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[2026-04-08 00:15:56] BlissRP : LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
[2026-04-08 00:15:58] GreedyBastard : Whats the news guys?
[2026-04-08 00:16:06] BlissRP : GreedyBastard: deez nutz you lazy fk
[2026-04-08 00:16:10] BlissRP : find it yourself
[2026-04-08 00:16:47] ninnk : 2 weeks ceasefire lmao @GreedyBastard
[2026-04-08 00:16:59] ninnk : then 2 weeks nuclear threats :arthur:
[2026-04-08 00:17:05] BlissRP : ninnk: :kek:
[2026-04-08 00:17:09] ninnk : then maybe 500% tariffs on iran
[2026-04-08 00:17:43] GreedyBastard : ninnk: Thanks man, of course it was that stupid trump again, so nice :')
[2026-04-08 00:18:40] GreedyBastard : BlissRP: Kindly fk you ahole
[2026-04-08 00:18:51] BlissRP : GreedyBastard: suck me
[2026-04-08 00:18:55] BlissRP : lazy fk
[2026-04-08 00:19:15] BlissRP : kindly find someone to chew your food and wipe for you too
[2026-04-08 00:19:16] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-08 00:19:52] PeacenLuv : 30min btc bottomed longittuplezgohh fully bully btc
[2026-04-08 00:20:13] GreedyBastard : BMEX still doesnt do agechecks?
[2026-04-08 00:20:15] PeacenLuv : longstops up 71908
[2026-04-08 00:20:45] GreedyBastard : I asked a question dickhead, suck yourself, bet noone else does
[2026-04-08 00:21:02] BlissRP : rekt
[2026-04-08 00:21:08] BlissRP : for sure rekt
[2026-04-08 00:23:42] Dario1 : Iran confirmed. Here is a statement from their Supreme National Security Council:
[2026-04-08 00:23:50] Dario1 : The United States has in principle committed to non-aggression, the continuation of Iran's control over the Strait of Hormuz, the acceptance of nuclear enrichment, the lifting of all primary and secondary sanctions, the termination of all Security Council and Board of Governors resolutions, the payment of compensation to Iran, the withdrawal of US combat forces from the region, and the cessation of war on all fronts, including against the heroic Islamic Resistance of Lebanon.
[2026-04-08 00:24:29] BlissRP : Dario1: acceptance of nuclear enrichment and payment of compensation is wild
[2026-04-08 00:24:43] BlissRP : this should be interesting few weeks to come
[2026-04-08 00:24:50] Dario1 : BlissRP: I doubt US will accept this after two weeks, but let's see
[2026-04-08 00:24:57] BlissRP : agreed m8
[2026-04-08 00:25:05] GodBleesYou : so we going down?
[2026-04-08 00:25:11] BlissRP : its unlike them to tuck their tails between their legs and give up
[2026-04-08 00:25:11] GodBleesYou : bear gods will save me?
[2026-04-08 00:25:13] GodBleesYou : :)
[2026-04-08 00:25:16] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 00:25:22] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: probably gonna get that pump first tbh
[2026-04-08 00:25:23] Dario1 : BlissRP: indeed
[2026-04-08 00:25:26] ninnk : it's always nothing o' clock somewhere :pepe:
[2026-04-08 00:25:27] BlissRP : to 80keks or so
[2026-04-08 00:25:33] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: dam
[2026-04-08 00:25:35] GodBleesYou : i will be rekt
[2026-04-08 00:25:37] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 00:26:27] BlissRP : derisking ahead of scam moves has never felt so good :pepe:
[2026-04-08 00:27:42] GreedyBastard : Dario1: You rock, very much appreciated 🙏
[2026-04-08 00:28:12] kroleg666 : OIL TO 0
[2026-04-08 00:28:16] kroleg666 : gn
[2026-04-08 00:28:21] BlissRP : +1
[2026-04-08 00:28:58] GreedyBastard : Haha sounds like an Iranian statement alright, cant possibly be the agreement, jesus what a backof again of the donald, better to always bet against his threats coming true
[2026-04-08 00:29:17] BlissRP : always reverse trump trade
[2026-04-08 00:29:33] GodBleesYou : bear gods
[2026-04-08 00:29:41] GodBleesYou : i will belive in you
[2026-04-08 00:29:43] GodBleesYou : save me
[2026-04-08 00:31:22] Dario1 : GreedyBastard: You rock too, mate! You’re very welcome
[2026-04-08 00:31:26] Dario1 : We still have to deal with his tweets tho :arthur:
[2026-04-08 00:31:35] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-04-08 00:31:49] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-08 00:34:15] GreedyBastard : Dario1: ❤️🔥👊
[2026-04-08 00:34:54] GreedyBastard : Exhausting huh, Trump Analysis true TA nowadays haha
[2026-04-08 00:35:22] GodBleesYou : praze bear gods!!!
[2026-04-08 00:35:25] GodBleesYou : praze them
[2026-04-08 00:36:37] PeacenLuv : TOOL - Parabola btc bullish lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_nQhGR0K8M
[2026-04-08 00:40:03] PeacenLuv : longs only btc pumpy
[2026-04-08 00:40:55] Dario1 : GreedyBastard: ❤️
[2026-04-08 00:40:56] Dario1 : hehe
[2026-04-08 00:41:17] Shiro : I wanna short it but it looks scary
[2026-04-08 00:42:20] GodBleesYou : Shiro: :(
[2026-04-08 00:42:23] GodBleesYou : dont short it
[2026-04-08 00:42:28] GodBleesYou : it isnt healty
[2026-04-08 00:42:30] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 00:42:48] Shiro : Let's wait for tomorrow us
[2026-04-08 00:43:03] GodBleesYou : Shiro: i had meeting tonight but now i am praying to bear gods insted of going xD
[2026-04-08 00:43:04] Shiro : I can't stand without position 😂🤣
[2026-04-08 00:43:21] GodBleesYou : Shiro: so short it <#
[2026-04-08 00:43:22] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-08 00:43:29] GodBleesYou : 250x all in is recomended
[2026-04-08 00:43:31] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-08 00:43:40] GodBleesYou : be brave
[2026-04-08 00:44:23] Shiro : I had such a nice position that hold it for the past 12 days @BlissRP you remember calling for my liqs?🤣😂
[2026-04-08 00:44:59] Shiro : Shiro he's hero :doge:
[2026-04-08 00:46:33] Shiro : It's short time I guess 🥳
[2026-04-08 00:46:51] BlissRP : Shiro: i never wish bad on my brothers ser
[2026-04-08 00:47:03] Shiro : Give me nice entry let's short it up on first leg up
[2026-04-08 00:47:14] Shiro : BlissRP: 😘😂🤣
[2026-04-08 00:47:21] BlissRP : happy for you!
[2026-04-08 00:48:00] Shiro : Good profitable trades = happy shiro 🙏🏻😇
[2026-04-08 00:48:32] Shiro : I wanna short it 72400 so bad but still looks pumpy
[2026-04-08 00:48:41] Shiro : :pepe:
[2026-04-08 00:49:27] BlissRP : it does
[2026-04-08 00:49:31] BlissRP : but the range is so tight
[2026-04-08 00:49:50] BlissRP : wouldnt mind sitting on my hands for a few days
[2026-04-08 00:50:45] Shiro : Yeah maybe it's better to keep my profits for couple of days before donating back 🤣
[2026-04-08 00:50:55] BlissRP : +1
[2026-04-08 00:51:04] Shiro : But this is short 😁
[2026-04-08 00:51:22] Shiro : Maybe 73 I'll short it let's see
[2026-04-08 00:53:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 71571.6 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-08 00:54:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 71563.6 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-08 01:02:25] neki : guys,,, i have a confession to make
[2026-04-08 01:02:45] neki : i, too, have a limit buy order at 64800
[2026-04-08 01:02:58] neki : but in my defense, it is old :>D
[2026-04-08 01:04:28] neki : anyway Im rekt , cya all sometimes soon. Cuz we degens just cant get away from the hamster wheel..
[2026-04-08 01:04:39] neki : rekt in sleepy sense
[2026-04-08 01:07:17] GodBleesYou : dont let it hold
[2026-04-08 01:07:25] GodBleesYou : throw 250x shorts
[2026-04-08 01:07:26] GodBleesYou : :)
[2026-04-08 01:09:56] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 71664 . wow theyr still selling to me down here btc
[2026-04-08 01:10:34] PeacenLuv : thankusomuch its fuun
[2026-04-08 01:11:53] PeacenLuv : 😄😄
[2026-04-08 01:18:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71506.3 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-08 01:29:32] BlissRP : oh no, they got mr jb again
[2026-04-08 01:30:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.903 ($12.91)
[2026-04-08 01:32:09] GodBleesYou : ......
[2026-04-08 01:32:14] GodBleesYou : Shiro: short it
[2026-04-08 01:32:17] GodBleesYou : algo went long
[2026-04-08 01:32:18] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 01:32:34] GodBleesYou : at least he didnt long the top top
[2026-04-08 01:34:13] GodBleesYou : 3M and 9M flip long 6m still short
[2026-04-08 01:34:19] GodBleesYou : now i am higly lavraged long
[2026-04-08 01:34:23] GodBleesYou : and it gonna dump
[2026-04-08 01:34:27] GodBleesYou : offcourse it will xD
[2026-04-08 01:34:29] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 01:36:13] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 71508 pump incoming
[2026-04-08 01:39:24] GodBleesYou : bulltard is back?
[2026-04-08 01:39:27] GodBleesYou : bmex broke out
[2026-04-08 01:39:54] PeacenLuv : fomo at 127k soon btc per each usd puke barf schitt pfffft paper dream
[2026-04-08 01:40:23] PeacenLuv : ya wutevr think aboutbit a bit
[2026-04-08 01:40:58] PeacenLuv : http://www.statueofsatoshi.com
[2026-04-08 01:41:55] PeacenLuv : shudda told u butvi wanna b big boss daddy btc wallet
[2026-04-08 01:42:06] GodBleesYou : PeacenLuv: lets hope and pray it will go full moon this time and not fake out
[2026-04-08 01:42:08] PeacenLuv : 😳
[2026-04-08 01:42:43] PeacenLuv : thiz vukin schitz srezzful dudes
[2026-04-08 01:48:06] GodBleesYou : bear gods left the chat?
[2026-04-08 01:49:37] MANsa_MOONsa : lurkers of the masses
[2026-04-08 01:49:53] MANsa_MOONsa : =)
[2026-04-08 01:50:08] BlissRP : massa?
[2026-04-08 01:50:11] BlissRP : wassa?
[2026-04-08 01:56:43] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0037 XBT RPNL, -0.0127 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-08 01:56:50] MANsa_MOONsa : :pepe:
[2026-04-08 02:04:09] PeacenLuv : i better stop trading btc 1 more long
[2026-04-08 02:04:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71397.4 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-08 02:05:18] PeacenLuv : long entry 71351
[2026-04-08 02:05:42] PeacenLuv : weeeeee btc
[2026-04-08 02:05:42] MANsa_MOONsa : ehh
[2026-04-08 02:11:11] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: you back to be bear?
[2026-04-08 02:11:16] GodBleesYou : you will be okay
[2026-04-08 02:11:26] GodBleesYou : algo just fliped long and took huge loss
[2026-04-08 02:11:33] GodBleesYou : so it will probbly gonna be worng again :(
[2026-04-08 02:20:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71454 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-08 02:22:28] BlissRP : oh no
[2026-04-08 02:22:32] BlissRP : they got jb another 2 times
[2026-04-08 02:25:09] PeacenLuv : buy tge dips wer goin up btc bullaz
[2026-04-08 02:34:23] MrBritcoin : chop chop
[2026-04-08 02:34:23] Mr. Axelrod : fook my shorts :pepe:
[2026-04-08 02:35:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1900 USD @ 71262.7
[2026-04-08 02:35:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 0.896 ($6.39)
[2026-04-08 02:42:57] PeacenLuv : i gotta take a nap
[2026-04-08 02:43:04] PeacenLuv : 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
[2026-04-08 02:43:58] PeacenLuv : longstops up71258
[2026-04-08 02:48:23] PeacenLuv : btc 1hr recent high 72718 long the break
[2026-04-08 02:49:27] PeacenLuv : adding 71483
[2026-04-08 03:12:13] Shiro : Short?
[2026-04-08 03:12:35] Shiro : Someone doit with me just to make me not feel dumb 😄
[2026-04-08 03:15:10] speedwell : will she hold...
[2026-04-08 03:19:23] 45th_blown_account : bombs still falling on Israel :pepe:
[2026-04-08 03:20:04] BlissRP : honestly just nuke em
[2026-04-08 03:20:07] BlissRP : they deserve it
[2026-04-08 03:21:23] Shiro : Short this with me:doge:
[2026-04-08 03:21:29] bmagic : Shiro: no
[2026-04-08 03:21:31] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -5,000 USD @ 71287.5 ```
[2026-04-08 03:21:31] bmagic : Die
[2026-04-08 03:22:17] Shiro : bmagic: follow the notes and thanks me later :pepe:
[2026-04-08 03:22:37] Shiro : You don't know shiro he's hero?
[2026-04-08 03:23:14] Shiro : 69300
[2026-04-08 03:25:27] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: Shiro is a hero +!00000
[2026-04-08 03:25:53] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: hahahahaha :doge:
[2026-04-08 03:26:02] Mr. Axelrod : :doge: :pepe:
[2026-04-08 03:44:50] Shiro : Back to 3k sad to says :peoe:
[2026-04-08 03:45:58] speedwell : heating oil dropped 18%
[2026-04-08 03:46:39] speedwell : crude 15%, what happened?
[2026-04-08 03:46:49] Shiro : 69 holly number again
[2026-04-08 03:47:15] Shiro : If it's hold still bullish
[2026-04-08 03:47:26] speedwell : WTI crude futures plunged more than 15% to below $95 per barrel on Wednesday after President Donald Trump delayed his threat to attack Iranian civilian infrastructure by two weeks in what he described as a “double-sided ceasefire,” contingent on Iran reopening the Strait of Hormuz. Trump also said the US had received a 10-point proposal from Iran that he described as a “workable basis for negotiations,” with the two-week window allowing the potential agreement to be finalized and implemented. Additionally, Iran has agreed to reopen the Strait of Hormuz for two weeks provided all attacks are halted, adding that transit would need to be coordinated with Iran’s Armed Forces, while Israel has also reportedly assented to the temporary ceasefire. The near-closure of the vital waterway, through which about 20% of global oil flows, has roiled energy markets and heightened risks of rising inflation and a global economic slowdown.
[2026-04-08 03:47:56] Shiro : Still 67-66 must hold strong I think
[2026-04-08 03:49:31] Shiro : Or maybe it's better to go to 60-62 and jump off from there to confirm 60 is bottom and double bottom confirm
[2026-04-08 03:50:21] Shiro : Or break above 74 and moon forever 😁🎉
[2026-04-08 03:50:33] Shiro : The choices is yours
[2026-04-08 03:55:25] Shiro : Huge one coming magic 🍒 @bmagic
[2026-04-08 03:55:51] Shiro : Warrend
[2026-04-08 04:13:13] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 71370.4555 ```
[2026-04-08 04:13:19] Shiro : Let's go
[2026-04-08 04:18:47] speedwell : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGaKAQYcQ5o
[2026-04-08 04:42:50] speedwell : World peace...aren't we off to 80?
[2026-04-08 05:18:21] PeacenLuv : pumpitupp btc
[2026-04-08 05:23:22] The_Reaper : speedwell: Hypocritical bullsh!t happened
[2026-04-08 05:23:44] Werner : Sir up only !
[2026-04-08 05:23:51] The_Reaper : Trump fooked us all if that plan really is what they say it is, he achieved NOTHING
[2026-04-08 05:24:09] The_Reaper : Impeach the fooker
[2026-04-08 05:24:59] The_Reaper : And crypto is still rekt, eth going up because bitmine is the only retard purchasing it
[2026-04-08 05:50:20] speedwell : We are living in a grey zone
[2026-04-08 05:50:37] BlissRP : speedwell: i believe there is a game for that
[2026-04-08 05:51:05] speedwell : BlissRP: I'm being 'serious'
[2026-04-08 05:51:15] PeacenLuv : breakout btc
[2026-04-08 05:51:23] BlissRP : same tho :pepe:
[2026-04-08 05:51:57] speedwell : THIS IS NOT A GAME! Thought to some it is.
[2026-04-08 05:52:23] BlissRP : number go up, or number go down
[2026-04-08 05:52:27] BlissRP : i get high score
[2026-04-08 05:52:34] BlissRP : thats all that matters
[2026-04-08 05:53:54] speedwell : Numbers don't matter when the lighs go out
[2026-04-08 05:54:12] BlissRP : why would the lights go out
[2026-04-08 05:54:41] speedwell : well, the shelves get thin
[2026-04-08 05:55:10] speedwell : number goes up when the shelves get thin
[2026-04-08 05:55:20] BlissRP : speedwell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hXJv4ARapk
[2026-04-08 05:55:22] BlissRP : anyways enjoy
[2026-04-08 05:56:22] speedwell : BlissRP: my new collaboration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Avw0YXiNk
[2026-04-08 05:59:40] CaptainMooncoin : Trump is a big puusssyyyyyy
[2026-04-08 06:00:20] CaptainMooncoin : A big puusssyyy pedophile motherfker
[2026-04-08 06:00:34] CaptainMooncoin : Lying bastard
[2026-04-08 06:01:08] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Ceasefire pump lasted 4 hours lol
[2026-04-08 06:01:30] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Fing pedophile can't even pump the market anymore
[2026-04-08 06:02:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0032 XBT @ 71628.3 ($229.20) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-08 06:04:53] Werner : SOMEONE REMIND TRUMP, HE CANTSTOP WINNING, MAHALO ,
[2026-04-08 06:13:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `WTIUSDT`: Sell 2.3000 WTI @ 94.68 ($NaN) - Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc
[2026-04-08 07:04:53] 45th_blown_account : lets make BTC great ponzi again :doge:
[2026-04-08 07:08:11] PeacenLuv : 😒vukthizschitt pumpittup btc lezgohh fully bully
[2026-04-08 07:08:25] PeacenLuv : RonnieREKT:
[2026-04-08 07:26:53] PeacenLuv : pumpit lezgohh bitkoin
[2026-04-08 08:00:00] MANsa_MOONsa : .......
[2026-04-08 08:00:09] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl BTCUSD ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0038 XBT RPNL, -0.0312 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-08 08:00:25] PeacenLuv : safety meeting btc bullaz up 9nly restvez
[2026-04-08 08:02:06] PeacenLuv : 😓i need a vukin massahhh
[2026-04-08 08:02:40] MANsa_MOONsa : can we go to 72
[2026-04-08 08:02:46] MANsa_MOONsa : not liking my entry
[2026-04-08 08:02:50] MANsa_MOONsa : respectfully
[2026-04-08 08:03:28] MrLittleBuck : bmex call home
[2026-04-08 08:05:26] PeacenLuv : 😑3way gangbangblong sui token long filecoin long the dynamo btc lezgohh
[2026-04-08 08:06:09] PeacenLuv : no supply 30 min btc
[2026-04-08 08:07:04] PeacenLuv : 😑😑😑am green az vuk here longscbtc thankyousomuchbis fuun
[2026-04-08 08:29:22] ninnk : https://www.tradingview.com/x/bmehzAC2/
[2026-04-08 08:31:30] ninnk : however https://www.tradingview.com/x/7MimKibt/
[2026-04-08 08:31:44] PeacenLuv : i got a target of 77900 btc inbound
[2026-04-08 08:33:08] ninnk : sounds about right
[2026-04-08 08:51:24] Luke Short : Already a new explosion in Iran and israel is advising it‘s people to take shelter
[2026-04-08 08:51:35] Luke Short : U gotta be kidding
[2026-04-08 08:52:11] Luke Short : https://www.financialjuice.com/News/9525532/Israeli-military-issues-evacuation-warning-for-seven-neighborhoods-of-Beiruts-southern-suburbs-ahead-of-possible-attack---Statement.aspx
[2026-04-08 08:52:16] Luke Short : Watch out bullas
[2026-04-08 08:55:57] Luke Short : Ah, lebanon thinks it‘s Not Part of the ceasefire
[2026-04-08 08:55:59] Luke Short : Lol
[2026-04-08 09:05:22] 45th_blown_account : this ponzi market will crash (screenshot it for later) :arthur:
[2026-04-08 09:09:11] Luke Short : Could already be the top here, but who knows
[2026-04-08 09:09:45] Luke Short : Just one more wick up
[2026-04-08 10:17:11] Traczii : https://etherscan.io/token/0xB113c6CF239F60D380359b762E95C13817275277?a=0xeea98ee809186a38c59df7d90b2f279285cd5966 seller has only 200k left :catjam:
[2026-04-08 10:32:08] CaptainMooncoin : Who wants to long the top with me here??
[2026-04-08 10:33:14] CaptainMooncoin : YOLO wooohoooo
[2026-04-08 10:35:17] 45th_blown_account : :doge: :bmex: :doge:
[2026-04-08 10:45:06] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -12,000 USD @ 71419.3889 ```
[2026-04-08 10:45:11] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-08 10:49:13] Shiro : Had enough of my longs now it's time to short it
[2026-04-08 10:49:19] Shiro : To 3k 😂
[2026-04-08 10:56:10] caex : The ceasefire with Iran is very fragile because it’s only a temporary pause, not a real agreement. Lack of trust, political pressure, and the desire to gain better terms could quickly lead to its collapse. One provocation is enough for the conflict to resume.😘
[2026-04-08 10:56:25] caex : LONG - NO
[2026-04-08 10:56:39] caex : SHORT - YES
[2026-04-08 10:56:46] caex : 😜
[2026-04-08 10:58:43] caex : I think the conflict will return later this week😄
[2026-04-08 11:01:09] caex : If that happens, there will be a ground intervention in Iran
[2026-04-08 11:01:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 1560 DOGE @ 0.09416 ($146.87)
[2026-04-08 11:03:30] bmagic : Doom @Shiro
[2026-04-08 11:03:51] Shiro : bmagic: big doom 😈
[2026-04-08 11:04:04] bmagic : For u full doom party
[2026-04-08 11:04:33] bmagic : I want you to become a citizen of Switzerland
[2026-04-08 11:04:56] bmagic : Not because you’re swiss but because you’re so filthy rich they have to accept you
[2026-04-08 11:05:24] Shiro : bmagic: swiss girls are decent swiss girls,watch, chocolate and cheese 🧀
[2026-04-08 11:06:53] caex : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: Short - -0.0001 XBT @ 72311.4 ```
[2026-04-08 11:07:02] caex : go to hell bullas
[2026-04-08 11:07:18] caex : 😘
[2026-04-08 11:07:31] Shiro : 67-68 and we can turning into bull again 🎉🥳
[2026-04-08 11:08:42] FTBytes : 40.6mil buy order sitting at 70622
[2026-04-08 11:09:35] caex : Now a price rejection and a lower low are guaranteed
[2026-04-08 11:09:43] caex : < 60k
[2026-04-08 11:09:51] Traczii : U made me check ngl @FTBytes nice bait ser
[2026-04-08 11:09:52] FTBytes : Retest of MSB on the 5m
[2026-04-08 11:10:29] FTBytes : CoinAnk tape. Aint lying :D
[2026-04-08 11:10:59] Traczii : Well def not on bitmex :kek:
[2026-04-08 11:11:12] FTBytes : I'll leave the live Order Book on Youtube for you :p
[2026-04-08 11:11:23] FTBytes : Traczii: nope not on BitMEX
[2026-04-08 11:32:20] GodBleesYou : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=11iI8DVfFxU&list=LM
[2026-04-08 11:33:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 1.4000 ZEC @ 329.28 ($461.00)
[2026-04-08 11:35:20] FTBytes : BTC tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN1LO5xDE7g
[2026-04-08 11:40:00] GodBleesYou : more moooo
[2026-04-08 11:43:16] FTBytes : 70.33mil BTC sell order at 71687; so far <3% filled
[2026-04-08 11:43:40] FTBytes : They going back to get the rest filled. Hold on
[2026-04-08 11:43:59] ninnk : Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 14m A Country supplying Military Weapons to Iran will be immediately tariffed, on any and all goods sold to the United States of America, 50%, effective immediately. There will be no exclusions or exemptions! President DJT
[2026-04-08 11:44:02] ninnk : there it is :kek:
[2026-04-08 11:49:31] neki : the cookie
[2026-04-08 11:49:35] neki : it crumbčes
[2026-04-08 11:49:40] neki : crumbles*
[2026-04-08 11:49:56] neki : follow the crumbs
[2026-04-08 12:08:21] neki : wo.. boring asset, indeed. where/when 9% pump?
[2026-04-08 12:21:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 4835 XRP @ 1.376 ($6,652.86) - Saylor just laughed in microstrategy
[2026-04-08 12:27:01] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 12:27:09] GodBleesYou : will it wash out down again? :(
[2026-04-08 12:28:06] neki : id be more afraid of insta liquidity grab into 73 on murica pre-market today. That could spell trouble for bulla for next 14 days,
[2026-04-08 12:28:31] neki : this exchaustion narrow range is suspicious as hell, atleast to me.
[2026-04-08 12:29:05] neki : Id like a slow, "I dont give a shiet" slow-roll pump into 80s in the upcoming days, nothing to exciting :D
[2026-04-08 12:29:14] neki : too*
[2026-04-08 13:02:18] Shiro : Shorts are safu now?
[2026-04-08 13:02:25] Shiro : :pepe:
[2026-04-08 13:03:06] MANsa_MOONsa : 💢👄♦️🍎🚩📍🚩📍📍🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚁🚁🚂🚗🚘🚗🚗🚒⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽
[2026-04-08 13:03:14] MANsa_MOONsa : take us to 73
[2026-04-08 13:03:18] MANsa_MOONsa : and then we short
[2026-04-08 13:03:23] MANsa_MOONsa : im building short now lol
[2026-04-08 13:03:27] MANsa_MOONsa : its gonns br biggie
[2026-04-08 13:04:14] Shiro : 73 can be long now it's a short time if we think it's going to drop
[2026-04-08 13:04:24] Shiro : :pepe:
[2026-04-08 13:05:01] MANsa_MOONsa : i dont think we drop yet
[2026-04-08 13:05:04] MANsa_MOONsa : its expected
[2026-04-08 13:05:12] MANsa_MOONsa : im 100,000 long
[2026-04-08 13:05:16] MANsa_MOONsa : and 800,000 short
[2026-04-08 13:06:15] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: and I'm 15000 short and underwater 😂🤣
[2026-04-08 13:06:42] Shiro : Donate me mansa mamosa 😇😂
[2026-04-08 13:07:30] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd lol ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 60,000 USD @ 71786.9936 ```
[2026-04-08 13:08:08] MANsa_MOONsa : grey
[2026-04-08 13:08:11] MANsa_MOONsa : nice entry
[2026-04-08 13:08:55] Shiro : /position xbtusd :pepe: ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71725.7208 ```
[2026-04-08 13:10:15] Gandalf the Grey : hopefuoly burgers wont screw it up
[2026-04-08 13:10:58] Gandalf the Grey : u think top is in shiro?
[2026-04-08 13:11:39] Shiro : No but pullback for Friday and weekend
[2026-04-08 13:11:49] Shiro : Maybe 68-69
[2026-04-08 13:12:06] Gandalf the Grey : i hop 76k
[2026-04-08 13:12:11] Gandalf the Grey : top of triangle
[2026-04-08 13:12:27] Gandalf the Grey : or more ofc
[2026-04-08 13:12:27] Shiro : Above 73 bullish again
[2026-04-08 13:12:52] Gandalf the Grey : 1h turned bullish 1st time since 90k
[2026-04-08 13:12:56] Gandalf the Grey : 30m too
[2026-04-08 13:12:58] Gandalf the Grey : I have hope
[2026-04-08 13:13:00] Shiro : Just because there's long time resistance around here i guess it's gonna cool down for weekend
[2026-04-08 13:13:26] Shiro : But maybe it's pump till Friday let's see
[2026-04-08 13:13:56] Gandalf the Grey : you have stop
[2026-04-08 13:14:34] Shiro : 73200 as I'm not going to adding up anymore
[2026-04-08 13:15:14] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/HK4DrVCQ/
[2026-04-08 13:15:21] Gandalf the Grey : last few times we failed at this level
[2026-04-08 13:15:46] Gandalf the Grey : so bear has hopium
[2026-04-08 13:15:54] Gandalf the Grey : but if it pumps we go ultra hard like 80k
[2026-04-08 13:15:57] Gandalf the Grey : imo
[2026-04-08 13:16:02] Gandalf the Grey : as longer tf
[2026-04-08 13:16:52] Gandalf the Grey : lets see burger open
[2026-04-08 13:17:50] Shiro : It can break but I think for now momentum is not there Friday coming maybe we can have a weekend pump and next week higher
[2026-04-08 13:18:31] Gandalf the Grey : it is cool to make 1k usd on few minutes lol
[2026-04-08 13:18:34] Gandalf the Grey : good casino this
[2026-04-08 13:19:21] Shiro : :arthur:
[2026-04-08 13:19:36] MANsa_MOONsa : my long is up
[2026-04-08 13:19:49] MANsa_MOONsa : my short.... ehhh
[2026-04-08 13:21:14] Djdez : Xrp who is putting the huge sell wall $500k
[2026-04-08 13:22:31] Djdez : Same 500k buy wall as well
[2026-04-08 13:23:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : FOOKING CRYPTO SCAMMERS!!!
[2026-04-08 13:23:48] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: send it to 100k
[2026-04-08 13:25:57] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah soon
[2026-04-08 13:26:35] Gandalf the Grey : hamburgers may want an entree tho
[2026-04-08 13:26:43] Gandalf the Grey : but if we do nice open we should pump more
[2026-04-08 13:29:26] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: we belive in the pump?
[2026-04-08 13:30:08] Gandalf the Grey : before fomc maybe dump
[2026-04-08 13:32:29] MANsa_MOONsa : when is fomc
[2026-04-08 13:32:48] MANsa_MOONsa : this short is HEAVVVVVVVVY
[2026-04-08 13:32:49] MANsa_MOONsa : yikres
[2026-04-08 13:32:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 70000 USD @ 72096.6 - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps
[2026-04-08 13:35:00] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc longittup lezgohh
[2026-04-08 13:38:25] PeacenLuv : 5min btc bottoming
[2026-04-08 13:40:06] voixjomz : bulls trapped?
[2026-04-08 13:40:45] voixjomz : flash crash
[2026-04-08 13:40:49] Vaaachaaa : filled my order plz bears ;)
[2026-04-08 13:41:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 71735.5 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-08 13:41:14] voixjomz : better buy at 70k not here
[2026-04-08 13:41:24] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: yeah
[2026-04-08 13:41:33] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: 70060 for me
[2026-04-08 13:41:36] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-08 13:41:41] PeacenLuv : longstops up69666
[2026-04-08 13:41:49] PeacenLuv : 71666
[2026-04-08 13:41:52] PeacenLuv : *
[2026-04-08 13:42:02] voixjomz : yeah same around 69k-70k if it holds
[2026-04-08 13:42:22] PeacenLuv : 😙longentry 71721
[2026-04-08 13:42:43] PeacenLuv : buy the dips btc
[2026-04-08 13:44:01] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0027 XBT RPNL, -0.0340 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-08 13:44:15] Vaaachaaa : outch
[2026-04-08 13:44:31] MANsa_MOONsa : no ouch
[2026-04-08 13:44:43] MANsa_MOONsa : just a heavy trade
[2026-04-08 13:44:51] MANsa_MOONsa : id show but im gonna wait
[2026-04-08 13:44:59] MANsa_MOONsa : bots out
[2026-04-08 13:45:07] Vaaachaaa : 😏
[2026-04-08 13:45:10] MANsa_MOONsa : lets make a guild!!
[2026-04-08 13:45:22] MANsa_MOONsa : me.. ,shiro...you a few of us who chat
[2026-04-08 13:45:30] MANsa_MOONsa : makes sense i dunno
[2026-04-08 13:45:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71629.1 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-08 13:45:34] MANsa_MOONsa : or join mine
[2026-04-08 13:45:51] MANsa_MOONsa : GodBleesYou: yooo
[2026-04-08 13:46:09] MANsa_MOONsa : Gandalf the Grey: yoooo
[2026-04-08 13:46:12] Vaaachaaa : I would like yes... the problem is that I am nun in English
[2026-04-08 13:46:19] MANsa_MOONsa : Shiro: yooooo
[2026-04-08 13:50:32] MANsa_MOONsa : Vaaachaaa: u speak fine
[2026-04-08 13:50:48] Vaaachaaa : MANsa_MOONsa: google translate
[2026-04-08 13:51:05] MANsa_MOONsa : Vaaachaaa: ohhhhh
[2026-04-08 13:51:12] MANsa_MOONsa : well its working man
[2026-04-08 13:51:41] Vaaachaaa : in vocal it would be so good
[2026-04-08 13:52:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71603.5 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-08 13:53:28] Shiro : Easy short :pepe:
[2026-04-08 13:54:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 71579.8 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-08 13:55:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71568.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-08 13:55:46] blaster33 : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -12,500 USD @ 71974.6 ```
[2026-04-08 13:56:24] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 71725.7208 ```
[2026-04-08 13:56:28] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-08 13:56:30] PeacenLuv : 😑long entry 71564
[2026-04-08 13:56:58] Vaaachaaa : Shiro is short oO ^^
[2026-04-08 13:57:41] Shiro : Shiro is all about profits 🥳
[2026-04-08 13:57:52] Shiro : Dolla dolla and hoes
[2026-04-08 13:57:58] Shiro : 😂🤣
[2026-04-08 13:58:50] Vaaachaaa : Btc - ltc - usdt - btc nice combo gold...?
[2026-04-08 13:58:58] PeacenLuv : pumpittup leazgohh
[2026-04-08 13:59:04] Vaaachaaa : or not gold sorry
[2026-04-08 13:59:43] Vaaachaaa : for convert and take profit
[2026-04-08 14:00:05] Vaaachaaa : monero?
[2026-04-08 14:00:31] Vaaachaaa : bulls are strong
[2026-04-08 14:00:51] "it will be........" : peace time dump
[2026-04-08 14:01:53] Shiro : Monero is great for your drug money laundering:doge:
[2026-04-08 14:02:10] Vaaachaaa : lol
[2026-04-08 14:02:29] neki : damn.. this is pretty pretty nasty
[2026-04-08 14:02:36] Vaaachaaa : shiro ?
[2026-04-08 14:02:36] Shiro : Where are you from vaaachaa?
[2026-04-08 14:02:45] Vaaachaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,000 USD @ 71660.4 ```
[2026-04-08 14:02:47] Shiro : Yes
[2026-04-08 14:03:15] Vaaachaaa : im french and you
[2026-04-08 14:04:01] Shiro : Nice vaaachaa I'm the man with 100 destinations 😂
[2026-04-08 14:04:22] neki : burgers are playing a greasy game it seems..
[2026-04-08 14:04:25] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: I know but your origin ?
[2026-04-08 14:04:39] neki : greasy from all the oily trades dey moneypoolated so far
[2026-04-08 14:04:49] Shiro : Iranian 🌝
[2026-04-08 14:04:51] neki : hmmh.. mc burgerish.. mcburgerish indeed
[2026-04-08 14:04:54] neki : greasy
[2026-04-08 14:05:15] Vaaachaaa : 😏
[2026-04-08 14:05:34] blaster33 : IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTER DISCUSSES CEASEFIRE BREACHES IN IRAN AND LEBANON IN PHONE CALL WITH PAKISTAN ARMY COMMANDER - FOREIGN MINISTRY
[2026-04-08 14:06:11] Vaaachaaa : bullish news
[2026-04-08 14:06:22] voixjomz : Iran now accepts bitcoin for payment to pass hormuz
[2026-04-08 14:06:23] Vaaachaaa : everywhere
[2026-04-08 14:06:29] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: y
[2026-04-08 14:06:36] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: 😄
[2026-04-08 14:06:46] Shiro : voixjomz: 😂🤣
[2026-04-08 14:06:48] voixjomz : i dunno, that's just news
[2026-04-08 14:06:51] voixjomz : sell!
[2026-04-08 14:07:04] voixjomz : dump it haha
[2026-04-08 14:08:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 1935 XRP @ 1.3711 ($2,653.27) - Bro fomo’d in at the top like it’s 2021 again
[2026-04-08 14:09:04] voixjomz : https://www.tradingview.com/news/stocktwits:ef19ea579094b:0/
[2026-04-08 14:09:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4300 USD @ 71443.2
[2026-04-08 14:09:31] voixjomz : and because of that it will dump hard
[2026-04-08 14:09:44] voixjomz : 😆
[2026-04-08 14:10:19] neki : greasy greasy burgers
[2026-04-08 14:11:51] MANsa_MOONsa : GIMMIE GIMMIE GMMMIE GIMMIE
[2026-04-08 14:12:13] neki : oily and shiny, they blind in the sunlight
[2026-04-08 14:13:17] neki : Breaking news
[2026-04-08 14:13:26] neki : Apple to buy the state of Iran
[2026-04-08 14:13:48] neki : due to trademark infringment
[2026-04-08 14:13:57] neki : IRAN is actualy I-Ran
[2026-04-08 14:14:06] neki : so its branded as an apple product
[2026-04-08 14:14:42] CaptainMooncoin : Trump is still a pedophile?
[2026-04-08 14:14:46] neki : therefore belongs to the mac. Trump already threatening with new tariffs on the mobile network
[2026-04-08 14:16:42] neki : ---even breakier news
[2026-04-08 14:17:14] neki : news are broken
[2026-04-08 14:18:53] Vaaachaaa : 74k+ for M
[2026-04-08 14:19:21] neki : the breakest-est news
[2026-04-08 14:19:48] neki : due to oil crisis, burgers now sold only when prepped in machine grease
[2026-04-08 14:20:36] PeacenLuv : woooooohhhhweeeee btc long entry 71469 btfd lezgohh yur zellin im buyin
[2026-04-08 14:20:59] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘thankusohhmuch is fuun
[2026-04-08 14:22:48] neki : THE MOSt broken news (so far) Gay rights activists to schedule an armed protest of the Strait of Hormuz. Apparently, calling it strait offends the LGBTQX community. Crowds gather on pink tankers for an armed assault with dildos.
[2026-04-08 14:23:52] kroleg666 : 0 soon
[2026-04-08 14:24:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.2500 SOL @ 83.41 ($20.85)
[2026-04-08 14:24:50] kroleg666 : bye, btc
[2026-04-08 14:26:18] al guul : 80kek eom
[2026-04-08 14:27:05] PeacenLuv : 😛longstops ip 71333 @al guul 😁😍😘
[2026-04-08 14:27:28] PeacenLuv : btc pooooompahhhhh
[2026-04-08 14:28:13] al guul : just send eet @PeacenLuv
[2026-04-08 14:30:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.5700 ETH @ 2220.26 ($1,265.41)
[2026-04-08 14:30:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71293.9 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-08 14:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 10 XRP @ 1.3619 ($13.62)
[2026-04-08 14:31:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAUSDT`: Sell 700 ADA @ 0.2544 ($178.01)
[2026-04-08 14:32:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1 ETH @ 2213.82 ($2,213.78) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!”
[2026-04-08 14:32:21] neki : ok chupacbra..
[2026-04-08 14:32:28] neki : get ready for 71 rejection
[2026-04-08 14:32:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 66900 USD @ 71126.9 - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps
[2026-04-08 14:32:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.0400 ETH @ 2208.94 ($88.35)
[2026-04-08 14:32:47] neki : reject the dup like a dealer rejects a junkies blowjob
[2026-04-08 14:33:10] neki : like a tranny ho rejects the toilets for males
[2026-04-08 14:33:31] neki : here we go
[2026-04-08 14:34:28] MANsa_MOONsa : ohhhhhh man
[2026-04-08 14:34:32] MANsa_MOONsa : damn im rekd
[2026-04-08 14:34:42] MANsa_MOONsa : =)
[2026-04-08 14:37:23] "it will be........" : .
[2026-04-08 14:43:00] neki : bera be crawling
[2026-04-08 14:43:04] neki : pub-crawling
[2026-04-08 14:43:10] neki : drunk on shorts
[2026-04-08 14:43:34] neki : order coming up: a tall glass of "I told you so"
[2026-04-08 14:46:33] Vaaachaaa : the turn of the bulls
[2026-04-08 14:46:56] Vaaachaaa : support 1H
[2026-04-08 14:47:35] neki : 70500 then
[2026-04-08 14:47:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 2197.75 ($155.93)
[2026-04-08 14:47:55] neki : ronnie gotta clear the range for 75k
[2026-04-08 14:48:57] Vaaachaaa : no risk no gain
[2026-04-08 14:49:54] Vaaachaaa : 163k short rly ?
[2026-04-08 14:50:06] Vaaachaaa : 163900 dashboard
[2026-04-08 14:50:25] neki : this is a pu$$y dump..