This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

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[2026-04-01 11:47:07] Traczii : :catjam::bmex:
[2026-04-01 11:51:45] Traczii : https://x.com/BitMEX/status/2039257700677402820 $2k burn no one does it like Bitmex @admin does king Arthur actually pay u guys? :kek:
[2026-04-01 11:53:55] BitMEX_Emo : Traczii: the sideways chop....
[2026-04-01 11:55:17] Traczii : BitMEX_Emo: :pepe:
[2026-04-01 11:57:31] BitMEX_Emo : Traczii: we wait for some big moves
[2026-04-01 12:11:02] 45th_blown_account : lets make BMEX great again :doge:
[2026-04-01 12:45:44] BTChandicap : 😄
[2026-04-01 12:53:28] bmagic : Bmagic never strikes again
[2026-04-01 12:53:41] bmagic : APRIL FOOLS
[2026-04-01 12:53:54] bmagic : Send it :rocket:
[2026-04-01 12:55:38] Dario1 : Why Iran is winning, according to Scott Ritter, former US intelligence officer and UN weapons inspector
[2026-04-01 12:55:41] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/live/BbucEkIkLfs
[2026-04-01 12:56:02] Dario1 : That’s bullish for bitcoin, long-term
[2026-04-01 12:56:16] Dario1 : For now, I want 66K
[2026-04-01 13:02:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 45.3400 SOL @ 82.7 ($3,749.21) - The margin called and took it all, yet you stood tall and had a ball.
[2026-04-01 13:03:22] migozelaaa : 50k
[2026-04-01 13:03:36] Shiro : Dario1: +1 :doge:
[2026-04-01 13:06:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 68185.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-01 13:06:45] Dario1 : Shiro: :doge:
[2026-04-01 13:07:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68129.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-01 13:09:06] MANsa_MOONsa : anyone short??
[2026-04-01 13:09:28] Shiro : 70 retest coming 😈
[2026-04-01 13:09:52] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: yeaj Dr doom he's shorting it sonce 25k 😂🤣
[2026-04-01 13:11:13] bmagic : I only short when I'm hungry
[2026-04-01 13:12:16] GodBleesYou : Only Mo??? @bmagic
[2026-04-01 13:12:22] GodBleesYou : Long in soft? @bmagic
[2026-04-01 13:12:29] GodBleesYou : it8
[2026-04-01 13:12:47] Shiro : Only short the top
[2026-04-01 13:13:29] Shiro : And this time can break up the range and rekt but I might shorting it at 72 again 🥳
[2026-04-01 13:13:57] GodBleesYou : mooooo @Shiro
[2026-04-01 13:14:09] Shiro : 🐄
[2026-04-01 13:14:13] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 10,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-04-01 13:14:21] GodBleesYou : Shiro: <3
[2026-04-01 13:15:16] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Emo: my love
[2026-04-01 13:15:27] GodBleesYou : any thing been done for me?
[2026-04-01 13:16:22] GodBleesYou : you didnt log in to telegram for few days...
[2026-04-01 13:16:53] Pilot : What is the telegram folks
[2026-04-01 13:16:55] Pilot : I want in
[2026-04-01 13:19:48] GodBleesYou : Pilot: it only beacuse i drive bmex supprt crazy i have emo telegram jajaja
[2026-04-01 13:20:12] GodBleesYou : Pilot: buy 100k bmex you will get one xD
[2026-04-01 13:20:18] Pilot : Ah right lol - I have not used Telegram before but I can sign up - I wondered if any guys in here have a group chat outside trollbox
[2026-04-01 13:20:28] Pilot : So 100k BMEX and I get what?
[2026-04-01 13:20:47] GodBleesYou : an privet support agent
[2026-04-01 13:20:51] GodBleesYou : emo is mine
[2026-04-01 13:20:54] Pilot : Oh - that's cool actually.
[2026-04-01 13:20:56] Pilot : Sweet
[2026-04-01 13:21:02] migozelaaa : bluemaster: rekt sir.
[2026-04-01 13:21:17] GodBleesYou : Pilot: i will send you group in telegram of good traders if you want
[2026-04-01 13:21:23] Pilot : migozelaaa: lol he isn't exactly playing this game on 50x
[2026-04-01 13:21:24] migozelaaa : 50k coming
[2026-04-01 13:21:44] GodBleesYou : Pilot: https://t.me/tradingwithstyle
[2026-04-01 13:21:47] Pilot : I'm fairly sure blue just holds long term 3x - 10x maybe on futures and shit and occasionally swings or scalps on the other
[2026-04-01 13:21:55] Pilot : GodBleesYou: Thanks - will bookmark and join once signed up!
[2026-04-01 13:22:04] REKTakaMagicTric : lma short wti here to 60 or smthing ffs
[2026-04-01 13:22:15] migozelaaa : Pilot: I know, but it will be underwater for a long time.
[2026-04-01 13:22:26] GodBleesYou : Pilot: blue dont hold lavraged position love... his just have ton of usdt..
[2026-04-01 13:28:13] GodBleesYou : Shiro: https://www.tradingview.com/x/5X2B4LGL/
[2026-04-01 13:29:01] GodBleesYou : LoL looks like bear found a top allready
[2026-04-01 13:29:18] GodBleesYou : Go Go bull run freee my love
[2026-04-01 13:29:20] GodBleesYou : kill them
[2026-04-01 13:31:59] Dr.van_Doom666 : migozelaaa: it will not hold
[2026-04-01 13:32:46] MANsa_MOONsa : ummmm
[2026-04-01 13:32:52] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0276 XBT RPNL, -0.0407 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 13:33:40] MANsa_MOONsa : me entry blows
[2026-04-01 13:43:20] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!
[2026-04-01 13:44:40] contract details : ding dong trump clown price down
[2026-04-01 13:45:29] Gandalf the Grey : when Iran destroy everyone?
[2026-04-01 13:45:33] Gandalf the Grey : when panic
[2026-04-01 13:45:35] Gandalf the Grey : when doom
[2026-04-01 13:45:38] Gandalf the Grey : when zeerrrooo
[2026-04-01 13:45:44] Gandalf the Grey : NEKKKIIIIII
[2026-04-01 13:48:13] PeacenLuv : btfd long entry 68032😓
[2026-04-01 13:48:25] Dr.van_Doom666 : TIMBER!!!!
[2026-04-01 13:48:53] contract details : its alsmost as if for all of 2026 price goes down when nyse opens eh
[2026-04-01 13:48:58] contract details : :arthur::arthur::arthur:
[2026-04-01 13:49:06] REKTakaMagicTric : at this point keeping eye on oi price oil dumps btc pump btc dump oil ppumps
[2026-04-01 13:50:44] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: <3
[2026-04-01 13:51:00] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: what is the bot saying
[2026-04-01 13:51:17] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: getting fucked in everyway possible xD
[2026-04-01 13:51:23] GodBleesYou : market maker still washing me..
[2026-04-01 13:51:24] PeacenLuv : adding long entry 67987
[2026-04-01 13:51:36] GodBleesYou : no clear sign @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-04-01 13:51:42] GodBleesYou : he shorting sol
[2026-04-01 13:51:45] GodBleesYou : and long xrp
[2026-04-01 13:51:55] GodBleesYou : so market market still in wash wash mode
[2026-04-01 13:52:23] GodBleesYou : on 9H we might hit bear top
[2026-04-01 13:52:37] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: https://www.tradingview.com/x/5X2B4LGL/
[2026-04-01 13:52:46] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-01 13:57:44] Dario1 : All retail bots will get rekt, eventually :arthur:
[2026-04-01 14:06:44] contract details : only the ones shorting
[2026-04-01 14:06:47] contract details : but maybe not until 2030
[2026-04-01 14:06:49] contract details : :pepe::pepe::pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:07:21] Dario1 : 9000 years bear market is upon us :pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:10:42] contract details : 🍔🤢
[2026-04-01 14:10:45] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:14:06] PeacenLuv : how can u b bearish down here btc
[2026-04-01 14:14:17] Dario1 : bulls will be fried in expensive oil 🍟🍔
[2026-04-01 14:14:37] Dario1 : thankyousomuch: great sensei was right
[2026-04-01 14:14:53] Dario1 : This war will lower the standard of living in europe by years…
[2026-04-01 14:16:44] PeacenLuv : im totally longing btc umm april fools what year did we pump that 1 b4
[2026-04-01 14:17:26] PeacenLuv : seems to me we pumped 4500 1 april 1 prior
[2026-04-01 14:18:18] Dario1 : PeacenLuv: +1
[2026-04-01 14:20:02] ninnk : >BitMEX has launched FX Perpetual Swaps on 4 major currency pairs. You can now trade EUR/USD, USD/JPY, GBP/USD, and USD/CNH with up to 100x leverage using crypto as collateral — 24/7/365, with no overnight swap fees.
[2026-04-01 14:20:05] contract details : april bools
[2026-04-01 14:20:05] ninnk : lol lmao
[2026-04-01 14:21:35] Dario1 : Again? lol last time they launched forex pairs on bitmex, a couple of years ago, they had to delist them all because of low liquidity and open interest :arthur:
[2026-04-01 14:21:48] Dario1 : Why repeat the same mistake?
[2026-04-01 14:22:52] GodBleesYou : Moo trying really hard
[2026-04-01 14:22:56] GodBleesYou : come on bulls
[2026-04-01 14:23:10] GodBleesYou : haven of dead cows if we just wick up
[2026-04-01 14:25:51] PeacenLuv : +2 dario . vukin guyz smart az shit scares me
[2026-04-01 14:26:11] PeacenLuv : ohhwell lifes challenge
[2026-04-01 14:27:31] PeacenLuv : i dohn need a bukin stenographer
[2026-04-01 14:28:11] PeacenLuv : i came lookin for a date and voilahhh
[2026-04-01 14:28:20] PeacenLuv : wrong channel yeah
[2026-04-01 14:29:17] PeacenLuv : 67987 long 250x poompahh btc lezgohh 1 milly plus
[2026-04-01 14:30:23] PeacenLuv : i only did it 100x b4 so umm im not really freakinh out
[2026-04-01 14:30:49] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: +1
[2026-04-01 14:31:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : scaaaammm
[2026-04-01 14:31:35] PeacenLuv : this is chill long btc
[2026-04-01 14:31:39] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: Moo it till you fake it
[2026-04-01 14:32:07] PeacenLuv : i gezz add longs btc
[2026-04-01 14:32:32] PeacenLuv : nahh much different around here
[2026-04-01 14:33:41] PeacenLuv : nature made ai
[2026-04-01 14:35:05] bmagic : Duamp it
[2026-04-01 14:35:46] GodBleesYou : bmagic: :(
[2026-04-01 14:37:25] PeacenLuv : im going up to bohemia to trade and spread the wealth
[2026-04-01 14:38:14] PeacenLuv : n a lil knowledge i gezz
[2026-04-01 14:42:37] 45th_blown_account : bitcoin hacked (happy 1st April`s fool) :pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:47:43] Dario1 : Trollbox is pounding sand
[2026-04-01 14:47:50] Dario1 : BitMEX only has approximate 2% of bitcoin trading market share
[2026-04-01 14:47:59] Dario1 : From those 2%, only 3% are Trollbox participants
[2026-04-01 14:48:09] Dario1 : From those 3%, roughly 50% are trading your opposite direction
[2026-04-01 14:48:22] Dario1 : From those 50%, you can convince max 5% to change their trading direction
[2026-04-01 14:48:29] Dario1 : The combined volume of those 5% won’t even be 500K
[2026-04-01 14:48:35] Dario1 : That means active trollboxers have 0.00001% effect on the price
[2026-04-01 14:48:43] Dario1 : :kek:
[2026-04-01 14:49:14] Dario1 : approximately*
[2026-04-01 14:50:05] kroleg666 : Google's Quantum AI team dropped a paper today that the crypto industry has been dreading. A sufficiently powerful quantum computer could derive a Bitcoin private key from its public key in approximately nine minutes. Bitcoin's average block time is ten minutes. The research estimates a 41% success rate on an on-spend attack, meaning a quantum machine intercepts a transaction in-flight and extracts the private key before the network confirms the block. Earlier estimates put the qubit threshold for cracking Bitcoin's ECDSA at millions of qubits. Google has pulled that number below 500,000 physical qubits, a roughly 20x reduction in the resources required. Experts now point to 2029 as the key deadline.
[2026-04-01 14:50:23] 45th_blown_account : QRL will do the btc flippeniing :doge:
[2026-04-01 14:50:33] PeacenLuv : xbtus long entry and longstop 68444
[2026-04-01 14:50:38] kroleg666 : aye, few years at most
[2026-04-01 14:50:47] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-04-01 14:51:04] PeacenLuv : 68344*
[2026-04-01 14:51:14] kroleg666 : google wouldnt promote QRL without good reason
[2026-04-01 14:51:51] Dario1 : QRL was the only shitcoin I ever shilled
[2026-04-01 14:52:04] Dario1 : it has great future
[2026-04-01 14:53:30] kroleg666 : not buying QRL = thinking youre smarter than Google
[2026-04-01 14:54:00] Dario1 : or smarter than Lockheed Martin
[2026-04-01 14:55:33] contract details : or simply accepting we dont know the future and smart people dont know it either
[2026-04-01 14:55:34] contract details : :Arthur:
[2026-04-01 14:55:56] kroleg666 : I know the future
[2026-04-01 14:56:08] contract details : so do i
[2026-04-01 14:56:09] contract details : oops
[2026-04-01 14:56:11] kroleg666 : all will bow to new quantum masters
[2026-04-01 14:56:12] contract details : :arthur::arthur::arthur:
[2026-04-01 14:57:29] kroleg666 : holding btc = sitting on rails in front of moving speed train confident it'll stop
[2026-04-01 14:57:50] kroleg666 : train is RIGHT THERE
[2026-04-01 14:57:58] kroleg666 : fkin move
[2026-04-01 14:58:31] kroleg666 : **QRL Launches Post-Quantum Smart Contract Testnet Ahead of 2.0 Mainnet** Ethereum developers can deploy Solidity-friendly smart contracts on QRL 2.0 Testnet V2 today, using a NIST-approved post-quantum network built on EVM-friendly infrastructure. https://www.theqrl.org/press/qrl-launches-testnet-v2-for-its-postquantum-evmfriendly-blockchain/
[2026-04-01 14:59:33] contract details : can qrl cure my headache?
[2026-04-01 14:59:35] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-04-01 15:00:09] kroleg666 : for sure
[2026-04-01 15:01:11] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-01 15:04:31] Dario1 : QRL is the solution to everything
[2026-04-01 15:04:45] Dario1 : it will even cure the collapse of universe if Ω > 1
[2026-04-01 15:04:52] Dario1 : and even prevent quantum vacuum decay…
[2026-04-01 15:06:04] 45th_blown_account : QRL wasnt in Satoshi`s island :doge:
[2026-04-01 15:07:10] Dario1 : That’s the most important reason to trust it :doge:
[2026-04-01 15:15:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 501 XRP @ 1.3508 ($676.61)
[2026-04-01 15:25:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 51 Cont @ 2136.59 ($7,504.27) - Ciao, chow-chow!
[2026-04-01 15:28:44] contract details : qrl holds satoshi's virtual copy of his dna
[2026-04-01 15:37:12] Gandalf the Grey : Shorting is an extreme sport
[2026-04-01 15:40:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 400 USD @ 70702.5 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-01 15:40:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 5 Cont @ 0.846 ($29.05)
[2026-04-01 15:54:57] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-01 15:58:02] GodBleesYou : contract details: long btc 250x to set yourself free
[2026-04-01 15:58:12] REKTakaMagicTric : shorting is art
[2026-04-01 15:58:41] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i like shorting
[2026-04-01 15:58:54] GodBleesYou : get me better long entery later
[2026-04-01 15:58:55] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-01 15:58:59] GodBleesYou : be bull be free!!!!
[2026-04-01 16:09:07] contract details : meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooowwwwnnnn :downrocket: :pepe: :Arthur: :pepe:
[2026-04-01 16:11:45] PeacenLuv : so franc tol usa to vuk right off the 1zt to flip . sounds like a pattern
[2026-04-01 16:12:09] PeacenLuv : btc bullaz hav generous offer to btc berazzez
[2026-04-01 16:12:42] PeacenLuv : about 60k usd per koin to get their schitt together bazikly
[2026-04-01 16:13:31] PeacenLuv : im 8ncreasing my position through there sewnnnn bwaahhaaahhhaaahhhfaahh
[2026-04-01 16:13:37] PeacenLuv : lezgohhh btc
[2026-04-01 16:14:05] PeacenLuv : 😳wer coming through look the vukkout
[2026-04-01 16:14:34] PeacenLuv : its ezzz
[2026-04-01 16:21:41] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-04-01 16:42:24] GodBleesYou : poor souls...
[2026-04-01 16:49:01] caex : What the hell is going on with deposits? 30 confirmations on the network and the deposit still isn’t showing up. Are you scamming people or what?
[2026-04-01 16:49:58] caex : Approving the deposit after liquidation, for fuck’s sake.
[2026-04-01 16:53:28] REKTakaMagicTric : ohh sol pumps
[2026-04-01 16:53:42] GodBleesYou : sol market maker is so meany @REKTakaMagicTric
[2026-04-01 16:54:07] GodBleesYou : caex: big move cominng
[2026-04-01 16:54:11] REKTakaMagicTric : GodBleesYou: i dont care i love sol i just want it more cheaper
[2026-04-01 16:55:34] caex : The deposit is confirmed, the funds are on the account, but the balance hasn’t been updated.
[2026-04-01 16:56:37] caex : bitmex wtf
[2026-04-01 16:57:20] REKTakaMagicTric : u have sub accounts? or using it now?
[2026-04-01 16:57:53] GodBleesYou : REKTakaMagicTric: why you ask?
[2026-04-01 16:59:39] caex : kurwa support here o huja pana
[2026-04-01 16:59:43] caex : SUPPORT
[2026-04-01 16:59:52] REKTakaMagicTric : did ask u :G i meant caex
[2026-04-01 17:00:42] caex : The deposit is confirmed on the network, but it hasn’t been credited to my balance. Are you waiting until I get liquidated or what?
[2026-04-01 17:01:54] GodBleesYou : lol sol
[2026-04-01 17:03:11] caex : I’m $700 away from liquidation. The funds are confirmed on the network, they’re in the exchange wallet, my account shows positive, but they’re not being credited to my balance.
[2026-04-01 17:03:11] REKTakaMagicTric : it didnt pump this morning when btc was pumping with others :f
[2026-04-01 17:03:56] caex : Now look how BitMEX is deliberately delaying adding the balance.
[2026-04-01 17:04:08] caex : go go huju pump more
[2026-04-01 17:04:44] GodBleesYou : only Mooo allowed!!!!
[2026-04-01 17:05:12] caex : no kurwo wredna
[2026-04-01 17:05:56] Dario1 : @admin please resolve this issue ^
[2026-04-01 17:05:55] GodBleesYou : caex: yeah it happen to me many times as well
[2026-04-01 17:07:21] caex : How do you expect to attract new users when the exchange pulls shit like this?
[2026-04-01 17:10:12] GodBleesYou : caex: :)
[2026-04-01 17:10:21] Luke Short : caex: what are you depositing? btc? lmao get rekt
[2026-04-01 17:10:27] GodBleesYou : gotta support the liqudtions engine my friend @caex
[2026-04-01 17:10:36] Luke Short : if you're short, you are probably fine
[2026-04-01 17:10:56] GodBleesYou : Luke Short: lol
[2026-04-01 17:12:11] Luke Short : caex: bajojajo bajojajo
[2026-04-01 17:12:42] caex : Luke Short: fullkome
[2026-04-01 17:13:18] caex : patrz za kilka minut co sie stanie
[2026-04-01 17:14:29] Luke Short : Iran will invade the US with ground troops. nobody will expect that. that's what's going to happen.
[2026-04-01 17:14:44] caex : stul pizde
[2026-04-01 17:15:28] Luke Short : eat my shorts
[2026-04-01 17:15:29] Luke Short : 🚬
[2026-04-01 17:15:36] REKTakaMagicTric : short oill on bitmex :G boots on the ground in iran---> around 1-2% of world oil suply
[2026-04-01 17:16:04] REKTakaMagicTric : usa oil reserves + allowing rus trade oil
[2026-04-01 17:16:18] REKTakaMagicTric : they dont let pump that shit no matter what happens
[2026-04-01 17:18:40] Luke Short : REKTakaMagicTric: https://www.financialjuice.com/News/9515203/US-officials-discussing-the-possibility-of-150barrel-oil---Politico.aspx
[2026-04-01 17:19:15] Gandalf the Grey : when 72k
[2026-04-01 17:19:44] BitMEX_Douglas : Dario1: Hi, sorry for the delay. Please describe the issue
[2026-04-01 17:21:26] BitMEX_Douglas : > *:door::hammer: User `Luke Short` has been banned from chat for 10 minutes.*
[2026-04-01 17:21:48] Dario1 : BitMEX_Douglas: Please read caex‘s comments regarding deposit. Thank you, sir 🙏
[2026-04-01 17:22:20] REKTakaMagicTric : Luke Short: shit at this rate my account will blow it oil goes 150 thats literaly my where account blows
[2026-04-01 17:23:21] Gandalf the Grey : guys
[2026-04-01 17:23:25] Gandalf the Grey : can I long or short?
[2026-04-01 17:23:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68486.7 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-01 17:25:39] BitMEX_Douglas : @caex as we may see your LTC deposit was credited.
[2026-04-01 17:26:03] REKTakaMagicTric : Luke Short: also thinking of 150 barrel for usa is .. there is so many oil in usa but its too expensive to invest in it so 150 would make good deal.. but saudies gonna fk that for sure also iran doesnt bock that much world's oil route.. overrated short oild on bitmex 130 max or i will eat my pants.. enought chees to not die hungry
[2026-04-01 17:26:03] caex : BitMEX_Douglas: now?
[2026-04-01 17:26:08] Dario1 : Luke Short: I predicted 150 oil even days before this war started. It requires destroying more oil refineries tho
[2026-04-01 17:26:11] Dario1 : [2026-02-25 02:51:55] Dario1 : if nuclear negotiations this Thursday don’t go well and US starts bombing, then oil will hit 100-200
[2026-04-01 17:26:49] caex : BitMEX_Douglas: And if my position gets liquidated, what good is this deposit to me?
[2026-04-01 17:27:02] caex : LUCKY MEN
[2026-04-01 17:27:35] REKTakaMagicTric : bombing iran oil doesnt effect price that much.. but if iran start bombing other countries oil refineries..
[2026-04-01 17:29:05] REKTakaMagicTric : bombing iran causes panic of what iranna gonna do--> effects oil price but its short term and fake
[2026-04-01 17:32:29] Luke Short : Nice, getting banned from trollbox on april 1st. classic 🚬
[2026-04-01 17:32:55] REKTakaMagicTric : :D u fool!
[2026-04-01 17:35:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3100 USD @ 68312.8
[2026-04-01 17:40:46] BitMEX_Douglas : @caex Your deposit was processed 30 minutes ago. Please note that while a deposit increases your account equity, it does not directly prevent or guarantee against liquidation. These are separate NOT connected functions of the platform. We recommend reviewing your risk management strategy and utilising tools like Stops, etc. to help manage your exposure.
[2026-04-01 17:44:45] Luke Short : BitMEX_Douglas: Sorry for the inadequate interruption earlier, Sir.
[2026-04-01 17:45:08] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: Refineries are only half the story tho
[2026-04-01 17:45:19] Dario1 : 20% of global oil used to transit through the Strait of Hormuz
[2026-04-01 17:45:30] Dario1 : After Iran closed it, brent oil pumped by 40-50%
[2026-04-01 17:45:38] Dario1 : Friendly nations still have passage tho
[2026-04-01 17:45:47] Dario1 : others have to pay fees in crypto or Yuan to pass
[2026-04-01 17:45:54] Dario1 : Petrodollar -> Petroyuan :arthur:
[2026-04-01 17:46:35] Dario1 : end petrodollar and US will have a hard time printing more fiat out of thin air
[2026-04-01 17:46:58] caex : BitMEX_Douglas: Do you require 10 or 20 confirmations? I can see them on the network, but my balance is not updating. Anyone would be frustrated in this situation—this is not my fault, it’s yours.
[2026-04-01 17:48:07] BlissRP : surely such an esteemed veteran of the box is not using his liq as his stop loss and then crying about it?
[2026-04-01 17:48:27] caex : BitMEX_Douglas: I am your client, and it is your responsibility to take care of this.
[2026-04-01 17:48:40] Luke Short : this has to be an april fools joke
[2026-04-01 17:49:28] Luke Short : caex: just close your position if you are in profit and reenter later
[2026-04-01 17:49:38] caex : BitMEX_Douglas: "People here are playing with real money, not Monopoly tokens—I'm sure you understand that. Every second counts, do you understand?
[2026-04-01 17:49:39] REKTakaMagicTric : Dario1: yes only 20% oil throught strait of hormuz and thats prbly the biggest and only thing at the moment.. only no matter how much island u put boots on iraninan islands or destroy iranian oil it will not boost oil price ecpect if iran starts strike other countries oil spots :P so worst have allready happened or expect bombing saudi oil pump or smthing
[2026-04-01 17:49:50] caex : that all
[2026-04-01 17:50:13] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: Yes, I think this same as you on this issue
[2026-04-01 17:51:08] Dario1 : the*
[2026-04-01 17:51:37] REKTakaMagicTric : Dario1: thats why i keep safe short on oil here.. or i think its safe w8 and w8 untill price gets back to "normal" or if it pumps like 120-130 again then buy more short
[2026-04-01 17:51:59] caex : "Believe me, Trollboź has cost more than one person their job. Thank you for your attention @BitMEX_Douglas
[2026-04-01 17:52:10] BlissRP : this has to be a troll
[2026-04-01 17:52:46] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: I made nice profits longing 60s and now I don’t touch it because I can’t predict what lies Trump will tell with his next tweet :arthur:
[2026-04-01 17:53:00] BlissRP : Dario1: thats exactly it m8
[2026-04-01 17:53:07] BlissRP : it can do anything with that guy
[2026-04-01 17:53:13] Luke Short : "Trump threatened to stop weapons for Ukraine unless Europe joined the Hormuz coalition - FT 19:50 Apr 01"
[2026-04-01 17:53:20] Dario1 : BlissRP: hehe
[2026-04-01 17:55:03] REKTakaMagicTric : Dario1: nice one.. i didnt belive in iran war or that it gonna happen so soon.. same with ruble.. there some ppl did put live cams to see when rus comes in to start short rub .. remember watching on youtube and again i didnt belive.. but no matter what trump lie he dont have oil monopoly so if fking dont goes to moon
[2026-04-01 17:55:26] REKTakaMagicTric : what ever peace
[2026-04-01 17:55:29] REKTakaMagicTric : /zen 3h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 3 hours zen mode REKTakaMagicTric. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-04-01 17:55:39] BlissRP : i almost had a stroke trying to read that
[2026-04-01 17:55:46] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: +1
[2026-04-01 17:55:54] Dario1 : enjoy your zen, ser
[2026-04-01 18:01:28] Luke Short : UAE about to lose their shit and attack iran themselves if nothing happens soon
[2026-04-01 18:02:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 20000 USD @ 68031.6 - Account said “brb” and meant never 😜
[2026-04-01 18:03:37] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket:
[2026-04-01 18:04:22] BlissRP : april fools pump :pepe:
[2026-04-01 18:04:24] Luke Short : 🚨 60k 🚨
[2026-04-01 18:04:35] Dario1 : 9000 years bear market is upon us :pepe:
[2026-04-01 18:06:06] Luke Short : https://www.tradingview.com/x/9zma83p2/
[2026-04-01 18:06:16] Luke Short : 🚩🚩🚩
[2026-04-01 18:07:38] MANsa_MOONsa : down
[2026-04-01 18:07:40] MANsa_MOONsa : dammit
[2026-04-01 18:07:53] BlissRP : downward dog, upward frog
[2026-04-01 18:10:51] Luke Short : probably to early. i am always to early
[2026-04-01 18:11:08] BlissRP : early worm
[2026-04-01 18:11:57] Luke Short : the early worm get's caught by the bird
[2026-04-01 18:17:40] Luke Short : monthly candle red 🚨
[2026-04-01 18:30:17] ninnk : 🗿
[2026-04-01 18:33:41] GodBleesYou : ......
[2026-04-01 18:35:37] BlissRP : btc is a tired with several nails in it
[2026-04-01 18:35:41] BlissRP : you can pump it up
[2026-04-01 18:35:45] BlissRP : but it loses it quickly
[2026-04-01 18:35:49] BlissRP : tire*
[2026-04-01 18:35:55] BlissRP : i am the tired
[2026-04-01 18:35:59] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-04-01 18:36:05] GodBleesYou : what a joke...
[2026-04-01 18:36:07] GodBleesYou : dam
[2026-04-01 18:36:26] BlissRP : passover was such a scam
[2026-04-01 18:37:13] Traczii : cex > dex change my mind
[2026-04-01 18:37:15] Traczii : https://x.com/DriftProtocol/status/2039404931778535427
[2026-04-01 18:37:35] Traczii : sorry I meant Bitmex > dexes and other cexes :arthur:
[2026-04-01 18:41:31] BlissRP : bitdex>all
[2026-04-01 18:50:49] Shiro : Retesting 70 :doge:
[2026-04-01 18:52:21] MANsa_MOONsa : sorry
[2026-04-01 18:52:31] MANsa_MOONsa : its going to 67500
[2026-04-01 18:59:14] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0276 XBT RPNL, 0.0092 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 19:00:05] Luke Short : https://imgur.com/gallery/lol-aNBKGl9#/t/btc
[2026-04-01 19:00:09] Luke Short : short it to 0
[2026-04-01 19:01:39] MANsa_MOONsa : noooo
[2026-04-01 19:03:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 122700 USD @ 68111.1 - You just got rugged harder than Terra Luna 2.0
[2026-04-01 19:03:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 1.3983 XBT @ 68124.8 ($95,240.91) - Another soul claimed by the perpetual futures demon
[2026-04-01 19:15:41] nylon123 : long x 1mio
[2026-04-01 19:16:00] Gandalf the Grey : legend for changing the color according to position
[2026-04-01 19:16:04] Gandalf the Grey : like a chameleon
[2026-04-01 19:16:34] nylon123 : i will get so rich i cry. long x 100
[2026-04-01 19:22:13] Dario1 : Trump threatens to leave NATO and stop weapons for Ukraine unless Europe joins Hormuz coalition
[2026-04-01 19:22:18] Dario1 : lmao
[2026-04-01 19:22:23] Dario1 : Trump is now resorting to chantage :kek:
[2026-04-01 19:23:10] BlissRP : eu poosies want everything done for them and dont want to do anything themselves
[2026-04-01 19:23:13] BlissRP : thatll teach em
[2026-04-01 19:23:16] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-04-01 19:25:30] Dario1 : But Europe did not ask Trump to open the Strait of Hormuz :arthur:
[2026-04-01 19:25:42] Dario1 : Europe prefers a diplomatic solution
[2026-04-01 19:25:50] BlissRP : you mean trigger its closing?
[2026-04-01 19:25:51] BlissRP : or
[2026-04-01 19:26:14] BlissRP : cause eu is also least energy sovereign continent, its in their best interest to get that poopoo open
[2026-04-01 19:27:06] Dario1 : There were no problems with Hormuz until Trump decided to act like fools
[2026-04-01 19:27:22] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-04-01 19:27:47] Dario1 : So he created the problem and now he expects others to help him out of his misery
[2026-04-01 19:28:04] BlissRP : he expects others to help him out of their own misery :kek:
[2026-04-01 19:28:18] BlissRP : creates misery, "dont you guys hate this misery?"
[2026-04-01 19:28:20] BlissRP : LOLOL
[2026-04-01 19:28:44] BlissRP : its honestly fking funny
[2026-04-01 19:28:51] BlissRP : how is this real
[2026-04-01 19:29:01] Dario1 : Without Trump starting the war, there would have been no misery for others :kek:
[2026-04-01 19:29:33] Dario1 : Merz, the chancellor of germany, replied in a funny way
[2026-04-01 19:30:56] GodBleesYou : so scamy....
[2026-04-01 19:30:59] Dario1 : Merz has repeatedly argued that the U.S.-Israeli conflict with Iran is outside the scope of the North Atlantic Treaty. He stated that NATO is a "defense alliance," not an "intervention alliance," and that because European allies were not consulted prior to the strikes on Iran, they have no obligation to join the resulting war.
[2026-04-01 19:31:26] contract details : Reasonable
[2026-04-01 19:31:33] contract details : Factually correct even
[2026-04-01 19:31:38] Dario1 : yep
[2026-04-01 19:31:54] BlissRP : allowing all the people to suffer the increased prices to stick it to the orange man is an interesting pov tho
[2026-04-01 19:32:29] BlissRP : how much is gas up since this started in your countries sers?
[2026-04-01 19:33:13] BlissRP : over here its roughly 60% increase
[2026-04-01 19:46:07] Luke Short : 25-30% in germany
[2026-04-01 19:47:26] Luke Short : scroll down to see chart: https://www.adac.de/verkehr/tanken-kraftstoff-antrieb/deutschland/kraftstoffpreisentwicklung/
[2026-04-01 19:58:24] Gandalf the Grey : lets do a mooooooove
[2026-04-01 20:01:29] Jobby : The only valuable thing the US has/had is the dollar. If Trump leaves all his allies behind the dollar will loose flavour fast as it won’t be the worlds reserve currency anymore. EU/China/Middle East will most likely benefit significantly from this
[2026-04-01 20:01:48] nylon123 : Bitcoin :) Please move
[2026-04-01 20:01:56] nylon123 : Or I slap your stinky mouth
[2026-04-01 20:09:29] voixjomz : Here oil price up by more than 100% crazy
[2026-04-01 20:10:21] nylon123 : Oil. I will slap the Oils mouth really hard
[2026-04-01 20:11:02] nylon123 : no excuses
[2026-04-01 20:12:28] voixjomz : This will drop to 30k lol
[2026-04-01 20:15:27] Gandalf the Grey : tomorrow?
[2026-04-01 20:15:38] Gandalf the Grey : we lost the triangle again lmao
[2026-04-01 20:16:49] voixjomz : I wish, so I can buy
[2026-04-01 20:20:46] Dario1 : BlissRP: damn 60% is a lot good, ser
[2026-04-01 20:21:49] Dario1 : here in Spain and the Netherlands, wholesale gas prices for power generation rose by about 60-70%. Retail will notice its full effect in a few months from now :arthur:
[2026-04-01 20:21:58] Dario1 : Jet fuel by 100%
[2026-04-01 20:22:23] Dario1 : Some long-haul flights are already 500 euro more expensive
[2026-04-01 20:28:35] Gandalf the Grey : why dont we just buy and wait if it goes to 126k again?
[2026-04-01 20:28:50] Gandalf the Grey : and if it starts dumpa we switch and wait for 30k?
[2026-04-01 20:28:54] Gandalf the Grey : easy no?
[2026-04-01 20:30:36] voixjomz : sorry but no demand for now. people are struggling to buy basic needs
[2026-04-01 20:31:59] Dario1 : voixjomz: +1
[2026-04-01 20:32:06] nylon123 : come on buy
[2026-04-01 20:32:07] nylon123 : haha
[2026-04-01 20:34:01] voixjomz : only time to buy is if we touch the Buy Liquidity at 30k+
[2026-04-01 20:34:05] voixjomz : https://imgur.com/a/91p15ZX
[2026-04-01 20:35:49] voixjomz : even if we bounce to 70k to 80k, it will still go down to 30k. we are in crisis
[2026-04-01 20:39:19] Dario1 : I might just place some buy orders at 40-50Ks
[2026-04-01 20:39:28] Dario1 : and go to Ibiza for vacation
[2026-04-01 20:39:30] Gandalf the Grey : you must analyze the right part of the chart not left
[2026-04-01 20:44:10] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/shorts/PUjQT2gY2Qk :catjam:
[2026-04-01 21:00:39] GodBleesYou : wtf going on..
[2026-04-01 21:00:46] GodBleesYou : market swinging like a baby
[2026-04-01 21:00:54] GodBleesYou : small time freams going nutz..
[2026-04-01 21:00:55] GodBleesYou : jajaja
[2026-04-01 21:02:19] Gandalf the Grey : Everyone positioning for next Trumps tweet
[2026-04-01 21:03:19] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: looks preety weak...
[2026-04-01 21:03:22] GodBleesYou : un stable
[2026-04-01 21:03:37] GodBleesYou : will we get massive V? @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-04-01 21:03:38] Gandalf the Grey : long if it flips and keep crashing short
[2026-04-01 21:03:43] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-01 21:03:55] Gandalf the Grey : no need to try to be smart about it
[2026-04-01 21:04:02] Gandalf the Grey : first position is always gamble
[2026-04-01 21:04:08] Gandalf the Grey : if you win keep, if you lose switch
[2026-04-01 21:04:11] Gandalf the Grey : khalas easy
[2026-04-01 21:04:24] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: jajaja
[2026-04-01 21:04:28] GodBleesYou : yeah somthing like that
[2026-04-01 21:04:38] GodBleesYou : just market maker make it diffucult somtimes
[2026-04-01 21:04:42] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-04-01 21:04:43] Gandalf the Grey : I can increase the position size to make more
[2026-04-01 21:04:45] Gandalf the Grey : but I am scared
[2026-04-01 21:04:48] Gandalf the Grey : lol
[2026-04-01 21:04:59] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Be brave
[2026-04-01 21:05:02] GodBleesYou : go 250x
[2026-04-01 21:05:05] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-01 21:05:09] Gandalf the Grey : I do not know if I am getting smarter or less balls
[2026-04-01 21:05:53] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: sol stole so much money from me today :(
[2026-04-01 21:06:08] GodBleesYou : come on market .. give us a nice swing
[2026-04-01 21:06:15] Gandalf the Grey : damn
[2026-04-01 21:06:17] Gandalf the Grey : you gon make it back
[2026-04-01 21:08:07] Dario1 : This Friday markets are closed in US
[2026-04-01 21:08:19] Dario1 : So it will be a long 3 days weekend
[2026-04-01 21:08:27] Dario1 : Perfect time for Trump to start a massive invasion on Friday morning...
[2026-04-01 21:08:52] Gandalf the Grey : He cannot invade Iran
[2026-04-01 21:08:55] Gandalf the Grey : He has 0 chance
[2026-04-01 21:09:02] Gandalf the Grey : he can nuke them, bomb them but not invade
[2026-04-01 21:09:10] Gandalf the Grey : 0 chance of success
[2026-04-01 21:09:25] Dario1 : I hope he does invade. Will be a fun defeat :arthur:
[2026-04-01 21:09:31] Gandalf the Grey : US got rekt in Vietnam, Afghanistan.....
[2026-04-01 21:09:38] Dario1 : yep
[2026-04-01 21:09:47] Gandalf the Grey : Plus Iran is BIG AF
[2026-04-01 21:10:12] Dario1 : He can't nuke them either. China and Russia have warned them not to do it
[2026-04-01 21:13:36] Dario1 : Besides, Iran already has nuclear deterrence to Israeli nuclear strike, according to Prof. Theodore
[2026-04-01 21:13:41] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/watch?v=JtUobr7xGz4
[2026-04-01 21:14:22] Dario1 : You wanna play rough?
[2026-04-01 21:14:33] Dario1 : OK, say hello to my little friend! 😛
[2026-04-01 21:15:00] Dario1 : Nuclear ambiguity is a wise strategy for the time being...
[2026-04-01 21:29:08] Gandalf the Grey : where is my 80kek
[2026-04-01 21:29:15] Gandalf the Grey : send it calmly
[2026-04-01 21:43:45] Gandalf the Grey : Wilson, LO SIENTOOOOO
[2026-04-01 21:43:53] Gandalf the Grey : LO SIENTO, WILSOOOOOn
[2026-04-01 21:44:25] Gandalf the Grey : ayo ayo my CEOOORSSSss
[2026-04-01 21:51:15] thankyousomuch : you can pull you can pull you can pull the run 🎤:arthur:
[2026-04-01 21:52:08] GodBleesYou : omg sol....
[2026-04-01 21:53:13] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i think i will stop trade sol..
[2026-04-01 21:53:16] GodBleesYou : it so fucked...
[2026-04-01 21:53:57] thankyousomuch : bear market :pepe:📉
[2026-04-01 21:54:14] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: long dip now no?
[2026-04-01 21:54:18] Gandalf the Grey : or what is the bot doing
[2026-04-01 21:54:44] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: bot is long on xrp and on sol
[2026-04-01 21:54:55] GodBleesYou : but will flip to short right here on this sol bottom
[2026-04-01 21:55:01] GodBleesYou : xrp doing great
[2026-04-01 21:55:09] GodBleesYou : sol is the one that fucking me
[2026-04-01 21:55:13] GodBleesYou : for weeks
[2026-04-01 21:55:27] GodBleesYou : i think i will close the sol test and mark it as faild
[2026-04-01 21:55:34] GodBleesYou : and run the btcustd one
[2026-04-01 21:55:53] Gandalf the Grey : i just need a shawarma
[2026-04-01 21:55:56] Gandalf the Grey : and sleep
[2026-04-01 21:55:57] thankyousomuch : 126k top is good
[2026-04-01 21:56:35] thankyousomuch : eunning is good
[2026-04-01 21:56:40] thankyousomuch : running
[2026-04-01 21:57:01] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: please ask market maker to stop washing me....
[2026-04-01 21:57:07] GodBleesYou : one clean breakout or breakdown
[2026-04-01 21:57:10] GodBleesYou : .....
[2026-04-01 21:57:14] GodBleesYou : not endless washouts
[2026-04-01 21:57:16] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-04-01 21:57:19] Gandalf the Grey : Only Neki can do that
[2026-04-01 21:57:28] Gandalf the Grey : but his chakras only aligned on BTC
[2026-04-01 21:57:32] Gandalf the Grey : The rest he must learn
[2026-04-01 21:57:44] Gandalf the Grey : Where is my nigga Shiro
[2026-04-01 21:57:51] Gandalf the Grey : @Shiro
[2026-04-01 21:58:11] Gandalf the Grey : I am close to wallet resistance
[2026-04-01 21:58:13] Gandalf the Grey : .......
[2026-04-01 21:58:19] thankyousomuch : :cent: @GodBleesYou
[2026-04-01 21:58:43] thankyousomuch : :PEPE: 1 cent is much money
[2026-04-01 21:58:46] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: We are next to each other in ROI lol
[2026-04-01 21:59:13] Gandalf the Grey : MIne is now lower cause I had to put more margin due to gamble hahahaahha
[2026-04-01 21:59:45] thankyousomuch : lets see how China is shorting today
[2026-04-01 21:59:51] Gandalf the Grey : Rewards are a joke
[2026-04-01 21:59:55] Gandalf the Grey : was much better before
[2026-04-01 22:01:03] thankyousomuch : bullrun :pepe: 📉
[2026-04-01 22:01:15] thankyousomuch : bullwards
[2026-04-01 22:01:35] thankyousomuch : minimum wage
[2026-04-01 22:01:50] thankyousomuch : hiring
[2026-04-01 22:03:21] thankyousomuch : a bullrun ends when a bullrun starts
[2026-04-01 22:03:50] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: not alot of players..
[2026-04-01 22:03:54] GodBleesYou : only 400 pepole...
[2026-04-01 22:04:01] GodBleesYou : dam...
[2026-04-01 22:04:08] thankyousomuch : :pepe:-📏
[2026-04-01 22:04:24] Gandalf the Grey : 2.5B used to be max prize tier
[2026-04-01 22:04:26] Gandalf the Grey : then 3M
[2026-04-01 22:04:29] Gandalf the Grey : 3B
[2026-04-01 22:04:36] Gandalf the Grey : Now 7B with less people
[2026-04-01 22:04:46] Gandalf the Grey : they know we will not reach that
[2026-04-01 22:06:45] thankyousomuch : but mc donalds said minimum wage would end
[2026-04-01 22:06:52] thankyousomuch : with bullrun
[2026-04-01 22:08:05] thankyousomuch : 5 cents
[2026-04-01 22:10:20] Gandalf the Grey : 4h still has a chance for pumpa imo
[2026-04-01 22:20:30] jotrader : Trump going to speak soon on April fools day. get ready for huge dump
[2026-04-01 22:22:53] Dantjtaz : https://www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBMIzNo?si=ojkDsgJw3l6921rl
[2026-04-01 22:22:57] Dantjtaz : TO THE MOOOON
[2026-04-01 22:23:05] Dantjtaz : 🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[2026-04-01 22:26:06] thankyousomuch : pullers