This is a mirror of the original BitMEX trollbox archive that used to be online here.
BitMEX disabled their archive after the DDOS attack so I have decided to make my mirror publicly available.

Well now, a few days after I made this mirror available to the public, the original archive from BitMEX is online again.
But since it is still limited (neutered to the last few hundred messages) I will keep my FULL mirror alive.

You have access to more than 50 million trollbox posts. This is more than 7 gigabyte of data hosted on a $5 server so please be patient or consider a donation

<<  >>  English  中文  Русский  한국어  日本語  Español  Français 
[2026-03-31 15:14:11] Vaaachaaa : MANsa_MOONsa: oupss, you are not a sir ^^
[2026-03-31 15:15:46] Vaaachaaa : Good ! I need a good trade to give me back my confidence my bot has been doing anything for 4 days I'm struggling xD
[2026-03-31 15:16:40] Vaaachaaa : cvd + fp lets go bulls
[2026-03-31 15:17:08] Vaaachaaa : if my trade don't work I need realy help and sorry for my bad english
[2026-03-31 15:17:55] Vaaachaaa : break it !!
[2026-03-31 15:21:24] Vaaachaaa : big moove incomming
[2026-03-31 15:21:33] Vaaachaaa : cvd 99%
[2026-03-31 15:30:28] Vaaachaaa : SL WITH SL WITH SL and when i gambling my trading is beter... Idon't understand
[2026-03-31 15:32:46] MANsa_MOONsa : dmn
[2026-03-31 15:32:49] MANsa_MOONsa : this is choppy
[2026-03-31 15:33:27] Vaaachaaa : frankly it's discouraging... it's been a while
[2026-03-31 15:36:49] MANsa_MOONsa : hmmm
[2026-03-31 15:36:59] MANsa_MOONsa : kinda wann juist get 50 sol and long a coin
[2026-03-31 15:45:25] REKTakaMagicTric : should i start shorting oil on bitmex? and keep adding postion if it pumps untill its back to 60 lolz
[2026-03-31 15:51:06] BMEXcheers : tell trump to trade on mex
[2026-03-31 15:51:10] BMEXcheers : fecking kook
[2026-03-31 15:53:59] REKTakaMagicTric : damm shorting oil prbly gonna lead my rekt.. when oil gonna pump btc will dump double lose lose
[2026-03-31 15:57:07] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/projecteleven/status/2038807049262264502 , quantum fud, quantum ready to crack crypto wallets in 3 years . + stocks bubble it will certainly go down :arthur: (professional opinion)
[2026-03-31 15:57:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66776.2 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-31 15:59:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 3882 XRP @ 1.3148 ($5,099.59) - He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter
[2026-03-31 15:59:40] REKTakaMagicTric : 45th_blown_account: thats true but what they dont talk about is that quantum will be also used to creat harder algoritms to crack
[2026-03-31 15:59:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 200 USD @ 68632 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-31 15:59:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 4 Cont @ 0.819 ($21.84)
[2026-03-31 16:00:37] 45th_blown_account : REKTakaMagicTric: they ll fork blockchains to be quantum resistant. maybe 20 more digits :kek:
[2026-03-31 16:01:04] 45th_blown_account : REKTakaMagicTric: let us have a propah fud ffs. its been 9 years since propah fud
[2026-03-31 16:01:53] 45th_blown_account : Current quantum computers (like Google's Willow or IBM’s Condor) operate with roughly 1,000 physical qubits—still 500x too small to execute the attacks
[2026-03-31 16:02:57] REKTakaMagicTric : 45th_blown_account: idk its time to north-korea get quatimum computer lmao.. dont they love steal btc?
[2026-03-31 16:03:39] 45th_blown_account : REKTakaMagicTric: `n.Korea` yeah sure , `chyna white spy balloons`
[2026-03-31 16:07:23] Vaaachaaa : BMEXcheers: who ?
[2026-03-31 16:07:36] Vaaachaaa : me I think ...
[2026-03-31 16:08:57] PeacenLuv : 😄😄longstops up 66758this is tiring
[2026-03-31 16:14:54] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 16:16:10] PeacenLuv : 😛lookout belowww btc bih dip 8nbound
[2026-03-31 16:16:54] Vaaachaaa : markets maker hate me maybe and idk why ^^
[2026-03-31 16:17:08] contract details : market makers love you
[2026-03-31 16:17:12] contract details : they love your money, the goyim money
[2026-03-31 16:17:13] contract details : mmm
[2026-03-31 16:17:21] contract details : rejoice oh market makers for we are the goyim of this world
[2026-03-31 16:17:35] contract details : the gentile, the ones who feed you
[2026-03-31 16:29:50] MANsa_MOONsa : THIS SUCKS
[2026-03-31 16:30:07] MANsa_MOONsa : was having a god day until this eack actin
[2026-03-31 16:30:11] MANsa_MOONsa : im bored lol
[2026-03-31 16:39:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `HYPEUSDT`: Buy 174.8000 HYPE @ 36.496 ($6,312.62) - Leverage ate your lunch and your stack
[2026-03-31 16:40:13] MANsa_MOONsa : no0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0
[2026-03-31 16:40:18] MANsa_MOONsa : ugh
[2026-03-31 16:40:43] MANsa_MOONsa : ill long 68150
[2026-03-31 16:40:47] MANsa_MOONsa : safe long
[2026-03-31 16:41:40] MANsa_MOONsa : im sick
[2026-03-31 16:41:42] MANsa_MOONsa : -_-
[2026-03-31 16:41:51] contract details : SCAAAM
[2026-03-31 16:41:52] bmagic : Anyone else gay as Shiro?
[2026-03-31 16:41:53] contract details : :ARTHUR:
[2026-03-31 16:41:56] contract details : IRANIAN SCAAMS
[2026-03-31 16:42:10] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.01 XBT @ 67118.4 ```
[2026-03-31 16:42:15] bmagic : Hehe
[2026-03-31 16:42:20] contract details : Iran's President Pezeshkian: We're ready to end war, but want guarantees.
[2026-03-31 16:42:28] MANsa_MOONsa : damn man
[2026-03-31 16:42:31] Shiro : /position xbtusd :doge: ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 15,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-03-31 16:42:32] MANsa_MOONsa : SO ANNOYING
[2026-03-31 16:42:43] bmagic : Damn Shiro U the hero
[2026-03-31 16:42:46] MANsa_MOONsa : i closed my 300k position
[2026-03-31 16:42:53] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 16:42:54] MANsa_MOONsa : gonna long here
[2026-03-31 16:42:57] MANsa_MOONsa : feeling it
[2026-03-31 16:43:00] bmagic : :doge:
[2026-03-31 16:43:13] bmagic : Too late for you moon
[2026-03-31 16:43:23] bmagic : Any decision now will be painfully late
[2026-03-31 16:43:32] MANsa_MOONsa : bmagic: =(
[2026-03-31 16:43:40] bmagic : Thought u longed earlier?
[2026-03-31 16:43:48] MANsa_MOONsa : i was i closed it fora fast 8k
[2026-03-31 16:43:50] MANsa_MOONsa : dumb
[2026-03-31 16:43:50] bmagic : U closed your short at least
[2026-03-31 16:43:55] Shiro : There's room still
[2026-03-31 16:44:04] MANsa_MOONsa : ya i made money on that 2
[2026-03-31 16:44:09] bmagic : Room isn't enough for R:R
[2026-03-31 16:44:14] Shiro : 71 gonna be nice
[2026-03-31 16:44:24] MANsa_MOONsa : 68 ill long to 71
[2026-03-31 16:44:36] MANsa_MOONsa : need confirmation of safe suppiort at 67800
[2026-03-31 16:44:42] Shiro : 72 we can short and it can jump to 83 and rekt all the profits 🤣
[2026-03-31 16:44:43] MANsa_MOONsa : need a stron reclaim
[2026-03-31 16:45:48] MANsa_MOONsa : im gonna go touch grass before i make mistake
[2026-03-31 16:47:36] bmagic : I actually think new low
[2026-03-31 16:47:56] bmagic : There is an untested daily head and shoulders below 65k
[2026-03-31 16:48:14] bmagic : This volatility is defending it but failing
[2026-03-31 16:48:23] CaptainMooncoin : Wick of death
[2026-03-31 16:49:22] bmagic : 63k minimum from here
[2026-03-31 16:52:29] GreedyBastard : Thefok is this range
[2026-03-31 16:52:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 67520.1 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-31 16:53:55] PeacenLuv : 😄long enttry 67758
[2026-03-31 16:54:08] PeacenLuv : 67566
[2026-03-31 16:54:20] PeacenLuv : *
[2026-03-31 16:54:26] Vaaachaaa : bmagic: so I can open a small short ? xD If I trust you ... ?
[2026-03-31 16:56:14] Vaaachaaa : bmagic: wait for me, I want see this..
[2026-03-31 16:56:41] Gandalf the Grey : if u wanna short ETH is pumped more
[2026-03-31 16:56:45] Gandalf the Grey : BTC is in middle no trade here
[2026-03-31 16:56:59] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: yes no trade zone ... Ok ty
[2026-03-31 16:57:20] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/hpDrXVE7/
[2026-03-31 16:57:21] MANsa_MOONsa : eth can see 2000
[2026-03-31 16:57:23] Gandalf the Grey : that is eth
[2026-03-31 16:57:33] Dario1 : France, Spain, and Italy block US access to bases and airspace
[2026-03-31 16:57:36] Dario1 : https://united24media.com/latest-news/european-powers-block-us-access-to-bases-and-airspace-for-iran-war-17461
[2026-03-31 16:57:44] Dario1 : wise move
[2026-03-31 16:57:46] MANsa_MOONsa : ahhhh shit
[2026-03-31 16:58:18] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: just ruban ema ? this is your strat realy ?
[2026-03-31 17:00:21] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: can I share my chart ?
[2026-03-31 17:00:57] Gandalf the Grey : sure
[2026-03-31 17:01:13] Gandalf the Grey : ema is used only during trend moves below support or above resistance
[2026-03-31 17:01:18] Vaaachaaa : https://www.tradingview.com/x/0GjCougM/
[2026-03-31 17:01:28] Gandalf the Grey : while the market is balanced emas should be in between the extremes
[2026-03-31 17:01:33] Gandalf the Grey : that is when we fish
[2026-03-31 17:02:00] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: do you like my chart or too many in dicaztor ?
[2026-03-31 17:02:34] Gandalf the Grey : it is my first time seeing it so I'd say too complicated but I can be wrong
[2026-03-31 17:02:46] Gandalf the Grey : it kinda shows the same thing as mine
[2026-03-31 17:03:05] Gandalf the Grey : i just need to know when to make the decision
[2026-03-31 17:03:20] Gandalf the Grey : that is the most important. if you wait for entreee and put right stop it is good
[2026-03-31 17:03:20] Vaaachaaa : yeah... Supp with resist with vector candle etc..
