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[2026-04-01 19:27:22] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-04-01 19:27:47] Dario1 : So he created the problem and now he expects others to help him out of his misery
[2026-04-01 19:28:04] BlissRP : he expects others to help him out of their own misery :kek:
[2026-04-01 19:28:18] BlissRP : creates misery, "dont you guys hate this misery?"
[2026-04-01 19:28:20] BlissRP : LOLOL
[2026-04-01 19:28:44] BlissRP : its honestly fking funny
[2026-04-01 19:28:51] BlissRP : how is this real
[2026-04-01 19:29:01] Dario1 : Without Trump starting the war, there would have been no misery for others :kek:
[2026-04-01 19:29:33] Dario1 : Merz, the chancellor of germany, replied in a funny way
[2026-04-01 19:30:56] GodBleesYou : so scamy....
[2026-04-01 19:30:59] Dario1 : Merz has repeatedly argued that the U.S.-Israeli conflict with Iran is outside the scope of the North Atlantic Treaty. He stated that NATO is a "defense alliance," not an "intervention alliance," and that because European allies were not consulted prior to the strikes on Iran, they have no obligation to join the resulting war.
[2026-04-01 19:31:26] contract details : Reasonable
[2026-04-01 19:31:33] contract details : Factually correct even
[2026-04-01 19:31:38] Dario1 : yep
[2026-04-01 19:31:54] BlissRP : allowing all the people to suffer the increased prices to stick it to the orange man is an interesting pov tho
[2026-04-01 19:32:29] BlissRP : how much is gas up since this started in your countries sers?
[2026-04-01 19:33:13] BlissRP : over here its roughly 60% increase
[2026-04-01 19:46:07] Luke Short : 25-30% in germany
[2026-04-01 19:47:26] Luke Short : scroll down to see chart: https://www.adac.de/verkehr/tanken-kraftstoff-antrieb/deutschland/kraftstoffpreisentwicklung/
[2026-04-01 19:58:24] Gandalf the Grey : lets do a mooooooove
[2026-04-01 20:01:29] Jobby : The only valuable thing the US has/had is the dollar. If Trump leaves all his allies behind the dollar will loose flavour fast as it won’t be the worlds reserve currency anymore. EU/China/Middle East will most likely benefit significantly from this
[2026-04-01 20:01:48] nylon123 : Bitcoin :) Please move
[2026-04-01 20:01:56] nylon123 : Or I slap your stinky mouth
[2026-04-01 20:09:29] voixjomz : Here oil price up by more than 100% crazy
[2026-04-01 20:10:21] nylon123 : Oil. I will slap the Oils mouth really hard
[2026-04-01 20:11:02] nylon123 : no excuses
[2026-04-01 20:12:28] voixjomz : This will drop to 30k lol
[2026-04-01 20:15:27] Gandalf the Grey : tomorrow?
[2026-04-01 20:15:38] Gandalf the Grey : we lost the triangle again lmao
[2026-04-01 20:16:49] voixjomz : I wish, so I can buy
[2026-04-01 20:20:46] Dario1 : BlissRP: damn 60% is a lot good, ser
[2026-04-01 20:21:49] Dario1 : here in Spain and the Netherlands, wholesale gas prices for power generation rose by about 60-70%. Retail will notice its full effect in a few months from now :arthur:
[2026-04-01 20:21:58] Dario1 : Jet fuel by 100%
[2026-04-01 20:22:23] Dario1 : Some long-haul flights are already 500 euro more expensive
[2026-04-01 20:28:35] Gandalf the Grey : why dont we just buy and wait if it goes to 126k again?
[2026-04-01 20:28:50] Gandalf the Grey : and if it starts dumpa we switch and wait for 30k?
[2026-04-01 20:28:54] Gandalf the Grey : easy no?
[2026-04-01 20:30:36] voixjomz : sorry but no demand for now. people are struggling to buy basic needs
[2026-04-01 20:31:59] Dario1 : voixjomz: +1
[2026-04-01 20:32:06] nylon123 : come on buy
[2026-04-01 20:32:07] nylon123 : haha
[2026-04-01 20:34:01] voixjomz : only time to buy is if we touch the Buy Liquidity at 30k+
[2026-04-01 20:34:05] voixjomz : https://imgur.com/a/91p15ZX
[2026-04-01 20:35:49] voixjomz : even if we bounce to 70k to 80k, it will still go down to 30k. we are in crisis
[2026-04-01 20:39:19] Dario1 : I might just place some buy orders at 40-50Ks
[2026-04-01 20:39:28] Dario1 : and go to Ibiza for vacation
[2026-04-01 20:39:30] Gandalf the Grey : you must analyze the right part of the chart not left
[2026-04-01 20:44:10] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/shorts/PUjQT2gY2Qk :catjam:
[2026-04-01 21:00:39] GodBleesYou : wtf going on..
[2026-04-01 21:00:46] GodBleesYou : market swinging like a baby
[2026-04-01 21:00:54] GodBleesYou : small time freams going nutz..
[2026-04-01 21:00:55] GodBleesYou : jajaja
[2026-04-01 21:02:19] Gandalf the Grey : Everyone positioning for next Trumps tweet
[2026-04-01 21:03:19] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: looks preety weak...
[2026-04-01 21:03:22] GodBleesYou : un stable
[2026-04-01 21:03:37] GodBleesYou : will we get massive V? @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-04-01 21:03:38] Gandalf the Grey : long if it flips and keep crashing short
[2026-04-01 21:03:43] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-01 21:03:55] Gandalf the Grey : no need to try to be smart about it
[2026-04-01 21:04:02] Gandalf the Grey : first position is always gamble
[2026-04-01 21:04:08] Gandalf the Grey : if you win keep, if you lose switch
[2026-04-01 21:04:11] Gandalf the Grey : khalas easy
[2026-04-01 21:04:24] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: jajaja
[2026-04-01 21:04:28] GodBleesYou : yeah somthing like that
[2026-04-01 21:04:38] GodBleesYou : just market maker make it diffucult somtimes
[2026-04-01 21:04:42] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-01 21:04:43] Gandalf the Grey : I can increase the position size to make more
[2026-04-01 21:04:45] Gandalf the Grey : but I am scared
[2026-04-01 21:04:48] Gandalf the Grey : lol
[2026-04-01 21:04:59] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Be brave
[2026-04-01 21:05:02] GodBleesYou : go 250x
[2026-04-01 21:05:05] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-01 21:05:09] Gandalf the Grey : I do not know if I am getting smarter or less balls
[2026-04-01 21:05:53] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: sol stole so much money from me today :(
[2026-04-01 21:06:08] GodBleesYou : come on market .. give us a nice swing
[2026-04-01 21:06:15] Gandalf the Grey : damn
[2026-04-01 21:06:17] Gandalf the Grey : you gon make it back
[2026-04-01 21:08:07] Dario1 : This Friday markets are closed in US
[2026-04-01 21:08:19] Dario1 : So it will be a long 3 days weekend
[2026-04-01 21:08:27] Dario1 : Perfect time for Trump to start a massive invasion on Friday morning...
[2026-04-01 21:08:52] Gandalf the Grey : He cannot invade Iran
[2026-04-01 21:08:55] Gandalf the Grey : He has 0 chance
[2026-04-01 21:09:02] Gandalf the Grey : he can nuke them, bomb them but not invade
[2026-04-01 21:09:10] Gandalf the Grey : 0 chance of success
[2026-04-01 21:09:25] Dario1 : I hope he does invade. Will be a fun defeat :arthur:
[2026-04-01 21:09:31] Gandalf the Grey : US got rekt in Vietnam, Afghanistan.....
[2026-04-01 21:09:38] Dario1 : yep
[2026-04-01 21:09:47] Gandalf the Grey : Plus Iran is BIG AF
[2026-04-01 21:10:12] Dario1 : He can't nuke them either. China and Russia have warned them not to do it
[2026-04-01 21:13:36] Dario1 : Besides, Iran already has nuclear deterrence to Israeli nuclear strike, according to Prof. Theodore
[2026-04-01 21:13:41] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=JtUobr7xGz4
[2026-04-01 21:14:22] Dario1 : You wanna play rough?
[2026-04-01 21:14:33] Dario1 : OK, say hello to my little friend! 😛
[2026-04-01 21:15:00] Dario1 : Nuclear ambiguity is a wise strategy for the time being...
[2026-04-01 21:29:08] Gandalf the Grey : where is my 80kek
[2026-04-01 21:29:15] Gandalf the Grey : send it calmly
[2026-04-01 21:43:45] Gandalf the Grey : Wilson, LO SIENTOOOOO
[2026-04-01 21:43:53] Gandalf the Grey : LO SIENTO, WILSOOOOOn
[2026-04-01 21:44:25] Gandalf the Grey : ayo ayo my CEOOORSSSss
[2026-04-01 21:51:15] thankyousomuch : you can pull you can pull you can pull the run 🎤:arthur:
[2026-04-01 21:52:08] GodBleesYou : omg sol....
[2026-04-01 21:53:13] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i think i will stop trade sol..
[2026-04-01 21:53:16] GodBleesYou : it so fucked...
[2026-04-01 21:53:57] thankyousomuch : bear market :pepe:📉
[2026-04-01 21:54:14] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: long dip now no?
[2026-04-01 21:54:18] Gandalf the Grey : or what is the bot doing
[2026-04-01 21:54:44] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: bot is long on xrp and on sol
[2026-04-01 21:54:55] GodBleesYou : but will flip to short right here on this sol bottom
[2026-04-01 21:55:01] GodBleesYou : xrp doing great
[2026-04-01 21:55:09] GodBleesYou : sol is the one that fucking me
[2026-04-01 21:55:13] GodBleesYou : for weeks
[2026-04-01 21:55:27] GodBleesYou : i think i will close the sol test and mark it as faild
[2026-04-01 21:55:34] GodBleesYou : and run the btcustd one
[2026-04-01 21:55:53] Gandalf the Grey : i just need a shawarma
[2026-04-01 21:55:56] Gandalf the Grey : and sleep
[2026-04-01 21:55:57] thankyousomuch : 126k top is good
[2026-04-01 21:56:35] thankyousomuch : eunning is good
[2026-04-01 21:56:40] thankyousomuch : running
[2026-04-01 21:57:01] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: please ask market maker to stop washing me....
[2026-04-01 21:57:07] GodBleesYou : one clean breakout or breakdown
[2026-04-01 21:57:10] GodBleesYou : .....
[2026-04-01 21:57:14] GodBleesYou : not endless washouts
[2026-04-01 21:57:16] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-01 21:57:19] Gandalf the Grey : Only Neki can do that
[2026-04-01 21:57:28] Gandalf the Grey : but his chakras only aligned on BTC
[2026-04-01 21:57:32] Gandalf the Grey : The rest he must learn
[2026-04-01 21:57:44] Gandalf the Grey : Where is my nigga Shiro
[2026-04-01 21:57:51] Gandalf the Grey : @Shiro
[2026-04-01 21:58:11] Gandalf the Grey : I am close to wallet resistance
[2026-04-01 21:58:13] Gandalf the Grey : .......
[2026-04-01 21:58:19] thankyousomuch : :cent: @GodBleesYou
[2026-04-01 21:58:43] thankyousomuch : :PEPE: 1 cent is much money
[2026-04-01 21:58:46] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: We are next to each other in ROI lol
[2026-04-01 21:59:13] Gandalf the Grey : MIne is now lower cause I had to put more margin due to gamble hahahaahha
[2026-04-01 21:59:45] thankyousomuch : lets see how China is shorting today
[2026-04-01 21:59:51] Gandalf the Grey : Rewards are a joke
[2026-04-01 21:59:55] Gandalf the Grey : was much better before
[2026-04-01 22:01:03] thankyousomuch : bullrun :pepe: 📉
[2026-04-01 22:01:15] thankyousomuch : bullwards
[2026-04-01 22:01:35] thankyousomuch : minimum wage
[2026-04-01 22:01:50] thankyousomuch : hiring
[2026-04-01 22:03:21] thankyousomuch : a bullrun ends when a bullrun starts
[2026-04-01 22:03:50] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: not alot of players..
[2026-04-01 22:03:54] GodBleesYou : only 400 pepole...
[2026-04-01 22:04:01] GodBleesYou : dam...
[2026-04-01 22:04:08] thankyousomuch : :pepe:-📏
[2026-04-01 22:04:24] Gandalf the Grey : 2.5B used to be max prize tier
[2026-04-01 22:04:26] Gandalf the Grey : then 3M
[2026-04-01 22:04:29] Gandalf the Grey : 3B
[2026-04-01 22:04:36] Gandalf the Grey : Now 7B with less people
[2026-04-01 22:04:46] Gandalf the Grey : they know we will not reach that
[2026-04-01 22:06:45] thankyousomuch : but mc donalds said minimum wage would end
[2026-04-01 22:06:52] thankyousomuch : with bullrun
[2026-04-01 22:08:05] thankyousomuch : 5 cents
[2026-04-01 22:10:20] Gandalf the Grey : 4h still has a chance for pumpa imo
[2026-04-01 22:20:30] jotrader : Trump going to speak soon on April fools day. get ready for huge dump
[2026-04-01 22:22:53] Dantjtaz : https://www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBMIzNo?si=ojkDsgJw3l6921rl
[2026-04-01 22:22:57] Dantjtaz : TO THE MOOOON
[2026-04-01 22:23:05] Dantjtaz : 🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[2026-04-01 22:26:06] thankyousomuch : pullers
[2026-04-01 22:28:02] Gandalf the Grey : yall do not deserve 80k imaginary pumpa
[2026-04-01 22:29:31] thankyousomuch : endrun pullers
[2026-04-01 22:32:10] thankyousomuch : run, pullers are runners
[2026-04-01 22:34:10] Gandalf the Grey : now is high price
[2026-04-01 22:34:17] Gandalf the Grey : better wait dip or breakout
[2026-04-01 22:34:22] Gandalf the Grey : why long below resistance lol
[2026-04-01 22:34:26] Gandalf the Grey : ppl be dumb
[2026-04-01 22:38:09] thankyousomuch : Gandalf the Grey: People are pullers
[2026-04-01 22:38:18] thankyousomuch : run backwards
[2026-04-01 22:38:49] Gandalf the Grey : SOL ez longo 10x
[2026-04-01 22:45:33] Gandalf the Grey : This weak uptrend would need to last
[2026-04-01 22:45:40] Gandalf the Grey : very little chance
[2026-04-01 22:48:21] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: dont touch this shit coin
[2026-04-01 22:48:24] GodBleesYou : fucking sol...
[2026-04-01 22:48:37] GodBleesYou : xrp better much more stable lol
[2026-04-01 22:53:51] bluemaster : I don;t care for Wars,Governments,Politics ,anything to do with fiat money is irrelevant for Bitcoin , that is reason I am Bitcoin Fundamentalist https://x.com/_BluePlanet
[2026-04-01 22:53:57] bluemaster : :btc: only
[2026-04-01 22:54:10] bluemaster : one coin and one God
[2026-04-01 23:01:47] PeacenLuv : btc going uppp
[2026-04-01 23:06:47] nylon123 : ppl are SO DUMB. EXTREMLY DUMB. why they buy at resistence?
[2026-04-01 23:07:10] nylon123 : this people hate themself
[2026-04-01 23:07:40] nylon123 : could slap them
[2026-04-01 23:08:03] nylon123 : their little stinky mouth
[2026-04-01 23:09:01] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: no btc going down since 126k
[2026-04-01 23:09:14] thankyousomuch : till 35k
[2026-04-01 23:12:31] Dario1 : To make fiat more irrelevant, we should stop quoting bitcoin in fiat
[2026-04-01 23:12:56] Dario1 : Any suggestions how to do this? 😜
[2026-04-01 23:18:13] MANsa_MOONsa : trump about to ruin yopu all
[2026-04-01 23:18:43] thankyousomuch : longers
[2026-04-01 23:20:27] Dario1 : Biden is back 😳
[2026-04-01 23:20:42] MANsa_MOONsa : this is going down
[2026-04-01 23:20:46] MANsa_MOONsa : ur werlcome
[2026-04-01 23:24:37] thankyousomuch : Dario1: but bullrun
[2026-04-01 23:25:03] Dario1 : thankyousomuch: bulls life below 100K is no fun :pepe:
[2026-04-01 23:25:10] Dario1 : Give me 66K
[2026-04-01 23:25:28] Dario1 : been waiting since 69K
[2026-04-01 23:27:04] thankyousomuch : longers are testet form all sides
[2026-04-01 23:27:08] thankyousomuch : from
[2026-04-01 23:28:15] Dario1 : but .. but .. Arthur promised 200K before march :arthur:
[2026-04-01 23:28:57] nylon123 : it's pure hate i have against resistence longers
[2026-04-01 23:29:27] Dario1 : not everyone can long resistance with full confidence
[2026-04-01 23:29:40] thankyousomuch : and that bullrun comes and washes arrrrway what ive done 🎤:arthur:🎸
[2026-04-01 23:29:47] Dario1 : requires special skills :arthur:
[2026-04-01 23:29:58] thankyousomuch : gyar yar
[2026-04-01 23:30:14] Dario1 : Aye aye captain
[2026-04-01 23:30:55] thankyousomuch : YAR :Arthur:➡️🌊
[2026-04-01 23:31:10] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2300 USD @ 68048.1
[2026-04-01 23:31:19] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-04-01 23:32:36] thankyousomuch : Yarrr it was a remorseless esting machine, eating all longs
[2026-04-01 23:37:11] kroleg666 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c-GAkIzpGE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
[2026-04-01 23:37:18] nylon123 : again
[2026-04-01 23:37:32] nylon123 : somebody should give them a slap on their stinky mouth
[2026-04-01 23:42:30] MANsa_MOONsa : come on
[2026-04-01 23:42:35] MANsa_MOONsa : long it
[2026-04-01 23:42:52] MANsa_MOONsa : so i can short more before orangeman speaks TYSM
[2026-04-01 23:44:44] Finnic99 : it is rounding over on the 4 hours
[2026-04-01 23:45:19] Finnic99 : might plunge soon
[2026-04-01 23:46:42] BlissRP : the toilet is far too clogged for a plunge to work
[2026-04-01 23:47:18] Finnic99 : look its going sub 68k nearly
[2026-04-01 23:48:03] Finnic99 : 2-3 weeks ago it could barely go below 70k
[2026-04-01 23:48:14] BlissRP : Dario1: +1 for orders and ibiza
[2026-04-01 23:48:18] Finnic99 : now it's staying consistent below 68-69
[2026-04-01 23:48:19] BlissRP : ill see you there :arthur:
[2026-04-01 23:48:27] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: So....
[2026-04-01 23:48:30] GodBleesYou : endless doom?
[2026-04-01 23:48:32] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-01 23:48:40] BlissRP : do the opposite of every orange man tweet
[2026-04-01 23:48:43] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-04-01 23:50:05] MANsa_MOONsa : we have 2 spark up first
[2026-04-01 23:50:13] MANsa_MOONsa : fakie
[2026-04-01 23:52:09] Dario1 : BlissRP: cheers, buddy :arthur:
[2026-04-01 23:59:23] Finnic99 : today daily red candle lol
[2026-04-01 23:59:40] Finnic99 : after all that excitement from some of you
[2026-04-02 00:00:25] Finnic99 : just a weak ass bounce
[2026-04-02 00:01:07] nylon123 : little stinky mouth
[2026-04-02 00:01:43] Finnic99 : go lower I want to buy it cheap thank you
[2026-04-02 00:01:54] Finnic99 : 68k is bad deal for bottom
[2026-04-02 00:02:31] Finnic99 : not good enough.
[2026-04-02 00:03:00] PeacenLuv : buy the dip suikoin 100x longerz
[2026-04-02 00:04:58] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 68062poolmpahh fullybully lezgohh itz lit
[2026-04-02 00:12:30] yellowpig : we might have something Bob
[2026-04-02 00:14:04] GodBleesYou : ......
[2026-04-02 00:14:09] GodBleesYou : market maker so meany!!
[2026-04-02 00:17:46] PeacenLuv : poompahh btc i think i found the btc 250x long hack a sure winner entry werx arrytime
[2026-04-02 00:18:30] GodBleesYou : it looks so nasty it might be a bottom
[2026-04-02 00:18:33] GodBleesYou : so ugly
[2026-04-02 00:18:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-02 01:02:00] GodBleesYou : sol bears so aggrasive today...
[2026-04-02 01:02:03] GodBleesYou : any reason?
[2026-04-02 01:02:09] BlissRP : destiny
[2026-04-02 01:03:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 30000 USD @ 68131.9 - Your net worth just pulled a 2022 bear market cosplay
[2026-04-02 01:03:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 3210 DOGE @ 0.09153 ($293.74)
[2026-04-02 01:04:13] BlissRP : look at this cancer price action lmao
[2026-04-02 01:04:27] voixjomz : real drop
[2026-04-02 01:05:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 35950 DOGE @ 0.0912 ($3,277.92) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!”
[2026-04-02 01:05:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 3846 Cont @ 80.47 ($20,981.62) - Ping! Your position took a quick nap 😅
[2026-04-02 01:05:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0001 XBT @ 67806.2 ($6.78) - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-02 01:05:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 46200 USD @ 67793.8 - Your long got sent to the shadow realm
[2026-04-02 01:05:11] voixjomz : drop dead
[2026-04-02 01:05:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 400 USD @ 69627 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-02 01:05:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 4 Cont @ 0.83 ($22.46)
[2026-04-02 01:05:29] GodBleesYou : damm...
[2026-04-02 01:05:33] GodBleesYou : so aggrasive...
[2026-04-02 01:05:59] voixjomz : lets see if 6700 holds
[2026-04-02 01:06:10] BlissRP : 0 might hold
[2026-04-02 01:06:18] voixjomz : go negative?
[2026-04-02 01:06:30] voixjomz : 😆
[2026-04-02 01:07:48] voixjomz : what a wick
[2026-04-02 01:07:55] GodBleesYou : epic on
[2026-04-02 01:08:24] GodBleesYou : pure stop run
[2026-04-02 01:08:36] GodBleesYou : market maker so meany!!!
[2026-04-02 01:09:02] voixjomz : liquidity grab
[2026-04-02 01:09:10] Finnic99 : silly bastards
[2026-04-02 01:09:33] GodBleesYou : Moo it ?
[2026-04-02 01:09:39] GodBleesYou : +300% pump?
[2026-04-02 01:09:51] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 01:10:40] BlissRP : the 1min has seen god
[2026-04-02 01:10:42] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-02 01:11:14] GodBleesYou : OMG...
[2026-04-02 01:11:22] GodBleesYou : you saw that candle? @BlissRP
[2026-04-02 01:11:24] GodBleesYou : jajajaa
[2026-04-02 01:11:38] BlissRP : 1min actually gently caressed
[2026-04-02 01:11:42] GodBleesYou : some one just fomoed 3k sol xD
[2026-04-02 01:11:43] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-02 01:11:46] Finnic99 : no. its testing the waters to see if there are enough buyers
[2026-04-02 01:11:49] Finnic99 : on the way down
[2026-04-02 01:11:59] Finnic99 : there isnt enough haha
[2026-04-02 01:12:32] Finnic99 : they are struggling to sell
[2026-04-02 01:13:34] BlissRP : theres only 1 way to get more buyers
[2026-04-02 01:13:37] BlissRP : fake pamp
[2026-04-02 01:13:38] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-02 01:14:14] Finnic99 : BlissRP:
[2026-04-02 01:14:34] Finnic99 : why literally every big dump happens after a fake pamp
[2026-04-02 01:15:52] Finnic99 : cya
[2026-04-02 01:16:06] BlissRP : wouldnt wanna be ya
[2026-04-02 01:16:08] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 01:16:22] Finnic99 : OMG 😱
[2026-04-02 01:17:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 9900 USD @ 67782.3
[2026-04-02 01:17:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `WTIUSDT`: Buy 20 WTI @ 101.81 ($NaN) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-02 01:17:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SPYUSDT`: Sell 0.0100 SPY @ 656.17 ($NaN) - Oops, margin call dropped by!
[2026-04-02 01:18:31] voixjomz : slice like butter
[2026-04-02 01:18:44] BlissRP : the knife is so hot
[2026-04-02 01:18:48] BlissRP : so so hot
[2026-04-02 01:21:07] Gjergj : yellow man is crazy
[2026-04-02 01:21:52] ninnk : what did he say now lmao
[2026-04-02 01:22:03] BlissRP : yellow man is Xi?
[2026-04-02 01:22:34] GodBleesYou : what volume baby boy
[2026-04-02 01:23:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 6500 USD @ 67353.5
[2026-04-02 01:23:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 600 USD @ 67334.3 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-02 01:25:30] PeacenLuv : buy the dips btc
[2026-04-02 01:30:47] PeacenLuv : 😃long entry btc 67566
[2026-04-02 01:31:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1400 USD @ 67399.8
[2026-04-02 01:31:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 231 XRP @ 1.325 ($306.09)
[2026-04-02 01:32:24] yellowpig : 65327,61314,59013
[2026-04-02 01:32:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0815 XBT @ 67229.8 ($5,478.96)
[2026-04-02 01:32:36] PeacenLuv : long entry 67262
[2026-04-02 01:32:41] BlissRP : the 1 min is an unhinged movie
[2026-04-02 01:32:45] BlissRP : and im here for it
[2026-04-02 01:32:51] PeacenLuv : adding pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-04-02 01:36:56] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -399,400 USD @ 68124.5316 ```
[2026-04-02 01:41:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 22200 USD @ 67165.8 - He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter
[2026-04-02 01:41:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1400 ETH @ 2092.25 ($292.87)
[2026-04-02 01:45:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 67118.6 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-02 01:48:33] PeacenLuv : long entry 67182 longstops up 67111
[2026-04-02 01:56:05] Finnic99 : news is just liquidity to push the price down to cheap levels
[2026-04-02 01:56:21] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa:
[2026-04-02 01:56:56] Finnic99 : 50k - > 200k
[2026-04-02 01:58:32] MANsa_MOONsa : LFG
[2026-04-02 01:58:39] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0311 XBT RPNL, 0.0689 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 02:00:28] MANsa_MOONsa : closing this short
[2026-04-02 02:01:48] Mr. Axelrod : MANsa_MOONsa: nice one
[2026-04-02 02:03:23] GodBleesYou : bmex the only safe haven
[2026-04-02 02:08:47] PeacenLuv : big wave btc inbound u got 60k warning through recent high good luck btc
[2026-04-02 02:09:31] PeacenLuv : 5min btc is bottoming
[2026-04-02 02:12:23] Finnic99 : sub 67k want to see
[2026-04-02 02:12:27] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa:
[2026-04-02 02:13:04] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa: did you use a lot of leverage or not
[2026-04-02 02:13:21] BlissRP : MANsa_MOONsa: no balls
[2026-04-02 02:13:24] Finnic99 : good
[2026-04-02 02:13:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66947.9 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-02 02:14:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 22158.1000 SUI @ 0.8643 ($19,146.81) - Enjoy the ramen seasoning packets, hero
[2026-04-02 02:14:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 2400 USD @ 68816
[2026-04-02 02:14:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3500 USD @ 66856.3
[2026-04-02 02:15:55] Dario1 : Thank you so much MM <3
[2026-04-02 02:19:32] migozelaaa : 50k
[2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LTCUSDT`: Sell 100 LTC @ 52.64 ($5,262.40) - Say hi to your wife’s boyfriend from the couch tonight
[2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 100 USD @ 68744 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.812 ($10.85)
[2026-04-02 02:21:45] PeacenLuv : long entry 66798 xbtusd perps pumpittup
[2026-04-02 02:23:05] migozelaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -28,600 USD @ 67574.9 ```
[2026-04-02 02:23:49] PeacenLuv : long entry sui token 0.866
[2026-04-02 02:24:39] PeacenLuv : long liquids 66666.2
[2026-04-02 02:24:48] PeacenLuv : hmmm
[2026-04-02 02:25:01] PeacenLuv : cant run from it
[2026-04-02 02:32:01] 45th_blown_account : bitconneeeeeeeeee
[2026-04-02 02:43:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 22 Cont @ 2074.66 ($3,048.06) - Paper hands beat dead hands
[2026-04-02 02:43:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3500 USD @ 66733.3
[2026-04-02 02:43:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 2200 USD @ 68689
[2026-04-02 02:44:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 22 Cont @ 78.41 ($115.07)
[2026-04-02 02:44:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66650.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 03:16:38] GodBleesYou : Only Bmex!!!
[2026-04-02 03:16:42] GodBleesYou : Only Mo!!!
[2026-04-02 03:20:03] BlissRP : organic
[2026-04-02 03:22:10] PeacenLuv : 😄long entry 66751 pumpittup
[2026-04-02 03:23:03] PeacenLuv : stops up 66758
[2026-04-02 03:24:04] GodBleesYou : the exit pump gonna be organic as well
[2026-04-02 03:24:12] GodBleesYou : fucking market maker xD
[2026-04-02 03:24:32] GodBleesYou : i hope it will trigger flip before it pump on my face
[2026-04-02 03:24:35] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-02 03:24:54] GodBleesYou : it seems bottom is far if this isnt a trap
[2026-04-02 03:24:59] GodBleesYou : and it will bart up
[2026-04-02 03:25:05] BlissRP : its always a trap
[2026-04-02 03:25:35] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: yeah :arthur:
[2026-04-02 03:25:40] PeacenLuv : i got an old long order 69111 hrs ago missed it
[2026-04-02 03:26:00] PeacenLuv : prolly here sewnn
[2026-04-02 03:31:04] MadoffNakamoto : daily check to make sure this is still going to zero
[2026-04-02 03:36:40] BlissRP : 0 might hold
[2026-04-02 03:42:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.2100 ETH @ 2062.81 ($433.19)
[2026-04-02 03:42:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 7 Cont @ 2062.8 ($962.66)
[2026-04-02 03:42:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 20000 USD @ 66556.8 - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act
[2026-04-02 03:42:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 724.6000 SUI @ 0.8567 ($620.62)
[2026-04-02 03:43:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 66496.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 03:44:37] CaptainMooncoin : Are we taking a big shit?
[2026-04-02 04:05:00] bluemaster : what I nice price move ,kids not allowed naked swiming here
[2026-04-02 04:05:06] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,539.43 USDT RPNL, 1,124.47 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 04:05:16] bluemaster : 😜
[2026-04-02 04:07:49] bluemaster : ⚠ ALT DIVERGENCE Alts pumping vs BTC — historically precedes corrections
[2026-04-02 04:09:57] bluemaster : ETH 1 year +12%
[2026-04-02 04:10:15] bluemaster : BTC 1 year -20%
[2026-04-02 04:10:28] bluemaster : keep buying shitcoins fuckers
[2026-04-02 04:11:33] bluemaster : why buy Bitcoin when you can make rich CZ,Justin,VItalik ,ETH Foundation and rest of scam
[2026-04-02 04:12:20] bluemaster : https://bitcoinwisdom.io/
[2026-04-02 04:18:25] PeacenLuv : longstop66508
[2026-04-02 04:22:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1500 USD @ 66392.2
[2026-04-02 04:22:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.3800 ETH @ 2049 ($778.59)
[2026-04-02 04:26:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 66377.8
[2026-04-02 04:27:25] CaptainMooncoin : Did we just had a bull trap?
[2026-04-02 04:27:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0008 XBT @ 66377.2 ($53.09) - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-02 04:31:41] CaptainMooncoin : Or is it gonna fall into hell now?
[2026-04-02 04:32:20] CaptainMooncoin : Because of trump the biggest clown ever
[2026-04-02 04:32:47] caex : that true
[2026-04-02 04:33:20] BlissRP : imagine complaining about cheaper buys
[2026-04-02 04:35:20] CaptainMooncoin : Should I stay in this long?
[2026-04-02 04:37:06] caex : Trump and his negotiations right now — he blames Iran for high oil prices, but who told him to attack them in the first place? This isn’t a leader of a superpower, it’s a circus clown.
[2026-04-02 04:37:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 25000 USD @ 66287.4 - Liquidation complete – coffee break?
[2026-04-02 04:39:33] caex : And on top of that, he’s inviting people to buy American oil — this is a circus.😄
[2026-04-02 04:41:25] caex : All Iran has to do is block the strait, and Trump will already start panicking. It’ll get even worse if he launches a ground operation after a statement like that, it’s only a matter of hours, maybe days.
[2026-04-02 04:41:37] caex : crypto goblin town
[2026-04-02 04:42:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 6000 USD @ 66234.7
[2026-04-02 04:43:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 66213.3 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 05:00:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SHIBUSDT`: Sell 336170000 SHIB @ 0.0000058 ($1,963.23) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!”
[2026-04-02 05:08:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 1650 DOGE @ 0.08931 ($147.30)
[2026-04-02 05:25:54] SteveS. : Trump is a boss
[2026-04-02 05:26:12] SteveS. : He should just nuke them
[2026-04-02 05:55:12] CaptainMooncoin : caex: he attacked Iran and messed up the world economy just to cover up the fact that he is a pedophile and it would come up eventually through the Epstein files
[2026-04-02 06:01:55] caex : bull trap done 😄thanks Trump
[2026-04-02 06:03:52] caex : Keep going bulls, keep longing until Donald Trump announces that a ground invasion of Iran has begun.😄😄
[2026-04-02 06:06:36] caex : TP 58K😘
[2026-04-02 06:06:36] caex : Caex is playing short and giving bulls the middle finger. sajonara
[2026-04-02 06:19:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 10 Cont @ 2053.61 ($1,371.88)
[2026-04-02 06:25:05] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66508
[2026-04-02 06:26:05] PeacenLuv : round up the pdf files
[2026-04-02 06:26:15] PeacenLuv : CaptainMooncoin:
[2026-04-02 06:26:51] PeacenLuv : btc surfaces truth
[2026-04-02 06:32:39] REKTakaMagicTric : fk my positions looks bad
[2026-04-02 06:37:35] neki : 68085, was the last since my chart was refreshed :D.. oh well.,Happy April 2nd - the Dollar day
[2026-04-02 06:52:36] REKTakaMagicTric : shortin oil bitmex gonna take me into grave
[2026-04-02 07:19:31] 45th_blown_account : 20k imminent :arthur:
[2026-04-02 07:22:10] REKTakaMagicTric : ill be fine just dont pump oil prices
[2026-04-02 07:54:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!!! DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-04-02 08:07:36] Dr.van_Doom666 : SteveS.: mmm
[2026-04-02 08:25:03] bluemaster : SteveS: you finished night shift
[2026-04-02 08:25:15] bluemaster : 😍
[2026-04-02 08:44:25] GodBleesYou : yo yo
[2026-04-02 08:47:48] BlissRP : i just went to casino, had the worst session ever, and when i said last bet hit a 2000x
[2026-04-02 08:47:51] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-02 08:47:57] BlissRP : GAMBA
[2026-04-02 08:54:34] Kaczy7777 : Medicine
[2026-04-02 09:03:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 66360.4 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-02 09:03:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 200 USD @ 68303.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-02 09:03:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1900 ETH @ 2042.18 ($387.98)
[2026-04-02 09:07:11] Dario1 : No wonder it’s dumping, SteveS was bullish :kek:
[2026-04-02 09:07:36] Dario1 : he is the best counter-indicator trollbox has ever had
[2026-04-02 09:11:05] caex : btc loading -10%
[2026-04-02 09:12:28] bluemaster : Dario1: +1 he is Jim Cramer of South Africa
[2026-04-02 09:13:01] bluemaster : it is not much but is honest work ,at least for boat petrol little bit
[2026-04-02 09:13:06] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,569.90 USDT RPNL, 2,831.95 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 09:14:38] bluemaster : this wanky Market Maker is so predictable 😜
[2026-04-02 09:16:05] GodBleesYou : caex: it will scam up....
[2026-04-02 09:16:11] GodBleesYou : bart style...
[2026-04-02 09:16:14] GodBleesYou : dam market maker..
[2026-04-02 09:16:48] BlissRP : will it?
[2026-04-02 09:16:51] BlissRP : do YOU will it?
[2026-04-02 09:17:00] BlissRP : i need jew will if im gonna buy
[2026-04-02 09:19:11] Dario1 : bluemaster: hehe indeed
[2026-04-02 09:19:25] Dario1 : but SteveS is even worse
[2026-04-02 09:19:30] Dario1 : Cramer looks like a safe bet compared to SteveS :arthur:
[2026-04-02 09:19:46] BlissRP : at least he wished you all a very Mahalo day
[2026-04-02 09:19:55] BlissRP : thats all that matters
[2026-04-02 09:19:59] Dario1 : SteveS is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the counter-trade
[2026-04-02 09:23:42] Dario1 : Werner: we need more wernings
[2026-04-02 09:24:20] BlissRP : how long ago was steve here? could he have been april fools joking yall? :arthur:
[2026-04-02 09:25:29] Dario1 : You were not on trollbox for 2 years to witness his dump to 6K signals
[2026-04-02 09:25:52] BlissRP : :kek: tell me more
[2026-04-02 09:26:01] Dario1 : :kek:
[2026-04-02 09:26:06] BlissRP : but also that break was very beneficial ser i must say
[2026-04-02 09:26:32] Dario1 : He didn’t change a bit after that break
[2026-04-02 09:26:49] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 09:33:06] caex : GodBleesYou: Trump, in his speech, escalates the Iran conflict by attacking another base in Jordan, and if BTC goes up, it will be a real scam.
[2026-04-02 09:33:58] BMEXcheers : word is (and its just a word) the canal will accept payments in btc
[2026-04-02 09:34:31] BMEXcheers : so if you have 21btc you could sell your btc for billions to governments so they can bring oil to our lovely shores
[2026-04-02 09:35:28] caex : Bulls are scared of losing 65k
[2026-04-02 09:35:43] Dario1 : They accept crypto and yuan
[2026-04-02 09:36:00] Dario1 : Petrodollar -> Petroyuan
[2026-04-02 09:37:51] caex : Bulls were betting on a war ending instead, Trump just escalated the situation.sub 60k soon
[2026-04-02 09:38:37] voixjomz : we still have 1year+ of bear market
[2026-04-02 09:41:32] Dario1 : No one can escalate his own downfall better than Donald Epstein
[2026-04-02 09:42:09] BlissRP : it was a funny speech
[2026-04-02 09:42:28] BlissRP : he said all this stuff about how its over soon, then said all the things he could do if its not
[2026-04-02 09:42:31] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-02 09:42:59] Dario1 : 🤣
[2026-04-02 09:45:27] BMEXcheers : what are my financial options tb....shall i max out my work place pension first? ISA? Rest into btc?
[2026-04-02 09:45:31] BMEXcheers : what you thinking
[2026-04-02 09:45:55] BMEXcheers : i need my jaw implant installed first and then its time to look at reitrement (after the used rs3 for 20k)
[2026-04-02 09:45:56] BMEXcheers : then
[2026-04-02 09:45:58] BMEXcheers : retire
[2026-04-02 09:59:07] Luke Short : Max out the pension, don‘t use your ISA for trading and keep on trading during retirement.
[2026-04-02 10:00:03] Luke Short : Never. Stop. Trading. We die as traders.
[2026-04-02 10:00:29] Luke Short : Arthur is counting on us
[2026-04-02 10:04:29] BMEXcheers : yeah so, im just over 100k - i dont have any financial commitments
[2026-04-02 10:04:53] BMEXcheers : should i go up to 40k = pension, rest into ISA per year (20k)
[2026-04-02 10:04:54] BMEXcheers : ?
[2026-04-02 10:05:14] BMEXcheers : i dont have a workplace ISA, so it'd be after tax - i think?
[2026-04-02 10:10:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 800 USD @ 68167.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-02 10:10:55] Luke Short : Yes, I would do that.
[2026-04-02 10:11:05] Luke Short : https://imgur.com/gallery/trump-regime-NtxdzqL
[2026-04-02 10:11:29] Luke Short : Also, short the shitcoin
[2026-04-02 10:18:18] BMEXcheers : Dario1: claude improved my bot, it tweaked the settings where it found I was losing trades.... https://ibb.co/0jFh6WWZ
[2026-04-02 10:18:30] BMEXcheers : thoughts? Onto paper trading now then execution testing with test net
[2026-04-02 10:20:24] OrangeBull : shprt squeeze will be beautiful