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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-30 09:07:29] BMEXcheers : kino [2026-03-30 09:09:14] Shiro : caex: we're all waiting for president to announce he's scam tweet 😂 [2026-03-30 09:09:38] Shiro : But nice profits in the meantime ain't 🥳 [2026-03-30 09:10:54] caex : Shiro: Yesterday in an interview, he said he wants Iranian oil.😱 [2026-03-30 09:12:08] Shiro : caex: oh wow I thought he was interested on beautiful persian girls 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 09:12:17] caex : https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/mar/30/price-of-oil-trump-iran-stock-markets-middle-east?utm_source=chatgpt.com [2026-03-30 09:12:25] caex : not joke haha [2026-03-30 09:13:35] Shiro : No cheap oil for him either this regime or next one neither [2026-03-30 09:14:59] caex : I’m waiting for his next interview when he says he’s Satoshi Nakamoto and that the Moon belongs to the USA😄😄😄😄😄😄 [2026-03-30 09:15:43] Shiro : caex: oh what!!! I thought that guy who's having kid's for he's breakfast was satoshi!!! [2026-03-30 09:15:44] BitMEX_James : Market Order Slippage Tolerance Protect your orders from extreme slippage with our Market Order Slippage Tolerance. A 20% default limit is set and can be customisable. Learn how to customise your limit here: https://support.bitmex.com/hc/en-gb/sections/34985358233245-Market-Order-Slippage-Tolerance [2026-03-30 09:15:56] Shiro : What was he's name? Mr hot dogs and pizza [2026-03-30 09:16:01] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 09:16:13] caex : 😆 [2026-03-30 09:17:52] Shiro : Ok let's grab the liq above 68500 before us opening and we're safe to get rid of this bag 🥳 [2026-03-30 09:25:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : 97k @ wednesday [2026-03-30 09:25:23] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: 3k in 2mins [2026-03-30 09:25:27] Shiro : 🤣😂 [2026-03-30 09:25:29] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +666 [2026-03-30 09:26:54] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: sorry mate I had to steal abit from your pocket for my high maintenance gf and still holding my long 😁 [2026-03-30 09:27:08] Shiro : But maybe I'll join you again who knows 🤣 [2026-03-30 09:29:03] Shiro : If 68400-900/69 reject shlrt is safu 😇 [2026-03-30 09:29:08] Shiro : Let's see [2026-03-30 09:38:45] CaptainMooncoin : I have to stare down my screen now [2026-03-30 09:38:49] CaptainMooncoin : in too much stress [2026-03-30 09:40:37] Shiro : CaptainMooncoin: why overlev? [2026-03-30 09:40:59] CaptainMooncoin : to become millionaire within the hour [2026-03-30 09:41:01] Shiro : We had just %1.5 move nothing crazy yet [2026-03-30 09:41:05] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 09:41:13] Shiro : Gl mate @CaptainMooncoin [2026-03-30 09:57:22] CaptainMooncoin : we going up up up its our moment [2026-03-30 09:57:40] CaptainMooncoin : gonna be gonna be golden [2026-03-30 09:59:14] Gandalf the Grey : staring at the screen does not move the price bro [2026-03-30 09:59:24] Gandalf the Grey : enter, set stop and TPs and you can leave [2026-03-30 09:59:53] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 10:00:25] Shiro : Too much lev is bad for your skins and sperms 🤣 [2026-03-30 10:01:28] Shiro : So if you're not married to a gorgeous beautiful woman yet it's not recommended 😂 [2026-03-30 10:01:55] Gandalf the Grey : gotta risk it for the biscuit [2026-03-30 10:02:06] Shiro : Lmao [2026-03-30 10:06:23] CaptainMooncoin : why is the fee so high here on bitmex [2026-03-30 10:06:59] CaptainMooncoin : is it because arthur wants to wipe his black ass with golden toilet paper? [2026-03-30 10:07:08] Shiro : Lord Arthur need new penthouse and lambos [2026-03-30 10:07:18] Shiro : Insurance [2026-03-30 10:07:57] CaptainMooncoin : arthur my bitch, just use a bidet [2026-03-30 10:11:35] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: are you still holding your long? [2026-03-30 10:11:59] Gandalf the Grey : yup still bullish imo [2026-03-30 10:13:57] Shiro : Same but literally lots of guys super bearish and calling for a big drop, maybe it's just me and you are the only bull right bow 😄🤣 [2026-03-30 10:14:18] contract details : how much more do i need to buy before green [2026-03-30 10:14:21] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-30 10:14:24] Shiro : Maybe it's not a bad Idea to think about a small short position abit higher [2026-03-30 10:15:13] Shiro : Let's see if 69 going to reject it I might join the bera again 😒😶 [2026-03-30 10:16:01] Gandalf the Grey : i mean if we dunk below mid 66.5k I would wait [2026-03-30 10:16:04] Gandalf the Grey : but no need short imo [2026-03-30 10:16:17] Gandalf the Grey : this is like longing from 73k [2026-03-30 10:17:36] Shiro : Yeah not here thoo if we grab all liqs above and run out of momentum, let's see for now I think still we're safu [2026-03-30 10:18:14] Gandalf the Grey : ppl just see a big candela and start overthinking [2026-03-30 10:18:44] Gandalf the Grey : we also have powell today [2026-03-30 10:19:00] Gandalf the Grey : in 4h or so [2026-03-30 10:19:12] Shiro : Fs i forgotten about that [2026-03-30 10:19:57] Djdez : Get ready for long liquidations now [2026-03-30 10:21:11] Shiro : Djdez: are you kidding check the heatmap it's not make any sense we need to grab short squeeze first check it just abit higher above us 68400-900 [2026-03-30 10:25:24] Shiro : Playing COD it's best thing I can do for now to not make any stupid decisions till US opens [2026-03-30 10:25:26] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 10:25:30] Shiro : BRB [2026-03-30 10:26:24] Gandalf the Grey : Teabag some kids yeah [2026-03-30 10:26:49] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 10:28:28] Djdez : Shiro: but there is also huge density below 67k [2026-03-30 10:36:14] CaptainMooncoin : bears gonna win this fight [2026-03-30 10:37:24] CaptainMooncoin : dogecoin has me trapped in her puss [2026-03-30 10:37:50] CaptainMooncoin : cannot pull my dick out [2026-03-30 10:38:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 50480 DOGE @ 0.09228 ($4,654.51) - Bro fomo’d in at the top like it’s 2021 again [2026-03-30 10:38:55] CaptainMooncoin : my ass is liquidated [2026-03-30 10:44:43] CaptainMooncoin : elon has crushed my dream of becoming a millionaire [2026-03-30 10:45:24] Djdez : CaptainMooncoin: its untradeable, its a rollette [2026-03-30 10:47:49] CaptainMooncoin : its elon stopping everyone from earning some money [2026-03-30 11:02:37] Shiro : CaptainMooncoin: sorry to hear that ser, but what do you expect high lev it's just gambling maybe it's better to bet on red/black roulette and it's more profitable [2026-03-30 11:03:24] Shiro : Rather than making that mill in a month if you divide it to 12month it's much easier and reachable [2026-03-30 11:18:15] Traczii : :catjam: [2026-03-30 11:22:18] bmagic : Doomsday [2026-03-30 11:27:06] ninnk : uhh [2026-03-30 11:27:48] Gandalf the Grey : what in 7 hells is going oooon [2026-03-30 11:28:28] REKTakaMagicTric : 1 min candles making green midlefinger for bulls or bears im not sure [2026-03-30 11:30:26] Gandalf the Grey : some data or what [2026-03-30 11:31:22] Gandalf the Grey : Donald must have said sth [2026-03-30 11:36:43] contract details : donald died [2026-03-30 11:36:55] contract details : Trump: Great progress has been made 13:29 Mar 30 Trump: Deal will 'probably' be reached. 13:28 Mar 30 Trump on Iran: Will completely obliterate all of Iran's electric generating plants, oil wells, and Kharg Island if a deal is not reached 13:26 Mar 30 Trump on Iran: The US is in serious discussions with a new, and more reasonable, regime to end our military operations in Iran [2026-03-30 11:39:30] ninnk : enemyship with china ended. now iran is my worst enemy. :pepe: [2026-03-30 11:40:34] contract details : very reasonable people the chinese [2026-03-30 11:40:43] contract details : i know a lot of chinese people, good people, very hard working people [2026-03-30 11:41:42] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: told you only Moo [2026-03-30 11:43:17] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Moo it!! [2026-03-30 11:46:33] Gandalf the Grey : i wanna see daily bart 90k haha [2026-03-30 11:47:32] REKTakaMagicTric : ye this is pretty much iran and trump https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zIjimwmbBT0 :D [2026-03-30 12:08:46] bluemaster : Bueno Dias Muchachos , did anyone missed me here or you all sick of me :me: [2026-03-30 12:08:52] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-03-30 12:10:28] Gandalf the Grey : pls ser bring 80k bakkt [2026-03-30 12:10:31] bluemaster : imagine using stop losses here 😜 [2026-03-30 12:10:59] bluemaster : https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1601772005526740993 [2026-03-30 12:10:59] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgo btc [2026-03-30 12:11:13] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 287,200 USD @ 70871.7222 ``` [2026-03-30 12:11:19] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 157,100 USD @ 69448.3027 ``` [2026-03-30 12:11:20] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67508 [2026-03-30 12:13:47] bluemaster : where is all bots gone only 412 left ? [2026-03-30 12:23:27] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAAMMMM [2026-03-30 12:34:05] Gandalf the Grey : 68.5k nice target [2026-03-30 12:37:55] Djdez : Shiro: 68k yes you might be right ✅️ [2026-03-30 12:40:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : 78k tonight [2026-03-30 12:40:14] Dr.van_Doom666 : MOOONN!!! [2026-03-30 13:03:48] neki : hm [2026-03-30 13:03:56] neki : so whats the fastest way to 74 now [2026-03-30 13:03:58] neki : ? [2026-03-30 13:04:33] neki : dirty murican shiet of a piece [2026-03-30 13:05:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: we will never see 74k again. screenshot it [2026-03-30 13:06:31] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: buht if i screenshot this, I also get your comment right above mine ? so which one is it? Doom 78k tonight : OR : Doom never 74k [2026-03-30 13:06:47] neki : Ser, the DOOm indicator is confusing [2026-03-30 13:06:50] neki : :D [2026-03-30 13:12:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : 70300 then 25k [2026-03-30 13:14:15] neki : ok, I will will something less confusing [2026-03-30 13:14:24] neki : :D [2026-03-30 13:14:27] bluemaster : neki: what happen to your will power man ? [2026-03-30 13:15:16] neki : bluemaster: gues Trumps was bigger.. shortterm, he and BAron cooked me.. but do dont despair. Its coming baakt with interest [2026-03-30 13:15:57] neki : Also, interim I switched to tree-huging. Did wonders from 64.9k :D [2026-03-30 13:18:27] neki : I wonder if I get another dip to load spot.. fukk futures trading alone [2026-03-30 13:19:35] bluemaster : neki: they just trying monthly window dressing embarrassing to have 6 monthly red candles , anyway soon or later this bullshit will end and we will go to the moon ,try to survive and count Pnl in BTC [2026-03-30 13:19:59] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-03-30 13:22:31] Gandalf the Grey : Mashallah [2026-03-30 13:22:41] contract details : bitcoin akbar [2026-03-30 13:22:49] Gandalf the Grey : yaaaa [2026-03-30 13:23:25] contract details : our hero powell talking [2026-03-30 13:23:27] contract details : amin [2026-03-30 13:23:51] neki : bluemaster: ya, I had it rough since 25th MArch dip.. closed the 73k short hedge on failed 71800 breakout.. couldnt rterenter nicely since, so I took some naked loss here.. is oke 10k dip portfolio still healthy but bruised [2026-03-30 13:23:52] neki : :D [2026-03-30 13:24:10] Gandalf the Grey : he can send us above 70k hopefully [2026-03-30 13:24:30] neki : this will be a revenge candle.. 7k body 10k wick [2026-03-30 13:24:32] contract details : someone buy him a new printer :pepe: [2026-03-30 13:24:51] Gandalf the Grey : this pre powell [2026-03-30 13:26:05] neki : powell might just realise that theres some shiet going on.. that yeees, shouldve marked up the rates in january, the shouldve dropped them in March. I dunno - he might wanna "lookat the data" [2026-03-30 13:27:48] neki : fkkin retard theoretical saving the economy with obsolete Philips curve mentallity. Dude, the theorem was good for 60's post-war boom economy and its not even politicaly clean solution [2026-03-30 13:28:15] Gandalf the Grey : Come Jerome give us wicku [2026-03-30 13:29:24] neki : cmonwe cant have the fkkin markets reaxting to Twitts and Harvard ceremonial speeches.. This is just to rekt to save [2026-03-30 13:29:50] bmagic : Powell talking [2026-03-30 13:29:54] Gandalf the Grey : Good evening [2026-03-30 13:30:01] neki : Pre-powell wet towell toture [2026-03-30 13:30:23] REKTakaMagicTric : rekting is just magic trick its illusion [2026-03-30 13:30:52] Gandalf the Grey : oh it is in 1h lol [2026-03-30 13:31:00] Gandalf the Grey : my bad [2026-03-30 13:31:48] neki : we get the Powell candle for the first time then ? :D [2026-03-30 13:38:52] bmagic : Dumpmerica [2026-03-30 13:39:18] Gandalf the Grey : why we edging 67.8k lol [2026-03-30 13:39:25] Gandalf the Grey : what did it do to deserve that [2026-03-30 13:39:43] bmagic : 678 [2026-03-30 13:39:51] bmagic : Cause 789 [2026-03-30 13:42:09] neki : ehh fekk Jerome [2026-03-30 13:42:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 3 SOL @ 84.21 ($252.45) [2026-03-30 13:45:09] Shawn-Williams : We will go down guys [2026-03-30 13:45:19] Shawn-Williams : 60k-56k [2026-03-30 13:49:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 67582.3 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-30 13:50:41] thankyousomuch : 😳 [2026-03-30 13:50:49] thankyousomuch : 🐮 [2026-03-30 13:54:34] Shiro : Always bet against shawn 🤣 [2026-03-30 13:54:38] Shiro : Easy game [2026-03-30 13:57:20] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!! [2026-03-30 13:58:46] thankyousomuch : Dr. pullrun [2026-03-30 13:59:10] bmagic : Long [2026-03-30 13:59:21] bmagic : Long hard as fuck [2026-03-30 13:59:32] bmagic : Long like your dick depends on it [2026-03-30 13:59:38] bmagic : Long [2026-03-30 14:00:26] BMEXcheers : hey [2026-03-30 14:00:39] BMEXcheers : i need to go swap the car wing mirrors over [2026-03-30 14:00:40] BMEXcheers : lol [2026-03-30 14:00:42] thankyousomuch : run backwards lke never before [2026-03-30 14:01:26] PeacenLuv : longstops up 6725i [2026-03-30 14:01:34] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: rekt [2026-03-30 14:02:43] PeacenLuv : 😄*67258 [2026-03-30 14:03:11] PeacenLuv : long entry 67500 [2026-03-30 14:03:22] thankyousomuch : new series of Game of pull [2026-03-30 14:03:33] PeacenLuv : stops 67333 [2026-03-30 14:03:35] bmagic : Shiro: 100 percent loss rate [2026-03-30 14:03:42] bmagic : Let's gooooo [2026-03-30 14:03:55] thankyousomuch : !00 % bull run [2026-03-30 14:04:20] Shiro : bmagic: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 14:05:00] Shiro : High 68 and maybe 69100 for now before any major drop [2026-03-30 14:06:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: rekt [2026-03-30 14:07:00] Dr.van_Doom666 : we will never see again 69k. Screenshot it+ [2026-03-30 14:07:02] Gandalf the Grey : Jerome gonna violate those 100xers [2026-03-30 14:07:52] thankyousomuch : nullrun to 30k [2026-03-30 14:08:20] thankyousomuch : bluemaster 🍟 :pepe: [2026-03-30 14:08:47] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.1022 XBT @ 67513.66 ``` [2026-03-30 14:09:26] neki : yes bitch, pull up [2026-03-30 14:09:42] neki : else ima slapu like a ho [2026-03-30 14:09:58] neki : fkkin cheap street grade meat u are, bitcoin [2026-03-30 14:10:02] neki : a cheap pussy [2026-03-30 14:10:25] neki : go go - finacial freedom for common folks come only at elite prices [2026-03-30 14:10:41] neki : you know. cuz "trickle down" [2026-03-30 14:13:33] contract details : piss on us down [2026-03-30 14:13:54] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: Guiding blind people since 122k [2026-03-30 14:14:00] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: your noob you never ever had any good calls 🤣😂 [2026-03-30 14:14:03] thankyousomuch : ita like a run [2026-03-30 14:14:31] neki : i'll just leave it to murica to rekt all bears to 80k today. because it would be FUN [2026-03-30 14:14:45] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: I'm always sharing my position on here and I think those know me they know anyway [2026-03-30 14:15:02] thankyousomuch : 100x short [2026-03-30 14:15:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: -666 [2026-03-30 14:15:56] Gandalf the Grey : 15 min to Jerome [2026-03-30 14:16:06] Gandalf the Grey : do we have balls to longo hard? [2026-03-30 14:16:10] Gandalf the Grey : or we short [2026-03-30 14:16:14] Gandalf the Grey : Hmmmmmm [2026-03-30 14:16:51] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: if 68500-69 reject hard I might flip mine into short 😁 [2026-03-30 14:17:03] bmagic : Shiro: murdering blind people [2026-03-30 14:17:13] Shiro : bmagic: 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 14:17:31] neki : Gandalf the Grey: "moderated discussion with Harvard University’s introductory Principles of Economics Class," What the hell do you expect to hear there lol. [2026-03-30 14:17:33] neki : ? [2026-03-30 14:17:53] Gandalf the Grey : Good morning [2026-03-30 14:17:56] Shiro : Who's love shiro and giving a thumbs up for shiro on here?! 😂😁 [2026-03-30 14:17:59] thankyousomuch : Saylor liquidated again :pepe: [2026-03-30 14:18:07] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/mDj2riHKOa4?si=gn_u2PzzsoAjFj3H :doge: [2026-03-30 14:18:11] Shiro : Who's shiro fan let him know 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 14:18:26] neki : SHIRO SHIRO !! :D [2026-03-30 14:18:44] Shiro : neki: neki will it bro 😄 [2026-03-30 14:19:21] thankyousomuch : join rekt club long [2026-03-30 14:20:25] PeacenLuv : poooompahhh btc lezgohh [2026-03-30 14:21:54] neki : Shiro: the power of jerome is countering the will [2026-03-30 14:21:56] neki : :D [2026-03-30 14:22:16] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-30 14:22:35] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 [2026-03-30 14:22:35] neki : square root of surface of jerome's square head equals th distance of the dump [2026-03-30 14:23:12] neki : factor in the inverse myopia effect from seeing into his glasses, tho [2026-03-30 14:24:31] Gandalf the Grey : We need Donald to say sth nice again [2026-03-30 14:25:01] thankyousomuch : 🍟🍟🐮🍔🍼🍺 [2026-03-30 14:25:56] Gandalf the Grey : chicken wings chicken wiiiings [2026-03-30 14:27:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 67289.9 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-30 14:29:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 67213 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-30 14:29:58] Gandalf the Grey : lets see [2026-03-30 14:30:53] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 67225 [2026-03-30 14:31:11] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohhh [2026-03-30 14:31:17] neki : bye bera [2026-03-30 14:31:34] neki : i will give u a minutw [2026-03-30 14:31:45] PeacenLuv : bounce bounce bounce bwaaahaaahaaaahaaahhh [2026-03-30 14:32:06] PeacenLuv : get som going up [2026-03-30 14:33:24] PeacenLuv : u know wen yur playin pokr n u get a big run of luk just feel it and presscyur bet it can b yur time [2026-03-30 14:33:41] PeacenLuv : btc bullahh happens with arrythingg [2026-03-30 14:33:50] PeacenLuv : scoring goalsvn schitt [2026-03-30 14:34:14] neki : rush the flush [2026-03-30 14:34:23] PeacenLuv : keep shooting its only money no hedging [2026-03-30 14:34:46] PeacenLuv : shorts yur givin them awayyyyyyy [2026-03-30 14:35:08] PeacenLuv : i n3ver ever ever liked shorts so there [2026-03-30 14:35:26] PeacenLuv : take that touche' [2026-03-30 14:35:36] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁 [2026-03-30 14:35:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 7000 USD @ 67190.7 [2026-03-30 14:36:11] Djdez : Ouchhhh [2026-03-30 14:36:41] PeacenLuv : addin longs here . many things achieved . i prollybgitvmost keystrokes on bmex platform [2026-03-30 14:36:48] kroleg666 : EURUSD dip, long all in [2026-03-30 14:36:58] kroleg666 : 1.13 lowest possible [2026-03-30 14:37:06] kroleg666 : unlikely below 1.14 [2026-03-30 14:37:37] PeacenLuv : jus longs btc wutevr [2026-03-30 14:38:04] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67111 [2026-03-30 14:38:26] PeacenLuv : im soh vukin imaptient since i was yung [2026-03-30 14:38:36] neki : yea bea unkklefkker [2026-03-30 14:38:37] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁 [2026-03-30 14:38:41] neki : bera* [2026-03-30 14:38:47] neki : gett rekt [2026-03-30 14:39:05] PeacenLuv : scale applied . relatively yeah [2026-03-30 14:39:22] PeacenLuv : wjo is yung [2026-03-30 14:39:54] PeacenLuv : im sad they were killin kids [2026-03-30 14:40:04] PeacenLuv : if tru [2026-03-30 14:40:31] PeacenLuv : schitty places still exist prolly [2026-03-30 14:40:56] PeacenLuv : why im in the box no handshajjkez [2026-03-30 14:41:31] PeacenLuv : lifez a bhitch have at her n joy [2026-03-30 14:41:39] PeacenLuv : 😁😁 [2026-03-30 14:41:54] PeacenLuv : try to keep all yur limbz [2026-03-30 14:42:50] PeacenLuv : 😄b the seller wen theyr buyin [2026-03-30 14:45:26] PeacenLuv : 1 reason to take more than u need . to guv . btc rox [2026-03-30 14:45:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : hello 44k [2026-03-30 14:46:13] PeacenLuv : be the meat grinder take in n pushout wash rinse repeat [2026-03-30 14:46:29] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁b water [2026-03-30 14:47:05] PeacenLuv : kinda roll with thecpunchez btc . rope a dope [2026-03-30 14:47:41] PeacenLuv : wen theyr nahh lewjkin dmokem [2026-03-30 14:49:37] kroleg666 : PeacenLuv: long EURUSD [2026-03-30 14:49:57] kroleg666 : trump in terminal stages of dementia, dollar to 0 soon [2026-03-30 14:50:09] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6nsB4ZQbhU Struttergear-Handsome Coke Sniper [2026-03-30 14:54:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 10 Cont @ 2063.74 ($1,392.69) [2026-03-30 14:54:31] bmagic : Send it @Shiro [2026-03-30 14:58:34] Djdez : Wtf who is doing this [2026-03-30 14:58:53] bmagic : Me [2026-03-30 14:59:04] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.0744 XBT @ 67493.96 ``` [2026-03-30 15:00:21] Djdez : bmagic: 🤣 Iceberg orders??? [2026-03-30 15:01:24] bmagic : Djdez: peasants will never know [2026-03-30 15:01:28] Shiro : bmagic: hahaha send it magic,let magic begin 🤣 [2026-03-30 15:02:04] Shiro : Let's see if 68 reject again we might having a trouble otherwise higher 💪🏻 [2026-03-30 15:05:10] neki : nlo fkkin reject until 78 [2026-03-30 15:06:48] PeacenLuv : wtf is a chaser hf u guyz [2026-03-30 15:07:13] PeacenLuv : anybmore choices [2026-03-30 15:07:28] PeacenLuv : too funny [2026-03-30 15:07:37] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 [2026-03-30 15:08:01] PeacenLuv : u vukin dudez r killun mee [2026-03-30 15:08:18] PeacenLuv : btc addclongschere [2026-03-30 15:09:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4200 USD @ 67538.5 [2026-03-30 15:14:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 8 Cont @ 0.83 ($44.84) [2026-03-30 15:14:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 400 USD @ 69522 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-30 15:16:00] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 67492 poompahh lezgohh fullybbully [2026-03-30 15:20:08] REKTakaMagicTric : damm my hobby is sit here trade with pennies and get reason to live from rekts in chat [2026-03-30 15:21:58] GodBleesYou : lol [2026-03-30 15:22:23] PeacenLuv : long entryb67374 [2026-03-30 15:22:44] PeacenLuv : and 67133 [2026-03-30 15:25:25] PeacenLuv : 😛i toldcthecwif the roadcto purfektion iz diffikult btc [2026-03-30 15:25:54] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: trading with your penis is the best strategy, usually pros trading with their penis too 🤣 [2026-03-30 15:30:11] REKTakaMagicTric : Shiro: you know book "Malleus maleficarum" there in on case they told witch stores human penises in a crow's nest and traded them expect biggest one wich belonged to some monk.. not sure did they burn her alive cant remember [2026-03-30 15:32:02] REKTakaMagicTric : so penis tradin was in vogue allready in 1400 [2026-03-30 15:32:40] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67508 [2026-03-30 15:33:02] PeacenLuv : wow [2026-03-30 15:36:13] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: hahaha nah but sounds like a fun story and book definitely I need to check it out [2026-03-30 15:36:45] Shiro : You know I'm a monk too so now I understand why my penis feels heavy 🤣😂 [2026-03-30 15:37:22] REKTakaMagicTric : its boring and crazy its about how tortue witches and wizards in the Middle Ages.. wrote in 1486 [2026-03-30 15:38:05] Shiro : How they're torture them?! By burning? [2026-03-30 15:40:20] Gandalf the Grey : The market should wait till I 250x long the whole account and then pump 40 percent. [2026-03-30 15:41:41] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: usually market doing reversal 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 15:41:49] Shiro : Market is a biatcho [2026-03-30 15:42:09] Shiro : Ugly biatcho who's jealous of her sexy sister [2026-03-30 15:44:28] PeacenLuv : btc goin up [2026-03-30 15:45:30] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: are you still holding or you closed it? [2026-03-30 15:46:09] REKTakaMagicTric : Shiro: It primarily dealt with the identification of sorcerers or witches. For instance, if a man was unable to achieve an erection with his wife but could do so with other women, it was considered probable that the wife had practiced witchcraft. [2026-03-30 15:47:53] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: that poor woman need to stop practicing witchcraft and getting her man viagra 🤣😂 [2026-03-30 15:48:20] REKTakaMagicTric : xD no wonder that nowdays they say writer was sexist [2026-03-30 15:49:52] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: why you read that book? Are you a priest or you're studying history? [2026-03-30 15:50:21] Shiro : Or you have the same issue with your erection? [2026-03-30 15:50:23] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 15:50:59] REKTakaMagicTric : no i cant fall a sleep if i dont listen something so i listen tons and tons random books [2026-03-30 15:51:59] Shiro : Nice like that [2026-03-30 15:52:29] Shiro : I think I'm a little monster I like to listen to crime stories before bed 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 15:53:06] REKTakaMagicTric : nah not nice without drugs i can easily not sleep 72h and not eat [2026-03-30 15:54:10] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: you should change your drugs and stop snorting coc and smoke some plants [2026-03-30 15:55:37] REKTakaMagicTric : Shiro: i actualy quited weed 15 years ago [2026-03-30 15:56:31] Shiro : Oh wow [2026-03-30 16:07:00] Luke Short : oh we are bombing the watersources now [2026-03-30 16:07:04] Luke Short : not good [2026-03-30 16:07:19] bmagic : Moon landing in 3 [2026-03-30 16:07:21] bmagic : 2 [2026-03-30 16:07:28] bmagic : Going to bed [2026-03-30 16:07:56] Shiro : bmagic: sweetdream magic and send it [2026-03-30 16:10:46] Shiro : Luke Short: expensive oil and expensive water now [2026-03-30 16:11:08] Shiro : Life ain't easy anymore [2026-03-30 16:15:58] Luke Short : WTI Oil below 100$ never again [2026-03-30 16:16:16] thankyousomuch : Shiro: too big world population = hard life [2026-03-30 16:21:28] Shiro : thankyousomuch: we need more canabalism like Epstein [2026-03-30 16:22:12] thankyousomuch : Shiro: more bulls and less runs, more fcking poor women [2026-03-30 16:22:34] thankyousomuch : with 1 $ income per month :pepe: [2026-03-30 16:23:20] thankyousomuch : Centmaster was right [2026-03-30 16:23:56] thankyousomuch : bmagic: and the other clowns longed the toü [2026-03-30 16:24:01] thankyousomuch : top [2026-03-30 16:24:20] thankyousomuch : for Srthur :arthur: [2026-03-30 16:27:50] thankyousomuch : Shiro: if you see a bull then you should run [2026-03-30 16:28:15] Shiro : /position xbtusd @thankyousomuch ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 9,000 USD @ 66416.4979 ``` [2026-03-30 16:28:47] Shiro : thankyousomuch: I don't care about bulls or bears I loke smart guy who's swimming with waves [2026-03-30 16:29:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: rekt [2026-03-30 16:29:50] thankyousomuch : Yarrrrr :Arthur:🌊📉 [2026-03-30 16:30:04] thankyousomuch : Shiro: Ai captain against waves [2026-03-30 16:30:10] Shiro : I longed 66 to 72 last time shorted 72900 to 66400 [2026-03-30 16:30:33] Shiro : And probably I'll close this again when we're seeing sell pressure 😂 [2026-03-30 16:31:01] Shiro : But @Dr.van_Doom666 you're stuck with your position since 25k 😂 [2026-03-30 16:32:16] Vaaachaaa : :SELL(Δ-70.1%🔴ABS) [2026-03-30 16:32:35] Shiro : Already had my first TP, SL above the entry enjoying my time @Dr.van_Doom666 you need to learn how to make something not only donating to market ser [2026-03-30 16:32:41] Vaaachaaa : outchh, my bot is bad [2026-03-30 16:33:10] Shiro : Next TP 68500 [2026-03-30 16:33:20] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: hello, are you gay today ? :p [2026-03-30 16:33:50] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: I'm half gay all day long 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 16:34:19] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: ahaha [2026-03-30 16:34:40] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: I want too but I want more BTC [2026-03-30 16:34:57] thankyousomuch : Shiro: my bullrun shorts more than all bear markets together [2026-03-30 16:35:16] Vaaachaaa : new trade for me [2026-03-30 16:35:25] Vaaachaaa : soon [2026-03-30 16:36:44] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: take it one step ahead and just one day by day, maybe it's good to focus on satoshis so you really can see the process [2026-03-30 16:37:06] PeacenLuv : Vaaachaaa: pumpittup here lezgohh safe az vuk longs xbtusd [2026-03-30 16:37:26] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: yeah ... I see ty [2026-03-30 16:37:48] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: but I want my bot ... Just for me^^ [2026-03-30 16:38:00] PeacenLuv : is like twilifht zone round here dead az a doornail [2026-03-30 16:38:33] PeacenLuv : u can hear a pin drop [2026-03-30 16:39:30] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: yeah that's good Idea bots can printing you while you're sleeping and enjoying your time, unfortunately I don't have a solid knowledge on bots or algos but @godblessyou he's a right person if you need any questions [2026-03-30 16:40:08] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: ok thx sir :) [2026-03-30 16:44:19] PeacenLuv : need sleep [2026-03-30 16:44:47] Shiro : PeacenLuv: one more leg up and we're going to bed 😄 [2026-03-30 16:48:34] PeacenLuv : i gezz im starting a basket . i longed btc26 long and i dont know if they r to n traded or what [2026-03-30 16:48:56] PeacenLuv : btcz36 [2026-03-30 16:49:05] PeacenLuv : 26 [2026-03-30 16:51:13] PeacenLuv : long 4 tjings . btcz 26 x . xbtusd 250x isolated . sui 100x cross . and fil cross 10x . kinda like jungl😄juicw a bunch of schitt cocktail [2026-03-30 16:51:49] PeacenLuv : im looking for lev on those btcz26 things [2026-03-30 16:52:59] PeacenLuv : yeah kewl 100x cross . i liquidated a bunch 1zt so yeah keep trting [2026-03-30 16:53:36] PeacenLuv : lol somehow iv got 7bling positiond [2026-03-30 16:53:55] PeacenLuv : long bling after [2026-03-30 16:54:12] PeacenLuv : kinda funny [2026-03-30 16:56:53] PeacenLuv : newclong entry 67174 [2026-03-30 16:57:10] PeacenLuv : cmon btc berazzez lezgohhh [2026-03-30 16:58:12] PeacenLuv : btc bullaz safe underc67k [2026-03-30 16:58:56] PeacenLuv : ibgotta chill [2026-03-30 17:05:32] BlissRP : noleg [2026-03-30 17:15:29] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.826 ($11.09) [2026-03-30 17:15:29] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 100 USD @ 69109 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-30 17:17:23] PeacenLuv : long entry 67108 [2026-03-30 17:21:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 67040.6 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-30 17:21:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66935.5 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-30 17:23:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 20 Cont @ 2046.67 ($2,735.73) - Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc [2026-03-30 17:23:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 66830.1 [2026-03-30 17:23:35] 45th_blown_account : its over, sell sell sell :arthur: [2026-03-30 17:24:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 66792.2 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-30 17:25:33] Shiro : Adding up 😈 [2026-03-30 17:25:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!! [2026-03-30 17:26:00] Shiro : 15mins 200ma 1hr 21ma [2026-03-30 17:26:08] voixjomz : dont long here [2026-03-30 17:26:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 15000 USD @ 66742.5 [2026-03-30 17:26:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 11000 USD @ 66681.9 [2026-03-30 17:27:02] voixjomz : long at 66400 if it holds [2026-03-30 17:27:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : i long fom 16800 to 17500 [2026-03-30 17:27:39] BlissRP : long at 0 [2026-03-30 17:27:40] BlissRP : if it holds [2026-03-30 17:27:42] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 12,000 USD @ 66492.0143 ``` [2026-03-30 17:27:45] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-30 17:31:27] Shiro : Easy game 🤣 [2026-03-30 17:36:23] Shiro : Another 68 retest [2026-03-30 17:47:19] Traczii : https://etherscan.io/token/0xB113c6CF239F60D380359b762E95C13817275277?a=0xeea98ee809186a38c59df7d90b2f279285cd5966 When he's done selling uponly :bmex: :catjam: [2026-03-30 17:49:19] Shiro : Bmex store of value token 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 17:49:47] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: oh ! right !!! I need it [2026-03-30 17:49:55] Vaaachaaa : bmex token [2026-03-30 17:50:11] REKTakaMagicTric : why i dont see anymore funding rates with timer [2026-03-30 17:50:52] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: that's only thing you need to stay away from it, at least till lord Arthur come back and send it otherwise there's not much value in it 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 17:51:39] Traczii : Shiro: Arthur trying to sell the exchange, so doubt he's coming back :arthur: [2026-03-30 17:52:13] Shiro : Traczii: so we're all gonna move to dexmex 🤣😂 [2026-03-30 17:52:23] Traczii : :pepe: [2026-03-30 17:52:40] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: you are so funny my friend.. ;) [2026-03-30 17:52:57] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: thanks 🙏🏻 [2026-03-30 17:53:00] BlissRP : a funny married man [2026-03-30 17:53:10] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-30 17:53:28] REKTakaMagicTric : DXM ? Dextromethorphan im in! [2026-03-30 17:53:33] Vaaachaaa : BlissRP: I have a daughter but ... [2026-03-30 17:53:38] Vaaachaaa : Im solo now [2026-03-30 17:53:44] Shiro : But literally we need a dexmex @cryptohayes [2026-03-30 17:54:36] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: lucky you now you can enjoy your life and do more coc and hoes [2026-03-30 17:55:19] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: ahahaha im going to paris soon [2026-03-30 17:55:38] BlissRP : Vaaachaaa: i thought we were talking about shiro ser? now i get 2 life stories for the price of one [2026-03-30 17:55:40] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-30 17:55:45] Shiro : Paris city of bougie hoes [2026-03-30 17:55:48] BlissRP : i do love a deal [2026-03-30 17:56:34] Shiro : BlissRP: hahaha bro I'm I have gf and literally that's too much for me [2026-03-30 17:56:42] Shiro : Imagine if i get married 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 17:56:42] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-30 17:56:56] BlissRP : you are married ser [2026-03-30 17:57:30] BlissRP : to beta positions [2026-03-30 17:57:32] Shiro : I'm not stupid to make that mistake why should I marry when I can invest all my money in drugs and high lev trades [2026-03-30 17:57:32] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-30 17:57:35] Shiro : 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 17:57:37] BlissRP : you are married af [2026-03-30 17:57:41] BlissRP : dont lie [2026-03-30 17:57:44] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-30 17:57:46] Shiro : Yeah only I'm married to my position 😂 [2026-03-30 17:58:02] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-30 17:58:05] Shiro : I'll get rid of it at 69 holly number [2026-03-30 17:58:10] Shiro : :doge: [2026-03-30 17:58:19] BlissRP : GIGA numbers only [2026-03-30 17:58:25] MANsa_MOONsa : down [2026-03-30 17:58:38] BlissRP : downwards dog! [2026-03-30 17:58:40] Shiro : 3k in 2mins [2026-03-30 18:00:39] Shiro : Ready? [2026-03-30 18:00:57] Shiro : Load that holly cow candle now 🐄😈🤣 [2026-03-30 18:00:59] GodBleesYou : boom bim boom [2026-03-30 18:01:06] GodBleesYou : we in the same place [2026-03-30 18:01:16] GodBleesYou : both both sides got rekt [2026-03-30 18:01:25] GodBleesYou : dam market maker having fun 😍 [2026-03-30 18:02:42] Shiro : GodBleesYou: you already missed part of the action love 😄 [2026-03-30 18:03:13] Shiro : We had our jew pumps now persians gonna send it 🤣 [2026-03-30 18:04:11] BlissRP : boots [2026-03-30 18:04:13] BlissRP : on ze ground [2026-03-30 18:04:53] Shiro : Yeaj and no electricity and water for middle east after 🤣 [2026-03-30 18:05:08] GodBleesYou : Shiro: i was to busy making love to 22 years old latina [2026-03-30 18:05:20] GodBleesYou : on my way back to the farm [2026-03-30 18:05:26] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: hello, will we be able to talk algo one day? My bot is having trouble at the moment despite a good strat teacher [2026-03-30 18:05:32] Shiro : GodBleesYou: dammm latinos are the best 😍 [2026-03-30 18:05:34] GodBleesYou : will be on laptoo in few hourd 😂😜 [2026-03-30 18:06:04] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: yea sure budd i am always here for t [2026-03-30 18:06:39] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: Moo only [2026-03-30 18:06:41] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: ok thx... je te donne la base de ma strat ici ? [2026-03-30 18:06:58] GodBleesYou : it is Passover tomorrow @BlissRP [2026-03-30 18:07:01] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: oups, english sorry I give you my strat here ? [2026-03-30 18:07:15] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: yes shere [2026-03-30 18:08:09] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: | 5m+1h+1d | UT BOT + PSAR + OB + OPR + SR + FIBO + BB + Hunt + Whale + CVD + SmartTrail + HTF + Parabolic [2026-03-30 18:08:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 5 XRP @ 1.332 ($6.65) [2026-03-30 18:09:23] GodBleesYou : Vaaachaaa: to smart budd... good algo need to be stupid if you give it to much data it become noise [2026-03-30 18:09:56] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: mmm I see [2026-03-30 18:10:28] GodBleesYou : think about wave forms days with swells so bigger limits but wave is always a wave @Vaaachaaa [2026-03-30 18:10:41] neki : cmon beast, work with me not against me [2026-03-30 18:11:25] Shiro : neki: 69 neki 😈🐄 [2026-03-30 18:11:24] GodBleesYou : there is no bear with out bull .. even during 100% pump we still get some bear waves [2026-03-30 18:11:33] GodBleesYou : so follow the winner [2026-03-30 18:11:42] GodBleesYou : if it brakes down you sh [2026-03-30 18:11:49] neki : Shiro: u nasty boiy, this is what u did with that latina ? :D [2026-03-30 18:11:55] GodBleesYou : if it breaks up you long [2026-03-30 18:12:19] GodBleesYou : buying toos and shorting bottoms is part of the drill :) [2026-03-30 18:12:32] Shiro : neki: curvy latina 🤣 [2026-03-30 18:12:50] neki : ay ya yay :D [2026-03-30 18:13:30] neki : but yes.. we gun for above 69 close murica.. Hiope that Powell said what he wanted so we can wait for some Trumpets now :D [2026-03-30 18:15:08] neki : we should get a decent bounce right nhere, right now [2026-03-30 18:20:26] Vaaachaaa : GodBleesYou: what is your strat ? with your bot ? [2026-03-30 18:21:51] BlissRP : Vaaachaaa: be wrong often and right in long term [2026-03-30 18:21:53] BlissRP : :kek: