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[2026-04-04 17:42:58] Vaaachaaa : wtf is this ^^ I don't understand
[2026-04-04 17:43:06] Vaaachaaa : what is this chart ?.
[2026-04-04 17:43:41] Vaaachaaa : blue bull red bear
[2026-04-04 17:43:45] Vaaachaaa : but ...
[2026-04-04 17:44:16] Vaaachaaa : I try to understand but I can't
[2026-04-04 17:45:30] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: while line is bear blue line is bull
[2026-04-04 17:45:49] GodBleesYou : whenever wining the algp gp with his side till fail
[2026-04-04 17:46:08] GodBleesYou : this wave you always catch the breakout and breakdown
[2026-04-04 17:46:09] Vaaachaaa : liquidation ?
[2026-04-04 17:46:16] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: non
[2026-04-04 17:46:22] GodBleesYou : it will flip
[2026-04-04 17:47:43] Vaaachaaa : yeah https://www.tradingview.com/x/KLxPkz9T/
[2026-04-04 17:48:41] Vaaachaaa : we'll see
[2026-04-04 17:54:06] bmagic : I think Bitcoins true economic value is below 50k
[2026-04-04 17:54:29] bmagic : Institutions are happy to sell to retail above this range
[2026-04-04 17:54:51] bmagic : Only microstrategy in boom or bust mode
[2026-04-04 17:56:44] Vaaachaaa : I want add a bit ..
[2026-04-04 17:56:51] Vaaachaaa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 100 USD @ 66829.3 ```
[2026-04-04 17:57:58] voixjomz : this is a no trade zone unless we break 68k
[2026-04-04 17:58:37] Vaaachaaa : voixjomz: this is why I want add if break..
[2026-04-04 18:00:00] Vaaachaaa : and to think that the first time I came here I dreamed of being a whale xD
[2026-04-04 18:00:26] voixjomz : https://imgur.com/undefined
[2026-04-04 18:00:54] voixjomz : https://imgur.com/0lt2Zv4
[2026-04-04 18:19:31] Benobi : Ya know they know what your algos does, all of you, right ?
[2026-04-04 18:20:04] Benobi : they are exactly tricking them, and all the bots, by fake breakout, grabbing the liqs, fuelling, hope, tricking bots and then cya
[2026-04-04 18:24:08] Vaaachaaa : add for me /position xbtusd
[2026-04-04 18:24:20] Vaaachaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 200 USD @ 67064.1334 ```
[2026-04-04 18:32:55] Vaaachaaa : where is my lambo?
[2026-04-04 18:51:53] Gandalf the Grey : you should have bought 67064 at 200 bro
[2026-04-04 18:51:55] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD
[2026-04-04 19:02:40] PeacenLuv : k i got the spiral curv chart bak on the 6hr trxbtusd bullish chart
[2026-04-04 19:02:59] PeacenLuv : xbtusd*
[2026-04-04 19:08:16] GodBleesYou : will it reject?
[2026-04-04 19:08:19] GodBleesYou : or will it pump
[2026-04-04 19:08:25] GodBleesYou : fly badger fly
[2026-04-04 19:09:31] GodBleesYou : the bigger the base higher in space xD
[2026-04-04 19:14:13] The Convids : I now buy BTC so I can trade oil haha 😁
[2026-04-04 19:15:05] GodBleesYou : Moo it!!!!!!
[2026-04-04 19:15:17] Gandalf the Grey : debearification pls
[2026-04-04 19:15:19] CaptainMooncoin : Easter fomo
[2026-04-04 19:15:37] CaptainMooncoin : Run for your liiiiiveesss
[2026-04-04 19:15:45] Vaaachaaa : yaaaa boys and girls :p
[2026-04-04 19:15:52] Vaaachaaa : rejected xD
[2026-04-04 19:16:35] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: just warming up the liqudtion engine
[2026-04-04 19:16:59] GodBleesYou : think how sexy a godly candle will look on the chart right now xD
[2026-04-04 19:25:37] Benobi : Easter "FOMO"... Seriously...
[2026-04-04 19:26:47] Benobi : Yes, please, do close all your shorts, all go long. actually, you're right, FOMO, MOONDAY cumming ! Green dildo in probably 1 hour !
[2026-04-04 19:26:59] Benobi : Don't miss it ! generation bottom
[2026-04-04 19:58:45] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 15,000 USD @ 66517.2246 ```
[2026-04-04 19:58:51] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-04 19:59:29] Shiro : Call me when we're at 70
[2026-04-04 20:03:49] Gandalf the Grey : Donald gonna say something on Monday I am sure
[2026-04-04 20:16:55] Pilot : /since ``` :bitmex: Pilot has been on BitMEX since Aug 20, 2016. ```
[2026-04-04 20:17:11] Pilot : Pumpa dumpa??
[2026-04-04 20:17:24] Pilot : Has everyone fastened their seatbelts?
[2026-04-04 20:17:43] Pilot : .
[2026-04-04 20:24:53] Gandalf the Grey : Next week gonna be peak
[2026-04-04 20:25:05] Gandalf the Grey : fomc, cpi, trump, everything
[2026-04-04 20:30:18] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc😄😄
[2026-04-04 20:31:28] Vaaachaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 300 USD @ 67217.9 ```
[2026-04-04 20:32:27] Vaaachaaa : go retest ?
[2026-04-04 20:40:10] Vaaachaaa : lil bubble !!!
