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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-04-03 15:01:00] Dario1 : kroleg666: Also, they have the money and resources to spend weeks hyper-optimizing a very small, specific chunk of code for one exact processor [2026-04-03 15:01:13] Dario1 : So for them a hand-written Assembly can still edge out a C++ compiler [2026-04-03 15:01:18] kroleg666 : Dario1: I doubt. they can't outplay actual compiler in optimization [2026-04-03 15:01:28] kroleg666 : citation needed [2026-04-03 15:02:00] Dario1 : kroleg666: I don't have an opinion on this. That's what experts working at those institutions told me about their experience [2026-04-03 15:02:14] kroleg666 : was it on 1st april? [2026-04-03 15:02:17] kroleg666 : maybe they're trolling hard [2026-04-03 15:02:40] kroleg666 : sure I see assembly snippers within linux kernel code [2026-04-03 15:02:47] Dario1 : kroleg666: Have you ever worked for an institutional trader? You obviously have no idea [2026-04-03 15:02:47] kroleg666 : but only for specific cases [2026-04-03 15:02:55] Dario1 : Talk to them and find out for yourself [2026-04-03 15:03:02] Dario1 : I am not going to argue [2026-04-03 15:03:17] kroleg666 : Dario1: maybe they tell ppl that so that ppl went on hopeless endeavors [2026-04-03 15:03:22] kroleg666 : and waste time [2026-04-03 15:03:32] contract details : can they outplay claude opus [2026-04-03 15:03:33] kroleg666 : I can't imagine how would a human beat compiler [2026-04-03 15:03:34] contract details : that is the real question [2026-04-03 15:03:34] Dario1 : kroleg666: No, he was a very good close high school friend [2026-04-03 15:03:35] contract details : :arthur: [2026-04-03 15:03:59] Dario1 : but I have heard the same from many other reliable sources [2026-04-03 15:04:11] kroleg666 : Dario1: well next time ask him to do some benchmarks, i.e. their hand-crafted assembly vs same logic coded in C++ and compiled by gcc or clang [2026-04-03 15:04:40] Dario1 : kroleg666: You think they haven't done benchmarks already? lol don't make me laugh [2026-04-03 15:04:52] kroleg666 : > to spend weeks hyper-optimizing a very small, specific chunk of code for one exact processor and then new processor comes out and they need more weeks to rewrite half of their assembly [2026-04-03 15:04:57] kroleg666 : meanwhile other traders are taking their profits [2026-04-03 15:05:06] kroleg666 : because on C++ you just recompile [2026-04-03 15:05:08] kroleg666 : and thats it [2026-04-03 15:05:26] Dario1 : kroleg666: again, go talk to one or two of them. Right now you have no clue mate [2026-04-03 15:05:45] kroleg666 : it's impossible for human or even a team of humans to adapt their assembly code (which may be tens of thousands of lines at least) to newer CPU [2026-04-03 15:05:50] kroleg666 : in reasonable time [2026-04-03 15:05:53] kroleg666 : just purely impossible [2026-04-03 15:05:57] kroleg666 : it's madness [2026-04-03 15:06:12] kroleg666 : I can imagine why they may stick to their assembly, but that's not because of 'speed' [2026-04-03 15:06:19] kroleg666 : but because they aren't programmers and they don't trust any programmer [2026-04-03 15:06:35] kroleg666 : it's just legacy trap [2026-04-03 15:06:39] kroleg666 : too scared to fix [2026-04-03 15:06:53] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 14,000 USD @ 66638.6784 ``` [2026-04-03 15:07:15] kroleg666 : if they had unlimited money and wanted REALLY low latency they would manufacture their own CPU specifically for specific task [2026-04-03 15:07:32] kroleg666 : hand-crafted assembly on generic CPU is jack of no trades [2026-04-03 15:08:14] kroleg666 : if they're in legacy trap they might also be using ancient CPUs [2026-04-03 15:08:22] kroleg666 : because assembly can't just work on different CPU in most cases [2026-04-03 15:08:47] thankyousomuch : She is running like a crank [2026-04-03 15:08:49] kroleg666 : unless they use only common x86 instructions and no optimizations [2026-04-03 15:08:51] kroleg666 : and no 64bit [2026-04-03 15:09:03] thankyousomuch : 🔁 [2026-04-03 15:09:34] Dario1 : Keep in mind, the majority of institutional bots are written in C++. Assembly is only used exclusively for absolute micro-optimizations in the most competitive HFT environments [2026-04-03 15:09:47] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: +!000 [2026-04-03 15:10:04] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: +1000 back ser mahalo [2026-04-03 15:10:15] Dario1 : how are you doing buddy? [2026-04-03 15:10:19] kroleg666 : Dario1: yes and it's probably embedded in C++ code same as linux kernel or some games [2026-04-03 15:10:25] Mr. Axelrod : i am absolutely enjoying the market [2026-04-03 15:10:39] Mr. Axelrod : and waiting for 50K :pepe: [2026-04-03 15:10:41] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: lovely [2026-04-03 15:10:50] kroleg666 : i.e. [2026-04-03 15:10:51] kroleg666 : > int main() { int temp = 0; int usernb = 3; __asm__ volatile ( "pusha \n" "mov eax, %0 \n" "inc eax \n" "mov ecx, %1 \n" "xor ecx, %1 \n" "mov %1, ecx \n" "mov eax, %1 \n" "popa \n" : // no output : "m" (temp), "m" (usernb) ); // input exit(0); } [2026-04-03 15:10:54] Dario1 : same I was talking about 40-50Ks last night [2026-04-03 15:10:59] thankyousomuch : yes bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started [2026-04-03 15:11:10] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: patience is the key [2026-04-03 15:11:13] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,141.56 USDT RPNL, 1,459.24 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-04-03 15:11:16] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,200.16 USDT RPNL, 848.40 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-04-03 15:11:20] thankyousomuch : 90 years of down to come [2026-04-03 15:11:20] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 688.79 USDT RPNL, 82.96 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-04-03 15:11:25] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0034 XBT RPNL, 0.0110 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-03 15:11:38] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: absolutely and well played 😍 [2026-04-03 15:11:47] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: :heart: [2026-04-03 15:11:53] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: <3 [2026-04-03 15:12:04] Mr. Axelrod : where is our BlissRP :doge: [2026-04-03 15:12:11] Mr. Axelrod : and where is facking SHAWN the CLOWN [2026-04-03 15:12:15] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur: [2026-04-03 15:12:26] Mr. Axelrod : @admin can I spam the TB for a bit [2026-04-03 15:12:28] Mr. Axelrod : ? [2026-04-03 15:13:09] BitMEX_Anastasia : 😛 [2026-04-03 15:14:29] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Anastasia: plz i sincerelt request you :pray: [2026-04-03 15:14:36] Mr. Axelrod : I really need to spam the TB [2026-04-03 15:14:40] Mr. Axelrod : been a while for me [2026-04-03 15:14:48] Mr. Axelrod : and my doctor as suggested me [2026-04-03 15:16:36] thankyousomuch : Dr. Pullrun [2026-04-03 15:17:22] thankyousomuch : Mr. Axelrod means [2026-04-03 15:28:11] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc 126758 [2026-04-03 15:30:17] PeacenLuv : lonstops up 66858 [2026-04-03 15:30:52] thankyousomuch : q @PeacenLuv 126k top :pepe: [2026-04-03 15:32:25] thankyousomuch : 🕛📉 [2026-04-03 15:33:24] thankyousomuch : :pepe:🕥📉 [2026-04-03 15:38:27] PeacenLuv : HODL BTC [2026-04-03 15:53:20] PeacenLuv : no stops btc longs sexy [2026-04-03 15:53:31] PeacenLuv : same no bras [2026-04-03 16:19:29] PeacenLuv : longentry btc 66599 poompahh [2026-04-03 16:20:02] PeacenLuv : close long liquid 66666.67 on anuthr [2026-04-03 16:20:41] PeacenLuv : u do it a lot and it happens a lot bazikly [2026-04-03 16:20:58] The Beast : switched to classic theme. what a nostalgic feeling when i had that 48 BTC [2026-04-03 16:21:07] PeacenLuv : changes fazt too btc [2026-04-03 16:21:37] PeacenLuv : pump incoming lezgohh [2026-04-03 16:22:11] PeacenLuv : i hav 2 sisters so im pretty tame when it comes to ladeez [2026-04-03 16:22:34] PeacenLuv : they think theyr big bossez [2026-04-03 16:23:02] PeacenLuv : om not either [2026-04-03 16:23:31] PeacenLuv : no competition [2026-04-03 16:26:20] PeacenLuv : was chainsmokin doobeez recently i hadvno light [2026-04-03 16:27:59] Luke Short : where is my short entry [2026-04-03 16:30:24] bmagic : 100k possible on this reversal [2026-04-03 16:30:29] bmagic : 77k likely [2026-04-03 16:33:57] Luke Short : oh we have a reversal... again... 🚬 [2026-04-03 16:34:08] Luke Short : no waaaay 🚬 [2026-04-03 16:36:37] ninnk : lmao did you guys notice the world didn't end in 2012? :pepe: [2026-04-03 16:37:01] Gandalf the Grey : it did end [2026-04-03 16:37:05] Gandalf the Grey : this is just overtime [2026-04-03 16:38:58] Luke Short : no 100k without a second low at 60 [2026-04-03 16:39:01] Luke Short : no fucking way [2026-04-03 16:39:06] Luke Short : not possible [2026-04-03 16:39:23] Luke Short : law of phsics [2026-04-03 16:39:55] ninnk : what if stars are actually capacitors and the simulation is still running because they still have power stored in them :pepe: [2026-04-03 16:40:18] contract details : salt in the water storing electricity and shit [2026-04-03 16:45:39] ninnk : they glow in the dark man [2026-04-03 16:45:53] bmagic : ninnk: the supermeganova that will end the world exploded in 2012 [2026-04-03 16:46:06] bmagic : It will catch up to us eventually [2026-04-03 16:46:22] Luke Short : daily candle almost red again - ggs 🚬 thanks for trying to get 67k, bullas [2026-04-03 16:49:15] Luke Short : oh we try again for the 50th time [2026-04-03 16:49:22] Luke Short : this time will be different [2026-04-03 17:11:58] bmagic : ? [2026-04-03 17:12:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 300 DOGE @ 0.09206 ($27.61) [2026-04-03 17:12:12] bmagic : Dude you know how markets move right [2026-04-03 17:12:56] bmagic : We been bullish for 3 + years and you decide to be perma bear on a relief recovery attempt [2026-04-03 17:13:01] bmagic : At the bottom [2026-04-03 17:13:40] bmagic : 50 times retested would be ultra bullush [2026-04-03 17:13:45] bmagic : Mooooooo [2026-04-03 17:20:30] Dario1 : Moooo [2026-04-03 17:25:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 5760 DOGE @ 0.09245 ($532.39) [2026-04-03 17:32:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 5610 DOGE @ 0.09254 ($519.05) [2026-04-03 17:33:11] Luke Short : bmagic: "relief recovery attempt" is no trend reversal signal for me [2026-04-03 17:33:14] Luke Short : never heard about that [2026-04-03 17:42:03] Atlemos : The only one who can save us now is Krow the Krowleg! [2026-04-03 17:47:06] Atlemos : dump test [2026-04-03 17:47:30] Luke Short : it's just a test bro 🚬 [2026-04-03 17:51:10] BMEXcheers : what if we take the bottom 100 trades [2026-04-03 17:51:14] BMEXcheers : traders* [2026-04-03 17:51:22] BMEXcheers : and make a opposite bot from their stats [2026-04-03 17:51:23] BMEXcheers : lol [2026-04-03 17:51:35] BMEXcheers : you have a higher chance of being wrong than right [2026-04-03 18:03:26] bmagic : Luke Short: who said anything about a trend reversal? [2026-04-03 18:04:27] bmagic : Its a daily reversal [2026-04-03 18:04:53] bmagic : Buy the next dip [2026-04-03 18:05:06] Luke Short : bmagic: lterally you, sir [2026-04-03 18:05:11] Luke Short : no worries [2026-04-03 18:05:23] Luke Short : get rekt [2026-04-03 18:05:38] PeacenLuv : suoikoin ascending triangle big on a high 15min vs last 24hrs left to right [2026-04-03 18:06:06] bmagic : Luke Short: your english is half cooked [2026-04-03 18:06:56] PeacenLuv : stops up 0.0874 [2026-04-03 18:07:01] Luke Short : bmagic: we can write in german or spanish if you prefer [2026-04-03 18:08:13] Luke Short : 📞it's for you bulls, margin is calling [2026-04-03 18:11:24] bmagic : Luke Short: no need, i think you’ll have a temporary win, hopefully make the right choice to flip when the time comes [2026-04-03 18:11:54] bmagic : Doom is near but so is moon [2026-04-03 18:12:43] Luke Short : bmagic: if it helps - usually when everyone in trollbox is long and i am short it's me who is wrong [2026-04-03 18:13:19] bmagic : Im keen to see if 64k range is going to be cut through like butter or fake the breakdown and pump the upside [2026-04-03 18:13:32] bmagic : I think its the latter based on what i see [2026-04-03 18:14:21] bmagic : There are some good signals for the breakdown but not enough for me to say this is it [2026-04-03 18:14:46] bmagic : Usually when there is conflict in the technicals it suggests a fakeout [2026-04-03 18:15:05] bmagic : Only time thats wrong is if there is prolonged sideways action [2026-04-03 18:15:20] Luke Short : it has to happen soon, i think so as well [2026-04-03 18:16:03] bmagic : Lets get it [2026-04-03 18:16:11] bmagic : :doge: [2026-04-03 18:18:29] Luke Short : all i want is a last low below 60 [2026-04-03 18:18:29] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/2Oe5bM7E/ [2026-04-03 18:21:02] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 66826 [2026-04-03 18:21:23] PeacenLuv : sui koin 15 ginna pump [2026-04-03 18:22:49] Luke Short : https://www.financialjuice.com/News/9519783/Iran-has-rejected-a-US-proposal-for-a-48-hour-ceasefire---Unnamed-source-tells-semi-official-Fars-News-Agency.aspx [2026-04-03 18:23:11] Luke Short : Iran didn't hear no bell [2026-04-03 18:31:45] BMEXcheers : they hunting that pilot [2026-04-03 18:31:45] BMEXcheers : heh [2026-04-03 18:38:20] GodBleesYou : Dario1: Mooo!!! [2026-04-03 18:38:44] GodBleesYou : lol everyone stat Mooing? arthur [2026-04-03 18:42:10] BlissRP : baaaaaa [2026-04-03 18:42:17] BlissRP : sheep it [2026-04-03 18:48:31] bmagic : GodBleesYou: its a dump attempt first [2026-04-03 18:48:40] bmagic : Then potential super moon [2026-04-03 18:49:16] GodBleesYou : bmagic: <3 [2026-04-03 18:49:20] GodBleesYou : lets fly [2026-04-03 18:49:39] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i baaaa it all day [2026-04-03 18:49:53] GodBleesYou : i have 4 goats in the farm land [2026-04-03 18:50:07] GodBleesYou : :arthur: [2026-04-03 18:50:14] Gandalf the Grey : Baaaaa cBaaaaaaaa [2026-04-03 18:50:18] GodBleesYou : aaa i have sheeps [2026-04-03 18:50:23] GodBleesYou : no goats [2026-04-03 18:50:24] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-04-03 18:50:30] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Moo!!!!! [2026-04-03 18:50:37] Gandalf the Grey : Do you ride them? [2026-04-03 18:50:57] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: no i just let them clean the grass [2026-04-03 18:51:12] GodBleesYou : tropical area so alot of green to eat [2026-04-03 18:51:27] GodBleesYou : bmagic: @Gandalf the Grey so it gonna dump hard now? [2026-04-03 18:51:36] GodBleesYou : and Moo to 80k? [2026-04-03 18:52:13] Gandalf the Grey : if we hold a strong trend sub 66k then hold short till the new range forms imo [2026-04-03 18:52:26] Gandalf the Grey : otherwise risk long from low 66k, high 65k. [2026-04-03 18:52:29] Gandalf the Grey : that is da plan for now [2026-04-03 18:53:48] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: same here lets hope for -10% wick then 30% pump xD [2026-04-03 18:53:54] GodBleesYou : some alts gonna pump 100% [2026-04-03 18:54:30] Gandalf the Grey : Ahla leyla ahla naaaas [2026-04-03 18:54:33] Gandalf the Grey : give me ananaaaaas [2026-04-03 18:56:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 4200 DOGE @ 0.09183 ($385.56) [2026-04-03 18:59:17] bmagic : GodBleesYou: somewhere around 62.7 to 65.4k [2026-04-03 19:03:44] Gandalf the Grey : i wanna catch a big ass move like 20 percent [2026-04-03 19:03:47] Gandalf the Grey : on 30x [2026-04-03 19:03:49] Gandalf the Grey : muhhhahahaha [2026-04-03 19:03:58] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah in the right direction [2026-04-03 19:04:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 2810 DOGE @ 0.09151 ($257.06) [2026-04-03 19:05:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 910 DOGE @ 0.09147 ($83.22) [2026-04-03 19:09:39] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/EspartanoPicks/status/2039838633838985222 , :pepe: [2026-04-03 19:12:00] Gandalf the Grey : COCKaine [2026-04-03 19:14:32] 45th_blown_account : bitconneeeeee [2026-04-03 19:15:07] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/jamjF8gxNIo?si=7TpFcuqgGvBdXCmQ , NU - Man O To :pepe: [2026-04-03 19:17:01] GodBleesYou : bmagic: yea i look at the same area [2026-04-03 19:17:07] GodBleesYou : worst case 58k [2026-04-03 19:17:28] GodBleesYou : it should happen today or tommarow [2026-04-03 19:31:57] Gandalf the Grey : euro is getting cooked [2026-04-03 19:42:42] Luke Short : it's not the euro getting cooked, but the usd pumpin [2026-04-03 19:45:16] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/h9C9KIJm/ [2026-04-03 19:56:23] PeacenLuv : profit in mkt uncertainty [2026-04-03 19:56:50] Vaaachaaa : first real trade?! [2026-04-03 19:56:59] Vaaachaaa : pump it ! [2026-04-03 20:04:43] CaptainMooncoin : Up or down? [2026-04-03 20:04:56] Vaaachaaa : CaptainMooncoin: nice question... [2026-04-03 20:05:14] Vaaachaaa : bids=2159 asks=2305 [2026-04-03 20:07:39] Vaaachaaa : CaptainMooncoin: stoch rsi strat ? xD [2026-04-03 20:40:52] CaptainMooncoin : Vaaachaaa: stoch rsi is the best [2026-04-03 20:41:03] Vaaachaaa : CaptainMooncoin: aha [2026-04-03 20:41:43] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: sir plz ? [2026-04-03 20:42:15] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: what buddy [2026-04-03 20:42:17] GodBleesYou : all good [2026-04-03 20:42:38] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: https://www.tradingview.com/x/bMHv6Gzg/ better ? [2026-04-03 20:42:57] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: what the stats? [2026-04-03 20:43:12] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: all good thx and you ? [2026-04-03 20:43:21] GodBleesYou : i will go for a bit [2026-04-03 20:43:24] GodBleesYou : BRB [2026-04-03 20:43:32] GodBleesYou : praze the lord [2026-04-03 20:43:33] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-04-03 20:44:09] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: ;) [2026-04-03 20:46:23] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: you are a pro sir you know my stats ;) [2026-04-03 20:50:11] Vaaachaaa : im solo with my hand my bot vs market vs signal telegram vip or other without acces ;'( [2026-04-03 21:04:32] thankyousomuch : 1 [2026-04-03 21:04:33] thankyousomuch : k [2026-04-03 21:04:48] thankyousomuch : :pepe: then bear market after [2026-04-03 21:06:59] thankyousomuch : Btc was vreated to be shorted [2026-04-03 21:14:10] CaptainMooncoin : FOMO [2026-04-03 21:17:36] thankyousomuch : beaflag [2026-04-03 21:17:41] thankyousomuch : bearflag [2026-04-03 21:17:43] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-04-03 21:17:45] thankyousomuch : 📉 [2026-04-03 21:18:06] FishyGuy : Vaaachaaa: you will learn to ignore noise [2026-04-03 21:18:29] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds will teach longers age of minimum wage [2026-04-03 21:18:44] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-04-03 21:19:06] Vaaachaaa : FishyGuy: right, thx [2026-04-03 21:19:21] FishyGuy : well at least the sarcasm isnt weak with you [2026-04-03 21:20:53] Vaaachaaa : FishyGuy: :S [2026-04-03 21:35:16] CaptainMooncoin : Easter fomo too fking strong [2026-04-03 21:38:54] thankyousomuch : muhhhhhhhhhhh 💫🐃 😳 [2026-04-03 21:39:12] thankyousomuch : sionce this day bullrun wasnt seen again [2026-04-03 21:49:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 1553 Cont @ 80.57 ($8,375.35) - RIP [2026-04-03 21:51:16] thankyousomuch : Hayes "btc will reach 200k by march " [2026-04-03 21:51:21] thankyousomuch : rekt [2026-04-03 21:51:49] thankyousomuch : bluemaster :pepe: [2026-04-03 21:52:13] thankyousomuch : 😳 [2026-04-03 22:08:04] thankyousomuch : China :pepe: [2026-04-03 22:08:24] thankyousomuch : 100x short [2026-04-03 22:11:44] CaptainMooncoin : Fomo over? [2026-04-03 22:25:41] bluemaster : thankyousomuch::me: [2026-04-03 22:26:31] bluemaster : /rpnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,497.12 USDT RPNL ``` [2026-04-03 22:27:30] bluemaster : /rpnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1054 XBT RPNL ``` [2026-04-03 22:28:50] bluemaster : when you see news like this buy how much you can : https://cryptoslate.com/bitcoin-safe-haven-fails-iran-oil-shock-10000-risk/ [2026-04-03 22:29:31] WeedMex : /since ``` :bitmex: WeedMex has been on BitMEX since Jul 8, 2018. ``` [2026-04-03 22:30:25] bluemaster : WeedMex: how many times you changed name 😜 [2026-04-03 22:31:05] bluemaster : /position xbtusd Hakuna Matata ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 292,200 USD @ 70821.5297 ``` [2026-04-03 22:31:11] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 186,900 USD @ 69269.3469 ``` [2026-04-03 22:32:36] bluemaster : I hope Mr Market Maker lets me average this on nice levels down , 16 k will be nice or 10 k [2026-04-03 22:48:29] CaptainMooncoin : Fomo over? [2026-04-03 22:56:26] d4r : /since ``` :bitmex: d4r has been on BitMEX since Mar 15, 2018. ``` [2026-04-04 00:10:27] thankyousomuch : CaptainMooncoin: yes bullru over [2026-04-04 00:10:34] thankyousomuch : bullrunb is over [2026-04-04 00:11:15] thankyousomuch : btc down /since [2026-04-04 00:11:24] thankyousomuch : btc down [2026-04-04 00:11:28] thankyousomuch : since [2026-04-04 00:11:33] thankyousomuch : btc down [2026-04-04 00:11:36] thankyousomuch : /since ``` :bitmex: thankyousomuch has been on BitMEX since Aug 14, 2018. ``` [2026-04-04 00:12:25] dslk : test [2026-04-04 00:18:46] nylon123 : Does bitcoin fall to hell? [2026-04-04 00:20:08] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds said it is good [2026-04-04 00:20:12] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-04-04 00:24:04] thankyousomuch : no pudding left for longers [2026-04-04 01:36:51] ninnk : :doge::catjam: [2026-04-04 02:04:03] ninnk : evviva l’anarchismo e la libertà! [2026-04-04 02:09:15] nylon123 : I hate longers so much [2026-04-04 02:09:45] ninnk : SAME [2026-04-04 02:09:49] ninnk : lmao [2026-04-04 02:09:54] nylon123 : it's pure hate [2026-04-04 02:10:14] ninnk : nar, it's egotism at it's finest [2026-04-04 02:10:19] ninnk : its* [2026-04-04 02:11:50] ninnk : buying and holding takes no brain, shorting and closing at kairos takes skill [2026-04-04 02:12:12] ninnk : therefore bears > bulls [2026-04-04 02:12:16] ninnk : say what you want [2026-04-04 02:12:23] ninnk : :rainbow: [2026-04-04 02:14:17] nylon123 : longers have no brain at all. absolutly no brain [2026-04-04 02:14:29] nylon123 : empty [2026-04-04 02:15:26] ninnk : it's even funnier when you know bulls who got rekt on leverage :kek: [2026-04-04 02:17:38] nylon123 : 404 brain not found [2026-04-04 02:17:50] nylon123 : sure [2026-04-04 02:19:37] nylon123 : look at the green candle. everyone is so akward [2026-04-04 02:20:22] nylon123 : absolutly ridicolous. every buy [2026-04-04 02:20:59] nylon123 : they even can't make profit because it moves max 0.2% up. when hitted perfectly [2026-04-04 02:21:06] nylon123 : they are soo dumb [2026-04-04 02:22:09] ninnk : https://www.tradingview.com/x/cv3YBoUX/ [2026-04-04 02:22:18] ninnk : something something [2026-04-04 02:22:19] nylon123 : just shameful i go offline. cannot see this retards [2026-04-04 02:23:32] ninnk : everywhere i look i see distribution [2026-04-04 02:23:40] ninnk : err pardon me, "bear flag" [2026-04-04 02:23:43] ninnk : :pepe: [2026-04-04 02:23:47] nylon123 : If you run into a longer here, tell him that I'm absolutely mortified for him/her [2026-04-04 02:25:44] nylon123 : Have you ever felt really embarrassed for someone else? I mean, REALLY embarrassed? [2026-04-04 02:26:10] nylon123 : kk thx im gone [2026-04-04 02:26:18] nylon123 : gg [2026-04-04 02:27:32] ninnk : it's called cringe my dewd [2026-04-04 02:28:48] ninnk : 78k utad would be fun af tho [2026-04-04 02:29:09] ninnk : everyone nice and bullish and suddenly.... BANG 48k :pepe: [2026-04-04 02:50:27] BlissRP : bang bang [2026-04-04 03:03:16] PeacenLuv : 😄pimpittup btc lezgohh fully bully no losses [2026-04-04 03:04:11] PeacenLuv : gewd morningg dubai [2026-04-04 03:14:26] MrBritcoin : what's the hold up [2026-04-04 03:15:16] MrBritcoin : has the market ran out of fuel already [2026-04-04 03:17:41] MrBritcoin : wow ok then something is very wrong hummm [2026-04-04 03:18:55] PeacenLuv : waiting for dubai to flip their hold n oil into something more portable such as btc [2026-04-04 03:19:18] PeacenLuv : get outta fodge btc best [2026-04-04 03:19:34] PeacenLuv : fly the coup light [2026-04-04 03:20:07] PeacenLuv : long entry 66599 [2026-04-04 03:20:26] PeacenLuv : 92% green here [2026-04-04 03:20:40] PeacenLuv : its a start [2026-04-04 03:20:49] PeacenLuv : live trade [2026-04-04 03:45:51] contract details : BlissRP: bot? :pepe: [2026-04-04 04:55:49] yellowpig : MrBritcoin: was just thinking whats the hold up [2026-04-04 04:56:52] yellowpig : 59k chop chop [2026-04-04 05:17:11] thankyousomuch : :pepe:🔦🐃🔌 [2026-04-04 05:25:48] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: you lose since 126k [2026-04-04 05:32:32] thankyousomuch : return of metan [2026-04-04 05:52:34] bmagic : Dump it for Iran [2026-04-04 06:34:20] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 66911 [2026-04-04 06:37:21] PeacenLuv : starting to see returns on my initial investment [2026-04-04 06:38:42] PeacenLuv : 500 to 1 is only dubl x250 [2026-04-04 06:39:11] PeacenLuv : 3 positions x 260 isnt 500 to 1 500x lev tjough [2026-04-04 06:39:53] PeacenLuv : 5 positions 100x is not 500x [2026-04-04 06:40:12] PeacenLuv : is maybe wat im trying to say [2026-04-04 06:40:35] PeacenLuv : nor is 5 500x positions 2600x [2026-04-04 06:40:46] PeacenLuv : 2500x [2026-04-04 06:41:04] PeacenLuv : u sell 1 u get 2500 i see it [2026-04-04 06:41:33] PeacenLuv : 100x 1 sold gets u 100 btc [2026-04-04 06:41:46] PeacenLuv : kinda ez [2026-04-04 06:42:14] PeacenLuv : wen 1000% gets u 10 [2026-04-04 06:42:23] PeacenLuv : at sale [2026-04-04 06:43:07] PeacenLuv : 100x 1 btc u get 100 [2026-04-04 06:43:42] PeacenLuv : they seem cheap at 67k [2026-04-04 06:44:07] PeacenLuv : usd pffft dohnt kid yurself itz schitt [2026-04-04 06:44:57] PeacenLuv : .002 btc per 1 barrel schit polutuon oil [2026-04-04 06:45:36] PeacenLuv : shud get producers to mop up their messez before i buy 1 [2026-04-04 06:46:05] PeacenLuv : i dont short except enemwez [2026-04-04 06:46:34] PeacenLuv : enemez often become frenz [2026-04-04 06:47:08] PeacenLuv : wutevr draw yur own lines [2026-04-04 06:48:23] PeacenLuv : why do the sheeks wherw those crowns of thorns . btc gunna pop on his hanging day [2026-04-04 06:49:03] PeacenLuv : vukin rabitz n egga wtf [2026-04-04 06:49:22] PeacenLuv : i smell an epzteen [2026-04-04 06:50:38] PeacenLuv : someone try n dump thiz coww btc [2026-04-04 06:51:27] PeacenLuv : them vukin saudeez all look like gzuz to me so ya . they must b [2026-04-04 06:52:08] PeacenLuv : vukin gzuz boots thongz [2026-04-04 06:52:30] PeacenLuv : beedy eyez [2026-04-04 06:52:59] PeacenLuv : im trying to b bad to make btc dip [2026-04-04 06:53:30] PeacenLuv : gunna put an 8ball in each noztril [2026-04-04 06:53:59] PeacenLuv : 1/2 kilo in my veins n dump btc [2026-04-04 06:54:33] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘😆😆😆😆😆just teezing u [2026-04-04 06:54:49] PeacenLuv : am just proudly gay [2026-04-04 06:55:05] PeacenLuv : like happy az schitt [2026-04-04 06:55:21] PeacenLuv : had the odd doubt regarding btc [2026-04-04 06:56:22] PeacenLuv : i must know every cruise liner now after watching reviews from travellers [2026-04-04 06:56:48] PeacenLuv : looking for tgecloveboat [2026-04-04 06:57:29] PeacenLuv : nederlands may get wet [2026-04-04 06:58:27] PeacenLuv : anyone longing melania [2026-04-04 06:58:35] PeacenLuv : tokens [2026-04-04 06:59:02] PeacenLuv : funnier ..hands up btc berazzez [2026-04-04 08:05:25] Gandalf the Grey : when movement [2026-04-04 08:05:27] Gandalf the Grey : what is this [2026-04-04 08:09:14] bmagic : Dump this [2026-04-04 08:09:21] bmagic : Low volume rise [2026-04-04 08:09:28] bmagic : High volume dump [2026-04-04 08:19:21] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: this weekend is very boring [2026-04-04 08:19:25] Mr. Axelrod : no action yet [2026-04-04 08:21:33] Gandalf the Grey : this is not weekend price action [2026-04-04 08:21:39] Gandalf the Grey : this is weekend pro max [2026-04-04 08:21:45] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: :pepe: [2026-04-04 08:36:37] Luke Short : 13 hours ago we dropped 300$ in 5 minutes - in the 13 hours after that we were not able to go back up these 300. swing traders are having a bad time [2026-04-04 08:38:19] Luke Short : *15 hours, my bad [2026-04-04 08:50:50] SonicXxX : weekends and holidays are ez days for patient scalpers [2026-04-04 08:51:09] SonicXxX : atleast for traning [2026-04-04 09:18:54] d4r : now are the most important holidays for Catholics, [2026-04-04 09:25:08] Gandalf the Grey : maybe btc will rise from the dead like Jesus lmao [2026-04-04 09:34:04] d4r : You can't say that, it's a sin [2026-04-04 09:36:01] Gandalf the Grey : idc [2026-04-04 09:39:11] d4r : that it's a sin, okay, but respect other religions [2026-04-04 09:40:06] Gandalf the Grey : what is your religion? [2026-04-04 09:40:21] d4r : Catholic [2026-04-04 09:40:29] Gandalf the Grey : did Jesus rise from dead? [2026-04-04 09:40:39] d4r : you compare btc [2026-04-04 09:40:47] Gandalf the Grey : so what [2026-04-04 09:40:51] Gandalf the Grey : he did rise [2026-04-04 09:40:56] Gandalf the Grey : so what is your problem [2026-04-04 09:41:15] d4r : man, that's insulting [2026-04-04 09:41:22] d4r : plz stop [2026-04-04 09:41:23] Gandalf the Grey : if I said Jesus sold ice cream in Congo then ok [2026-04-04 09:41:32] Gandalf the Grey : but this is ok [2026-04-04 09:50:14] Dario1 : d4r: Wishing you a peaceful and blessed Good Friday good ser 🙏 [2026-04-04 09:53:06] BMEXcheers : Claude is the second coming of christ [2026-04-04 09:53:11] BMEXcheers : i mean its literally in the name [2026-04-04 09:53:16] BMEXcheers : think about it [2026-04-04 09:53:24] Dario1 : :arthur: [2026-04-04 09:53:46] BMEXcheers : Claude is a French given name originating from the Latin name Claudius meaning "crippled" or "lame". [2026-04-04 09:53:51] BMEXcheers : lol [2026-04-04 09:53:55] BMEXcheers : uhhh [2026-04-04 10:00:19] Gandalf the Grey : :pepe: [2026-04-04 10:00:27] Gandalf the Grey : :arthur: [2026-04-04 10:07:09] contract details : :pepe: [2026-04-04 10:11:22] Gandalf the Grey : Jean Crippled Van Damme eh? [2026-04-04 10:12:56] contract details : well funny how the etymology of that word is very likely strongly influenced by claudius himself hehe [2026-04-04 10:13:01] contract details : :pepe: [2026-04-04 10:20:22] Dario1 : The name of that company was chosen to pay homage to Claude Shannon, an American mathematician and the father of information theory [2026-04-04 10:20:30] Dario1 : didn't know that [2026-04-04 10:28:17] SonicXxX : buy more margin or drugs and blow account ? --> prbly gonna do 50%&50% [2026-04-04 10:28:36] contract details : only do drugs if they make you happy [2026-04-04 10:28:42] contract details : :pepe: [2026-04-04 10:50:36] Gandalf the Grey : the real move is tomorrow [2026-04-04 11:01:43] contract details : today we just taking some things there ye [2026-04-04 11:01:47] contract details : tomorrow we move for real [2026-04-04 11:01:54] contract details : my new qechua tent so comfortable [2026-04-04 11:01:57] contract details : :pepe: [2026-04-04 11:07:09] Gandalf the Grey : 68500ish is the triangle [2026-04-04 11:07:22] Gandalf the Grey : so lets finally retake it [2026-04-04 11:11:57] ninnk : d4r: bro jesus got so fckd up one friday they thought he was dead and then found him in a cave a couple days later lmao [2026-04-04 11:12:16] ninnk : what a boss :kek: [2026-04-04 11:13:41] contract details : no bro he made wine out of water [2026-04-04 11:13:44] contract details : :arthur: [2026-04-04 11:16:01] SonicXxX : ye prbly turned all drinking water into wine on walking trip [2026-04-04 11:50:24] Gandalf the Grey : when pump [2026-04-04 11:50:31] Gandalf the Grey : when happiness [2026-04-04 12:01:23] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: now maybe [2026-04-04 12:04:45] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: https://www.tradingview.com/x/4m4pmK00/ [2026-04-04 12:05:58] The Beast : anyone tried 250x leverage? [2026-04-04 12:06:08] Vaaachaaa : ? [2026-04-04 12:06:20] Vaaachaaa : x2 for me [2026-04-04 12:11:47] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/N16oEpwN/ [2026-04-04 12:12:02] Gandalf the Grey : would short if strong trend happens below the green highest point [2026-04-04 12:12:06] Gandalf the Grey : otherwise buy dip [2026-04-04 12:13:19] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: nice chart ;) [2026-04-04 12:14:27] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: what is VRVP ? [2026-04-04 12:14:44] Gandalf the Grey : visible range volume profile [2026-04-04 12:14:54] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: mmmm I want that ... [2026-04-04 12:15:02] Gandalf the Grey : it is on trading view [2026-04-04 12:15:06] Gandalf the Grey : even free versions exist [2026-04-04 12:15:22] Vaaachaaa : realy ? Can you give me the name of ind plz ? [2026-04-04 12:16:02] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: original ? [2026-04-04 12:16:13] Gandalf the Grey : Volume Profile Visible Range for All Account by Inverstor_R for example [2026-04-04 12:19:17] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: I found this https://www.tradingview.com/x/Rhxlp1UB/ [2026-04-04 12:20:05] Gandalf the Grey : Seems good [2026-04-04 12:20:13] Gandalf the Grey : There are multiple free ones [2026-04-04 12:20:23] Gandalf the Grey : I have plus so I can one from TradingView [2026-04-04 12:20:33] Gandalf the Grey : *use [2026-04-04 12:21:24] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 50,000 USD @ 66906.6 ``` [2026-04-04 12:21:27] MANsa_MOONsa : closing [2026-04-04 12:21:33] MANsa_MOONsa : see you guys monday [2026-04-04 12:22:04] Vaaachaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 100 USD @ 66829.3 ``` [2026-04-04 12:22:19] Vaaachaaa : last tp .. 67500+ [2026-04-04 12:24:08] Gandalf the Grey : waste of time unless your SL is like 50 usd below [2026-04-04 12:25:00] Gandalf the Grey : you will win 5 trades and then lose all with 2-3 losers [2026-04-04 12:25:02] Gandalf the Grey : not good [2026-04-04 12:25:11] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: always placed an SL now I learned the lesson I lost a lot without putting SL during the customs tariffs [2026-04-04 12:25:31] Vaaachaaa : of Sir Trump [2026-04-04 12:25:42] Gandalf the Grey : if you can consistently hit 1:2 RR or more you will make money over the long run [2026-04-04 12:25:53] Gandalf the Grey : 1:1 is also doable but harder imo [2026-04-04 12:26:16] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: Yeah I know... a lot of cost for nothing [2026-04-04 12:26:41] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: I filtered my entries [2026-04-04 12:26:53] Gandalf the Grey : seems like you are making progress [2026-04-04 12:26:55] Gandalf the Grey : that is good [2026-04-04 12:27:14] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: thx :) [2026-04-04 12:27:29] Gandalf the Grey : I must make 100k by end of year [2026-04-04 12:27:48] Gandalf the Grey : my goal for now [2026-04-04 12:27:51] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: :) if you make 100k invit me ;) [2026-04-04 12:28:11] Gandalf the Grey : sure [2026-04-04 12:28:33] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: I don't believe you! :p [2026-04-04 12:28:51] Gandalf the Grey : 😊😃☺️ [2026-04-04 12:29:53] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: noob question, conditional trigger for sl is ok it triggers like a normal sl? [2026-04-04 12:30:17] Gandalf the Grey : i use only normal market sl [2026-04-04 12:30:49] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: ok, why? I'm going to have to change that [2026-04-04 12:31:06] Gandalf the Grey : you can do some creative things like open a limit order at 66k if price goes above 68k (and open short there) for examople [2026-04-04 12:31:31] Gandalf the Grey : i enter manually and after I enter I put my SL [2026-04-04 12:32:41] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: ah yes quite simply to have several positions, I'm not there yet unfortunately, my code is a joke for the moment, well coded but a joke [2026-04-04 12:32:50] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: ok me full auto with bot [2026-04-04 12:33:27] Gandalf the Grey : Oki [2026-04-04 12:33:29] Gandalf the Grey : brb [2026-04-04 12:33:48] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: I can't do otherwise, I make too many mistakes, I'm too greedy! [2026-04-04 12:33:50] Vaaachaaa : ok [2026-04-04 12:45:44] Gandalf the Grey : i wanna fullport this so haaaard [2026-04-04 12:45:48] Gandalf the Grey : i think it will go [2026-04-04 13:20:26] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh