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[2026-04-08 02:35:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1900 USD @ 71262.7
[2026-04-08 02:35:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 0.896 ($6.39)
[2026-04-08 02:42:57] PeacenLuv : i gotta take a nap
[2026-04-08 02:43:04] PeacenLuv : 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
[2026-04-08 02:43:58] PeacenLuv : longstops up71258
[2026-04-08 02:48:23] PeacenLuv : btc 1hr recent high 72718 long the break
[2026-04-08 02:49:27] PeacenLuv : adding 71483
[2026-04-08 03:12:13] Shiro : Short?
[2026-04-08 03:12:35] Shiro : Someone doit with me just to make me not feel dumb 😄
[2026-04-08 03:15:10] speedwell : will she hold...
[2026-04-08 03:19:23] 45th_blown_account : bombs still falling on Israel :pepe:
[2026-04-08 03:20:04] BlissRP : honestly just nuke em
[2026-04-08 03:20:07] BlissRP : they deserve it
[2026-04-08 03:21:23] Shiro : Short this with me:doge:
[2026-04-08 03:21:29] bmagic : Shiro: no
[2026-04-08 03:21:31] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -5,000 USD @ 71287.5 ```
[2026-04-08 03:21:31] bmagic : Die
[2026-04-08 03:22:17] Shiro : bmagic: follow the notes and thanks me later :pepe:
[2026-04-08 03:22:37] Shiro : You don't know shiro he's hero?
[2026-04-08 03:23:14] Shiro : 69300
[2026-04-08 03:25:27] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: Shiro is a hero +!00000
[2026-04-08 03:25:53] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: hahahahaha :doge:
[2026-04-08 03:26:02] Mr. Axelrod : :doge: :pepe:
[2026-04-08 03:44:50] Shiro : Back to 3k sad to says :peoe:
[2026-04-08 03:45:58] speedwell : heating oil dropped 18%
[2026-04-08 03:46:39] speedwell : crude 15%, what happened?
[2026-04-08 03:46:49] Shiro : 69 holly number again
[2026-04-08 03:47:15] Shiro : If it's hold still bullish
[2026-04-08 03:47:26] speedwell : WTI crude futures plunged more than 15% to below $95 per barrel on Wednesday after President Donald Trump delayed his threat to attack Iranian civilian infrastructure by two weeks in what he described as a “double-sided ceasefire,” contingent on Iran reopening the Strait of Hormuz. Trump also said the US had received a 10-point proposal from Iran that he described as a “workable basis for negotiations,” with the two-week window allowing the potential agreement to be finalized and implemented. Additionally, Iran has agreed to reopen the Strait of Hormuz for two weeks provided all attacks are halted, adding that transit would need to be coordinated with Iran’s Armed Forces, while Israel has also reportedly assented to the temporary ceasefire. The near-closure of the vital waterway, through which about 20% of global oil flows, has roiled energy markets and heightened risks of rising inflation and a global economic slowdown.
[2026-04-08 03:47:56] Shiro : Still 67-66 must hold strong I think
[2026-04-08 03:49:31] Shiro : Or maybe it's better to go to 60-62 and jump off from there to confirm 60 is bottom and double bottom confirm
[2026-04-08 03:50:21] Shiro : Or break above 74 and moon forever 😁🎉
[2026-04-08 03:50:33] Shiro : The choices is yours
[2026-04-08 03:55:25] Shiro : Huge one coming magic 🍒 @bmagic
[2026-04-08 03:55:51] Shiro : Warrend
[2026-04-08 04:13:13] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 71370.4555 ```
[2026-04-08 04:13:19] Shiro : Let's go
[2026-04-08 04:18:47] speedwell : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGaKAQYcQ5o
[2026-04-08 04:42:50] speedwell : World peace...aren't we off to 80?
[2026-04-08 05:18:21] PeacenLuv : pumpitupp btc
[2026-04-08 05:23:22] The_Reaper : speedwell: Hypocritical bullsh!t happened
[2026-04-08 05:23:44] Werner : Sir up only !
[2026-04-08 05:23:51] The_Reaper : Trump fooked us all if that plan really is what they say it is, he achieved NOTHING
[2026-04-08 05:24:09] The_Reaper : Impeach the fooker
[2026-04-08 05:24:59] The_Reaper : And crypto is still rekt, eth going up because bitmine is the only retard purchasing it
[2026-04-08 05:50:20] speedwell : We are living in a grey zone
[2026-04-08 05:50:37] BlissRP : speedwell: i believe there is a game for that
[2026-04-08 05:51:05] speedwell : BlissRP: I'm being 'serious'
[2026-04-08 05:51:15] PeacenLuv : breakout btc
[2026-04-08 05:51:23] BlissRP : same tho :pepe:
[2026-04-08 05:51:57] speedwell : THIS IS NOT A GAME! Thought to some it is.