[2026-04-04 20:46:06] Benobi : I forgot the name of the lads who said his liq was at 67500 (was it Gandalf ?) but this guy has been well defended X) he maybe got a chance to get away with it
[2026-04-04 20:46:38] Vaaachaaa : Benobi: hello :) ^^
[2026-04-04 20:47:06] Vaaachaaa : mariooo
[2026-04-04 20:50:20] FishyGuy : thats because we protect our gandalf. we all buy when it looks like he's gonna get liq'd
[2026-04-04 20:50:25] Vaaachaaa : impossible, gandalf is invincible
[2026-04-04 20:54:18] Benobi : Well, I'd say his door out is maybe now, if we dive, we start a retracing pattern.
[2026-04-04 20:54:42] Benobi : which may range for the whole fucking weekend
[2026-04-04 21:05:41] GodBleesYou : Moo it now
[2026-04-04 21:05:43] GodBleesYou : lets go!!!
[2026-04-04 21:06:41] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: 👽🙈
[2026-04-04 21:10:53] Vaaachaaa : 🌚
[2026-04-04 21:13:04] Vaaachaaa : PIPPIN USDT oO
[2026-04-04 21:20:41] MANsa_MOONsa : whos ur momma
[2026-04-04 21:20:47] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0017 XBT RPNL, 0.0042 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-04 21:21:28] Gandalf the Grey : bnb and bcash look cooked af
[2026-04-04 21:21:57] CaptainMooncoin : Up or down??
[2026-04-04 21:28:20] Gandalf the Grey : taking 60k SL before the real move may be nice
[2026-04-04 21:28:37] Gandalf the Grey : imagine holding long from there for months just to be taken out lol
[2026-04-04 21:46:41] MANsa_MOONsa : its goind down
[2026-04-04 21:48:53] Benobi : What price range or timeframe are your looking for Captain ?
[2026-04-04 21:52:48] MANsa_MOONsa : i cant stress 64700
[2026-04-04 21:53:02] MANsa_MOONsa : with holiday monday we def get it
[2026-04-04 21:53:20] Gandalf the Grey : 10 percent up or down from here
[2026-04-04 21:53:24] Gandalf the Grey : any experts
[2026-04-04 22:04:03] GreedyBastard : This stupid weekend retail pa always fks up every breakdown momentum
[2026-04-04 22:07:59] Benobi : +
[2026-04-04 22:08:47] Benobi : they always fight the hell out to lure the retail in the weekend to throw their money out so they can fuck them on monday
[2026-04-04 22:12:11] GreedyBastard : Exactly, pretty exhausting tho to always take timeframes into account too, used to be less so, the typical sundaymoves were retaildriven, even those are very rare now
[2026-04-04 22:14:52] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: maybe in a month or two
[2026-04-04 22:15:02] GodBleesYou : for now we moooing
[2026-04-04 22:18:27] Abomohammed : Hi
[2026-04-04 22:27:47] thankyousomuch : i phoned with endrun
[2026-04-04 22:27:50] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-04 22:28:07] thankyousomuch : ebndrun dayed bullrun has ended
[2026-04-04 22:28:10] thankyousomuch : sayed
[2026-04-04 22:28:25] thankyousomuch : endrun sayed bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started
[2026-04-04 22:29:48] GodBleesYou : starting to look pretty good
[2026-04-04 22:30:05] thankyousomuch : GodBleesYou: below 100k looks like toilet of Mc donalds
[2026-04-04 22:30:09] GodBleesYou : we just need a 5-10% wick up and small bullrun can start
[2026-04-04 22:30:31] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-04 22:31:24] thankyousomuch : GodBleesYou: bullrun means 1 $ up and 30k down?
[2026-04-04 22:33:01] thankyousomuch : GodBleesYou: only clowns long now
[2026-04-04 22:36:11] thankyousomuch : @admin Arthur Hayes ,, btc reaches 200k by march" https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-bitcoin-billionaire-arthur-hayes-165050397.html arrrrrrrrrrrrrr :arthur:
[2026-04-04 22:38:20] thankyousomuch : yarr it begins the clowns ar longing
[2026-04-04 22:43:45] MrBritcoin : well this is exciting
[2026-04-04 22:44:16] MrBritcoin : Abomohammed: hello
[2026-04-04 22:51:00] Gandalf the Grey : good shorters did not get stopped out since 74k
[2026-04-04 22:54:54] GreedyBastard : We gots to go sub 67.1 in next hour
[2026-04-04 22:55:21] Gandalf the Grey : that is useless
[2026-04-04 22:55:35] Gandalf the Grey : bears need to smash 66k and take the trend to a new range so they can reshort
[2026-04-04 22:56:02] Gandalf the Grey : or bulls should finally stop out bears and it will keep on pumping for a few days
[2026-04-04 22:57:32] GreedyBastard : Well for me it does :')
[2026-04-04 23:01:54] GreedyBastard : Make that 12h red for a bottom wick test on the daily end of weekend for a breakdown into the weekly open
[2026-04-04 23:02:48] GreedyBastard : Close above daily doji would be in the camp of the bulls for the weekly open and I hate bulls
[2026-04-04 23:08:10] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: it gonna moooo real soon
[2026-04-04 23:08:13] GodBleesYou : real real soon
[2026-04-04 23:08:27] GodBleesYou : i give it few hours max
[2026-04-04 23:08:34] GodBleesYou : or we fall to sideways again
[2026-04-04 23:09:26] Gandalf the Grey : next week will give direction
[2026-04-04 23:09:28] Gandalf the Grey : we have news
[2026-04-04 23:09:33] Gandalf the Grey : and Donald will open his mouth again
[2026-04-04 23:16:34] GodBleesYou : bears fighting for there life on my chart @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-04-04 23:16:48] GodBleesYou : it is abour to flip on all 3 time freams in the same time range
[2026-04-04 23:16:58] GodBleesYou : market maker cooking...
[2026-04-05 00:08:46] thankyousomuch : GodBleesYou: life below 100k
[2026-04-05 00:09:05] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-05 00:36:54] MANsa_MOONsa : down
[2026-04-05 00:37:18] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0024 XBT RPNL, 0.0079 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-05 00:40:16] ninnk : ni-howdy
[2026-04-05 00:40:25] ninnk : god bless america
[2026-04-05 00:40:31] ninnk : what the hell is even a kilometer?
[2026-04-05 00:43:18] GodBleesYou : ninnk: Mo it
[2026-04-05 00:44:03] ninnk : yessir short squeeze is almost guaranteed at this point. so many shorts opened since last week
[2026-04-05 00:44:33] ninnk : i wouldnt expect it to go hire than 70500 tho
[2026-04-05 00:45:05] ninnk : hopefully i'm wrong and we get 78k utad
[2026-04-05 00:45:16] ninnk : :doge:
[2026-04-05 00:46:52] thankyousomuch : ninnk: bulltard?
[2026-04-05 00:46:55] thankyousomuch : bulltat
[2026-04-05 00:47:00] thankyousomuch : bulltad
[2026-04-05 00:47:29] thankyousomuch : :pepe: bulltad
[2026-04-05 00:49:03] ninnk : 예
[2026-04-05 00:49:25] thankyousomuch : 😳
[2026-04-05 00:49:46] thankyousomuch : :Arthur:예
[2026-04-05 00:50:03] thankyousomuch : :Arthur:예🐮?
[2026-04-05 00:50:29] thankyousomuch : :Arthur:예💫
[2026-04-05 00:50:34] ninnk : 아니요
[2026-04-05 00:50:52] ninnk : wtf actually :kek:
[2026-04-05 00:51:53] GodBleesYou : ninnk: yeah only Mooo for now
[2026-04-05 00:52:01] GodBleesYou : pepole to bearish
[2026-04-05 00:52:03] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-05 00:52:51] ninnk : big move soon in either direction
[2026-04-05 00:52:54] thankyousomuch : GodBleesYou: btc cant be longed
[2026-04-05 00:54:29] thankyousomuch : bullrun has ended cause bulltard has started
[2026-04-05 01:03:02] Gandalf the Grey : Cant even test satan
[2026-04-05 01:03:08] Gandalf the Grey : easy longo
[2026-04-05 01:08:02] thankyousomuch : hire
[2026-04-05 01:08:08] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-05 01:10:09] thankyousomuch : Arrrlarm🚨:arthur:예🐃
[2026-04-05 01:10:09] ninnk : literally in the middle of the range
[2026-04-05 01:10:17] ninnk : you have to be deranged to take trades here
[2026-04-05 01:10:21] ninnk : i mean sure go for it
[2026-04-05 01:10:31] ninnk : its 50 50 anyway :pepe:
[2026-04-05 01:10:40] thankyousomuch : 1 % long
[2026-04-05 01:10:43] thankyousomuch : 99 % short
[2026-04-05 01:11:00] ninnk : ahahahah bro ahahahah
[2026-04-05 01:11:39] ninnk : warum liegt hier überhaupt stroh rum :kek:
[2026-04-05 01:11:40] ninnk : DED
[2026-04-05 01:15:57] Luke Short : meddl
[2026-04-05 01:19:37] thankyousomuch : AI can trade better than longers
[2026-04-05 01:19:46] thankyousomuch : 🐃
[2026-04-05 01:20:33] GodBleesYou : only Mo!!
[2026-04-05 01:20:51] GodBleesYou : anything else illgel
[2026-04-05 01:21:50] thankyousomuch : longers and saylor liquidated
[2026-04-05 01:22:00] thankyousomuch : lost last cent :pepe:
[2026-04-05 01:22:14] thankyousomuch : powered by bull run
[2026-04-05 01:22:26] thankyousomuch : unrun the bull
[2026-04-05 01:22:30] thankyousomuch : and pull the run
[2026-04-05 01:25:21] ninnk : https://x.com/Strategy/status/2023088526904967568
[2026-04-05 01:25:36] ninnk : gl
[2026-04-05 01:25:39] ninnk : :pepe:
[2026-04-05 01:33:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1500 USD @ 67097.6
[2026-04-05 01:35:35] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh fully bully
[2026-04-05 01:44:35] thankyousomuch : long btc if you dont like money
[2026-04-05 01:46:12] PeacenLuv : 😑vukin ltc 53 buk usd wat a joke
[2026-04-05 01:48:51] thankyousomuch : the long walk form 126k to 1k
[2026-04-05 01:49:00] thankyousomuch : from
[2026-04-05 01:51:18] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket:
[2026-04-05 01:52:18] thankyousomuch : SOmetimes bullruns ewnd and sometimes bullruns dont start
[2026-04-05 01:52:23] thankyousomuch : 😳
[2026-04-05 02:00:26] Gandalf the Grey : 67k is a homie
[2026-04-05 02:03:54] Gandalf the Grey : will bouncy right
[2026-04-05 02:04:54] ninnk : it's all up to neki's will at this point
[2026-04-05 02:05:22] ninnk : will his will will or will it willn't :pepe: stay tuned
[2026-04-05 02:06:18] CaptainMooncoin : Did they crush the fking Easter fomo?
[2026-04-05 02:06:40] CaptainMooncoin : Jesus not coming to help you motherfkers
[2026-04-05 02:06:40] Gandalf the Grey : mid to low 66k should bounce if still bulla
[2026-04-05 02:06:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.2300 ETH @ 2054.87 ($472.56)
[2026-04-05 02:19:29] 45th_blown_account : lets make BTC great ponzi again :doge:
[2026-04-05 02:20:42] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0024 XBT RPNL, 0.0239 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-05 02:21:24] MANsa_MOONsa : holiday dump
[2026-04-05 02:21:27] MANsa_MOONsa : :pepe:
[2026-04-05 02:21:32] PeacenLuv : just longs here btc
[2026-04-05 02:23:23] PeacenLuv : am wayyy too tiredcto trade anymore btc
[2026-04-05 02:25:48] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 66858 . inbound pumpaktion only
[2026-04-05 02:30:03] PeacenLuv : yawnnnn btc longstopscup 67111
[2026-04-05 02:47:08] Pilot : PeacenLuv: you riding a train bike g
[2026-04-05 02:47:41] Pilot : PeacenLuv: fold it up a shi
[2026-04-05 02:48:21] CaptainMooncoin : Where are the market makers now?
[2026-04-05 03:33:41] CaptainMooncoin : Crypto just froze, not doing anything anymore
[2026-04-05 03:34:11] CaptainMooncoin : Fking Easter fomo people need to pay for breakfast
[2026-04-05 04:13:38] MANsa_MOONsa : oooof
[2026-04-05 04:38:33] Jaysevu : /pnl btcm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 0.0129 XBT RPNL, -0.0023 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-05 04:43:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ENAUSDT`: Sell 66800 ENA @ 0.0782 ($5,223.76) - Your long got sent to the shadow realm
[2026-04-05 04:52:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `UNIUSDT`: Sell 3.1000 UNI @ 3.099 ($9.61)
[2026-04-05 05:11:08] CaptainMooncoin : Fking shit happening right now
[2026-04-05 05:23:06] CaptainMooncoin : When will this dump stop??
[2026-04-05 05:25:12] MANsa_MOONsa : tues
[2026-04-05 05:52:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66977.9 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-05 05:55:41] CaptainMooncoin : Ok I bought here for a bounce
[2026-04-05 05:56:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66891.3 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-05 05:58:24] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc
[2026-04-05 06:00:24] PeacenLuv : long entry 66957
[2026-04-05 06:07:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 9000 USD @ 66784.4
[2026-04-05 06:07:45] MANsa_MOONsa : daaaman
[2026-04-05 06:08:15] Gandalf the Grey : now lets see
[2026-04-05 06:08:24] Gandalf the Grey : if we break down or finish here
[2026-04-05 06:08:33] MANsa_MOONsa : down more
[2026-04-05 06:09:49] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Short - -30,000 USD @ 67263.9707 ```
[2026-04-05 06:10:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0049 XBT @ 66695.8 ($326.86) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-05 06:10:07] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -400,000 USD @ 67327.3726 ```
[2026-04-05 06:10:35] PeacenLuv : vukkk long entry btx 66754
[2026-04-05 06:11:14] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-04-05 06:13:44] Gandalf the Grey : sexy
[2026-04-05 06:13:52] Gandalf the Grey : hopefully we get a bigger move
[2026-04-05 06:14:05] MANsa_MOONsa : lets hope
[2026-04-05 06:14:12] PeacenLuv : enttry 66692 adding longs btc
[2026-04-05 06:14:23] MANsa_MOONsa : full TP set at 66800
[2026-04-05 06:14:29] MANsa_MOONsa : if it hits
[2026-04-05 06:14:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.0400 SOL @ 79.54 ($3.18)
[2026-04-05 06:14:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 798 Cont @ 79.53 ($4,228.12) - Enjoy the ramen seasoning packets, hero
[2026-04-05 06:14:47] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/hvI1JMli/
[2026-04-05 06:14:59] Gandalf the Grey : watching 1m if we get a long signal as we are at TP zone now
[2026-04-05 06:15:33] CaptainMooncoin : Where is that fking bounce?
[2026-04-05 06:15:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ENAUSDT`: Sell 6000 ENA @ 0.0767 ($460.20)
[2026-04-05 06:16:08] CaptainMooncoin : Starting to hate this day
[2026-04-05 06:16:18] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0023 XBT RPNL, 0.0622 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-05 06:18:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 66610.8
[2026-04-05 06:18:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HYPEUSDT`: Sell 181.2000 HYPE @ 35.526 ($6,522.42) - Ouchie Ouchie Yellow Line Touchie
[2026-04-05 06:18:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XMRUSDT`: Sell 3.0600 XMR @ 327.56 ($1,002.27)
[2026-04-05 06:18:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `MONUSDT`: Sell 93750 MON @ 0.026319 ($2,467.22) - Your long got sent to the shadow realm
[2026-04-05 06:18:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 36 Cont @ 2027.5 ($4,862.16) - Welcome to the 95% club, population: you
[2026-04-05 06:20:54] Gandalf the Grey : come on ber you can do better
[2026-04-05 06:21:18] MANsa_MOONsa : closed half
[2026-04-05 06:25:48] Gandalf the Grey : solid choice
[2026-04-05 06:25:55] MANsa_MOONsa : closed full
[2026-04-05 06:26:07] MANsa_MOONsa : done for now
[2026-04-05 06:26:13] MANsa_MOONsa : ill wait for next trigger
[2026-04-05 06:29:05] Gandalf the Grey : you are like me just bigger balls
[2026-04-05 07:06:56] CaptainMooncoin : So we going up now or what?
