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[2026-04-03 11:27:16] Shiro : Sub 70s coming in following week
[2026-04-03 11:27:25] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 15,000 USD @ 66517.2246 ```
[2026-04-03 11:27:30] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-03 11:28:38] kroleg666 : sub $70? possible
[2026-04-03 11:30:11] Shiro : Don't poo your pants and cry if we jump str8 to 83
[2026-04-03 11:33:19] Gandalf the Grey : u think we can do it?
[2026-04-03 11:34:27] Shiro : That's what I'm betting on right now, 83 and still we can drop lower
[2026-04-03 11:34:39] Shiro : Too much liqs above
[2026-04-03 11:34:58] Shiro : Or the worst scenario 76 retest
[2026-04-03 11:38:18] Gandalf the Grey : I would open a small restaurant and sell bear steak
[2026-04-03 11:39:39] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: you should open it up in Russia, bear meat is popular there 😄
[2026-04-03 11:41:50] Gandalf the Grey : I want the triangle retake
[2026-04-03 11:58:28] CaptainMooncoin : A lot of fomo today?
[2026-04-03 12:22:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : fomonOObs get fucked again and again
[2026-04-03 12:26:35] Gandalf the Grey : Depends on Donald
[2026-04-03 12:29:30] bmagic : Moonbois its a full moon tonight
[2026-04-03 12:29:36] bmagic : Send it
[2026-04-03 12:29:36] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 66906
[2026-04-03 12:29:47] PeacenLuv : poompahhhh btc
[2026-04-03 12:38:37] bmagic : Nvm
[2026-04-03 12:44:40] GreedyBastard : Too bad bullballs taste like shit, there'll be plenty for sale in the near future
[2026-04-03 12:54:18] Gandalf the Grey : just long 66k and chill no
[2026-04-03 12:54:56] Mr. Axelrod : :pepe:
[2026-04-03 13:07:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-04-03 13:10:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 6 Cont @ 2042.96 ($816.16)
[2026-04-03 13:10:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 66581.7 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-03 13:12:08] contract details : red means price is going up right?
[2026-04-03 13:12:16] contract details : makes sense very bullish asset, chinese red good luck charm
[2026-04-03 13:20:04] bmagic : Shiro: pump is going to be stupid
[2026-04-03 13:20:12] bmagic : Or dump
[2026-04-03 13:20:31] bmagic : But whatever happens in the next 30 minutes is going to be dumb as fk
[2026-04-03 13:26:59] contract details : but americans are having a good friday
[2026-04-03 13:27:03] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-04-03 13:27:05] bmagic : Coinbase new US Trust Bank
[2026-04-03 13:27:25] PeacenLuv : longstops up 68433
[2026-04-03 13:27:48] PeacenLuv : up or down choose
[2026-04-03 13:28:23] SonicXxX : realy this is trump situtation 5/5
[2026-04-03 13:28:26] SonicXxX : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LqonGW72gxw
[2026-04-03 13:28:39] PeacenLuv : btfd 15min btc lezgohh fully bully
[2026-04-03 13:29:07] PeacenLuv : trump andcmore than a few milly peeps zuk bug tume
[2026-04-03 13:33:17] PeacenLuv : new long entry btc 66632 lezgohhh up green go big pump
[2026-04-03 13:34:20] PeacenLuv : pretty wild 15 min chart xbtusdprp bullish azvuk lezgohh knokemdownnn
[2026-04-03 13:34:28] Dario1 : SonicXxX: LMAO :kek:
[2026-04-03 13:34:48] PeacenLuv : see volume
[2026-04-03 13:35:44] PeacenLuv : vukkk Darioz spammazterolla wtf
[2026-04-03 13:35:57] PeacenLuv : givin it all away
[2026-04-03 13:36:36] PeacenLuv : dario habaneroh chilli feffahh
[2026-04-03 13:36:58] PeacenLuv : save his seedz
[2026-04-03 13:37:49] PeacenLuv : dario n bliss the power of luvv
[2026-04-03 13:37:59] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁😁
[2026-04-03 13:38:40] PeacenLuv : both dont bug me anymore 1 bit
[2026-04-03 13:39:33] PeacenLuv : like usa and mexikohh
[2026-04-03 13:40:23] PeacenLuv : gewd thing fir usa schittvrolls downhill
[2026-04-03 13:40:55] PeacenLuv : panama canal the meatgrindr
[2026-04-03 13:41:53] PeacenLuv : xbtusdperp longstops up 66658
[2026-04-03 13:42:08] PeacenLuv : wooohh im vukinnn gooooddd
[2026-04-03 13:42:23] PeacenLuv : not s god
[2026-04-03 13:42:34] PeacenLuv : a*
[2026-04-03 13:43:27] PeacenLuv : i was lookin to get laid and ebded up here on a fphishing projekt
[2026-04-03 13:44:17] PeacenLuv : yur all wauyy too kind
[2026-04-03 13:45:18] PeacenLuv : i hope we dont stop going up btc
[2026-04-03 13:46:04] PeacenLuv : how many godz r there ffzakez
[2026-04-03 13:46:16] PeacenLuv : 😳
[2026-04-03 13:46:58] PeacenLuv : wutevr go btc fully bully
[2026-04-03 13:47:27] PeacenLuv : adds 666666
[2026-04-03 13:47:55] PeacenLuv : btciz the schitt look price per 1
[2026-04-03 13:48:05] Dario1 : kroleg666: scalable, distributed quantum systems is a step forward in the right direction
[2026-04-03 13:48:18] Dario1 : So the quantum industry will shift from who has the biggest chip
[2026-04-03 13:48:22] Dario1 : to who has the best network
[2026-04-03 13:51:18] Dario1 : PeacenLuv: Stop babbling incoherently man
[2026-04-03 13:55:27] PeacenLuv : pump btc inbound
[2026-04-03 13:55:46] PeacenLuv : Dario1: remuted
[2026-04-03 13:56:08] PeacenLuv : thnx peace killahh
[2026-04-03 13:57:27] Dario1 : PeacenLuv: Your stupidity does not impress me
[2026-04-03 13:57:33] PeacenLuv : best jump on the 3 min here for real munnee
[2026-04-03 13:57:58] PeacenLuv : gunna look like a 12hr
[2026-04-03 13:58:47] PeacenLuv : bought a lighter for the ride up
[2026-04-03 13:59:41] PeacenLuv : smoke dope n b bionik right
[2026-04-03 13:59:54] Dario1 : Dr.van_Doom666: Spamming DOOM 10 times a day won't solve your REKT ass
[2026-04-03 14:00:00] Dario1 : Replace yourself with a bot
[2026-04-03 14:00:20] Dario1 : any cheap bot will do
[2026-04-03 14:00:28] PeacenLuv : 66498 67537 hmm
[2026-04-03 14:00:32] Dario1 : doesn't have to be intelligent
[2026-04-03 14:01:02] Dario1 : because you are not that intelligent yourself
[2026-04-03 14:01:17] PeacenLuv : yeah im thinking outvloud
[2026-04-03 14:01:56] PeacenLuv : stops up 66651
[2026-04-03 14:02:33] PeacenLuv : i havent got it righton evr i keep trying
[2026-04-03 14:03:04] PeacenLuv : vuk they split a prnny unto thousands herre
[2026-04-03 14:04:13] PeacenLuv : can for all intense purposes just vukaround with the decimals theyr tiny
[2026-04-03 14:05:05] PeacenLuv : at leezt dariohz nahh spammin my tb anymore
[2026-04-03 14:05:42] PeacenLuv : vukmee theguyz hardcore . u gotta luvemm
[2026-04-03 14:06:20] PeacenLuv : hus put hiz name on a nuke
[2026-04-03 14:07:03] PeacenLuv : someone has to b not popular
[2026-04-03 14:08:20] PeacenLuv : therez a big red inverted red hammer hihh on my 15min bullish
[2026-04-03 14:08:31] PeacenLuv : on its own
[2026-04-03 14:08:55] PeacenLuv : a real anomoly anomolish btc
[2026-04-03 14:09:21] PeacenLuv : vukinnn lewkk data get real b scientifik
[2026-04-03 14:09:45] PeacenLuv : i dohn believe in vukin leprschaunz
[2026-04-03 14:10:05] PeacenLuv : or bsd peeps
[2026-04-03 14:10:17] PeacenLuv : lol dont b bsd
[2026-04-03 14:10:41] PeacenLuv : omfg yur killin meeeee
[2026-04-03 14:10:50] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁😁
[2026-04-03 14:11:39] PeacenLuv : it starts by having a dream u cant crash wen going fadt
[2026-04-03 14:11:45] PeacenLuv : 😁😁
[2026-04-03 14:11:57] PeacenLuv : fast*
[2026-04-03 14:12:12] Dario1 : I see no difference between the stupidity of @PeacenLuv and @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-04-03 14:12:17] PeacenLuv : then u break yur leg n stsrt ovr
[2026-04-03 14:12:19] Dario1 : One has been longing ever since 126K
[2026-04-03 14:12:26] Dario1 : and constantly wrong
[2026-04-03 14:12:32] PeacenLuv : 😆😆😆😆
[2026-04-03 14:12:35] Dario1 : and the other was shorting all the way from 16K to 126K and constantly wrong
[2026-04-03 14:12:44] Dario1 : and despite their disastrous accuracy rate they are still as overconfident as before :kek:
[2026-04-03 14:13:06] PeacenLuv : same for noating it becomes a real journey
[2026-04-03 14:13:20] PeacenLuv : water vezzelz*
[2026-04-03 14:14:01] PeacenLuv : i shud hiv a shout out to my fave u tube channel now
[2026-04-03 14:14:27] Gandalf the Grey : Longing from 126k to here is ok if you can afford it and it goes to 200k. Ofc it is not optimal but it can play out
[2026-04-03 14:15:15] PeacenLuv : someone owes me 1.1 milly erc tokens
[2026-04-03 14:15:21] Dario1 : Why long it when you can short it?
[2026-04-03 14:16:05] PeacenLuv : 😁all good and centra ctr binance floyd mayweather and an exchange or 3 owe me
[2026-04-03 14:16:20] Dario1 : Once you are a perma bull or perma bear, you are no longer a trader
[2026-04-03 14:16:33] PeacenLuv : its on the tape look ez
[2026-04-03 14:16:42] Dario1 : you are either an investor or delusional
[2026-04-03 14:16:45] PeacenLuv : im ovr it
[2026-04-03 14:16:58] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘
[2026-04-03 14:17:19] PeacenLuv : lawyers are to hire not 2 b
[2026-04-03 14:17:35] PeacenLuv : jobs suck
[2026-04-03 14:17:46] PeacenLuv : get that right
[2026-04-03 14:18:28] PeacenLuv : im tired of funding others coke n hookrz
[2026-04-03 14:19:20] PeacenLuv : cash pattel n trump coke feendz ma mny more r
[2026-04-03 14:19:34] PeacenLuv : ya wutevr
[2026-04-03 14:20:25] BMEXcheers : Dario1: do you execute manual trades?
[2026-04-03 14:20:30] BMEXcheers : I mean, I dont see why
[2026-04-03 14:20:56] BMEXcheers : the computed way is far more precise, less emotional and its your strat computerised
[2026-04-03 14:23:58] kroleg666 : https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1204412304083394601/1489631178586722394/image.png?ex=69d11ea4&is=69cfcd24&hm=1480c0198708dcaf971fb3e1cf7b9af53888a0b5395f0d60f82eac8c9d290222&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
[2026-04-03 14:27:56] PeacenLuv : who the vuk uses longstops like baybeez n zleep
[2026-04-03 14:28:23] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: I use bots for scalping, day trading, HFT and market making
[2026-04-03 14:28:32] Dario1 : but I swing manually and of course hodl manually
[2026-04-03 14:28:38] Dario1 : Why I swing manually?
[2026-04-03 14:28:45] Dario1 : Because swinging keeps me intimately connected to the market
[2026-04-03 14:28:56] Dario1 : It forces me to gauge sentiment, adapt to macro shifts, and track evolving narratives...
[2026-04-03 14:29:17] Dario1 : Plus, staying hands-on gives me the insights I need to fine-tune my bots and time the perfect exit for my mined BTC
[2026-04-03 14:29:45] BMEXcheers : good points
[2026-04-03 14:30:20] BMEXcheers : im starting with just 'heres my strat' ...but that same strat can be used to monitor multiple markets for signals, to find long term hodl's
[2026-04-03 14:30:32] BMEXcheers : like find a buy signal on a weekly then buy and hodl
[2026-04-03 14:30:38] BMEXcheers : come back in a year or something
[2026-04-03 14:30:48] BMEXcheers : then lower tf: 1-4h use signals
[2026-04-03 14:31:12] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: exactly once you get it running you can basically scale it up to 20K other securities
[2026-04-03 14:31:29] Dario1 : bitcoin is just one of those 20Ks :arthur:
[2026-04-03 14:32:21] Dario1 : and for scaling up you will need C++
[2026-04-03 14:32:26] Dario1 : Python won't suffice
[2026-04-03 14:32:31] BMEXcheers : really? damn
[2026-04-03 14:32:35] kroleg666 : BMEXcheers: in a year btc and most coins may cease to exist
[2026-04-03 14:32:36] Dario1 : Not sure what the language of your current code is?
[2026-04-03 14:32:42] kroleg666 : QC is existential risk
[2026-04-03 14:32:43] BMEXcheers : i mean i dont need milisecond precision
[2026-04-03 14:32:45] BMEXcheers : python : D
[2026-04-03 14:32:57] BMEXcheers : but im guessing to scan 20k markets
[2026-04-03 14:33:10] BMEXcheers : do you host locally or in the cloud?
[2026-04-03 14:33:16] Dario1 : Python is great for now, but you might have to recode to a low level language if you intend to scale up
[2026-04-03 14:33:23] BMEXcheers : ah
[2026-04-03 14:33:44] BMEXcheers : i mean 'claude, refactor this entire code base with c++'
[2026-04-03 14:35:45] Dario1 : I have 50 servers on AWS and GCP, one for each platform and one central server to handle the communication, monitoring and command and control between my interface and trading bots
[2026-04-03 14:35:56] BMEXcheers : fml
[2026-04-03 14:36:04] Dario1 : central server is a persistent, full-duplex TCP/IP connection, secured by SSL/TLS, with mTLS for each client
[2026-04-03 14:36:06] BMEXcheers : yeah, i cant imagine im scaling up that much ; D
[2026-04-03 14:36:18] BMEXcheers : nice
[2026-04-03 14:36:27] Dario1 : you will be forced to scale up eventually
[2026-04-03 14:37:00] BMEXcheers : yes, once i can turn 1k into 10k to mark the whole 'it works'
[2026-04-03 14:37:02] Dario1 : because there is not enough liquidity on orderbook of a single exchange
[2026-04-03 14:37:12] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: precisely +1
[2026-04-03 14:40:07] BMEXcheers : what are some common things i will run into?
[2026-04-03 14:40:33] BMEXcheers : or to better ask, what are some thing i should factor in/test
[2026-04-03 14:50:47] Dario1 : Let's see you are already factoring in slippage, spread, fees, funding
[2026-04-03 14:50:52] Dario1 : Now you need to take into account your own impact on the market
[2026-04-03 14:51:00] Dario1 : the observer effect
[2026-04-03 14:51:18] Dario1 : and address the challenge of losing edge over time as we talked about before
[2026-04-03 14:51:31] Dario1 : Also take into account that market makers have pattern recognition predatory algos for your strategies
[2026-04-03 14:51:41] Dario1 : so have the architecture of your code capable of switching between different strategies regularly
[2026-04-03 14:51:49] Dario1 : but that will be an issue once you become visible on their radar
[2026-04-03 14:52:04] Dario1 : but regardless of that, you should defo consider implementing market condition switching models
[2026-04-03 14:52:13] Dario1 : like Hidden Markov Model to automatically switch to a strategy optimized for a given market condition
[2026-04-03 14:52:23] Dario1 : we have talked about this too
[2026-04-03 14:52:57] Dario1 : I should write a full article because there is so much to talk about and trollbox is not the right place
[2026-04-03 14:53:29] contract details : go is enough
[2026-04-03 14:53:30] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-04-03 14:53:33] contract details : rust if you like furries
[2026-04-03 14:54:20] contract details : trusting claude to write cpp is quite wild too ngl
[2026-04-03 14:54:23] contract details : not worth it
[2026-04-03 14:54:25] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-04-03 14:54:34] Dario1 : any low level language will do
[2026-04-03 14:54:43] Dario1 : Language really depends on requirements, strategy, skills and preferences...
[2026-04-03 14:55:42] contract details : of course
[2026-04-03 14:56:01] kroleg666 : why not just write cpp yourself, it's really fun
[2026-04-03 14:56:09] contract details : time
[2026-04-03 14:56:10] kroleg666 : best language
[2026-04-03 14:56:13] Dario1 : If your strategy is high-frequency trading or it involves compute-intensive algorithms and handling large volumes of real-time data, then Assembly, C++ and Java are the preferred languages in the market making industry, because of their speed and efficiency in using hardware resources
[2026-04-03 14:56:29] contract details : people write bots in assembly?
[2026-04-03 14:56:31] contract details : lol
[2026-04-03 14:56:37] kroleg666 : contract details: time what? haven't noticed anything too slow or long
[2026-04-03 14:56:47] Dario1 : big institutional traders do
[2026-04-03 14:56:50] kroleg666 : maybe 10% slower than js
[2026-04-03 14:56:53] Dario1 : faster thatn C++
[2026-04-03 14:56:56] contract details : kroleg666: time to test and implement
[2026-04-03 14:57:03] kroleg666 : contract details: gdb
[2026-04-03 14:57:07] contract details : out of my asas but i bet c++ is like 99% of the way there
[2026-04-03 14:57:28] contract details : and go is just super convenient to work with
[2026-04-03 14:57:32] contract details : you can get a bot running in a day
[2026-04-03 14:57:36] kroleg666 : Dario1: assembly is not faster than C++ because compiler write better assembly than human could manually
[2026-04-03 14:57:43] kroleg666 : that myth was true maybe 30 years ago
[2026-04-03 14:57:54] Dario1 : for me yes, I have been coding C++ since I was 12 years old
[2026-04-03 14:57:56] kroleg666 : C++ is fastest language in existence
[2026-04-03 14:58:08] contract details : like if you are compiling to assembly yeah does it matter :pepe:
[2026-04-03 14:58:09] kroleg666 : speed relies on compilers of course but they are very good
[2026-04-03 14:58:45] kroleg666 : contract details: for non-performance-critical tasks js is the best
[2026-04-03 14:58:52] kroleg666 : its still fast enough and very fast to code
[2026-04-03 14:59:09] kroleg666 : very flexible, tons of libraries for any scenario
[2026-04-03 14:59:13] contract details : yeah and vomitive to read
[2026-04-03 14:59:18] contract details : not even typescript can save it
[2026-04-03 14:59:20] kroleg666 : nah its fine
[2026-04-03 14:59:25] contract details : just write python at that point
[2026-04-03 14:59:26] kroleg666 : i vomit from reading python
[2026-04-03 14:59:28] kroleg666 : or java
[2026-04-03 14:59:29] contract details : with numpy and shit like that
[2026-04-03 14:59:38] Dario1 : kroleg666: These days yes, I agree, but it was not the case a couple of decades ago :arthur: and many institutional traders still have their legacy Assembly code
[2026-04-03 15:00:02] kroleg666 : idk, assembly code can be ported to C++ reasonably easy
[2026-04-03 15:00:13] kroleg666 : and then compiler would make faster binary
[2026-04-03 15:00:19] kroleg666 : that also runs on modern cpus btw
[2026-04-03 15:00:36] kroleg666 : with all latest cpu instructions and optimizations
[2026-04-03 15:00:59] kroleg666 : most traders use MT5 anyway which is a variant of C
[2026-04-03 15:01:00] Dario1 : kroleg666: Also, they have the money and resources to spend weeks hyper-optimizing a very small, specific chunk of code for one exact processor
[2026-04-03 15:01:13] Dario1 : So for them a hand-written Assembly can still edge out a C++ compiler
[2026-04-03 15:01:18] kroleg666 : Dario1: I doubt. they can't outplay actual compiler in optimization
[2026-04-03 15:01:28] kroleg666 : citation needed
[2026-04-03 15:02:00] Dario1 : kroleg666: I don't have an opinion on this. That's what experts working at those institutions told me about their experience
[2026-04-03 15:02:14] kroleg666 : was it on 1st april?
[2026-04-03 15:02:17] kroleg666 : maybe they're trolling hard
[2026-04-03 15:02:40] kroleg666 : sure I see assembly snippers within linux kernel code
[2026-04-03 15:02:47] Dario1 : kroleg666: Have you ever worked for an institutional trader? You obviously have no idea
[2026-04-03 15:02:47] kroleg666 : but only for specific cases
[2026-04-03 15:02:55] Dario1 : Talk to them and find out for yourself
[2026-04-03 15:03:02] Dario1 : I am not going to argue
[2026-04-03 15:03:17] kroleg666 : Dario1: maybe they tell ppl that so that ppl went on hopeless endeavors
[2026-04-03 15:03:22] kroleg666 : and waste time
[2026-04-03 15:03:32] contract details : can they outplay claude opus
[2026-04-03 15:03:33] kroleg666 : I can't imagine how would a human beat compiler
[2026-04-03 15:03:34] contract details : that is the real question
[2026-04-03 15:03:34] Dario1 : kroleg666: No, he was a very good close high school friend
[2026-04-03 15:03:35] contract details : :arthur:
[2026-04-03 15:03:59] Dario1 : but I have heard the same from many other reliable sources
[2026-04-03 15:04:11] kroleg666 : Dario1: well next time ask him to do some benchmarks, i.e. their hand-crafted assembly vs same logic coded in C++ and compiled by gcc or clang
[2026-04-03 15:04:40] Dario1 : kroleg666: You think they haven't done benchmarks already? lol don't make me laugh
[2026-04-03 15:04:52] kroleg666 : > to spend weeks hyper-optimizing a very small, specific chunk of code for one exact processor and then new processor comes out and they need more weeks to rewrite half of their assembly
[2026-04-03 15:04:57] kroleg666 : meanwhile other traders are taking their profits
[2026-04-03 15:05:06] kroleg666 : because on C++ you just recompile
[2026-04-03 15:05:08] kroleg666 : and thats it
[2026-04-03 15:05:26] Dario1 : kroleg666: again, go talk to one or two of them. Right now you have no clue mate
[2026-04-03 15:05:45] kroleg666 : it's impossible for human or even a team of humans to adapt their assembly code (which may be tens of thousands of lines at least) to newer CPU
[2026-04-03 15:05:50] kroleg666 : in reasonable time
[2026-04-03 15:05:53] kroleg666 : just purely impossible
[2026-04-03 15:05:57] kroleg666 : it's madness
[2026-04-03 15:06:12] kroleg666 : I can imagine why they may stick to their assembly, but that's not because of 'speed'
[2026-04-03 15:06:19] kroleg666 : but because they aren't programmers and they don't trust any programmer
[2026-04-03 15:06:35] kroleg666 : it's just legacy trap
[2026-04-03 15:06:39] kroleg666 : too scared to fix
[2026-04-03 15:06:53] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 14,000 USD @ 66638.6784 ```
[2026-04-03 15:07:15] kroleg666 : if they had unlimited money and wanted REALLY low latency they would manufacture their own CPU specifically for specific task
[2026-04-03 15:07:32] kroleg666 : hand-crafted assembly on generic CPU is jack of no trades
[2026-04-03 15:08:14] kroleg666 : if they're in legacy trap they might also be using ancient CPUs
[2026-04-03 15:08:22] kroleg666 : because assembly can't just work on different CPU in most cases
[2026-04-03 15:08:47] thankyousomuch : She is running like a crank
[2026-04-03 15:08:49] kroleg666 : unless they use only common x86 instructions and no optimizations
[2026-04-03 15:08:51] kroleg666 : and no 64bit
[2026-04-03 15:09:03] thankyousomuch : 🔁
[2026-04-03 15:09:34] Dario1 : Keep in mind, the majority of institutional bots are written in C++. Assembly is only used exclusively for absolute micro-optimizations in the most competitive HFT environments
[2026-04-03 15:09:47] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: +!000
[2026-04-03 15:10:04] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: +1000 back ser mahalo
[2026-04-03 15:10:15] Dario1 : how are you doing buddy?
[2026-04-03 15:10:19] kroleg666 : Dario1: yes and it's probably embedded in C++ code same as linux kernel or some games
[2026-04-03 15:10:25] Mr. Axelrod : i am absolutely enjoying the market
[2026-04-03 15:10:39] Mr. Axelrod : and waiting for 50K :pepe:
[2026-04-03 15:10:41] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: lovely
[2026-04-03 15:10:50] kroleg666 : i.e.
[2026-04-03 15:10:51] kroleg666 : > int main() { int temp = 0; int usernb = 3; __asm__ volatile ( "pusha \n" "mov eax, %0 \n" "inc eax \n" "mov ecx, %1 \n" "xor ecx, %1 \n" "mov %1, ecx \n" "mov eax, %1 \n" "popa \n" : // no output : "m" (temp), "m" (usernb) ); // input exit(0); }
[2026-04-03 15:10:54] Dario1 : same I was talking about 40-50Ks last night
[2026-04-03 15:10:59] thankyousomuch : yes bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started
[2026-04-03 15:11:10] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: patience is the key
[2026-04-03 15:11:13] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,141.56 USDT RPNL, 1,459.24 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-03 15:11:16] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,200.16 USDT RPNL, 848.40 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-03 15:11:20] thankyousomuch : 90 years of down to come
[2026-04-03 15:11:20] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 688.79 USDT RPNL, 82.96 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-03 15:11:25] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0034 XBT RPNL, 0.0110 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-03 15:11:38] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: absolutely and well played 😍
[2026-04-03 15:11:47] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: :heart:
[2026-04-03 15:11:53] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: <3
[2026-04-03 15:12:04] Mr. Axelrod : where is our BlissRP :doge:
[2026-04-03 15:12:11] Mr. Axelrod : and where is facking SHAWN the CLOWN
[2026-04-03 15:12:15] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur:
[2026-04-03 15:12:26] Mr. Axelrod : @admin can I spam the TB for a bit
[2026-04-03 15:12:28] Mr. Axelrod : ?
[2026-04-03 15:13:09] BitMEX_Anastasia : 😛
[2026-04-03 15:14:29] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Anastasia: plz i sincerelt request you :pray:
[2026-04-03 15:14:36] Mr. Axelrod : I really need to spam the TB
[2026-04-03 15:14:40] Mr. Axelrod : been a while for me
[2026-04-03 15:14:48] Mr. Axelrod : and my doctor as suggested me
[2026-04-03 15:16:36] thankyousomuch : Dr. Pullrun
[2026-04-03 15:17:22] thankyousomuch : Mr. Axelrod means
[2026-04-03 15:28:11] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc 126758
[2026-04-03 15:30:17] PeacenLuv : lonstops up 66858
[2026-04-03 15:30:52] thankyousomuch : q @PeacenLuv 126k top :pepe:
[2026-04-03 15:32:25] thankyousomuch : 🕛📉
[2026-04-03 15:33:24] thankyousomuch : :pepe:🕥📉
[2026-04-03 15:38:27] PeacenLuv : HODL BTC
[2026-04-03 15:53:20] PeacenLuv : no stops btc longs sexy
[2026-04-03 15:53:31] PeacenLuv : same no bras
[2026-04-03 16:19:29] PeacenLuv : longentry btc 66599 poompahh
[2026-04-03 16:20:02] PeacenLuv : close long liquid 66666.67 on anuthr
[2026-04-03 16:20:41] PeacenLuv : u do it a lot and it happens a lot bazikly
[2026-04-03 16:20:58] The Beast : switched to classic theme. what a nostalgic feeling when i had that 48 BTC
[2026-04-03 16:21:07] PeacenLuv : changes fazt too btc
[2026-04-03 16:21:37] PeacenLuv : pump incoming lezgohh
[2026-04-03 16:22:11] PeacenLuv : i hav 2 sisters so im pretty tame when it comes to ladeez
[2026-04-03 16:22:34] PeacenLuv : they think theyr big bossez
[2026-04-03 16:23:02] PeacenLuv : om not either
[2026-04-03 16:23:31] PeacenLuv : no competition
[2026-04-03 16:26:20] PeacenLuv : was chainsmokin doobeez recently i hadvno light
[2026-04-03 16:27:59] Luke Short : where is my short entry
[2026-04-03 16:30:24] bmagic : 100k possible on this reversal
[2026-04-03 16:30:29] bmagic : 77k likely
[2026-04-03 16:33:57] Luke Short : oh we have a reversal... again... 🚬
[2026-04-03 16:34:08] Luke Short : no waaaay 🚬
[2026-04-03 16:36:37] ninnk : lmao did you guys notice the world didn't end in 2012? :pepe:
[2026-04-03 16:37:01] Gandalf the Grey : it did end
[2026-04-03 16:37:05] Gandalf the Grey : this is just overtime
[2026-04-03 16:38:58] Luke Short : no 100k without a second low at 60
[2026-04-03 16:39:01] Luke Short : no fucking way
[2026-04-03 16:39:06] Luke Short : not possible
[2026-04-03 16:39:23] Luke Short : law of phsics
[2026-04-03 16:39:55] ninnk : what if stars are actually capacitors and the simulation is still running because they still have power stored in them :pepe:
[2026-04-03 16:40:18] contract details : salt in the water storing electricity and shit
[2026-04-03 16:45:39] ninnk : they glow in the dark man
[2026-04-03 16:45:53] bmagic : ninnk: the supermeganova that will end the world exploded in 2012
[2026-04-03 16:46:06] bmagic : It will catch up to us eventually
[2026-04-03 16:46:22] Luke Short : daily candle almost red again - ggs 🚬 thanks for trying to get 67k, bullas
[2026-04-03 16:49:15] Luke Short : oh we try again for the 50th time
[2026-04-03 16:49:22] Luke Short : this time will be different
[2026-04-03 17:11:58] bmagic : ?
[2026-04-03 17:12:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 300 DOGE @ 0.09206 ($27.61)
[2026-04-03 17:12:12] bmagic : Dude you know how markets move right
[2026-04-03 17:12:56] bmagic : We been bullish for 3 + years and you decide to be perma bear on a relief recovery attempt
[2026-04-03 17:13:01] bmagic : At the bottom
[2026-04-03 17:13:40] bmagic : 50 times retested would be ultra bullush
[2026-04-03 17:13:45] bmagic : Mooooooo
[2026-04-03 17:20:30] Dario1 : Moooo
[2026-04-03 17:25:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 5760 DOGE @ 0.09245 ($532.39)
[2026-04-03 17:32:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 5610 DOGE @ 0.09254 ($519.05)
[2026-04-03 17:33:11] Luke Short : bmagic: "relief recovery attempt" is no trend reversal signal for me
[2026-04-03 17:33:14] Luke Short : never heard about that
[2026-04-03 17:42:03] Atlemos : The only one who can save us now is Krow the Krowleg!
[2026-04-03 17:47:06] Atlemos : dump test
[2026-04-03 17:47:30] Luke Short : it's just a test bro 🚬
[2026-04-03 17:51:10] BMEXcheers : what if we take the bottom 100 trades
[2026-04-03 17:51:14] BMEXcheers : traders*
[2026-04-03 17:51:22] BMEXcheers : and make a opposite bot from their stats
[2026-04-03 17:51:23] BMEXcheers : lol
[2026-04-03 17:51:35] BMEXcheers : you have a higher chance of being wrong than right
[2026-04-03 18:03:26] bmagic : Luke Short: who said anything about a trend reversal?
[2026-04-03 18:04:27] bmagic : Its a daily reversal
[2026-04-03 18:04:53] bmagic : Buy the next dip
[2026-04-03 18:05:06] Luke Short : bmagic: lterally you, sir
[2026-04-03 18:05:11] Luke Short : no worries
[2026-04-03 18:05:23] Luke Short : get rekt
[2026-04-03 18:05:38] PeacenLuv : suoikoin ascending triangle big on a high 15min vs last 24hrs left to right
[2026-04-03 18:06:06] bmagic : Luke Short: your english is half cooked
[2026-04-03 18:06:56] PeacenLuv : stops up 0.0874
[2026-04-03 18:07:01] Luke Short : bmagic: we can write in german or spanish if you prefer
[2026-04-03 18:08:13] Luke Short : 📞it's for you bulls, margin is calling
[2026-04-03 18:11:24] bmagic : Luke Short: no need, i think you’ll have a temporary win, hopefully make the right choice to flip when the time comes
[2026-04-03 18:11:54] bmagic : Doom is near but so is moon
[2026-04-03 18:12:43] Luke Short : bmagic: if it helps - usually when everyone in trollbox is long and i am short it's me who is wrong
[2026-04-03 18:13:19] bmagic : Im keen to see if 64k range is going to be cut through like butter or fake the breakdown and pump the upside
[2026-04-03 18:13:32] bmagic : I think its the latter based on what i see
[2026-04-03 18:14:21] bmagic : There are some good signals for the breakdown but not enough for me to say this is it
[2026-04-03 18:14:46] bmagic : Usually when there is conflict in the technicals it suggests a fakeout
[2026-04-03 18:15:05] bmagic : Only time thats wrong is if there is prolonged sideways action
[2026-04-03 18:15:20] Luke Short : it has to happen soon, i think so as well
[2026-04-03 18:16:03] bmagic : Lets get it
[2026-04-03 18:16:11] bmagic : :doge:
[2026-04-03 18:18:29] Luke Short : all i want is a last low below 60
[2026-04-03 18:18:29] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/2Oe5bM7E/
[2026-04-03 18:21:02] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 66826
[2026-04-03 18:21:23] PeacenLuv : sui koin 15 ginna pump
[2026-04-03 18:22:49] Luke Short : https://www.financialjuice.com/News/9519783/Iran-has-rejected-a-US-proposal-for-a-48-hour-ceasefire---Unnamed-source-tells-semi-official-Fars-News-Agency.aspx
[2026-04-03 18:23:11] Luke Short : Iran didn't hear no bell
[2026-04-03 18:31:45] BMEXcheers : they hunting that pilot
[2026-04-03 18:31:45] BMEXcheers : heh
[2026-04-03 18:38:20] GodBleesYou : Dario1: Mooo!!!
[2026-04-03 18:38:44] GodBleesYou : lol everyone stat Mooing? arthur
[2026-04-03 18:42:10] BlissRP : baaaaaa
[2026-04-03 18:42:17] BlissRP : sheep it
[2026-04-03 18:48:31] bmagic : GodBleesYou: its a dump attempt first
[2026-04-03 18:48:40] bmagic : Then potential super moon
[2026-04-03 18:49:16] GodBleesYou : bmagic: <3
[2026-04-03 18:49:20] GodBleesYou : lets fly
[2026-04-03 18:49:39] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i baaaa it all day
[2026-04-03 18:49:53] GodBleesYou : i have 4 goats in the farm land
[2026-04-03 18:50:07] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-03 18:50:14] Gandalf the Grey : Baaaaa cBaaaaaaaa
[2026-04-03 18:50:18] GodBleesYou : aaa i have sheeps
[2026-04-03 18:50:23] GodBleesYou : no goats
[2026-04-03 18:50:24] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-03 18:50:30] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Moo!!!!!
[2026-04-03 18:50:37] Gandalf the Grey : Do you ride them?
[2026-04-03 18:50:57] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: no i just let them clean the grass
[2026-04-03 18:51:12] GodBleesYou : tropical area so alot of green to eat
[2026-04-03 18:51:27] GodBleesYou : bmagic: @Gandalf the Grey so it gonna dump hard now?
[2026-04-03 18:51:36] GodBleesYou : and Moo to 80k?
[2026-04-03 18:52:13] Gandalf the Grey : if we hold a strong trend sub 66k then hold short till the new range forms imo
[2026-04-03 18:52:26] Gandalf the Grey : otherwise risk long from low 66k, high 65k.
[2026-04-03 18:52:29] Gandalf the Grey : that is da plan for now
[2026-04-03 18:53:48] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: same here lets hope for -10% wick then 30% pump xD
[2026-04-03 18:53:54] GodBleesYou : some alts gonna pump 100%
[2026-04-03 18:54:30] Gandalf the Grey : Ahla leyla ahla naaaas
[2026-04-03 18:54:33] Gandalf the Grey : give me ananaaaaas
[2026-04-03 18:56:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 4200 DOGE @ 0.09183 ($385.56)
[2026-04-03 18:59:17] bmagic : GodBleesYou: somewhere around 62.7 to 65.4k
[2026-04-03 19:03:44] Gandalf the Grey : i wanna catch a big ass move like 20 percent
[2026-04-03 19:03:47] Gandalf the Grey : on 30x
[2026-04-03 19:03:49] Gandalf the Grey : muhhhahahaha
[2026-04-03 19:03:58] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah in the right direction
[2026-04-03 19:04:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 2810 DOGE @ 0.09151 ($257.06)
[2026-04-03 19:05:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 910 DOGE @ 0.09147 ($83.22)
[2026-04-03 19:09:39] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/EspartanoPicks/status/2039838633838985222 , :pepe:
[2026-04-03 19:12:00] Gandalf the Grey : COCKaine
[2026-04-03 19:14:32] 45th_blown_account : bitconneeeeee
[2026-04-03 19:15:07] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/jamjF8gxNIo?si=7TpFcuqgGvBdXCmQ , NU - Man O To :pepe:
[2026-04-03 19:17:01] GodBleesYou : bmagic: yea i look at the same area
[2026-04-03 19:17:07] GodBleesYou : worst case 58k
[2026-04-03 19:17:28] GodBleesYou : it should happen today or tommarow
[2026-04-03 19:31:57] Gandalf the Grey : euro is getting cooked
[2026-04-03 19:42:42] Luke Short : it's not the euro getting cooked, but the usd pumpin
[2026-04-03 19:45:16] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/h9C9KIJm/
[2026-04-03 19:56:23] PeacenLuv : profit in mkt uncertainty
[2026-04-03 19:56:50] Vaaachaaa : first real trade?!
[2026-04-03 19:56:59] Vaaachaaa : pump it !
[2026-04-03 20:04:43] CaptainMooncoin : Up or down?
[2026-04-03 20:04:56] Vaaachaaa : CaptainMooncoin: nice question...
[2026-04-03 20:05:14] Vaaachaaa : bids=2159 asks=2305
[2026-04-03 20:07:39] Vaaachaaa : CaptainMooncoin: stoch rsi strat ? xD
[2026-04-03 20:40:52] CaptainMooncoin : Vaaachaaa: stoch rsi is the best
[2026-04-03 20:41:03] Vaaachaaa : CaptainMooncoin: aha
[2026-04-03 20:41:43] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: sir plz ?
[2026-04-03 20:42:15] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: what buddy
[2026-04-03 20:42:17] GodBleesYou : all good
[2026-04-03 20:42:38] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: https://www.tradingview.com/x/bMHv6Gzg/ better ?
[2026-04-03 20:42:57] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: what the stats?
[2026-04-03 20:43:12] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: all good thx and you ?
[2026-04-03 20:43:21] GodBleesYou : i will go for a bit
[2026-04-03 20:43:24] GodBleesYou : BRB
[2026-04-03 20:43:32] GodBleesYou : praze the lord
[2026-04-03 20:43:33] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-03 20:44:09] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: ;)
[2026-04-03 20:46:23] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: you are a pro sir you know my stats ;)
[2026-04-03 20:50:11] Vaaachaaa : im solo with my hand my bot vs market vs signal telegram vip or other without acces ;'(
[2026-04-03 21:04:32] thankyousomuch : 1
[2026-04-03 21:04:33] thankyousomuch : k
[2026-04-03 21:04:48] thankyousomuch : :pepe: then bear market after
[2026-04-03 21:06:59] thankyousomuch : Btc was vreated to be shorted
[2026-04-03 21:14:10] CaptainMooncoin : FOMO
[2026-04-03 21:17:36] thankyousomuch : beaflag
[2026-04-03 21:17:41] thankyousomuch : bearflag
[2026-04-03 21:17:43] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-03 21:17:45] thankyousomuch : 📉
[2026-04-03 21:18:06] FishyGuy : Vaaachaaa: you will learn to ignore noise
[2026-04-03 21:18:29] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds will teach longers age of minimum wage
[2026-04-03 21:18:44] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-04-03 21:19:06] Vaaachaaa : FishyGuy: right, thx
[2026-04-03 21:19:21] FishyGuy : well at least the sarcasm isnt weak with you
[2026-04-03 21:20:53] Vaaachaaa : FishyGuy: :S
[2026-04-03 21:35:16] CaptainMooncoin : Easter fomo too fking strong
[2026-04-03 21:38:54] thankyousomuch : muhhhhhhhhhhh 💫🐃 😳
[2026-04-03 21:39:12] thankyousomuch : sionce this day bullrun wasnt seen again
[2026-04-03 21:49:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 1553 Cont @ 80.57 ($8,375.35) - RIP
[2026-04-03 21:51:16] thankyousomuch : Hayes "btc will reach 200k by march "
[2026-04-03 21:51:21] thankyousomuch : rekt
[2026-04-03 21:51:49] thankyousomuch : bluemaster :pepe:
[2026-04-03 21:52:13] thankyousomuch : 😳
[2026-04-03 22:08:04] thankyousomuch : China :pepe:
[2026-04-03 22:08:24] thankyousomuch : 100x short
[2026-04-03 22:11:44] CaptainMooncoin : Fomo over?
[2026-04-03 22:25:41] bluemaster : thankyousomuch::me:
[2026-04-03 22:26:31] bluemaster : /rpnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,497.12 USDT RPNL ```
[2026-04-03 22:27:30] bluemaster : /rpnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1054 XBT RPNL ```
[2026-04-03 22:28:50] bluemaster : when you see news like this buy how much you can : https://cryptoslate.com/bitcoin-safe-haven-fails-iran-oil-shock-10000-risk/
[2026-04-03 22:29:31] WeedMex : /since ``` :bitmex: WeedMex has been on BitMEX since Jul 8, 2018. ```
[2026-04-03 22:30:25] bluemaster : WeedMex: how many times you changed name 😜
[2026-04-03 22:31:05] bluemaster : /position xbtusd Hakuna Matata ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 292,200 USD @ 70821.5297 ```
[2026-04-03 22:31:11] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 186,900 USD @ 69269.3469 ```
[2026-04-03 22:32:36] bluemaster : I hope Mr Market Maker lets me average this on nice levels down , 16 k will be nice or 10 k
[2026-04-03 22:48:29] CaptainMooncoin : Fomo over?
[2026-04-03 22:56:26] d4r : /since ``` :bitmex: d4r has been on BitMEX since Mar 15, 2018. ```