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[2026-04-01 17:10:21] Luke Short : caex: what are you depositing? btc? lmao get rekt
[2026-04-01 17:10:27] GodBleesYou : gotta support the liqudtions engine my friend @caex
[2026-04-01 17:10:36] Luke Short : if you're short, you are probably fine
[2026-04-01 17:10:56] GodBleesYou : Luke Short: lol
[2026-04-01 17:12:11] Luke Short : caex: bajojajo bajojajo
[2026-04-01 17:12:42] caex : Luke Short: fullkome
[2026-04-01 17:13:18] caex : patrz za kilka minut co sie stanie
[2026-04-01 17:14:29] Luke Short : Iran will invade the US with ground troops. nobody will expect that. that's what's going to happen.
[2026-04-01 17:14:44] caex : stul pizde
[2026-04-01 17:15:28] Luke Short : eat my shorts
[2026-04-01 17:15:29] Luke Short : 🚬
[2026-04-01 17:15:36] REKTakaMagicTric : short oill on bitmex :G boots on the ground in iran---> around 1-2% of world oil suply
[2026-04-01 17:16:04] REKTakaMagicTric : usa oil reserves + allowing rus trade oil
[2026-04-01 17:16:18] REKTakaMagicTric : they dont let pump that shit no matter what happens
[2026-04-01 17:18:40] Luke Short : REKTakaMagicTric: https://www.financialjuice.com/News/9515203/US-officials-discussing-the-possibility-of-150barrel-oil---Politico.aspx
[2026-04-01 17:19:15] Gandalf the Grey : when 72k
[2026-04-01 17:19:44] BitMEX_Douglas : Dario1: Hi, sorry for the delay. Please describe the issue
[2026-04-01 17:21:26] BitMEX_Douglas : > *:door::hammer: User `Luke Short` has been banned from chat for 10 minutes.*
[2026-04-01 17:21:48] Dario1 : BitMEX_Douglas: Please read caex‘s comments regarding deposit. Thank you, sir 🙏
[2026-04-01 17:22:20] REKTakaMagicTric : Luke Short: shit at this rate my account will blow it oil goes 150 thats literaly my where account blows
[2026-04-01 17:23:21] Gandalf the Grey : guys
[2026-04-01 17:23:25] Gandalf the Grey : can I long or short?
[2026-04-01 17:23:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68486.7 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-01 17:25:39] BitMEX_Douglas : @caex as we may see your LTC deposit was credited.
[2026-04-01 17:26:03] REKTakaMagicTric : Luke Short: also thinking of 150 barrel for usa is .. there is so many oil in usa but its too expensive to invest in it so 150 would make good deal.. but saudies gonna fk that for sure also iran doesnt bock that much world's oil route.. overrated short oild on bitmex 130 max or i will eat my pants.. enought chees to not die hungry
[2026-04-01 17:26:03] caex : BitMEX_Douglas: now?
[2026-04-01 17:26:08] Dario1 : Luke Short: I predicted 150 oil even days before this war started. It requires destroying more oil refineries tho
[2026-04-01 17:26:11] Dario1 : [2026-02-25 02:51:55] Dario1 : if nuclear negotiations this Thursday don’t go well and US starts bombing, then oil will hit 100-200
[2026-04-01 17:26:49] caex : BitMEX_Douglas: And if my position gets liquidated, what good is this deposit to me?
[2026-04-01 17:27:02] caex : LUCKY MEN
[2026-04-01 17:27:35] REKTakaMagicTric : bombing iran oil doesnt effect price that much.. but if iran start bombing other countries oil refineries..
[2026-04-01 17:29:05] REKTakaMagicTric : bombing iran causes panic of what iranna gonna do--> effects oil price but its short term and fake
[2026-04-01 17:32:29] Luke Short : Nice, getting banned from trollbox on april 1st. classic 🚬
[2026-04-01 17:32:55] REKTakaMagicTric : :D u fool!
[2026-04-01 17:35:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3100 USD @ 68312.8
[2026-04-01 17:40:46] BitMEX_Douglas : @caex Your deposit was processed 30 minutes ago. Please note that while a deposit increases your account equity, it does not directly prevent or guarantee against liquidation. These are separate NOT connected functions of the platform. We recommend reviewing your risk management strategy and utilising tools like Stops, etc. to help manage your exposure.
[2026-04-01 17:44:45] Luke Short : BitMEX_Douglas: Sorry for the inadequate interruption earlier, Sir.
[2026-04-01 17:45:08] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: Refineries are only half the story tho
[2026-04-01 17:45:19] Dario1 : 20% of global oil used to transit through the Strait of Hormuz
[2026-04-01 17:45:30] Dario1 : After Iran closed it, brent oil pumped by 40-50%
[2026-04-01 17:45:38] Dario1 : Friendly nations still have passage tho
[2026-04-01 17:45:47] Dario1 : others have to pay fees in crypto or Yuan to pass
[2026-04-01 17:45:54] Dario1 : Petrodollar -> Petroyuan :arthur:
[2026-04-01 17:46:35] Dario1 : end petrodollar and US will have a hard time printing more fiat out of thin air
[2026-04-01 17:46:58] caex : BitMEX_Douglas: Do you require 10 or 20 confirmations? I can see them on the network, but my balance is not updating. Anyone would be frustrated in this situation—this is not my fault, it’s yours.
[2026-04-01 17:48:07] BlissRP : surely such an esteemed veteran of the box is not using his liq as his stop loss and then crying about it?
[2026-04-01 17:48:27] caex : BitMEX_Douglas: I am your client, and it is your responsibility to take care of this.
[2026-04-01 17:48:40] Luke Short : this has to be an april fools joke
[2026-04-01 17:49:28] Luke Short : caex: just close your position if you are in profit and reenter later
[2026-04-01 17:49:38] caex : BitMEX_Douglas: "People here are playing with real money, not Monopoly tokens—I'm sure you understand that. Every second counts, do you understand?
[2026-04-01 17:49:39] REKTakaMagicTric : Dario1: yes only 20% oil throught strait of hormuz and thats prbly the biggest and only thing at the moment.. only no matter how much island u put boots on iraninan islands or destroy iranian oil it will not boost oil price ecpect if iran starts strike other countries oil spots :P so worst have allready happened or expect bombing saudi oil pump or smthing
[2026-04-01 17:49:50] caex : that all
[2026-04-01 17:50:13] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: Yes, I think this same as you on this issue
[2026-04-01 17:51:08] Dario1 : the*
[2026-04-01 17:51:37] REKTakaMagicTric : Dario1: thats why i keep safe short on oil here.. or i think its safe w8 and w8 untill price gets back to "normal" or if it pumps like 120-130 again then buy more short
[2026-04-01 17:51:59] caex : "Believe me, Trollboź has cost more than one person their job. Thank you for your attention @BitMEX_Douglas
[2026-04-01 17:52:10] BlissRP : this has to be a troll
[2026-04-01 17:52:46] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: I made nice profits longing 60s and now I don’t touch it because I can’t predict what lies Trump will tell with his next tweet :arthur:
[2026-04-01 17:53:00] BlissRP : Dario1: thats exactly it m8
[2026-04-01 17:53:07] BlissRP : it can do anything with that guy
[2026-04-01 17:53:13] Luke Short : "Trump threatened to stop weapons for Ukraine unless Europe joined the Hormuz coalition - FT 19:50 Apr 01"
[2026-04-01 17:53:20] Dario1 : BlissRP: hehe
[2026-04-01 17:55:03] REKTakaMagicTric : Dario1: nice one.. i didnt belive in iran war or that it gonna happen so soon.. same with ruble.. there some ppl did put live cams to see when rus comes in to start short rub .. remember watching on youtube and again i didnt belive.. but no matter what trump lie he dont have oil monopoly so if fking dont goes to moon
[2026-04-01 17:55:26] REKTakaMagicTric : what ever peace
[2026-04-01 17:55:29] REKTakaMagicTric : /zen 3h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 3 hours zen mode REKTakaMagicTric. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-04-01 17:55:39] BlissRP : i almost had a stroke trying to read that
[2026-04-01 17:55:46] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: +1
[2026-04-01 17:55:54] Dario1 : enjoy your zen, ser
[2026-04-01 18:01:28] Luke Short : UAE about to lose their shit and attack iran themselves if nothing happens soon
[2026-04-01 18:02:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 20000 USD @ 68031.6 - Account said “brb” and meant never 😜
[2026-04-01 18:03:37] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket:
[2026-04-01 18:04:22] BlissRP : april fools pump :pepe:
[2026-04-01 18:04:24] Luke Short : 🚨 60k 🚨
[2026-04-01 18:04:35] Dario1 : 9000 years bear market is upon us :pepe:
[2026-04-01 18:06:06] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/9zma83p2/
[2026-04-01 18:06:16] Luke Short : 🚩🚩🚩
[2026-04-01 18:07:38] MANsa_MOONsa : down
[2026-04-01 18:07:40] MANsa_MOONsa : dammit
[2026-04-01 18:07:53] BlissRP : downward dog, upward frog
[2026-04-01 18:10:51] Luke Short : probably to early. i am always to early
[2026-04-01 18:11:08] BlissRP : early worm
[2026-04-01 18:11:57] Luke Short : the early worm get's caught by the bird
[2026-04-01 18:17:40] Luke Short : monthly candle red 🚨
[2026-04-01 18:30:17] ninnk : 🗿
[2026-04-01 18:33:41] GodBleesYou : ......
[2026-04-01 18:35:37] BlissRP : btc is a tired with several nails in it
[2026-04-01 18:35:41] BlissRP : you can pump it up
[2026-04-01 18:35:45] BlissRP : but it loses it quickly
[2026-04-01 18:35:49] BlissRP : tire*
[2026-04-01 18:35:55] BlissRP : i am the tired
[2026-04-01 18:35:59] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-01 18:36:05] GodBleesYou : what a joke...
