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[2026-03-31 22:38:25] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahahaha
[2026-03-31 22:38:54] Gandalf the Grey : If u overleverage a jin will come and slap you
[2026-03-31 22:40:03] neki : MrBritcoin: ppl still need a reason is what im saying...
[2026-03-31 22:40:26] neki : anyhow, sausage fest here...
[2026-03-31 22:40:35] Gandalf the Grey : gold and silver out of the deep imo
[2026-03-31 22:40:38] Gandalf the Grey : now buy dips on them
[2026-03-31 22:40:39] neki : wheres MadoffNakamoto, isnt she a gal?
[2026-03-31 22:40:50] Gandalf the Grey : yes but she has a cokc
[2026-03-31 22:40:53] Gandalf the Grey : cock
[2026-03-31 22:41:02] neki : dang!
[2026-03-31 22:41:09] neki : i mean, DONG
[2026-03-31 22:41:12] neki : :D
[2026-03-31 22:41:30] MrBritcoin : neki: no they only do it for day light robbery its called manipulation of markets
[2026-03-31 22:41:43] Shiro : Dang cock!
[2026-03-31 22:41:46] Gandalf the Grey : 76k
[2026-03-31 22:41:47] Gandalf the Grey : or
[2026-03-31 22:41:58] Gandalf the Grey : 60k
[2026-03-31 22:42:08] Gandalf the Grey : both 8k away
[2026-03-31 22:43:03] MrBritcoin : Gandalf the Grey: doesnt matter its still a sell
[2026-03-31 22:43:12] Gandalf the Grey : bart to 90k would be the best imo
[2026-03-31 22:43:18] Gandalf the Grey : everyone would be happy
[2026-03-31 22:43:21] Gandalf the Grey : except bear
[2026-03-31 22:43:25] Gandalf the Grey : but bear no matter
[2026-03-31 22:43:25] Shiro : 🤣
[2026-03-31 22:43:27] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDD
[2026-03-31 22:44:28] neki : majin, majin
[2026-03-31 22:45:56] MrBritcoin : 💎
[2026-03-31 22:46:37] neki : MrBritcoin: nice positions tho.. ur entry is where fomo closed my shortpants on 26th
[2026-03-31 22:46:59] neki : fomo.. well.. trigger on the speculation of a squeeze
[2026-03-31 22:49:26] Pilot : Any movie recs while waiting for this to do something?
[2026-03-31 22:49:45] Pilot : Loaded up on snacks and alcohol free drinks I feel like a real loser
[2026-03-31 22:50:01] neki : gogo
[2026-03-31 22:50:08] neki : BULLA BULLA POWER TO THE 69K
[2026-03-31 22:50:34] Pilot : neki: 💪💪💪
[2026-03-31 22:54:59] Gandalf the Grey : 69k plus push would be a good sign imo
[2026-03-31 22:56:09] neki : Gandalf the Grey: 69.2-69.5 is late bera squeeze zone... might add fuel into +70 reclaim
[2026-03-31 22:56:33] Gandalf the Grey : i like how we all are bullish at resistance
[2026-03-31 22:56:48] Gandalf the Grey : what could possibly go wrong right
[2026-03-31 22:57:32] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 22:57:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMM
[2026-03-31 22:58:21] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: yo algo on small time fream just went short on sol... so it should pump xD
[2026-03-31 22:58:28] GodBleesYou : market maker have to wash me
[2026-03-31 22:58:29] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-31 22:58:31] BlissRP : +1
[2026-03-31 23:00:38] Pilot : /zen 1h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 1 hour zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-31 23:03:28] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: or wick it and we can long sol on 66 xD
[2026-03-31 23:07:23] Shiro : Asia bulish 😈🐄
[2026-03-31 23:07:43] neki : monthly closing here still looks like meh tho
[2026-03-31 23:07:47] neki : but shows promise :P
[2026-03-31 23:08:12] Shiro : Not the best ine but finally green after a 5months
[2026-03-31 23:08:39] Gandalf the Grey : I think 120k longers are happy with it
[2026-03-31 23:09:15] Shiro : Tomorrow ath 🤣
[2026-03-31 23:10:16] neki : id rather have it decisive, like it was 5days ago before this last rekt.. This now just shows weakness i think..
[2026-03-31 23:10:47] Gandalf the Grey : kurwa neki
[2026-03-31 23:10:51] Gandalf the Grey : you r supposed to pump it
[2026-03-31 23:10:54] Gandalf the Grey : what weakness
[2026-03-31 23:11:23] Shiro : Is 72 top or 76?😁
[2026-03-31 23:13:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: 69500 or 70300
[2026-03-31 23:14:14] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: 3k
[2026-03-31 23:14:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: it will not hold
[2026-03-31 23:14:37] neki : Gandalf the Grey: well since early FEB, we were bullish on the rec-ounquer of the 80-90 area, which coulld set the stage for ATH revisit in this year. But this got released basically in last 6 days, on war-news alone. This seems weak, imo
[2026-03-31 23:17:57] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0&list=RDOlgn9sXNdl0&start_radio=1 push it to the limit
[2026-03-31 23:18:16] Dr.van_Doom666 : fomonOObs get excited
[2026-03-31 23:19:09] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: mr I have utmost respect for you as my marriage conselour
[2026-03-31 23:20:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: -666
[2026-03-31 23:21:24] Shiro : Fomo fomo :doge:
[2026-03-31 23:21:27] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: why ser, why :( i like u
[2026-03-31 23:21:37] MANsa_MOONsa : im about to fomo
[2026-03-31 23:21:46] MANsa_MOONsa : large n scalp out
[2026-03-31 23:22:19] Gandalf the Grey : why tf uae pumped oil prices by 50 percent?
[2026-03-31 23:22:24] Gandalf the Grey : the greed is real
[2026-03-31 23:24:26] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE&list=RD8iwBM_YB1sE&start_radio=1 pointer sisters- im so excited
[2026-03-31 23:25:32] thankyousomuch : Pullrun
[2026-03-31 23:29:57] 19godishnavBMW : Guys why I get ïnvalid travel rule data error when trying to withdraw to a prexisting addres, whom is alredy confimed to be mine and had been withdrawing to it wihtout problem many times including last night ?
[2026-03-31 23:32:15] thankyousomuch : 19godishnavBMW: cause longers are rekt
[2026-03-31 23:33:08] 19godishnavBMW : what does whithdrawing has to do positions?
[2026-03-31 23:33:31] 19godishnavBMW : did your short got obliterated :D
[2026-03-31 23:33:32] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-31 23:35:07] caex : If BTC can flip $68,879, which is aligned with the 38.2% Fibonacci retracement level, a rally to $82,000 could be in order😜
[2026-03-31 23:36:10] thankyousomuch : LIFE BELOW !==K
[2026-03-31 23:36:28] thankyousomuch : below 100k for life
[2026-03-31 23:37:31] Gandalf the Grey : friend is a trend till end or sth like that
[2026-03-31 23:37:52] caex : Trump says US will leave Iran within 2 to 3 weeks 😜
[2026-03-31 23:37:56] thankyousomuch : caex: blackrocknacci points to 50k
[2026-03-31 23:54:25] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: It starting to look like market maker plan a fakeout swing
[2026-03-31 23:54:40] GodBleesYou : if it pump we short if it dump we long
[2026-03-31 23:54:42] GodBleesYou : go go
[2026-03-31 23:54:52] Gandalf the Grey : I am just not sure if I should order chicken or shawarma
[2026-03-31 23:55:18] MrBritcoin : caex: lol when did you start to believe a politician
[2026-03-31 23:55:21] ninnk : try a hooker for a change
[2026-03-31 23:55:31] Gandalf the Grey : they are sleeping now
[2026-03-31 23:55:54] Gandalf the Grey : charging their pussies
[2026-03-31 23:55:59] ninnk : hahahahah
[2026-03-31 23:59:26] Gandalf the Grey : shorters are making money
[2026-03-31 23:59:29] Gandalf the Grey : longers are making money
[2026-03-31 23:59:37] Gandalf the Grey : just position yourself correctly that is it
[2026-03-31 23:59:40] Gandalf the Grey : no strong trend atm
[2026-04-01 00:02:59] Gandalf the Grey : it is april fools lol
[2026-04-01 00:03:04] Gandalf the Grey : wick it
[2026-04-01 00:03:37] Shawn-Williams : Now, google says quantum computer will break bitcoin keys in 9 minutes
[2026-04-01 00:03:41] Shawn-Williams : https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2026/03/31/google-finds-quantum-computers-could-break-bitcoin-sooner-than-expected/
[2026-04-01 00:03:52] Gandalf the Grey : it is good
[2026-04-01 00:03:56] Shawn-Williams : https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/03/31/bitcoin-s-taproot-could-make-quantum-attacks-easier-than-expected-new-google-research-says
[2026-04-01 00:04:10] ninnk : fud
[2026-04-01 00:04:16] Shawn-Williams : google.com/search?q=google+says+quantum+computers+could+crack+bitcoin+keys+in+9+minutes&rlz=1C1SLLM_enUS1116US1116&oq=google+says+quantum+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggAEEUYOzIGCAAQRRg7MgYIARBFGDkyBggCEEUYOzIICAMQABgWGB4yDQgEEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgFEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyBwgGEAAY7wUyBwgHEAAY7wUyCggIEAAYgAQYogQyCggJEAAYogQYiQXSAQg0MTgwajBqN6gCCLACAQ&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
[2026-04-01 00:05:07] Gandalf the Grey : hey that is my wifi password
[2026-04-01 00:05:08] Shawn-Williams : job of bitcoin is finish I think, CIa made it for a purpose to bring humanity to understand blocchain and after CBDC - the job is done
[2026-04-01 00:05:19] Shawn-Williams : after CBDC its of no use
[2026-04-01 00:05:27] Gandalf the Grey : shawn ser
[2026-04-01 00:05:30] Gandalf the Grey : you are drunk
[2026-04-01 00:05:32] ninnk : inverted hammer monthly
[2026-04-01 00:05:33] Gandalf the Grey : go bed and sleepu
[2026-04-01 00:05:37] ninnk : bobos sweating
[2026-04-01 00:05:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.1400 SOL @ 83.09 ($11.62)
[2026-04-01 00:05:52] Gandalf the Grey : Chewbacca just longed 50x
[2026-04-01 00:05:57] Gandalf the Grey : Han Solo refued
[2026-04-01 00:06:03] Gandalf the Grey : refused
[2026-04-01 00:06:09] Gandalf the Grey : he fomo later
[2026-04-01 00:15:22] Gandalf the Grey : it is taking its time. that is good for bulls
[2026-04-01 00:15:29] Gandalf the Grey : higher price getting accepted
[2026-04-01 00:45:28] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh fully bully
[2026-04-01 00:48:33] bmagic : Shawn-Williams: do you just read fake news all day sir?
[2026-04-01 00:54:06] GodBleesYou : only moo?
[2026-04-01 00:54:38] GodBleesYou : or fake it till you make it?
[2026-04-01 00:54:54] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-01 00:55:52] MadoffNakamoto : FUD IT TO **ZE-RO**
[2026-04-01 00:58:56] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄 @MadoffNakamoto gewd luk with that u cant scare me outta my btc
[2026-04-01 00:59:51] PeacenLuv : ubheardcof natural born kollerz n u heard about natural born loserz nuff zed pumk
[2026-04-01 01:00:04] Pilot : Turbulent flight lads
[2026-04-01 01:00:12] Pilot : Fasten the seabelts
[2026-04-01 01:00:22] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘not personal jus u hot 1 schitty choice there 4 certain
[2026-04-01 01:01:08] PeacenLuv : i cant get enuff n u wantvdown well lets watch this . u dontbget watbu want always i see
[2026-04-01 01:01:44] PeacenLuv : dohn b a lil bhitch long the corn lezgohh
[2026-04-01 01:02:05] PeacenLuv : or die
[2026-04-01 01:02:57] PeacenLuv : he be has not the pass
[2026-04-01 01:03:16] PeacenLuv : then die
[2026-04-01 01:03:23] PeacenLuv : *
[2026-04-01 01:04:27] PeacenLuv : 1 small sedd 1 big vukin oak tree
[2026-04-01 01:04:53] PeacenLuv : made outta thinair
[2026-04-01 01:05:21] PeacenLuv : btc u cant see it but u better believe it
[2026-04-01 01:06:01] PeacenLuv : 😎😇👽BTC call home
[2026-04-01 01:20:04] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket:
[2026-04-01 01:29:07] Pilot : This is taking looong
[2026-04-01 01:29:35] Pilot : Can we just get on with it please
[2026-04-01 01:31:07] Shiro : My next TPs are 69300-70400
[2026-04-01 01:32:24] Shiro : April fools days price 😂
[2026-04-01 01:34:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 6 Cont @ 0.824 ($33.56)
[2026-04-01 01:34:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSD`: Sell 60 Cont @ 0.876 ($35.68)
[2026-04-01 01:34:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 400 USD @ 69877 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-01 01:35:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3900 USD @ 67769.6
[2026-04-01 01:43:47] PeacenLuv : buy the dips btc lezhohh
[2026-04-01 01:57:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 67712.8 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-01 02:03:13] GodBleesYou : boooo
[2026-04-01 02:13:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTM26`: Sell 400 USD @ 68050.5 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-01 02:13:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 6 Cont @ 0.825 ($33.53)
[2026-04-01 02:15:40] kroleg666 : bye pnd shitcoin https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndca/pr/ten-foreign-nationals-charged-international-operation-targeting-cryptocurrency-market
[2026-04-01 02:20:39] kroleg666 : 1.72497 $1.72 ‎+34.58%
[2026-04-01 02:20:53] kroleg666 : check QRL monthly btw
[2026-04-01 02:26:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 68800 USD @ 67593.1 - Forced close: market says “see you soon!”
[2026-04-01 02:29:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 67588.4 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-01 02:47:53] GodBleesYou : bear trap?
[2026-04-01 02:48:05] GodBleesYou : or it gonna dive live a rock....
[2026-04-01 02:55:32] BlissRP : do rocks dive?
[2026-04-01 02:55:38] BlissRP : can we ask dwayne
[2026-04-01 03:13:59] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-01 03:14:00] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: :pepe:
[2026-04-01 03:14:05] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,201.33 USDT RPNL, 795.37 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 03:14:08] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,140.86 USDT RPNL, 1,394.38 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 03:14:14] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 688.51 USDT RPNL, 69.30 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 03:14:19] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0034 XBT RPNL, 0.0100 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 03:14:26] Mr. Axelrod : I am still alive
[2026-04-01 03:19:27] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 13,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-04-01 03:19:43] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: nice buddy
[2026-04-01 03:19:58] Shiro : 68!? When 3k thoo!
[2026-04-01 03:20:24] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: hahahahaha
[2026-04-01 03:21:34] Shiro : 70k retest and dump or pump?
[2026-04-01 03:22:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 400 USD @ 69906.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-01 03:22:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 3 Cont @ 0.831 ($16.93)
[2026-04-01 03:51:19] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: i would love 70K to add more to my shorts
[2026-04-01 03:52:21] Shiro : I wanna short at 70-71-72 but it's can pop up there and jump to 83 and rekt me
[2026-04-01 03:53:03] speedwell : very little chance
[2026-04-01 03:53:09] Shiro : Maybe best option for me just to get out 70-71 and seat & watch
[2026-04-01 03:53:17] speedwell : lucky to get to 70keks
[2026-04-01 03:54:22] speedwell : 68.5 top of the new range.
[2026-04-01 03:56:10] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-01 04:03:05] GodBleesYou : only moo?
[2026-04-01 04:03:16] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-01 04:16:31] PeacenLuv : longstops up 68008
[2026-04-01 04:34:38] MANsa_MOONsa : hey all
[2026-04-01 04:34:43] MANsa_MOONsa : annoyed
[2026-04-01 04:34:50] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0020 XBT RPNL, 0.0113 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 04:35:42] MANsa_MOONsa : FAT FINGER
[2026-04-01 04:48:10] mkvl123 : Sorry can i have the email adress of the CEO of BTC
[2026-04-01 04:48:42] PeacenLuv : gunna get as boring as vuk if btc keeps going up
[2026-04-01 04:49:07] PeacenLuv : mkvl123: partyon@bmex.com
[2026-04-01 04:49:13] PeacenLuv : woops
[2026-04-01 04:54:19] PeacenLuv : shes pumpin btc longittup lezgohh
[2026-04-01 04:56:38] 45th_blown_account : poomp it :Doge:
[2026-04-01 05:03:17] MANsa_MOONsa : or down
[2026-04-01 05:14:16] MANsa_MOONsa : or up
[2026-04-01 05:27:04] PeacenLuv : btc wooooohhhh
[2026-04-01 05:33:38] BlissRP : Shiro: its time ser
[2026-04-01 05:48:47] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0113 XBT RPNL, 0.0152 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 05:58:39] The Arbitrager : 45th_blown_account:
[2026-04-01 05:58:54] 45th_blown_account : The Arbitrager:
[2026-04-01 06:02:23] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 150,000 USD @ 67944.4758 ```
[2026-04-01 06:02:26] MANsa_MOONsa : dammnit
[2026-04-01 06:15:27] bluemaster : shame almost not is drawn down and some people use "stop losses" 😜
[2026-04-01 06:16:10] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 170,800 USD @ 69302.9509 ```
[2026-04-01 06:16:18] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 292,200 USD @ 70821.5297 ```
[2026-04-01 06:16:44] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-04-01 06:19:17] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 150,000 USD @ 67944.4758 ```
[2026-04-01 06:38:06] MANsa_MOONsa : push it real go0o0od
[2026-04-01 06:38:14] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0113 XBT RPNL, 0.0329 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 06:45:14] BlissRP : stop wins
[2026-04-01 07:01:04] Gandalf the Grey : 69600 is ema also
[2026-04-01 07:02:49] Gandalf the Grey : burger session today will be interesting
[2026-04-01 07:04:04] Shiro : BlissRP: 🤣
[2026-04-01 07:04:19] BlissRP : full orange send
[2026-04-01 07:04:23] BlissRP : 100k
[2026-04-01 07:04:39] Shiro : 3d target 69300 4th 70400
[2026-04-01 07:05:37] BlissRP : 1st target 80k
[2026-04-01 07:05:50] BlissRP : 2nd target 0k
[2026-04-01 07:05:58] BlissRP : 3rd target 100k
[2026-04-01 07:06:45] Shiro : BlissRP: I loke the way you were bearish last night 😂
[2026-04-01 07:07:26] BlissRP : you mean after i longed?
[2026-04-01 07:07:30] BlissRP : yes i too enjoy a good troll
[2026-04-01 07:07:55] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/MV0PL9M4/
[2026-04-01 07:07:58] Gandalf the Grey : Gucci?
[2026-04-01 07:08:21] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 70k retrst 😁
[2026-04-01 07:08:39] Gandalf the Grey : I told you Neki's chakras got aligned
[2026-04-01 07:08:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 42 Cont @ 2154.7 ($6,258.43) - Up only!
[2026-04-01 07:09:07] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-01 07:09:20] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 13,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-04-01 07:12:39] caex : 70400 must hit😉
[2026-04-01 07:14:09] Gandalf the Grey : Inshallah
[2026-04-01 07:16:19] Shiro : Or even higher
[2026-04-01 07:16:40] Shiro : 70-71 retest
[2026-04-01 07:18:49] Gandalf the Grey : ETH took the ema also
[2026-04-01 07:18:50] Gandalf the Grey : nicu
[2026-04-01 07:18:58] Gandalf the Grey : seems like eth is 1 day ahead of us
[2026-04-01 07:20:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMMM
[2026-04-01 07:20:29] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/bcH224Z0/
[2026-04-01 07:20:34] Gandalf the Grey : 71k might be a bitch tho
[2026-04-01 07:22:00] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-04-01 07:22:49] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I don't want to be greedy just closing at 71 and just enjoy it, I can relong it higher if it's wamt to pump again
[2026-04-01 07:23:12] MANsa_MOONsa : we pumpin
[2026-04-01 07:23:15] Shiro : Or I can wait and catching another dump without rush
[2026-04-01 07:23:20] MANsa_MOONsa : parking lot pumpin
[2026-04-01 07:23:35] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 125,000 USD @ 67944.4758 ```
[2026-04-01 07:23:48] MANsa_MOONsa : dump so i can add
[2026-04-01 07:23:49] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: :doge:
[2026-04-01 07:26:48] Gandalf the Grey : Last 2 weeks volume is close to 2B so why in competition it says volume 481M.
[2026-04-01 07:27:05] Gandalf the Grey : It counts just those signed up?
