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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-04-06 06:21:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 0.8501 ($5.88) [2026-04-06 06:22:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 60.9200 SOL @ 81.51 ($4,963.09) - Margin call knocked – nobody home? [2026-04-06 06:23:36] thankyousomuch : 😳 [2026-04-06 06:23:52] thankyousomuch : pull [2026-04-06 06:24:22] thankyousomuch : pull runners :pepe: [2026-04-06 06:25:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 68959.2 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-06 06:27:41] thankyousomuch : Backwards running [2026-04-06 06:28:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68865.4 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-06 06:29:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68832.2 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-06 06:44:49] 45th_blown_account : lets make BTC great ponzi again :doge: [2026-04-06 06:49:11] Gandalf the Grey : BOMBACLAAAat [2026-04-06 06:51:32] 45th_blown_account : bmex will do the flippening of btc, because there can only be one , still 9 cents though :pepe: [2026-04-06 06:52:29] SonicXxX : uff pretty nice morning :p [2026-04-06 06:56:06] Gandalf the Grey : EU about to fomo in [2026-04-06 06:56:10] Gandalf the Grey : then burgers will fomo [2026-04-06 06:57:37] SonicXxX : still holidays today [2026-04-06 06:58:32] Gandalf the Grey : 24h volume on Bmex is 0 [2026-04-06 06:58:35] Gandalf the Grey : lmao [2026-04-06 07:18:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMM [2026-04-06 07:23:44] SonicXxX : try to think about btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMezwtB1oCU [2026-04-06 07:25:34] SonicXxX : what ever ur goal is for sure coming closer [2026-04-06 07:46:58] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: whos gonna fomo on power plant and bridge day :kek: [2026-04-06 08:18:11] Gandalf the Grey : workers on their off day! [2026-04-06 08:19:04] Gandalf the Grey : i just want daily bart [2026-04-06 08:26:00] Gandalf the Grey : Bitcoin is going to have a tremendous day, folks! Believe me, a lot of people are saying it’s going to pump big league. We've seen it before, and it's going to happen again. You don’t want to miss this opportunity—very, very exciting times ahead! [2026-04-06 08:26:18] Gandalf the Grey : - Donald J. Trump [2026-04-06 08:34:45] Gandalf the Grey : Open up the door, open up the dooooor [2026-04-06 08:42:04] Gandalf the Grey : 75k this week inshallah [2026-04-06 08:42:36] OrangeBull : I hope everyone had a good Easter, God bless you all [2026-04-06 08:45:22] FishyGuy : did trump die or wut [2026-04-06 08:45:26] MANsa_MOONsa : its happening [2026-04-06 08:45:31] FishyGuy : no such luck? [2026-04-06 08:45:33] Gandalf the Grey : bro swittch green [2026-04-06 08:45:34] MANsa_MOONsa : RUG [2026-04-06 08:45:37] Gandalf the Grey : you gonan get fucked [2026-04-06 08:45:40] Gandalf the Grey : be careful [2026-04-06 08:45:58] Gandalf the Grey : now is not time for short [2026-04-06 08:46:54] MANsa_MOONsa : i just a feeling.....i should have longed... but im here lol 2 late now...liq is set at 85 [2026-04-06 08:47:03] MANsa_MOONsa : ill make this a grand short [2026-04-06 08:47:12] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/6LzSsAyG/ [2026-04-06 08:47:16] Gandalf the Grey : check chart [2026-04-06 08:47:20] MANsa_MOONsa : once we pass resistence at 70kl [2026-04-06 08:47:24] Gandalf the Grey : dont lose money bro you smart [2026-04-06 08:47:29] Gandalf the Grey : but ofc maybe I am wrong [2026-04-06 08:47:34] Gandalf the Grey : just wanted to give my point of view [2026-04-06 08:47:38] MANsa_MOONsa : ALL WE NEED ....is trumps threat 2 get rejected [2026-04-06 09:00:04] Gandalf the Grey : better to short once it gets rejected than to trade hope imo [2026-04-06 09:00:11] Gandalf the Grey : the signal will come [2026-04-06 09:03:39] BMEXcheers : my bot :( [2026-04-06 09:03:45] BMEXcheers : it had a buy signal yesterday [2026-04-06 09:03:49] BMEXcheers : only it didnt fill [2026-04-06 09:03:55] Gandalf the Grey : we just started [2026-04-06 09:03:55] BMEXcheers : FOOK THIS GHEY EARTH [2026-04-06 09:03:57] BMEXcheers : :pepe: [2026-04-06 09:03:59] Gandalf the Grey : you lose nothing [2026-04-06 09:04:10] BMEXcheers : yes but the idea is the bot actually works [2026-04-06 09:04:11] BMEXcheers : ykyk [2026-04-06 09:04:30] Gandalf the Grey : you must confirm that over 100+ trades [2026-04-06 09:04:49] Gandalf the Grey : being horny yesterday and longing with 33x also worked [2026-04-06 09:04:54] Gandalf the Grey : but it is not the best tactic lol [2026-04-06 09:04:56] Gandalf the Grey : u get me? [2026-04-06 09:14:43] MANsa_MOONsa : ahh shit here it goes [2026-04-06 09:16:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0060 XBT @ 69755.7 ($418.56) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-06 09:16:12] Gandalf the Grey : close it bro [2026-04-06 09:16:36] Gandalf the Grey : but dont long it is high [2026-04-06 09:16:49] Gandalf the Grey : high to mid 68k long [2026-04-06 09:19:03] MANsa_MOONsa : we need to test 70k [2026-04-06 09:19:09] MANsa_MOONsa : a nice rejection [2026-04-06 09:19:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTU26`: Buy 4000 USD @ 70899 [2026-04-06 09:19:13] MANsa_MOONsa : need a tweet LOL [2026-04-06 09:19:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 49 Cont @ 2159.69 ($7,398.25) - 🚀 🚀 🚀 [2026-04-06 09:19:34] Gandalf the Grey : it can reject. it is ok as long as momentum stays [2026-04-06 09:21:18] MANsa_MOONsa : go go go go go go go [2026-04-06 09:21:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 15 Cont @ 2163.96 ($2,275.44) - There goes ur space money [2026-04-06 09:21:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0009 XBT @ 70089.4 ($63.09) - GG, go touch grass [2026-04-06 09:21:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `GOOGLUSDT`: Buy 5 GOOGL @ 297.58 ($NaN) - No refunds :arthur: [2026-04-06 09:21:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `PLTRUSDT`: Buy 10 PLTR @ 150.14 ($NaN) - Hehehe :arthur::arthur::arthur: [2026-04-06 09:22:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SUIUSD`: Buy 327 Cont @ 0.904 ($207.66) [2026-04-06 09:22:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `HYPEUSDT`: Buy 19.2000 HYPE @ 37.565 ($711.49) [2026-04-06 09:22:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 3031 Cont @ 83.13 ($17,700.69) - Nice try, paper hands [2026-04-06 09:22:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 299 Cont @ 2173.11 ($45,645.64) - Are ya winning, son? [2026-04-06 09:29:23] MANsa_MOONsa : need 70500 to reject [2026-04-06 09:30:07] Gandalf the Grey : Should have went all in kurwa [2026-04-06 09:30:29] Gandalf the Grey : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - -0.0003 XBT RPNL, 0.0074 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-06 09:35:12] 45th_blown_account : what in the name of ponzi pump [2026-04-06 09:36:38] MANsa_MOONsa : Gandalf the Grey: risky but you won bro [2026-04-06 09:36:42] MANsa_MOONsa : a win is a win [2026-04-06 09:36:59] Gandalf the Grey : just following the system [2026-04-06 09:37:10] Gandalf the Grey : it can go 75k and I make a lot or I get stopped out [2026-04-06 09:37:17] Gandalf the Grey : we will see [2026-04-06 09:37:31] Gandalf the Grey : just gotta follow the plan not emotion [2026-04-06 09:37:44] MANsa_MOONsa : this trumo threat [2026-04-06 09:37:48] MANsa_MOONsa : wont go over well [2026-04-06 09:37:52] MANsa_MOONsa : i assure you [2026-04-06 09:38:22] Gandalf the Grey : yeah few bad tweets and we can be 65k [2026-04-06 09:38:24] Gandalf the Grey : I know that [2026-04-06 09:38:36] MANsa_MOONsa : but he just made the threTOF THREATS [2026-04-06 09:38:45] Gandalf the Grey : I prefer to be short so when it dips I do not lose usd value [2026-04-06 09:38:53] MANsa_MOONsa : and iran responded with aggression [2026-04-06 09:39:05] MANsa_MOONsa : as we nuke tel aviv as we type [2026-04-06 09:39:15] MANsa_MOONsa : so no peace talks [2026-04-06 09:39:21] MANsa_MOONsa : is a nuke [2026-04-06 09:39:26] Gandalf the Grey : if we lose 68k and keep going then yeah [2026-04-06 09:39:28] Gandalf the Grey : defo short [2026-04-06 09:40:20] MANsa_MOONsa : 73 is our max max [2026-04-06 09:40:29] MANsa_MOONsa : if he doesnt tweet or if he bombs [2026-04-06 09:42:38] Gandalf the Grey : if D break out we go high 80k [2026-04-06 09:42:42] Gandalf the Grey : but that is hopium now [2026-04-06 09:43:18] MANsa_MOONsa : well we safe for a long here until we hit 69500 [2026-04-06 09:43:24] MANsa_MOONsa : then its a bearish move [2026-04-06 09:43:33] MANsa_MOONsa : so for now.... i need it to go down [2026-04-06 09:44:04] OrangeBull : It is a buy guys [2026-04-06 09:44:20] The_Reaper : Markets are so facking stupid [2026-04-06 09:44:35] The_Reaper : Another country is gonna propose a peace plan [2026-04-06 09:44:40] The_Reaper : How dumb can u be [2026-04-06 09:45:24] The_Reaper : US does not want peace with current iranian regime, iranian regime does nor want peace [2026-04-06 09:45:28] The_Reaper : Easy as 123 [2026-04-06 09:45:46] MANsa_MOONsa : so no resolution is bad [2026-04-06 09:45:57] The_Reaper : Paki’s think they discovered hot water [2026-04-06 09:46:12] The_Reaper : Markets soon more dead then dead [2026-04-06 09:46:33] MANsa_MOONsa : def going down [2026-04-06 09:46:41] MANsa_MOONsa : but we gotts not eatch [2026-04-06 09:46:45] MANsa_MOONsa : wait for tweet' [2026-04-06 09:48:24] MANsa_MOONsa : JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran rejects reopening the Strait of Hormuz as part of a temporary ceasefire deal. [2026-04-06 09:48:28] MANsa_MOONsa : OH YESSSSSS [2026-04-06 09:53:25] Werner : JUST IN, IRAN CUMS ON TRUMP’S HEAD ! [2026-04-06 10:04:51] Atlemos : Werner: Thanks for the warning boss [2026-04-06 10:09:38] bluemaster : Point is not to give up and survive : https://x.com/Jefersonnasa_/status/2040414085528051863 [2026-04-06 10:09:44] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 297,200 USD @ 70753.8826 ``` [2026-04-06 10:09:49] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 206,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ``` [2026-04-06 10:14:37] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-04-06 10:17:28] bluemaster : 81.1d left to expire [2026-04-06 10:18:22] MANsa_MOONsa : LETS GOOOO [2026-04-06 10:18:29] MANsa_MOONsa : conviction prevails baby [2026-04-06 10:19:17] bluemaster : XBTU26 2,803 0.1/min 2026-03-23 14:54:41 2026-04-06 09:41:56 36m ago . No volume yet to switch to this one [2026-04-06 10:29:26] bluemaster : MANsa_MOONsa: you don;t get it ,BTC don;t give a shit for Iran or USA [2026-04-06 10:30:41] MANsa_MOONsa : it does in a way tho [2026-04-06 10:30:47] MANsa_MOONsa : hence why we are coiled now due to this war [2026-04-06 10:31:33] bluemaster : MANsa_MOONsa: they knew this 6 months ago when they dumped , same people buying now [2026-04-06 10:32:52] bluemaster : Becouse I am nice and politicklu correct person will not name who I suspect 😁 [2026-04-06 10:33:37] MANsa_MOONsa : whoo0o [2026-04-06 10:34:06] MANsa_MOONsa : nice CME bag 2 be filled [2026-04-06 10:35:28] bluemaster : I'm not a religious person, but that action on Easter was not very nice. 66666 [2026-04-06 10:37:43] Gandalf the Grey : see you are in green bro [2026-04-06 10:44:01] MANsa_MOONsa : BREAKING: Iran has JUST rejected Trump's ceasefire proposal and plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. We are now 38 hours away from all hell breaking lose in the Middle East. [2026-04-06 10:44:59] Gandalf the Grey : War is bullish [2026-04-06 10:45:25] Gandalf the Grey : if gold take 4.8k back it is finished [2026-04-06 10:46:52] Werner : Atlemos: Mahalo ! [2026-04-06 10:48:44] Gandalf the Grey : lets add more risk [2026-04-06 11:24:19] GodBleesYou : we hold long? @Gandalf the Grey [2026-04-06 11:24:24] GodBleesYou : lets fly!!! [2026-04-06 11:24:28] GodBleesYou : dont fakeout badger!!! [2026-04-06 11:24:36] Gandalf the Grey : For now yes [2026-04-06 11:25:07] Gandalf the Grey : buying dips [2026-04-06 11:26:18] Gandalf the Grey : ofc it can be fake but that is why risk risk management exists [2026-04-06 11:26:22] Gandalf the Grey : no risk no ferrari [2026-04-06 11:29:02] Gandalf the Grey : mid 68.5k should hold [2026-04-06 11:29:08] Gandalf the Grey : lower no [2026-04-06 11:29:18] Gandalf the Grey : it'd be choc [2026-04-06 11:31:22] Gandalf the Grey : burgers in 2h [2026-04-06 11:31:40] Gandalf the Grey : it can get a good entreeee maybe [2026-04-06 11:38:39] GreedyBastard : I give up, releasing my great bear entry was a mistake, just waiting for bear low at 30s and retarting with a fresh mind, trading bull is so much easyer. If 60 turns out to be the low, which I think not, I'm just out for good,my dream of holding one fking asscoin are crushed and I move on, this bear wrecked me in so many ways [2026-04-06 11:42:15] bluemaster : GreedyBastard: in my last 13 years playing this game all beras died ,some make money and blow off on first mega pump ,you will learn eventuly or you will be gone like erwinos and rest of company [2026-04-06 11:42:52] bluemaster : I love bitcoin at 16k and 160k [2026-04-06 11:44:17] GreedyBastard : Likely gone lol, learning for years losing all my life savings is not a very fun endeavour [2026-04-06 11:44:20] bluemaster : apes will over leverage and die on first momentum up or down like always [2026-04-06 11:45:23] GreedyBastard : Lost like 70k in the bear jesus christ [2026-04-06 11:45:31] bluemaster : GreedyBastard: how you managed to lose money we pumped from 16k man , nothign wrong sitting at 70 k , fuck Wall Street they have to feel some pain man [2026-04-06 11:47:40] Gandalf the Grey : Hopefully Neki calibrated chakras kurwa [2026-04-06 11:48:40] bluemaster : Gandalf the Grey: we will go up and down for next 6 months cool down and relax [2026-04-06 11:48:52] Gandalf the Grey : it is ok [2026-04-06 11:48:56] bluemaster : to many suckers waiting to exit up and down [2026-04-06 11:49:01] Gandalf the Grey : money can be made in sideways and trendy markets [2026-04-06 11:49:08] Gandalf the Grey : as long as sideways is not stupidly tight [2026-04-06 11:49:12] bluemaster : Gandalf the Grey: yes [2026-04-06 11:49:29] bluemaster : slowly [2026-04-06 11:49:48] bluemaster : /rpnl xbtusdt not much but not in a red ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 3,857.41 USDT RPNL ``` [2026-04-06 11:50:09] Gandalf the Grey : 76k is upper band [2026-04-06 11:50:15] Gandalf the Grey : first target on D [2026-04-06 11:50:43] Gandalf the Grey : 76k-78k [2026-04-06 11:50:49] Gandalf the Grey : then just bart targets [2026-04-06 11:51:03] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah this is a good week [2026-04-06 11:51:17] GreedyBastard : @bluemaster Nja I got burned out and personally broke last bear too, wasnt here for 16k bottom, I reentered only at 65k, made 2k into 55k in few months, now bear again and all gondle and more again [2026-04-06 11:53:30] bluemaster : GreedyBastard: that is nice you made money , what happend when we hit 125k ? [2026-04-06 11:55:00] GreedyBastard : Lol that last pump I made 38k in one day 😂, dunno man, endconclusion lost it all again and more, these ranges kill me, I never cash out till the breakdown which never happens rinse repeat [2026-04-06 11:56:29] bluemaster : GreedyBastard: Honestly guys how you do that ? So no one using any risk management or discipline [2026-04-06 11:57:00] GreedyBastard : Im an idiot, dont tell me 😂 [2026-04-06 