocoin kids
[2026-04-08 19:26:23] Gandalf the Grey : if we lose 70k then yeah
[2026-04-08 19:26:31] Gandalf the Grey : pretty good chance for further down
[2026-04-08 19:26:39] neki : 77477 limit order
[2026-04-08 19:26:44] neki : keep it gengsta
[2026-04-08 19:26:53] M4INEV3NT : time for a 1.6 mil buy
[2026-04-08 19:30:22] contract details : claude mythos about to break bitcoins encryption
[2026-04-08 19:33:32] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP8A3ZfwYj0&list=RDDP8A3ZfwYj0&start_radio=1 White wedding letz get it started.. :P
[2026-04-08 19:33:46] BlissRP : hey little sister shotgun
[2026-04-08 19:34:06] neki : shotgun!
[2026-04-08 19:36:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : 97k tonight
[2026-04-08 19:36:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : : rocket:
[2026-04-08 19:36:38] Dr.van_Doom666 : :rocket:
[2026-04-08 19:37:13] Vaaachaaa : 76k possible maybe
[2026-04-08 19:37:21] ninnk : fully pully btc
[2026-04-08 19:37:43] Gandalf the Grey : put SL under 69k
[2026-04-08 19:37:45] Gandalf the Grey : and forget
[2026-04-08 19:37:52] Gandalf the Grey : either we smash 80k
[2026-04-08 19:37:54] Gandalf the Grey : or small loss
[2026-04-08 19:39:23] M4INEV3NT : here SL 69850, i'm in 2.6 mil 25X entri 71.187
[2026-04-08 19:39:24] Vaaachaaa : It's been a long time since I saw a God Candle live
[2026-04-08 19:39:33] M4INEV3NT : entry*
[2026-04-08 19:39:49] BlissRP : allah candle
[2026-04-08 19:40:13] Gandalf the Grey : How is that Indian God that look like elephant called?
[2026-04-08 19:40:20] Gandalf the Grey : I remember it from Uncharted lol
[2026-04-08 19:41:06] M4INEV3NT : Gandalf the Grey: Ganesh
[2026-04-08 19:41:14] Gandalf the Grey : yeeees
[2026-04-08 19:41:23] Gandalf the Grey : Is he good
[2026-04-08 19:41:41] M4INEV3NT : i don't know.. lol
[2026-04-08 19:42:04] M4INEV3NT : i just need 71.800 asap..8 hours in..i'm fucked up
[2026-04-08 19:44:18] neki : M4INEV3NT: ride it up into 73k soon .. then get a beer :D
[2026-04-08 19:44:41] M4INEV3NT : if he gets 73 i send u 1 cargo of beers
[2026-04-08 19:44:50] Gandalf the Grey : it will go much higher
[2026-04-08 19:44:53] Gandalf the Grey : check chart
[2026-04-08 19:44:55] M4INEV3NT : in any case i won't hit it..since i have a TP 72450
[2026-04-08 19:45:16] M4INEV3NT : Gandalf the Grey: tonite?
[2026-04-08 19:45:26] M4INEV3NT : i mean in the next half hour? i dubt..
[2026-04-08 19:45:38] Dr.van_Doom666 : 72k never again
[2026-04-08 19:45:41] neki : M4INEV3NT: your loss then.. this will wick into 73 or higher on the daily close I believe. Atleast a sghort squeeze if not proper consolidation for attack on 80k
[2026-04-08 19:45:43] M4INEV3NT : at the closing bell (usa market) i'm out..i'm demolished
[2026-04-08 19:46:44] M4INEV3NT : Gandalf the Grey: not sure in the short time..
[2026-04-08 19:47:04] Gandalf the Grey : i will hold unless we smash 69k-70k
[2026-04-08 19:47:09] Gandalf the Grey : now is good chance imo
[2026-04-08 19:47:15] neki : HODOR1
[2026-04-08 19:47:16] Gandalf the Grey : if we break then short and hold long term
[2026-04-08 19:47:19] neki : HODOR!