[2026-04-01 18:36:07] GodBleesYou : dam
[2026-04-01 18:36:26] BlissRP : passover was such a scam
[2026-04-01 18:37:13] Traczii : cex > dex change my mind
[2026-04-01 18:37:15] Traczii : https://x.com/DriftProtocol/status/2039404931778535427
[2026-04-01 18:37:35] Traczii : sorry I meant Bitmex > dexes and other cexes :arthur:
[2026-04-01 18:41:31] BlissRP : bitdex>all
[2026-04-01 18:50:49] Shiro : Retesting 70 :doge:
[2026-04-01 18:52:21] MANsa_MOONsa : sorry
[2026-04-01 18:52:31] MANsa_MOONsa : its going to 67500
[2026-04-01 18:59:14] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0276 XBT RPNL, 0.0092 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 19:00:05] Luke Short : https://imgur.com/gallery/lol-aNBKGl9#/t/btc
[2026-04-01 19:00:09] Luke Short : short it to 0
[2026-04-01 19:01:39] MANsa_MOONsa : noooo
[2026-04-01 19:03:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 122700 USD @ 68111.1 - You just got rugged harder than Terra Luna 2.0
[2026-04-01 19:03:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 1.3983 XBT @ 68124.8 ($95,240.91) - Another soul claimed by the perpetual futures demon
[2026-04-01 19:15:41] nylon123 : long x 1mio
[2026-04-01 19:16:00] Gandalf the Grey : legend for changing the color according to position
[2026-04-01 19:16:04] Gandalf the Grey : like a chameleon
[2026-04-01 19:16:34] nylon123 : i will get so rich i cry. long x 100
[2026-04-01 19:22:13] Dario1 : Trump threatens to leave NATO and stop weapons for Ukraine unless Europe joins Hormuz coalition
[2026-04-01 19:22:18] Dario1 : lmao
[2026-04-01 19:22:23] Dario1 : Trump is now resorting to chantage :kek:
[2026-04-01 19:23:10] BlissRP : eu poosies want everything done for them and dont want to do anything themselves
[2026-04-01 19:23:13] BlissRP : thatll teach em
[2026-04-01 19:23:16] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-01 19:25:30] Dario1 : But Europe did not ask Trump to open the Strait of Hormuz :arthur:
[2026-04-01 19:25:42] Dario1 : Europe prefers a diplomatic solution
[2026-04-01 19:25:50] BlissRP : you mean trigger its closing?
[2026-04-01 19:25:51] BlissRP : or
[2026-04-01 19:26:14] BlissRP : cause eu is also least energy sovereign continent, its in their best interest to get that poopoo open
[2026-04-01 19:27:06] Dario1 : There were no problems with Hormuz until Trump decided to act like fools
[2026-04-01 19:27:22] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-04-01 19:27:47] Dario1 : So he created the problem and now he expects others to help him out of his misery
[2026-04-01 19:28:04] BlissRP : he expects others to help him out of their own misery :kek:
[2026-04-01 19:28:18] BlissRP : creates misery, "dont you guys hate this misery?"
[2026-04-01 19:28:20] BlissRP : LOLOL
[2026-04-01 19:28:44] BlissRP : its honestly fking funny
[2026-04-01 19:28:51] BlissRP : how is this real
[2026-04-01 19:29:01] Dario1 : Without Trump starting the war, there would have been no misery for others :kek:
[2026-04-01 19:29:33] Dario1 : Merz, the chancellor of germany, replied in a funny way
[2026-04-01 19:30:56] GodBleesYou : so scamy....
[2026-04-01 19:30:59] Dario1 : Merz has repeatedly argued that the U.S.-Israeli conflict with Iran is outside the scope of the North Atlantic Treaty. He stated that NATO is a "defense alliance," not an "intervention alliance," and that because European allies were not consulted prior to the strikes on Iran, they have no obligation to join the resulting war.
[2026-04-01 19:31:26] contract details : Reasonable
[2026-04-01 19:31:33] contract details : Factually correct even
[2026-04-01 19:31:38] Dario1 : yep
[2026-04-01 19:31:54] BlissRP : allowing all the people to suffer the increased prices to stick it to the orange man is an interesting pov tho
[2026-04-01 19:32:29] BlissRP : how much is gas up since this started in your countries sers?
[2026-04-01 19:33:13] BlissRP : over here its roughly 60% increase
[2026-04-01 19:46:07] Luke Short : 25-30% in germany
[2026-04-01 19:47:26] Luke Short : scroll down to see chart: https://www.adac.de/verkehr/tanken-kraftstoff-antrieb/deutschland/kraftstoffpreisentwicklung/
[2026-04-01 19:58:24] Gandalf the Grey : lets do a mooooooove
[2026-04-01 20:01:29] Jobby : The only valuable thing the US has/had is the dollar. If Trump leaves all his allies behind the dollar will loose flavour fast as it won’t be the worlds reserve currency anymore. EU/China/Middle East will most likely benefit significantly from this
[2026-04-01 20:01:48] nylon123 : Bitcoin :) Please move
[2026-04-01 20:01:56] nylon123 : Or I slap your stinky mouth
[2026-04-01 20:09:29] voixjomz : Here oil price up by more than 100% crazy
[2026-04-01 20:10:21] nylon123 : Oil. I will slap the Oils mouth really hard
[2026-04-01 20:11:02] nylon123 : no excuses
[2026-04-01 20:12:28] voixjomz : This will drop to 30k lol
[2026-04-01 20:15:27] Gandalf the Grey : tomorrow?
[2026-04-01 20:15:38] Gandalf the Grey : we lost the triangle again lmao
[2026-04-01 20:16:49] voixjomz : I wish, so I can buy
[2026-04-01 20:20:46] Dario1 : BlissRP: damn 60% is a lot good, ser
[2026-04-01 20:21:49] Dario1 : here in Spain and the Netherlands, wholesale gas prices for power generation rose by about 60-70%. Retail will notice its full effect in a few months from now :arthur:
[2026-04-01 20:21:58] Dario1 : Jet fuel by 100%
[2026-04-01 20:22:23] Dario1 : Some long-haul flights are already 500 euro more expensive
[2026-04-01 20:28:35] Gandalf the Grey : why dont we just buy and wait if it goes to 126k again?
[2026-04-01 20:28:50] Gandalf the Grey : and if it starts dumpa we switch and wait for 30k?
[2026-04-01 20:28:54] Gandalf the Grey : easy no?
[2026-04-01 20:30:36] voixjomz : sorry but no demand for now. people are struggling to buy basic needs
[2026-04-01 20:31:59] Dario1 : voixjomz: +1
[2026-04-01 20:32:06] nylon123 : come on buy
[2026-04-01 20:32:07] nylon123 : haha
[2026-04-01 20:34:01] voixjomz : only time to buy is if we touch the Buy Liquidity at 30k+
[2026-04-01 20:34:05] voixjomz : https://imgur.com/a/91p15ZX
[2026-04-01 20:35:49] voixjomz : even if we bounce to 70k to 80k, it will still go down to 30k. we are in crisis
[2026-04-01 20:39:19] Dario1 : I might just place some buy orders at 40-50Ks
[2026-04-01 20:39:28] Dario1 : and go to Ibiza for vacation
[2026-04-01 20:39:30] Gandalf the Grey : you must analyze the right part of the chart not left
[2026-04-01 20:44:10] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/shorts/PUjQT2gY2Qk :catjam:
[2026-04-01 21:00:39] GodBleesYou : wtf going on..
[2026-04-01 21:00:46] GodBleesYou : market swinging like a baby
[2026-04-01 21:00:54] GodBleesYou : small time freams going nutz..
[2026-04-01 21:00:55] GodBleesYou : jajaja
[2026-04-01 21:02:19] Gandalf the Grey : Everyone positioning for next Trumps tweet
[2026-04-01 21:03:19] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: looks preety weak...
[2026-04-01 21:03:22] GodBleesYou : un stable
[2026-04-01 21:03:37] GodBleesYou : will we get massive V? @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-04-01 21:03:38] Gandalf the Grey : long if it flips and keep crashing short
[2026-04-01 21:03:43] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-01 21:03:55] Gandalf the Grey : no need to try to be smart about it
[2026-04-01 21:04:02] Gandalf the Grey : first position is always gamble
[2026-04-01 21:04:08] Gandalf the Grey : if you win keep, if you lose switch
[2026-04-01 21:04:11] Gandalf the Grey : khalas easy
[2026-04-01 21:04:24] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: jajaja
[2026-04-01 21:04:28] GodBleesYou : yeah somthing like that
[2026-04-01 21:04:38] GodBleesYou : just market maker make it diffucult somtimes
[2026-04-01 21:04:42] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-01 21:04:43] Gandalf the Grey : I can increase the position size to make more
[2026-04-01 21:04:45] Gandalf the Grey : but I am scared
[2026-04-01 21:04:48] Gandalf the Grey : lol
[2026-04-01 21:04:59] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Be brave
[2026-04-01 21:05:02] GodBleesYou : go 250x
[2026-04-01 21:05:05] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-01 21:05:09] Gandalf the Grey : I do not know if I am getting smarter or less balls
[2026-04-01 21:05:53] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: sol stole so much money from me today :(
[2026-04-01 21:06:08] GodBleesYou : come on market .. give us a nice swing
[2026-04-01 21:06:15] Gandalf the Grey : damn
[2026-04-01 21:06:17] Gandalf the Grey : you gon make it back
[2026-04-01 21:08:07] Dario1 : This Friday markets are closed in US
[2026-04-01 21:08:19] Dario1 : So it will be a long 3 days weekend
[2026-04-01 21:08:27] Dario1 : Perfect time for Trump to start a massive invasion on Friday morning...
[2026-04-01 21:08:52] Gandalf the Grey : He cannot invade Iran
[2026-04-01 21:08:55] Gandalf the Grey : He has 0 chance
[2026-04-01 21:09:02] Gandalf the Grey : he can nuke them, bomb them but not invade
[2026-04-01 21:09:10] Gandalf the Grey : 0 chance of success
[2026-04-01 21:09:25] Dario1 : I hope he does invade. Will be a fun defeat :arthur:
[2026-04-01 21:09:31] Gandalf the Grey : US got rekt in Vietnam, Afghanistan.....
[2026-04-01 21:09:38] Dario1 : yep
[2026-04-01 21:09:47] Gandalf the Grey : Plus Iran is BIG AF
[2026-04-01 21:10:12] Dario1 : He can't nuke them either. China and Russia have warned them not to do it
[2026-04-01 21:13:36] Dario1 : Besides, Iran already has nuclear deterrence to Israeli nuclear strike, according to Prof. Theodore
[2026-04-01 21:13:41] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=JtUobr7xGz4
[2026-04-01 21:14:22] Dario1 : You wanna play rough?
[2026-04-01 21:14:33] Dario1 : OK, say hello to my little friend! 😛
[2026-04-01 21:15:00] Dario1 : Nuclear ambiguity is a wise strategy for the time being...
[2026-04-01 21:29:08] Gandalf the Grey : where is my 80kek
[2026-04-01 21:29:15] Gandalf the Grey : send it calmly
[2026-04-01 21:43:45] Gandalf the Grey : Wilson, LO SIENTOOOOO
[2026-04-01 21:43:53] Gandalf the Grey : LO SIENTO, WILSOOOOOn
[2026-04-01 21:44:25] Gandalf the Grey : ayo ayo my CEOOORSSSss
[2026-04-01 21:51:15] thankyousomuch : you can pull you can pull you can pull the run 🎤:arthur:
[2026-04-01 21:52:08] GodBleesYou : omg sol....
[2026-04-01 21:53:13] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i think i will stop trade sol..
[2026-04-01 21:53:16] GodBleesYou : it so fucked...
[2026-04-01 21:53:57] thankyousomuch : bear market :pepe:📉
[2026-04-01 21:54:14] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: long dip now no?
[2026-04-01 21:54:18] Gandalf the Grey : or what is the bot doing
[2026-04-01 21:54:44] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: bot is long on xrp and on sol
[2026-04-01 21:54:55] GodBleesYou : but will flip to short right here on this sol bottom
[2026-04-01 21:55:01] GodBleesYou : xrp doing great
[2026-04-01 21:55:09] GodBleesYou : sol is the one that fucking me
[2026-04-01 21:55:13] GodBleesYou : for weeks
[2026-04-01 21:55:27] GodBleesYou : i think i will close the sol test and mark it as faild
[2026-04-01 21:55:34] GodBleesYou : and run the btcustd one
[2026-04-01 21:55:53] Gandalf the Grey : i just need a shawarma
[2026-04-01 21:55:56] Gandalf the Grey : and sleep
[2026-04-01 21:55:57] thankyousomuch : 126k top is good
[2026-04-01 21:56:35] thankyousomuch : eunning is good
[2026-04-01 21:56:40] thankyousomuch : running
[2026-04-01 21:57:01] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: please ask market maker to stop washing me....
[2026-04-01 21:57:07] GodBleesYou : one clean breakout or breakdown
[2026-04-01 21:57:10] GodBleesYou : .....
[2026-04-01 21:57:14] GodBleesYou : not endless washouts
[2026-04-01 21:57:16] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-01 21:57:19] Gandalf the Grey : Only Neki can do that
[2026-04-01 21:57:28] Gandalf the Grey : but his chakras only aligned on BTC
[2026-04-01 21:57:32] Gandalf the Grey : The rest he must learn
[2026-04-01 21:57:44] Gandalf the Grey : Where is my nigga Shiro
[2026-04-01 21:57:51] Gandalf the Grey : @Shiro
[2026-04-01 21:58:11] Gandalf the Grey : I am close to wallet resistance
[2026-04-01 21:58:13] Gandalf the Grey : .......
[2026-04-01 21:58:19] thankyousomuch : :cent: @GodBleesYou
[2026-04-01 21:58:43] thankyousomuch : :PEPE: 1 cent is much money
[2026-04-01 21:58:46] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: We are next to each other in ROI lol
[2026-04-01 21:59:13] Gandalf the Grey : MIne is now lower cause I had to put more margin due to gamble hahahaahha
[2026-04-01 21:59:45] thankyousomuch : lets see how China is shorting today
[2026-04-01 21:59:51] Gandalf the Grey : Rewards are a joke
[2026-04-01 21:59:55] Gandalf the Grey : was much better before
[2026-04-01 22:01:03] thankyousomuch : bullrun :pepe: 📉
[2026-04-01 22:01:15] thankyousomuch : bullwards
[2026-04-01 22:01:35] thankyousomuch : minimum wage
[2026-04-01 22:01:50] thankyousomuch : hiring
[2026-04-01 22:03:21] thankyousomuch : a bullrun ends when a bullrun starts
[2026-04-01 22:03:50] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: not alot of players..
[2026-04-01 22:03:54] GodBleesYou : only 400 pepole...
[2026-04-01 22:04:01] GodBleesYou : dam...
[2026-04-01 22:04:08] thankyousomuch : :pepe:-📏
[2026-04-01 22:04:24] Gandalf the Grey : 2.5B used to be max prize tier
[2026-04-01 22:04:26] Gandalf the Grey : then 3M
[2026-04-01 22:04:29] Gandalf the Grey : 3B
[2026-04-01 22:04:36] Gandalf the Grey : Now 7B with less people
[2026-04-01 22:04:46] Gandalf the Grey : they know we will not reach that
[2026-04-01 22:06:45] thankyousomuch : but mc donalds said minimum wage would end
[2026-04-01 22:06:52] thankyousomuch : with bullrun
[2026-04-01 22:08:05] thankyousomuch : 5 cents
[2026-04-01 22:10:20] Gandalf the Grey : 4h still has a chance for pumpa imo
[2026-04-01 22:20:30] jotrader : Trump going to speak soon on April fools day. get ready for huge dump
[2026-04-01 22:22:53] Dantjtaz : https://www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBMIzNo?si=ojkDsgJw3l6921rl
[2026-04-01 22:22:57] Dantjtaz : TO THE MOOOON
[2026-04-01 22:23:05] Dantjtaz : 🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[2026-04-01 22:26:06] thankyousomuch : pullers
[2026-04-01 22:28:02] Gandalf the Grey : yall do not deserve 80k imaginary pumpa
[2026-04-01 22:29:31] thankyousomuch : endrun pullers
[2026-04-01 22:32:10] thankyousomuch : run, pullers are runners
[2026-04-01 22:34:10] Gandalf the Grey : now is high price
[2026-04-01 22:34:17] Gandalf the Grey : better wait dip or breakout
[2026-04-01 22:34:22] Gandalf the Grey : why long below resistance lol
[2026-04-01 22:34:26] Gandalf the Grey : ppl be dumb
[2026-04-01 22:38:09] thankyousomuch : Gandalf the Grey: People are pullers
[2026-04-01 22:38:18] thankyousomuch : run backwards
[2026-04-01 22:38:49] Gandalf the Grey : SOL ez longo 10x
[2026-04-01 22:45:33] Gandalf the Grey : This weak uptrend would need to last
[2026-04-01 22:45:40] Gandalf the Grey : very little chance
[2026-04-01 22:48:21] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: dont touch this shit coin
[2026-04-01 22:48:24] GodBleesYou : fucking sol...
[2026-04-01 22:48:37] GodBleesYou : xrp better much more stable lol
[2026-04-01 22:53:51] bluemaster : I don;t care for Wars,Governments,Politics ,anything to do with fiat money is irrelevant for Bitcoin , that is reason I am Bitcoin Fundamentalist https://x.com/_BluePlanet
[2026-04-01 22:53:57] bluemaster : :btc: only
[2026-04-01 22:54:10] bluemaster : one coin and one God
[2026-04-01 23:01:47] PeacenLuv : btc going uppp
[2026-04-01 23:06:47] nylon123 : ppl are SO DUMB. EXTREMLY DUMB. why they buy at resistence?
[2026-04-01 23:07:10] nylon123 : this people hate themself
[2026-04-01 23:07:40] nylon123 : could slap them
[2026-04-01 23:08:03] nylon123 : their little stinky mouth
[2026-04-01 23:09:01] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: no btc going down since 126k
[2026-04-01 23:09:14] thankyousomuch : till 35k
[2026-04-01 23:12:31] Dario1 : To make fiat more irrelevant, we should stop quoting bitcoin in fiat
[2026-04-01 23:12:56] Dario1 : Any suggestions how to do this? 😜
[2026-04-01 23:18:13] MANsa_MOONsa : trump about to ruin yopu all
[2026-04-01 23:18:43] thankyousomuch : longers
[2026-04-01 23:20:27] Dario1 : Biden is back 😳
[2026-04-01 23:20:42] MANsa_MOONsa : this is going down
[2026-04-01 23:20:46] MANsa_MOONsa : ur werlcome
[2026-04-01 23:24:37] thankyousomuch : Dario1: but bullrun
[2026-04-01 23:25:03] Dario1 : thankyousomuch: bulls life below 100K is no fun :pepe:
[2026-04-01 23:25:10] Dario1 : Give me 66K
[2026-04-01 23:25:28] Dario1 : been waiting since 69K
[2026-04-01 23:27:04] thankyousomuch : longers are testet form all sides
[2026-04-01 23:27:08] thankyousomuch : from
[2026-04-01 23:28:15] Dario1 : but .. but .. Arthur promised 200K before march :arthur:
[2026-04-01 23:28:57] nylon123 : it's pure hate i have against resistence longers
[2026-04-01 23:29:27] Dario1 : not everyone can long resistance with full confidence
[2026-04-01 23:29:40] thankyousomuch : and that bullrun comes and washes arrrrway what ive done 🎤:arthur:🎸
[2026-04-01 23:29:47] Dario1 : requires special skills :arthur:
[2026-04-01 23:29:58] thankyousomuch : gyar yar
[2026-04-01 23:30:14] Dario1 : Aye aye captain
[2026-04-01 23:30:55] thankyousomuch : YAR :Arthur:➡️🌊
[2026-04-01 23:31:10] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2300 USD @ 68048.1
[2026-04-01 23:31:19] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-04-01 23:32:36] thankyousomuch : Yarrr it was a remorseless esting machine, eating all longs
[2026-04-01 23:37:11] kroleg666 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c-GAkIzpGE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
[2026-04-01 23:37:18] nylon123 : again
[2026-04-01 23:37:32] nylon123 : somebody should give them a slap on their stinky mouth
[2026-04-01 23:42:30] MANsa_MOONsa : come on
[2026-04-01 23:42:35] MANsa_MOONsa : long it
[2026-04-01 23:42:52] MANsa_MOONsa : so i can short more before orangeman speaks TYSM
[2026-04-01 23:44:44] Finnic99 : it is rounding over on the 4 hours
[2026-04-01 23:45:19] Finnic99 : might plunge soon
[2026-04-01 23:46:42] BlissRP : the toilet is far too clogged for a plunge to work
[2026-04-01 23:47:18] Finnic99 : look its going sub 68k nearly
[2026-04-01 23:48:03] Finnic99 : 2-3 weeks ago it could barely go below 70k
[2026-04-01 23:48:14] BlissRP : Dario1: +1 for orders and ibiza
[2026-04-01 23:48:18] Finnic99 : now it's staying consistent below 68-69
[2026-04-01 23:48:19] BlissRP : ill see you there :arthur:
[2026-04-01 23:48:27] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: So....
[2026-04-01 23:48:30] GodBleesYou : endless doom?
[2026-04-01 23:48:32] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-01 23:48:40] BlissRP : do the opposite of every orange man tweet
[2026-04-01 23:48:43] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-04-01 23:50:05] MANsa_MOONsa : we have 2 spark up first
[2026-04-01 23:50:13] MANsa_MOONsa : fakie
[2026-04-01 23:52:09] Dario1 : BlissRP: cheers, buddy :arthur:
[2026-04-01 23:59:23] Finnic99 : today daily red candle lol
[2026-04-01 23:59:40] Finnic99 : after all that excitement from some of you
[2026-04-02 00:00:25] Finnic99 : just a weak ass bounce
[2026-04-02 00:01:07] nylon123 : little stinky mouth
[2026-04-02 00:01:43] Finnic99 : go lower I want to buy it cheap thank you
[2026-04-02 00:01:54] Finnic99 : 68k is bad deal for bottom
[2026-04-02 00:02:31] Finnic99 : not good enough.
[2026-04-02 00:03:00] PeacenLuv : buy the dip suikoin 100x longerz
[2026-04-02 00:04:58] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 68062poolmpahh fullybully lezgohh itz lit
[2026-04-02 00:12:30] yellowpig : we might have something Bob
[2026-04-02 00:14:04] GodBleesYou : ......
[2026-04-02 00:14:09] GodBleesYou : market maker so meany!!
[2026-04-02 00:17:46] PeacenLuv : poompahh btc i think i found the btc 250x long hack a sure winner entry werx arrytime
[2026-04-02 00:18:30] GodBleesYou : it looks so nasty it might be a bottom
[2026-04-02 00:18:33] GodBleesYou : so ugly
[2026-04-02 00:18:35] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-02 01:02:00] GodBleesYou : sol bears so aggrasive today...
[2026-04-02 01:02:03] GodBleesYou : any reason?
[2026-04-02 01:02:09] BlissRP : destiny
[2026-04-02 01:03:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 30000 USD @ 68131.9 - Your net worth just pulled a 2022 bear market cosplay
[2026-04-02 01:03:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 3210 DOGE @ 0.09153 ($293.74)
[2026-04-02 01:04:13] BlissRP : look at this cancer price action lmao
[2026-04-02 01:04:27] voixjomz : real drop
[2026-04-02 01:05:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 35950 DOGE @ 0.0912 ($3,277.92) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!”
[2026-04-02 01:05:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 3846 Cont @ 80.47 ($20,981.62) - Ping! Your position took a quick nap 😅
[2026-04-02 01:05:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0001 XBT @ 67806.2 ($6.78) - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-02 01:05:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 46200 USD @ 67793.8 - Your long got sent to the shadow realm
[2026-04-02 01:05:11] voixjomz : drop dead
[2026-04-02 01:05:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 400 USD @ 69627 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-02 01:05:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 4 Cont @ 0.83 ($22.46)
[2026-04-02 01:05:29] GodBleesYou : damm...
[2026-04-02 01:05:33] GodBleesYou : so aggrasive...
[2026-04-02 01:05:59] voixjomz : lets see if 6700 holds
[2026-04-02 01:06:10] BlissRP : 0 might hold
[2026-04-02 01:06:18] voixjomz : go negative?
[2026-04-02 01:06:30] voixjomz : 😆
[2026-04-02 01:07:48] voixjomz : what a wick
[2026-04-02 01:07:55] GodBleesYou : epic on
[2026-04-02 01:08:24] GodBleesYou : pure stop run
[2026-04-02 01:08:36] GodBleesYou : market maker so meany!!!
[2026-04-02 01:09:02] voixjomz : liquidity grab
[2026-04-02 01:09:10] Finnic99 : silly bastards
[2026-04-02 01:09:33] GodBleesYou : Moo it ?
[2026-04-02 01:09:39] GodBleesYou : +300% pump?
[2026-04-02 01:09:51] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 01:10:40] BlissRP : the 1min has seen god
[2026-04-02 01:10:42] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-02 01:11:14] GodBleesYou : OMG...
[2026-04-02 01:11:22] GodBleesYou : you saw that candle? @BlissRP
[2026-04-02 01:11:24] GodBleesYou : jajajaa
[2026-04-02 01:11:38] BlissRP : 1min actually gently caressed
[2026-04-02 01:11:42] GodBleesYou : some one just fomoed 3k sol xD
[2026-04-02 01:11:43] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-02 01:11:46] Finnic99 : no. its testing the waters to see if there are enough buyers
[2026-04-02 01:11:49] Finnic99 : on the way down
[2026-04-02 01:11:59] Finnic99 : there isnt enough haha
[2026-04-02 01:12:32] Finnic99 : they are struggling to sell
[2026-04-02 01:13:34] BlissRP : theres only 1 way to get more buyers
[2026-04-02 01:13:37] BlissRP : fake pamp
[2026-04-02 01:13:38] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-02 01:14:14] Finnic99 : BlissRP:
[2026-04-02 01:14:34] Finnic99 : why literally every big dump happens after a fake pamp
[2026-04-02 01:15:52] Finnic99 : cya
[2026-04-02 01:16:06] BlissRP : wouldnt wanna be ya
[2026-04-02 01:16:08] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-04-02 01:16:22] Finnic99 : OMG 😱
[2026-04-02 01:17:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 9900 USD @ 67782.3
[2026-04-02 01:17:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `WTIUSDT`: Buy 20 WTI @ 101.81 ($NaN) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-04-02 01:17:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SPYUSDT`: Sell 0.0100 SPY @ 656.17 ($NaN) - Oops, margin call dropped by!
[2026-04-02 01:18:31] voixjomz : slice like butter
[2026-04-02 01:18:44] BlissRP : the knife is so hot
[2026-04-02 01:18:48] BlissRP : so so hot
[2026-04-02 01:21:07] Gjergj : yellow man is crazy
[2026-04-02 01:21:52] ninnk : what did he say now lmao
[2026-04-02 01:22:03] BlissRP : yellow man is Xi?
[2026-04-02 01:22:34] GodBleesYou : what volume baby boy
[2026-04-02 01:23:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 6500 USD @ 67353.5
[2026-04-02 01:23:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 600 USD @ 67334.3 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-02 01:25:30] PeacenLuv : buy the dips btc
[2026-04-02 01:30:47] PeacenLuv : 😃long entry btc 67566
[2026-04-02 01:31:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1400 USD @ 67399.8
[2026-04-02 01:31:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 231 XRP @ 1.325 ($306.09)
[2026-04-02 01:32:24] yellowpig : 65327,61314,59013
[2026-04-02 01:32:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0815 XBT @ 67229.8 ($5,478.96)
[2026-04-02 01:32:36] PeacenLuv : long entry 67262
[2026-04-02 01:32:41] BlissRP : the 1 min is an unhinged movie
[2026-04-02 01:32:45] BlissRP : and im here for it
[2026-04-02 01:32:51] PeacenLuv : adding pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-04-02 01:36:56] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -399,400 USD @ 68124.5316 ```
[2026-04-02 01:41:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 22200 USD @ 67165.8 - He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter
[2026-04-02 01:41:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1400 ETH @ 2092.25 ($292.87)
[2026-04-02 01:45:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 67118.6 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-02 01:48:33] PeacenLuv : long entry 67182 longstops up 67111
[2026-04-02 01:56:05] Finnic99 : news is just liquidity to push the price down to cheap levels
[2026-04-02 01:56:21] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa:
[2026-04-02 01:56:56] Finnic99 : 50k - > 200k
[2026-04-02 01:58:32] MANsa_MOONsa : LFG
[2026-04-02 01:58:39] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0311 XBT RPNL, 0.0689 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-02 02:00:28] MANsa_MOONsa : closing this short
[2026-04-02 02:01:48] Mr. Axelrod : MANsa_MOONsa: nice one
[2026-04-02 02:03:23] GodBleesYou : bmex the only safe haven
[2026-04-02 02:08:47] PeacenLuv : big wave btc inbound u got 60k warning through recent high good luck btc
[2026-04-02 02:09:31] PeacenLuv : 5min btc is bottoming
[2026-04-02 02:12:23] Finnic99 : sub 67k want to see
[2026-04-02 02:12:27] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa:
[2026-04-02 02:13:04] Finnic99 : MANsa_MOONsa: did you use a lot of leverage or not
[2026-04-02 02:13:21] BlissRP : MANsa_MOONsa: no balls
[2026-04-02 02:13:24] Finnic99 : good
[2026-04-02 02:13:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66947.9 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-02 02:14:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 22158.1000 SUI @ 0.8643 ($19,146.81) - Enjoy the ramen seasoning packets, hero
[2026-04-02 02:14:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 2400 USD @ 68816
[2026-04-02 02:14:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3500 USD @ 66856.3
[2026-04-02 02:15:55] Dario1 : Thank you so much MM <3
[2026-04-02 02:19:32] migozelaaa : 50k
[2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LTCUSDT`: Sell 100 LTC @ 52.64 ($5,262.40) - Say hi to your wife’s boyfriend from the couch tonight
[2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 100 USD @ 68744 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 02:21:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.812 ($10.85)
[2026-04-02 02:21:45] PeacenLuv : long entry 66798 xbtusd perps pumpittup
[2026-04-02 02:23:05] migozelaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -28,600 USD @ 67574.9 ```
[2026-04-02 02:23:49] PeacenLuv : long entry sui token 0.866
[2026-04-02 02:24:39] PeacenLuv : long liquids 66666.2
[2026-04-02 02:24:48] PeacenLuv : hmmm
[2026-04-02 02:25:01] PeacenLuv : cant run from it
[2026-04-02 02:32:01] 45th_blown_account : bitconneeeeeeeeee
[2026-04-02 02:43:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 22 Cont @ 2074.66 ($3,048.06) - Paper hands beat dead hands
[2026-04-02 02:43:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3500 USD @ 66733.3
[2026-04-02 02:43:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 2200 USD @ 68689
[2026-04-02 02:44:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 22 Cont @ 78.41 ($115.07)
[2026-04-02 02:44:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66650.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-02 03:16:38] GodBleesYou : Only Bmex!!!
[2026-04-02 03:16:42] GodBleesYou : Only Mo!!!
[2026-04-02 03:20:03] BlissRP : organic
[2026-04-02 03:22:10] PeacenLuv : 😄long entry 66751 pumpittup
[2026-04-02 03:23:03] PeacenLuv : stops up 66758
[2026-04-02 03:24:04] GodBleesYou : the exit pump gonna be organic as well
[2026-04-02 03:24:12] GodBleesYou : fucking market maker xD
[2026-04-02 03:24:32] GodBleesYou : i hope it will trigger flip before it pump on my face
[2026-04-02 03:24:35] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-02 03:24:54] GodBleesYou : it seems bottom is far if this isnt a trap
[2026-04-02 03:24:59] GodBleesYou : and it will bart up
[2026-04-02 03:25:05] BlissRP : its always a trap
[2026-04-02 03:25:35] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: yeah :arthur:
[2026-04-02 03:25:40] PeacenLuv : i got an old long order 69111 hrs ago missed it
[2026-04-02 03:26:00] PeacenLuv : prolly here sewnn
[2026-04-02 03:31:04] MadoffNakamoto : daily check to make sure this is still going to zero
[2026-04-02 03:36:40] BlissRP : 0 might hold