11:57:20] GreedyBastard : Well its over 100s and 100s of knifecut trades [2026-04-06 11:58:29] GreedyBastard : That same risktaking allows me to moon so fast in bulls too tho [2026-04-06 11:58:45] Gandalf the Grey : if we aim to make 100k a month [2026-04-06 11:58:52] Gandalf the Grey : losing a few ks while learning it is ok [2026-04-06 11:58:59] GreedyBastard : Just impossible in bears, considering it's mostly rangebound and I eyeball very rare breakouts, downs in this case [2026-04-06 11:59:08] Gandalf the Grey : as long as we not homeless lol [2026-04-06 11:59:28] GreedyBastard : Nyeah, closing in to be 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-04-06 11:59:28] bluemaster : GreedyBastard: I can not do that with my age 64 year old and family of 5 on my back . [2026-04-06 11:59:46] Gandalf the Grey : 64 is still young [2026-04-06 12:00:01] Gandalf the Grey : dicks works still i would assume [2026-04-06 12:00:04] Gandalf the Grey : so no problem [2026-04-06 12:00:33] GreedyBastard : Well depends how you look at it, I cant afford not making it or will never have money to even start a family [2026-04-06 12:00:52] bluemaster : Gandalf the Grey: yeah with blue pills , notice price action today ( I had to take 2 pills) [2026-04-06 12:01:05] Gandalf the Grey : it is good [2026-04-06 12:01:11] Gandalf the Grey : technolooogiiiaaaa [2026-04-06 12:02:33] bluemaster : Red wine and nice music that is all what I need tonight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf6-7IDmk9Y&list=RDLf6-7IDmk9Y&start_radio=1 [2026-04-06 12:03:49] contract details : hehehe [2026-04-06 12:03:59] contract details : what wine is mr blue drinking tonight [2026-04-06 12:04:43] GreedyBastard : This market fked me up for life, used to own 500k doge, 25 eth, 50k trx, 50k xrp, etc among like 25 other coins. It's all gonzo, how tf am I ever building a future again from a 9 to 5 🥲 [2026-04-06 12:05:08] bluemaster : some normal cheep shit (bear market) wine [2026-04-06 12:05:18] bluemaster : :pepe: [2026-04-06 12:06:07] contract details : oh well :pepe: [2026-04-06 12:06:30] contract details : i could send you mine but the bear market has taken my shipping credits away from me :pepe: [2026-04-06 12:06:59] bluemaster : GreedyBastard: I never touch shitcoins ,only BTC for me [2026-04-06 12:07:40] bluemaster : contract details: 😰 [2026-04-06 12:08:18] bluemaster : I just need small pump to 240k [2026-04-06 12:09:18] bluemaster : 50% down move is done now %0% move up from last ATH will be fair [2026-04-06 12:09:24] contract details : same hehe [2026-04-06 12:09:25] contract details : :pepe: [2026-04-06 12:09:41] GreedyBastard : bluemaster: Nja better, it's at prices I am willing to trade but not invest, I know all the satoshi nonsense, but the market priced me out for good [2026-04-06 12:10:12] GreedyBastard : I am unwilling to wave around proudfully with one stupid coin [2026-04-06 12:11:01] bluemaster : GreedyBastard: without bitcoin crypto market is gone ! [2026-04-06 12:11:57] bluemaster : one God and one coin [2026-04-06 12:12:23] bluemaster : https://x.com/_BluePlanet [2026-04-06 12:12:52] GreedyBastard : Well true, but still, I hate bitcoin, I was like 20yrs old studying, sure I knew 3k was the bottom, but I couldnt afford to buy one even, it all happened before I made any decent money to invest, and prices since are just ridiculous to even consider buying one bitcoin [2026-04-06 12:12:55] ch3 : Garmin Venus 4Baw [2026-04-06 12:14:34] bluemaster : GreedyBastard: Bitcoin paid for house,2 yachts and everything else ,thank you to Lord Satoshi [2026-04-06 12:14:52] GreedyBastard : I'm just starting to wanna give up on the dream of chasing it, joining all my friends who started enthousiasticly back then, market priced out retail, my main believe why 60k can never be the bottom, bitcoin interest is a wasteland last few years [2026-04-06 12:16:02] GreedyBastard : bluemaster: Enjoy my man, for me it payed for a lifetime of broken dreams 😅 [2026-04-06 12:16:39] GreedyBastard : Really age is a big plus, I wish I was financially able in 2018, I wouldve been stonecold rich as well [2026-04-06 12:16:47] bluemaster : GreedyBastard: you are young https://x.com/Jefersonnasa_/status/2040414085528051863 [2026-04-06 12:18:22] GreedyBastard : Fk young, I wanna be rich 😂 [2026-04-06 12:18:32] GreedyBastard : Young should equal freedom [2026-04-06 12:18:41] GreedyBastard : Modern days it equals slave [2026-04-06 12:20:54] bluemaster : GreedyBastard: your age my wage was $400 per month in a steel factory [2026-04-06 12:21:27] RobVacation : First stop asking questions here. 2. Calm down and relax. 3. U must be hungry and foolish to play life game. 4. Determination. 5.Focus. 6.Oputunity will be presented for u [2026-04-06 12:21:36] bluemaster : I lnow how is to be broke [2026-04-06 12:22:09] RobVacation : *oportunity [2026-04-06 12:22:44] RobVacation : thats it. [2026-04-06 12:23:29] GreedyBastard : Doesnt matter, few years hardhard work 9 to 5, earned you a home, now it equals getting the opportunity of finally digning your life over to a bank for 35 years of dependancy, and that is if you're lucky. I used to work too for 3eur per hour when I was 14 too my man [2026-04-06 12:24:31] RobVacation : 6. @GreedyBastard By remaining an employee you will never be filthy rich. LOL [2026-04-06 12:25:29] GreedyBastard : I've been a manager at age 30, with 150 people under me, still could never even dream of owning a house, sqving misarable 500 eur per month, making some landlord rich, life is more rigged then ever [2026-04-06 12:27:14] GreedyBastard : RobVacation: So true man, sorry dont wanna sound bleak, just really saddens me, I dont see a non risk way to get to the simple things in life, a family, a home, even tho I am veryvery capable. I dont even like trading anymore but its my only shot [2026-04-06 12:28:08] bluemaster : we are all traders , some trade life time for wage and some trying to escape ,I don;t know what will happens to me but at least I tried ... for now going good [2026-04-06 12:28:33] GreedyBastard : bluemaster: Amen 🙏🙏 [2026-04-06 12:28:40] contract details : bluemaster: 🍷 [2026-04-06 12:29:02] GreedyBastard : I wish I could cheers to that on your yaught dam hahahaha [2026-04-06 12:29:34] bluemaster : see you guys later I have to listen this music and open one more bottle to try to go to sleep , doing best trades in a sleep when I am not even watching market [2026-04-06 12:29:49] ninnk : no risk no ferrari [2026-04-06 12:29:56] GreedyBastard : Haha enjoy my man [2026-04-06 12:30:13] GreedyBastard : Fk ferrari and gucci [2026-04-06 12:30:19] GreedyBastard : Who even wants that [2026-04-06 12:30:27] GreedyBastard : Go freedom ❤️🔥 [2026-04-06 12:31:43] ninnk : viva la liberta [2026-04-06 12:40:47] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc [2026-04-06 12:48:46] neki : well [2026-04-06 12:48:50] neki : well [2026-04-06 12:48:51] neki : well [2026-04-06 12:48:52] neki : well [2026-04-06 12:48:55] contract details : you need a ferrari so you can sleep in it when you lose it all [2026-04-06 12:48:59] neki : who let the dogz out?? [2026-04-06 12:51:23] RobVacation : contract details: LOL [2026-04-06 12:52:05] neki : burger McPump is coming soon-- big juicy buck [2026-04-06 12:52:26] neki : lets make Murican trader pumpy again, he deserves it after all those Baron dumps [2026-04-06 12:52:54] neki : poor murican trader, even got outplayed by the european... [2026-04-06 13:11:47] caex : Okay, I’ll give all traders something to think about. Have you noticed that whenever Donald Trump is about to announce somethin good or ba Michael Saylor always shows up with Bitcoin purchases, almost as if he’s trying to slow down price drops?😄😄😄 [2026-04-06 13:16:27] caex : Look at it now Donald Trump issues an ultimatum, and Michael Saylor suddenly ramps up his Bitcoin purchases. [2026-04-06 13:16:32] caex : 😄😄 [2026-04-06 13:18:29] caex : He’s not waiting for the market’s reaction he’s front-running the move, which looks like textbook manipulation [2026-04-06 13:19:49] caex : Official sources from Iran deny everything—there are no talks happening at all. [2026-04-06 13:20:55] caex : Donald Trump is buying time before a possible ground intervention—he could announce it in a few hours.😘 [2026-04-06 13:23:25] caex : This isn’t the head of a global superpower, just a circus clown—thank you for your attention, CAEX.😘😘😘 [2026-04-06 13:24:07] Vaaachaaa : ninnk: exactly !! [2026-04-06 13:24:17] Vaaachaaa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 2,400 USD @ 69675.7292 ``` [2026-04-06 13:24:21] Vaaachaaa : underwater [2026-04-06 13:24:24] Vaaachaaa : but np [2026-04-06 13:25:57] bmagic : Doom [2026-04-06 13:28:28] Gandalf the Grey : Hamburgers coming in [2026-04-06 13:28:37] Gandalf the Grey : next hour will be fun [2026-04-06 13:29:48] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/jamjF8gxNIo?si=5g2ytZcFNHsvo8_7 , :Catjam: some lounge [2026-04-06 13:36:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 600 USD @ 69272.3 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-06 13:54:42] Dario1 : caex: +1 [2026-04-06 13:55:23] Dario1 : Well played, bulls, well played [2026-04-06 14:07:21] bmagic : There is no hope for bulls [2026-04-06 14:07:41] bmagic : They are trapped [2026-04-06 14:09:40] bmagic : 65k retest soon [2026-04-06 14:09:45] Shiro : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell 3,000 USD @ 72000 XBTUSD: Sell 2,000 USD @ 70400 XBTUSD: Sell 3,000 USD @ 71000 ``` [2026-04-06 14:09:46] bmagic : Then 63k [2026-04-06 14:09:51] Shiro : :doge: [2026-04-06 14:09:56] bmagic : Long is a pipe dream [2026-04-06 14:09:59] bmagic : Take profits and live [2026-04-06 14:15:07] caex : support live here ?? [2026-04-06 14:17:21] bmagic : Probably [2026-04-06 14:17:33] caex : Over 40 confirmations on the Bitcoin network, and the funds still aren’t showing in my account.😘 [2026-04-06 14:17:39] bmagic : Theres some nice scam volume around 71k [2026-04-06 14:17:48] caex : Over 40 confirmations on the Bitcoin network, and the funds still aren’t showing in my account. [2026-04-06 14:17:57] bmagic : caex: OVERLOAD [2026-04-06 14:18:09] bmagic : COLLUsIONN [2026-04-06 14:18:32] The Beast : dump it sir [2026-04-06 14:18:40] caex : This is becoming ridiculous on this exchange. [2026-04-06 14:18:51] The Beast : caex: depositing due to liquidation? [2026-04-06 14:19:41] caex : After Arthur Hayes stepped down as CEO, this exchange has gone downhill, which is видно from the drop in the number of users. [2026-04-06 14:20:37] caex : The Beast: I want to open a larger long position, but…😑 [2026-04-06 14:20:56] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-04-06 14:21:32] bmagic : caex: time to get liq’d [2026-04-06 14:21:37] caex : Employees like this should be fired. [2026-04-06 14:21:53] caex : With immediate effect. [2026-04-06 14:22:11] PeacenLuv : long entry 63398 [2026-04-06 14:22:17] The Beast : all they have to do is connect claude and mark deposit as true [2026-04-06 14:23:17] caex : Sometimes it’s good to record everything and show it, so you can keep a clear head. [2026-04-06 14:23:38] PeacenLuv : this will never come bak down [2026-04-06 14:24:26] caex : Host Douglas !! sleep [2026-04-06 14:24:44] caex : jak masz zmiane wkurwisz ludzi [2026-04-06 14:25:51] PeacenLuv : 5min last closed inverted green hammer on a high alone bullish btc [2026-04-06 14:26:15] PeacenLuv : poooompahhj btc [2026-04-06 14:27:59] PeacenLuv : all btc dubl topes broke up to 126790 [2026-04-06 14:28:44] PeacenLuv : many many dubl bottoms successful [2026-04-06 14:29:10] PeacenLuv : hangonnnn btc bullaz here weeeeee goooohhhhh [2026-04-06 14:29:40] caex : This is a classic situation in the crypto exchange world if the exchange doesn’t have full 1:1 coverage of BTC for customer funds, it has to limit withdrawals and suspend deposits to avoid total bankruptcy. [2026-04-06 14:30:11] caex : Liquidity shortage on the exchange customer funds are partially invested in positions, lent out to other users, or locked in contracts. As a result, the exchange can’t immediately return all BTC being deposited or withdrawn. [2026-04-06 14:30:19] PeacenLuv : if u dont liquidate yur not close enough [2026-04-06 14:30:36] caex : Risk management problems or sudden capital outflows – when many people want to withdraw BTC at once, the exchange may halt deposits to prevent a “bank run,” which could bankrupt it. [2026-04-06 14:30:53] Shiro : caex: each gime we're pump you're having the same issues, liqs issue 😄🤣 [2026-04-06 14:31:57] caex : i dont see my money tik tok [2026-04-06 14:32:10] caex : douglas slep [2026-04-06 14:32:44] bmagic : caex: halt withdrawals sir not deposits [2026-04-06 14:33:05] contract details : bmagic: nothing to worry about then [2026-04-06 14:33:11] contract details : :arthur: [2026-04-06 14:33:14] bmagic : Stop typing your problems into chatgpt and think for yourself [2026-04-06 14:33:32] contract details : but chatgpt has higher iq [2026-04-06 14:33:40] contract details : why think when it can think for you while draining your nearest lake [2026-04-06 14:33:43] bmagic : contract details: its as if we haven’t been around since 2017 or earlier [2026-04-06 14:33:55] caex : SUPPORTTTTT [2026-04-06 14:34:07] bmagic : contract details: gpt default response is yes you brilliant mind how can i lick your balls [2026-04-06 14:34:07] contract details : imagine all the money we could have if we had just bought spot eh bmagic [2026-04-06 14:34:28] bmagic : contract details: i did buy spot tho [2026-04-06 14:34:48] bmagic : Just deposited it into the insurance fund [2026-04-06 14:34:49] caex : 70k liq [2026-04-06 14:34:56] contract details : same bmagic [2026-04-06 14:37:29] caex : Perfect. Recording the whole event is smart—you can see the funds in the wallet, liquidation at 70k, but the main balance hasn’t refreshed. [2026-04-06 14:38:31] caex : Someone could lose their job over such negligence. [2026-04-06 14:38:56] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -1,200 USD @ 69542.9636 ``` [2026-04-06 14:39:06] bmagic : Damn i only partial filled [2026-04-06 14:39:50] bmagic : 63k incoming [2026-04-06 14:40:01] caex : Let me be liquidate give me the chance to get an incompetent support person fired, maybe even some compensation. [2026-04-06 14:40:24] caex : 70124 😘 [2026-04-06 14:40:40] Gandalf the Grey : Fuck [2026-04-06 14:41:45] Gandalf the Grey : I add more fuck it [2026-04-06 14:42:08] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: show me plz ;) [2026-04-06 14:43:39] bmagic : caex: you would have zero claim against blockchain congestion [2026-04-06 14:43:46] Vaaachaaa : this vol ... [2026-04-06 14:44:24] Vaaachaaa : bears rekt see you at 300k [2026-04-06 14:44:39] Vaaachaaa : 😄 [2026-04-06 14:45:17] caex : bmagic: I see my fund they’re already in the wallet, they’re just not refreshed in the main account yet.😘 [2026-04-06 14:45:37] Vaaachaaa : https://www.tradingview.com/x/ZnCCclIu/ [2026-04-06 14:45:40] Vaaachaaa : sell or buy omg ^^ [2026-04-06 14:45:54] bmagic : caex: corruption. Time to get liquidated [2026-04-06 14:47:04] bmagic : caex: legally u transferred to a wallet owned by bitmex though [2026-04-06 14:47:12] caex : bmagic: Exactly, that changes the approac this is already negligence, because for over 40 minutes I haven’t received my funds in the main account. [2026-04-06 14:47:17] bmagic : Its not your money just custody [2026-04-06 14:47:21] caex : its not funny [2026-04-06 14:47:37] caex : see SUPPORT HERE [2026-04-06 14:47:42] caex : SUPPORT [2026-04-06 14:47:45] caex : SUPPORT [2026-04-06 14:47:50] caex : SUPPORT [2026-04-06 14:48:05] Vaaachaaa : 66200 [2026-04-06 14:49:15] thankyousomuch : started, 🐃:rocket:, ended :pepe: [2026-04-06 14:50:13] caex : bmagic: I’m not surprised that the exchange is listed for sale at $100 million and no one wants to buy BitMEX [2026-04-06 14:51:15] caex : That’s how it starts he delays, then problems with withdrawals, freezes, and eventually they can say, “We no longer have your BTC. [2026-04-06 14:52:00] caex : Not even support is responding pathetic [2026-04-06 14:52:32] Vaaachaaa : https://www.tradingview.com/x/3y9Unl6P/ [2026-04-06 14:52:36] Vaaachaaa : caex: real supp [2026-04-06 14:52:57] Vaaachaaa : https://www.tradingview.com/x/FCpgFVsR/ [2026-04-06 14:53:07] caex : bmagic: I’m not sure if your funds are safe on BitMEX—I’ll lose a few hundred, not thousands, if anything happens. It’s a more realistic way to put it, acknowledging the risk without exaggerating the potential loss. [2026-04-06 14:53:13] caex : 😘 [2026-04-06 14:55:14] caex : This exchange is already dead. This is not the same BitMEX as it was a few years ago [2026-04-06 14:55:21] bmagic : caex: the exchange is liquid. Wouldn’t be too concerned [2026-04-06 14:55:42] bmagic : Every exchange has risk under current legislation [2026-04-06 14:56:13] caex : bmagic: Try calling support maybe someone will actually listen to you. [2026-04-06 14:56:29] bmagic : Email them [2026-04-06 14:56:30] caex : SUPPORT !!! [2026-04-06 14:56:36] caex : ZERO [2026-04-06 14:56:49] bmagic : Its not support. Its @admin [2026-04-06 14:56:56] bmagic : And they will tell u to email support [2026-04-06 14:56:59] Vaaachaaa : bitmex simply does not advertise and fortunately! because there is something to be done thanks to all that... [2026-04-06 14:57:19] caex : This is not a professional approach to traders. [2026-04-06 14:59:08] bmagic : Your fee was probably low [2026-04-06 14:59:16] bmagic : So it hasnt received the final confirmation [2026-04-06 14:59:28] bmagic : I pay high fees for fast confirmation [2026-04-06 14:59:57] bmagic : Cause i use a broker [2026-04-06 15:00:13] Vaaachaaa : perfect W for pump [2026-04-06 15:00:38] Shiro : bmagic: pro depositor really fast and reliable 🤣😂 [2026-04-06 15:00:56] Vaaachaaa : I didn't think it was going to be pump for Easter ^^ [2026-04-06 15:01:08] Vaaachaaa : i'm late [2026-04-06 15:01:16] caex : At the end of its operation, this exchange will likely be robbed.😄 [2026-04-06 15:01:21] Shiro : Pumps are done almost [2026-04-06 15:01:26] caex : 99,99% [2026-04-06 15:01:26] Shiro : Maybe 71-72 [2026-04-06 15:01:28] bmagic : Shiro: exactly. Constant deposit streams no limit to the emails [2026-04-06 15:01:40] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: yes I have a target at 72 [2026-04-06 15:02:43] Shiro : Even shiro start to selling and tps already :doge: [2026-04-06 15:04:31] bmagic : Shiro: noob [2026-04-06 15:04:37] bmagic : But also a hero [2026-04-06 15:04:48] bmagic : Shiro strikes again!! [2026-04-06 15:05:08] Shiro : Shiro he's hero you don't know that!🥳 [2026-04-06 15:05:09] bmagic : Forget your targets, just win [2026-04-06 15:06:15] Shiro : 71 💪🏻🐄 [2026-04-06 15:06:33] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 8,000 USD @ 66517.2246 ``` [2026-04-06 15:07:36] Vaaachaaa : a real bull all the time when needed [2026-04-06 15:08:54] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -400 USD @ 69576.8 ``` [2026-04-06 15:09:03] bmagic : I am probably going to flip soon [2026-04-06 15:09:15] bmagic : I mean ive already flipped technically [2026-04-06 15:09:39] Vaaachaaa : this explains why you have a small position [2026-04-06 15:09:54] bmagic : Jst waiting for the splashing to stop [2026-04-06 15:10:27] bmagic : Might go to sleep and wake up to the duamp [2026-04-06 15:11:12] PeacenLuv : lezvukkin gohhh pooompahj btc [2026-04-06 15:13:16] caex : SUPPORT [2026-04-06 15:13:19] caex : SUPPORT [2026-04-06 15:13:24] caex : SUPPORT [2026-04-06 15:13:28] caex : SUPPORT [2026-04-06 15:13:32] caex : SUPPORT [2026-04-06 15:13:37] caex : SUPPORT [2026-04-06 15:19:02] bmagic : caex: send them an email. Trollbox isn’t going to help you sir [2026-04-06 15:19:18] caex : stephanlutz.@bitmex.com [2026-04-06 15:19:33] Vaaachaaa : for once in my life I would like to be a support and not a resistance when I take a position xD [2026-04-06 15:19:34] caex : ceo bitmex [2026-04-06 15:21:39] caex : bmagic: I will not allow myself to lose money because of an irresponsible support team that isn’t there. [2026-04-06 15:22:52] caex : Here, people are playing with their real money, not Monopoly game tokens. [2026-04-06 15:23:01] MANsa_MOONsa : DOWN TO FILL THAT GAP!!!! [2026-04-06 15:24:16] caex : If someone doesn’t care about support work, they should quit they’re clearly not cut out for it, and if they won’t, I’ll help them. [2026-04-06 15:25:36] caex : And no emails will be sent to support; instead, the situation will be documented at the top, along with the recorded video, so everything is clear. [2026-04-06 15:29:07] Vaaachaaa : MANsa_MOONsa: GAP ... what is GAP ? not filled today... ^^ [2026-04-06 15:34:28] MANsa_MOONsa : Vaaachaaa: HOLD MY BEER [2026-04-06 15:34:39] MANsa_MOONsa : =our deadline is tonight [2026-04-06 15:34:42] MANsa_MOONsa : once we fail [2026-04-06 15:35:01] Shiro : caex: are you serious right now?! By calling them randomly they're not noticing you use @admin tag at least, https://support.bitmex.com/hc/ just fill the form they're replying really fast usually within 5mins 😶 [2026-04-06 15:35:51] PeacenLuv : caex get in the vukin lineup its frenz n family 1zt here . what xchange u on [2026-04-06 15:36:46] MANsa_MOONsa : caex: scale down [2026-04-06 15:38:06] PeacenLuv : noone shud short btc anyhow servz u right [2026-04-06 15:41:02] Shiro : 70800 🐄🥳 [2026-04-06 15:41:23] Shiro : Holly cow loading up 😈🐄 [2026-04-06 15:41:43] PeacenLuv : if i had known how to trade properly long btc i wudda been outta here by now [2026-04-06 15:42:45] contract details : ^ [2026-04-06 15:42:51] contract details : :kek: [2026-04-06 15:44:20] bmagic : Shiro: its like trying to tell your army to charge forward by calling UP!!!!! uPp!!!!!!! lONg!! [2026-04-06 15:45:18] Shiro : bmagic: shall I open up copy trade account magic?😄🌝 [2026-04-06 15:45:34] bmagic : Doom [2026-04-06 15:45:45] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 50,000 USD @ 69126.6539 ``` [2026-04-06 15:45:49] Gandalf the Grey : go trump go [2026-04-06 15:45:58] bmagic : Shiro: no u will become hated [2026-04-06 15:46:45] Shiro : Fs why you guys are bearish?!!! @Gandalf the Grey @bmagic it's not too early for that? [2026-04-06 15:46:59] Gandalf the Grey : it is a long bro [2026-04-06 15:47:02] Gandalf the Grey : not short [2026-04-06 15:47:27] Shiro : bmagic: magic tell me, if you want to copy me what's you prefer to put on 100-500-1000? [2026-04-06 15:47:37] Gandalf the Grey : It says Long in front of it 😭😭😭😭 [2026-04-06 15:48:06] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: sorry bro my bad I'm fking high right now 🤣 [2026-04-06 15:48:28] Gandalf the Grey : Nicuuu [2026-04-06 15:48:36] Gandalf the Grey : listen to snoop dogg [2026-04-06 15:48:49] GodBleesYou : any hope it will pump? [2026-04-06 15:49:00] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: listen to big flo & oli [2026-04-06 15:49:26] Gandalf the Grey : Bring 76k [2026-04-06 15:49:33] Gandalf the Grey : and I go Bangkok [2026-04-06 15:49:33] bmagic : Shiro: the daily trend too strong right now and evidence of head and shoulders completion fits the volume profile [2026-04-06 15:49:39] bmagic : Simple as that. Doom coming [2026-04-06 15:49:39] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: bting 126k!! [2026-04-06 15:50:33] Shiro : As shawn says i have a feeling this is just start of fomo, but I wanna get out at 72 and just wait the resistance is heavy there [2026-04-06 15:51:02] bmagic : Shiro: shawn is bullish [2026-04-06 15:51:08] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: 💰 [2026-04-06 15:51:35] GodBleesYou : bmagic: dam shawn is bullish? [2026-04-06 15:51:37] GodBleesYou : 😞 [2026-04-06 15:51:44] GodBleesYou : we gonna dive then [2026-04-06 15:51:49] Vaaachaaa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 2,400 USD @ 69675.7292 ``` [2026-04-06 15:51:57] Shiro : bmagic: shawn he's man of he's feelings 🤣 [2026-04-06 15:52:19] bmagic : I dunno im just telling everyone hes bullish to make them bearish [2026-04-06 15:52:51] bmagic : Seems to be the strongest manipulator of the markets in trollbox [2026-04-06 15:52:58] bmagic : TheinverseShawn [2026-04-06 15:53:06] GodBleesYou : bmagic: :) [2026-04-06 15:53:22] bmagic : Shawns actually bearish im pretty sure [2026-04-06 15:53:23] Vaaachaaa : godblessyou :) [2026-04-06 15:53:31] Shiro : bmagic: you didn't tell me? If you want to copy me which amount you prefer to $100-500-1k? 😄 [2026-04-06 15:53:51] bmagic : Shiro: i want you to pay me [2026-04-06 15:53:59] Shiro : Tell me I wanna create a copy trade 🌝 [2026-04-06 15:54:03] MANsa_MOONsa : short bus shorty [2026-04-06 15:54:14] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0020 XBT RPNL, -0.1661 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-06 15:54:22] MANsa_MOONsa : my family lol [2026-04-06 15:54:50] bmagic : You sold your family to short more? [2026-04-06 15:54:55] MANsa_MOONsa : i got 2 BTC to unload..... here goes lol [2026-04-06 15:55:00] GodBleesYou : Moo it for papa [2026-04-06 15:55:09] MANsa_MOONsa : na i never shorted more ... usually never add [2026-04-06 15:55:16] Dr.van_Doom666 : WHAT A SCAM!!!! [2026-04-06 15:55:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : FOOKING CRYPTO SCAMMERSSS [2026-04-06 15:55:53] MANsa_MOONsa : need 70,500 first [2026-04-06 15:55:56] Gandalf the Grey : Be careful bro [2026-04-06 15:55:59] Gandalf the Grey : useless loss [2026-04-06 15:56:20] MANsa_MOONsa : i know im already in tho.. it was my messup drunk and trading after a big win lol [2026-04-06 15:57:01] Shiro : I wanna short 72 but even that's scary 😶 [2026-04-06 15:57:20] Gandalf the Grey : No short now [2026-04-06 15:57:38] Vaaachaaa : I hate short [2026-04-06 15:57:43] Gandalf the Grey : We can get D breakout [2026-04-06 15:57:45] Gandalf the Grey : wait [2026-04-06 15:57:49] Vaaachaaa : short is for whale [2026-04-06 15:57:49] Gandalf the Grey : good chance now [2026-04-06 15:57:59] bmagic : Shorrttttt