[2026-04-05 07:21:28] harryson : Go up thx me later
[2026-04-05 07:21:36] harryson : 1000x long
[2026-04-05 07:35:01] CaptainMooncoin : Going down more
[2026-04-05 07:42:49] CaptainMooncoin : harryson: I think you need to double check your strategy
[2026-04-05 07:51:07] The Convids : /pnl mstrusdt ``` :bitmex: MSTRUSDT: 82.46 USDT RPNL, -150.43 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-05 07:51:16] The Convids : ouchie
[2026-04-05 08:55:43] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc
[2026-04-05 09:03:39] Gandalf the Grey : yay more sideways
[2026-04-05 09:58:16] Luke Short : Good morning trollbox, what a wonderful day to explore the depths below 65k
[2026-04-05 10:17:27] Akdo : Sa
[2026-04-05 10:22:46] Gandalf the Grey : maybe tomorrow
[2026-04-05 10:22:49] Gandalf the Grey : or day after
[2026-04-05 10:22:53] Gandalf the Grey : today nth gonna happen
[2026-04-05 10:37:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 37800 USD @ 67111.8 - Nice try, paper hands
[2026-04-05 10:50:58] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: ,,,,
[2026-04-05 10:51:09] GodBleesYou : yea we fail into sideways...
[2026-04-05 10:51:11] GodBleesYou : dam...
[2026-04-05 10:51:13] GodBleesYou : :(
[2026-04-05 10:53:15] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i will be sad if it pump like crazy now after shaking me
[2026-04-05 10:53:28] GodBleesYou : now what i see is bull faild to breakup
[2026-04-05 10:53:39] GodBleesYou : sad day indid
[2026-04-05 11:16:04] CaptainMooncoin : This is gonna fall so hard everyone is gonna run screaming
[2026-04-05 11:22:20] Benobi : CaptainMooncoin: I said it Friday :this weekend will be despicable as hell.
[2026-04-05 11:28:53] Gandalf the Grey : the opportunity will present itself. be patient
[2026-04-05 11:29:12] Gandalf the Grey : volatility is super low. big move soon.
[2026-04-05 11:29:16] Gandalf the Grey : we can enter big
[2026-04-05 11:48:38] bluemaster : Plain market price observation : It is going up like my dick without blue pills ,
[2026-04-05 11:48:45] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 297,200 USD @ 70753.8826 ```
[2026-04-05 11:48:50] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 212,900 USD @ 69074.6075 ```
[2026-04-05 11:48:53] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-04-05 11:49:17] bluemaster : that is all for me one message in few days ,you probably all sick from me anyway
[2026-04-05 12:07:03] Gandalf the Grey : Trump's deadline will expire 30 min after market open on Monday lmao
[2026-04-05 12:11:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 5588 XRP @ 1.2955 ($7,235.51) - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps
[2026-04-05 12:17:58] CaptainMooncoin : This will fall really hard
[2026-04-05 12:33:06] CaptainMooncoin : Trump is a pedophile
[2026-04-05 12:33:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.1100 SOL @ 79.24 ($8.71)
[2026-04-05 12:34:09] CaptainMooncoin : It is beginning
[2026-04-05 12:35:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66709 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-05 12:36:22] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-05 12:42:53] Gandalf the Grey : Batman at zOOO
[2026-04-05 12:42:58] Gandalf the Grey : MY Love was truuuuu
[2026-04-05 12:45:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 0.8151 ($5.44)
[2026-04-05 12:47:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSD`: Sell 82 Cont @ 1.2802 ($1,400.44)
[2026-04-05 12:49:20] CaptainMooncoin : It is going into hell
[2026-04-05 12:49:43] Gandalf the Grey : wait for confirmu
[2026-04-05 12:49:48] Gandalf the Grey : can still bouncy
[2026-04-05 12:49:52] Gandalf the Grey : very risky now
[2026-04-05 12:50:20] Benobi : Do not beso confident, Captain, the Market Makers are expert to make you believe you're winning just to break your nerves with an unexpected rebound.
[2026-04-05 12:55:30] Benobi : just. like. now. aznd of course the trick is that you never know when it breaks for good
[2026-04-05 13:02:47] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: super risky right now lol
[2026-04-05 13:03:31] GodBleesYou : bmex the only safe haven <3
[2026-04-05 13:05:07] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i still feel it will Mooo
[2026-04-05 13:05:31] Gjergj : "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
[2026-04-05 13:05:33] Gjergj : ok yellowman
[2026-04-05 13:05:52] Gjergj : suree, now lets put you to sleep
[2026-04-05 13:05:59] Gjergj : :kek:
[2026-04-05 13:07:08] Gjergj : Luke Short: you mean below 40k right
[2026-04-05 13:10:38] Atlemos : Benobi we need to pump this up, crypto market on the stake
[2026-04-05 13:12:07] caex : https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414
[2026-04-05 13:13:29] caex : Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day😄
[2026-04-05 13:14:07] Gjergj : sick monster
[2026-04-05 13:16:06] Benobi : The bluffing lad clearly at the wall, now it's all aboutwhat excuses will it find to not bomb Iran ?
[2026-04-05 13:16:56] Benobi : The guy who said he wanted to help Iranians take back their country can"t really be the one destroying all the civilians stuff, right ?
[2026-04-05 13:19:31] Luke Short : Gjergj: hell yes, that would be great
[2026-04-05 13:22:11] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh
[2026-04-05 13:25:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 50 Cont @ 78.82 ($263.25)
[2026-04-05 13:27:30] BMEXcheers : https://ibb.co/S7NxLck2 5min tradingbot with a proift factor of 2
[2026-04-05 13:27:36] BMEXcheers : i dont know what any of that means
[2026-04-05 13:31:23] BMEXcheers : Total Trades: 5,873 Win Rate: 59.9% Profit Factor: 2.61 Avg PnL per Trade: 0.331% Max Drawdown: -9.66% Trades per Month: 56.8 Sharpe Ratio: 21.83 Fill Rate: 67.2% Stop Losses Hit: 234 (4.0%) Timeframe: 5-minute Period: Aug 2017 - Apr 2026 (8.5 years)
[2026-04-05 13:31:25] BMEXcheers : thoughts?
[2026-04-05 13:51:06] PeacenLuv : bullish dip btc pumpincoming longittup lezgohh btc bottomed
[2026-04-05 13:52:05] PeacenLuv : btc up up and away
[2026-04-05 14:15:21] PeacenLuv : yup longstops up 66666 . u guyz ztil throwin rox at gzuz
[2026-04-05 14:15:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `AAVEUSDT`: Sell 0.9000 AAVE @ 90.73 ($81.62)
[2026-04-05 14:16:51] PeacenLuv : whos shortin the corn here now
[2026-04-05 14:18:45] PeacenLuv : adding longs xbtusdperps
[2026-04-05 14:38:42] PeacenLuv : poooompahhh btc lezgohh
[2026-04-05 14:45:01] PeacenLuv : 😟btcz movement is not random but very predictable by past data
[2026-04-05 14:46:08] PeacenLuv : jus skip the othr schit that makes u feel differently
[2026-04-05 14:46:24] PeacenLuv : ez
[2026-04-05 14:47:16] PeacenLuv : catcjing knivez way more riskee
[2026-04-05 14:48:28] PeacenLuv : trump lovz munnee i dohnt
[2026-04-05 14:48:54] PeacenLuv : i just need it
[2026-04-05 14:49:20] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁feel free to throw it away
[2026-04-05 14:50:10] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66883
[2026-04-05 14:50:37] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhhweeeehhh btc
[2026-04-05 14:51:20] PeacenLuv : gunna buy a bukin spaceship
[2026-04-05 14:52:07] PeacenLuv : throw some rocks at planetz
[2026-04-05 14:52:56] PeacenLuv : gotta b pamaspermia ot wutevr
[2026-04-05 14:53:05] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁
[2026-04-05 14:53:15] PeacenLuv : drippin btc
[2026-04-05 14:53:35] PeacenLuv : yukkkkkk
[2026-04-05 14:53:50] PeacenLuv : iz vukinn gross
[2026-04-05 14:55:05] PeacenLuv : 1zt time i thought she blew my brainz outta my dyk
[2026-04-05 14:55:23] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁
[2026-04-05 14:56:15] PeacenLuv : u guyz caused all thiz btc schitt to happen
[2026-04-05 14:56:49] PeacenLuv : so wutevr hav at her
[2026-04-05 14:57:10] PeacenLuv : goforitt
[2026-04-05 14:57:47] PeacenLuv : longstops 66665
[2026-04-05 15:00:24] PeacenLuv : i may need a dr for som testosterone
[2026-04-05 15:04:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BCHUSDT`: Sell 0.3900 BCH @ 424.1 ($165.35)
[2026-04-05 15:26:16] Gandalf the Grey : Pump it
[2026-04-05 15:27:20] Gandalf the Grey : did donald say sth
[2026-04-05 15:28:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 800 USD @ 67455.1 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-05 15:30:13] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-05 15:30:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0291 XBT @ 67586.3 ($1,966.25)
[2026-04-05 15:30:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 20900 USD @ 67683.4 - Leverage ate your lunch and your stack
[2026-04-05 15:31:22] Shiro : 70 retest coming
[2026-04-05 15:32:03] Simio_Long : what tha fox!!??
[2026-04-05 15:32:51] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 15,000 USD @ 66517.2246 ```
[2026-04-05 15:33:01] Shiro : First TP 69
[2026-04-05 15:33:17] Shiro : Second TP 71200
[2026-04-05 15:33:53] Simio_Long : @Shiro today?
[2026-04-05 15:34:27] Shiro : Simio_Long: I don't think so maybe 69 by asia opening
[2026-04-05 15:35:29] PeacenLuv : 😛lol that was weird i thought we dumped
[2026-04-05 15:36:06] GreedyBastard : Tf happened?
[2026-04-05 15:36:09] CaptainMooncoin : Beras are fooked
[2026-04-05 15:36:13] PeacenLuv : that was gewd crazy pump . i was shopping online hete
[2026-04-05 15:36:27] PeacenLuv : here distracted
[2026-04-05 15:37:02] PeacenLuv : im green long xbtusd woooooohhhhhweeeeeehhhhh
[2026-04-05 15:37:15] PeacenLuv : CaptainMooncoin: yup
[2026-04-05 15:37:15] GreedyBastard : Fokking scamcoin always the same nonsense
[2026-04-05 15:37:32] GodBleesYou : omg lol
[2026-04-05 15:37:43] PeacenLuv : fallingggg uppppp btc
[2026-04-05 15:38:38] PeacenLuv : lol 30min pumpy az vuk cbtusd
[2026-04-05 15:38:51] PeacenLuv : xbtusdperp
[2026-04-05 15:40:11] contract details : another day another scam
[2026-04-05 15:41:16] GreedyBastard : Untradable bs with these minutepumps
[2026-04-05 15:41:27] contract details : thank emperor trump
[2026-04-05 15:41:32] contract details : the first of his name
[2026-04-05 15:45:34] GreedyBastard : I was a tr
[2026-04-05 15:45:50] GreedyBastard : I despise him now the motherfkr hope he drops dead
[2026-04-05 15:46:01] GreedyBastard : Trump fan*
[2026-04-05 15:46:11] GreedyBastard : Ta means nothing with trump alive
[2026-04-05 15:46:14] GodBleesYou : more doom?
[2026-04-05 15:46:24] GodBleesYou : contract details: when trump next tweet?
[2026-04-05 15:46:42] GreedyBastard : What did he tweet maybe?
[2026-04-05 15:50:09] Simio_Long : what a rejection in 1h
[2026-04-05 15:50:55] contract details : GodBleesYou: :arthur:
[2026-04-05 15:51:03] GreedyBastard : Of course this is nothing but fking asshole newsbased scam, the way is down that ginger ugly dog should keep his filthy hands of this market
[2026-04-05 15:51:46] MANsa_MOONsa : holaaaa
[2026-04-05 15:52:01] MANsa_MOONsa : happy day happy day
[2026-04-05 15:55:47] contract details : ai must be really great for schizo people, this is how i make sure i am draining a lake or making trump chase more oil: It is an incredibly fascinating question that touches on the mind-bending reality of population genetics. The short answer is a paradox: The odds of Donald Trump being genealogically related to Marcus Licinius Crassus are virtually 100%,
[2026-04-05 15:55:48] contract details : :arthur:
[2026-04-05 15:57:01] CaptainMooncoin : Bull trap
[2026-04-05 16:01:10] Dario1 : No similarities between them
[2026-04-05 16:01:22] Dario1 : Roman emperor Crassus and his son fought on the front lines against Iran
[2026-04-05 16:01:27] Dario1 : and were killed in action
[2026-04-05 16:01:36] Dario1 : Trump and his sons send others to die
[2026-04-05 16:01:49] Dario1 : meanwhile his sons and connections get rich by insider trading :arthur:
[2026-04-05 16:01:56] contract details : hehe!!!
[2026-04-05 16:02:04] contract details : soon we will see trump jr leading the us army!
[2026-04-05 16:02:14] contract details : it's funny how ai always agrees with you first even in 2026
[2026-04-05 16:02:19] Dario1 : from his bedroom yes
[2026-04-05 16:02:26] Dario1 : he is leading the markets right now
[2026-04-05 16:02:27] contract details : then it tells you the obvious there is 0 relationship but first it says yes of course 100%!
[2026-04-05 16:02:30] Dario1 : so why not the army as well
[2026-04-05 16:02:35] contract details : same thing no?
[2026-04-05 16:05:17] Dario1 : At least AI is polite 😛
[2026-04-05 16:05:36] Dario1 : Look how it replied after I convinced him he was wrong:
[2026-04-05 16:05:40] Dario1 : "You essentially out-debated the current guardrails of my historical programming by applying pure logic, which is exactly how these models get stress-tested and improved!"
[2026-04-05 16:06:10] Dario1 : Another one: "future models are being trained to be more intellectually humble"
[2026-04-05 16:06:31] Dario1 : and that was Gemini Pro latest version :kek:
[2026-04-05 16:13:21] contract details : gemini pro does the weirdest shit tbh
[2026-04-05 16:13:33] contract details : even when coding it starts making python scripts instead of writing to files directly
[2026-04-05 16:13:35] contract details : :arthur:
[2026-04-05 16:14:42] Dario1 : yeah indeed
[2026-04-05 16:14:52] Dario1 : They say its IQ is around 130 and capable of complex thinking, but I am not impressed yet :arthur:
[2026-04-05 16:41:21] PeacenLuv : chek volume 30min bullish
[2026-04-05 16:44:48] Dario1 : According to professor Robert Pape, Iran is emerging as the 4th global center of power, after US, China, Russia
[2026-04-05 16:44:49] Dario1 : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kztXemAqO40
[2026-04-05 16:45:20] Dario1 : Fun part is, Iran never intended to become a superpower 😄
[2026-04-05 16:45:27] PeacenLuv : if half the peeps load .5 btc we r good
[2026-04-05 16:46:14] PeacenLuv : got my choclate easter eggs deluvered to desk
[2026-04-05 16:46:33] PeacenLuv : vukin rabnits a bunch of snakez
[2026-04-05 16:47:17] PeacenLuv : i dtill got more questions to answer
[2026-04-05 16:47:44] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 67111
[2026-04-05 16:51:13] KNK : why it is no longer possible to open a position with stop market/loss order?
[2026-04-05 16:51:34] KNK : Am I missing a checkbox somewhere?
[2026-04-05 16:52:41] PeacenLuv : KNK: yeah theres new things showung make sure yur not in conditions . some changes help . i dohnohh whos running the house
[2026-04-05 16:53:08] PeacenLuv : conditional ie
[2026-04-05 16:53:23] Gandalf the Grey : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell Long USD @ undefined XBTUSD: Sell Long 40,000 USD @ 67580 ```
[2026-04-05 16:53:28] PeacenLuv : evwryhtings vukked up lol get used to it
[2026-04-05 16:53:33] Gandalf the Grey : give retest suka
[2026-04-05 16:53:36] Gandalf the Grey : so I can exitus
[2026-04-05 16:55:17] KNK : PeacentLuv: Thank You
[2026-04-05 16:55:24] PeacenLuv : blame it on tokyo
[2026-04-05 16:55:37] PeacenLuv : KNK: i try
[2026-04-05 16:55:40] KNK : a whole new dropdown instead of checkbox is weird
[2026-04-05 16:55:48] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘arry1
[2026-04-05 16:56:12] PeacenLuv : KNK: yeah there must b advantages
[2026-04-05 16:56:55] PeacenLuv : if i owned this crack schak id make it easier fir avg joe to get sum too
[2026-04-05 16:57:29] PeacenLuv : best cazinoh has most winners
[2026-04-05 16:57:47] PeacenLuv : less crybaybeez
[2026-04-05 16:58:09] PeacenLuv : bmex has supply my bet
[2026-04-05 16:58:33] PeacenLuv : small asks though thin bullish
[2026-04-05 16:59:00] PeacenLuv : i watch order sezk yawn sux
[2026-04-05 16:59:10] PeacenLuv : dezk
[2026-04-05 17:00:01] PeacenLuv : never mizzed the end of a doobee with a lighter
[2026-04-05 17:00:55] PeacenLuv : i cant believe japanese ladeez actually do porn
[2026-04-05 17:01:12] PeacenLuv : theyr so pretty lol
[2026-04-05 17:01:33] PeacenLuv : tokyo ladeez specifically
[2026-04-05 17:01:55] PeacenLuv : they prolly dont
[2026-04-05 17:02:42] PeacenLuv : im adding xbtusd perpz to my bags long . i thought bags sucked always but heyy
[2026-04-05 17:03:07] PeacenLuv : bag the satosheez
[2026-04-05 17:03:33] PeacenLuv : http://www.statueofsatoshi.com
[2026-04-05 17:03:52] PeacenLuv : believe it u can see it
[2026-04-05 17:04:05] PeacenLuv : 😳
[2026-04-05 17:04:31] PeacenLuv : hez prolly a mean mofo my bet
[2026-04-05 17:04:52] PeacenLuv : blakcat
[2026-04-05 17:05:28] PeacenLuv : am pointing the vukin finger
[2026-04-05 17:05:38] PeacenLuv : 😁😁
[2026-04-05 17:05:54] PeacenLuv : bookem danohh
[2026-04-05 17:30:34] jotrader : any news why we pumpin?
[2026-04-05 17:37:58] Gandalf the Grey : Trumps spoke
[2026-04-05 17:38:30] Gandalf the Grey : Neki also realigned chakras
[2026-04-05 17:38:49] Gandalf the Grey : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell Long USD @ undefined XBTUSD: Sell Long 40,000 USD @ 67580 ```
[2026-04-05 17:38:53] Gandalf the Grey : get me out
[2026-04-05 18:02:09] Gandalf the Grey : 30M volume between 67.4k and 67.8k
[2026-04-05 18:48:11] MANsa_MOONsa : down
[2026-04-05 18:48:22] MANsa_MOONsa : oops
[2026-04-05 18:48:24] MANsa_MOONsa : ok
[2026-04-05 18:50:13] GreedyBastard : What did trump say few hours ago guys?
[2026-04-05 19:23:44] JohnKennedy : Xauusd been burning me
[2026-04-05 19:24:35] JohnKennedy : @greedy bastard he said Allahu Akbar finally😂✌️
[2026-04-05 19:26:17] MANsa_MOONsa : dont fprget.. sunday pumps equal monday dumps
[2026-04-05 19:32:41] GreedyBastard : JohnKennedy: imagi🤣🤣🤣
[2026-04-05 19:32:53] GreedyBastard : Imagine *
[2026-04-05 19:42:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 100 SOL @ 79.64 ($7,961.80) - Welcome to the 95% club, population: you
[2026-04-05 19:47:32] contract details : MANsa_MOONsa: but every tuestday and rest of the week have reversed monday
[2026-04-05 19:47:47] contract details : so monday scam into all week retrace would mean now monday dump into all week scam ehehe
[2026-04-05 19:47:56] contract details : isnt the botted economy fuuun
[2026-04-05 19:48:26] contract details : something happens and brrrr 5m candle 10% up and down yeehaaa real growth, real value companies!! :pepe: :rocket: :poop:
[2026-04-05 20:08:56] thankyousomuch : bear market
[2026-04-05 20:11:56] PeacenLuv : whos the geniuses that sed btc berazzez r fooooked
[2026-04-05 20:13:17] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: hi 126k top longer
[2026-04-05 20:13:49] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-05 20:16:41] PeacenLuv : they got about 60k usd pfft to get their schitt straight
[2026-04-05 20:18:07] thankyousomuch : life below 100k :pepe: