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[2026-03-31 22:19:18] neki : For the April layout..
[2026-03-31 22:21:36] neki : From 26th it took 4 days to bleed down 10k.. I think the reprice will happen in one day, maybe 36 hours
[2026-03-31 22:24:24] neki : reprice upwards
[2026-03-31 22:26:35] Gandalf the Grey : i think people that longed 110k are still waiting for this to happen
[2026-03-31 22:27:15] GodBleesYou : let it moo or let it booo but move baby move..
[2026-03-31 22:27:38] neki : 1.11 to 1.66 - QRL daily moove wowwo Kroleg done the deed -
[2026-03-31 22:28:58] MrBritcoin : where has all the bots gone ?
[2026-03-31 22:29:49] neki : they need to recalibrate for the upcoming mothnly narratives :D
[2026-03-31 22:30:10] neki : Trump tweet about leaving iran in two weeks rekt the whole decision tree for them
[2026-03-31 22:30:52] Gandalf the Grey : we need ground operation in Iran for 50k and good price lol
[2026-03-31 22:30:55] neki : MrBritcoin: i remember you from way back here, still running ok?
[2026-03-31 22:31:05] MrBritcoin : neki: are you really still on that train
[2026-03-31 22:31:21] Shiro : Finally we can close one monthly green after a five months 🙏🏻
[2026-03-31 22:31:23] neki : MrBritcoin: which one?
[2026-03-31 22:31:35] Shiro : 30,mins to go utc
[2026-03-31 22:31:39] MrBritcoin : neki: the political garbage
[2026-03-31 22:32:00] MrBritcoin : neki: im good thank you
[2026-03-31 22:32:09] Gandalf the Grey : will it tho
[2026-03-31 22:32:14] MrBritcoin : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.6707 XBT @ 71552.19 ```
[2026-03-31 22:32:29] MrBritcoin : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 5,532.67 USDT RPNL, 2,357.54 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-31 22:32:37] neki : MrBritcoin: ah lol, I never was really on that stuff ;) Its narratives, just narratives
[2026-03-31 22:32:45] Gandalf the Grey : 1h 27m to close
[2026-03-31 22:33:16] MrBritcoin : neki: well its just distractions
[2026-03-31 22:34:12] MrBritcoin : market does what it dose regaurdless
[2026-03-31 22:35:32] neki : MrBritcoin: i mean, its framing.. I always thought its just something that needs to be narrated, in order to facilitate shalowlly explaining the market movement to non-active participants
[2026-03-31 22:36:15] Gandalf the Grey : neki bro
[2026-03-31 22:36:18] Gandalf the Grey : i wanna meet you
[2026-03-31 22:36:22] neki : the human mind needs an obvious reason for smth
[2026-03-31 22:36:27] Gandalf the Grey : we make babies
[2026-03-31 22:36:30] Gandalf the Grey : u down?
[2026-03-31 22:37:00] neki : Gandalf the Grey: u think im a girl? :D
[2026-03-31 22:37:07] Gandalf the Grey : no
[2026-03-31 22:37:11] Gandalf the Grey : but we can still try
[2026-03-31 22:37:14] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDDDDD
[2026-03-31 22:37:26] neki : rofl
[2026-03-31 22:37:48] neki : well, theres always in vitro, and surrogate parents
[2026-03-31 22:37:51] Shiro : Organic babies: arthur:
[2026-03-31 22:38:03] Gandalf the Grey : :mama:
[2026-03-31 22:38:08] Gandalf the Grey : :NIGGA:
[2026-03-31 22:38:12] Gandalf the Grey : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 22:38:16] ninnk : gaybox :pepe:
[2026-03-31 22:38:17] neki : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 22:38:19] MrBritcoin : neki: trying to understand is just irelevent
[2026-03-31 22:38:21] Gandalf the Grey : CEOr
[2026-03-31 22:38:25] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahahaha
[2026-03-31 22:38:54] Gandalf the Grey : If u overleverage a jin will come and slap you
[2026-03-31 22:40:03] neki : MrBritcoin: ppl still need a reason is what im saying...
[2026-03-31 22:40:26] neki : anyhow, sausage fest here...
[2026-03-31 22:40:35] Gandalf the Grey : gold and silver out of the deep imo
[2026-03-31 22:40:38] Gandalf the Grey : now buy dips on them
[2026-03-31 22:40:39] neki : wheres MadoffNakamoto, isnt she a gal?
[2026-03-31 22:40:50] Gandalf the Grey : yes but she has a cokc
[2026-03-31 22:40:53] Gandalf the Grey : cock
[2026-03-31 22:41:02] neki : dang!
[2026-03-31 22:41:09] neki : i mean, DONG
[2026-03-31 22:41:12] neki : :D
[2026-03-31 22:41:30] MrBritcoin : neki: no they only do it for day light robbery its called manipulation of markets
[2026-03-31 22:41:43] Shiro : Dang cock!
[2026-03-31 22:41:46] Gandalf the Grey : 76k
[2026-03-31 22:41:47] Gandalf the Grey : or
[2026-03-31 22:41:58] Gandalf the Grey : 60k
[2026-03-31 22:42:08] Gandalf the Grey : both 8k away
[2026-03-31 22:43:03] MrBritcoin : Gandalf the Grey: doesnt matter its still a sell
[2026-03-31 22:43:12] Gandalf the Grey : bart to 90k would be the best imo
[2026-03-31 22:43:18] Gandalf the Grey : everyone would be happy
[2026-03-31 22:43:21] Gandalf the Grey : except bear
[2026-03-31 22:43:25] Gandalf the Grey : but bear no matter
[2026-03-31 22:43:25] Shiro : 🤣
[2026-03-31 22:43:27] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDD
[2026-03-31 22:44:28] neki : majin, majin
[2026-03-31 22:45:56] MrBritcoin : 💎
[2026-03-31 22:46:37] neki : MrBritcoin: nice positions tho.. ur entry is where fomo closed my shortpants on 26th
[2026-03-31 22:46:59] neki : fomo.. well.. trigger on the speculation of a squeeze
[2026-03-31 22:49:26] Pilot : Any movie recs while waiting for this to do something?
[2026-03-31 22:49:45] Pilot : Loaded up on snacks and alcohol free drinks I feel like a real loser
[2026-03-31 22:50:01] neki : gogo
[2026-03-31 22:50:08] neki : BULLA BULLA POWER TO THE 69K
[2026-03-31 22:50:34] Pilot : neki: 💪💪💪
[2026-03-31 22:54:59] Gandalf the Grey : 69k plus push would be a good sign imo
[2026-03-31 22:56:09] neki : Gandalf the Grey: 69.2-69.5 is late bera squeeze zone... might add fuel into +70 reclaim
[2026-03-31 22:56:33] Gandalf the Grey : i like how we all are bullish at resistance
[2026-03-31 22:56:48] Gandalf the Grey : what could possibly go wrong right
[2026-03-31 22:57:32] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 22:57:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMM
[2026-03-31 22:58:21] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: yo algo on small time fream just went short on sol... so it should pump xD
[2026-03-31 22:58:28] GodBleesYou : market maker have to wash me
[2026-03-31 22:58:29] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-31 22:58:31] BlissRP : +1
[2026-03-31 23:00:38] Pilot : /zen 1h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 1 hour zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-31 23:03:28] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: or wick it and we can long sol on 66 xD
[2026-03-31 23:07:23] Shiro : Asia bulish 😈🐄
[2026-03-31 23:07:43] neki : monthly closing here still looks like meh tho
[2026-03-31 23:07:47] neki : but shows promise :P
[2026-03-31 23:08:12] Shiro : Not the best ine but finally green after a 5months
[2026-03-31 23:08:39] Gandalf the Grey : I think 120k longers are happy with it
[2026-03-31 23:09:15] Shiro : Tomorrow ath 🤣
[2026-03-31 23:10:16] neki : id rather have it decisive, like it was 5days ago before this last rekt.. This now just shows weakness i think..
[2026-03-31 23:10:47] Gandalf the Grey : kurwa neki
[2026-03-31 23:10:51] Gandalf the Grey : you r supposed to pump it
[2026-03-31 23:10:54] Gandalf the Grey : what weakness
[2026-03-31 23:11:23] Shiro : Is 72 top or 76?😁
[2026-03-31 23:13:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: 69500 or 70300
[2026-03-31 23:14:14] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: 3k
[2026-03-31 23:14:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: it will not hold
[2026-03-31 23:14:37] neki : Gandalf the Grey: well since early FEB, we were bullish on the rec-ounquer of the 80-90 area, which coulld set the stage for ATH revisit in this year. But this got released basically in last 6 days, on war-news alone. This seems weak, imo
[2026-03-31 23:17:57] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0&list=RDOlgn9sXNdl0&start_radio=1 push it to the limit
[2026-03-31 23:18:16] Dr.van_Doom666 : fomonOObs get excited
[2026-03-31 23:19:09] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: mr I have utmost respect for you as my marriage conselour
[2026-03-31 23:20:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: -666
[2026-03-31 23:21:24] Shiro : Fomo fomo :doge:
[2026-03-31 23:21:27] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: why ser, why :( i like u
[2026-03-31 23:21:37] MANsa_MOONsa : im about to fomo
[2026-03-31 23:21:46] MANsa_MOONsa : large n scalp out
[2026-03-31 23:22:19] Gandalf the Grey : why tf uae pumped oil prices by 50 percent?
[2026-03-31 23:22:24] Gandalf the Grey : the greed is real
[2026-03-31 23:24:26] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE&list=RD8iwBM_YB1sE&start_radio=1 pointer sisters- im so excited
[2026-03-31 23:25:32] thankyousomuch : Pullrun
[2026-03-31 23:29:57] 19godishnavBMW : Guys why I get ïnvalid travel rule data error when trying to withdraw to a prexisting addres, whom is alredy confimed to be mine and had been withdrawing to it wihtout problem many times including last night ?
[2026-03-31 23:32:15] thankyousomuch : 19godishnavBMW: cause longers are rekt
[2026-03-31 23:33:08] 19godishnavBMW : what does whithdrawing has to do positions?
[2026-03-31 23:33:31] 19godishnavBMW : did your short got obliterated :D
[2026-03-31 23:33:32] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-31 23:35:07] caex : If BTC can flip $68,879, which is aligned with the 38.2% Fibonacci retracement level, a rally to $82,000 could be in order😜
[2026-03-31 23:36:10] thankyousomuch : LIFE BELOW !==K
[2026-03-31 23:36:28] thankyousomuch : below 100k for life
[2026-03-31 23:37:31] Gandalf the Grey : friend is a trend till end or sth like that
[2026-03-31 23:37:52] caex : Trump says US will leave Iran within 2 to 3 weeks 😜
[2026-03-31 23:37:56] thankyousomuch : caex: blackrocknacci points to 50k
[2026-03-31 23:54:25] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: It starting to look like market maker plan a fakeout swing
[2026-03-31 23:54:40] GodBleesYou : if it pump we short if it dump we long
[2026-03-31 23:54:42] GodBleesYou : go go
[2026-03-31 23:54:52] Gandalf the Grey : I am just not sure if I should order chicken or shawarma
[2026-03-31 23:55:18] MrBritcoin : caex: lol when did you start to believe a politician
[2026-03-31 23:55:21] ninnk : try a hooker for a change
[2026-03-31 23:55:31] Gandalf the Grey : they are sleeping now
[2026-03-31 23:55:54] Gandalf the Grey : charging their pussies
[2026-03-31 23:55:59] ninnk : hahahahah
[2026-03-31 23:59:26] Gandalf the Grey : shorters are making money
[2026-03-31 23:59:29] Gandalf the Grey : longers are making money
[2026-03-31 23:59:37] Gandalf the Grey : just position yourself correctly that is it
[2026-03-31 23:59:40] Gandalf the Grey : no strong trend atm
[2026-04-01 00:02:59] Gandalf the Grey : it is april fools lol
[2026-04-01 00:03:04] Gandalf the Grey : wick it
[2026-04-01 00:03:37] Shawn-Williams : Now, google says quantum computer will break bitcoin keys in 9 minutes
[2026-04-01 00:03:41] Shawn-Williams : https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2026/03/31/google-finds-quantum-computers-could-break-bitcoin-sooner-than-expected/
[2026-04-01 00:03:52] Gandalf the Grey : it is good
[2026-04-01 00:03:56] Shawn-Williams : https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/03/31/bitcoin-s-taproot-could-make-quantum-attacks-easier-than-expected-new-google-research-says
[2026-04-01 00:04:10] ninnk : fud
[2026-04-01 00:04:16] Shawn-Williams : google.com/search?q=google+says+quantum+computers+could+crack+bitcoin+keys+in+9+minutes&rlz=1C1SLLM_enUS1116US1116&oq=google+says+quantum+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggAEEUYOzIGCAAQRRg7MgYIARBFGDkyBggCEEUYOzIICAMQABgWGB4yDQgEEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyDQgFEAAYhgMYgAQYigUyBwgGEAAY7wUyBwgHEAAY7wUyCggIEAAYgAQYogQyCggJEAAYogQYiQXSAQg0MTgwajBqN6gCCLACAQ&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
[2026-04-01 00:05:07] Gandalf the Grey : hey that is my wifi password
[2026-04-01 00:05:08] Shawn-Williams : job of bitcoin is finish I think, CIa made it for a purpose to bring humanity to understand blocchain and after CBDC - the job is done
[2026-04-01 00:05:19] Shawn-Williams : after CBDC its of no use
[2026-04-01 00:05:27] Gandalf the Grey : shawn ser
[2026-04-01 00:05:30] Gandalf the Grey : you are drunk
[2026-04-01 00:05:32] ninnk : inverted hammer monthly
[2026-04-01 00:05:33] Gandalf the Grey : go bed and sleepu
[2026-04-01 00:05:37] ninnk : bobos sweating
[2026-04-01 00:05:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.1400 SOL @ 83.09 ($11.62)
[2026-04-01 00:05:52] Gandalf the Grey : Chewbacca just longed 50x
[2026-04-01 00:05:57] Gandalf the Grey : Han Solo refued
[2026-04-01 00:06:03] Gandalf the Grey : refused
[2026-04-01 00:06:09] Gandalf the Grey : he fomo later
[2026-04-01 00:15:22] Gandalf the Grey : it is taking its time. that is good for bulls
[2026-04-01 00:15:29] Gandalf the Grey : higher price getting accepted
[2026-04-01 00:45:28] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh fully bully
[2026-04-01 00:48:33] bmagic : Shawn-Williams: do you just read fake news all day sir?
[2026-04-01 00:54:06] GodBleesYou : only moo?
[2026-04-01 00:54:38] GodBleesYou : or fake it till you make it?
[2026-04-01 00:54:54] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-01 00:55:52] MadoffNakamoto : FUD IT TO **ZE-RO**
[2026-04-01 00:58:56] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄 @MadoffNakamoto gewd luk with that u cant scare me outta my btc
[2026-04-01 00:59:51] PeacenLuv : ubheardcof natural born kollerz n u heard about natural born loserz nuff zed pumk
[2026-04-01 01:00:04] Pilot : Turbulent flight lads
[2026-04-01 01:00:12] Pilot : Fasten the seabelts
[2026-04-01 01:00:22] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘not personal jus u hot 1 schitty choice there 4 certain
[2026-04-01 01:01:08] PeacenLuv : i cant get enuff n u wantvdown well lets watch this . u dontbget watbu want always i see
[2026-04-01 01:01:44] PeacenLuv : dohn b a lil bhitch long the corn lezgohh
[2026-04-01 01:02:05] PeacenLuv : or die
[2026-04-01 01:02:57] PeacenLuv : he be has not the pass
[2026-04-01 01:03:16] PeacenLuv : then die
[2026-04-01 01:03:23] PeacenLuv : *
[2026-04-01 01:04:27] PeacenLuv : 1 small sedd 1 big vukin oak tree
[2026-04-01 01:04:53] PeacenLuv : made outta thinair
[2026-04-01 01:05:21] PeacenLuv : btc u cant see it but u better believe it
[2026-04-01 01:06:01] PeacenLuv : 😎😇👽BTC call home
[2026-04-01 01:20:04] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket:
[2026-04-01 01:29:07] Pilot : This is taking looong
[2026-04-01 01:29:35] Pilot : Can we just get on with it please
[2026-04-01 01:31:07] Shiro : My next TPs are 69300-70400
[2026-04-01 01:32:24] Shiro : April fools days price 😂
[2026-04-01 01:34:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 6 Cont @ 0.824 ($33.56)
[2026-04-01 01:34:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSD`: Sell 60 Cont @ 0.876 ($35.68)
[2026-04-01 01:34:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 400 USD @ 69877 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-01 01:35:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3900 USD @ 67769.6
[2026-04-01 01:43:47] PeacenLuv : buy the dips btc lezhohh
[2026-04-01 01:57:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 67712.8 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-01 02:03:13] GodBleesYou : boooo
[2026-04-01 02:13:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTM26`: Sell 400 USD @ 68050.5 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-04-01 02:13:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 6 Cont @ 0.825 ($33.53)
[2026-04-01 02:15:40] kroleg666 : bye pnd shitcoin https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndca/pr/ten-foreign-nationals-charged-international-operation-targeting-cryptocurrency-market
[2026-04-01 02:20:39] kroleg666 : 1.72497 $1.72 ‎+34.58%
[2026-04-01 02:20:53] kroleg666 : check QRL monthly btw
[2026-04-01 02:26:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 68800 USD @ 67593.1 - Forced close: market says “see you soon!”
[2026-04-01 02:29:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 67588.4 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-01 02:47:53] GodBleesYou : bear trap?
[2026-04-01 02:48:05] GodBleesYou : or it gonna dive live a rock....
[2026-04-01 02:55:32] BlissRP : do rocks dive?
[2026-04-01 02:55:38] BlissRP : can we ask dwayne
[2026-04-01 03:13:59] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-01 03:14:00] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: :pepe:
[2026-04-01 03:14:05] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,201.33 USDT RPNL, 795.37 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 03:14:08] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,140.86 USDT RPNL, 1,394.38 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 03:14:14] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 688.51 USDT RPNL, 69.30 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 03:14:19] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0034 XBT RPNL, 0.0100 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 03:14:26] Mr. Axelrod : I am still alive
[2026-04-01 03:19:27] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 13,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-04-01 03:19:43] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: nice buddy
[2026-04-01 03:19:58] Shiro : 68!? When 3k thoo!
[2026-04-01 03:20:24] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: hahahahaha
[2026-04-01 03:21:34] Shiro : 70k retest and dump or pump?
[2026-04-01 03:22:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 400 USD @ 69906.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-01 03:22:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 3 Cont @ 0.831 ($16.93)
[2026-04-01 03:51:19] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: i would love 70K to add more to my shorts
[2026-04-01 03:52:21] Shiro : I wanna short at 70-71-72 but it's can pop up there and jump to 83 and rekt me
[2026-04-01 03:53:03] speedwell : very little chance
[2026-04-01 03:53:09] Shiro : Maybe best option for me just to get out 70-71 and seat & watch
[2026-04-01 03:53:17] speedwell : lucky to get to 70keks
[2026-04-01 03:54:22] speedwell : 68.5 top of the new range.
[2026-04-01 03:56:10] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-01 04:03:05] GodBleesYou : only moo?
[2026-04-01 04:03:16] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-04-01 04:16:31] PeacenLuv : longstops up 68008
[2026-04-01 04:34:38] MANsa_MOONsa : hey all
[2026-04-01 04:34:43] MANsa_MOONsa : annoyed
[2026-04-01 04:34:50] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0020 XBT RPNL, 0.0113 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 04:35:42] MANsa_MOONsa : FAT FINGER
[2026-04-01 04:48:10] mkvl123 : Sorry can i have the email adress of the CEO of BTC
[2026-04-01 04:48:42] PeacenLuv : gunna get as boring as vuk if btc keeps going up
[2026-04-01 04:49:07] PeacenLuv : mkvl123: partyon@bmex.com
[2026-04-01 04:49:13] PeacenLuv : woops
[2026-04-01 04:54:19] PeacenLuv : shes pumpin btc longittup lezgohh
[2026-04-01 04:56:38] 45th_blown_account : poomp it :Doge:
[2026-04-01 05:03:17] MANsa_MOONsa : or down
[2026-04-01 05:14:16] MANsa_MOONsa : or up
[2026-04-01 05:27:04] PeacenLuv : btc wooooohhhh
[2026-04-01 05:33:38] BlissRP : Shiro: its time ser
[2026-04-01 05:48:47] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0113 XBT RPNL, 0.0152 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 05:58:39] The Arbitrager : 45th_blown_account:
[2026-04-01 05:58:54] 45th_blown_account : The Arbitrager:
[2026-04-01 06:02:23] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 150,000 USD @ 67944.4758 ```
[2026-04-01 06:02:26] MANsa_MOONsa : dammnit
[2026-04-01 06:15:27] bluemaster : shame almost not is drawn down and some people use "stop losses" 😜
[2026-04-01 06:16:10] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 170,800 USD @ 69302.9509 ```
[2026-04-01 06:16:18] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 292,200 USD @ 70821.5297 ```
[2026-04-01 06:16:44] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-04-01 06:19:17] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 150,000 USD @ 67944.4758 ```
[2026-04-01 06:38:06] MANsa_MOONsa : push it real go0o0od
[2026-04-01 06:38:14] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0113 XBT RPNL, 0.0329 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 06:45:14] BlissRP : stop wins
[2026-04-01 07:01:04] Gandalf the Grey : 69600 is ema also
[2026-04-01 07:02:49] Gandalf the Grey : burger session today will be interesting
[2026-04-01 07:04:04] Shiro : BlissRP: 🤣
[2026-04-01 07:04:19] BlissRP : full orange send
[2026-04-01 07:04:23] BlissRP : 100k
[2026-04-01 07:04:39] Shiro : 3d target 69300 4th 70400
[2026-04-01 07:05:37] BlissRP : 1st target 80k
[2026-04-01 07:05:50] BlissRP : 2nd target 0k
[2026-04-01 07:05:58] BlissRP : 3rd target 100k
[2026-04-01 07:06:45] Shiro : BlissRP: I loke the way you were bearish last night 😂
[2026-04-01 07:07:26] BlissRP : you mean after i longed?
[2026-04-01 07:07:30] BlissRP : yes i too enjoy a good troll
[2026-04-01 07:07:55] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/MV0PL9M4/
[2026-04-01 07:07:58] Gandalf the Grey : Gucci?
[2026-04-01 07:08:21] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 70k retrst 😁
[2026-04-01 07:08:39] Gandalf the Grey : I told you Neki's chakras got aligned
[2026-04-01 07:08:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 42 Cont @ 2154.7 ($6,258.43) - Up only!
[2026-04-01 07:09:07] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-04-01 07:09:20] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 13,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-04-01 07:12:39] caex : 70400 must hit😉
[2026-04-01 07:14:09] Gandalf the Grey : Inshallah
[2026-04-01 07:16:19] Shiro : Or even higher
[2026-04-01 07:16:40] Shiro : 70-71 retest
[2026-04-01 07:18:49] Gandalf the Grey : ETH took the ema also
[2026-04-01 07:18:50] Gandalf the Grey : nicu
[2026-04-01 07:18:58] Gandalf the Grey : seems like eth is 1 day ahead of us
[2026-04-01 07:20:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMMM
[2026-04-01 07:20:29] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/bcH224Z0/
[2026-04-01 07:20:34] Gandalf the Grey : 71k might be a bitch tho
[2026-04-01 07:22:00] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-04-01 07:22:49] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I don't want to be greedy just closing at 71 and just enjoy it, I can relong it higher if it's wamt to pump again
[2026-04-01 07:23:12] MANsa_MOONsa : we pumpin
[2026-04-01 07:23:15] Shiro : Or I can wait and catching another dump without rush
[2026-04-01 07:23:20] MANsa_MOONsa : parking lot pumpin
[2026-04-01 07:23:35] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 125,000 USD @ 67944.4758 ```
[2026-04-01 07:23:48] MANsa_MOONsa : dump so i can add
[2026-04-01 07:23:49] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: :doge:
[2026-04-01 07:26:48] Gandalf the Grey : Last 2 weeks volume is close to 2B so why in competition it says volume 481M.
[2026-04-01 07:27:05] Gandalf the Grey : It counts just those signed up?
[2026-04-01 07:32:25] bmagic : Classic April fools 69k rejection
[2026-04-01 07:32:34] bmagic : I'm now convincedc @Shiro is MM
[2026-04-01 07:35:51] Shiro : bmagic: :Arthur:
[2026-04-01 07:36:20] Shiro : Shiro he's a hero 🥳
[2026-04-01 07:46:20] BlissRP : fook it is april fools isnt it
[2026-04-01 07:46:24] BlissRP : what if iran was trolling
[2026-04-01 07:46:32] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-04-01 07:59:47] caex : back to 68k loading long
[2026-04-01 08:03:15] bmagic : Can U dump so I can buy
[2026-04-01 08:12:26] caex : Beware A Possible Bitcoin Bull Trap=🚽📉😄
[2026-04-01 08:14:47] caex : Today is April Fools’ Day, so this pump is a joke too😄😄Good job, market makers.😆
[2026-04-01 08:15:06] caex : ha ha ha ha
[2026-04-01 08:26:01] Dr.van_Doom666 : FOOKING CRYPTO SCAMMERS!!!
[2026-04-01 09:07:17] Luke Short : Is anyone else planning on investing into ABTC (the Trump bitcoin company) at the bottom of btc?
[2026-04-01 09:08:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 2510 DOGE @ 0.09223 ($231.38)
[2026-04-01 09:09:27] Luke Short : Pump on 3D death cross - enjoy it while it lasts bullas
[2026-04-01 09:15:45] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds
[2026-04-01 09:16:17] thankyousomuch : Is hiring :arthur:
[2026-04-01 09:16:51] thankyousomuch : sell the dip
[2026-04-01 09:22:46] kroleg666 : 1.87100 $1.87 ‎+45.97%
[2026-04-01 09:23:00] kroleg666 : good morning
[2026-04-01 09:24:19] Gandalf the Grey : We gon lose the fucking triangle again lmao
[2026-04-01 09:31:33] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh pooompahhh
[2026-04-01 09:31:43] PeacenLuv : kroleg666:
[2026-04-01 09:33:01] PeacenLuv : quantum is a big know . moores theory proved to finite
[2026-04-01 09:33:24] PeacenLuv : big no* for quantum
[2026-04-01 09:34:38] PeacenLuv : vuk altman
[2026-04-01 09:35:30] PeacenLuv : yur wating my attention
[2026-04-01 09:35:47] PeacenLuv : *waisting
[2026-04-01 09:36:00] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘😘
[2026-04-01 09:36:51] PeacenLuv : i got the waveetunnel n spiral goin on
[2026-04-01 09:37:40] PeacenLuv : n btcz fallin up
[2026-04-01 09:38:07] PeacenLuv : fell down y not up
[2026-04-01 09:38:35] Gandalf the Grey : Iran gonna send tonight
[2026-04-01 09:39:32] PeacenLuv : 1hr tunnel trend cchange occuring back to general uptrend lezgohh btc fully bully
[2026-04-01 09:39:53] PeacenLuv : i hope iran finishez up
[2026-04-01 09:40:18] PeacenLuv : no turkey chicken
[2026-04-01 09:41:07] PeacenLuv : btfd btc lezgohh
[2026-04-01 09:42:28] PeacenLuv : longstops up btc 68333
[2026-04-01 09:44:48] PeacenLuv : 😑😧poooompahhhh btc
[2026-04-01 09:46:17] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhhweeeeehhhh btc
[2026-04-01 09:55:51] PeacenLuv : ya wutevrrrr
[2026-04-01 10:09:47] PeacenLuv : 😎😇👽respekt all 3
[2026-04-01 10:18:44] bluemaster : this 11 years been here was good fun ,people come and go few survive ..:btc:
[2026-04-01 10:19:56] bluemaster : if you not see me here I am gone to Valhalla
[2026-04-01 10:35:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68420.1 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-04-01 10:41:33] REKTakaMagicTric : naat baaad , 25x shorted oil from 103 to 97 here :G hehe they will not allow fuuking allow that shit go over 120
[2026-04-01 10:47:56] kroleg666 : QRL went from $1 to $2 in less than 2 days btw
[2026-04-01 10:48:01] kroleg666 : just touched $2
[2026-04-01 10:48:06] kroleg666 : gonna break it today
[2026-04-01 10:48:25] kroleg666 : first actual resistance $3.5-$4.5
[2026-04-01 10:55:03] REKTakaMagicTric : to be honest think about who can use quentimun machines.. there is no much ppl so not hard to get know who cracking btc wallets
[2026-04-01 10:57:36] thankyousomuch : Backwards lightning run
[2026-04-01 10:58:27] thankyousomuch : :downrocket:🐃
[2026-04-01 10:58:58] Pilot : bluemaster: Bitcoin bonanza
[2026-04-01 10:59:39] Pilot : It's interesting this has sustained up here, looking optimistic
[2026-04-01 10:59:55] Pilot : Sorry bears
[2026-04-01 11:01:33] thankyousomuch : :downrocket:🐃:downrocket:🐃:downrocket:🐃
[2026-04-01 11:02:05] thankyousomuch : mu 30k ,mu
[2026-04-01 11:02:44] Vaaachaaa : PeacenLuv: hello ! ^^
[2026-04-01 11:04:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : wen QRL rug pull?
[2026-04-01 11:04:36] thankyousomuch : peacenlongsince100k
[2026-04-01 11:15:07] Shiro : 70 retest :doge:
[2026-04-01 11:33:16] bluemaster : I miss drawn down days feel more comfy when btc on sale for less
[2026-04-01 11:33:21] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 292,200 USD @ 70821.5297 ```
[2026-04-01 11:33:28] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 180,800 USD @ 69284.5 ```
[2026-04-01 11:33:57] bluemaster : Market Maker wanker scared to dump just little bit :me:
[2026-04-01 11:34:54] contract details : ended
[2026-04-01 11:36:46] bluemaster : :btc::btc::btc::btc::btc:
[2026-04-01 11:38:33] neki : onboarding
[2026-04-01 11:39:40] bluemaster : this price action pushing me to go full degen leverage and increase to x 0.25 ... 😬
[2026-04-01 11:42:54] neki : this is extreme, ser
[2026-04-01 11:42:59] neki : :D
[2026-04-01 11:47:07] Traczii : :catjam::bmex:
[2026-04-01 11:51:45] Traczii : https://x.com/BitMEX/status/2039257700677402820 $2k burn no one does it like Bitmex @admin does king Arthur actually pay u guys? :kek:
[2026-04-01 11:53:55] BitMEX_Emo : Traczii: the sideways chop....
[2026-04-01 11:55:17] Traczii : BitMEX_Emo: :pepe:
[2026-04-01 11:57:31] BitMEX_Emo : Traczii: we wait for some big moves
[2026-04-01 12:11:02] 45th_blown_account : lets make BMEX great again :doge:
[2026-04-01 12:45:44] BTChandicap : 😄
[2026-04-01 12:53:28] bmagic : Bmagic never strikes again
[2026-04-01 12:53:41] bmagic : APRIL FOOLS
[2026-04-01 12:53:54] bmagic : Send it :rocket:
[2026-04-01 12:55:38] Dario1 : Why Iran is winning, according to Scott Ritter, former US intelligence officer and UN weapons inspector
[2026-04-01 12:55:41] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/live/BbucEkIkLfs
[2026-04-01 12:56:02] Dario1 : That’s bullish for bitcoin, long-term
[2026-04-01 12:56:16] Dario1 : For now, I want 66K
[2026-04-01 13:02:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 45.3400 SOL @ 82.7 ($3,749.21) - The margin called and took it all, yet you stood tall and had a ball.
[2026-04-01 13:03:22] migozelaaa : 50k
[2026-04-01 13:03:36] Shiro : Dario1: +1 :doge:
[2026-04-01 13:06:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 68185.7 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-04-01 13:06:45] Dario1 : Shiro: :doge:
[2026-04-01 13:07:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 68129.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-04-01 13:09:06] MANsa_MOONsa : anyone short??
[2026-04-01 13:09:28] Shiro : 70 retest coming 😈
[2026-04-01 13:09:52] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: yeaj Dr doom he's shorting it sonce 25k 😂🤣
[2026-04-01 13:11:13] bmagic : I only short when I'm hungry
[2026-04-01 13:12:16] GodBleesYou : Only Mo??? @bmagic
[2026-04-01 13:12:22] GodBleesYou : Long in soft? @bmagic
[2026-04-01 13:12:29] GodBleesYou : it8
[2026-04-01 13:12:47] Shiro : Only short the top
[2026-04-01 13:13:29] Shiro : And this time can break up the range and rekt but I might shorting it at 72 again 🥳
[2026-04-01 13:13:57] GodBleesYou : mooooo @Shiro
[2026-04-01 13:14:09] Shiro : 🐄
[2026-04-01 13:14:13] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 10,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-04-01 13:14:21] GodBleesYou : Shiro: <3
[2026-04-01 13:15:16] GodBleesYou : BitMEX_Emo: my love
[2026-04-01 13:15:27] GodBleesYou : any thing been done for me?
[2026-04-01 13:16:22] GodBleesYou : you didnt log in to telegram for few days...
[2026-04-01 13:16:53] Pilot : What is the telegram folks
[2026-04-01 13:16:55] Pilot : I want in
[2026-04-01 13:19:48] GodBleesYou : Pilot: it only beacuse i drive bmex supprt crazy i have emo telegram jajaja
[2026-04-01 13:20:12] GodBleesYou : Pilot: buy 100k bmex you will get one xD
[2026-04-01 13:20:18] Pilot : Ah right lol - I have not used Telegram before but I can sign up - I wondered if any guys in here have a group chat outside trollbox
[2026-04-01 13:20:28] Pilot : So 100k BMEX and I get what?
[2026-04-01 13:20:47] GodBleesYou : an privet support agent
[2026-04-01 13:20:51] GodBleesYou : emo is mine
[2026-04-01 13:20:54] Pilot : Oh - that's cool actually.
[2026-04-01 13:20:56] Pilot : Sweet
[2026-04-01 13:21:02] migozelaaa : bluemaster: rekt sir.
[2026-04-01 13:21:17] GodBleesYou : Pilot: i will send you group in telegram of good traders if you want
[2026-04-01 13:21:23] Pilot : migozelaaa: lol he isn't exactly playing this game on 50x
[2026-04-01 13:21:24] migozelaaa : 50k coming
[2026-04-01 13:21:44] GodBleesYou : Pilot: https://t.me/tradingwithstyle
[2026-04-01 13:21:47] Pilot : I'm fairly sure blue just holds long term 3x - 10x maybe on futures and shit and occasionally swings or scalps on the other
[2026-04-01 13:21:55] Pilot : GodBleesYou: Thanks - will bookmark and join once signed up!
[2026-04-01 13:22:04] REKTakaMagicTric : lma short wti here to 60 or smthing ffs
[2026-04-01 13:22:15] migozelaaa : Pilot: I know, but it will be underwater for a long time.
[2026-04-01 13:22:26] GodBleesYou : Pilot: blue dont hold lavraged position love... his just have ton of usdt..
[2026-04-01 13:28:13] GodBleesYou : Shiro: https://www.tradingview.com/x/5X2B4LGL/
[2026-04-01 13:29:01] GodBleesYou : LoL looks like bear found a top allready
[2026-04-01 13:29:18] GodBleesYou : Go Go bull run freee my love
[2026-04-01 13:29:20] GodBleesYou : kill them
[2026-04-01 13:31:59] Dr.van_Doom666 : migozelaaa: it will not hold
[2026-04-01 13:32:46] MANsa_MOONsa : ummmm
[2026-04-01 13:32:52] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.0276 XBT RPNL, -0.0407 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-04-01 13:33:40] MANsa_MOONsa : me entry blows
[2026-04-01 13:43:20] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!
[2026-04-01 13:44:40] contract details : ding dong trump clown price down
[2026-04-01 13:45:29] Gandalf the Grey : when Iran destroy everyone?
[2026-04-01 13:45:33] Gandalf the Grey : when panic
[2026-04-01 13:45:35] Gandalf the Grey : when doom
[2026-04-01 13:45:38] Gandalf the Grey : when zeerrrooo
[2026-04-01 13:45:44] Gandalf the Grey : NEKKKIIIIII
[2026-04-01 13:48:13] PeacenLuv : btfd long entry 68032😓
[2026-04-01 13:48:25] Dr.van_Doom666 : TIMBER!!!!
[2026-04-01 13:48:53] contract details : its alsmost as if for all of 2026 price goes down when nyse opens eh
[2026-04-01 13:48:58] contract details : :arthur::arthur::arthur:
[2026-04-01 13:49:06] REKTakaMagicTric : at this point keeping eye on oi price oil dumps btc pump btc dump oil ppumps
[2026-04-01 13:50:44] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: <3
[2026-04-01 13:51:00] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: what is the bot saying
[2026-04-01 13:51:17] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: getting fucked in everyway possible xD
[2026-04-01 13:51:23] GodBleesYou : market maker still washing me..
[2026-04-01 13:51:24] PeacenLuv : adding long entry 67987
[2026-04-01 13:51:36] GodBleesYou : no clear sign @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-04-01 13:51:42] GodBleesYou : he shorting sol
[2026-04-01 13:51:45] GodBleesYou : and long xrp
[2026-04-01 13:51:55] GodBleesYou : so market market still in wash wash mode
[2026-04-01 13:52:23] GodBleesYou : on 9H we might hit bear top
[2026-04-01 13:52:37] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: https://www.tradingview.com/x/5X2B4LGL/
[2026-04-01 13:52:46] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh
[2026-04-01 13:57:44] Dario1 : All retail bots will get rekt, eventually :arthur:
[2026-04-01 14:06:44] contract details : only the ones shorting
[2026-04-01 14:06:47] contract details : but maybe not until 2030
[2026-04-01 14:06:49] contract details : :pepe::pepe::pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:07:21] Dario1 : 9000 years bear market is upon us :pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:10:42] contract details : 🍔🤢
[2026-04-01 14:10:45] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-04-01 14:14:06] PeacenLuv : how can u b bearish down here btc
[2026-04-01 14:14:17] Dario1 : bulls will be fried in expensive oil 🍟🍔
[2026-04-01 14:14:37] Dario1 : thankyousomuch: great sensei was right
[2026-04-01 14:14:53] Dario1 : This war will lower the standard of living in europe by years…
[2026-04-01 14:16:44] PeacenLuv : im totally longing btc umm april fools what year did we pump that 1 b4
[2026-04-01 14:17:26] PeacenLuv : seems to me we pumped 4500 1 april 1 prior
[2026-04-01 14:18:18] Dario1 : PeacenLuv: +1
[2026-04-01 14:20:02] ninnk : >BitMEX has launched FX Perpetual Swaps on 4 major currency pairs. You can now trade EUR/USD, USD/JPY, GBP/USD, and USD/CNH with up to 100x leverage using crypto as collateral — 24/7/365, with no overnight swap fees.
[2026-04-01 14:20:05] contract details : april bools
[2026-04-01 14:20:05] ninnk : lol lmao
[2026-04-01 14:21:35] Dario1 : Again? lol last time they launched forex pairs on bitmex, a couple of years ago, they had to delist them all because of low liquidity and open interest :arthur:
[2026-04-01 14:21:48] Dario1 : Why repeat the same mistake?
[2026-04-01 14:22:52] GodBleesYou : Moo trying really hard
[2026-04-01 14:22:56] GodBleesYou : come on bulls
[2026-04-01 14:23:10] GodBleesYou : haven of dead cows if we just wick up
[2026-04-01 14:25:51] PeacenLuv : +2 dario . vukin guyz smart az shit scares me
[2026-04-01 14:26:11] PeacenLuv : ohhwell lifes challenge
[2026-04-01 14:27:31] PeacenLuv : i dohn need a bukin stenographer
[2026-04-01 14:28:11] PeacenLuv : i came lookin for a date and voilahhh
[2026-04-01 14:28:20] PeacenLuv : wrong channel yeah
[2026-04-01 14:29:17] PeacenLuv : 67987 long 250x poompahh btc lezgohh 1 milly plus
[2026-04-01 14:30:23] PeacenLuv : i only did it 100x b4 so umm im not really freakinh out
[2026-04-01 14:30:49] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: +1
[2026-04-01 14:31:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : scaaaammm
[2026-04-01 14:31:35] PeacenLuv : this is chill long btc
[2026-04-01 14:31:39] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: Moo it till you fake it
[2026-04-01 14:32:07] PeacenLuv : i gezz add longs btc
[2026-04-01 14:32:32] PeacenLuv : nahh much different around here
[2026-04-01 14:33:41] PeacenLuv : nature made ai
[2026-04-01 14:35:05] bmagic : Duamp it
[2026-04-01 14:35:46] GodBleesYou : bmagic: :(
[2026-04-01 14:37:25] PeacenLuv : im going up to bohemia to trade and spread the wealth
[2026-04-01 14:38:14] PeacenLuv : n a lil knowledge i gezz
[2026-04-01 14:42:37] 45th_blown_account : bitcoin hacked (happy 1st April`s fool) :pepe: