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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-04-02 01:18:31] voixjomz : slice like butter [2026-04-02 01:18:44] BlissRP : the knife is so hot [2026-04-02 01:18:48] BlissRP : so so hot [2026-04-02 01:21:07] Gjergj : yellow man is crazy [2026-04-02 01:21:52] ninnk : what did he say now lmao [2026-04-02 01:22:03] BlissRP : yellow man is Xi? [2026-04-02 01:22:34] GodBleesYou : what volume baby boy [2026-04-02 01:23:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 6500 USD @ 67353.5 [2026-04-02 01:23:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 600 USD @ 67334.3 - GG, go touch grass [2026-04-02 01:25:30] PeacenLuv : buy the dips btc [2026-04-02 01:30:47] PeacenLuv : 😃long entry btc 67566 [2026-04-02 01:31:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1400 USD @ 67399.8 [2026-04-02 01:31:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 231 XRP @ 1.325 ($306.09) [2026-04-02 01:32:24] yellowpig : 65327,61314,59013 [2026-04-02 01:32:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0815 XBT @ 67229.8 ($5,478.96) [2026-04-02 01:32:36] PeacenLuv : long entry 67262 [2026-04-02 01:32:41] BlissRP : the 1 min is an unhinged movie [2026-04-02 01:32:45] BlissRP : and im here for it [2026-04-02 01:32:51] PeacenLuv : adding pumpittup lezgohh [2026-04-02 01:36:56] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -399,400 USD @ 68124.5316 ``` [2026-04-02 01:41:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 22200 USD @ 67165.8 - He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter [2026-04-02 01:41:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1400 ETH @ 2092.25 ($292.87) [2026-04-02 01:45:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 67118.6 - GG, go touch grass [2026-04-02 01:48:33] PeacenLuv : long entry 67182 longstops up 67111 [2026-04-02 01:56:05] Finnic99 : news is just liquidity to push the price down to cheap levels [2026-04-02 01:56:21] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa: [2026-04-02 01:56:56] Finnic99 : 50k - > 200k [2026-04-02 01:58:32] MANsa_MOONsa : LFG [2026-04-02 01:58:39] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0311 XBT RPNL, 0.0689 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-04-02 02:00:28] MANsa_MOONsa : closing this short [2026-04-02 02:01:48] Mr. Axelrod : MANsa_MOONsa: nice one [2026-04-02 02:03:23] GodBleesYou : bmex the only safe haven [2026-04-02 02:08:47] PeacenLuv : big wave btc inbound u got 60k warning through recent high good luck btc [2026-04-02 02:09:31] PeacenLuv : 5min btc is bottoming [2026-04-02 02:12:23] Finnic99 : sub 67k want to see [2026-04-02 02:12:27] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa: [2026-04-02 02:13:04] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa: did you use a lot of leverage or not [2026-04-02 02:13:21] BlissRP : MANsa_MOONsa: no balls [2026-04-02 02:13:24] Finnic99 : good [2026-04-02 02:13:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66947.9 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-04-02 02:14:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 22158.1000 SUI @ 0.8643 ($19,146.81) - Enjoy the ramen seasoning packets, hero [2026-04-02 02:14:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 2400 USD @ 68816 [2026-04-02 02:14:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3500 USD @ 66856.3 [2026-04-02 02:15:55] Dario1 : Thank you so much MM <3 [2026-04-02 02:19:32] migozelaaa : 50k [2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LTCUSDT`: Sell 100 LTC @ 52.64 ($5,262.40) - Say hi to your wife’s boyfriend from the couch tonight [2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 100 USD @ 68744 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.812 ($10.85) [2026-04-02 02:21:45] PeacenLuv : long entry 66798 xbtusd perps pumpittup [2026-04-02 02:23:05] migozelaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -28,600 USD @ 67574.9 ``` [2026-04-02 02:23:49] PeacenLuv : long entry sui token 0.866 [2026-04-02 02:24:39] PeacenLuv : long liquids 66666.2 [2026-04-02 02:24:48] PeacenLuv : hmmm [2026-04-02 02:25:01] PeacenLuv : cant run from it [2026-04-02 02:32:01] 45th_blown_account : bitconneeeeeeeeee [2026-04-02 02:43:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 22 Cont @ 2074.66 ($3,048.06) - Paper hands beat dead hands [2026-04-02 02:43:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3500 USD @ 66733.3 [2026-04-02 02:43:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 2200 USD @ 68689 [2026-04-02 02:44:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 22 Cont @ 78.41 ($115.07) [2026-04-02 02:44:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66650.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-02 03:16:38] GodBleesYou : Only Bmex!!! [2026-04-02 03:16:42] GodBleesYou : Only Mo!!! [2026-04-02 03:20:03] BlissRP : organic [2026-04-02 03:22:10] PeacenLuv : 😄long entry 66751 pumpittup [2026-04-02 03:23:03] PeacenLuv : stops up 66758 [2026-04-02 03:24:04] GodBleesYou : the exit pump gonna be organic as well [2026-04-02 03:24:12] GodBleesYou : fucking market maker xD [2026-04-02 03:24:32] GodBleesYou : i hope it will trigger flip before it pump on my face [2026-04-02 03:24:35] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-04-02 03:24:54] GodBleesYou : it seems bottom is far if this isnt a trap [2026-04-02 03:24:59] GodBleesYou : and it will bart up [2026-04-02 03:25:05] BlissRP : its always a trap [2026-04-02 03:25:35] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: yeah :arthur: [2026-04-02 03:25:40] PeacenLuv : i got an old long order 69111 hrs ago missed it [2026-04-02 03:26:00] PeacenLuv : prolly here sewnn [2026-04-02 03:31:04] MadoffNakamoto : daily check to make sure this is still going to zero [2026-04-02 03:36:40] BlissRP : 0 might hold [2026-04-02 03:42:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.2100 ETH @ 2062.81 ($433.19) [2026-04-02 03:42:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 7 Cont @ 2062.8 ($962.66) [2026-04-02 03:42:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 20000 USD @ 66556.8 - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act [2026-04-02 03:42:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 724.6000 SUI @ 0.8567 ($620.62) [2026-04-02 03:43:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 66496.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-02 03:44:37] CaptainMooncoin : Are we taking a big shit? [2026-04-02 04:05:00] bluemaster : what I nice price move ,kids not allowed naked swiming here [2026-04-02 04:05:06] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,539.43 USDT RPNL, 1,124.47 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-04-02 04:05:16] bluemaster : 😜 [2026-04-02 04:07:49] bluemaster : ⚠ ALT DIVERGENCE Alts pumping vs BTC — historically precedes corrections [2026-04-02 04:09:57] bluemaster : ETH 1 year +12% [2026-04-02 04:10:15] bluemaster : BTC 1 year -20% [2026-04-02 04:10:28] bluemaster : keep buying shitcoins fuckers [2026-04-02 04:11:33] bluemaster : why buy Bitcoin when you can make rich CZ,Justin,VItalik ,ETH Foundation and rest of scam [2026-04-02 04:12:20] bluemaster : https://bitcoinwisdom.io/ [2026-04-02 04:18:25] PeacenLuv : longstop66508 [2026-04-02 04:22:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1500 USD @ 66392.2 [2026-04-02 04:22:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.3800 ETH @ 2049 ($778.59) [2026-04-02 04:26:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 66377.8 [2026-04-02 04:27:25] CaptainMooncoin : Did we just had a bull trap? [2026-04-02 04:27:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0008 XBT @ 66377.2 ($53.09) - Hope is not a strategy [2026-04-02 04:31:41] CaptainMooncoin : Or is it gonna fall into hell now? [2026-04-02 04:32:20] CaptainMooncoin : Because of trump the biggest clown ever [2026-04-02 04:32:47] caex : that true [2026-04-02 04:33:20] BlissRP : imagine complaining about cheaper buys [2026-04-02 04:35:20] CaptainMooncoin : Should I stay in this long? [2026-04-02 04:37:06] caex : Trump and his negotiations right now — he blames Iran for high oil prices, but who told him to attack them in the first place? This isn’t a leader of a superpower, it’s a circus clown. [2026-04-02 04:37:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 25000 USD @ 66287.4 - Liquidation complete – coffee break? [2026-04-02 04:39:33] caex : And on top of that, he’s inviting people to buy American oil — this is a circus.😄 [2026-04-02 04:41:25] caex : All Iran has to do is block the strait, and Trump will already start panicking. It’ll get even worse if he launches a ground operation after a statement like that, it’s only a matter of hours, maybe days. [2026-04-02 04:41:37] caex : crypto goblin town [2026-04-02 04:42:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 6000 USD @ 66234.7 [2026-04-02 04:43:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 66213.3 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-02 05:00:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SHIBUSDT`: Sell 336170000 SHIB @ 0.0000058 ($1,963.23) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!” [2026-04-02 05:08:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 1650 DOGE @ 0.08931 ($147.30) [2026-04-02 05:25:54] SteveS. : Trump is a boss [2026-04-02 05:26:12] SteveS. : He should just nuke them [2026-04-02 05:55:12] CaptainMooncoin : caex: he attacked Iran and messed up the world economy just to cover up the fact that he is a pedophile and it would come up eventually through the Epstein files [2026-04-02 06:01:55] caex : bull trap done 😄thanks Trump [2026-04-02 06:03:52] caex : Keep going bulls, keep longing until Donald Trump announces that a ground invasion of Iran has begun.😄😄 [2026-04-02 06:06:36] caex : TP 58K😘 [2026-04-02 06:06:36] caex : Caex is playing short and giving bulls the middle finger. sajonara [2026-04-02 06:19:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 10 Cont @ 2053.61 ($1,371.88) [2026-04-02 06:25:05] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66508 [2026-04-02 06:26:05] PeacenLuv : round up the pdf files [2026-04-02 06:26:15] PeacenLuv : CaptainMooncoin: [2026-04-02 06:26:51] PeacenLuv : btc surfaces truth [2026-04-02 06:32:39] REKTakaMagicTric : fk my positions looks bad [2026-04-02 06:37:35] neki : 68085, was the last since my chart was refreshed :D.. oh well.,Happy April 2nd - the Dollar day [2026-04-02 06:52:36] REKTakaMagicTric : shortin oil bitmex gonna take me into grave [2026-04-02 07:19:31] 45th_blown_account : 20k imminent :arthur: [2026-04-02 07:22:10] REKTakaMagicTric : ill be fine just dont pump oil prices [2026-04-02 07:54:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!!! DOOM!!!!!!!!!!! [2026-04-02 08:07:36] Dr.van_Doom666 : SteveS.: mmm [2026-04-02 08:25:03] bluemaster : SteveS: you finished night shift [2026-04-02 08:25:15] bluemaster : 😍 [2026-04-02 08:44:25] GodBleesYou : yo yo [2026-04-02 08:47:48] BlissRP : i just went to casino, had the worst session ever, and when i said last bet hit a 2000x [2026-04-02 08:47:51] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-04-02 08:47:57] BlissRP : GAMBA [2026-04-02 08:54:34] Kaczy7777 : Medicine [2026-04-02 09:03:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 66360.4 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-02 09:03:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 200 USD @ 68303.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-02 09:03:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1900 ETH @ 2042.18 ($387.98) [2026-04-02 09:07:11] Dario1 : No wonder it’s dumping, SteveS was bullish :kek: [2026-04-02 09:07:36] Dario1 : he is the best counter-indicator trollbox has ever had [2026-04-02 09:11:05] caex : btc loading -10% [2026-04-02 09:12:28] bluemaster : Dario1: +1 he is Jim Cramer of South Africa [2026-04-02 09:13:01] bluemaster : it is not much but is honest work ,at least for boat petrol little bit [2026-04-02 09:13:06] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,569.90 USDT RPNL, 2,831.95 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-04-02 09:14:38] bluemaster : this wanky Market Maker is so predictable 😜 [2026-04-02 09:16:05] GodBleesYou : caex: it will scam up.... [2026-04-02 09:16:11] GodBleesYou : bart style... [2026-04-02 09:16:14] GodBleesYou : dam market maker.. [2026-04-02 09:16:48] BlissRP : will it? [2026-04-02 09:16:51] BlissRP : do YOU will it? [2026-04-02 09:17:00] BlissRP : i need jew will if im gonna buy [2026-04-02 09:19:11] Dario1 : bluemaster: hehe indeed [2026-04-02 09:19:25] Dario1 : but SteveS is even worse [2026-04-02 09:19:30] Dario1 : Cramer looks like a safe bet compared to SteveS :arthur: [2026-04-02 09:19:46] BlissRP : at least he wished you all a very Mahalo day [2026-04-02 09:19:55] BlissRP : thats all that matters [2026-04-02 09:19:59] Dario1 : SteveS is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the counter-trade [2026-04-02 09:23:42] Dario1 : Werner: we need more wernings [2026-04-02 09:24:20] BlissRP : how long ago was steve here? could he have been april fools joking yall? :arthur: [2026-04-02 09:25:29] Dario1 : You were not on trollbox for 2 years to witness his dump to 6K signals [2026-04-02 09:25:52] BlissRP : :kek: tell me more [2026-04-02 09:26:01] Dario1 : :kek: [2026-04-02 09:26:06] BlissRP : but also that break was very beneficial ser i must say [2026-04-02 09:26:32] Dario1 : He didn’t change a bit after that break [2026-04-02 09:26:49] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-04-02 09:33:06] caex : GodBleesYou: Trump, in his speech, escalates the Iran conflict by attacking another base in Jordan, and if BTC goes up, it will be a real scam. [2026-04-02 09:33:58] BMEXcheers : word is (and its just a word) the canal will accept payments in btc [2026-04-02 09:34:31] BMEXcheers : so if you have 21btc you could sell your btc for billions to governments so they can bring oil to our lovely shores [2026-04-02 09:35:28] caex : Bulls are scared of losing 65k [2026-04-02 09:35:43] Dario1 : They accept crypto and yuan [2026-04-02 09:36:00] Dario1 : Petrodollar -> Petroyuan [2026-04-02 09:37:51] caex : Bulls were betting on a war ending instead, Trump just escalated the situation.sub 60k soon [2026-04-02 09:38:37] voixjomz : we still have 1year+ of bear market [2026-04-02 09:41:32] Dario1 : No one can escalate his own downfall better than Donald Epstein [2026-04-02 09:42:09] BlissRP : it was a funny speech [2026-04-02 09:42:28] BlissRP : he said all this stuff about how its over soon, then said all the things he could do if its not [2026-04-02 09:42:31] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-04-02 09:42:59] Dario1 : 🤣 [2026-04-02 09:45:27] BMEXcheers : what are my financial options tb....shall i max out my work place pension first? ISA? Rest into btc? [2026-04-02 09:45:31] BMEXcheers : what you thinking [2026-04-02 09:45:55] BMEXcheers : i need my jaw implant installed first and then its time to look at reitrement (after the used rs3 for 20k) [2026-04-02 09:45:56] BMEXcheers : then [2026-04-02 09:45:58] BMEXcheers : retire [2026-04-02 09:59:07] Luke Short : Max out the pension, don‘t use your ISA for trading and keep on trading during retirement. [2026-04-02 10:00:03] Luke Short : Never. Stop. Trading. We die as traders. [2026-04-02 10:00:29] Luke Short : Arthur is counting on us [2026-04-02 10:04:29] BMEXcheers : yeah so, im just over 100k - i dont have any financial commitments [2026-04-02 10:04:53] BMEXcheers : should i go up to 40k = pension, rest into ISA per year (20k) [2026-04-02 10:04:54] BMEXcheers : ? [2026-04-02 10:05:14] BMEXcheers : i dont have a workplace ISA, so it'd be after tax - i think? [2026-04-02 10:10:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 800 USD @ 68167.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-04-02 10:10:55] Luke Short : Yes, I would do that. [2026-04-02 10:11:05] Luke Short : https://imgur.com/gallery/trump-regime-NtxdzqL [2026-04-02 10:11:29] Luke Short : Also, short the shitcoin [2026-04-02 10:18:18] BMEXcheers : Dario1: claude improved my bot, it tweaked the settings where it found I was losing trades.... https://ibb.co/0jFh6WWZ [2026-04-02 10:18:30] BMEXcheers : thoughts? Onto paper trading now then execution testing with test net [2026-04-02 10:20:24] OrangeBull : shprt squeeze will be beautiful [2026-04-02 10:45:31] bluemaster : silly kids ,all going how was designed to go , moment Black Rock get involved ,they started dumping 6 months ago and now 2 months they just slowly closing that insider trade ,notice how dumps bouncing up even with all this bullshit war ... [2026-04-02 10:46:33] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,569.90 USDT RPNL, 2,021.43 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-04-02 10:48:21] bluemaster : if you can not handle sideways market in small range 50k to 150k before pump to 500k + go get a job [2026-04-02 10:52:45] bmagic : Long now [2026-04-02 10:52:48] bmagic : Send it hard [2026-04-02 10:52:51] bmagic : Pump [2026-04-02 10:53:07] BlissRP : long and hard? [2026-04-02 10:53:27] BlissRP : confident and fiesty? [2026-04-02 10:53:41] blaster33 : only me doesn't see the chart? [2026-04-02 10:53:50] bdarock : Nah i don't either [2026-04-02 10:53:55] bdarock : @blaster33 [2026-04-02 10:54:02] blaster33 : alright [2026-04-02 10:58:24] bluemaster : blaster33: you using chart for trading ? [2026-04-02 10:58:41] bluemaster : and probably stops too 😜 [2026-04-02 11:01:37] REKTakaMagicTric : fk in one night account -70% shorting oil killing me [2026-04-02 11:01:47] REKTakaMagicTric : fk trump [2026-04-02 11:02:32] CaptainMooncoin : Yeah fk trump that lying pedophile [2026-04-02 11:03:06] bmagic : Charting losses [2026-04-02 11:03:09] CaptainMooncoin : So many long here getting liquidated [2026-04-02 11:03:12] bmagic : Longing winnings [2026-04-02 11:03:55] bmagic : bluemaster: they don't understand why long is good [2026-04-02 11:06:05] bluemaster : I will be "NET" long even when I die [2026-04-02 11:06:11] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-04-02 11:06:49] bluemaster : Bitmex should have dad man switch or trade will be open forever [2026-04-02 11:08:20] bluemaster : when they dump just handing me over more free ammunition that is all ... [2026-04-02 11:08:27] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,569.90 USDT RPNL, 2,442.77 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-04-02 11:10:29] GodBleesYou : lol [2026-04-02 11:10:30] GodBleesYou : https://x.com/DBCrypt0/status/2039419532335563010?s=20 [2026-04-02 11:10:39] GodBleesYou : so thats the drama? [2026-04-02 11:11:17] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: lol [2026-04-02 11:11:26] BlissRP : i knew that place was crooked when their stops didnt work [2026-04-02 11:11:26] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3 [2026-04-02 11:11:40] BlissRP : glad i only tried with 200 bucks to see if its any good [2026-04-02 11:11:46] BlissRP : spoiler - it wasnt [2026-04-02 11:11:51] bdarock : Can anyone see the chart yet lol [2026-04-02 11:12:09] GodBleesYou : so after they cash out it will MOO moo MOOO [2026-04-02 11:12:12] GodBleesYou : LETS GO!!! [2026-04-02 11:12:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PUMPUSDT`: Sell 58529 PUMP @ 0.001591 ($93.12) [2026-04-02 11:12:23] GodBleesYou : DAM... [2026-04-02 11:12:27] GodBleesYou : look at it dive.. [2026-04-02 11:12:30] GodBleesYou : no mercy... [2026-04-02 11:13:03] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: so we long xmr now? [2026-04-02 11:13:27] GodBleesYou : we know he will cash in to xmr [2026-04-02 11:13:29] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-04-02 11:13:57] BlissRP : i cant touch those poopoo privacy coins man im sorry [2026-04-02 11:14:04] BlissRP : but i wish you the best [2026-04-02 11:15:07] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: lets long it 33x all in [2026-04-02 11:15:10] GodBleesYou : be brave!! [2026-04-02 11:15:29] BlissRP : thats 10x what im comfortable with :kek: [2026-04-02 11:16:09] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i am just trying to make artur rich and support ronnie work :arthur: [2026-04-02 11:16:24] BlissRP : typical bitmex maxi [2026-04-02 11:16:50] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-04-02 11:16:55] GodBleesYou : :arthur: [2026-04-02 11:17:34] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: 200milion $ in sol lol [2026-04-02 11:17:46] GodBleesYou : how low will it dive? [2026-04-02 11:17:54] BlissRP : theyve already bridged [2026-04-02 11:17:55] GodBleesYou : will we get holy candle? [2026-04-02 11:17:58] BlissRP : why sell now [2026-04-02 11:18:20] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: hacker mentellty [2026-04-02 11:18:23] GodBleesYou : cash out [2026-04-02 11:18:26] BlissRP : they insta sold and moved it to eth [2026-04-02 11:18:34] BlissRP : yep [2026-04-02 11:20:02] Benobi : Chart is dead ? [2026-04-02 11:20:08] Benobi : How should I amuse myself ? [2026-04-02 11:24:30] BitMEX_Chet : We are aware of the chart issue and are working on a fix asap [2026-04-02 11:24:37] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: thanks Chet [2026-04-02 11:27:46] blaster33 : who uses the chart to trade anyways [2026-04-02 11:28:03] blaster33 : aren't we just flipping a coin to short or long [2026-04-02 11:32:12] GodBleesYou : Benobi: just long it 250x [2026-04-02 11:34:34] BitMEX_Chet : If you had issues with the chart, please try refreshing the page [2026-04-02 11:36:22] bdarock : Chart is back. sick [2026-04-02 11:37:49] bearologist : Big big down :doge: [2026-04-02 11:38:37] bearologist : Why the LONG face :btc: [2026-04-02 11:39:03] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: Your screenshot was not available [2026-04-02 11:39:10] Dario1 : but very happy for you [2026-04-02 11:39:24] Dario1 : You could also consider implementing market condition switching models [2026-04-02 11:39:44] Dario1 : like Hidden Markov Model to automatically switch to a strategy optimized for a given market condition [2026-04-02 11:40:05] Dario1 : you still have months of error and trail ahead of you [2026-04-02 11:40:17] Dario1 : good luck 👍 [2026-04-02 11:49:12] Dario1 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_Markov_model [2026-04-02 11:52:04] BMEXcheers : https://ibb.co/2YjQ25qV [2026-04-02 11:57:19] Dario1 : Looking great so far [2026-04-02 11:57:25] Dario1 : This time you are taking fees and funding into account [2026-04-02 11:57:35] Dario1 : and your sample size is big enough for the law of large numbers to kick in [2026-04-02 11:57:41] Dario1 : and smooth out the random variance [2026-04-02 11:57:43] Dario1 : +1 [2026-04-02 11:57:59] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 66205 longittup lezgohh😛 [2026-04-02 11:58:54] Dario1 : I got 66K I asked for yesterday [2026-04-02 11:59:07] Dario1 : Now I want a bounce :rocket: [2026-04-02 12:02:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0168 XBT @ 66127 ($1,110.65) [2026-04-02 12:02:29] REKTakaMagicTric : fk that orange retard fk for shake fk fk fk shame that next day isnt christmas i would wish brains for trump.. why the fk he just dont let oil flow and get oil price back down? fk that asshole if i get rekt by his dump asss moves and oil price pumps [2026-04-02 12:05:07] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,824.61 USDT RPNL, 3,566.67 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-04-02 12:06:17] bearologist : Huge big down :doge: [2026-04-02 12:07:40] bearologist : Longer legs than chief of receptionists Anastasia ✨✨😵💫 [2026-04-02 12:09:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66099.6 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-02 12:17:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66071.5 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-02 12:19:31] GodBleesYou : deadly [2026-04-02 12:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 1000 USD @ 67931 [2026-04-02 12:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.7600 ETH @ 2026.69 ($1,539.68) [2026-04-02 12:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2000 USD @ 66003.2 [2026-04-02 12:20:55] caex : in June 20k [2026-04-02 12:22:03] caex : ETH 1200 [2026-04-02 12:22:56] caex : If you have any questions, ask Trump.😄😄 [2026-04-02 12:23:47] caex : i see big drop now to 58k [2026-04-02 12:24:34] blaster33 : caex: november, each bottom cycle happen of the year, will it be different this time? [2026-04-02 12:24:47] blaster33 : end of the year* [2026-04-02 12:28:43] bluemaster : I love you guys , just a bunch of momentum chasers on a tick chart 😜 [2026-04-02 12:29:07] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,852.42 USDT RPNL, 3,910.29 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-04-02 12:29:48] caex : blaster33: everything is according to the stars June, July 40, 30k in November the bottom level is 20-25k and the upward movemen😄 [2026-04-02 12:30:24] bluemaster : caex: mate if it looks like just run opsotie way [2026-04-02 12:30:35] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-04-02 12:31:46] BMEXcheers : https://ibb.co/2YjQ25qV Dario1 [2026-04-02 12:31:47] BMEXcheers : thoughts? [2026-04-02 12:32:06] bluemaster : I don't have a clue what Bitcoin has to do with Iran or any war or selling it for paper money [2026-04-02 12:33:01] caex : bluemaster: everyone got bored with the false upward movements [2026-04-02 12:33:36] caex : multiple testing of the 70k+ level is rejected by the market [2026-04-02 12:34:01] bluemaster : caex: and false dumps mate [2026-04-02 12:34:31] ninnk : you longed oil during trump's speech, right, anon? [2026-04-02 12:35:43] REKTakaMagicTric : i kept fking my short and no account blance -70% [2026-04-02 12:35:44] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: Trollbox sometimes doesn't show all messages. Refresh and you will see my comment [2026-04-02 12:35:53] REKTakaMagicTric : now account* [2026-04-02 12:36:02] caex : bluemaster: Just like multiple fake moves to the upside [2026-04-02 12:36:36] caex : Nothing will happen if this scam drops to around 60k. [2026-04-02 12:36:40] REKTakaMagicTric : tump is murderer phedo and have no brains [2026-04-02 12:37:03] caex : And people will gladly buy it cheaper. [2026-04-02 12:38:47] caex : Bitcoin needs a move like October 10 a clean sweep down and then up. [2026-04-02 12:39:06] Dario1 : The cheaper the better [2026-04-02 12:39:26] PeacenLuv : long entry 66119 [2026-04-02 12:39:36] Dario1 : Dips are second best thing that can happen to perma bulls 😜 [2026-04-02 12:40:09] PeacenLuv : liquid 65991 [2026-04-02 12:40:20] PeacenLuv : best pump [2026-04-02 12:40:37] caex : https://www.coinglass.com/large-orderbook-statistics [2026-04-02 12:40:42] PeacenLuv : k 2 choices [2026-04-02 12:40:45] caex : You can see where the real buy and sell orders are placed. [2026-04-02 12:40:52] bluemaster : Dario1: ssh [2026-04-02 12:41:06] caex : 40-60k not 65k + [2026-04-02 12:41:14] Dario1 : bluemaster: hehe sorry for blowing up our cover :arthur: [2026-04-02 12:41:17] PeacenLuv : hevin or hell [2026-04-02 12:42:21] bluemaster : I am bored going to sleep [2026-04-02 12:45:01] PeacenLuv : vukkk my 2fa almost gave me a heart attack some vukup . its fixed . odd [2026-04-02 12:45:44] PeacenLuv : bluemaster: pump so korn boss [2026-04-02 12:46:39] PeacenLuv : k im vukin waiting for long fundin no rezt for the wicked young men [2026-04-02 12:47:07] PeacenLuv : im gunna vukthizschittup btc [2026-04-02 12:47:22] PeacenLuv : floorcheckim [2026-04-02 12:49:16] Dario1 : before heading south, if any, the probability of 73-76K is higher [2026-04-02 12:49:25] Dario1 : it might take days to get there tho [2026-04-02 12:49:34] Dario1 : scalpers paradise in the mean time [2026-04-02 12:49:48] contract details : all hail trump [2026-04-02 12:49:55] contract details : the destroyer of goyim, the pumper of oil [2026-04-02 12:50:12] contract details : no snake oil from the deserts of iran here [2026-04-02 12:50:23] contract details : only high quality made in stolen from mexico us soil [2026-04-02 12:51:12] PeacenLuv : is it ok to quote einstein . vukin guy died b4 80 yrs old [2026-04-02 12:51:50] PeacenLuv : iscmore longs better [2026-04-02 12:52:11] PeacenLuv : ill let unknow [2026-04-02 12:52:22] Dario1 : Thank you Trump for bringing back all the oil in the Venezuelan soil that belonged to US [2026-04-02 12:52:29] Dario1 : Facking Venezuelans stealing US oil [2026-04-02 12:52:46] Dario1 : what were the thinking 😛 [2026-04-02 12:53:04] Dario1 : Now it's time to steal Iranian oil [2026-04-02 12:53:14] Dario1 : erm sorry I meant the oil that belonged to US [2026-04-02 12:53:31] Dario1 : they* [2026-04-02 12:53:46] PeacenLuv : the last period longing btc was pretty schiytty im lookin for a turn around [2026-04-02 12:54:23] PeacenLuv : oil is a liability if u ask me i would roll a bsrrel for a hunny [2026-04-02 12:54:29] contract details : Dario1: typical anglosaxon style innit [2026-04-02 12:54:30] Dario1 : Commander-in-chief -> Criminal-in-Chief [2026-04-02 12:54:37] Dario1 : contract details: indeed [2026-04-02 12:54:38] PeacenLuv : wouldn't [2026-04-02 12:54:55] PeacenLuv : lol gimme all u got [2026-04-02 12:55:03] PeacenLuv : contract details: [2026-04-02 12:55:17] PeacenLuv : vukin meateaterz [2026-04-02 12:55:26] GodBleesYou : WICK IT? [2026-04-02 12:55:36] contract details : PeacenLuv: nom nom [2026-04-02 12:55:39] PeacenLuv : anglosaxon gewz [2026-04-02 12:55:54] Dario1 : PeacenLuv: Take it to 72K boss :rocket: [2026-04-02 12:55:56] PeacenLuv : contract details: 😁😍😘 [2026-04-02 12:56:03] contract details : funniest part was getting rekt longing oil with minis [2026-04-02 12:56:09] contract details : in the only 3m red candle :arthur: [2026-04-02 12:56:09] PeacenLuv : must b an oxi moron [2026-04-02 12:56:23] Dario1 : :arthur: [2026-04-02 12:56:37] PeacenLuv : id trade my mom b4 anything other than btc [2026-04-02 12:56:53] PeacenLuv : no trust [2026-04-02 12:57:11] PeacenLuv : wish my head swuveled [2026-04-02 12:57:30] PeacenLuv : swivel ir rotate fully [2026-04-02 12:57:48] caex : BlackRock deposited 1,360 BTC and 20,000 ETH on Coinbase 2 hours ago. [2026-04-02 12:57:53] PeacenLuv : i heard theyr coming [2026-04-02 12:58:02] contract details : trump needs to die or maybe this is the only way europe can have some kind of modern day Diocletian hehehe [2026-04-02 12:58:12] contract details : eurocucks eating dcks from everywhere [2026-04-02 12:58:36] PeacenLuv : caex: . 1360pfft [2026-04-02 12:59:06] PeacenLuv : i hope ellen degenerate duznt eat gretta [2026-04-02 12:59:42] PeacenLuv : i bettr long more and support my ewrlier longs [2026-04-02 13:00:36] PeacenLuv : eth i dont buy sinking ships rather btc flaming rocket [2026-04-02 13:00:55] PeacenLuv : eth is cooling off [2026-04-02 13:02:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 65968.5 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-04-02 13:02:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 37350 XRP @ 1.2881 ($48,097.46) - Ping! Your position took a quick nap 😅 [2026-04-02 13:03:13] Luke Short : What's up with BNB? Funds not safu? [2026-04-02 13:05:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!! [2026-04-02 13:07:04] Dario1 : Europe will be facked even without Trump [2026-04-02 13:07:12] Dario1 : because it's facing multifaceted challenges [2026-04-02 13:07:27] Dario1 : Lack of its own resources [2026-04-02 13:07:37] Dario1 : vulnerable supply chain for oil, lng and critical minerals [2026-04-02 13:07:45] Dario1 : shrinking workforce [2026-04-02 13:07:51] Dario1 : unsustainable pension models [2026-04-02 13:07:54] CaptainMooncoin : FK TRUMPPP PEDOPHILE [2026-04-02 13:07:54] Dario1 : high cost of green transition [2026-04-02 13:08:00] Dario1 : the list goes on and on [2026-04-02 13:08:11] Dario1 : unfortunately :pepe: [2026-04-02 13:08:17] contract details : Dario1: demographics is everything [2026-04-02 13:08:18] GodBleesYou : WHY IT PUMP? [2026-04-02 13:08:25] GodBleesYou : how allowed it to pump? [2026-04-02 13:08:25] Dario1 : contract details: yep very important [2026-04-02 13:09:01] contract details : i dont know how people can have the audacity to say t hat we should bring more immigrants in to compensate, i love politicians :arthur: [2026-04-02 13:09:10] contract details : hello they are people too and they are not retarced :pepe: [2026-04-02 13:10:17] contract details : Dario1: green transition is not really green, it's like everything they do is wrong [2026-04-02 13:10:51] contract details : costs of maintenance enviromental impact, in spain it was all subsidized with public money, so we pay for them to charge us [2026-04-02 13:10:55] contract details : great model :pepe: [2026-04-02 13:12:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 5130 DOGE @ 0.08922 ($457.53) [2026-04-02 13:12:22] Dario1 : contract details: without immigrants, there wouldn't be enough people paying into the tax system to fund the pensions for elderly population [2026-04-02 13:12:27] Dario1 : The problem is Europeans decided not have kids :arthur: [2026-04-02 13:12:36] contract details : yes but these immigrants are not having kids that is what im saying [2026-04-02 13:12:45] contract details : why cover the problem instead of addressing it directly [2026-04-02 13:12:48] contract details : i will never understand [2026-04-02 13:12:49] Dario1 : This happens to any individualist lazy society [2026-04-02 13:12:54] Dario1 : Japan is an exception tho [2026-04-02 13:13:04] migozelaaa : Where are you bulls ? 😂 [2026-04-02 13:13:05] Dario1 : The had the same problems, but never allowed immigrants [2026-04-02 13:13:31] Dario1 : They* [2026-04-02 13:13:45] contract details : japan proves it's not really being lazy it's just how sex and children and families are seen now [2026-04-02 13:14:12] Dario1 : And who is behind destroying family traditions? [2026-04-02 13:14:19] Dario1 : who is behind the porn industry? [2026-04-02 13:14:22] contract details : the big noise people [2026-04-02 13:14:24] contract details : :Arthur: :Arthur: :Arthur: [2026-04-02 13:14:27] Dario1 : You have your answer :arthur: [2026-04-02 13:15:08] Dario1 : One of them died a week ago [2026-04-02 13:15:12] Dario1 : founder of OnlyFans [2026-04-02 13:15:18] Dario1 : that guy was only 43 years old [2026-04-02 13:15:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2500 USD @ 65945 [2026-04-02 13:15:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 1000 USD @ 67871.5 [2026-04-02 13:15:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.7600 ETH @ 2020.61 ($1,535.06) [2026-04-02 13:16:36] contract details : too much gooning [2026-04-02 13:17:10] contract details : i dont evne know if porn is relevant at all, it's just the donkey and the carrot stick :pepe: [2026-04-02 13:17:18] contract details : if you dont have kids you have more money, easy life :arthur: [2026-04-02 13:17:56] Gjergj : yellowman came [2026-04-02 13:17:58] Gjergj : and fkd it all up [2026-04-02 13:18:25] contract details : i dont know man he said go and take your oil [2026-04-02 13:18:28] contract details : what are we waiting for [2026-04-02 13:18:54] PeacenLuv : btfd long entry 65904 [2026-04-02 13:19:01] Dario1 : booking a ticket as we speak to go there and take my oil [2026-04-02 13:19:05] Dario1 : where the fack is my oil [2026-04-02 13:20:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 65887.5 [2026-04-02 13:22:29] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 7,000 USD @ 65941.7471 ``` [2026-04-02 13:22:32] bmagic : 62k incoming [2026-04-02 13:22:42] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc [2026-04-02 13:23:04] contract details : Dario1: i hear hormuz is nice this time of the year [2026-04-02 13:23:10] PeacenLuv : bmagic: 😁lets hope [2026-04-02 13:23:10] contract details : great fir swimming [2026-04-02 13:23:11] voixjomz : yes keep adding longs [2026-04-02 13:23:16] voixjomz : so we have fuel [2026-04-02 13:24:16] Dario1 : contract details: the best time to be there is December to April. Been on the Kish island, even better than Ibiza [2026-04-02 13:24:19] Dario1 : Same goes for Dubai [2026-04-02 13:24:21] PeacenLuv : i dunnoh if im averaging up or down . bliss [2026-04-02 13:24:26] Dario1 : I can't live there during summers [2026-04-02 13:24:29] Dario1 : too hot for me [2026-04-02 13:24:35] Dario1 : I would die :arthur: [2026-04-02 13:24:49] Luke Short : 🚀🚀🚀 OIL 🚀🚀🚀 [2026-04-02 13:25:40] PeacenLuv : letzz see if filecoin can do 150 bux from here again [2026-04-02 13:25:51] PeacenLuv : 10x longs [2026-04-02 13:26:45] Gjergj : contract details: lol [2026-04-02 13:26:57] PeacenLuv : i think btc is lil paricles just we cant see them and theyre limited by architecture [2026-04-02 13:27:08] Gjergj : better not wear anything american or jewish when visiting :arthur: [2026-04-02 13:28:06] Dario1 : Gjergj: There are Jews serving in the Iranian military even during the war [2026-04-02 13:28:16] Dario1 : They even have parliment members there [2026-04-02 13:28:33] Dario1 : and their synagogues are not even protected [2026-04-02 13:28:44] Dario1 : it's safe for them [2026-04-02 13:29:00] PeacenLuv : btcz26 im gunna learn about longing it up 100x [2026-04-02 13:33:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 62100 USD @ 65870.3 - Your longs got a day off today [2026-04-02 13:34:10] contract details : Yeah i mean they have what 200 jews in the army @Dario1 [2026-04-02 13:34:20] contract details : 1% at best [2026-04-02 13:34:41] Dario1 : contract details: numbers don't matter. it's a matter of principle [2026-04-02 13:34:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!!! [2026-04-02 13:34:46] kroleg666 : Google proves the math for cracking Bitcoin's encryption in 9 minutes now exists — the only missing piece is the hardware. 🤯 With precomputation, an attacker could derive a private key from a public key in roughly 9 minutes. Bitcoin's average block time is 10 minutes. The core finding is precise and unsettling: Shor's algorithm can now be compiled to solve the 256-bit elliptic curve discrete logarithm problem with roughly 1,200 logical qubits and 90 million Toffoli gates. Translated to hardware, that means fewer than half a million physical superconducting qubits, nearly a 20-fold reduction over the best prior estimates from Litinski's 2023 work. [2026-04-02 13:34:57] kroleg666 : It means "on-spend" attacks, where a transaction is intercepted in the mempool and forged before confirmation, become plausible for fast-clock quantum machines. The paper introduces a critical architectural distinction. Superconducting and photonic platforms, with microsecond-scale error correction cycles, can threaten active transactions. Neutral atom and ion trap systems, two to three orders of magnitude slower, can only threaten static holdings with long-exposed keys. Approximately 6.9 million BTC sit in addresses with exposed public keys today. Around 1.7 million of those are locked in early P2PK scripts from the Satoshi era, almost certainly with lost private keys, forming a permanent multibillion-dollar quantum target. Ethereum faces distinct risks: its account model, BLS-based validator signatures, and KZG commitment scheme in data availability sampling each present separate at-rest attack surfaces. [2026-04-02 13:35:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4400 USD @ 65818.6 [2026-04-02 13:35:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 1000 USD @ 67657 [2026-04-02 13:35:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 2.0200 ETH @ 2018.37 ($4,075.45) - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act [2026-04-02 13:35:34] contract details : I can also live forever om just missing the hardware how silly i didn't think of that [2026-04-02 13:35:37] contract details : :pepe: [2026-04-02 13:35:39] caex : dump it [2026-04-02 13:35:45] ninnk : thank you mr president [2026-04-02 13:36:00] Dr.van_Doom666 : first move wrong move [2026-04-02 13:36:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : it will spike to 72k in the next hour be prepared [2026-04-02 13:36:44] PeacenLuv : vukkk longebtry 65796 but liquid 66666schittttt [2026-04-02 13:37:20] PeacenLuv : 656668* [2026-04-02 13:37:36] PeacenLuv : 65666* [2026-04-02 13:38:25] contract details : Dr.van_Doom666: who are you [2026-04-02 13:38:46] contract details : Did werner reprogram you? [2026-04-02 13:39:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : contract details: lol!5 it was a joke for bullnOObs. we go to 40 at the weekend [2026-04-02 13:40:01] Dr.van_Doom666 : and it will not hold [2026-04-02 13:40:11] kroleg666 : they are powering on quantum computers as we speak [2026-04-02 13:40:22] kroleg666 : aiming them at satoshi's wallets [2026-04-02 13:40:53] Dario1 : CIA/Mossad/Epstein wallets you mean 😜 [2026-04-02 13:41:12] PeacenLuv : 30min bottoming lezgohh