[2026-03-31 17:04:17] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: I'll be honest, I often have good entries but the problem is that I'm bad at money management, that's why I need a bot, I'm too greedy
[2026-03-31 17:04:25] Pilot : Do any of you guys do any of the "missions" on here? Ie. TealStreet or whatever it is called
[2026-03-31 17:04:32] Pilot : Rewarded for trading volume in USDT?
[2026-03-31 17:05:08] Pilot : I don't feel too comfortable giving API keys to these places and shiz really anyway
[2026-03-31 17:05:16] Gandalf the Grey : Vaaachaaa: ask youirself if you can afford the stop loss before entry
[2026-03-31 17:05:18] Gandalf the Grey : problem solved
[2026-03-31 17:05:51] Gandalf the Grey : if a gf would ask you to buy a bag for 20k usd you say no. Apply the same logic for SL
[2026-03-31 17:06:25] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: mmm ok... nice way of thinking
[2026-03-31 17:07:29] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: frenchies people here maybe sometimes ? you don't know?
[2026-03-31 17:07:48] GreedyBastard : All my gf gets is some temu nonsens
[2026-03-31 17:09:52] Vaaachaaa : I don't even risk 2% per trade but I'm going to change strat, too many complicated scalp sl hunt fees every time. maybe take swings instead on mex?
[2026-03-31 17:10:46] Vaaachaaa : range ? Ok. short here so .
[2026-03-31 17:12:23] bluemaster : Bueno Dias Muchachos ,did you all give up yet 😁
[2026-03-31 17:12:31] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-03-31 17:13:02] Vaaachaaa : this is very a troll box xD
[2026-03-31 17:13:50] Vaaachaaa : bluemaster: I know you sir !!
[2026-03-31 17:14:05] Vaaachaaa : bluemaster: no joke..
[2026-03-31 17:14:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 3900 USD @ 68355.5
[2026-03-31 17:14:53] Vaaachaaa : Ok stop trading for me wth
[2026-03-31 17:15:33] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 17:15:49] Shiro : Second TP done ✅👍🏻
[2026-03-31 17:16:17] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: nice
[2026-03-31 17:16:39] bluemaster : what is that squeaking noise 😜
[2026-03-31 17:16:44] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: sl for me maybe soon again
[2026-03-31 17:16:51] Vaaachaaa : i go eat
[2026-03-31 17:16:52] MANsa_MOONsa : knew i should of longed
[2026-03-31 17:17:12] ninnk : scam lmao
[2026-03-31 17:17:13] BlissRP : MANsa_MOONsa: then you would have to trust orange man :kek:
[2026-03-31 17:17:16] bluemaster : dry ball joints ☺️
[2026-03-31 17:17:25] MANsa_MOONsa : ugh
[2026-03-31 17:17:41] MANsa_MOONsa : 300,000 from $60,000 so rekd LOL
[2026-03-31 17:18:19] neki : Gandalf the Grey: 68500 willingly for a
[2026-03-31 17:18:23] neki : ya*
[2026-03-31 17:18:28] ninnk : 2026-03-31 09:56:13 UTC ninnk https://www.tradingview.com/x/OF1bAlix/
[2026-03-31 17:18:32] Gandalf the Grey : will more bro
[2026-03-31 17:18:32] ninnk : riiiiight :pepe: :doge: :Rocket:
[2026-03-31 17:18:42] Gandalf the Grey : will it so much that we finally start a trend
[2026-03-31 17:18:46] Gandalf the Grey : and we can ride it 80k
[2026-03-31 17:18:58] neki : Gandalf the Grey: arrrf.. we neeed 71 close for that
[2026-03-31 17:19:19] Gandalf the Grey : you are in charge of pumping
[2026-03-31 17:19:19] neki : might be... today iz the nutz--- still 6hrs left
[2026-03-31 17:19:33] MANsa_MOONsa : DAMMIT
[2026-03-31 17:20:57] ninnk : https://www.tradingview.com/x/38QPhviB/
[2026-03-31 17:27:54] Pilot : 68.8 -> 71.2 ?
[2026-03-31 17:27:58] Pilot : Somethin' like that
[2026-03-31 17:28:57] Dr.van_Doom666 : FOOKING CRYPTO SCAMMERS
[2026-03-31 17:29:17] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc be kewll
[2026-03-31 17:29:23] PeacenLuv : Dr.van_Doom666:
[2026-03-31 17:30:08] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘long entry 67596
[2026-03-31 17:30:28] PeacenLuv : wooooooohooooooohhhhyuhhh
[2026-03-31 17:30:54] PeacenLuv : Dr.van_Doom666: lifez a bhitch being a bhitch
[2026-03-31 17:31:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 67876.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-31 17:32:12] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67758
[2026-03-31 17:35:45] Dr.van_Doom666 : PeacenLuv: -666
[2026-03-31 17:36:29] bluemaster : Pilot: Not seen you in a long time, how are you doing mate? Looks like I am again the only one left here bullish :btc:
[2026-03-31 17:36:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 2390 DOGE @ 0.09167 ($218.90)
[2026-03-31 17:36:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 3244 XRP @ 1.3337 ($4,323.25) - Be water. Become liquidity.
[2026-03-31 17:36:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 67714 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-31 17:37:04] MANsa_MOONsa : bluemaster: me too
[2026-03-31 17:37:17] contract details : brrrrrrrrrrrr :rocket: :rocket:
[2026-03-31 17:37:20] contract details : we goyim buy :rocket:
[2026-03-31 17:37:25] contract details : :arthur: 🪇
[2026-03-31 17:38:06] contract details : bitcoin mubarak :btc: :arthur: :pepe: :poop:
[2026-03-31 17:38:35] neki : bootros
[2026-03-31 17:38:37] neki : bootro
[2026-03-31 17:38:40] neki : boogros
[2026-03-31 17:38:45] neki : bitcoiin
[2026-03-31 17:39:31] bluemaster : MANsa_MOONsa: We are currently in a narrow, sideways market between 50k and 150k. Please adjust your risk and money management accordingly. :me:
[2026-03-31 17:39:54] Pilot : bluemaster: Same old same old I guess
[2026-03-31 17:39:58] bluemaster : before we go 500k +
[2026-03-31 17:41:04] bluemaster : we been Trump-ed.CZ-ed.Justin-ed,@hotfogs -ed
[2026-03-31 17:42:22] GodBleesYou : Moo it?
[2026-03-31 17:44:40] BlissRP : weve already rejected the orange mans claims?
[2026-03-31 17:44:42] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-31 17:45:40] bluemaster : funny how money never lie : https://www.tradingview.com/x/cO4fjl7b/
[2026-03-31 17:46:30] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: 200k looks right <3
[2026-03-31 17:46:35] GodBleesYou : the incoming fomo <#
[2026-03-31 17:46:36] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-31 17:46:41] GodBleesYou : poor bears
[2026-03-31 17:46:51] BlissRP : 0k looks perfect
[2026-03-31 17:46:53] BlissRP : poor bulls
[2026-03-31 17:47:05] BlissRP : theyve been passed over again
[2026-03-31 17:47:16] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3
[2026-03-31 17:47:25] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 17:47:28] GodBleesYou : Moo it love Moo it @BlissRP
[2026-03-31 17:47:53] Pilot : bluemaster: Pretty insane range isn't it lol
[2026-03-31 17:48:00] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: bty love i am shorting since last week
[2026-03-31 17:48:11] GodBleesYou : but i know it will squsse me at some point
[2026-03-31 17:48:23] BlissRP : wow what a pretender
[2026-03-31 17:48:43] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: Moo it!!!!
[2026-03-31 17:48:45] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-31 17:49:19] GodBleesYou : i dont mind get squssed 10% when it will move 300% up after xD @BlissRP
[2026-03-31 17:50:41] BlissRP : jew is impatient
[2026-03-31 17:51:00] BlissRP : only a few months for 50% down and a few years for 1000% up
[2026-03-31 17:51:01] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-31 17:51:18] PeacenLuv : 😄btfd btc
[2026-03-31 17:51:32] bluemaster : Beras you have to martingale more we are only 6 red monthly candles .... 😜
[2026-03-31 17:53:01] RobVacation : Yeah was a company recently at a small cap move 800% on a a monthly single candle. Yeah i dont mind tisk/reward 1:800.LOL
[2026-03-31 17:53:30] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 17:53:53] RobVacation : tbh 3k what the most retalers waitng for
[2026-03-31 17:54:15] PeacenLuv : long entry 67494
[2026-03-31 17:55:06] RobVacation : 3k never happen in my opinion
[2026-03-31 17:55:06] Shiro : 68900 😻😼
[2026-03-31 17:56:13] RobVacation : btc must hold above 59k
[2026-03-31 17:56:36] RobVacation : then 200k why not
[2026-03-31 17:56:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 67373.2 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-31 17:57:05] RobVacation : first quick fix quantum FOMO
[2026-03-31 17:57:17] PeacenLuv : long entry 66339
[2026-03-31 17:57:42] PeacenLuv : 67339*
[2026-03-31 17:58:14] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!
[2026-03-31 17:58:56] PeacenLuv : wooohhhh lezgohhh btc pumpittup
[2026-03-31 17:59:52] Vaaachaaa : hey... Oh, my manual trade is positiv fiouuuu a little recover of this bad bot
[2026-03-31 18:00:30] REKTakaMagicTric : wtf wtiusdt bounce was 25 of march? fuuking fake? or bug? that kind shit can rekt my whole account holy shit
[2026-03-31 18:01:53] REKTakaMagicTric : uff spleeping pill kicks in /zen 6h
[2026-03-31 18:02:03] REKTakaMagicTric : /zen 6h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 6 hours zen mode REKTakaMagicTric. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-31 18:02:25] Werner : /position ltcusdt ``` :bitmex: LTCUSDT: 60 LTC @ 101.20063 ```
[2026-03-31 18:02:30] Werner : /pnl ltcusdt ``` :bitmex: LTCUSDT: -88.69 USDT RPNL, -2,832.16 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-31 18:04:00] Pilot : /zen 56m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 56 minutes zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-31 18:09:33] Vaaachaaa : nice trend bullish
[2026-03-31 18:09:36] Vaaachaaa : gg bulls
[2026-03-31 18:11:22] neki : right
[2026-03-31 18:11:38] neki : cross the s and dot the Is
[2026-03-31 18:11:43] neki : Ts*
[2026-03-31 18:15:48] Vaaachaaa : I want be perma bulls but no sense
[2026-03-31 18:17:25] BlissRP : but ser orange man said war is ending
[2026-03-31 18:17:35] BlissRP : we have to believe him
[2026-03-31 18:17:38] BlissRP : hes never lied in a tweet
[2026-03-31 18:18:26] Vaaachaaa : I still have a lot of work for financial freedom, I bought xrp at 50 cents, eth 1800 something like that and I lose everything in trading :'( I didn't even take my profits... only on eth to change to icp but I want to succeed and learn!
[2026-03-31 18:27:36] neki : letz play some twister
[2026-03-31 18:27:42] neki : gah, some tweetster
[2026-03-31 18:28:12] neki : flip and clip and slip and trip none , on the orange singularity event
[2026-03-31 18:28:21] neki : the trumpent horizon
[2026-03-31 18:28:27] neki : spaghettification imminent
[2026-03-31 18:45:58] PeacenLuv : bullish 1hr chart volume looksgreat
[2026-03-31 19:02:35] Gandalf the Grey : Neki's chakras are aligned finally
[2026-03-31 19:02:37] Gandalf the Grey : I can sense it
[2026-03-31 19:03:45] Gandalf the Grey : enjoy pumpy
[2026-03-31 19:11:11] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 19:13:16] PeacenLuv : the mkt is peaceful acceptance is being achieved btc
[2026-03-31 19:13:48] PeacenLuv : poooompahhhh
[2026-03-31 19:14:02] PeacenLuv : i luv btc
[2026-03-31 19:28:29] Gandalf the Grey : Gold wants pumpy
[2026-03-31 19:31:26] contract details : Digital gold?
[2026-03-31 19:32:22] BlissRP : digital yolo'd
[2026-03-31 19:32:27] Gandalf the Grey : 7 rejections from triangle
[2026-03-31 19:32:35] Gandalf the Grey : if this rejects hard longer fucked
[2026-03-31 19:32:39] BlissRP : 7 triangles from rejection
[2026-03-31 19:32:42] Gandalf the Grey : like properly fucked
[2026-03-31 19:48:42] GodBleesYou : mmmmm
[2026-03-31 19:48:45] GodBleesYou : only mo?
[2026-03-31 19:49:45] Shiro : BlissRP: sorry ser you need to get liq :arthur:
[2026-03-31 19:50:05] BlissRP : Shiro: i dont do that ser
[2026-03-31 19:50:48] GodBleesYou : mmmmm
[2026-03-31 19:50:57] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: wick it down
[2026-03-31 19:51:00] Shiro : Minimum profit on your short and close it 🤣
[2026-03-31 19:51:06] GodBleesYou : dont let it moooo @BlissRP
[2026-03-31 19:51:14] BlissRP : Shiro: :arthur:
[2026-03-31 19:58:17] BlissRP : qrl to infinity
[2026-03-31 20:06:55] BlissRP : oil your rockets gentlemen
[2026-03-31 20:07:30] Gandalf the Grey : Can we rucking push back IN DA TRIANGEEEEL
[2026-03-31 20:07:47] Gandalf the Grey : I think I must become a ladyboi
[2026-03-31 20:07:52] BlissRP : :rocket: :rocket:
[2026-03-31 20:11:02] Gandalf the Grey : Short maybe 69k or so
[2026-03-31 20:11:05] Gandalf the Grey : now too low
[2026-03-31 20:11:12] BlissRP : wi tu lo
[2026-03-31 20:12:07] Gandalf the Grey : Yu Long
[2026-03-31 20:15:58] CaptainMooncoin : Just opened a short
[2026-03-31 20:24:05] thankyousomuch : bullrun below 100k for decades
[2026-03-31 20:26:01] Atlemos : Bitcoin looks like an Alt coin more and more
[2026-03-31 20:31:09] CaptainMooncoin : Dus trump post a video of monkeys with Arthur his face on it?
[2026-03-31 20:31:36] CaptainMooncoin : That man is really a racist
[2026-03-31 20:34:52] Gandalf the Grey : 69k longers about to suicide I think lol
[2026-03-31 20:34:58] Gandalf the Grey : getting edged too hard
[2026-03-31 20:45:51] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 20:46:48] CaptainMooncoin : Where is Ronnie?
[2026-03-31 20:47:47] CaptainMooncoin : Motherfuckers
[2026-03-31 20:47:53] Shiro : Ronnie seating above us 🤣
[2026-03-31 20:48:36] CaptainMooncoin : We going up again
[2026-03-31 20:48:39] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Long it Long?
[2026-03-31 20:48:46] Gandalf the Grey : here?
[2026-03-31 20:48:48] Gandalf the Grey : naaaaah
[2026-03-31 20:48:56] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: short it soft?
[2026-03-31 20:48:58] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-31 20:49:03] Gandalf the Grey : chance was 66k
[2026-03-31 20:49:07] Gandalf the Grey : here u late
[2026-03-31 20:49:16] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i am joking
[2026-03-31 20:49:20] CaptainMooncoin : Longs are trapped
[2026-03-31 20:49:26] GodBleesYou : CaptainMooncoin: Mo it!
[2026-03-31 20:49:37] BlissRP : longs are trapping in profit
[2026-03-31 20:49:43] BlissRP : be careful you profitable fkers
[2026-03-31 20:49:47] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 13,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-03-31 20:49:53] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 20:50:10] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: or maybe you are not xDDDD
[2026-03-31 20:50:21] Gandalf the Grey : is the joke confirmed
[2026-03-31 20:50:26] CaptainMooncoin : Gonna lose a million again tonight
[2026-03-31 20:50:30] BlissRP : orange joke confirmed
[2026-03-31 20:50:34] BlissRP : quantum rally
[2026-03-31 20:50:39] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: I did not have shawarma today
[2026-03-31 20:50:42] Gandalf the Grey : and it pumped still
[2026-03-31 20:50:44] Gandalf the Grey : we gucci
[2026-03-31 20:50:50] BlissRP : i did
[2026-03-31 20:51:13] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: insha'Allah tomorrow 😄
[2026-03-31 20:51:31] Gandalf the Grey : I ate too much food today
[2026-03-31 20:51:35] Gandalf the Grey : I was nervous lol
[2026-03-31 20:51:45] Gandalf the Grey : I must fast two days haha
[2026-03-31 20:52:11] CaptainMooncoin : YOU SHALL NOT GO UP!!
[2026-03-31 20:53:02] Shiro : 70 retest?
[2026-03-31 20:55:22] BlissRP : 100k
[2026-03-31 21:00:12] Vaaachaaa : better ?? https://www.tradingview.com/x/416yldR9/
[2026-03-31 21:03:57] GodBleesYou : Shiro: nothing less then 180k
[2026-03-31 21:04:15] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 21:04:55] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: look better
[2026-03-31 21:05:31] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: 😱💙
[2026-03-31 21:09:21] ninnk : :bog:
[2026-03-31 21:09:40] neki : so whats this?
[2026-03-31 21:09:59] neki : neki-fy this price into 69400 before close
[2026-03-31 21:10:55] neki : Gandalf the Grey: +1 on the chakras :P
[2026-03-31 21:11:20] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-31 21:12:46] Shiro : Bullrun ended?!😂
[2026-03-31 21:13:46] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: chakra activated, thx !!! @neki
[2026-03-31 21:13:57] ninnk : pullrun :pepe:
[2026-03-31 21:15:22] Shiro : Never ever above 69 anymore?
[2026-03-31 21:15:31] Shiro : :pepe:
[2026-03-31 21:25:03] Gandalf the Grey : We are at siiix seeeeven
[2026-03-31 21:25:29] Gandalf the Grey : short the rent money here 20z
[2026-03-31 21:25:30] Gandalf the Grey : x
[2026-03-31 21:42:51] BlissRP : trump has provided the road map once again
[2026-03-31 21:43:02] BlissRP : praise orange man chancellor of the universe
[2026-03-31 21:44:25] neki : Vaaachaaa: +1 but chakra is for long only. no trying to sneak a shorty into it :P
[2026-03-31 21:45:27] neki : Symbol Leverage Amount Entry Price BTCUSDT Perpetual (Long) 75x XXXctr 66593.84 -- >closed at BE <--- BTCUSDT Perpetual (Long) 75x XXXctr 67853.77 BTCUSDT Perpetual (Long) 200x XXXctr 66362.9 LOCO TRAIN, CHU CHU
[2026-03-31 21:53:16] Shiro : 69 :doge:
[2026-03-31 21:54:01] neki : everyone
[2026-03-31 21:54:09] neki : get to the CHOPPAR
[2026-03-31 21:54:14] neki : !!!!
[2026-03-31 21:56:05] speedwell : The green road
[2026-03-31 21:56:56] Gandalf the Grey : the red toad
[2026-03-31 21:57:08] Gandalf the Grey : quack quaaaack qaaaaaaaaaauck
[2026-03-31 21:57:21] Gandalf the Grey : kids dont do durgs
[2026-03-31 21:57:26] Gandalf the Grey : durgs not gooood
[2026-03-31 21:59:34] speedwell : pieces in the middle east is possible...
[2026-03-31 22:00:08] neki : durgs are especialy bad. drugs, it can work for some, probably .. but durgs.. man, this is not a reality i'd wanna live in.
[2026-03-31 22:00:37] neki : LINE UP, for THE FLYING UP
[2026-03-31 22:01:09] neki : wheres PeacenLUV? whwres @Shiro
[2026-03-31 22:01:31] voixjomz : there's the cliff
[2026-03-31 22:02:05] Gandalf the Grey : 69k was promised bor
[2026-03-31 22:02:51] Shiro : neki: where the bots at 😄
[2026-03-31 22:02:55] neki : Gandalf the Grey: its happenin.. still 2hrs left..
[2026-03-31 22:03:11] Gandalf the Grey : Santa will come at close? or what
[2026-03-31 22:03:21] neki : Shiro: belly-less beasts!
[2026-03-31 22:03:25] neki : :D
[2026-03-31 22:06:04] neki : lolz, the news feed : Iran threatens to 'destroy' US-linked firms from April 1, War / Terrorism, 7h ago Trump: US to leave Iran in 2 or 3 weeks Politics 7m ago
[2026-03-31 22:06:18] neki : source: Baha
[2026-03-31 22:06:37] neki : whwre do you guya get your narratives from? Mine is Baha (ex Teletrader)
[2026-03-31 22:07:40] neki : *just remember.. on the most bullish news about Iran war ending, the wick to the dumpster will be the longest*
[2026-03-31 22:08:06] neki : but its not dumperoni today, asia dont give a shiet about this
[2026-03-31 22:08:26] Shiro : https://youtu.be/mg0MMqKBbyw?si=lVYwiMd9Hgd8qk1G
[2026-03-31 22:08:38] Shiro : Pink does it more than you think
[2026-03-31 22:08:44] Shiro : 🤣
[2026-03-31 22:10:50] neki : letz see what algos do on nice news in between markets
[2026-03-31 22:11:49] neki : i think algos might pust the price up, on the "Trump leaving Iran soon "news alone
[2026-03-31 22:11:52] Gandalf the Grey : 70k wick is comiiing
[2026-03-31 22:12:08] neki : Gandalf the Grey: it is the will
[2026-03-31 22:12:19] Shiro : If asia wake up bulish 70-71
[2026-03-31 22:12:42] Shiro : 70 is good fair for me to get out 😄
[2026-03-31 22:12:59] neki : asia was bullish last two nights already.. this is gettin redi to seriously hurt bera
[2026-03-31 22:13:10] Shiro : Maybe half 69200 half 70400
[2026-03-31 22:18:17] neki : my Testicle Analysis shows the 69400 as last line for bera, if market is now finally out of pussy mode. After that, we will just reprice into 73600. WIth potential of overextension into 76100 with a wickster. or into 81100... But those levels should cause some serious selling again
[2026-03-31 22:19:18] neki : For the April layout..
[2026-03-31 22:21:36] neki : From 26th it took 4 days to bleed down 10k.. I think the reprice will happen in one day, maybe 36 hours
[2026-03-31 22:24:24] neki : reprice upwards
[2026-03-31 22:26:35] Gandalf the Grey : i think people that longed 110k are still waiting for this to happen
[2026-03-31 22:27:15] GodBleesYou : let it moo or let it booo but move baby move..
[2026-03-31 22:27:38] neki : 1.11 to 1.66 - QRL daily moove wowwo Kroleg done the deed -
[2026-03-31 22:28:58] MrBritcoin : where has all the bots gone ?
[2026-03-31 22:29:49] neki : they need to recalibrate for the upcoming mothnly narratives :D
[2026-03-31 22:30:10] neki : Trump tweet about leaving iran in two weeks rekt the whole decision tree for them
[2026-03-31 22:30:52] Gandalf the Grey : we need ground operation in Iran for 50k and good price lol
[2026-03-31 22:30:55] neki : MrBritcoin: i remember you from way back here, still running ok?
[2026-03-31 22:31:05] MrBritcoin : neki: are you really still on that train
[2026-03-31 22:31:21] Shiro : Finally we can close one monthly green after a five months 🙏🏻
[2026-03-31 22:31:23] neki : MrBritcoin: which one?
[2026-03-31 22:31:35] Shiro : 30,mins to go utc
[2026-03-31 22:31:39] MrBritcoin : neki: the political garbage
[2026-03-31 22:32:00] MrBritcoin : neki: im good thank you
[2026-03-31 22:32:09] Gandalf the Grey : will it tho
[2026-03-31 22:32:14] MrBritcoin : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.6707 XBT @ 71552.19 ```
[2026-03-31 22:32:29] MrBritcoin : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 5,532.67 USDT RPNL, 2,357.54 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-31 22:32:37] neki : MrBritcoin: ah lol, I never was really on that stuff ;) Its narratives, just narratives
[2026-03-31 22:32:45] Gandalf the Grey : 1h 27m to close
[2026-03-31 22:33:16] MrBritcoin : neki: well its just distractions
[2026-03-31 22:34:12] MrBritcoin : market does what it dose regaurdless
[2026-03-31 22:35:32] neki : MrBritcoin: i mean, its framing.. I always thought its just something that needs to be narrated, in order to facilitate shalowlly explaining the market movement to non-active participants
[2026-03-31 22:36:15] Gandalf the Grey : neki bro
[2026-03-31 22:36:18] Gandalf the Grey : i wanna meet you
[2026-03-31 22:36:22] neki : the human mind needs an obvious reason for smth
[2026-03-31 22:36:27] Gandalf the Grey : we make babies
[2026-03-31 22:36:30] Gandalf the Grey : u down?
[2026-03-31 22:37:00] neki : Gandalf the Grey: u think im a girl? :D
[2026-03-31 22:37:07] Gandalf the Grey : no
[2026-03-31 22:37:11] Gandalf the Grey : but we can still try
[2026-03-31 22:37:14] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDDDDD
[2026-03-31 22:37:26] neki : rofl
[2026-03-31 22:37:48] neki : well, theres always in vitro, and surrogate parents
[2026-03-31 22:37:51] Shiro : Organic babies: arthur:
[2026-03-31 22:38:03] Gandalf the Grey : :mama:
[2026-03-31 22:38:08] Gandalf the Grey : :NIGGA:
[2026-03-31 22:38:12] Gandalf the Grey : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 22:38:16] ninnk : gaybox :pepe:
[2026-03-31 22:38:17] neki : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 22:38:19] MrBritcoin : neki: trying to understand is just irelevent
[2026-03-31 22:38:21] Gandalf the Grey : CEOr
[2026-03-31 22:38:25] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahahaha
[2026-03-31 22:38:54] Gandalf the Grey : If u overleverage a jin will come and slap you
[2026-03-31 22:40:03] neki : MrBritcoin: ppl still need a reason is what im saying...
[2026-03-31 22:40:26] neki : anyhow, sausage fest here...
[2026-03-31 22:40:35] Gandalf the Grey : gold and silver out of the deep imo
[2026-03-31 22:40:38] Gandalf the Grey : now buy dips on them
[2026-03-31 22:40:39] neki : wheres MadoffNakamoto, isnt she a gal?
