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[2026-04-02 01:06:30] voixjomz : 😆
[2026-04-02 01:07:48] voixjomz : what a wick
[2026-04-02 01:07:55] GodBleesYou : epic on
[2026-04-02 01:08:24] GodBleesYou : pure stop run
[2026-04-02 01:08:36] GodBleesYou : market maker so meany!!!
[2026-04-02 01:09:02] voixjomz : liquidity grab
[2026-04-02 01:09:10] Finnic99 : silly bastards
[2026-04-02 01:09:33] GodBleesYou : Moo it ?
[2026-04-02 01:09:39] GodBleesYou : +300% pump?
[2026-04-02 01:09:51] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 01:10:40] BlissRP : the 1min has seen god
[2026-04-02 01:10:42] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-02 01:11:14] GodBleesYou : OMG...
[2026-04-02 01:11:22] GodBleesYou : you saw that candle? @BlissRP
[2026-04-02 01:11:24] GodBleesYou : jajajaa
[2026-04-02 01:11:38] BlissRP : 1min actually gently caressed
[2026-04-02 01:11:42] GodBleesYou : some one just fomoed 3k sol xD
[2026-04-02 01:11:43] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-02 01:11:46] Finnic99 : no. its testing the waters to see if there are enough buyers
[2026-04-02 01:11:49] Finnic99 : on the way down
[2026-04-02 01:11:59] Finnic99 : there isnt enough haha
[2026-04-02 01:12:32] Finnic99 : they are struggling to sell
[2026-04-02 01:13:34] BlissRP : theres only 1 way to get more buyers
[2026-04-02 01:13:37] BlissRP : fake pamp
[2026-04-02 01:13:38] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-02 01:14:14] Finnic99 : BlissRP:
[2026-04-02 01:14:34] Finnic99 : why literally every big dump happens after a fake pamp
[2026-04-02 01:15:52] Finnic99 : cya
[2026-04-02 01:16:06] BlissRP : wouldnt wanna be ya
[2026-04-02 01:16:08] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 01:16:22] Finnic99 : OMG 😱
[2026-04-02 01:17:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 9900 USD @ 67782.3
[2026-04-02 01:17:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `WTIUSDT`: Buy 20 WTI @ 101.81 ($NaN) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-02 01:17:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SPYUSDT`: Sell 0.0100 SPY @ 656.17 ($NaN) - Oops, margin call dropped by!
[2026-04-02 01:18:31] voixjomz : slice like butter
[2026-04-02 01:18:44] BlissRP : the knife is so hot
[2026-04-02 01:18:48] BlissRP : so so hot
[2026-04-02 01:21:07] Gjergj : yellow man is crazy
[2026-04-02 01:21:52] ninnk : what did he say now lmao
[2026-04-02 01:22:03] BlissRP : yellow man is Xi?
[2026-04-02 01:22:34] GodBleesYou : what volume baby boy
[2026-04-02 01:23:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 6500 USD @ 67353.5
[2026-04-02 01:23:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 600 USD @ 67334.3 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-02 01:25:30] PeacenLuv : buy the dips btc
[2026-04-02 01:30:47] PeacenLuv : 😃long entry btc 67566
[2026-04-02 01:31:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1400 USD @ 67399.8
[2026-04-02 01:31:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 231 XRP @ 1.325 ($306.09)
[2026-04-02 01:32:24] yellowpig : 65327,61314,59013
[2026-04-02 01:32:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0815 XBT @ 67229.8 ($5,478.96)
[2026-04-02 01:32:36] PeacenLuv : long entry 67262
[2026-04-02 01:32:41] BlissRP : the 1 min is an unhinged movie
[2026-04-02 01:32:45] BlissRP : and im here for it
[2026-04-02 01:32:51] PeacenLuv : adding pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-04-02 01:36:56] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -399,400 USD @ 68124.5316 ```
[2026-04-02 01:41:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 22200 USD @ 67165.8 - He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter
[2026-04-02 01:41:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1400 ETH @ 2092.25 ($292.87)
[2026-04-02 01:45:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 67118.6 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-02 01:48:33] PeacenLuv : long entry 67182 longstops up 67111
[2026-04-02 01:56:05] Finnic99 : news is just liquidity to push the price down to cheap levels
[2026-04-02 01:56:21] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa:
[2026-04-02 01:56:56] Finnic99 : 50k - > 200k
[2026-04-02 01:58:32] MANsa_MOONsa : LFG
[2026-04-02 01:58:39] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0311 XBT RPNL, 0.0689 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 02:00:28] MANsa_MOONsa : closing this short
[2026-04-02 02:01:48] Mr. Axelrod : MANsa_MOONsa: nice one
[2026-04-02 02:03:23] GodBleesYou : bmex the only safe haven
[2026-04-02 02:08:47] PeacenLuv : big wave btc inbound u got 60k warning through recent high good luck btc
[2026-04-02 02:09:31] PeacenLuv : 5min btc is bottoming
[2026-04-02 02:12:23] Finnic99 : sub 67k want to see
[2026-04-02 02:12:27] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa:
[2026-04-02 02:13:04] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa: did you use a lot of leverage or not
[2026-04-02 02:13:21] BlissRP : MANsa_MOONsa: no balls
[2026-04-02 02:13:24] Finnic99 : good
[2026-04-02 02:13:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66947.9 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-02 02:14:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 22158.1000 SUI @ 0.8643 ($19,146.81) - Enjoy the ramen seasoning packets, hero
[2026-04-02 02:14:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 2400 USD @ 68816
[2026-04-02 02:14:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3500 USD @ 66856.3
[2026-04-02 02:15:55] Dario1 : Thank you so much MM <3
[2026-04-02 02:19:32] migozelaaa : 50k
[2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LTCUSDT`: Sell 100 LTC @ 52.64 ($5,262.40) - Say hi to your wife’s boyfriend from the couch tonight
[2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 100 USD @ 68744 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.812 ($10.85)
[2026-04-02 02:21:45] PeacenLuv : long entry 66798 xbtusd perps pumpittup
[2026-04-02 02:23:05] migozelaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -28,600 USD @ 67574.9 ```
[2026-04-02 02:23:49] PeacenLuv : long entry sui token 0.866
[2026-04-02 02:24:39] PeacenLuv : long liquids 66666.2
[2026-04-02 02:24:48] PeacenLuv : hmmm
[2026-04-02 02:25:01] PeacenLuv : cant run from it
[2026-04-02 02:32:01] 45th_blown_account : bitconneeeeeeeeee
[2026-04-02 02:43:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 22 Cont @ 2074.66 ($3,048.06) - Paper hands beat dead hands
[2026-04-02 02:43:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3500 USD @ 66733.3
[2026-04-02 02:43:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 2200 USD @ 68689
[2026-04-02 02:44:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 22 Cont @ 78.41 ($115.07)
[2026-04-02 02:44:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66650.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 03:16:38] GodBleesYou : Only Bmex!!!
[2026-04-02 03:16:42] GodBleesYou : Only Mo!!!
[2026-04-02 03:20:03] BlissRP : organic
[2026-04-02 03:22:10] PeacenLuv : 😄long entry 66751 pumpittup
[2026-04-02 03:23:03] PeacenLuv : stops up 66758
[2026-04-02 03:24:04] GodBleesYou : the exit pump gonna be organic as well
[2026-04-02 03:24:12] GodBleesYou : fucking market maker xD
[2026-04-02 03:24:32] GodBleesYou : i hope it will trigger flip before it pump on my face
[2026-04-02 03:24:35] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-02 03:24:54] GodBleesYou : it seems bottom is far if this isnt a trap
[2026-04-02 03:24:59] GodBleesYou : and it will bart up
[2026-04-02 03:25:05] BlissRP : its always a trap
[2026-04-02 03:25:35] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: yeah :arthur:
[2026-04-02 03:25:40] PeacenLuv : i got an old long order 69111 hrs ago missed it
[2026-04-02 03:26:00] PeacenLuv : prolly here sewnn
[2026-04-02 03:31:04] MadoffNakamoto : daily check to make sure this is still going to zero
[2026-04-02 03:36:40] BlissRP : 0 might hold
[2026-04-02 03:42:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.2100 ETH @ 2062.81 ($433.19)
[2026-04-02 03:42:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 7 Cont @ 2062.8 ($962.66)
[2026-04-02 03:42:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 20000 USD @ 66556.8 - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act
[2026-04-02 03:42:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 724.6000 SUI @ 0.8567 ($620.62)
[2026-04-02 03:43:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 66496.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 03:44:37] CaptainMooncoin : Are we taking a big shit?
[2026-04-02 04:05:00] bluemaster : what I nice price move ,kids not allowed naked swiming here
[2026-04-02 04:05:06] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,539.43 USDT RPNL, 1,124.47 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 04:05:16] bluemaster : 😜
[2026-04-02 04:07:49] bluemaster : ⚠ ALT DIVERGENCE Alts pumping vs BTC — historically precedes corrections
[2026-04-02 04:09:57] bluemaster : ETH 1 year +12%
[2026-04-02 04:10:15] bluemaster : BTC 1 year -20%
[2026-04-02 04:10:28] bluemaster : keep buying shitcoins fuckers
[2026-04-02 04:11:33] bluemaster : why buy Bitcoin when you can make rich CZ,Justin,VItalik ,ETH Foundation and rest of scam
[2026-04-02 04:12:20] bluemaster : https://bitcoinwisdom.io/
[2026-04-02 04:18:25] PeacenLuv : longstop66508
[2026-04-02 04:22:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1500 USD @ 66392.2
[2026-04-02 04:22:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.3800 ETH @ 2049 ($778.59)
[2026-04-02 04:26:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 66377.8
[2026-04-02 04:27:25] CaptainMooncoin : Did we just had a bull trap?
[2026-04-02 04:27:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0008 XBT @ 66377.2 ($53.09) - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-02 04:31:41] CaptainMooncoin : Or is it gonna fall into hell now?
[2026-04-02 04:32:20] CaptainMooncoin : Because of trump the biggest clown ever
[2026-04-02 04:32:47] caex : that true
[2026-04-02 04:33:20] BlissRP : imagine complaining about cheaper buys
[2026-04-02 04:35:20] CaptainMooncoin : Should I stay in this long?
[2026-04-02 04:37:06] caex : Trump and his negotiations right now — he blames Iran for high oil prices, but who told him to attack them in the first place? This isn’t a leader of a superpower, it’s a circus clown.
[2026-04-02 04:37:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 25000 USD @ 66287.4 - Liquidation complete – coffee break?
[2026-04-02 04:39:33] caex : And on top of that, he’s inviting people to buy American oil — this is a circus.😄
[2026-04-02 04:41:25] caex : All Iran has to do is block the strait, and Trump will already start panicking. It’ll get even worse if he launches a ground operation after a statement like that, it’s only a matter of hours, maybe days.
[2026-04-02 04:41:37] caex : crypto goblin town
[2026-04-02 04:42:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 6000 USD @ 66234.7
[2026-04-02 04:43:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 66213.3 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 05:00:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SHIBUSDT`: Sell 336170000 SHIB @ 0.0000058 ($1,963.23) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!”
[2026-04-02 05:08:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 1650 DOGE @ 0.08931 ($147.30)
[2026-04-02 05:25:54] SteveS. : Trump is a boss
[2026-04-02 05:26:12] SteveS. : He should just nuke them
[2026-04-02 05:55:12] CaptainMooncoin : caex: he attacked Iran and messed up the world economy just to cover up the fact that he is a pedophile and it would come up eventually through the Epstein files
[2026-04-02 06:01:55] caex : bull trap done 😄thanks Trump
[2026-04-02 06:03:52] caex : Keep going bulls, keep longing until Donald Trump announces that a ground invasion of Iran has begun.😄😄
[2026-04-02 06:06:36] caex : TP 58K😘
[2026-04-02 06:06:36] caex : Caex is playing short and giving bulls the middle finger. sajonara
[2026-04-02 06:19:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 10 Cont @ 2053.61 ($1,371.88)
[2026-04-02 06:25:05] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66508
[2026-04-02 06:26:05] PeacenLuv : round up the pdf files
[2026-04-02 06:26:15] PeacenLuv : CaptainMooncoin:
[2026-04-02 06:26:51] PeacenLuv : btc surfaces truth
[2026-04-02 06:32:39] REKTakaMagicTric : fk my positions looks bad
[2026-04-02 06:37:35] neki : 68085, was the last since my chart was refreshed :D.. oh well.,Happy April 2nd - the Dollar day
[2026-04-02 06:52:36] REKTakaMagicTric : shortin oil bitmex gonna take me into grave
[2026-04-02 07:19:31] 45th_blown_account : 20k imminent :arthur:
[2026-04-02 07:22:10] REKTakaMagicTric : ill be fine just dont pump oil prices
[2026-04-02 07:54:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!!! DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-04-02 08:07:36] Dr.van_Doom666 : SteveS.: mmm
[2026-04-02 08:25:03] bluemaster : SteveS: you finished night shift
[2026-04-02 08:25:15] bluemaster : 😍
[2026-04-02 08:44:25] GodBleesYou : yo yo
[2026-04-02 08:47:48] BlissRP : i just went to casino, had the worst session ever, and when i said last bet hit a 2000x
[2026-04-02 08:47:51] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-02 08:47:57] BlissRP : GAMBA
[2026-04-02 08:54:34] Kaczy7777 : Medicine
[2026-04-02 09:03:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 66360.4 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-02 09:03:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 200 USD @ 68303.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-02 09:03:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1900 ETH @ 2042.18 ($387.98)
[2026-04-02 09:07:11] Dario1 : No wonder it’s dumping, SteveS was bullish :kek:
[2026-04-02 09:07:36] Dario1 : he is the best counter-indicator trollbox has ever had
[2026-04-02 09:11:05] caex : btc loading -10%
[2026-04-02 09:12:28] bluemaster : Dario1: +1 he is Jim Cramer of South Africa
[2026-04-02 09:13:01] bluemaster : it is not much but is honest work ,at least for boat petrol little bit
[2026-04-02 09:13:06] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,569.90 USDT RPNL, 2,831.95 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 09:14:38] bluemaster : this wanky Market Maker is so predictable 😜
[2026-04-02 09:16:05] GodBleesYou : caex: it will scam up....
[2026-04-02 09:16:11] GodBleesYou : bart style...
[2026-04-02 09:16:14] GodBleesYou : dam market maker..
[2026-04-02 09:16:48] BlissRP : will it?
[2026-04-02 09:16:51] BlissRP : do YOU will it?
[2026-04-02 09:17:00] BlissRP : i need jew will if im gonna buy
[2026-04-02 09:19:11] Dario1 : bluemaster: hehe indeed
[2026-04-02 09:19:25] Dario1 : but SteveS is even worse
[2026-04-02 09:19:30] Dario1 : Cramer looks like a safe bet compared to SteveS :arthur:
[2026-04-02 09:19:46] BlissRP : at least he wished you all a very Mahalo day
[2026-04-02 09:19:55] BlissRP : thats all that matters
[2026-04-02 09:19:59] Dario1 : SteveS is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the counter-trade
[2026-04-02 09:23:42] Dario1 : Werner: we need more wernings
[2026-04-02 09:24:20] BlissRP : how long ago was steve here? could he have been april fools joking yall? :arthur:
[2026-04-02 09:25:29] Dario1 : You were not on trollbox for 2 years to witness his dump to 6K signals
[2026-04-02 09:25:52] BlissRP : :kek: tell me more
[2026-04-02 09:26:01] Dario1 : :kek:
[2026-04-02 09:26:06] BlissRP : but also that break was very beneficial ser i must say
[2026-04-02 09:26:32] Dario1 : He didn’t change a bit after that break
[2026-04-02 09:26:49] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 09:33:06] caex : GodBleesYou: Trump, in his speech, escalates the Iran conflict by attacking another base in Jordan, and if BTC goes up, it will be a real scam.
[2026-04-02 09:33:58] BMEXcheers : word is (and its just a word) the canal will accept payments in btc
[2026-04-02 09:34:31] BMEXcheers : so if you have 21btc you could sell your btc for billions to governments so they can bring oil to our lovely shores
[2026-04-02 09:35:28] caex : Bulls are scared of losing 65k
[2026-04-02 09:35:43] Dario1 : They accept crypto and yuan
[2026-04-02 09:36:00] Dario1 : Petrodollar -> Petroyuan
[2026-04-02 09:37:51] caex : Bulls were betting on a war ending instead, Trump just escalated the situation.sub 60k soon
[2026-04-02 09:38:37] voixjomz : we still have 1year+ of bear market
[2026-04-02 09:41:32] Dario1 : No one can escalate his own downfall better than Donald Epstein
[2026-04-02 09:42:09] BlissRP : it was a funny speech
[2026-04-02 09:42:28] BlissRP : he said all this stuff about how its over soon, then said all the things he could do if its not
[2026-04-02 09:42:31] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-02 09:42:59] Dario1 : 🤣
[2026-04-02 09:45:27] BMEXcheers : what are my financial options tb....shall i max out my work place pension first? ISA? Rest into btc?
[2026-04-02 09:45:31] BMEXcheers : what you thinking
[2026-04-02 09:45:55] BMEXcheers : i need my jaw implant installed first and then its time to look at reitrement (after the used rs3 for 20k)
[2026-04-02 09:45:56] BMEXcheers : then
[2026-04-02 09:45:58] BMEXcheers : retire
[2026-04-02 09:59:07] Luke Short : Max out the pension, don‘t use your ISA for trading and keep on trading during retirement.
[2026-04-02 10:00:03] Luke Short : Never. Stop. Trading. We die as traders.
[2026-04-02 10:00:29] Luke Short : Arthur is counting on us
[2026-04-02 10:04:29] BMEXcheers : yeah so, im just over 100k - i dont have any financial commitments
[2026-04-02 10:04:53] BMEXcheers : should i go up to 40k = pension, rest into ISA per year (20k)
[2026-04-02 10:04:54] BMEXcheers : ?
[2026-04-02 10:05:14] BMEXcheers : i dont have a workplace ISA, so it'd be after tax - i think?
[2026-04-02 10:10:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 800 USD @ 68167.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-02 10:10:55] Luke Short : Yes, I would do that.
[2026-04-02 10:11:05] Luke Short : https://imgur.com/gallery/trump-regime-NtxdzqL
[2026-04-02 10:11:29] Luke Short : Also, short the shitcoin
[2026-04-02 10:18:18] BMEXcheers : Dario1: claude improved my bot, it tweaked the settings where it found I was losing trades.... https://ibb.co/0jFh6WWZ
[2026-04-02 10:18:30] BMEXcheers : thoughts? Onto paper trading now then execution testing with test net
[2026-04-02 10:20:24] OrangeBull : shprt squeeze will be beautiful
[2026-04-02 10:45:31] bluemaster : silly kids ,all going how was designed to go , moment Black Rock get involved ,they started dumping 6 months ago and now 2 months they just slowly closing that insider trade ,notice how dumps bouncing up even with all this bullshit war ...
[2026-04-02 10:46:33] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,569.90 USDT RPNL, 2,021.43 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 10:48:21] bluemaster : if you can not handle sideways market in small range 50k to 150k before pump to 500k + go get a job
[2026-04-02 10:52:45] bmagic : Long now
[2026-04-02 10:52:48] bmagic : Send it hard
[2026-04-02 10:52:51] bmagic : Pump
[2026-04-02 10:53:07] BlissRP : long and hard?
[2026-04-02 10:53:27] BlissRP : confident and fiesty?
[2026-04-02 10:53:41] blaster33 : only me doesn't see the chart?
[2026-04-02 10:53:50] bdarock : Nah i don't either
[2026-04-02 10:53:55] bdarock : @blaster33
[2026-04-02 10:54:02] blaster33 : alright
[2026-04-02 10:58:24] bluemaster : blaster33: you using chart for trading ?
[2026-04-02 10:58:41] bluemaster : and probably stops too 😜
[2026-04-02 11:01:37] REKTakaMagicTric : fk in one night account -70% shorting oil killing me
[2026-04-02 11:01:47] REKTakaMagicTric : fk trump
[2026-04-02 11:02:32] CaptainMooncoin : Yeah fk trump that lying pedophile
[2026-04-02 11:03:06] bmagic : Charting losses
[2026-04-02 11:03:09] CaptainMooncoin : So many long here getting liquidated
[2026-04-02 11:03:12] bmagic : Longing winnings
[2026-04-02 11:03:55] bmagic : bluemaster: they don't understand why long is good
[2026-04-02 11:06:05] bluemaster : I will be "NET" long even when I die
[2026-04-02 11:06:11] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-04-02 11:06:49] bluemaster : Bitmex should have dad man switch or trade will be open forever
[2026-04-02 11:08:20] bluemaster : when they dump just handing me over more free ammunition that is all ...
[2026-04-02 11:08:27] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,569.90 USDT RPNL, 2,442.77 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 11:10:29] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-02 11:10:30] GodBleesYou : https://x.com/DBCrypt0/status/2039419532335563010?s=20
[2026-04-02 11:10:39] GodBleesYou : so thats the drama?
[2026-04-02 11:11:17] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: lol
[2026-04-02 11:11:26] BlissRP : i knew that place was crooked when their stops didnt work
[2026-04-02 11:11:26] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3
[2026-04-02 11:11:40] BlissRP : glad i only tried with 200 bucks to see if its any good
[2026-04-02 11:11:46] BlissRP : spoiler - it wasnt
[2026-04-02 11:11:51] bdarock : Can anyone see the chart yet lol
[2026-04-02 11:12:09] GodBleesYou : so after they cash out it will MOO moo MOOO
[2026-04-02 11:12:12] GodBleesYou : LETS GO!!!
[2026-04-02 11:12:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PUMPUSDT`: Sell 58529 PUMP @ 0.001591 ($93.12)
[2026-04-02 11:12:23] GodBleesYou : DAM...
[2026-04-02 11:12:27] GodBleesYou : look at it dive..
[2026-04-02 11:12:30] GodBleesYou : no mercy...
[2026-04-02 11:13:03] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: so we long xmr now?
[2026-04-02 11:13:27] GodBleesYou : we know he will cash in to xmr
[2026-04-02 11:13:29] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-02 11:13:57] BlissRP : i cant touch those poopoo privacy coins man im sorry
[2026-04-02 11:14:04] BlissRP : but i wish you the best
[2026-04-02 11:15:07] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: lets long it 33x all in
[2026-04-02 11:15:10] GodBleesYou : be brave!!
[2026-04-02 11:15:29] BlissRP : thats 10x what im comfortable with :kek:
[2026-04-02 11:16:09] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: i am just trying to make artur rich and support ronnie work :arthur:
[2026-04-02 11:16:24] BlissRP : typical bitmex maxi
[2026-04-02 11:16:50] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 11:16:55] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 11:17:34] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: 200milion $ in sol lol
[2026-04-02 11:17:46] GodBleesYou : how low will it dive?
[2026-04-02 11:17:54] BlissRP : theyve already bridged
[2026-04-02 11:17:55] GodBleesYou : will we get holy candle?
[2026-04-02 11:17:58] BlissRP : why sell now
[2026-04-02 11:18:20] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: hacker mentellty
[2026-04-02 11:18:23] GodBleesYou : cash out
[2026-04-02 11:18:26] BlissRP : they insta sold and moved it to eth
[2026-04-02 11:18:34] BlissRP : yep
[2026-04-02 11:20:02] Benobi : Chart is dead ?
[2026-04-02 11:20:08] Benobi : How should I amuse myself ?
[2026-04-02 11:24:30] BitMEX_Chet : We are aware of the chart issue and are working on a fix asap
[2026-04-02 11:24:37] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Chet: thanks Chet
[2026-04-02 11:27:46] blaster33 : who uses the chart to trade anyways
[2026-04-02 11:28:03] blaster33 : aren't we just flipping a coin to short or long
[2026-04-02 11:32:12] GodBleesYou : Benobi: just long it 250x
[2026-04-02 11:34:34] BitMEX_Chet : If you had issues with the chart, please try refreshing the page
[2026-04-02 11:36:22] bdarock : Chart is back. sick
[2026-04-02 11:37:49] bearologist : Big big down :doge:
[2026-04-02 11:38:37] bearologist : Why the LONG face :btc:
[2026-04-02 11:39:03] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: Your screenshot was not available
[2026-04-02 11:39:10] Dario1 : but very happy for you
[2026-04-02 11:39:24] Dario1 : You could also consider implementing market condition switching models
[2026-04-02 11:39:44] Dario1 : like Hidden Markov Model to automatically switch to a strategy optimized for a given market condition
[2026-04-02 11:40:05] Dario1 : you still have months of error and trail ahead of you
[2026-04-02 11:40:17] Dario1 : good luck 👍
[2026-04-02 11:49:12] Dario1 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_Markov_model
[2026-04-02 11:52:04] BMEXcheers : https://ibb.co/2YjQ25qV
[2026-04-02 11:57:19] Dario1 : Looking great so far
[2026-04-02 11:57:25] Dario1 : This time you are taking fees and funding into account
[2026-04-02 11:57:35] Dario1 : and your sample size is big enough for the law of large numbers to kick in
[2026-04-02 11:57:41] Dario1 : and smooth out the random variance
[2026-04-02 11:57:43] Dario1 : +1
[2026-04-02 11:57:59] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 66205 longittup lezgohh😛
[2026-04-02 11:58:54] Dario1 : I got 66K I asked for yesterday
[2026-04-02 11:59:07] Dario1 : Now I want a bounce :rocket:
[2026-04-02 12:02:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0168 XBT @ 66127 ($1,110.65)
[2026-04-02 12:02:29] REKTakaMagicTric : fk that orange retard fk for shake fk fk fk shame that next day isnt christmas i would wish brains for trump.. why the fk he just dont let oil flow and get oil price back down? fk that asshole if i get rekt by his dump asss moves and oil price pumps
[2026-04-02 12:05:07] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,824.61 USDT RPNL, 3,566.67 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 12:06:17] bearologist : Huge big down :doge:
[2026-04-02 12:07:40] bearologist : Longer legs than chief of receptionists Anastasia ✨✨😵‍💫
[2026-04-02 12:09:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66099.6 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 12:17:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66071.5 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 12:19:31] GodBleesYou : deadly
[2026-04-02 12:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 1000 USD @ 67931
[2026-04-02 12:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.7600 ETH @ 2026.69 ($1,539.68)
[2026-04-02 12:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2000 USD @ 66003.2
[2026-04-02 12:20:55] caex : in June 20k
[2026-04-02 12:22:03] caex : ETH 1200
[2026-04-02 12:22:56] caex : If you have any questions, ask Trump.😄😄
[2026-04-02 12:23:47] caex : i see big drop now to 58k
[2026-04-02 12:24:34] blaster33 : caex: november, each bottom cycle happen of the year, will it be different this time?
[2026-04-02 12:24:47] blaster33 : end of the year*
[2026-04-02 12:28:43] bluemaster : I love you guys , just a bunch of momentum chasers on a tick chart 😜
[2026-04-02 12:29:07] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,852.42 USDT RPNL, 3,910.29 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 12:29:48] caex : blaster33: everything is according to the stars June, July 40, 30k in November the bottom level is 20-25k and the upward movemen😄
[2026-04-02 12:30:24] bluemaster : caex: mate if it looks like just run opsotie way
[2026-04-02 12:30:35] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-04-02 12:31:46] BMEXcheers : https://ibb.co/2YjQ25qV Dario1
[2026-04-02 12:31:47] BMEXcheers : thoughts?
[2026-04-02 12:32:06] bluemaster : I don't have a clue what Bitcoin has to do with Iran or any war or selling it for paper money
[2026-04-02 12:33:01] caex : bluemaster: everyone got bored with the false upward movements
[2026-04-02 12:33:36] caex : multiple testing of the 70k+ level is rejected by the market
[2026-04-02 12:34:01] bluemaster : caex: and false dumps mate
[2026-04-02 12:34:31] ninnk : you longed oil during trump's speech, right, anon?
[2026-04-02 12:35:43] REKTakaMagicTric : i kept fking my short and no account blance -70%
[2026-04-02 12:35:44] Dario1 : BMEXcheers: Trollbox sometimes doesn't show all messages. Refresh and you will see my comment
[2026-04-02 12:35:53] REKTakaMagicTric : now account*
[2026-04-02 12:36:02] caex : bluemaster: Just like multiple fake moves to the upside
[2026-04-02 12:36:36] caex : Nothing will happen if this scam drops to around 60k.
[2026-04-02 12:36:40] REKTakaMagicTric : tump is murderer phedo and have no brains
[2026-04-02 12:37:03] caex : And people will gladly buy it cheaper.
[2026-04-02 12:38:47] caex : Bitcoin needs a move like October 10 a clean sweep down and then up.
[2026-04-02 12:39:06] Dario1 : The cheaper the better
[2026-04-02 12:39:26] PeacenLuv : long entry 66119
[2026-04-02 12:39:36] Dario1 : Dips are second best thing that can happen to perma bulls 😜
[2026-04-02 12:40:09] PeacenLuv : liquid 65991
[2026-04-02 12:40:20] PeacenLuv : best pump
[2026-04-02 12:40:37] caex : https://www.coinglass.com/large-orderbook-statistics
[2026-04-02 12:40:42] PeacenLuv : k 2 choices
[2026-04-02 12:40:45] caex : You can see where the real buy and sell orders are placed.
[2026-04-02 12:40:52] bluemaster : Dario1: ssh
[2026-04-02 12:41:06] caex : 40-60k not 65k +
[2026-04-02 12:41:14] Dario1 : bluemaster: hehe sorry for blowing up our cover :arthur:
[2026-04-02 12:41:17] PeacenLuv : hevin or hell
[2026-04-02 12:42:21] bluemaster : I am bored going to sleep
[2026-04-02 12:45:01] PeacenLuv : vukkk my 2fa almost gave me a heart attack some vukup . its fixed . odd
[2026-04-02 12:45:44] PeacenLuv : bluemaster: pump so korn boss
[2026-04-02 12:46:39] PeacenLuv : k im vukin waiting for long fundin no rezt for the wicked young men
[2026-04-02 12:47:07] PeacenLuv : im gunna vukthizschittup btc
[2026-04-02 12:47:22] PeacenLuv : floorcheckim
[2026-04-02 12:49:16] Dario1 : before heading south, if any, the probability of 73-76K is higher
[2026-04-02 12:49:25] Dario1 : it might take days to get there tho
[2026-04-02 12:49:34] Dario1 : scalpers paradise in the mean time
[2026-04-02 12:49:48] contract details : all hail trump
[2026-04-02 12:49:55] contract details : the destroyer of goyim, the pumper of oil
[2026-04-02 12:50:12] contract details : no snake oil from the deserts of iran here
[2026-04-02 12:50:23] contract details : only high quality made in stolen from mexico us soil
[2026-04-02 12:51:12] PeacenLuv : is it ok to quote einstein . vukin guy died b4 80 yrs old
[2026-04-02 12:51:50] PeacenLuv : iscmore longs better
[2026-04-02 12:52:11] PeacenLuv : ill let unknow
[2026-04-02 12:52:22] Dario1 : Thank you Trump for bringing back all the oil in the Venezuelan soil that belonged to US
[2026-04-02 12:52:29] Dario1 : Facking Venezuelans stealing US oil
[2026-04-02 12:52:46] Dario1 : what were the thinking 😛
[2026-04-02 12:53:04] Dario1 : Now it's time to steal Iranian oil
[2026-04-02 12:53:14] Dario1 : erm sorry I meant the oil that belonged to US
[2026-04-02 12:53:31] Dario1 : they*
[2026-04-02 12:53:46] PeacenLuv : the last period longing btc was pretty schiytty im lookin for a turn around
[2026-04-02 12:54:23] PeacenLuv : oil is a liability if u ask me i would roll a bsrrel for a hunny
[2026-04-02 12:54:29] contract details : Dario1: typical anglosaxon style innit
[2026-04-02 12:54:30] Dario1 : Commander-in-chief -> Criminal-in-Chief
[2026-04-02 12:54:37] Dario1 : contract details: indeed
[2026-04-02 12:54:38] PeacenLuv : wouldn't
[2026-04-02 12:54:55] PeacenLuv : lol gimme all u got
[2026-04-02 12:55:03] PeacenLuv : contract details:
[2026-04-02 12:55:17] PeacenLuv : vukin meateaterz
[2026-04-02 12:55:26] GodBleesYou : WICK IT?
[2026-04-02 12:55:36] contract details : PeacenLuv: nom nom
[2026-04-02 12:55:39] PeacenLuv : anglosaxon gewz
[2026-04-02 12:55:54] Dario1 : PeacenLuv: Take it to 72K boss :rocket:
[2026-04-02 12:55:56] PeacenLuv : contract details: 😁😍😘
[2026-04-02 12:56:03] contract details : funniest part was getting rekt longing oil with minis
[2026-04-02 12:56:09] contract details : in the only 3m red candle :arthur:
[2026-04-02 12:56:09] PeacenLuv : must b an oxi moron
[2026-04-02 12:56:23] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 12:56:37] PeacenLuv : id trade my mom b4 anything other than btc
[2026-04-02 12:56:53] PeacenLuv : no trust
[2026-04-02 12:57:11] PeacenLuv : wish my head swuveled
[2026-04-02 12:57:30] PeacenLuv : swivel ir rotate fully
[2026-04-02 12:57:48] caex : BlackRock deposited 1,360 BTC and 20,000 ETH on Coinbase 2 hours ago.
[2026-04-02 12:57:53] PeacenLuv : i heard theyr coming
[2026-04-02 12:58:02] contract details : trump needs to die or maybe this is the only way europe can have some kind of modern day Diocletian hehehe
[2026-04-02 12:58:12] contract details : eurocucks eating dcks from everywhere
[2026-04-02 12:58:36] PeacenLuv : caex: . 1360pfft
[2026-04-02 12:59:06] PeacenLuv : i hope ellen degenerate duznt eat gretta
[2026-04-02 12:59:42] PeacenLuv : i bettr long more and support my ewrlier longs
[2026-04-02 13:00:36] PeacenLuv : eth i dont buy sinking ships rather btc flaming rocket
[2026-04-02 13:00:55] PeacenLuv : eth is cooling off
[2026-04-02 13:02:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 65968.5 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 13:02:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 37350 XRP @ 1.2881 ($48,097.46) - Ping! Your position took a quick nap 😅
[2026-04-02 13:03:13] Luke Short : What's up with BNB? Funds not safu?
[2026-04-02 13:05:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!
[2026-04-02 13:07:04] Dario1 : Europe will be facked even without Trump
[2026-04-02 13:07:12] Dario1 : because it's facing multifaceted challenges
[2026-04-02 13:07:27] Dario1 : Lack of its own resources
[2026-04-02 13:07:37] Dario1 : vulnerable supply chain for oil, lng and critical minerals
[2026-04-02 13:07:45] Dario1 : shrinking workforce
[2026-04-02 13:07:51] Dario1 : unsustainable pension models
[2026-04-02 13:07:54] CaptainMooncoin : FK TRUMPPP PEDOPHILE
[2026-04-02 13:07:54] Dario1 : high cost of green transition
[2026-04-02 13:08:00] Dario1 : the list goes on and on
[2026-04-02 13:08:11] Dario1 : unfortunately :pepe:
[2026-04-02 13:08:17] contract details : Dario1: demographics is everything
[2026-04-02 13:08:18] GodBleesYou : WHY IT PUMP?
[2026-04-02 13:08:25] GodBleesYou : how allowed it to pump?
[2026-04-02 13:08:25] Dario1 : contract details: yep very important
[2026-04-02 13:09:01] contract details : i dont know how people can have the audacity to say t hat we should bring more immigrants in to compensate, i love politicians :arthur:
[2026-04-02 13:09:10] contract details : hello they are people too and they are not retarced :pepe:
[2026-04-02 13:10:17] contract details : Dario1: green transition is not really green, it's like everything they do is wrong
[2026-04-02 13:10:51] contract details : costs of maintenance enviromental impact, in spain it was all subsidized with public money, so we pay for them to charge us
[2026-04-02 13:10:55] contract details : great model :pepe:
[2026-04-02 13:12:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 5130 DOGE @ 0.08922 ($457.53)
[2026-04-02 13:12:22] Dario1 : contract details: without immigrants, there wouldn't be enough people paying into the tax system to fund the pensions for elderly population
[2026-04-02 13:12:27] Dario1 : The problem is Europeans decided not have kids :arthur:
[2026-04-02 13:12:36] contract details : yes but these immigrants are not having kids that is what im saying
[2026-04-02 13:12:45] contract details : why cover the problem instead of addressing it directly
[2026-04-02 13:12:48] contract details : i will never understand
[2026-04-02 13:12:49] Dario1 : This happens to any individualist lazy society
[2026-04-02 13:12:54] Dario1 : Japan is an exception tho
[2026-04-02 13:13:04] migozelaaa : Where are you bulls ? 😂
[2026-04-02 13:13:05] Dario1 : The had the same problems, but never allowed immigrants
[2026-04-02 13:13:31] Dario1 : They*
[2026-04-02 13:13:45] contract details : japan proves it's not really being lazy it's just how sex and children and families are seen now
[2026-04-02 13:14:12] Dario1 : And who is behind destroying family traditions?
[2026-04-02 13:14:19] Dario1 : who is behind the porn industry?
[2026-04-02 13:14:22] contract details : the big noise people
[2026-04-02 13:14:24] contract details : :Arthur: :Arthur: :Arthur:
[2026-04-02 13:14:27] Dario1 : You have your answer :arthur:
[2026-04-02 13:15:08] Dario1 : One of them died a week ago
[2026-04-02 13:15:12] Dario1 : founder of OnlyFans
[2026-04-02 13:15:18] Dario1 : that guy was only 43 years old
[2026-04-02 13:15:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2500 USD @ 65945
[2026-04-02 13:15:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 1000 USD @ 67871.5
[2026-04-02 13:15:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.7600 ETH @ 2020.61 ($1,535.06)
[2026-04-02 13:16:36] contract details : too much gooning
[2026-04-02 13:17:10] contract details : i dont evne know if porn is relevant at all, it's just the donkey and the carrot stick :pepe:
[2026-04-02 13:17:18] contract details : if you dont have kids you have more money, easy life :arthur:
[2026-04-02 13:17:56] Gjergj : yellowman came
[2026-04-02 13:17:58] Gjergj : and fkd it all up
[2026-04-02 13:18:25] contract details : i dont know man he said go and take your oil
[2026-04-02 13:18:28] contract details : what are we waiting for
[2026-04-02 13:18:54] PeacenLuv : btfd long entry 65904
[2026-04-02 13:19:01] Dario1 : booking a ticket as we speak to go there and take my oil
[2026-04-02 13:19:05] Dario1 : where the fack is my oil
[2026-04-02 13:20:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 65887.5
[2026-04-02 13:22:29] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 7,000 USD @ 65941.7471 ```
[2026-04-02 13:22:32] bmagic : 62k incoming
[2026-04-02 13:22:42] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc
[2026-04-02 13:23:04] contract details : Dario1: i hear hormuz is nice this time of the year
[2026-04-02 13:23:10] PeacenLuv : bmagic: 😁lets hope
[2026-04-02 13:23:10] contract details : great fir swimming
[2026-04-02 13:23:11] voixjomz : yes keep adding longs
[2026-04-02 13:23:16] voixjomz : so we have fuel
[2026-04-02 13:24:16] Dario1 : contract details: the best time to be there is December to April. Been on the Kish island, even better than Ibiza
[2026-04-02 13:24:19] Dario1 : Same goes for Dubai
[2026-04-02 13:24:21] PeacenLuv : i dunnoh if im averaging up or down . bliss
[2026-04-02 13:24:26] Dario1 : I can't live there during summers
[2026-04-02 13:24:29] Dario1 : too hot for me
[2026-04-02 13:24:35] Dario1 : I would die :arthur:
[2026-04-02 13:24:49] Luke Short : 🚀🚀🚀 OIL 🚀🚀🚀
[2026-04-02 13:25:40] PeacenLuv : letzz see if filecoin can do 150 bux from here again
[2026-04-02 13:25:51] PeacenLuv : 10x longs
[2026-04-02 13:26:45] Gjergj : contract details: lol