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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-30 00:21:53] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I just woke up, hahaha all this time I was sleeping like a baby 😁 [2026-03-30 00:22:08] Shiro : Best timing 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 00:23:24] Gandalf the Grey : i made good profit but could have made much more lol [2026-03-30 00:23:27] Gandalf the Grey : it is ok [2026-03-30 00:23:31] Gandalf the Grey : tomorrow is also a day lmao [2026-03-30 00:23:34] Gandalf the Grey : more shawarmaaaa [2026-03-30 00:25:25] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: profits always good 😻 [2026-03-30 00:25:42] Shiro : We need shawarma week now [2026-03-30 00:25:50] Gandalf the Grey : I had 60k from 66.6k [2026-03-30 00:25:54] Gandalf the Grey : wanted to tp 65k [2026-03-30 00:26:05] Gandalf the Grey : I closed just before as I thought it is over lol [2026-03-30 00:26:11] Gandalf the Grey : WAlllllaaaaaaah [2026-03-30 00:26:30] Gandalf the Grey : at least now got a scalpy lol [2026-03-30 00:26:53] Shiro : Hahahaha [2026-03-30 00:27:41] Shiro : I just woke up with this green candle still no idea what's happened 🤣 [2026-03-30 00:27:57] Gandalf the Grey : just new week open scam [2026-03-30 00:30:15] PeacenLuv : vuk last closed 5min how fastvwasa that . thats great [2026-03-30 00:30:26] PeacenLuv : btc [2026-03-30 00:30:58] PeacenLuv : abu dabee sold their gold for btc [2026-03-30 00:31:15] Shiro : But still s&p not looking good if it's drop can effect crypto too [2026-03-30 00:31:17] PeacenLuv : smart [2026-03-30 00:31:54] Shiro : I hope trump tweet something just to save stocks and making US great again [2026-03-30 00:32:05] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66433 [2026-03-30 00:33:32] PeacenLuv : 😄great 3 closes ago 100 buck vertical 5min strait vukin up [2026-03-30 00:34:02] Shiro : PeacenLuv: when 100k ser?😁 [2026-03-30 00:34:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1076 XBT @ 66476.5 ($7,147.75) [2026-03-30 00:34:12] PeacenLuv : 13k plus per hr x 12 that [2026-03-30 00:34:33] PeacenLuv : good pay on 100btc per hr [2026-03-30 00:35:11] PeacenLuv : 130k per hr [2026-03-30 00:35:27] PeacenLuv : at a pc [2026-03-30 00:36:08] PeacenLuv : 10 hrs like that 196k btc [2026-03-30 00:36:50] PeacenLuv : 2 days over 400k [2026-03-30 00:37:05] PeacenLuv : 250x that [2026-03-30 00:37:21] bmagic : It's over [2026-03-30 00:37:47] PeacenLuv : and run it through a molly [2026-03-30 00:37:50] bmagic : Shiro is going to Thailand [2026-03-30 00:38:10] PeacenLuv : ull b rocking then free houses [2026-03-30 00:38:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5000 USD @ 66297.9 [2026-03-30 00:38:35] Gandalf the Grey : everyone got fucked congrats [2026-03-30 00:38:54] PeacenLuv : 660 is only 10x this here [2026-03-30 00:39:49] Shiro : bmagic: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 00:40:05] Gandalf the Grey : safest way is to continue sleep now i think lmao [2026-03-30 00:40:11] Gandalf the Grey : so yall when I wake up [2026-03-30 00:40:13] Gandalf the Grey : hehe [2026-03-30 00:40:13] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 00:40:21] Shiro : Safest market ever [2026-03-30 00:42:35] Finnic99 : Buyers there just got used to sell in to [2026-03-30 00:42:50] Finnic99 : Look at that [2026-03-30 00:43:13] Finnic99 : This should go low 60s in the next week or 2 [2026-03-30 00:43:32] PeacenLuv : added longs btc [2026-03-30 00:43:48] Finnic99 : Start setting orders 60-65 [2026-03-30 00:44:09] Finnic99 : Already bought at 64.9k wick today [2026-03-30 00:44:33] Finnic99 : More at .. [2026-03-30 00:44:35] Finnic99 : Coming [2026-03-30 00:44:58] bmagic : But Shawn called long [2026-03-30 00:45:05] bmagic : I'm holding onto hope [2026-03-30 00:45:22] Shiro : 😂 [2026-03-30 00:45:34] Shiro : Shawn need to refund us [2026-03-30 00:50:29] bmagic : Shawn can do the surgery in Thailand and work for you [2026-03-30 00:53:38] Shiro : Nahh I'm not trusting shawn even for pet sitting or dog walking not gonna invest 1 penny on him 🤣 [2026-03-30 01:11:10] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `MSFTUSDT`: Buy 0.8000 MSFT @ 369.34 ($NaN) - all the 🩳 will be REKT! [2026-03-30 01:23:03] PeacenLuv : long entry 66096 . poompahh [2026-03-30 01:29:28] Shiro : It's time to flip shorts into bikinis [2026-03-30 01:34:24] MANsa_MOONsa : wow [2026-03-30 01:34:44] MANsa_MOONsa : i come back.... [2026-03-30 01:34:50] MANsa_MOONsa : and such a idscounr [2026-03-30 01:48:33] BlissRP : up only [2026-03-30 02:06:34] Shawn-Williams : going below 60k without going to 75k [2026-03-30 02:06:56] Shawn-Williams : 60k and then 56k [2026-03-30 02:07:23] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: that's means pump back to 72 🤣 [2026-03-30 02:07:39] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: whatever that means [2026-03-30 02:07:51] Shawn-Williams : we are going below 60k and then further down [2026-03-30 02:07:53] Shiro : Shawn you're my fav reversal indicator thanks for being here with us 😘 [2026-03-30 02:08:14] Shawn-Williams : my target is 38k but in phases [2026-03-30 02:14:16] Shawn-Williams : Guys should keep money ready to buy btc at extremely cheap rates as we will get another chance after 4 years but may be this time in 2029 btc encryption will be broken by quantum computers in 2029 and we have to play in another thing like btc. [2026-03-30 02:19:05] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: quantum computing can be beneficial for btc, and just with a soft fork we can integrate quantum resistance [2026-03-30 02:20:02] Shiro : This quantum fraud must be separating by some big operations like blackrock I guess to makes you fool [2026-03-30 02:23:33] Shiro : 2018 china fraud [2026-03-30 02:23:40] Shiro : 2026 quantum fraud [2026-03-30 02:23:46] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 02:33:47] bmagic : Shiro: bottom signals in, send it [2026-03-30 02:34:58] Shiro : bmagic: let's send shawn to the moon, we can make a decent shawn still 🤣 [2026-03-30 02:35:29] Shiro : Always use he's words as inverse indicator [2026-03-30 02:44:39] BlissRP : infinite uppo [2026-03-30 02:48:31] PeacenLuv : big pump btc [2026-03-30 02:48:33] PeacenLuv : lezgohh [2026-03-30 02:53:30] PeacenLuv : btc for realll [2026-03-30 02:54:03] PeacenLuv : 66908 longstops [2026-03-30 02:54:59] bmagic : Shiro: see I put a mini short on when it was called and it's stopped out already [2026-03-30 02:55:18] bmagic : Should have known better [2026-03-30 02:57:08] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-30 02:57:47] Shiro : Ok 67500 what do you think reject or 68500-900? @bmagic [2026-03-30 02:57:57] BlissRP : infinite up [2026-03-30 02:58:06] BlissRP : no use talking about price until we run out of room for digits [2026-03-30 02:58:07] Shiro : BlissRP: upo? [2026-03-30 02:58:15] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-30 02:58:23] Shiro : :doge: [2026-03-30 02:58:44] Shiro : I can enjoy my breakfast now 😇 [2026-03-30 03:04:56] bmagic : Shiro: I think sub 65 then decision [2026-03-30 03:05:29] bmagic : The bottom from yesterday was a shakeout not a reversal [2026-03-30 03:05:35] BlissRP : down is impossible [2026-03-30 03:05:43] BlissRP : boots would never hit the ground and lead us to 30keks [2026-03-30 03:05:45] BlissRP : thats illegal [2026-03-30 03:05:54] BlissRP : strait opens today [2026-03-30 03:12:00] Shiro : Kash Patel email get hacked by Iranian!!! [2026-03-30 03:12:08] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-03-30 03:12:21] Shiro : Wtf he's such a nasty guy spider kash you're nasty 🤢🤣 [2026-03-30 03:12:25] BlissRP : bro that was like 3 days ago [2026-03-30 03:12:31] BlissRP : im already logged into his pron account [2026-03-30 03:12:57] Shiro : Why he's using xvideos as there are many better options?🤣🤣🤣 @BlissRP [2026-03-30 03:13:10] BlissRP : goated site [2026-03-30 03:13:17] Shiro : 😂😂😂😂 [2026-03-30 03:13:23] Shiro : Nasty spider kash [2026-03-30 03:26:32] Shiro : Let's fomo begin:doge: [2026-03-30 03:29:43] BlissRP : i need [2026-03-30 03:29:44] BlissRP : foe moe [2026-03-30 03:30:00] BlissRP : Shiro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_6RDuiUyFk [2026-03-30 03:30:06] BlissRP : one cup [2026-03-30 03:30:08] BlissRP : i need [2026-03-30 03:30:10] BlissRP : foe moe [2026-03-30 03:30:50] Shiro : :doge: @BlissRP [2026-03-30 03:43:32] Shiro : https://youtu.be/xjNiZFxq5JA?si=QPsI9N3cy6M1_1Ii attack time [2026-03-30 03:54:51] bmagic : Cup and hanaldle [2026-03-30 03:55:04] bmagic : Long [2026-03-30 03:56:46] bmagic : Sorry it's a dump [2026-03-30 03:56:55] bmagic : No its a moon [2026-03-30 03:58:33] Shiro : 68 is next 😈😄 [2026-03-30 03:58:42] Shiro : High 68 [2026-03-30 03:59:37] Shiro : Heatmap showing juicy liqs above 68500 [2026-03-30 04:02:20] BlissRP : heatmaps are unnecessary [2026-03-30 04:02:32] BlissRP : we promised no price talk until we run out of digits [2026-03-30 04:02:38] BlissRP : infinity soon [2026-03-30 04:03:49] Shiro : Anything that works for you is necessary, for me vol profile, MA, heatmap and footprints working well :doge: [2026-03-30 04:07:49] BlissRP : infinity works for me [2026-03-30 04:08:01] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-30 04:08:03] BlissRP : and it works for you too if you keep promises [2026-03-30 04:08:13] BlissRP : no more price and indicator talk [2026-03-30 04:08:18] BlissRP : or infinity will reverse [2026-03-30 04:08:23] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-30 04:09:53] PeacenLuv : btc has never dubl topped ie 126790 kiss [2026-03-30 04:10:17] PeacenLuv : hangonnnn btc bullaz [2026-03-30 04:11:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 8 Cont @ 2045.41 ($1,102.96) [2026-03-30 04:11:29] PeacenLuv : 5mins totally pumping 126790 doesnt show as a top [2026-03-30 04:11:53] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67258 weeeeeee [2026-03-30 05:07:19] Shiro : 👀 [2026-03-30 05:20:43] The_Reaper : Full retrace on market open [2026-03-30 05:20:58] The_Reaper : What d!ck forgot to remove his orders 😂😂😂 [2026-03-30 05:26:10] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-03-30 05:26:25] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67508 [2026-03-30 05:41:10] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 5min longittuplezghohh [2026-03-30 05:42:16] Shiro : Shall we sell and dump our bags?😁 [2026-03-30 05:44:39] Shiro : Magic sell,sell magic @bmagic 🤣 [2026-03-30 06:20:35] Shiro : Ok now adding up 🤣😂 [2026-03-30 06:27:56] bmagic : Selll [2026-03-30 06:28:00] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -2,000 USD @ 67504.6241 ``` [2026-03-30 06:28:58] Shiro : You're playing it reverse again! [2026-03-30 06:29:21] Shiro : EU EU in 30mins [2026-03-30 06:32:10] Finnic99 : Weak weak [2026-03-30 06:32:44] REKTakaMagicTric : first time smthing positive happens when i sleep tight [2026-03-30 06:33:37] Threon : PeacenLuv: [2026-03-30 06:48:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 369 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.13) [2026-03-30 06:48:55] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 367 BMEX @ 0.093 ($34.94) [2026-03-30 06:49:09] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 10,000 USD @ 66416.4979 ``` [2026-03-30 06:49:50] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 186 BMEX @ 0.093 ($17.71) [2026-03-30 06:49:58] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 377 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.89) [2026-03-30 06:50:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 367 BMEX @ 0.093 ($34.94) [2026-03-30 06:50:16] Shiro : Maybe i should hold it till US opening and deciding after, if s&p drop we gonna drop too [2026-03-30 06:50:43] Shiro : Still one tweet can change everything [2026-03-30 06:50:52] Shiro : But s&p looking ugly [2026-03-30 06:51:23] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 378 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.99) [2026-03-30 06:51:39] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 372 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.41) [2026-03-30 06:51:43] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 373 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.51) [2026-03-30 06:51:48] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 366 BMEX @ 0.093 ($34.84) [2026-03-30 06:51:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 361 BMEX @ 0.093 ($34.37) [2026-03-30 06:51:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 373 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.51) [2026-03-30 06:52:00] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 377 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.89) [2026-03-30 06:52:00] Shiro : Awww poor bmex 🤣 [2026-03-30 06:52:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 374 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.60) [2026-03-30 06:52:19] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 356 BMEX @ 0.093 ($33.89) [2026-03-30 06:52:21] Shiro : I thought bmex is store of value 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 06:52:25] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 365 BMEX @ 0.093 ($34.75) [2026-03-30 06:55:27] REKTakaMagicTric : Shiro: just in case nasdaq100 have more crypto stock in .. and queston why u looking more sp for btc markets? :doge: dax30 and sp500 often moves hand to hand and nasdaq lives a bit own life [2026-03-30 06:56:35] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: past couple of months s&p effecting BTC and they're moving together, so if it's drop we gonna drop [2026-03-30 06:57:07] Shiro : Also last month it's reversal moves reacting to oil [2026-03-30 06:58:08] Shiro : I think trump gonna do some dodgy moves and act before US market opening [2026-03-30 06:58:28] REKTakaMagicTric : Shiro: hmm idk.. watching 4h nasdaQ candles it seems it have bottomed last week for long time .. smthing crazy have to happen to keep this bear market [2026-03-30 06:58:31] Shiro : Otherwise ciaociao s&p [2026-03-30 07:00:08] Shiro : Everything depends on scammer president, let's see when he wake up how's he feeling and how's he's mod :doge: [2026-03-30 07:00:58] Shiro : But for now still good chance we're going above 68500 to grab all those liqs [2026-03-30 07:02:45] Shiro : EU EU send it high comeon 😄🌝 [2026-03-30 07:08:03] Shiro : bmagic: magic magic! EU pump confirmed 👌🏻 [2026-03-30 07:09:37] BlissRP : alright hes still talking about price [2026-03-30 07:09:41] BlissRP : take it to 0 today [2026-03-30 07:09:44] BlissRP : time to teach some lessons [2026-03-30 07:09:54] Shiro : BlissRP: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 07:09:59] Shiro : I dare you [2026-03-30 07:10:13] BlissRP : i will it [2026-03-30 07:10:16] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-03-30 07:10:26] Shiro : :arthur: [2026-03-30 07:10:49] Shiro : The only thing can go down right now is bmex the token of value [2026-03-30 07:10:57] Shiro : Bmex store of value [2026-03-30 07:49:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 28 Cont @ 2055.93 ($3,879.56) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too [2026-03-30 07:51:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 1359 Cont @ 2061.43 ($188,939.57) - Up only! [2026-03-30 07:53:55] REKTakaMagicTric : what does mean that for last 24h usdt volume have been 58% higher than btc? is it monday thing [2026-03-30 08:01:58] Shiro : You don't know shiro he's hero!? 😇😂 [2026-03-30 08:03:45] Shiro : Ok first TP done 👍🏻✅ [2026-03-30 08:04:19] Shiro : Next TP 68500 [2026-03-30 08:08:57] bmagic : Shiro dump time [2026-03-30 08:09:49] Shiro : bmagic: liq grab magic liq grab above 68500 check the heatmap [2026-03-30 08:10:15] Shiro : US opening can cause the dump BTC and s&p [2026-03-30 08:10:20] Shiro : And pump the oil [2026-03-30 08:13:44] Gandalf the Grey : we are at the triangle again. Lets see if we can penetrate [2026-03-30 08:14:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTK26`: Buy 10000 USD @ 68067.5 [2026-03-30 08:16:36] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: can you have your shawarma earlier today 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 08:16:49] Gandalf the Grey : i just woke up [2026-03-30 08:17:03] Gandalf the Grey : tp hit lol [2026-03-30 08:17:08] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 08:17:13] Shiro : Good way to wake up [2026-03-30 08:17:50] Gandalf the Grey : i am still traumatized by the shawarma i got yesterday [2026-03-30 08:18:03] Gandalf the Grey : so today I think i get kebab or normal chicken [2026-03-30 08:18:24] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 08:32:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMM [2026-03-30 08:44:35] 45th_blown_account : this is a fugazzi pump :pepe: [2026-03-30 08:46:37] PeacenLuv : poooompahh btc pumpittuppppp [2026-03-30 08:48:13] PeacenLuv : stops up 67666 [2026-03-30 08:49:04] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhweeee btccccc [2026-03-30 09:04:50] caex : It’s shaping up to be a very nice trap for European bulls😄 [2026-03-30 09:07:15] BMEXcheers : https://ibb.co/8gs1ZyfM [2026-03-30 09:07:17] BMEXcheers : :¬) [2026-03-30 09:07:27] BMEXcheers : results from my trading bot [2026-03-30 09:07:29] BMEXcheers : kino [2026-03-30 09:09:14] Shiro : caex: we're all waiting for president to announce he's scam tweet 😂 [2026-03-30 09:09:38] Shiro : But nice profits in the meantime ain't 🥳 [2026-03-30 09:10:54] caex : Shiro: Yesterday in an interview, he said he wants Iranian oil.😱 [2026-03-30 09:12:08] Shiro : caex: oh wow I thought he was interested on beautiful persian girls 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 09:12:17] caex : https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/mar/30/price-of-oil-trump-iran-stock-markets-middle-east?utm_source=chatgpt.com [2026-03-30 09:12:25] caex : not joke haha [2026-03-30 09:13:35] Shiro : No cheap oil for him either this regime or next one neither [2026-03-30 09:14:59] caex : I’m waiting for his next interview when he says he’s Satoshi Nakamoto and that the Moon belongs to the USA😄😄😄😄😄😄 [2026-03-30 09:15:43] Shiro : caex: oh what!!! I thought that guy who's having kid's for he's breakfast was satoshi!!! [2026-03-30 09:15:44] BitMEX_James : Market Order Slippage Tolerance Protect your orders from extreme slippage with our Market Order Slippage Tolerance. A 20% default limit is set and can be customisable. Learn how to customise your limit here: https://support.bitmex.com/hc/en-gb/sections/34985358233245-Market-Order-Slippage-Tolerance [2026-03-30 09:15:56] Shiro : What was he's name? Mr hot dogs and pizza [2026-03-30 09:16:01] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 09:16:13] caex : 😆 [2026-03-30 09:17:52] Shiro : Ok let's grab the liq above 68500 before us opening and we're safe to get rid of this bag 🥳 [2026-03-30 09:25:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : 97k @ wednesday [2026-03-30 09:25:23] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: 3k in 2mins [2026-03-30 09:25:27] Shiro : 🤣😂 [2026-03-30 09:25:29] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +666 [2026-03-30 09:26:54] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: sorry mate I had to steal abit from your pocket for my high maintenance gf and still holding my long 😁 [2026-03-30 09:27:08] Shiro : But maybe I'll join you again who knows 🤣 [2026-03-30 09:29:03] Shiro : If 68400-900/69 reject shlrt is safu 😇 [2026-03-30 09:29:08] Shiro : Let's see [2026-03-30 09:38:45] CaptainMooncoin : I have to stare down my screen now [2026-03-30 09:38:49] CaptainMooncoin : in too much stress [2026-03-30 09:40:37] Shiro : CaptainMooncoin: why overlev? [2026-03-30 09:40:59] CaptainMooncoin : to become millionaire within the hour [2026-03-30 09:41:01] Shiro : We had just %1.5 move nothing crazy yet [2026-03-30 09:41:05] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 09:41:13] Shiro : Gl mate @CaptainMooncoin [2026-03-30 09:57:22] CaptainMooncoin : we going up up up its our moment [2026-03-30 09:57:40] CaptainMooncoin : gonna be gonna be golden [2026-03-30 09:59:14] Gandalf the Grey : staring at the screen does not move the price bro [2026-03-30 09:59:24] Gandalf the Grey : enter, set stop and TPs and you can leave [2026-03-30 09:59:53] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 10:00:25] Shiro : Too much lev is bad for your skins and sperms 🤣 [2026-03-30 10:01:28] Shiro : So if you're not married to a gorgeous beautiful woman yet it's not recommended 😂 [2026-03-30 10:01:55] Gandalf the Grey : gotta risk it for the biscuit [2026-03-30 10:02:06] Shiro : Lmao [2026-03-30 10:06:23] CaptainMooncoin : why is the fee so high here on bitmex [2026-03-30 10:06:59] CaptainMooncoin : is it because arthur wants to wipe his black ass with golden toilet paper? [2026-03-30 10:07:08] Shiro : Lord Arthur need new penthouse and lambos [2026-03-30 10:07:18] Shiro : Insurance [2026-03-30 10:07:57] CaptainMooncoin : arthur my bitch, just use a bidet [2026-03-30 10:11:35] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: are you still holding your long? [2026-03-30 10:11:59] Gandalf the Grey : yup still bullish imo [2026-03-30 10:13:57] Shiro : Same but literally lots of guys super bearish and calling for a big drop, maybe it's just me and you are the only bull right bow 😄🤣 [2026-03-30 10:14:18] contract details : how much more do i need to buy before green [2026-03-30 10:14:21] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-30 10:14:24] Shiro : Maybe it's not a bad Idea to think about a small short position abit higher [2026-03-30 10:15:13] Shiro : Let's see if 69 going to reject it I might join the bera again 😒😶 [2026-03-30 10:16:01] Gandalf the Grey : i mean if we dunk below mid 66.5k I would wait [2026-03-30 10:16:04] Gandalf the Grey : but no need short imo [2026-03-30 10:16:17] Gandalf the Grey : this is like longing from 73k [2026-03-30 10:17:36] Shiro : Yeah not here thoo if we grab all liqs above and run out of momentum, let's see for now I think still we're safu [2026-03-30 10:18:14] Gandalf the Grey : ppl just see a big candela and start overthinking [2026-03-30 10:18:44] Gandalf the Grey : we also have powell today [2026-03-30 10:19:00] Gandalf the Grey : in 4h or so [2026-03-30 10:19:12] Shiro : Fs i forgotten about that [2026-03-30 10:19:57] Djdez : Get ready for long liquidations now [2026-03-30 10:21:11] Shiro : Djdez: are you kidding check the heatmap it's not make any sense we need to grab short squeeze first check it just abit higher above us 68400-900 [2026-03-30 10:25:24] Shiro : Playing COD it's best thing I can do for now to not make any stupid decisions till US opens [2026-03-30 10:25:26] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-30 10:25:30] Shiro : BRB [2026-03-30 10:26:24] Gandalf the Grey : Teabag some kids yeah [2026-03-30 10:26:49] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 10:28:28] Djdez : Shiro: but there is also huge density below 67k [2026-03-30 10:36:14] CaptainMooncoin : bears gonna win this fight [2026-03-30 10:37:24] CaptainMooncoin : dogecoin has me trapped in her puss [2026-03-30 10:37:50] CaptainMooncoin : cannot pull my dick out [2026-03-30 10:38:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 50480 DOGE @ 0.09228 ($4,654.51) - Bro fomo’d in at the top like it’s 2021 again [2026-03-30 10:38:55] CaptainMooncoin : my ass is liquidated [2026-03-30 10:44:43] CaptainMooncoin : elon has crushed my dream of becoming a millionaire [2026-03-30 10:45:24] Djdez : CaptainMooncoin: its untradeable, its a rollette [2026-03-30 10:47:49] CaptainMooncoin : its elon stopping everyone from earning some money [2026-03-30 11:02:37] Shiro : CaptainMooncoin: sorry to hear that ser, but what do you expect high lev it's just gambling maybe it's better to bet on red/black roulette and it's more profitable [2026-03-30 11:03:24] Shiro : Rather than making that mill in a month if you divide it to 12month it's much easier and reachable [2026-03-30 11:18:15] Traczii : :catjam: [2026-03-30 11:22:18] bmagic : Doomsday [2026-03-30 11:27:06] ninnk : uhh [2026-03-30 11:27:48] Gandalf the Grey : what in 7 hells is going oooon [2026-03-30 11:28:28] REKTakaMagicTric : 1 min candles making green midlefinger for bulls or bears im not sure [2026-03-30 11:30:26] Gandalf the Grey : some data or what [2026-03-30 11:31:22] Gandalf the Grey : Donald must have said sth [2026-03-30 11:36:43] contract details : donald died [2026-03-30 11:36:55] contract details : Trump: Great progress has been made 13:29 Mar 30 Trump: Deal will 'probably' be reached. 13:28 Mar 30 Trump on Iran: Will completely obliterate all of Iran's electric generating plants, oil wells, and Kharg Island if a deal is not reached 13:26 Mar 30 Trump on Iran: The US is in serious discussions with a new, and more reasonable, regime to end our military operations in Iran [2026-03-30 11:39:30] ninnk : enemyship with china ended. now iran is my worst enemy. :pepe: [2026-03-30 11:40:34] contract details : very reasonable people the chinese [2026-03-30 11:40:43] contract details : i know a lot of chinese people, good people, very hard working people [2026-03-30 11:41:42] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: told you only Moo [2026-03-30 11:43:17] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Moo it!! [2026-03-30 11:46:33] Gandalf the Grey : i wanna see daily bart 90k haha [2026-03-30 11:47:32] REKTakaMagicTric : ye this is pretty much iran and trump https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zIjimwmbBT0 :D [2026-03-30 12:08:46] bluemaster : Bueno Dias Muchachos , did anyone missed me here or you all sick of me :me: [2026-03-30 12:08:52] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-03-30 12:10:28] Gandalf the Grey : pls ser bring 80k bakkt [2026-03-30 12:10:31] bluemaster : imagine using stop losses here 😜 [2026-03-30 12:10:59] bluemaster : https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1601772005526740993 [2026-03-30 12:10:59] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgo btc [2026-03-30 12:11:13] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 287,200 USD @ 70871.7222 ``` [2026-03-30 12:11:19] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 157,100 USD @ 69448.3027 ``` [2026-03-30 12:11:20] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67508 [2026-03-30 12:13:47] bluemaster : where is all bots gone only 412 left ? [2026-03-30 12:23:27] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAAMMMM [2026-03-30 12:34:05] Gandalf the Grey : 68.5k nice target [2026-03-30 12:37:55] Djdez : Shiro: 68k yes you might be right ✅️ [2026-03-30 12:40:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : 78k tonight [2026-03-30 12:40:14] Dr.van_Doom666 : MOOONN!!! [2026-03-30 13:03:48] neki : hm [2026-03-30 13:03:56] neki : so whats the fastest way to 74 now [2026-03-30 13:03:58] neki : ? [2026-03-30 13:04:33] neki : dirty murican shiet of a piece [2026-03-30 13:05:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: we will never see 74k again. screenshot it [2026-03-30 13:06:31] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: buht if i screenshot this, I also get your comment right above mine ? so which one is it? Doom 78k tonight : OR : Doom never 74k [2026-03-30 13:06:47] neki : Ser, the DOOm indicator is confusing [2026-03-30 13:06:50] neki : :D [2026-03-30 13:12:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : 70300 then 25k [2026-03-30 13:14:15] neki : ok, I will will something less confusing [2026-03-30 13:14:24] neki : :D [2026-03-30 13:14:27] bluemaster : neki: what happen to your will power man ? [2026-03-30 13:15:16] neki : bluemaster: gues Trumps was bigger.. shortterm, he and BAron cooked me.. but do dont despair. Its coming baakt with interest [2026-03-30 13:15:57] neki : Also, interim I switched to tree-huging. Did wonders from 64.9k :D [2026-03-30 13:18:27] neki : I wonder if I get another dip to load spot.. fukk futures trading alone [2026-03-30 13:19:35] bluemaster : neki: they just trying monthly window dressing embarrassing to have 6 monthly red candles , anyway soon or later this bullshit will end and we will go to the moon ,try to survive and count Pnl in BTC [2026-03-30 13:19:59] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-03-30 13:22:31] Gandalf the Grey : Mashallah [2026-03-30 13:22:41] contract details : bitcoin akbar [2026-03-30 13:22:49] Gandalf the Grey : yaaaa [2026-03-30 13:23:25] contract details : our hero powell talking [2026-03-30 13:23:27] contract details : amin [2026-03-30 13:23:51] neki : bluemaster: ya, I had it rough since 25th MArch dip.. closed the 73k short hedge on failed 71800 breakout.. couldnt rterenter nicely since, so I took some naked loss here.. is oke 10k dip portfolio still healthy but bruised [2026-03-30 13:23:52] neki : :D [2026-03-30 13:24:10] Gandalf the Grey : he can send us above 70k hopefully [2026-03-30 13:24:30] neki : this will be a revenge candle.. 7k body 10k wick [2026-03-30 13:24:32] contract details : someone buy him a new printer :pepe: [2026-03-30 13:24:51] Gandalf the Grey : this pre powell [2026-03-30 13:26:05] neki : powell might just realise that theres some shiet going on.. that yeees, shouldve marked up the rates in january, the shouldve dropped them in March. I dunno - he might wanna "lookat the data" [2026-03-30 13:27:48] neki : fkkin retard theoretical saving the economy with obsolete Philips curve mentallity. Dude, the theorem was good for 60's post-war boom economy and its not even politicaly clean solution [2026-03-30 13:28:15] Gandalf the Grey : Come Jerome give us wicku [2026-03-30 13:29:24] neki : cmonwe cant have the fkkin markets reaxting to Twitts and Harvard ceremonial speeches.. This is just to rekt to save [2026-03-30 13:29:50] bmagic : Powell talking [2026-03-30 13:29:54] Gandalf the Grey : Good evening [2026-03-30 13:30:01] neki : Pre-powell wet towell toture [2026-03-30 13:30:23] REKTakaMagicTric : rekting is just magic trick its illusion [2026-03-30 13:30:52] Gandalf the Grey : oh it is in 1h lol [2026-03-30 13:31:00] Gandalf the Grey : my bad [2026-03-30 13:31:48] neki : we get the Powell candle for the first time then ? :D [2026-03-30 13:38:52] bmagic : Dumpmerica [2026-03-30 13:39:18] Gandalf the Grey : why we edging 67.8k lol [2026-03-30 13:39:25] Gandalf the Grey : what did it do to deserve that [2026-03-30 13:39:43] bmagic : 678 [2026-03-30 13:39:51] bmagic : Cause 789 [2026-03-30 13:42:09] neki : ehh fekk Jerome [2026-03-30 13:42:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 3 SOL @ 84.21 ($252.45) [2026-03-30 13:45:09] Shawn-Williams : We will go down guys [2026-03-30 13:45:19] Shawn-Williams : 60k-56k [2026-03-30 13:49:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 67582.3 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-30 13:50:41] thankyousomuch : 😳 [2026-03-30 13:50:49] thankyousomuch : 🐮 [2026-03-30 13:54:34] Shiro : Always bet against shawn 🤣 [2026-03-30 13:54:38] Shiro : Easy game [2026-03-30 13:57:20] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!! [2026-03-30 13:58:46] thankyousomuch : Dr. pullrun [2026-03-30 13:59:10] bmagic : Long [2026-03-30 13:59:21] bmagic : Long hard as fuck [2026-03-30 13:59:32] bmagic : Long like your dick depends on it [2026-03-30 13:59:38] bmagic : Long [2026-03-30 14:00:26] BMEXcheers : hey [2026-03-30 14:00:39] BMEXcheers : i need to go swap the car wing mirrors over [2026-03-30 14:00:40] BMEXcheers : lol [2026-03-30 14:00:42] thankyousomuch : run backwards lke never before [2026-03-30 14:01:26] PeacenLuv : longstops up 6725i [2026-03-30 14:01:34] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: rekt [2026-03-30 14:02:43] PeacenLuv : 😄*67258 [2026-03-30 14:03:11] PeacenLuv : long entry 67500 [2026-03-30 14:03:22] thankyousomuch : new series of Game of pull [2026-03-30 14:03:33] PeacenLuv : stops 67333 [2026-03-30 14:03:35] bmagic : Shiro: 100 percent loss rate [2026-03-30 14:03:42] bmagic : Let's gooooo [2026-03-30 14:03:55] thankyousomuch : !00 % bull run [2026-03-30 14:04:20] Shiro : bmagic: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-30 14:05:00] Shiro : High 68 and maybe 69100 for now before any major drop [2026-03-30 14:06:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: rekt [2026-03-30 14:07:00] Dr.van_Doom666 : we will never see again 69k. Screenshot it+ [2026-03-30 14:07:02] Gandalf the Grey : Jerome gonna violate those 100xers [2026-03-30 14:07:52] thankyousomuch : nullrun to 30k [2026-03-30 14:08:20] thankyousomuch : bluemaster 🍟 :pepe: [2026-03-30 14:08:47] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.1022 XBT @ 67513.66 ``` [2026-03-30 14:09:26] neki : yes bitch, pull up [2026-03-30 14:09:42] neki : else ima slapu like a ho [2026-03-30 14:09:58] neki : fkkin cheap street grade meat u are, bitcoin [2026-03-30 14:10:02] neki : a cheap pussy [2026-03-30 14:10:25] neki : go go - finacial freedom for common folks come only at elite prices [2026-03-30 14:10:41] neki : you know. cuz "trickle down" [2026-03-30 14:13:33] contract details : piss on us down [2026-03-30 14:13:54] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: Guiding blind people since 122k [2026-03-30 14:14:00] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: your noob you never ever had any good calls 🤣😂 [2026-03-30 14:14:03] thankyousomuch : ita like a run [2026-03-30 14:14:31] neki : i'll just leave it to murica to rekt all bears to 80k today. because it would be FUN [2026-03-30 14:14:45] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: I'm always sharing my position on here and I think those know me they know anyway [2026-03-30 14:15:02] thankyousomuch : 100x short [2026-03-30 14:15:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: -666 [2026-03-30 14:15:56] Gandalf the Grey : 15 min to Jerome [2026-03-30 14:16:06] Gandalf the Grey : do we have balls to longo hard? [2026-03-30 14:16:10] Gandalf the Grey : or we short [2026-03-30 14:16:14] Gandalf the Grey : Hmmmmmm [2026-03-30 14:16:51] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: if 68500-69 reject hard I might flip mine into short 😁 [2026-03-30 14:17:03] bmagic : Shiro: murdering blind people [2026-03-30 14:17:13] Shiro : bmagic: 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 14:17:31] neki : Gandalf the Grey: "moderated discussion with Harvard University’s introductory Principles of Economics Class," What the hell do you expect to hear there lol. [2026-03-30 14:17:33] neki : ? [2026-03-30 14:17:53] Gandalf the Grey : Good morning [2026-03-30 14:17:56] Shiro : Who's love shiro and giving a thumbs up for shiro on here?! 😂😁 [2026-03-30 14:17:59] thankyousomuch : Saylor liquidated again :pepe: [2026-03-30 14:18:07] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/mDj2riHKOa4?si=gn_u2PzzsoAjFj3H :doge: [2026-03-30 14:18:11] Shiro : Who's shiro fan let him know 😂🤣 [2026-03-30 14:18:26] neki : SHIRO SHIRO !! :D [2026-03-30 14:18:44] Shiro : neki: neki will it bro 😄 [2026-03-30 14:19:21] thankyousomuch : join rekt club long [2026-03-30 14:20:25] PeacenLuv : poooompahhh btc lezgohh [2026-03-30 14:21:54] neki : Shiro: the power of jerome is countering the will [2026-03-30 14:21:56] neki : :D [2026-03-30 14:22:16] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-30 14:22:35] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 [2026-03-30 14:22:35] neki : square root of surface of jerome's square head equals th distance of the dump [2026-03-30 14:23:12] neki : factor in the inverse myopia effect from seeing into his glasses, tho [2026-03-30 14:24:31] Gandalf the Grey : We need Donald to say sth nice again [2026-03-30 14:25:01] thankyousomuch : 🍟🍟🐮🍔🍼🍺 [2026-03-30 14:25:56] Gandalf the Grey : chicken wings chicken wiiiings [2026-03-30 14:27:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 67289.9 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-30 14:29:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 67213 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-30 14:29:58] Gandalf the Grey : lets see [2026-03-30 14:30:53] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 67225 [2026-03-30 14:31:11] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohhh [2026-03-30 14:31:17] neki : bye bera [2026-03-30 14:31:34] neki : i will give u a minutw [2026-03-30 14:31:45] PeacenLuv : bounce bounce bounce bwaaahaaahaaaahaaahhh [2026-03-30 14:32:06] PeacenLuv : get som going up [2026-03-30 14:33:24] PeacenLuv : u know wen yur playin pokr n u get a big run of luk just feel it and presscyur bet it can b yur time [2026-03-30 14:33:41] PeacenLuv : btc bullahh happens with arrythingg [2026-03-30 14:33:50] PeacenLuv : scoring goalsvn schitt [2026-03-30 14:34:14] neki : rush the flush [2026-03-30 14:34:23] PeacenLuv : keep shooting its only money no hedging [2026-03-30 14:34:46] PeacenLuv : shorts yur givin them awayyyyyyy [2026-03-30 14:35:08] PeacenLuv : i n3ver ever ever liked shorts so there [2026-03-30 14:35:26] PeacenLuv : take that touche' [2026-03-30 14:35:36] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁 [2026-03-30 14:35:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 7000 USD @ 67190.7 [2026-03-30 14:36:11] Djdez : Ouchhhh [2026-03-30 14:36:41] PeacenLuv : addin longs here . many things achieved . i prollybgitvmost keystrokes on bmex platform [2026-03-30 14:36:48] kroleg666 : EURUSD dip, long all in [2026-03-30 14:36:58] kroleg666 : 1.13 lowest possible [2026-03-30 14:37:06] kroleg666 : unlikely below 1.14 [2026-03-30 14:37:37] PeacenLuv : jus longs btc wutevr [2026-03-30 14:38:04] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67111 [2026-03-30 14:38:26] PeacenLuv : im soh vukin imaptient since i was yung [2026-03-30 14:38:36] neki : yea bea unkklefkker [2026-03-30 14:38:37] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁 [2026-03-30 14:38:41] neki : bera* [2026-03-30 14:38:47] neki : gett rekt [2026-03-30 14:39:05] PeacenLuv : scale applied . relatively yeah [2026-03-30 14:39:22] PeacenLuv : wjo is yung [2026-03-30 14:39:54] PeacenLuv : im sad they were killin kids [2026-03-30 14:40:04] PeacenLuv : if tru [2026-03-30 14:40:31] PeacenLuv : schitty places still exist prolly [2026-03-30 14:40:56] PeacenLuv : why im in the box no handshajjkez [2026-03-30 14:41:31] PeacenLuv : lifez a bhitch have at her n joy [2026-03-30 14:41:39] PeacenLuv : 😁😁 [2026-03-30 14:41:54] PeacenLuv : try to keep all yur limbz [2026-03-30 14:42:50] PeacenLuv : 😄b the seller wen theyr buyin