[2026-04-08 05:52:23] BlissRP : number go up, or number go down
[2026-04-08 05:52:27] BlissRP : i get high score
[2026-04-08 05:52:34] BlissRP : thats all that matters
[2026-04-08 05:53:54] speedwell : Numbers don't matter when the lighs go out
[2026-04-08 05:54:12] BlissRP : why would the lights go out
[2026-04-08 05:54:41] speedwell : well, the shelves get thin
[2026-04-08 05:55:10] speedwell : number goes up when the shelves get thin
[2026-04-08 05:55:20] BlissRP : speedwell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hXJv4ARapk
[2026-04-08 05:55:22] BlissRP : anyways enjoy
[2026-04-08 05:56:22] speedwell : BlissRP: my new collaboration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Avw0YXiNk
[2026-04-08 05:59:40] CaptainMooncoin : Trump is a big puusssyyyyyy
[2026-04-08 06:00:20] CaptainMooncoin : A big puusssyyy pedophile motherfker
[2026-04-08 06:00:34] CaptainMooncoin : Lying bastard
[2026-04-08 06:01:08] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Ceasefire pump lasted 4 hours lol
[2026-04-08 06:01:30] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Fing pedophile can't even pump the market anymore
[2026-04-08 06:02:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0032 XBT @ 71628.3 ($229.20) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-08 06:04:53] Werner : SOMEONE REMIND TRUMP, HE CANTSTOP WINNING, MAHALO ,
[2026-04-08 06:13:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `WTIUSDT`: Sell 2.3000 WTI @ 94.68 ($NaN) - Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc
[2026-04-08 07:04:53] 45th_blown_account : lets make BTC great ponzi again :doge:
[2026-04-08 07:08:11] PeacenLuv : 😒vukthizschitt pumpittup btc lezgohh fully bully
[2026-04-08 07:08:25] PeacenLuv : RonnieREKT:
[2026-04-08 07:26:53] PeacenLuv : pumpit lezgohh bitkoin
[2026-04-08 08:00:00] MANsa_MOONsa : .......
[2026-04-08 08:00:09] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl BTCUSD ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0038 XBT RPNL, -0.0312 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-08 08:00:25] PeacenLuv : safety meeting btc bullaz up 9nly restvez
[2026-04-08 08:02:06] PeacenLuv : 😓i need a vukin massahhh
[2026-04-08 08:02:40] MANsa_MOONsa : can we go to 72
[2026-04-08 08:02:46] MANsa_MOONsa : not liking my entry
[2026-04-08 08:02:50] MANsa_MOONsa : respectfully
[2026-04-08 08:03:28] MrLittleBuck : bmex call home
[2026-04-08 08:05:26] PeacenLuv : 😑3way gangbangblong sui token long filecoin long the dynamo btc lezgohh
[2026-04-08 08:06:09] PeacenLuv : no supply 30 min btc
[2026-04-08 08:07:04] PeacenLuv : 😑😑😑am green az vuk here longscbtc thankyousomuchbis fuun
[2026-04-08 08:29:22] ninnk : https://www.tradingview.com/x/bmehzAC2/
[2026-04-08 08:31:30] ninnk : however https://www.tradingview.com/x/7MimKibt/
[2026-04-08 08:31:44] PeacenLuv : i got a target of 77900 btc inbound
[2026-04-08 08:33:08] ninnk : sounds about right
[2026-04-08 08:51:24] Luke Short : Already a new explosion in Iran and israel is advising it‘s people to take shelter
[2026-04-08 08:51:35] Luke Short : U gotta be kidding
[2026-04-08 08:52:11] Luke Short : https://www.financialjuice.com/News/9525532/Israeli-military-issues-evacuation-warning-for-seven-neighborhoods-of-Beiruts-southern-suburbs-ahead-of-possible-attack---Statement.aspx
[2026-04-08 08:52:16] Luke Short : Watch out bullas
[2026-04-08 08:55:57] Luke Short : Ah, lebanon thinks it‘s Not Part of the ceasefire
[2026-04-08 08:55:59] Luke Short : Lol
[2026-04-08 09:05:22] 45th_blown_account : this ponzi market will crash (screenshot it for later) :arthur:
[2026-04-08 09:09:11] Luke Short : Could already be the top here, but who knows
[2026-04-08 09:09:45] Luke Short : Just one more wick up
[2026-04-08 10:17:11] Traczii : https://etherscan.io/token/0xB113c6CF239F60D380359b762E95C13817275277?a=0xeea98ee809186a38c59df7d90b2f279285cd5966 seller has only 200k left :catjam:
[2026-04-08 10:32:08] CaptainMooncoin : Who wants to long the top with me here??
[2026-04-08 10:33:14] CaptainMooncoin : YOLO wooohoooo
[2026-04-08 10:35:17] 45th_blown_account : :doge: :bmex: :doge:
[2026-04-08 10:45:06] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -12,000 USD @ 71419.3889 ```
[2026-04-08 10:45:11] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-08 10:49:13] Shiro : Had enough of my longs now it's time to short it
[2026-04-08 10:49:19] Shiro : To 3k 😂
[2026-04-08 10:56:10] caex : The ceasefire with Iran is very fragile because it’s only a temporary pause, not a real agreement. Lack of trust, political pressure, and the desire to gain better terms could quickly lead to its collapse. One provocation is enough for the conflict to resume.😘
[2026-04-08 10:56:25] caex : LONG - NO
[2026-04-08 10:56:39] caex : SHORT - YES
[2026-04-08 10:56:46] caex : 😜
[2026-04-08 10:58:43] caex : I think the conflict will return later this week😄
[2026-04-08 11:01:09] caex : If that happens, there will be a ground intervention in Iran
[2026-04-08 11:01:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 1560 DOGE @ 0.09416 ($146.87)
[2026-04-08 11:03:30] bmagic : Doom @Shiro
[2026-04-08 11:03:51] Shiro : bmagic: big doom 😈
[2026-04-08 11:04:04] bmagic : For u full doom party
[2026-04-08 11:04:33] bmagic : I want you to become a citizen of Switzerland
[2026-04-08 11:04:56] bmagic : Not because you’re swiss but because you’re so filthy rich they have to accept you
[2026-04-08 11:05:24] Shiro : bmagic: swiss girls are decent swiss girls,watch, chocolate and cheese 🧀
[2026-04-08 11:06:53] caex : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: Short - -0.0001 XBT @ 72311.4 ```
[2026-04-08 11:07:02] caex : go to hell bullas
[2026-04-08 11:07:18] caex : 😘
[2026-04-08 11:07:31] Shiro : 67-68 and we can turning into bull again 🎉🥳
[2026-04-08 11:08:42] FTBytes : 40.6mil buy order sitting at 70622
[2026-04-08 11:09:35] caex : Now a price rejection and a lower low are guaranteed
[2026-04-08 11:09:43] caex : < 60k
[2026-04-08 11:09:51] Traczii : U made me check ngl @FTBytes nice bait ser
[2026-04-08 11:09:52] FTBytes : Retest of MSB on the 5m
[2026-04-08 11:10:29] FTBytes : CoinAnk tape. Aint lying :D
[2026-04-08 11:10:59] Traczii : Well def not on bitmex :kek:
[2026-04-08 11:11:12] FTBytes : I'll leave the live Order Book on Youtube for you :p
[2026-04-08 11:11:23] FTBytes : Traczii: nope not on BitMEX
[2026-04-08 11:32:20] GodBleesYou : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=11iI8DVfFxU&list=LM
[2026-04-08 11:33:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 1.4000 ZEC @ 329.28 ($461.00)
[2026-04-08 11:35:20] FTBytes : BTC tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN1LO5xDE7g
[2026-04-08 11:40:00] GodBleesYou : more moooo
[2026-04-08 11:43:16] FTBytes : 70.33mil BTC sell order at 71687; so far <3% filled
[2026-04-08 11:43:40] FTBytes : They going back to get the rest filled. Hold on
[2026-04-08 11:43:59] ninnk : Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 14m A Country supplying Military Weapons to Iran will be immediately tariffed, on any and all goods sold to the United States of America, 50%, effective immediately. There will be no exclusions or exemptions! President DJT
[2026-04-08 11:44:02] ninnk : there it is :kek:
[2026-04-08 11:49:31] neki : the cookie
[2026-04-08 11:49:35] neki : it crumbčes
[2026-04-08 11:49:40] neki : crumbles*
[2026-04-08 11:49:56] neki : follow the crumbs
[2026-04-08 12:08:21] neki : wo.. boring asset, indeed. where/when 9% pump?
[2026-04-08 12:21:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 4835 XRP @ 1.376 ($6,652.86) - Saylor just laughed in microstrategy
[2026-04-08 12:27:01] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 12:27:09] GodBleesYou : will it wash out down again? :(
[2026-04-08 12:28:06] neki : id be more afraid of insta liquidity grab into 73 on murica pre-market today. That could spell trouble for bulla for next 14 days,
[2026-04-08 12:28:31] neki : this exchaustion narrow range is suspicious as hell, atleast to me.
[2026-04-08 12:29:05] neki : Id like a slow, "I dont give a shiet" slow-roll pump into 80s in the upcoming days, nothing to exciting :D
[2026-04-08 12:29:14] neki : too*
[2026-04-08 13:02:18] Shiro : Shorts are safu now?
[2026-04-08 13:02:25] Shiro : :pepe:
[2026-04-08 13:03:06] MANsa_MOONsa : 💢👄♦️🍎🚩📍🚩📍📍🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚁🚁🚂🚗🚘🚗🚗🚒⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
[2026-04-08 13:03:14] MANsa_MOONsa : take us to 73
[2026-04-08 13:03:18] MANsa_MOONsa : and then we short
[2026-04-08 13:03:23] MANsa_MOONsa : im building short now lol
[2026-04-08 13:03:27] MANsa_MOONsa : its gonns br biggie
[2026-04-08 13:04:14] Shiro : 73 can be long now it's a short time if we think it's going to drop
[2026-04-08 13:04:24] Shiro : :pepe:
[2026-04-08 13:05:01] MANsa_MOONsa : i dont think we drop yet
[2026-04-08 13:05:04] MANsa_MOONsa : its expected
[2026-04-08 13:05:12] MANsa_MOONsa : im 100,000 long
[2026-04-08 13:05:16] MANsa_MOONsa : and 800,000 short
[2026-04-08 13:06:15] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: and I'm 15000 short and underwater 😂🤣
[2026-04-08 13:06:42] Shiro : Donate me mansa mamosa 😇😂
[2026-04-08 13:07:30] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd lol ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 60,000 USD @ 71786.9936 ```
[2026-04-08 13:08:08] MANsa_MOONsa : grey
[2026-04-08 13:08:11] MANsa_MOONsa : nice entry
[2026-04-08 13:08:55] Shiro : /position xbtusd :pepe: ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71725.7208 ```
[2026-04-08 13:10:15] Gandalf the Grey : hopefuoly burgers wont screw it up
[2026-04-08 13:10:58] Gandalf the Grey : u think top is in shiro?
[2026-04-08 13:11:39] Shiro : No but pullback for Friday and weekend
[2026-04-08 13:11:49] Shiro : Maybe 68-69
[2026-04-08 13:12:06] Gandalf the Grey : i hop 76k
[2026-04-08 13:12:11] Gandalf the Grey : top of triangle
[2026-04-08 13:12:27] Gandalf the Grey : or more ofc
[2026-04-08 13:12:27] Shiro : Above 73 bullish again
[2026-04-08 13:12:52] Gandalf the Grey : 1h turned bullish 1st time since 90k
[2026-04-08 13:12:56] Gandalf the Grey : 30m too
[2026-04-08 13:12:58] Gandalf the Grey : I have hope
[2026-04-08 13:13:00] Shiro : Just because there's long time resistance around here i guess it's gonna cool down for weekend
[2026-04-08 13:13:26] Shiro : But maybe it's pump till Friday let's see
[2026-04-08 13:13:56] Gandalf the Grey : you have stop
[2026-04-08 13:14:34] Shiro : 73200 as I'm not going to adding up anymore
[2026-04-08 13:15:14] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/HK4DrVCQ/
[2026-04-08 13:15:21] Gandalf the Grey : last few times we failed at this level
[2026-04-08 13:15:46] Gandalf the Grey : so bear has hopium
[2026-04-08 13:15:54] Gandalf the Grey : but if it pumps we go ultra hard like 80k
[2026-04-08 13:15:57] Gandalf the Grey : imo
[2026-04-08 13:16:02] Gandalf the Grey : as longer tf
[2026-04-08 13:16:52] Gandalf the Grey : lets see burger open
[2026-04-08 13:17:50] Shiro : It can break but I think for now momentum is not there Friday coming maybe we can have a weekend pump and next week higher
[2026-04-08 13:18:31] Gandalf the Grey : it is cool to make 1k usd on few minutes lol
[2026-04-08 13:18:34] Gandalf the Grey : good casino this
[2026-04-08 13:19:21] Shiro : :arthur:
[2026-04-08 13:19:36] MANsa_MOONsa : my long is up
[2026-04-08 13:19:49] MANsa_MOONsa : my short.... ehhh
[2026-04-08 13:21:14] Djdez : Xrp who is putting the huge sell wall $500k
[2026-04-08 13:22:31] Djdez : Same 500k buy wall as well
[2026-04-08 13:23:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : FOOKING CRYPTO SCAMMERS!!!
[2026-04-08 13:23:48] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: send it to 100k
[2026-04-08 13:25:57] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah soon
[2026-04-08 13:26:35] Gandalf the Grey : hamburgers may want an entree tho
[2026-04-08 13:26:43] Gandalf the Grey : but if we do nice open we should pump more
[2026-04-08 13:29:26] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: we belive in the pump?
[2026-04-08 13:30:08] Gandalf the Grey : before fomc maybe dump
[2026-04-08 13:32:29] MANsa_MOONsa : when is fomc
[2026-04-08 13:32:48] MANsa_MOONsa : this short is HEAVVVVVVVVY
[2026-04-08 13:32:49] MANsa_MOONsa : yikres
[2026-04-08 13:32:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 70000 USD @ 72096.6 - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps
[2026-04-08 13:35:00] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc longittup lezgohh
[2026-04-08 13:38:25] PeacenLuv : 5min btc bottoming
[2026-04-08 13:40:06] voixjomz : bulls trapped?
[2026-04-08 13:40:45] voixjomz : flash crash
[2026-04-08 13:40:49] Vaaachaaa : filled my order plz bears ;)
[2026-04-08 13:41:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 71735.5 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-08 13:41:14] voixjomz : better buy at 70k not here
[2026-04-08 13:41:24] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: yeah
[2026-04-08 13:41:33] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: 70060 for me
[2026-04-08 13:41:36] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 13:41:41] PeacenLuv : longstops up69666
[2026-04-08 13:41:49] PeacenLuv : 71666
[2026-04-08 13:41:52] PeacenLuv : *
[2026-04-08 13:42:02] voixjomz : yeah same around 69k-70k if it holds
[2026-04-08 13:42:22] PeacenLuv : 😙longentry 71721
[2026-04-08 13:42:43] PeacenLuv : buy the dips btc
[2026-04-08 13:44:01] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0027 XBT RPNL, -0.0340 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-08 13:44:15] Vaaachaaa : outch
[2026-04-08 13:44:31] MANsa_MOONsa : no ouch
[2026-04-08 13:44:43] MANsa_MOONsa : just a heavy trade
[2026-04-08 13:44:51] MANsa_MOONsa : id show but im gonna wait
[2026-04-08 13:44:59] MANsa_MOONsa : bots out
[2026-04-08 13:45:07] Vaaachaaa : 😏
[2026-04-08 13:45:10] MANsa_MOONsa : lets make a guild!!
[2026-04-08 13:45:22] MANsa_MOONsa : me.. ,shiro...you a few of us who chat
[2026-04-08 13:45:30] MANsa_MOONsa : makes sense i dunno
[2026-04-08 13:45:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71629.1 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-08 13:45:34] MANsa_MOONsa : or join mine
[2026-04-08 13:45:51] MANsa_MOONsa : GodBleesYou: yooo
[2026-04-08 13:46:09] MANsa_MOONsa : Gandalf the Grey: yoooo
[2026-04-08 13:46:12] Vaaachaaa : I would like yes... the problem is that I am nun in English
[2026-04-08 13:46:19] MANsa_MOONsa : Shiro: yooooo
[2026-04-08 13:50:32] MANsa_MOONsa : Vaaachaaa: u speak fine
[2026-04-08 13:50:48] Vaaachaaa : MANsa_MOONsa: google translate
[2026-04-08 13:51:05] MANsa_MOONsa : Vaaachaaa: ohhhhh
[2026-04-08 13:51:12] MANsa_MOONsa : well its working man
[2026-04-08 13:51:41] Vaaachaaa : in vocal it would be so good
[2026-04-08 13:52:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71603.5 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-08 13:53:28] Shiro : Easy short :pepe:
[2026-04-08 13:54:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 71579.8 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-08 13:55:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71568.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-08 13:55:46] blaster33 : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -12,500 USD @ 71974.6 ```
[2026-04-08 13:56:24] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71725.7208 ```
[2026-04-08 13:56:28] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-08 13:56:30] PeacenLuv : 😑long entry 71564
[2026-04-08 13:56:58] Vaaachaaa : Shiro is short oO ^^
[2026-04-08 13:57:41] Shiro : Shiro is all about profits 🥳
[2026-04-08 13:57:52] Shiro : Dolla dolla and hoes
[2026-04-08 13:57:58] Shiro : 😂🤣
[2026-04-08 13:58:50] Vaaachaaa : Btc - ltc - usdt - btc nice combo gold...?
[2026-04-08 13:58:58] PeacenLuv : pumpittup leazgohh
[2026-04-08 13:59:04] Vaaachaaa : or not gold sorry
[2026-04-08 13:59:43] Vaaachaaa : for convert and take profit
[2026-04-08 14:00:05] Vaaachaaa : monero?
[2026-04-08 14:00:31] Vaaachaaa : bulls are strong
[2026-04-08 14:00:51] "it will be........" : peace time dump
[2026-04-08 14:01:53] Shiro : Monero is great for your drug money laundering:doge:
[2026-04-08 14:02:10] Vaaachaaa : lol
[2026-04-08 14:02:29] neki : damn.. this is pretty pretty nasty
[2026-04-08 14:02:36] Vaaachaaa : shiro ?
[2026-04-08 14:02:36] Shiro : Where are you from vaaachaa?
[2026-04-08 14:02:45] Vaaachaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,000 USD @ 71660.4 ```
[2026-04-08 14:02:47] Shiro : Yes
[2026-04-08 14:03:15] Vaaachaaa : im french and you
[2026-04-08 14:04:01] Shiro : Nice vaaachaa I'm the man with 100 destinations 😂
[2026-04-08 14:04:22] neki : burgers are playing a greasy game it seems..
[2026-04-08 14:04:25] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: I know but your origin ?
[2026-04-08 14:04:39] neki : greasy from all the oily trades dey moneypoolated so far
[2026-04-08 14:04:49] Shiro : Iranian 🌝
[2026-04-08 14:04:51] neki : hmmh.. mc burgerish.. mcburgerish indeed
[2026-04-08 14:04:54] neki : greasy
[2026-04-08 14:05:15] Vaaachaaa : 😏
[2026-04-08 14:05:34] blaster33 : IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTER DISCUSSES CEASEFIRE BREACHES IN IRAN AND LEBANON IN PHONE CALL WITH PAKISTAN ARMY COMMANDER - FOREIGN MINISTRY
[2026-04-08 14:06:11] Vaaachaaa : bullish news
[2026-04-08 14:06:22] voixjomz : Iran now accepts bitcoin for payment to pass hormuz
[2026-04-08 14:06:23] Vaaachaaa : everywhere
[2026-04-08 14:06:29] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: y
[2026-04-08 14:06:36] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: 😄
[2026-04-08 14:06:46] Shiro : voixjomz: 😂🤣
[2026-04-08 14:06:48] voixjomz : i dunno, that's just news
[2026-04-08 14:06:51] voixjomz : sell!
[2026-04-08 14:07:04] voixjomz : dump it haha
[2026-04-08 14:08:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 1935 XRP @ 1.3711 ($2,653.27) - Bro fomo’d in at the top like it’s 2021 again
[2026-04-08 14:09:04] voixjomz : https://www.tradingview.com/news/stocktwits:ef19ea579094b:0/
[2026-04-08 14:09:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4300 USD @ 71443.2
[2026-04-08 14:09:31] voixjomz : and because of that it will dump hard
[2026-04-08 14:09:44] voixjomz : 😆
[2026-04-08 14:10:19] neki : greasy greasy burgers
[2026-04-08 14:11:51] MANsa_MOONsa : GIMMIE GIMMIE GMMMIE GIMMIE
[2026-04-08 14:12:13] neki : oily and shiny, they blind in the sunlight
[2026-04-08 14:13:17] neki : Breaking news
[2026-04-08 14:13:26] neki : Apple to buy the state of Iran
[2026-04-08 14:13:48] neki : due to trademark infringment
[2026-04-08 14:13:57] neki : IRAN is actualy I-Ran
[2026-04-08 14:14:06] neki : so its branded as an apple product
[2026-04-08 14:14:42] CaptainMooncoin : Trump is still a pedophile?
[2026-04-08 14:14:46] neki : therefore belongs to the mac. Trump already threatening with new tariffs on the mobile network
[2026-04-08 14:16:42] neki : ---even breakier news
[2026-04-08 14:17:14] neki : news are broken
[2026-04-08 14:18:53] Vaaachaaa : 74k+ for M
[2026-04-08 14:19:21] neki : the breakest-est news
[2026-04-08 14:19:48] neki : due to oil crisis, burgers now sold only when prepped in machine grease
[2026-04-08 14:20:36] PeacenLuv : woooooohhhhweeeee btc long entry 71469 btfd lezgohh yur zellin im buyin
[2026-04-08 14:20:59] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘thankusohhmuch is fuun
[2026-04-08 14:22:48] neki : THE MOSt broken news (so far) Gay rights activists to schedule an armed protest of the Strait of Hormuz. Apparently, calling it strait offends the LGBTQX community. Crowds gather on pink tankers for an armed assault with dildos.
[2026-04-08 14:23:52] kroleg666 : 0 soon
[2026-04-08 14:24:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.2500 SOL @ 83.41 ($20.85)
[2026-04-08 14:24:50] kroleg666 : bye, btc
[2026-04-08 14:26:18] al guul : 80kek eom
[2026-04-08 14:27:05] PeacenLuv : 😛longstops ip 71333 @al guul 😁😍😘
[2026-04-08 14:27:28] PeacenLuv : btc pooooompahhhhh
[2026-04-08 14:28:13] al guul : just send eet @PeacenLuv
[2026-04-08 14:30:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.5700 ETH @ 2220.26 ($1,265.41)
[2026-04-08 14:30:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71293.9 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-08 14:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 10 XRP @ 1.3619 ($13.62)
[2026-04-08 14:31:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAUSDT`: Sell 700 ADA @ 0.2544 ($178.01)
[2026-04-08 14:32:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1 ETH @ 2213.82 ($2,213.78) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!”
[2026-04-08 14:32:21] neki : ok chupacbra..
[2026-04-08 14:32:28] neki : get ready for 71 rejection
[2026-04-08 14:32:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 66900 USD @ 71126.9 - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps
[2026-04-08 14:32:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.0400 ETH @ 2208.94 ($88.35)
[2026-04-08 14:32:47] neki : reject the dup like a dealer rejects a junkies blowjob
[2026-04-08 14:33:10] neki : like a tranny ho rejects the toilets for males
[2026-04-08 14:33:31] neki : here we go
[2026-04-08 14:34:28] MANsa_MOONsa : ohhhhhh man
[2026-04-08 14:34:32] MANsa_MOONsa : damn im rekd
[2026-04-08 14:34:42] MANsa_MOONsa : =)
[2026-04-08 14:37:23] "it will be........" : .
[2026-04-08 14:43:00] neki : bera be crawling
[2026-04-08 14:43:04] neki : pub-crawling
[2026-04-08 14:43:10] neki : drunk on shorts
[2026-04-08 14:43:34] neki : order coming up: a tall glass of "I told you so"
[2026-04-08 14:46:33] Vaaachaaa : the turn of the bulls
[2026-04-08 14:46:56] Vaaachaaa : support 1H
[2026-04-08 14:47:35] neki : 70500 then
[2026-04-08 14:47:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 2197.75 ($155.93)
[2026-04-08 14:47:55] neki : ronnie gotta clear the range for 75k
[2026-04-08 14:48:57] Vaaachaaa : no risk no gain
[2026-04-08 14:49:54] Vaaachaaa : 163k short rly ?
[2026-04-08 14:50:06] Vaaachaaa : 163900 dashboard
[2026-04-08 14:50:25] neki : this is a pu$$y dump..
[2026-04-08 14:50:28] neki : not even real
[2026-04-08 14:52:02] Shiro : 68500
[2026-04-08 14:52:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTEUR`: Sell 600 EUR @ 60589 ($701.93) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-08 14:53:02] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71725.7208 ```
[2026-04-08 14:53:17] Shiro : Shiro is hero :doge:
[2026-04-08 14:53:21] neki : Shiro: again with the 68s? :D i
[2026-04-08 14:53:35] Shiro : neki: hahaha
[2026-04-08 14:53:53] Vaaachaaa : 6min
[2026-04-08 14:54:16] Shiro : neki: I'm closing it at 68 but if it's giving me a chance I'm longing again at 67-66
[2026-04-08 14:54:23] neki : i think we'll get a decent retry of the highs on the touch of 70200-70700 ish.. 68k should be reserved for macropanic..
[2026-04-08 14:55:09] neki : Shiro: lol, had we known this was the range it would play within.. from January, probably each of us in the trollbox would be an ZILLIOARE
[2026-04-08 14:55:56] neki : Shiro: its realy funny, how its text book even.. 3k dumps, then 5k reaction, then 4k dumps, then 3k reaction, then 6k dump, then reaction... yadayafda
[2026-04-08 14:56:05] Shiro : I feel we'll break it soon but we need a right timing and momentum fkr it
[2026-04-08 14:56:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 6.4200 ETH @ 2188.35 ($14,046.45) - Margin call knocked – nobody home?
[2026-04-08 14:56:53] neki : Shiro: i think we might get a decent run on the 80s even now. it was a natural play for the breakout on/around 25th March, but then war-fud broke us.
[2026-04-08 14:57:04] Shiro : Friday is coming so probably lower and next week if 68 holding we can jump back 76 @neki
[2026-04-08 14:57:41] neki : Shiro: imagine negotiators get in a fistfight on friday :D
[2026-04-08 14:57:55] neki : 1st day of a sit-down, already shiet
[2026-04-08 15:03:36] PeacenLuv : bring more munnee whorez
[2026-04-08 15:03:48] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘
[2026-04-08 15:04:12] PeacenLuv : 😳did i zaythat
[2026-04-08 15:05:25] PeacenLuv : i def need a nhigga box or a ghetto blazter for my surfride
[2026-04-08 15:05:51] PeacenLuv : where the vux khthulu
[2026-04-08 15:06:24] PeacenLuv : pizz on trump but he likez that ask bubbah
[2026-04-08 15:07:00] PeacenLuv : still scratchin my head on artz pardon early in term
[2026-04-08 15:07:30] PeacenLuv : prolly jus big balled swinger idolized
[2026-04-08 15:07:51] Mr. JB : let's test 58k
[2026-04-08 15:08:21] PeacenLuv : ahhhh vukinn life k sarahh sarahj lezgoooh ztart the vukin carr
[2026-04-08 15:08:41] PeacenLuv : yeah let it b
[2026-04-08 15:08:57] PeacenLuv : if its free its yurs right
[2026-04-08 15:09:20] PeacenLuv : lol jus take the oil
[2026-04-08 15:09:49] PeacenLuv : wuddyaall fightin forrr
[2026-04-08 15:10:07] PeacenLuv : ill take the btc nbfd
[2026-04-08 15:10:09] neki : whas this shiet then.. slowbleed
[2026-04-08 15:10:22] neki : fkkit, im outtie for two hours, this is painful to watch
[2026-04-08 15:11:21] PeacenLuv : who cares gretta shes a witch aint she
[2026-04-08 15:11:44] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😊1 of epsteenz kids
[2026-04-08 15:12:22] PeacenLuv : german chew
[2026-04-08 15:12:48] PeacenLuv : was there any left
[2026-04-08 15:13:00] PeacenLuv : 😳
[2026-04-08 15:14:08] PeacenLuv : who the vuk iz runnin the show around herr . tokyo
[2026-04-08 15:14:18] bmagic : Shiro: dont overthink it or the sun will burn you while you stare into it
[2026-04-08 15:14:32] Kati79 : Hola
[2026-04-08 15:14:37] PeacenLuv : yeah u know am hungry n like eating raw fisch
[2026-04-08 15:15:10] PeacenLuv : Kati79: yeah high nice year peace.. need trading lezzons?
[2026-04-08 15:15:12] bmagic : Time for a siesta
[2026-04-08 15:15:24] PeacenLuv : wer alone
[2026-04-08 15:15:31] Mr. Axelrod : fook
[2026-04-08 15:15:44] PeacenLuv : hola conzuelahh
[2026-04-08 15:16:03] PeacenLuv : bring tissu
[2026-04-08 15:16:16] Shiro : bmagic: yes next week but for now dump it back to 68
[2026-04-08 15:16:38] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: Shiro is a hero
[2026-04-08 15:17:29] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: :doge:
[2026-04-08 15:22:06] MANsa_MOONsa : /PNL BTCUSD
[2026-04-08 15:22:11] MANsa_MOONsa : oooops
[2026-04-08 15:22:17] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0027 XBT RPNL, 0.0436 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-08 15:29:25] Kaczy7777 : Ranking strzelcow ligi mistrzow
[2026-04-08 15:33:30] Vaaachaaa : shark sell ?
[2026-04-08 15:34:50] Shiro : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy 5,000 USD @ 67000 XBTUSD: Buy 5,000 USD @ 68000 XBTUSD: Buy 4,000 USD @ 69000 XBTUSD: Buy 3,000 USD @ 69500 XBTUSD: Buy 1,000 USD @ 70500 ```
[2026-04-08 15:35:08] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71725.7208 ```
[2026-04-08 15:35:35] Vaaachaaa : too greedy
[2026-04-08 15:35:41] Shiro : Easy game 🎯
[2026-04-08 15:35:42] Vaaachaaa : this is a joke
[2026-04-08 15:35:43] bmagic : Shiro: 77k coming
[2026-04-08 15:35:49] Vaaachaaa : I love you shiro ;)
[2026-04-08 15:35:57] bmagic : Fkn noob shiro
[2026-04-08 15:36:04] Shiro : bmagic: next week this week had enough
[2026-04-08 15:36:06] bmagic : U will win and lose but win
[2026-04-08 15:36:08] Shiro : Lol
[2026-04-08 15:36:20] bmagic : Then come out hero
[2026-04-08 15:36:23] bmagic : Shiroooooooo
[2026-04-08 15:36:24] Vaaachaaa : shiro is a hero
[2026-04-08 15:36:32] bmagic : What a catchphrase
[2026-04-08 15:36:34] Vaaachaaa : survivor
[2026-04-08 15:36:37] bmagic : U can’t lose like that
[2026-04-08 15:36:54] Shiro : bmagic: how trade can lose when the sl is in profits and targets are as simple and stupid as this?
[2026-04-08 15:37:01] Shiro : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy 5,000 USD @ 67000 XBTUSD: Buy 5,000 USD @ 68000 XBTUSD: Buy 4,000 USD @ 69000 XBTUSD: Buy 3,000 USD @ 69500 XBTUSD: Buy 1,000 USD @ 70500 ```
[2026-04-08 15:37:03] bmagic : I woke up this morning like bmagic strikes again but shiro he’s the real hero
[2026-04-08 15:37:32] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: you don't use sl I know you ;)
[2026-04-08 15:37:43] bmagic : He isn’t using stop loss
[2026-04-08 15:37:45] bmagic : Faker
[2026-04-08 15:38:03] bmagic : Heroes don’t need anyone stopping them out
[2026-04-08 15:38:12] bmagic : They are in the game to be a hero or die one
[2026-04-08 15:38:19] Shiro : 🤣😂
[2026-04-08 15:38:30] bmagic : Fkn noobs need SL to survive
[2026-04-08 15:43:39] thankyousomuch : bullrun to 50k
[2026-04-08 15:44:36] Vaaachaaa : now we need a real hero for pump
[2026-04-08 15:46:38] thankyousomuch : Pullrun :pepe:
[2026-04-08 15:47:30] Vaaachaaa : putin god candle incoming
[2026-04-08 16:00:03] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -800,000 USD @ 71451.0275 ```
[2026-04-08 16:00:14] MANsa_MOONsa : RED LAVAAAAAAAAA
[2026-04-08 16:00:55] MANsa_MOONsa : https://www.bitmex.com/app/guilds/0iyJtP
[2026-04-08 16:01:02] MANsa_MOONsa : COME 2 THE WINNERS CIRCLE
[2026-04-08 16:01:58] Vaaachaaa : MANsa_MOONsa: woooohhhh
[2026-04-08 16:02:24] MANsa_MOONsa : liq is 110 come get me MM
[2026-04-08 16:02:39] MANsa_MOONsa : i have a fat long 2 i win eithe way chumps
[2026-04-08 16:02:42] Vaaachaaa : Do you manage a professional portfolio of several clients?
[2026-04-08 16:02:48] MANsa_MOONsa : no just me
[2026-04-08 16:02:55] Vaaachaaa : ok
[2026-04-08 16:03:20] Vaaachaaa : algo ?
[2026-04-08 16:03:28] Vaaachaaa : make profit everytime
[2026-04-08 16:03:44] MANsa_MOONsa : ya profit everyt trade is the goal
[2026-04-08 16:04:36] MANsa_MOONsa : i want to go underwater 2 add more lol
[2026-04-08 16:05:27] Vaaachaaa : 😏💛
[2026-04-08 16:06:19] bmagic : Basically saying full degen mode activated
[2026-04-08 16:07:34] Vaaachaaa : my daughter peed in the potty! big step :)
[2026-04-08 16:10:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HOODUSDT`: Sell 0.0100 HOOD @ 73.06 ($NaN) - Your bag is now a museum exhibit
[2026-04-08 16:10:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `METAUSDT`: Buy 0.0200 META @ 600.99 ($NaN) - No refunds :arthur:
[2026-04-08 16:13:44] Luke Short : MANsa_MOONsa: how many yearse
[2026-04-08 16:13:50] Luke Short : *have you been trading
[2026-04-08 16:13:57] neki : whats this shit now
[2026-04-08 16:14:05] neki : i goota go eat a fis
[2026-04-08 16:14:08] neki : fish
[2026-04-08 16:14:23] neki : I Will this market into 73k before session end.
[2026-04-08 16:14:27] neki : go go bulla go
[2026-04-08 16:15:15] Luke Short : iran preparing an attack on israel??
[2026-04-08 16:15:18] Luke Short : yeah lol
[2026-04-08 16:15:47] Luke Short : https://www.financialjuice.com/News/9526380/Iran-Were-preparing-heavy-response-to-Israels-attack-on-Lebanon.aspx
[2026-04-08 16:27:27] pppooojjjj : oh its gonna drop back to hells, trump cant control it
[2026-04-08 16:33:05] GodBleesYou : :)
[2026-04-08 16:33:07] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 16:34:57] GodBleesYou : bmagic: moon?
[2026-04-08 16:50:36] Gandalf the Grey : after fomc
[2026-04-08 16:50:41] Gandalf the Grey : 74k push
[2026-04-08 16:55:11] bmagic : GodBleesYou: nah dump
[2026-04-08 16:55:26] GodBleesYou : bmagic: OFFCOURSE it will dump
[2026-04-08 16:55:30] GodBleesYou : i longed it...
[2026-04-08 16:55:47] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i need at least 80k for break even :(
[2026-04-08 16:55:55] GodBleesYou : fuck trump tweets
[2026-04-08 16:55:58] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 16:56:50] Gandalf the Grey : I hope for 76-78k for now
[2026-04-08 16:56:55] Gandalf the Grey : if we hold the up
[2026-04-08 16:57:51] Gandalf the Grey : yesterday we pumped 4k lol
[2026-04-08 16:57:55] Gandalf the Grey : 80k can come easy
[2026-04-08 16:59:26] anon529 : Hey
[2026-04-08 17:00:00] kjzsbtby : i just sold uwu
[2026-04-08 17:00:13] Gandalf the Grey : 1h to fomc scam
[2026-04-08 17:00:45] MANsa_MOONsa : WAIT fomc is TODAY??
[2026-04-08 17:01:51] kjzsbtby : no, next one is on 17 of march
[2026-04-08 17:01:55] kjzsbtby : srr may
[2026-04-08 17:02:08] caex : gump it😆
[2026-04-08 17:02:11] Gandalf the Grey : fomc minutes
[2026-04-08 17:02:14] Gandalf the Grey : in 1h
[2026-04-08 17:03:00] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: when fomo?
[2026-04-08 17:03:15] Gandalf the Grey : 73k plus
[2026-04-08 17:03:19] Gandalf the Grey : then 76k plus
[2026-04-08 17:03:31] Gandalf the Grey : i longo too late
[2026-04-08 17:03:34] Gandalf the Grey : i am stupid