[2026-03-31 22:40:50] Gandalf the Grey : yes but she has a cokc
[2026-03-31 22:40:53] Gandalf the Grey : cock
[2026-03-31 22:41:02] neki : dang!
[2026-03-31 22:41:09] neki : i mean, DONG
[2026-03-31 22:41:12] neki : :D
[2026-03-31 22:41:30] MrBritcoin : neki: no they only do it for day light robbery its called manipulation of markets
[2026-03-31 22:41:43] Shiro : Dang cock!
[2026-03-31 22:41:46] Gandalf the Grey : 76k
[2026-03-31 22:41:47] Gandalf the Grey : or
[2026-03-31 22:41:58] Gandalf the Grey : 60k
[2026-03-31 22:42:08] Gandalf the Grey : both 8k away
[2026-03-31 22:43:03] MrBritcoin : Gandalf the Grey: doesnt matter its still a sell
[2026-03-31 22:43:12] Gandalf the Grey : bart to 90k would be the best imo
[2026-03-31 22:43:18] Gandalf the Grey : everyone would be happy
[2026-03-31 22:43:21] Gandalf the Grey : except bear
[2026-03-31 22:43:25] Gandalf the Grey : but bear no matter
[2026-03-31 22:43:25] Shiro : 🤣
[2026-03-31 22:43:27] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDD
[2026-03-31 22:44:28] neki : majin, majin
[2026-03-31 22:45:56] MrBritcoin : 💎
[2026-03-31 22:46:37] neki : MrBritcoin: nice positions tho.. ur entry is where fomo closed my shortpants on 26th
[2026-03-31 22:46:59] neki : fomo.. well.. trigger on the speculation of a squeeze
[2026-03-31 22:49:26] Pilot : Any movie recs while waiting for this to do something?
[2026-03-31 22:49:45] Pilot : Loaded up on snacks and alcohol free drinks I feel like a real loser
[2026-03-31 22:50:01] neki : gogo
[2026-03-31 22:50:08] neki : BULLA BULLA POWER TO THE 69K
[2026-03-31 22:50:34] Pilot : neki: 💪💪💪
[2026-03-31 22:54:59] Gandalf the Grey : 69k plus push would be a good sign imo
[2026-03-31 22:56:09] neki : Gandalf the Grey: 69.2-69.5 is late bera squeeze zone... might add fuel into +70 reclaim
[2026-03-31 22:56:33] Gandalf the Grey : i like how we all are bullish at resistance
[2026-03-31 22:56:48] Gandalf the Grey : what could possibly go wrong right
[2026-03-31 22:57:32] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 22:57:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMM
[2026-03-31 22:58:21] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: yo algo on small time fream just went short on sol... so it should pump xD
[2026-03-31 22:58:28] GodBleesYou : market maker have to wash me
[2026-03-31 22:58:29] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-31 22:58:31] BlissRP : +1
[2026-03-31 23:00:38] Pilot : /zen 1h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 1 hour zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-31 23:03:28] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: or wick it and we can long sol on 66 xD
[2026-03-31 23:07:23] Shiro : Asia bulish 😈🐄
[2026-03-31 23:07:43] neki : monthly closing here still looks like meh tho
[2026-03-31 23:07:47] neki : but shows promise :P
[2026-03-31 23:08:12] Shiro : Not the best ine but finally green after a 5months
[2026-03-31 23:08:39] Gandalf the Grey : I think 120k longers are happy with it
[2026-03-31 23:09:15] Shiro : Tomorrow ath 🤣
[2026-03-31 23:10:16] neki : id rather have it decisive, like it was 5days ago before this last rekt.. This now just shows weakness i think..
[2026-03-31 23:10:47] Gandalf the Grey : kurwa neki
[2026-03-31 23:10:51] Gandalf the Grey : you r supposed to pump it
[2026-03-31 23:10:54] Gandalf the Grey : what weakness
[2026-03-31 23:11:23] Shiro : Is 72 top or 76?😁
[2026-03-31 23:13:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: 69500 or 70300
[2026-03-31 23:14:14] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: 3k
[2026-03-31 23:14:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: it will not hold
[2026-03-31 23:14:37] neki : Gandalf the Grey: well since early FEB, we were bullish on the rec-ounquer of the 80-90 area, which coulld set the stage for ATH revisit in this year. But this got released basically in last 6 days, on war-news alone. This seems weak, imo
[2026-03-31 23:17:57] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0&list=RDOlgn9sXNdl0&start_radio=1 push it to the limit
[2026-03-31 23:18:16] Dr.van_Doom666 : fomonOObs get excited
[2026-03-31 23:19:09] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: mr I have utmost respect for you as my marriage conselour
[2026-03-31 23:20:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: -666
[2026-03-31 23:21:24] Shiro : Fomo fomo :doge:
[2026-03-31 23:21:27] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: why ser, why :( i like u
[2026-03-31 23:21:37] MANsa_MOONsa : im about to fomo
[2026-03-31 23:21:46] MANsa_MOONsa : large n scalp out
[2026-03-31 23:22:19] Gandalf the Grey : why tf uae pumped oil prices by 50 percent?
[2026-03-31 23:22:24] Gandalf the Grey : the greed is real
[2026-03-31 23:24:26] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwBM_YB1sE&list=RD8iwBM_YB1sE&start_radio=1 pointer sisters- im so excited
[2026-03-31 23:25:32] thankyousomuch : Pullrun