[2026-04-01 07:32:25] bmagic : Classic April fools 69k rejection
[2026-04-01 07:32:34] bmagic : I'm now convincedc @Shiro is MM
[2026-04-01 07:35:51] Shiro : bmagic: :Arthur:
[2026-04-01 07:36:20] Shiro : Shiro he's a hero 🥳
[2026-04-01 07:46:20] BlissRP : fook it is april fools isnt it
[2026-04-01 07:46:24] BlissRP : what if iran was trolling
[2026-04-01 07:46:32] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-04-01 07:59:47] caex : back to 68k loading long
[2026-04-01 08:03:15] bmagic : Can U dump so I can buy
[2026-04-01 08:12:26] caex : Beware A Possible Bitcoin Bull Trap=🚽📉😄
[2026-04-01 08:14:47] caex : Today is April Fools’ Day, so this pump is a joke too😄😄Good job, market makers.😆
[2026-04-01 08:15:06] caex : ha ha ha ha
[2026-04-01 08:26:01] Dr.van_Doom666 : FOOKING CRYPTO SCAMMERS!!!
[2026-04-01 09:07:17] Luke Short : Is anyone else planning on investing into ABTC (the Trump bitcoin company) at the bottom of btc?
[2026-04-01 09:08:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 2510 DOGE @ 0.09223 ($231.38)
[2026-04-01 09:09:27] Luke Short : Pump on 3D death cross - enjoy it while it lasts bullas
[2026-04-01 09:15:45] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds
[2026-04-01 09:16:17] thankyousomuch : Is hiring :arthur:
[2026-04-01 09:16:51] thankyousomuch : sell the dip
[2026-04-01 09:22:46] kroleg666 : 1.87100 $1.87 ‎+45.97%
[2026-04-01 09:23:00] kroleg666 : good morning
[2026-04-01 09:24:19] Gandalf the Grey : We gon lose the fucking triangle again lmao
[2026-04-01 09:31:33] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh pooompahhh
[2026-04-01 09:31:43] PeacenLuv : kroleg666:
[2026-04-01 09:33:01] PeacenLuv : quantum is a big know . moores theory proved to finite
[2026-04-01 09:33:24] PeacenLuv : big no* for quantum
[2026-04-01 09:34:38] PeacenLuv : vuk altman
[2026-04-01 09:35:30] PeacenLuv : yur wating my attention
[2026-04-01 09:35:47] PeacenLuv : *waisting
[2026-04-01 09:36:00] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘😘
[2026-04-01 09:36:51] PeacenLuv : i got the waveetunnel n spiral goin on
[2026-04-01 09:37:40] PeacenLuv : n btcz fallin up
[2026-04-01 09:38:07] PeacenLuv : fell down y not up
[2026-04-01 09:38:35] Gandalf the Grey : Iran gonna send tonight
[2026-04-01 09:39:32] PeacenLuv : 1hr tunnel trend cchange occuring back to general uptrend lezgohh btc fully bully
[2026-04-01 09:39:53] PeacenLuv : i hope iran finishez up
[2026-04-01 09:40:18] PeacenLuv : no turkey chicken
[2026-04-01 09:41:07] PeacenLuv : btfd btc lezgohh
[2026-04-01 09:42:28] PeacenLuv : longstops up btc 68333
[2026-04-01 09:44:48] PeacenLuv : 😑😧poooompahhhh btc
[2026-04-01 09:46:17] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhhweeeeehhhh btc
[2026-04-01 09:55:51] PeacenLuv : ya wutevrrrr
[2026-04-01 10:09:47] PeacenLuv : 😎😇👽respekt all 3
[2026-04-01 10:18:44] bluemaster : this 11 years been here was good fun ,people come and go few survive ..:btc:
[2026-04-01 10:19:56] bluemaster : if you not see me here I am gone to Valhalla
[2026-04-01 10:35:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68420.1 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-01 10:41:33] REKTakaMagicTric : naat baaad , 25x shorted oil from 103 to 97 here :G hehe they will not allow fuuking allow that shit go over 120
[2026-04-01 10:47:56] kroleg666 : QRL went from $1 to $2 in less than 2 days btw
[2026-04-01 10:48:01] kroleg666 : just touched $2
[2026-04-01 10:48:06] kroleg666 : gonna break it today
[2026-04-01 10:48:25] kroleg666 : first actual resistance $3.5-$4.5
[2026-04-01 10:55:03] REKTakaMagicTric : to be honest think about who can use quentimun machines.. there is no much ppl so not hard to get know who cracking btc wallets
[2026-04-01 10:57:36] thankyousomuch : Backwards lightning run
[2026-04-01 10:58:27] thankyousomuch : :downrocket:🐃
[2026-04-01 10:58:58] Pilot : bluemaster: Bitcoin bonanza
[2026-04-01 10:59:39] Pilot : It's interesting this has sustained up here, looking optimistic
[2026-04-01 10:59:55] Pilot : Sorry bears
[2026-04-01 11:01:33] thankyousomuch : :downrocket:🐃:downrocket:🐃:downrocket:🐃
[2026-04-01 11:02:05] thankyousomuch : mu 30k ,mu
[2026-04-01 11:02:44] Vaaachaaa : PeacenLuv: hello ! ^^
[2026-04-01 11:04:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : wen QRL rug pull?
[2026-04-01 11:04:36] thankyousomuch : peacenlongsince100k
[2026-04-01 11:15:07] Shiro : 70 retest :doge:
[2026-04-01 11:33:16] bluemaster : I miss drawn down days feel more comfy when btc on sale for less
[2026-04-01 11:33:21] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 292,200 USD @ 70821.5297 ```
[2026-04-01 11:33:28] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 180,800 USD @ 69284.5 ```
[2026-04-01 11:33:57] bluemaster : Market Maker wanker scared to dump just little bit :me:
[2026-04-01 11:34:54] contract details : ended
[2026-04-01 11:36:46] bluemaster : :btc::btc::btc::btc::btc:
[2026-04-01 11:38:33] neki : onboarding
[2026-04-01 11:39:40] bluemaster : this price action pushing me to go full degen leverage and increase to x 0.25 ... 😬
[2026-04-01 11:42:54] neki : this is extreme, ser
[2026-04-01 11:42:59] neki : :D
[2026-04-01 11:47:07] Traczii : :catjam::bmex:
[2026-04-01 11:51:45] Traczii : https://x.com/BitMEX/status/2039257700677402820 $2k burn no one does it like Bitmex @admin does king Arthur actually pay u guys? :kek:
[2026-04-01 11:53:55] BitMEX_Emo : Traczii: the sideways chop....
[2026-04-01 11:55:17] Traczii : BitMEX_Emo: :pepe:
[2026-04-01 11:57:31] BitMEX_Emo : Traczii: we wait for some big moves
[2026-04-01 12:11:02] 45th_blown_account : lets make BMEX great again :doge:
[2026-04-01 12:45:44] BTChandicap : 😄
[2026-04-01 12:53:28] bmagic : Bmagic never strikes again
[2026-04-01 12:53:41] bmagic : APRIL FOOLS
[2026-04-01 12:53:54] bmagic : Send it :rocket:
[2026-04-01 12:55:38] Dario1 : Why Iran is winning, according to Scott Ritter, former US intelligence officer and UN weapons inspector
[2026-04-01 12:55:41] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/live/BbucEkIkLfs
[2026-04-01 12:56:02] Dario1 : That’s bullish for bitcoin, long-term
[2026-04-01 12:56:16] Dario1 : For now, I want 66K
[2026-04-01 13:02:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 45.3400 SOL @ 82.7 ($3,749.21) - The margin called and took it all, yet you stood tall and had a ball.
[2026-04-01 13:03:22] migozelaaa : 50k
[2026-04-01 13:03:36] Shiro : Dario1: +1 :doge:
[2026-04-01 13:06:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 68185.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-01 13:06:45] Dario1 : Shiro: :doge:
[2026-04-01 13:07:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68129.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-01 13:09:06] MANsa_MOONsa : anyone short??
[2026-04-01 13:09:28] Shiro : 70 retest coming 😈
[2026-04-01 13:09:52] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: yeaj Dr doom he's shorting it sonce 25k 😂🤣
[2026-04-01 13:11:13] bmagic : I only short when I'm hungry
[2026-04-01 13:12:16] GodBleesYou : Only Mo??? @bmagic
[2026-04-01 13:12:22] GodBleesYou : Long in soft? @bmagic
[2026-04-01 13:12:29] GodBleesYou : it8
[2026-04-01 13:12:47] Shiro : Only short the top
[2026-04-01 13:13:29] Shiro : And this time can break up the range and rekt but I might shorting it at 72 again 🥳
[2026-04-01 13:13:57] GodBleesYou : mooooo @Shiro
[2026-04-01 13:14:09] Shiro : 🐄
[2026-04-01 13:14:13] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 10,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-04-01 13:14:21] GodBleesYou : Shiro: <3
[2026-04-01 13:15:16] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Emo: my love
[2026-04-01 13:15:27] GodBleesYou : any thing been done for me?
[2026-04-01 13:16:22] GodBleesYou : you didnt log in to telegram for few days...
[2026-04-01 13:16:53] Pilot : What is the telegram folks
[2026-04-01 13:16:55] Pilot : I want in
[2026-04-01 13:19:48] GodBleesYou : Pilot: it only beacuse i drive bmex supprt crazy i have emo telegram jajaja
[2026-04-01 13:20:12] GodBleesYou : Pilot: buy 100k bmex you will get one xD
[2026-04-01 13:20:18] Pilot : Ah right lol - I have not used Telegram before but I can sign up - I wondered if any guys in here have a group chat outside trollbox
[2026-04-01 13:20:28] Pilot : So 100k BMEX and I get what?
[2026-04-01 13:20:47] GodBleesYou : an privet support agent
[2026-04-01 13:20:51] GodBleesYou : emo is mine
[2026-04-01 13:20:54] Pilot : Oh - that's cool actually.
[2026-04-01 13:20:56] Pilot : Sweet
[2026-04-01 13:21:02] migozelaaa : bluemaster: rekt sir.
[2026-04-01 13:21:17] GodBleesYou : Pilot: i will send you group in telegram of good traders if you want
[2026-04-01 13:21:23] Pilot : migozelaaa: lol he isn't exactly playing this game on 50x
[2026-04-01 13:21:24] migozelaaa : 50k coming
[2026-04-01 13:21:44] GodBleesYou : Pilot: https://t.me/tradingwithstyle
[2026-04-01 13:21:47] Pilot : I'm fairly sure blue just holds long term 3x - 10x maybe on futures and shit and occasionally swings or scalps on the other
[2026-04-01 13:21:55] Pilot : GodBleesYou: Thanks - will bookmark and join once signed up!
[2026-04-01 13:22:04] REKTakaMagicTric : lma short wti here to 60 or smthing ffs
[2026-04-01 13:22:15] migozelaaa : Pilot: I know, but it will be underwater for a long time.
[2026-04-01 13:22:26] GodBleesYou : Pilot: blue dont hold lavraged position love... his just have ton of usdt..
[2026-04-01 13:28:13] GodBleesYou : Shiro: https://www.tradingview.com/x/5X2B4LGL/
[2026-04-01 13:29:01] GodBleesYou : LoL looks like bear found a top allready
[2026-04-01 13:29:18] GodBleesYou : Go Go bull run freee my love
[2026-04-01 13:29:20] GodBleesYou : kill them
[2026-04-01 13:31:59] Dr.van_Doom666 : migozelaaa: it will not hold
[2026-04-01 13:32:46] MANsa_MOONsa : ummmm
[2026-04-01 13:32:52] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0276 XBT RPNL, -0.0407 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 13:33:40] MANsa_MOONsa : me entry blows
[2026-04-01 13:43:20] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!
[2026-04-01 13:44:40] contract details : ding dong trump clown price down
[2026-04-01 13:45:29] Gandalf the Grey : when Iran destroy everyone?
[2026-04-01 13:45:33] Gandalf the Grey : when panic
[2026-04-01 13:45:35] Gandalf the Grey : when doom
[2026-04-01 13:45:38] Gandalf the Grey : when zeerrrooo
[2026-04-01 13:45:44] Gandalf the Grey : NEKKKIIIIII
[2026-04-01 13:48:13] PeacenLuv : btfd long entry 68032😓
[2026-04-01 13:48:25] Dr.van_Doom666 : TIMBER!!!!
[2026-04-01 13:48:53] contract details : its alsmost as if for all of 2026 price goes down when nyse opens eh
[2026-04-01 13:48:58] contract details : :arthur::arthur::arthur:
[2026-04-01 13:49:06] REKTakaMagicTric : at this point keeping eye on oi price oil dumps btc pump btc dump oil ppumps
[2026-04-01 13:50:44] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: <3
[2026-04-01 13:51:00] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: what is the bot saying
[2026-04-01 13:51:17] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: getting fucked in everyway possible xD
[2026-04-01 13:51:23] GodBleesYou : market maker still washing me..
[2026-04-01 13:51:24] PeacenLuv : adding long entry 67987
[2026-04-01 13:51:36] GodBleesYou : no clear sign @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-04-01 13:51:42] GodBleesYou : he shorting sol
[2026-04-01 13:51:45] GodBleesYou : and long xrp
[2026-04-01 13:51:55] GodBleesYou : so market market still in wash wash mode
[2026-04-01 13:52:23] GodBleesYou : on 9H we might hit bear top
[2026-04-01 13:52:37] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: https://www.tradingview.com/x/5X2B4LGL/
[2026-04-01 13:52:46] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-01 13:57:44] Dario1 : All retail bots will get rekt, eventually :arthur:
[2026-04-01 14:06:44] contract details : only the ones shorting
[2026-04-01 14:06:47] contract details : but maybe not until 2030
[2026-04-01 14:06:49] contract details : :pepe::pepe::pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:07:21] Dario1 : 9000 years bear market is upon us :pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:10:42] contract details : 🍔🤢
[2026-04-01 14:10:45] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:14:06] PeacenLuv : how can u b bearish down here btc
[2026-04-01 14:14:17] Dario1 : bulls will be fried in expensive oil 🍟🍔
[2026-04-01 14:14:37] Dario1 : thankyousomuch: great sensei was right
[2026-04-01 14:14:53] Dario1 : This war will lower the standard of living in europe by years…
[2026-04-01 14:16:44] PeacenLuv : im totally longing btc umm april fools what year did we pump that 1 b4
[2026-04-01 14:17:26] PeacenLuv : seems to me we pumped 4500 1 april 1 prior
[2026-04-01 14:18:18] Dario1 : PeacenLuv: +1
[2026-04-01 14:20:02] ninnk : >BitMEX has launched FX Perpetual Swaps on 4 major currency pairs. You can now trade EUR/USD, USD/JPY, GBP/USD, and USD/CNH with up to 100x leverage using crypto as collateral — 24/7/365, with no overnight swap fees.
[2026-04-01 14:20:05] contract details : april bools
[2026-04-01 14:20:05] ninnk : lol lmao
[2026-04-01 14:21:35] Dario1 : Again? lol last time they launched forex pairs on bitmex, a couple of years ago, they had to delist them all because of low liquidity and open interest :arthur:
[2026-04-01 14:21:48] Dario1 : Why repeat the same mistake?
[2026-04-01 14:22:52] GodBleesYou : Moo trying really hard
[2026-04-01 14:22:56] GodBleesYou : come on bulls
[2026-04-01 14:23:10] GodBleesYou : haven of dead cows if we just wick up
[2026-04-01 14:25:51] PeacenLuv : +2 dario . vukin guyz smart az shit scares me
[2026-04-01 14:26:11] PeacenLuv : ohhwell lifes challenge
[2026-04-01 14:27:31] PeacenLuv : i dohn need a bukin stenographer
[2026-04-01 14:28:11] PeacenLuv : i came lookin for a date and voilahhh
[2026-04-01 14:28:20] PeacenLuv : wrong channel yeah
[2026-04-01 14:29:17] PeacenLuv : 67987 long 250x poompahh btc lezgohh 1 milly plus
[2026-04-01 14:30:23] PeacenLuv : i only did it 100x b4 so umm im not really freakinh out
[2026-04-01 14:30:49] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: +1
[2026-04-01 14:31:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : scaaaammm
[2026-04-01 14:31:35] PeacenLuv : this is chill long btc
[2026-04-01 14:31:39] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: Moo it till you fake it
[2026-04-01 14:32:07] PeacenLuv : i gezz add longs btc
[2026-04-01 14:32:32] PeacenLuv : nahh much different around here
[2026-04-01 14:33:41] PeacenLuv : nature made ai
[2026-04-01 14:35:05] bmagic : Duamp it
[2026-04-01 14:35:46] GodBleesYou : bmagic: :(
[2026-04-01 14:37:25] PeacenLuv : im going up to bohemia to trade and spread the wealth
[2026-04-01 14:38:14] PeacenLuv : n a lil knowledge i gezz
[2026-04-01 14:42:37] 45th_blown_account : bitcoin hacked (happy 1st April`s fool) :pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:47:43] Dario1 : Trollbox is pounding sand
[2026-04-01 14:47:50] Dario1 : BitMEX only has approximate 2% of bitcoin trading market share
[2026-04-01 14:47:59] Dario1 : From those 2%, only 3% are Trollbox participants
[2026-04-01 14:48:09] Dario1 : From those 3%, roughly 50% are trading your opposite direction
[2026-04-01 14:48:22] Dario1 : From those 50%, you can convince max 5% to change their trading direction
[2026-04-01 14:48:29] Dario1 : The combined volume of those 5% won’t even be 500K
[2026-04-01 14:48:35] Dario1 : That means active trollboxers have 0.00001% effect on the price
[2026-04-01 14:48:43] Dario1 : :kek:
[2026-04-01 14:49:14] Dario1 : approximately*
[2026-04-01 14:50:05] kroleg666 : Google's Quantum AI team dropped a paper today that the crypto industry has been dreading. A sufficiently powerful quantum computer could derive a Bitcoin private key from its public key in approximately nine minutes. Bitcoin's average block time is ten minutes. The research estimates a 41% success rate on an on-spend attack, meaning a quantum machine intercepts a transaction in-flight and extracts the private key before the network confirms the block. Earlier estimates put the qubit threshold for cracking Bitcoin's ECDSA at millions of qubits. Google has pulled that number below 500,000 physical qubits, a roughly 20x reduction in the resources required. Experts now point to 2029 as the key deadline.
[2026-04-01 14:50:23] 45th_blown_account : QRL will do the btc flippeniing :doge:
[2026-04-01 14:50:33] PeacenLuv : xbtus long entry and longstop 68444
[2026-04-01 14:50:38] kroleg666 : aye, few years at most
[2026-04-01 14:50:47] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-04-01 14:51:04] PeacenLuv : 68344*
[2026-04-01 14:51:14] kroleg666 : google wouldnt promote QRL without good reason
[2026-04-01 14:51:51] Dario1 : QRL was the only shitcoin I ever shilled
[2026-04-01 14:52:04] Dario1 : it has great future
[2026-04-01 14:53:30] kroleg666 : not buying QRL = thinking youre smarter than Google
[2026-04-01 14:54:00] Dario1 : or smarter than Lockheed Martin
[2026-04-01 14:55:33] contract details : or simply accepting we dont know the future and smart people dont know it either
[2026-04-01 14:55:34] contract details : :Arthur:
[2026-04-01 14:55:56] kroleg666 : I know the future
[2026-04-01 14:56:08] contract details : so do i
[2026-04-01 14:56:09] contract details : oops
[2026-04-01 14:56:11] kroleg666 : all will bow to new quantum masters
[2026-04-01 14:56:12] contract details : :arthur::arthur::arthur:
[2026-04-01 14:57:29] kroleg666 : holding btc = sitting on rails in front of moving speed train confident it'll stop
[2026-04-01 14:57:50] kroleg666 : train is RIGHT THERE
[2026-04-01 14:57:58] kroleg666 : fkin move
[2026-04-01 14:58:31] kroleg666 : **QRL Launches Post-Quantum Smart Contract Testnet Ahead of 2.0 Mainnet** Ethereum developers can deploy Solidity-friendly smart contracts on QRL 2.0 Testnet V2 today, using a NIST-approved post-quantum network built on EVM-friendly infrastructure. https://www.theqrl.org/press/qrl-launches-testnet-v2-for-its-postquantum-evmfriendly-blockchain/
[2026-04-01 14:59:33] contract details : can qrl cure my headache?
[2026-04-01 14:59:35] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-04-01 15:00:09] kroleg666 : for sure
[2026-04-01 15:01:11] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-01 15:04:31] Dario1 : QRL is the solution to everything
[2026-04-01 15:04:45] Dario1 : it will even cure the collapse of universe if Ω > 1
[2026-04-01 15:04:52] Dario1 : and even prevent quantum vacuum decay…
[2026-04-01 15:06:04] 45th_blown_account : QRL wasnt in Satoshi`s island :doge:
[2026-04-01 15:07:10] Dario1 : That’s the most important reason to trust it :doge:
[2026-04-01 15:15:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 501 XRP @ 1.3508 ($676.61)
[2026-04-01 15:25:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 51 Cont @ 2136.59 ($7,504.27) - Ciao, chow-chow!
[2026-04-01 15:28:44] contract details : qrl holds satoshi's virtual copy of his dna
[2026-04-01 15:37:12] Gandalf the Grey : Shorting is an extreme sport