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[2026-03-31 12:50:22] BMEXcheers : kek'd n rekt'd
[2026-03-31 12:58:17] AUNGMYOSAT : What
[2026-03-31 13:12:24] PeacenLuv : longstops up btc 67666
[2026-03-31 13:12:40] PeacenLuv : 66666*
[2026-03-31 13:14:35] PeacenLuv : adding longs here xbtusdperp
[2026-03-31 13:16:20] Gandalf the Grey : Neki gonna use his will I can feel it
[2026-03-31 13:16:43] PeacenLuv : woooooohhhhweeeee lezgohhh btc
[2026-03-31 13:19:48] PeacenLuv : buy the red 5min btc
[2026-03-31 13:20:05] PeacenLuv : 15*min
[2026-03-31 13:31:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 27 Cont @ 2065.23 ($3,730.84) - McDonald's is hiring
[2026-03-31 13:33:39] PeacenLuv : 😯btc falling up n flying away stops up 66758
[2026-03-31 13:33:56] PeacenLuv : adds*
[2026-03-31 13:38:50] REKTakaMagicTric : cool site expect it shows only usa stocks
[2026-03-31 13:38:53] REKTakaMagicTric : https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=geo
[2026-03-31 13:40:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMM
[2026-03-31 13:41:14] REKTakaMagicTric : thats what woman say about pregmant tests
[2026-03-31 13:46:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 30 Cont @ 2071.32 ($4,180.60) - Buenos Dias!
[2026-03-31 13:48:23] Shiro : @bmagic my top long strategy works out 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-31 13:49:53] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 15,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-03-31 13:50:08] Shiro : Not the bottom bottom
[2026-03-31 13:50:21] Shiro : But still bottom 🤣😂
[2026-03-31 14:00:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.4000 XBT @ 67509.8 ($26,984.89) - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act
[2026-03-31 14:04:39] neki : go on metherfkker
[2026-03-31 14:04:41] neki : no halfsies
[2026-03-31 14:04:46] Gandalf the Grey : eth does not care about dumpa
[2026-03-31 14:04:49] neki : rekt the terri-bera
[2026-03-31 14:04:52] Gandalf the Grey : neki: USE DA WILL
[2026-03-31 14:05:55] neki : Gandalf the Grey: the will in action currently "[13:15] neki: fkk you bera now will opower to the max whole I fry myself a tuna steak"
[2026-03-31 14:06:13] Gandalf the Grey : if we reach 69k I trust u again
[2026-03-31 14:06:42] neki : Gandalf the Grey: :D
[2026-03-31 14:07:11] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0027 XBT RPNL, 0.0743 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-31 14:08:04] REKTakaMagicTric : lool they bringing brend oi to trade here? damm cant w8 starting trade it here after iran war is done
[2026-03-31 14:08:13] REKTakaMagicTric : oil*
[2026-03-31 14:12:26] GodBleesYou : Mooooo
[2026-03-31 14:12:27] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 67188 lezgohhh poooompahhhh
[2026-03-31 14:12:36] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa:
[2026-03-31 14:13:18] PeacenLuv : longstops 67111 woooohhhhweeeeehhh
[2026-03-31 14:14:03] contract details : :bog:
[2026-03-31 14:14:58] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67258
[2026-03-31 14:15:24] PeacenLuv : btcz got the jooz
[2026-03-31 14:15:35] PeacenLuv : 😳
[2026-03-31 14:17:22] REKTakaMagicTric : i call this art scalp milking https://gemini.google.com/share/82e43557bb2f
[2026-03-31 14:17:29] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 30,000 USD @ 66265.5393 ```
[2026-03-31 14:17:33] Gandalf the Grey : shortr harder pls
[2026-03-31 14:19:27] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: :pepe:
[2026-03-31 14:19:57] Gandalf the Grey : I tped the other one at 68k but did not have balls to shortu
[2026-03-31 14:20:01] Gandalf the Grey : could have made more
[2026-03-31 14:20:04] Gandalf the Grey : but it is ok
[2026-03-31 14:20:38] Gandalf the Grey : watching eth for reversal signal now
[2026-03-31 14:20:45] Gandalf the Grey : as it pumped hardest. may lead
[2026-03-31 14:21:43] Shiro : My tp was very little and literally wasted my time it's better giving me 71 at least
[2026-03-31 14:21:47] contract details : the vitalikums have been very stronk
[2026-03-31 14:21:55] contract details : trump family buying it
[2026-03-31 14:24:27] Gandalf the Grey : We are still trying to get in the triangle
[2026-03-31 14:25:16] neki : Gandalf the Grey: only meainingfull triangle is 73-76
[2026-03-31 14:26:37] PeacenLuv : wow that last entry really litvherupp btc
[2026-03-31 14:26:38] Gandalf the Grey : Ask Pytagoras for confirmu
[2026-03-31 14:27:17] PeacenLuv : prolly wr hav not witnessed anythung yet btc
[2026-03-31 14:27:41] PeacenLuv : look 15min vol trend n price xbtusdperps
[2026-03-31 14:28:10] Gandalf the Grey : cant wait for Donald to come and fuck the whole pump again
[2026-03-31 14:30:08] GodBleesYou : only moooooo
[2026-03-31 14:30:32] neki : Symbol Leverage Amount Entry Price BTCUSDT Perpetual (Long) 75x ctr 66593.84 BTCUSDT Perpetual (Long) 75x ctr 67853.77 BTCUSDT Perpetual (Long) 200x ctr 66362.9 LOCO TRAIN, CHU CHU
[2026-03-31 14:43:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 67097.9 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-31 14:45:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 920 DOGE @ 0.09104 ($83.68)
[2026-03-31 14:48:35] MANsa_MOONsa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 300,000 USD @ 66021.4173 ```
[2026-03-31 14:48:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.5665 XBT @ 67027 ($37,940.44) - Your net worth just pulled a 2022 bear market cosplay
[2026-03-31 14:49:13] REKTakaMagicTric : blooooooooood
[2026-03-31 14:49:31] voixjomz : ouch bullas
[2026-03-31 14:49:56] GodBleesYou : Dooom
[2026-03-31 14:49:58] GodBleesYou : LoL
[2026-03-31 14:51:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66607.2 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-31 14:51:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTU26`: Sell 2000 USD @ 67582.5
[2026-03-31 14:51:40] PeacenLuv : long entry 64848 poompahh lezgohh btc @GodBleesYou
[2026-03-31 14:51:56] voixjomz : bloodbath
[2026-03-31 14:51:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66496.6 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-31 14:52:14] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc
[2026-03-31 14:52:19] neki : lol
[2026-03-31 14:52:25] Gandalf the Grey : NEEEEKIIIIIII
[2026-03-31 14:52:32] Gandalf the Grey : what is this crap
[2026-03-31 14:52:48] MANsa_MOONsa : ok closed
[2026-03-31 14:52:49] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Market swinging like a baby...
[2026-03-31 14:52:55] neki : this is this crap
[2026-03-31 14:52:56] MANsa_MOONsa : hmmmm whats next
[2026-03-31 14:52:56] neki : :D
[2026-03-31 14:53:07] GodBleesYou : -10% wick ?
[2026-03-31 14:53:08] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-31 14:53:12] MANsa_MOONsa : back 2 normal 4 now
[2026-03-31 14:54:08] Gandalf the Grey : @admin can you make this a feature? TB name color according to long or short? Would be cool. Or maybe icon.
[2026-03-31 14:54:27] PeacenLuv : 😄lonh entry btc 66522
[2026-03-31 14:55:41] PeacenLuv : 😄anuthr long 66500
[2026-03-31 14:56:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3500 USD @ 66416.5
[2026-03-31 14:56:12] PeacenLuv : gonna add higher easier
[2026-03-31 14:56:26] GodBleesYou : lol
[2026-03-31 14:57:17] neki : market probing if 66 longer puts his entry to breakeven
[2026-03-31 14:57:20] neki : no freebies
[2026-03-31 14:57:33] PeacenLuv : 😄added
[2026-03-31 14:58:05] PeacenLuv : pumptime btc lezgohh
[2026-03-31 14:59:38] PeacenLuv : btfd suicoin
[2026-03-31 14:59:49] Gandalf the Grey : no trade zone here
[2026-03-31 15:00:04] Gandalf the Grey : wait 65k or 69k imo
[2026-03-31 15:00:08] Gandalf the Grey : then make a decision there
[2026-03-31 15:00:14] Gandalf the Grey : here can go anywhere
[2026-03-31 15:00:22] Luke Short : iranian army is so dumb... are they really shooting siemens facilities (german company) to attack the US?
[2026-03-31 15:00:37] Luke Short : germany didn't do shit
[2026-03-31 15:02:31] neki : right now
[2026-03-31 15:02:33] neki : allright
[2026-03-31 15:02:37] neki : decisive push next
[2026-03-31 15:02:50] neki : if bulla fails, it is .. well its nothing new
[2026-03-31 15:05:54] neki : *pushin for to cushing*
[2026-03-31 15:07:01] neki : *pushin for the cushing*
[2026-03-31 15:07:06] neki : https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/cushing-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20351310
[2026-03-31 15:07:53] MANsa_MOONsa : rejection
[2026-03-31 15:07:55] MANsa_MOONsa : sigh
[2026-03-31 15:09:25] neki : looks like a filler candle the H1 before current
[2026-03-31 15:09:35] neki : well see.. bulla cnat giveup now
[2026-03-31 15:10:24] neki : i think lowe are safu for today. We'll get new lowe tomoro on monthy new candle open
[2026-03-31 15:10:33] neki : aand then some bullish April
[2026-03-31 15:10:49] neki : for the May will be horrible
[2026-03-31 15:13:38] Vaaachaaa : MANsa_MOONsa: oO
[2026-03-31 15:13:56] neki : fkk it ive doine my best for this month
[2026-03-31 15:13:57] Vaaachaaa : MANsa_MOONsa: nice position sir
[2026-03-31 15:14:00] neki : i'll beer this one out
[2026-03-31 15:14:11] Vaaachaaa : MANsa_MOONsa: oupss, you are not a sir ^^
[2026-03-31 15:15:46] Vaaachaaa : Good ! I need a good trade to give me back my confidence my bot has been doing anything for 4 days I'm struggling xD
[2026-03-31 15:16:40] Vaaachaaa : cvd + fp lets go bulls
[2026-03-31 15:17:08] Vaaachaaa : if my trade don't work I need realy help and sorry for my bad english
[2026-03-31 15:17:55] Vaaachaaa : break it !!
[2026-03-31 15:21:24] Vaaachaaa : big moove incomming
[2026-03-31 15:21:33] Vaaachaaa : cvd 99%
[2026-03-31 15:30:28] Vaaachaaa : SL WITH SL WITH SL and when i gambling my trading is beter... Idon't understand
[2026-03-31 15:32:46] MANsa_MOONsa : dmn
[2026-03-31 15:32:49] MANsa_MOONsa : this is choppy
[2026-03-31 15:33:27] Vaaachaaa : frankly it's discouraging... it's been a while
[2026-03-31 15:36:49] MANsa_MOONsa : hmmm
[2026-03-31 15:36:59] MANsa_MOONsa : kinda wann juist get 50 sol and long a coin
[2026-03-31 15:45:25] REKTakaMagicTric : should i start shorting oil on bitmex? and keep adding postion if it pumps untill its back to 60 lolz
[2026-03-31 15:51:06] BMEXcheers : tell trump to trade on mex
[2026-03-31 15:51:10] BMEXcheers : fecking kook
[2026-03-31 15:53:59] REKTakaMagicTric : damm shorting oil prbly gonna lead my rekt.. when oil gonna pump btc will dump double lose lose
[2026-03-31 15:57:07] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/projecteleven/status/2038807049262264502 , quantum fud, quantum ready to crack crypto wallets in 3 years . + stocks bubble it will certainly go down :arthur: (professional opinion)
[2026-03-31 15:57:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66776.2 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-31 15:59:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 3882 XRP @ 1.3148 ($5,099.59) - He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter
[2026-03-31 15:59:40] REKTakaMagicTric : 45th_blown_account: thats true but what they dont talk about is that quantum will be also used to creat harder algoritms to crack
[2026-03-31 15:59:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 200 USD @ 68632 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-31 15:59:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 4 Cont @ 0.819 ($21.84)
[2026-03-31 16:00:37] 45th_blown_account : REKTakaMagicTric: they ll fork blockchains to be quantum resistant. maybe 20 more digits :kek:
[2026-03-31 16:01:04] 45th_blown_account : REKTakaMagicTric: let us have a propah fud ffs. its been 9 years since propah fud
[2026-03-31 16:01:53] 45th_blown_account : Current quantum computers (like Google's Willow or IBM’s Condor) operate with roughly 1,000 physical qubits—still 500x too small to execute the attacks
[2026-03-31 16:02:57] REKTakaMagicTric : 45th_blown_account: idk its time to north-korea get quatimum computer lmao.. dont they love steal btc?
[2026-03-31 16:03:39] 45th_blown_account : REKTakaMagicTric: `n.Korea` yeah sure , `chyna white spy balloons`
[2026-03-31 16:07:23] Vaaachaaa : BMEXcheers: who ?
[2026-03-31 16:07:36] Vaaachaaa : me I think ...
[2026-03-31 16:08:57] PeacenLuv : 😄😄longstops up 66758this is tiring
[2026-03-31 16:14:54] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 16:16:10] PeacenLuv : 😛lookout belowww btc bih dip 8nbound
[2026-03-31 16:16:54] Vaaachaaa : markets maker hate me maybe and idk why ^^
[2026-03-31 16:17:08] contract details : market makers love you
[2026-03-31 16:17:12] contract details : they love your money, the goyim money
[2026-03-31 16:17:13] contract details : mmm
[2026-03-31 16:17:21] contract details : rejoice oh market makers for we are the goyim of this world
[2026-03-31 16:17:35] contract details : the gentile, the ones who feed you
[2026-03-31 16:29:50] MANsa_MOONsa : THIS SUCKS
[2026-03-31 16:30:07] MANsa_MOONsa : was having a god day until this eack actin
[2026-03-31 16:30:11] MANsa_MOONsa : im bored lol
[2026-03-31 16:39:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `HYPEUSDT`: Buy 174.8000 HYPE @ 36.496 ($6,312.62) - Leverage ate your lunch and your stack
[2026-03-31 16:40:13] MANsa_MOONsa : no0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0
[2026-03-31 16:40:18] MANsa_MOONsa : ugh
[2026-03-31 16:40:43] MANsa_MOONsa : ill long 68150
[2026-03-31 16:40:47] MANsa_MOONsa : safe long
[2026-03-31 16:41:40] MANsa_MOONsa : im sick
[2026-03-31 16:41:42] MANsa_MOONsa : -_-
[2026-03-31 16:41:51] contract details : SCAAAM
[2026-03-31 16:41:52] bmagic : Anyone else gay as Shiro?
[2026-03-31 16:41:53] contract details : :ARTHUR:
[2026-03-31 16:41:56] contract details : IRANIAN SCAAMS
[2026-03-31 16:42:10] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.01 XBT @ 67118.4 ```
[2026-03-31 16:42:15] bmagic : Hehe
[2026-03-31 16:42:20] contract details : Iran's President Pezeshkian: We're ready to end war, but want guarantees.
[2026-03-31 16:42:28] MANsa_MOONsa : damn man
[2026-03-31 16:42:31] Shiro : /position xbtusd :doge: ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 15,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-03-31 16:42:32] MANsa_MOONsa : SO ANNOYING
[2026-03-31 16:42:43] bmagic : Damn Shiro U the hero
[2026-03-31 16:42:46] MANsa_MOONsa : i closed my 300k position
[2026-03-31 16:42:53] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 16:42:54] MANsa_MOONsa : gonna long here
[2026-03-31 16:42:57] MANsa_MOONsa : feeling it
[2026-03-31 16:43:00] bmagic : :doge:
[2026-03-31 16:43:13] bmagic : Too late for you moon
[2026-03-31 16:43:23] bmagic : Any decision now will be painfully late
[2026-03-31 16:43:32] MANsa_MOONsa : bmagic: =(
[2026-03-31 16:43:40] bmagic : Thought u longed earlier?
[2026-03-31 16:43:48] MANsa_MOONsa : i was i closed it fora fast 8k
[2026-03-31 16:43:50] MANsa_MOONsa : dumb
[2026-03-31 16:43:50] bmagic : U closed your short at least
[2026-03-31 16:43:55] Shiro : There's room still
[2026-03-31 16:44:04] MANsa_MOONsa : ya i made money on that 2
[2026-03-31 16:44:09] bmagic : Room isn't enough for R:R
[2026-03-31 16:44:14] Shiro : 71 gonna be nice
[2026-03-31 16:44:24] MANsa_MOONsa : 68 ill long to 71
[2026-03-31 16:44:36] MANsa_MOONsa : need confirmation of safe suppiort at 67800
[2026-03-31 16:44:42] Shiro : 72 we can short and it can jump to 83 and rekt all the profits 🤣
[2026-03-31 16:44:43] MANsa_MOONsa : need a stron reclaim
[2026-03-31 16:45:48] MANsa_MOONsa : im gonna go touch grass before i make mistake
[2026-03-31 16:47:36] bmagic : I actually think new low
[2026-03-31 16:47:56] bmagic : There is an untested daily head and shoulders below 65k
[2026-03-31 16:48:14] bmagic : This volatility is defending it but failing
[2026-03-31 16:48:23] CaptainMooncoin : Wick of death
[2026-03-31 16:49:22] bmagic : 63k minimum from here
[2026-03-31 16:52:29] GreedyBastard : Thefok is this range
[2026-03-31 16:52:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 67520.1 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-31 16:53:55] PeacenLuv : 😄long enttry 67758
[2026-03-31 16:54:08] PeacenLuv : 67566
[2026-03-31 16:54:20] PeacenLuv : *
[2026-03-31 16:54:26] Vaaachaaa : bmagic: so I can open a small short ? xD If I trust you ... ?
[2026-03-31 16:56:14] Vaaachaaa : bmagic: wait for me, I want see this..
[2026-03-31 16:56:41] Gandalf the Grey : if u wanna short ETH is pumped more
[2026-03-31 16:56:45] Gandalf the Grey : BTC is in middle no trade here
[2026-03-31 16:56:59] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: yes no trade zone ... Ok ty
[2026-03-31 16:57:20] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/hpDrXVE7/
[2026-03-31 16:57:21] MANsa_MOONsa : eth can see 2000
[2026-03-31 16:57:23] Gandalf the Grey : that is eth
[2026-03-31 16:57:33] Dario1 : France, Spain, and Italy block US access to bases and airspace
[2026-03-31 16:57:36] Dario1 : https://united24media.com/latest-news/european-powers-block-us-access-to-bases-and-airspace-for-iran-war-17461
[2026-03-31 16:57:44] Dario1 : wise move
[2026-03-31 16:57:46] MANsa_MOONsa : ahhhh shit
[2026-03-31 16:58:18] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: just ruban ema ? this is your strat realy ?
[2026-03-31 17:00:21] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: can I share my chart ?
[2026-03-31 17:00:57] Gandalf the Grey : sure
[2026-03-31 17:01:13] Gandalf the Grey : ema is used only during trend moves below support or above resistance
[2026-03-31 17:01:18] Vaaachaaa : https://www.tradingview.com/x/0GjCougM/
[2026-03-31 17:01:28] Gandalf the Grey : while the market is balanced emas should be in between the extremes
[2026-03-31 17:01:33] Gandalf the Grey : that is when we fish
[2026-03-31 17:02:00] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: do you like my chart or too many in dicaztor ?
[2026-03-31 17:02:34] Gandalf the Grey : it is my first time seeing it so I'd say too complicated but I can be wrong
[2026-03-31 17:02:46] Gandalf the Grey : it kinda shows the same thing as mine
[2026-03-31 17:03:05] Gandalf the Grey : i just need to know when to make the decision
[2026-03-31 17:03:20] Gandalf the Grey : that is the most important. if you wait for entreee and put right stop it is good
[2026-03-31 17:03:20] Vaaachaaa : yeah... Supp with resist with vector candle etc..
[2026-03-31 17:04:17] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: I'll be honest, I often have good entries but the problem is that I'm bad at money management, that's why I need a bot, I'm too greedy
[2026-03-31 17:04:25] Pilot : Do any of you guys do any of the "missions" on here? Ie. TealStreet or whatever it is called
[2026-03-31 17:04:32] Pilot : Rewarded for trading volume in USDT?
[2026-03-31 17:05:08] Pilot : I don't feel too comfortable giving API keys to these places and shiz really anyway
[2026-03-31 17:05:16] Gandalf the Grey : Vaaachaaa: ask youirself if you can afford the stop loss before entry
[2026-03-31 17:05:18] Gandalf the Grey : problem solved
[2026-03-31 17:05:51] Gandalf the Grey : if a gf would ask you to buy a bag for 20k usd you say no. Apply the same logic for SL
[2026-03-31 17:06:25] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: mmm ok... nice way of thinking
[2026-03-31 17:07:29] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: frenchies people here maybe sometimes ? you don't know?
[2026-03-31 17:07:48] GreedyBastard : All my gf gets is some temu nonsens
[2026-03-31 17:09:52] Vaaachaaa : I don't even risk 2% per trade but I'm going to change strat, too many complicated scalp sl hunt fees every time. maybe take swings instead on mex?
[2026-03-31 17:10:46] Vaaachaaa : range ? Ok. short here so .
[2026-03-31 17:12:23] bluemaster : Bueno Dias Muchachos ,did you all give up yet 😁
[2026-03-31 17:12:31] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-03-31 17:13:02] Vaaachaaa : this is very a troll box xD
[2026-03-31 17:13:50] Vaaachaaa : bluemaster: I know you sir !!
[2026-03-31 17:14:05] Vaaachaaa : bluemaster: no joke..
[2026-03-31 17:14:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 3900 USD @ 68355.5
[2026-03-31 17:14:53] Vaaachaaa : Ok stop trading for me wth
[2026-03-31 17:15:33] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 17:15:49] Shiro : Second TP done ✅👍🏻
[2026-03-31 17:16:17] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: nice
[2026-03-31 17:16:39] bluemaster : what is that squeaking noise 😜
[2026-03-31 17:16:44] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: sl for me maybe soon again
[2026-03-31 17:16:51] Vaaachaaa : i go eat
[2026-03-31 17:16:52] MANsa_MOONsa : knew i should of longed
[2026-03-31 17:17:12] ninnk : scam lmao
[2026-03-31 17:17:13] BlissRP : MANsa_MOONsa: then you would have to trust orange man :kek:
[2026-03-31 17:17:16] bluemaster : dry ball joints ☺️
[2026-03-31 17:17:25] MANsa_MOONsa : ugh
[2026-03-31 17:17:41] MANsa_MOONsa : 300,000 from $60,000 so rekd LOL
[2026-03-31 17:18:19] neki : Gandalf the Grey: 68500 willingly for a
[2026-03-31 17:18:23] neki : ya*
[2026-03-31 17:18:28] ninnk : 2026-03-31 09:56:13 UTC ninnk https://www.tradingview.com/x/OF1bAlix/
[2026-03-31 17:18:32] Gandalf the Grey : will more bro
[2026-03-31 17:18:32] ninnk : riiiiight :pepe: :doge: :Rocket:
[2026-03-31 17:18:42] Gandalf the Grey : will it so much that we finally start a trend
[2026-03-31 17:18:46] Gandalf the Grey : and we can ride it 80k
[2026-03-31 17:18:58] neki : Gandalf the Grey: arrrf.. we neeed 71 close for that
[2026-03-31 17:19:19] Gandalf the Grey : you are in charge of pumping
[2026-03-31 17:19:19] neki : might be... today iz the nutz--- still 6hrs left
[2026-03-31 17:19:33] MANsa_MOONsa : DAMMIT
[2026-03-31 17:20:57] ninnk : https://www.tradingview.com/x/38QPhviB/
[2026-03-31 17:27:54] Pilot : 68.8 -> 71.2 ?
[2026-03-31 17:27:58] Pilot : Somethin' like that
[2026-03-31 17:28:57] Dr.van_Doom666 : FOOKING CRYPTO SCAMMERS
[2026-03-31 17:29:17] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc be kewll
[2026-03-31 17:29:23] PeacenLuv : Dr.van_Doom666:
[2026-03-31 17:30:08] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘long entry 67596
[2026-03-31 17:30:28] PeacenLuv : wooooooohooooooohhhhyuhhh
[2026-03-31 17:30:54] PeacenLuv : Dr.van_Doom666: lifez a bhitch being a bhitch
[2026-03-31 17:31:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 67876.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-31 17:32:12] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67758
[2026-03-31 17:35:45] Dr.van_Doom666 : PeacenLuv: -666
[2026-03-31 17:36:29] bluemaster : Pilot: Not seen you in a long time, how are you doing mate? Looks like I am again the only one left here bullish :btc:
[2026-03-31 17:36:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 2390 DOGE @ 0.09167 ($218.90)
[2026-03-31 17:36:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 3244 XRP @ 1.3337 ($4,323.25) - Be water. Become liquidity.
[2026-03-31 17:36:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 67714 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-31 17:37:04] MANsa_MOONsa : bluemaster: me too
[2026-03-31 17:37:17] contract details : brrrrrrrrrrrr :rocket: :rocket:
[2026-03-31 17:37:20] contract details : we goyim buy :rocket:
[2026-03-31 17:37:25] contract details : :arthur: 🪇
[2026-03-31 17:38:06] contract details : bitcoin mubarak :btc: :arthur: :pepe: :poop:
[2026-03-31 17:38:35] neki : bootros
[2026-03-31 17:38:37] neki : bootro
[2026-03-31 17:38:40] neki : boogros
[2026-03-31 17:38:45] neki : bitcoiin
[2026-03-31 17:39:31] bluemaster : MANsa_MOONsa: We are currently in a narrow, sideways market between 50k and 150k. Please adjust your risk and money management accordingly. :me:
[2026-03-31 17:39:54] Pilot : bluemaster: Same old same old I guess
[2026-03-31 17:39:58] bluemaster : before we go 500k +
[2026-03-31 17:41:04] bluemaster : we been Trump-ed.CZ-ed.Justin-ed,@hotfogs -ed
[2026-03-31 17:42:22] GodBleesYou : Moo it?
[2026-03-31 17:44:40] BlissRP : weve already rejected the orange mans claims?
[2026-03-31 17:44:42] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-31 17:45:40] bluemaster : funny how money never lie : https://www.tradingview.com/x/cO4fjl7b/
[2026-03-31 17:46:30] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: 200k looks right <3
[2026-03-31 17:46:35] GodBleesYou : the incoming fomo <#
[2026-03-31 17:46:36] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-31 17:46:41] GodBleesYou : poor bears
[2026-03-31 17:46:51] BlissRP : 0k looks perfect
[2026-03-31 17:46:53] BlissRP : poor bulls
[2026-03-31 17:47:05] BlissRP : theyve been passed over again
[2026-03-31 17:47:16] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: <3
[2026-03-31 17:47:25] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 17:47:28] GodBleesYou : Moo it love Moo it @BlissRP
[2026-03-31 17:47:53] Pilot : bluemaster: Pretty insane range isn't it lol
[2026-03-31 17:48:00] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: bty love i am shorting since last week
[2026-03-31 17:48:11] GodBleesYou : but i know it will squsse me at some point
[2026-03-31 17:48:23] BlissRP : wow what a pretender
[2026-03-31 17:48:43] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: Moo it!!!!
[2026-03-31 17:48:45] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-31 17:49:19] GodBleesYou : i dont mind get squssed 10% when it will move 300% up after xD @BlissRP
[2026-03-31 17:50:41] BlissRP : jew is impatient
[2026-03-31 17:51:00] BlissRP : only a few months for 50% down and a few years for 1000% up
[2026-03-31 17:51:01] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-31 17:51:18] PeacenLuv : 😄btfd btc
[2026-03-31 17:51:32] bluemaster : Beras you have to martingale more we are only 6 red monthly candles .... 😜
[2026-03-31 17:53:01] RobVacation : Yeah was a company recently at a small cap move 800% on a a monthly single candle. Yeah i dont mind tisk/reward 1:800.LOL
[2026-03-31 17:53:30] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 17:53:53] RobVacation : tbh 3k what the most retalers waitng for
[2026-03-31 17:54:15] PeacenLuv : long entry 67494
[2026-03-31 17:55:06] RobVacation : 3k never happen in my opinion
[2026-03-31 17:55:06] Shiro : 68900 😻😼
[2026-03-31 17:56:13] RobVacation : btc must hold above 59k
[2026-03-31 17:56:36] RobVacation : then 200k why not
[2026-03-31 17:56:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 67373.2 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-31 17:57:05] RobVacation : first quick fix quantum FOMO
[2026-03-31 17:57:17] PeacenLuv : long entry 66339
[2026-03-31 17:57:42] PeacenLuv : 67339*
[2026-03-31 17:58:14] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!
[2026-03-31 17:58:56] PeacenLuv : wooohhhh lezgohhh btc pumpittup
[2026-03-31 17:59:52] Vaaachaaa : hey... Oh, my manual trade is positiv fiouuuu a little recover of this bad bot
[2026-03-31 18:00:30] REKTakaMagicTric : wtf wtiusdt bounce was 25 of march? fuuking fake? or bug? that kind shit can rekt my whole account holy shit
[2026-03-31 18:01:53] REKTakaMagicTric : uff spleeping pill kicks in /zen 6h
[2026-03-31 18:02:03] REKTakaMagicTric : /zen 6h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 6 hours zen mode REKTakaMagicTric. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-31 18:02:25] Werner : /position ltcusdt ``` :bitmex: LTCUSDT: 60 LTC @ 101.20063 ```
[2026-03-31 18:02:30] Werner : /pnl ltcusdt ``` :bitmex: LTCUSDT: -88.69 USDT RPNL, -2,832.16 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-31 18:04:00] Pilot : /zen 56m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 56 minutes zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-31 18:09:33] Vaaachaaa : nice trend bullish
[2026-03-31 18:09:36] Vaaachaaa : gg bulls
[2026-03-31 18:11:22] neki : right
[2026-03-31 18:11:38] neki : cross the s and dot the Is
[2026-03-31 18:11:43] neki : Ts*
[2026-03-31 18:15:48] Vaaachaaa : I want be perma bulls but no sense
[2026-03-31 18:17:25] BlissRP : but ser orange man said war is ending
[2026-03-31 18:17:35] BlissRP : we have to believe him
[2026-03-31 18:17:38] BlissRP : hes never lied in a tweet
[2026-03-31 18:18:26] Vaaachaaa : I still have a lot of work for financial freedom, I bought xrp at 50 cents, eth 1800 something like that and I lose everything in trading :'( I didn't even take my profits... only on eth to change to icp but I want to succeed and learn!
[2026-03-31 18:27:36] neki : letz play some twister
[2026-03-31 18:27:42] neki : gah, some tweetster
[2026-03-31 18:28:12] neki : flip and clip and slip and trip none , on the orange singularity event
[2026-03-31 18:28:21] neki : the trumpent horizon
[2026-03-31 18:28:27] neki : spaghettification imminent
[2026-03-31 18:45:58] PeacenLuv : bullish 1hr chart volume looksgreat
[2026-03-31 19:02:35] Gandalf the Grey : Neki's chakras are aligned finally
[2026-03-31 19:02:37] Gandalf the Grey : I can sense it
[2026-03-31 19:03:45] Gandalf the Grey : enjoy pumpy
[2026-03-31 19:11:11] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 19:13:16] PeacenLuv : the mkt is peaceful acceptance is being achieved btc
[2026-03-31 19:13:48] PeacenLuv : poooompahhhh
[2026-03-31 19:14:02] PeacenLuv : i luv btc
[2026-03-31 19:28:29] Gandalf the Grey : Gold wants pumpy
[2026-03-31 19:31:26] contract details : Digital gold?
[2026-03-31 19:32:22] BlissRP : digital yolo'd
[2026-03-31 19:32:27] Gandalf the Grey : 7 rejections from triangle
[2026-03-31 19:32:35] Gandalf the Grey : if this rejects hard longer fucked
[2026-03-31 19:32:39] BlissRP : 7 triangles from rejection
[2026-03-31 19:32:42] Gandalf the Grey : like properly fucked
[2026-03-31 19:48:42] GodBleesYou : mmmmm
[2026-03-31 19:48:45] GodBleesYou : only mo?
[2026-03-31 19:49:45] Shiro : BlissRP: sorry ser you need to get liq :arthur:
[2026-03-31 19:50:05] BlissRP : Shiro: i dont do that ser
[2026-03-31 19:50:48] GodBleesYou : mmmmm
[2026-03-31 19:50:57] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: wick it down
[2026-03-31 19:51:00] Shiro : Minimum profit on your short and close it 🤣
[2026-03-31 19:51:06] GodBleesYou : dont let it moooo @BlissRP
[2026-03-31 19:51:14] BlissRP : Shiro: :arthur:
[2026-03-31 19:58:17] BlissRP : qrl to infinity
[2026-03-31 20:06:55] BlissRP : oil your rockets gentlemen
[2026-03-31 20:07:30] Gandalf the Grey : Can we rucking push back IN DA TRIANGEEEEL
[2026-03-31 20:07:47] Gandalf the Grey : I think I must become a ladyboi
[2026-03-31 20:07:52] BlissRP : :rocket: :rocket:
[2026-03-31 20:11:02] Gandalf the Grey : Short maybe 69k or so
[2026-03-31 20:11:05] Gandalf the Grey : now too low
[2026-03-31 20:11:12] BlissRP : wi tu lo
[2026-03-31 20:12:07] Gandalf the Grey : Yu Long
[2026-03-31 20:15:58] CaptainMooncoin : Just opened a short
[2026-03-31 20:24:05] thankyousomuch : bullrun below 100k for decades
[2026-03-31 20:26:01] Atlemos : Bitcoin looks like an Alt coin more and more
[2026-03-31 20:31:09] CaptainMooncoin : Dus trump post a video of monkeys with Arthur his face on it?
[2026-03-31 20:31:36] CaptainMooncoin : That man is really a racist
[2026-03-31 20:34:52] Gandalf the Grey : 69k longers about to suicide I think lol
[2026-03-31 20:34:58] Gandalf the Grey : getting edged too hard
[2026-03-31 20:45:51] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 20:46:48] CaptainMooncoin : Where is Ronnie?
[2026-03-31 20:47:47] CaptainMooncoin : Motherfuckers
[2026-03-31 20:47:53] Shiro : Ronnie seating above us 🤣
[2026-03-31 20:48:36] CaptainMooncoin : We going up again
[2026-03-31 20:48:39] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Long it Long?
[2026-03-31 20:48:46] Gandalf the Grey : here?
[2026-03-31 20:48:48] Gandalf the Grey : naaaaah
[2026-03-31 20:48:56] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: short it soft?
[2026-03-31 20:48:58] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-31 20:49:03] Gandalf the Grey : chance was 66k
[2026-03-31 20:49:07] Gandalf the Grey : here u late
[2026-03-31 20:49:16] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i am joking
[2026-03-31 20:49:20] CaptainMooncoin : Longs are trapped
[2026-03-31 20:49:26] GodBleesYou : CaptainMooncoin: Mo it!
[2026-03-31 20:49:37] BlissRP : longs are trapping in profit
[2026-03-31 20:49:43] BlissRP : be careful you profitable fkers
[2026-03-31 20:49:47] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 13,000 USD @ 66413.4102 ```
[2026-03-31 20:49:53] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-31 20:50:10] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: or maybe you are not xDDDD
[2026-03-31 20:50:21] Gandalf the Grey : is the joke confirmed
[2026-03-31 20:50:26] CaptainMooncoin : Gonna lose a million again tonight
[2026-03-31 20:50:30] BlissRP : orange joke confirmed
[2026-03-31 20:50:34] BlissRP : quantum rally
[2026-03-31 20:50:39] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: I did not have shawarma today
[2026-03-31 20:50:42] Gandalf the Grey : and it pumped still
[2026-03-31 20:50:44] Gandalf the Grey : we gucci
[2026-03-31 20:50:50] BlissRP : i did
[2026-03-31 20:51:13] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: insha'Allah tomorrow 😄
[2026-03-31 20:51:31] Gandalf the Grey : I ate too much food today
[2026-03-31 20:51:35] Gandalf the Grey : I was nervous lol
[2026-03-31 20:51:45] Gandalf the Grey : I must fast two days haha
[2026-03-31 20:52:11] CaptainMooncoin : YOU SHALL NOT GO UP!!
[2026-03-31 20:53:02] Shiro : 70 retest?
[2026-03-31 20:55:22] BlissRP : 100k
[2026-03-31 21:00:12] Vaaachaaa : better ?? https://www.tradingview.com/x/416yldR9/
[2026-03-31 21:03:57] GodBleesYou : Shiro: nothing less then 180k
[2026-03-31 21:04:15] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-03-31 21:04:55] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: look better
[2026-03-31 21:05:31] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: 😱💙
[2026-03-31 21:09:21] ninnk : :bog:
[2026-03-31 21:09:40] neki : so whats this?
[2026-03-31 21:09:59] neki : neki-fy this price into 69400 before close
[2026-03-31 21:10:55] neki : Gandalf the Grey: +1 on the chakras :P
[2026-03-31 21:11:20] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-31 21:12:46] Shiro : Bullrun ended?!😂
[2026-03-31 21:13:46] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: chakra activated, thx !!! @neki
[2026-03-31 21:13:57] ninnk : pullrun :pepe:
[2026-03-31 21:15:22] Shiro : Never ever above 69 anymore?
[2026-03-31 21:15:31] Shiro : :pepe:
[2026-03-31 21:25:03] Gandalf the Grey : We are at siiix seeeeven
[2026-03-31 21:25:29] Gandalf the Grey : short the rent money here 20z
[2026-03-31 21:25:30] Gandalf the Grey : x
[2026-03-31 21:42:51] BlissRP : trump has provided the road map once again
[2026-03-31 21:43:02] BlissRP : praise orange man chancellor of the universe
[2026-03-31 21:44:25] neki : Vaaachaaa: +1 but chakra is for long only. no trying to sneak a shorty into it :P
[2026-03-31 21:45:27] neki : Symbol Leverage Amount Entry Price BTCUSDT Perpetual (Long) 75x XXXctr 66593.84 -- >closed at BE <--- BTCUSDT Perpetual (Long) 75x XXXctr 67853.77 BTCUSDT Perpetual (Long) 200x XXXctr 66362.9 LOCO TRAIN, CHU CHU
[2026-03-31 21:53:16] Shiro : 69 :doge:
[2026-03-31 21:54:01] neki : everyone
[2026-03-31 21:54:09] neki : get to the CHOPPAR
[2026-03-31 21:54:14] neki : !!!!
[2026-03-31 21:56:05] speedwell : The green road
[2026-03-31 21:56:56] Gandalf the Grey : the red toad
[2026-03-31 21:57:08] Gandalf the Grey : quack quaaaack qaaaaaaaaaauck
[2026-03-31 21:57:21] Gandalf the Grey : kids dont do durgs
[2026-03-31 21:57:26] Gandalf the Grey : durgs not gooood
[2026-03-31 21:59:34] speedwell : pieces in the middle east is possible...
[2026-03-31 22:00:08] neki : durgs are especialy bad. drugs, it can work for some, probably .. but durgs.. man, this is not a reality i'd wanna live in.
[2026-03-31 22:00:37] neki : LINE UP, for THE FLYING UP
[2026-03-31 22:01:09] neki : wheres PeacenLUV? whwres @Shiro
[2026-03-31 22:01:31] voixjomz : there's the cliff
[2026-03-31 22:02:05] Gandalf the Grey : 69k was promised bor
[2026-03-31 22:02:51] Shiro : neki: where the bots at 😄
[2026-03-31 22:02:55] neki : Gandalf the Grey: its happenin.. still 2hrs left..
[2026-03-31 22:03:11] Gandalf the Grey : Santa will come at close? or what
[2026-03-31 22:03:21] neki : Shiro: belly-less beasts!
[2026-03-31 22:03:25] neki : :D
[2026-03-31 22:06:04] neki : lolz, the news feed : Iran threatens to 'destroy' US-linked firms from April 1, War / Terrorism, 7h ago Trump: US to leave Iran in 2 or 3 weeks Politics 7m ago
[2026-03-31 22:06:18] neki : source: Baha
[2026-03-31 22:06:37] neki : whwre do you guya get your narratives from? Mine is Baha (ex Teletrader)
[2026-03-31 22:07:40] neki : *just remember.. on the most bullish news about Iran war ending, the wick to the dumpster will be the longest*
[2026-03-31 22:08:06] neki : but its not dumperoni today, asia dont give a shiet about this
[2026-03-31 22:08:26] Shiro : https://youtu.be/mg0MMqKBbyw?si=lVYwiMd9Hgd8qk1G
[2026-03-31 22:08:38] Shiro : Pink does it more than you think
[2026-03-31 22:08:44] Shiro : 🤣
[2026-03-31 22:10:50] neki : letz see what algos do on nice news in between markets
[2026-03-31 22:11:49] neki : i think algos might pust the price up, on the "Trump leaving Iran soon "news alone
[2026-03-31 22:11:52] Gandalf the Grey : 70k wick is comiiing
[2026-03-31 22:12:08] neki : Gandalf the Grey: it is the will