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[2026-03-29 22:07:15] BlissRP : long every dip to 30kek
[2026-03-29 22:07:18] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-29 22:07:18] Gandalf the Grey : gold recovered
[2026-03-29 22:07:20] Gandalf the Grey : seems fake
[2026-03-29 22:08:11] speedwell : Oil recovered.
[2026-03-29 22:14:28] speedwell : 7 green candles out of 25 since the top.
[2026-03-29 22:14:51] BlissRP : tops are a myth
[2026-03-29 22:15:07] thankyousomuch : deep fryer work would be paid good they said :pepe:
[2026-03-29 22:15:16] speedwell : BlissRP: Untill she takes it off.
[2026-03-29 22:15:34] BlissRP : free ze nipple
[2026-03-29 22:15:55] speedwell : Boobies are double tops!
[2026-03-29 22:38:30] jotrader : btc down spy to 606 this week
[2026-03-29 22:41:29] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAUSD`: Sell 400 Cont @ 0.2373 ($631.73)
[2026-03-29 22:41:29] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1446 XBT @ 65923.2 ($9,563.22)
[2026-03-29 22:41:29] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 217000 USD @ 65869.4 - You had leverage in the air, now it’s gone – but you were there!
[2026-03-29 22:42:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0338 XBT @ 65796 ($2,223.51)
[2026-03-29 22:42:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 10 SOL @ 80.69 ($806.90)
[2026-03-29 22:42:27] speedwell : 62 is like a magnite.
[2026-03-29 22:42:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-29 22:42:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.5000 ETH @ 1964.36 ($982.96)
[2026-03-29 22:42:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 201300 USD @ 65628.2 - Congrats, you just paid for BlackRock’s next ETF commercial
[2026-03-29 22:44:11] caex : 55K
[2026-03-29 22:44:55] BlissRP : so bullish!!!
[2026-03-29 22:44:57] BlissRP : keep buying
[2026-03-29 22:44:58] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-29 22:45:18] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 7777.7000 SUI @ 0.8296 ($6,474.94) - Liquidation bot waving goodbye 👋
[2026-03-29 22:45:19] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 289.0400 SOL @ 80.26 ($23,251.24) - The margin called and took it all, yet you stood tall and had a ball.
[2026-03-29 22:45:19] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 40 Cont @ 1956.97 ($5,148.40) - Your longs got a day off today
[2026-03-29 22:45:19] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.2100 ETH @ 1957.52 ($2,374.85) - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps
[2026-03-29 22:45:20] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTZ26`: Sell 1200 USD @ 67361
[2026-03-29 22:45:20] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0200 XBT @ 65403.6 ($1,311.48)
[2026-03-29 22:45:20] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 62100 USD @ 65414.9 - Liquidation bot waving goodbye 👋
[2026-03-29 22:45:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PEPEUSD`: Sell 63 Cont @ 0.000003216 ($133.68)
[2026-03-29 22:45:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 1360 Cont @ 80.25 ($7,174.59) - Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc
[2026-03-29 22:45:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 22317 BMEX @ 0.095 ($2,124.58) - Your net worth just pulled a 2022 bear market cosplay
[2026-03-29 22:45:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BCHUSD`: Sell 800 Cont @ 447.55 ($23,554.75) - Your long got sent to the shadow realm
[2026-03-29 22:45:31] Djdez : Wtf
[2026-03-29 22:45:32] blaster33 : here comes 60k :arthur:
[2026-03-29 22:45:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[2026-03-29 22:45:49] Dr.van_Doom666 : DIE BULLS DIE!!!!!
[2026-03-29 22:46:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1100 USD @ 65275.4
[2026-03-29 22:49:08] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 2 ETH @ 1943.16 ($3,899.60) - That red candle had your name on it
[2026-03-29 22:49:08] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1239 XBT @ 65066.4 ($8,078.33)
[2026-03-29 22:49:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 40 Cont @ 1943.46 ($5,065.41) - Email alert: funds went on vacation
[2026-03-29 22:49:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 23000 USD @ 65011.4 - Paper hands beat dead hands
[2026-03-29 22:49:29] thankyousomuch : Peacenluv 126k long active?
[2026-03-29 22:49:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.3509 XBT @ 65006.8 ($22,814.64) - Bro trusted the Telegram signal group again
[2026-03-29 22:49:40] BlissRP : keep buying regards
[2026-03-29 22:49:45] BlissRP : stupid fking fks
[2026-03-29 22:49:56] thankyousomuch : told you guys told you over and ove ragain
[2026-03-29 22:50:07] thankyousomuch : bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started ☝️
[2026-03-29 22:50:48] thankyousomuch : i even called you at night to remember you this sentence
[2026-03-29 22:51:35] thankyousomuch : we dont know when it started
[2026-03-29 22:51:43] thankyousomuch : only thing we know with certainty is
[2026-03-29 22:51:54] thankyousomuch : the bullrun has ended cause it has started
[2026-03-29 22:52:37] neki : just chill on the 65 rebound
[2026-03-29 22:52:57] thankyousomuch : 65 cent :pepe:
[2026-03-29 22:53:08] BlissRP : if you keep trying, one day itll work
[2026-03-29 22:53:09] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-29 22:53:25] BlissRP : imagine closing profitable trade to try 100 times to long a bull market
[2026-03-29 22:53:33] BlissRP : strong bull market
[2026-03-29 22:53:43] BlissRP : forever bull market
[2026-03-29 22:53:45] BlissRP : tops are a myth
[2026-03-29 22:53:51] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-29 22:54:24] neki : thankyousomuch: :D
[2026-03-29 22:56:00] neki : then the asians come in
[2026-03-29 22:56:07] neki : then they buy cuz ots cheap
[2026-03-29 22:56:12] neki : then the wurope comes in
[2026-03-29 22:56:12] BlissRP : do it for asia
[2026-03-29 22:56:14] BlissRP : hero mode
[2026-03-29 22:56:26] neki : then thed dump cuz its high and fear dump
[2026-03-29 22:56:27] BlissRP : wickity split
[2026-03-29 22:56:30] neki : then murica comes in
[2026-03-29 22:56:37] neki : then they reset the market with maul
[2026-03-29 22:56:45] neki : then the asia comes in...
[2026-03-29 22:58:43] neki : HAM-MER
[2026-03-29 22:58:51] neki : HAM-BUURGER
[2026-03-29 22:58:56] neki : HAM-STER
[2026-03-29 22:59:03] Finnic99 : Should have listened said it would go down soon
[2026-03-29 23:00:55] BlissRP : up only
[2026-03-29 23:03:32] GodBleesYou : Only Moo allowed @BlissRP
[2026-03-29 23:03:44] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-29 23:12:29] thankyousomuch : mc donalds is hiring
[2026-03-29 23:17:26] caex : https://news.bitcoin.com/us-troops-in-region-top-50000-as-polymarket-gives-71-odds-forces-enter-iran-by-april-30/ So a ground operation is a matter of hours or days.
[2026-03-29 23:25:28] REKTakaMagicTric : 62k this week?
[2026-03-29 23:26:20] Dr.van_Doom666 : REKTakaMagicTric: 5 hours
[2026-03-29 23:26:23] REKTakaMagicTric : kinda weird that usa war would effect btc when ukr war didnt rly
[2026-03-29 23:27:52] jotrader : oil
[2026-03-29 23:28:39] thankyousomuch : longers liquidated again
[2026-03-29 23:28:40] BlissRP : REKTakaMagicTric: in 7 years we can check back and see if its still effecting
[2026-03-29 23:28:43] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-29 23:30:41] REKTakaMagicTric : also Kharg Island isnt that big deal its only place where oil is put into tankers/ships
[2026-03-29 23:31:53] bmagic : Doom tho
[2026-03-29 23:33:35] caex : ok add more shotrs😄 fail bounce
[2026-03-29 23:34:46] REKTakaMagicTric : lol same but now im close to no sleep for weeks ... too big /fast move and im rekt, gotta magane long and short positions untill its safe again :G
[2026-03-29 23:35:31] thankyousomuch : Saylor liquidated again :pepe:
[2026-03-29 23:37:09] REKTakaMagicTric : if they take Hormuz island that makes things hot
[2026-03-29 23:43:58] thankyousomuch : its the optimum time to sell to 0 and quit crypto
[2026-03-29 23:57:28] REKTakaMagicTric : how much would cost to pay someone make personal app for btc price alarms for phone and connected to smartwatch.. sceary time go sleep without stops
[2026-03-30 00:00:31] PeacenLuv : long entry 65914
[2026-03-30 00:00:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `MSFTUSDT`: Buy 207.0900 MSFT @ 369.22 ($NaN) - Up only!
[2026-03-30 00:00:51] PeacenLuv : buy the dips btc longittup
[2026-03-30 00:03:31] PeacenLuv : longstops up 65758
[2026-03-30 00:03:32] jotrader : last chance to short
[2026-03-30 00:05:13] REKTakaMagicTric : https://cryptobubbles.net/ time to look bubles aasdasd didnt know that doge coin have so high daily volume
[2026-03-30 00:05:19] BlissRP : we only long here, after closing our profitable shorts
[2026-03-30 00:05:23] BlissRP : long for eternity
[2026-03-30 00:05:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 65755.8 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-30 00:05:27] BlissRP : hopes and dreams only
[2026-03-30 00:05:30] BlissRP : reality is illegal
[2026-03-30 00:07:52] PeacenLuv : longstops 65666
[2026-03-30 00:08:05] PeacenLuv : pooompahhh
[2026-03-30 00:10:13] REKTakaMagicTric : uff i should invest into newest vr setup.. go sprip bar in virtual reality online version, just do drugs in reality while gaming and forget money
[2026-03-30 00:10:42] REKTakaMagicTric : in vr reality there is more things to do.. u can suicide more than once
[2026-03-30 00:12:06] REKTakaMagicTric : /zen 3h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 3 hours zen mode REKTakaMagicTric. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-30 00:19:20] PeacenLuv : btc longs weeeeeee
[2026-03-30 00:19:37] PeacenLuv : whoahh vuk look 5min sui
[2026-03-30 00:19:37] Shiro : Beautiful ain't
[2026-03-30 00:19:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.2099 XBT @ 66616.7 ($13,972.69)
[2026-03-30 00:19:57] PeacenLuv : try dtoppin that big green boner
[2026-03-30 00:20:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 15 Cont @ 2017.33 ($2,023.14) - all the 🩳 will be REKT!
[2026-03-30 00:20:06] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMM
[2026-03-30 00:20:24] PeacenLuv : wowweeee
[2026-03-30 00:20:30] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: scam ser scam
[2026-03-30 00:20:56] Shiro : Sorry for everyone losses 🤣😂
[2026-03-30 00:21:02] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 30,000 USD @ 66025.7765 ```
[2026-03-30 00:21:18] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: I closed short scalp 10 seconds before dump
[2026-03-30 00:21:27] Gandalf the Grey : went bathroom
[2026-03-30 00:21:34] Gandalf the Grey : could have made 1.5k lol
[2026-03-30 00:21:39] jotrader : something happended in news oil droppin
[2026-03-30 00:21:53] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I just woke up, hahaha all this time I was sleeping like a baby 😁
[2026-03-30 00:22:08] Shiro : Best timing 😂🤣
[2026-03-30 00:23:24] Gandalf the Grey : i made good profit but could have made much more lol
[2026-03-30 00:23:27] Gandalf the Grey : it is ok
[2026-03-30 00:23:31] Gandalf the Grey : tomorrow is also a day lmao
[2026-03-30 00:23:34] Gandalf the Grey : more shawarmaaaa
[2026-03-30 00:25:25] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: profits always good 😻
[2026-03-30 00:25:42] Shiro : We need shawarma week now
[2026-03-30 00:25:50] Gandalf the Grey : I had 60k from 66.6k
[2026-03-30 00:25:54] Gandalf the Grey : wanted to tp 65k
[2026-03-30 00:26:05] Gandalf the Grey : I closed just before as I thought it is over lol
[2026-03-30 00:26:11] Gandalf the Grey : WAlllllaaaaaaah
[2026-03-30 00:26:30] Gandalf the Grey : at least now got a scalpy lol
[2026-03-30 00:26:53] Shiro : Hahahaha
[2026-03-30 00:27:41] Shiro : I just woke up with this green candle still no idea what's happened 🤣
[2026-03-30 00:27:57] Gandalf the Grey : just new week open scam
[2026-03-30 00:30:15] PeacenLuv : vuk last closed 5min how fastvwasa that . thats great
[2026-03-30 00:30:26] PeacenLuv : btc
[2026-03-30 00:30:58] PeacenLuv : abu dabee sold their gold for btc
[2026-03-30 00:31:15] Shiro : But still s&p not looking good if it's drop can effect crypto too
[2026-03-30 00:31:17] PeacenLuv : smart
[2026-03-30 00:31:54] Shiro : I hope trump tweet something just to save stocks and making US great again
[2026-03-30 00:32:05] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66433
[2026-03-30 00:33:32] PeacenLuv : 😄great 3 closes ago 100 buck vertical 5min strait vukin up
[2026-03-30 00:34:02] Shiro : PeacenLuv: when 100k ser?😁
[2026-03-30 00:34:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1076 XBT @ 66476.5 ($7,147.75)
[2026-03-30 00:34:12] PeacenLuv : 13k plus per hr x 12 that
[2026-03-30 00:34:33] PeacenLuv : good pay on 100btc per hr
[2026-03-30 00:35:11] PeacenLuv : 130k per hr
[2026-03-30 00:35:27] PeacenLuv : at a pc
[2026-03-30 00:36:08] PeacenLuv : 10 hrs like that 196k btc
[2026-03-30 00:36:50] PeacenLuv : 2 days over 400k
[2026-03-30 00:37:05] PeacenLuv : 250x that
[2026-03-30 00:37:21] bmagic : It's over
[2026-03-30 00:37:47] PeacenLuv : and run it through a molly
[2026-03-30 00:37:50] bmagic : Shiro is going to Thailand
[2026-03-30 00:38:10] PeacenLuv : ull b rocking then free houses
[2026-03-30 00:38:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5000 USD @ 66297.9
[2026-03-30 00:38:35] Gandalf the Grey : everyone got fucked congrats
[2026-03-30 00:38:54] PeacenLuv : 660 is only 10x this here
[2026-03-30 00:39:49] Shiro : bmagic: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-30 00:40:05] Gandalf the Grey : safest way is to continue sleep now i think lmao
[2026-03-30 00:40:11] Gandalf the Grey : so yall when I wake up
[2026-03-30 00:40:13] Gandalf the Grey : hehe
[2026-03-30 00:40:13] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-30 00:40:21] Shiro : Safest market ever
[2026-03-30 00:42:35] Finnic99 : Buyers there just got used to sell in to
[2026-03-30 00:42:50] Finnic99 : Look at that
[2026-03-30 00:43:13] Finnic99 : This should go low 60s in the next week or 2
[2026-03-30 00:43:32] PeacenLuv : added longs btc
[2026-03-30 00:43:48] Finnic99 : Start setting orders 60-65
[2026-03-30 00:44:09] Finnic99 : Already bought at 64.9k wick today
[2026-03-30 00:44:33] Finnic99 : More at ..
[2026-03-30 00:44:35] Finnic99 : Coming
[2026-03-30 00:44:58] bmagic : But Shawn called long
[2026-03-30 00:45:05] bmagic : I'm holding onto hope
[2026-03-30 00:45:22] Shiro : 😂
[2026-03-30 00:45:34] Shiro : Shawn need to refund us
[2026-03-30 00:50:29] bmagic : Shawn can do the surgery in Thailand and work for you
[2026-03-30 00:53:38] Shiro : Nahh I'm not trusting shawn even for pet sitting or dog walking not gonna invest 1 penny on him 🤣
[2026-03-30 01:11:10] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `MSFTUSDT`: Buy 0.8000 MSFT @ 369.34 ($NaN) - all the 🩳 will be REKT!
[2026-03-30 01:23:03] PeacenLuv : long entry 66096 . poompahh
[2026-03-30 01:29:28] Shiro : It's time to flip shorts into bikinis
[2026-03-30 01:34:24] MANsa_MOONsa : wow
[2026-03-30 01:34:44] MANsa_MOONsa : i come back....
[2026-03-30 01:34:50] MANsa_MOONsa : and such a idscounr
[2026-03-30 01:48:33] BlissRP : up only
[2026-03-30 02:06:34] Shawn-Williams : going below 60k without going to 75k
[2026-03-30 02:06:56] Shawn-Williams : 60k and then 56k
[2026-03-30 02:07:23] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: that's means pump back to 72 🤣
[2026-03-30 02:07:39] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: whatever that means
[2026-03-30 02:07:51] Shawn-Williams : we are going below 60k and then further down
[2026-03-30 02:07:53] Shiro : Shawn you're my fav reversal indicator thanks for being here with us 😘
[2026-03-30 02:08:14] Shawn-Williams : my target is 38k but in phases
[2026-03-30 02:14:16] Shawn-Williams : Guys should keep money ready to buy btc at extremely cheap rates as we will get another chance after 4 years but may be this time in 2029 btc encryption will be broken by quantum computers in 2029 and we have to play in another thing like btc.
[2026-03-30 02:19:05] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: quantum computing can be beneficial for btc, and just with a soft fork we can integrate quantum resistance
[2026-03-30 02:20:02] Shiro : This quantum fraud must be separating by some big operations like blackrock I guess to makes you fool
[2026-03-30 02:23:33] Shiro : 2018 china fraud
[2026-03-30 02:23:40] Shiro : 2026 quantum fraud
[2026-03-30 02:23:46] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-30 02:33:47] bmagic : Shiro: bottom signals in, send it
[2026-03-30 02:34:58] Shiro : bmagic: let's send shawn to the moon, we can make a decent shawn still 🤣
[2026-03-30 02:35:29] Shiro : Always use he's words as inverse indicator
[2026-03-30 02:44:39] BlissRP : infinite uppo
[2026-03-30 02:48:31] PeacenLuv : big pump btc
[2026-03-30 02:48:33] PeacenLuv : lezgohh
[2026-03-30 02:53:30] PeacenLuv : btc for realll
[2026-03-30 02:54:03] PeacenLuv : 66908 longstops
[2026-03-30 02:54:59] bmagic : Shiro: see I put a mini short on when it was called and it's stopped out already
[2026-03-30 02:55:18] bmagic : Should have known better
[2026-03-30 02:57:08] Shiro : Hahaha
[2026-03-30 02:57:47] Shiro : Ok 67500 what do you think reject or 68500-900? @bmagic
[2026-03-30 02:57:57] BlissRP : infinite up
[2026-03-30 02:58:06] BlissRP : no use talking about price until we run out of room for digits
[2026-03-30 02:58:07] Shiro : BlissRP: upo?
[2026-03-30 02:58:15] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-30 02:58:23] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-30 02:58:44] Shiro : I can enjoy my breakfast now 😇
[2026-03-30 03:04:56] bmagic : Shiro: I think sub 65 then decision
[2026-03-30 03:05:29] bmagic : The bottom from yesterday was a shakeout not a reversal
[2026-03-30 03:05:35] BlissRP : down is impossible
[2026-03-30 03:05:43] BlissRP : boots would never hit the ground and lead us to 30keks
[2026-03-30 03:05:45] BlissRP : thats illegal
[2026-03-30 03:05:54] BlissRP : strait opens today
[2026-03-30 03:12:00] Shiro : Kash Patel email get hacked by Iranian!!!
[2026-03-30 03:12:08] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc
[2026-03-30 03:12:21] Shiro : Wtf he's such a nasty guy spider kash you're nasty 🤢🤣
[2026-03-30 03:12:25] BlissRP : bro that was like 3 days ago
[2026-03-30 03:12:31] BlissRP : im already logged into his pron account
[2026-03-30 03:12:57] Shiro : Why he's using xvideos as there are many better options?🤣🤣🤣 @BlissRP
[2026-03-30 03:13:10] BlissRP : goated site
[2026-03-30 03:13:17] Shiro : 😂😂😂😂
[2026-03-30 03:13:23] Shiro : Nasty spider kash
[2026-03-30 03:26:32] Shiro : Let's fomo begin:doge:
[2026-03-30 03:29:43] BlissRP : i need
[2026-03-30 03:29:44] BlissRP : foe moe
[2026-03-30 03:30:00] BlissRP : Shiro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_6RDuiUyFk
[2026-03-30 03:30:06] BlissRP : one cup
[2026-03-30 03:30:08] BlissRP : i need
[2026-03-30 03:30:10] BlissRP : foe moe
[2026-03-30 03:30:50] Shiro : :doge: @BlissRP
[2026-03-30 03:43:32] Shiro : https://youtu.be/xjNiZFxq5JA?si=QPsI9N3cy6M1_1Ii attack time
[2026-03-30 03:54:51] bmagic : Cup and hanaldle
[2026-03-30 03:55:04] bmagic : Long
[2026-03-30 03:56:46] bmagic : Sorry it's a dump
[2026-03-30 03:56:55] bmagic : No its a moon
[2026-03-30 03:58:33] Shiro : 68 is next 😈😄
[2026-03-30 03:58:42] Shiro : High 68
[2026-03-30 03:59:37] Shiro : Heatmap showing juicy liqs above 68500
[2026-03-30 04:02:20] BlissRP : heatmaps are unnecessary
[2026-03-30 04:02:32] BlissRP : we promised no price talk until we run out of digits
[2026-03-30 04:02:38] BlissRP : infinity soon
[2026-03-30 04:03:49] Shiro : Anything that works for you is necessary, for me vol profile, MA, heatmap and footprints working well :doge:
[2026-03-30 04:07:49] BlissRP : infinity works for me
[2026-03-30 04:08:01] Shiro : Hahaha
[2026-03-30 04:08:03] BlissRP : and it works for you too if you keep promises
[2026-03-30 04:08:13] BlissRP : no more price and indicator talk
[2026-03-30 04:08:18] BlissRP : or infinity will reverse
[2026-03-30 04:08:23] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-30 04:09:53] PeacenLuv : btc has never dubl topped ie 126790 kiss
[2026-03-30 04:10:17] PeacenLuv : hangonnnn btc bullaz
[2026-03-30 04:11:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 8 Cont @ 2045.41 ($1,102.96)
[2026-03-30 04:11:29] PeacenLuv : 5mins totally pumping 126790 doesnt show as a top
[2026-03-30 04:11:53] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67258 weeeeeee
[2026-03-30 05:07:19] Shiro : 👀
[2026-03-30 05:20:43] The_Reaper : Full retrace on market open
[2026-03-30 05:20:58] The_Reaper : What d!ck forgot to remove his orders 😂😂😂
[2026-03-30 05:26:10] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc
[2026-03-30 05:26:25] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67508
[2026-03-30 05:41:10] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 5min longittuplezghohh
[2026-03-30 05:42:16] Shiro : Shall we sell and dump our bags?😁
[2026-03-30 05:44:39] Shiro : Magic sell,sell magic @bmagic 🤣
[2026-03-30 06:20:35] Shiro : Ok now adding up 🤣😂
[2026-03-30 06:27:56] bmagic : Selll
[2026-03-30 06:28:00] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -2,000 USD @ 67504.6241 ```
[2026-03-30 06:28:58] Shiro : You're playing it reverse again!
[2026-03-30 06:29:21] Shiro : EU EU in 30mins
[2026-03-30 06:32:10] Finnic99 : Weak weak
[2026-03-30 06:32:44] REKTakaMagicTric : first time smthing positive happens when i sleep tight
[2026-03-30 06:33:37] Threon : PeacenLuv:
[2026-03-30 06:48:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 369 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.13)
[2026-03-30 06:48:55] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 367 BMEX @ 0.093 ($34.94)
[2026-03-30 06:49:09] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 10,000 USD @ 66416.4979 ```
[2026-03-30 06:49:50] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 186 BMEX @ 0.093 ($17.71)
[2026-03-30 06:49:58] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 377 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.89)
[2026-03-30 06:50:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 367 BMEX @ 0.093 ($34.94)
[2026-03-30 06:50:16] Shiro : Maybe i should hold it till US opening and deciding after, if s&p drop we gonna drop too
[2026-03-30 06:50:43] Shiro : Still one tweet can change everything
[2026-03-30 06:50:52] Shiro : But s&p looking ugly
[2026-03-30 06:51:23] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 378 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.99)
[2026-03-30 06:51:39] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 372 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.41)
[2026-03-30 06:51:43] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 373 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.51)
[2026-03-30 06:51:48] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 366 BMEX @ 0.093 ($34.84)
[2026-03-30 06:51:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 361 BMEX @ 0.093 ($34.37)
[2026-03-30 06:51:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 373 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.51)
[2026-03-30 06:52:00] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 377 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.89)
[2026-03-30 06:52:00] Shiro : Awww poor bmex 🤣
[2026-03-30 06:52:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 374 BMEX @ 0.093 ($35.60)
[2026-03-30 06:52:19] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 356 BMEX @ 0.093 ($33.89)
[2026-03-30 06:52:21] Shiro : I thought bmex is store of value 😂🤣
[2026-03-30 06:52:25] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BMEXUSDT`: Sell 365 BMEX @ 0.093 ($34.75)
[2026-03-30 06:55:27] REKTakaMagicTric : Shiro: just in case nasdaq100 have more crypto stock in .. and queston why u looking more sp for btc markets? :doge: dax30 and sp500 often moves hand to hand and nasdaq lives a bit own life
[2026-03-30 06:56:35] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: past couple of months s&p effecting BTC and they're moving together, so if it's drop we gonna drop
[2026-03-30 06:57:07] Shiro : Also last month it's reversal moves reacting to oil
[2026-03-30 06:58:08] Shiro : I think trump gonna do some dodgy moves and act before US market opening
[2026-03-30 06:58:28] REKTakaMagicTric : Shiro: hmm idk.. watching 4h nasdaQ candles it seems it have bottomed last week for long time .. smthing crazy have to happen to keep this bear market
[2026-03-30 06:58:31] Shiro : Otherwise ciaociao s&p
[2026-03-30 07:00:08] Shiro : Everything depends on scammer president, let's see when he wake up how's he feeling and how's he's mod :doge:
[2026-03-30 07:00:58] Shiro : But for now still good chance we're going above 68500 to grab all those liqs
[2026-03-30 07:02:45] Shiro : EU EU send it high comeon 😄🌝
[2026-03-30 07:08:03] Shiro : bmagic: magic magic! EU pump confirmed 👌🏻
[2026-03-30 07:09:37] BlissRP : alright hes still talking about price
[2026-03-30 07:09:41] BlissRP : take it to 0 today
[2026-03-30 07:09:44] BlissRP : time to teach some lessons
[2026-03-30 07:09:54] Shiro : BlissRP: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-30 07:09:59] Shiro : I dare you
[2026-03-30 07:10:13] BlissRP : i will it
[2026-03-30 07:10:16] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-30 07:10:26] Shiro : :arthur:
[2026-03-30 07:10:49] Shiro : The only thing can go down right now is bmex the token of value
[2026-03-30 07:10:57] Shiro : Bmex store of value
[2026-03-30 07:49:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 28 Cont @ 2055.93 ($3,879.56) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2026-03-30 07:51:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 1359 Cont @ 2061.43 ($188,939.57) - Up only!
[2026-03-30 07:53:55] REKTakaMagicTric : what does mean that for last 24h usdt volume have been 58% higher than btc? is it monday thing
[2026-03-30 08:01:58] Shiro : You don't know shiro he's hero!? 😇😂
[2026-03-30 08:03:45] Shiro : Ok first TP done 👍🏻✅
[2026-03-30 08:04:19] Shiro : Next TP 68500
[2026-03-30 08:08:57] bmagic : Shiro dump time
[2026-03-30 08:09:49] Shiro : bmagic: liq grab magic liq grab above 68500 check the heatmap
[2026-03-30 08:10:15] Shiro : US opening can cause the dump BTC and s&p
[2026-03-30 08:10:20] Shiro : And pump the oil
[2026-03-30 08:13:44] Gandalf the Grey : we are at the triangle again. Lets see if we can penetrate
[2026-03-30 08:14:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTK26`: Buy 10000 USD @ 68067.5
[2026-03-30 08:16:36] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: can you have your shawarma earlier today 😂🤣
[2026-03-30 08:16:49] Gandalf the Grey : i just woke up
[2026-03-30 08:17:03] Gandalf the Grey : tp hit lol
[2026-03-30 08:17:08] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-30 08:17:13] Shiro : Good way to wake up
[2026-03-30 08:17:50] Gandalf the Grey : i am still traumatized by the shawarma i got yesterday
[2026-03-30 08:18:03] Gandalf the Grey : so today I think i get kebab or normal chicken
[2026-03-30 08:18:24] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-30 08:32:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMM
[2026-03-30 08:44:35] 45th_blown_account : this is a fugazzi pump :pepe:
[2026-03-30 08:46:37] PeacenLuv : poooompahh btc pumpittuppppp
[2026-03-30 08:48:13] PeacenLuv : stops up 67666
[2026-03-30 08:49:04] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhweeee btccccc
[2026-03-30 09:04:50] caex : It’s shaping up to be a very nice trap for European bulls😄
[2026-03-30 09:07:15] BMEXcheers : https://ibb.co/8gs1ZyfM
[2026-03-30 09:07:17] BMEXcheers : :¬)
[2026-03-30 09:07:27] BMEXcheers : results from my trading bot
[2026-03-30 09:07:29] BMEXcheers : kino
[2026-03-30 09:09:14] Shiro : caex: we're all waiting for president to announce he's scam tweet 😂
[2026-03-30 09:09:38] Shiro : But nice profits in the meantime ain't 🥳
[2026-03-30 09:10:54] caex : Shiro: Yesterday in an interview, he said he wants Iranian oil.😱
[2026-03-30 09:12:08] Shiro : caex: oh wow I thought he was interested on beautiful persian girls 😂🤣
[2026-03-30 09:12:17] caex : https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/mar/30/price-of-oil-trump-iran-stock-markets-middle-east?utm_source=chatgpt.com
[2026-03-30 09:12:25] caex : not joke haha
[2026-03-30 09:13:35] Shiro : No cheap oil for him either this regime or next one neither
[2026-03-30 09:14:59] caex : I’m waiting for his next interview when he says he’s Satoshi Nakamoto and that the Moon belongs to the USA😄😄😄😄😄😄
[2026-03-30 09:15:43] Shiro : caex: oh what!!! I thought that guy who's having kid's for he's breakfast was satoshi!!!
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[2026-03-30 09:15:56] Shiro : What was he's name? Mr hot dogs and pizza
[2026-03-30 09:16:01] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-30 09:16:13] caex : 😆
[2026-03-30 09:17:52] Shiro : Ok let's grab the liq above 68500 before us opening and we're safe to get rid of this bag 🥳
[2026-03-30 09:25:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : 97k @ wednesday
[2026-03-30 09:25:23] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: 3k in 2mins
[2026-03-30 09:25:27] Shiro : 🤣😂
[2026-03-30 09:25:29] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +666
[2026-03-30 09:26:54] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: sorry mate I had to steal abit from your pocket for my high maintenance gf and still holding my long 😁
[2026-03-30 09:27:08] Shiro : But maybe I'll join you again who knows 🤣
[2026-03-30 09:29:03] Shiro : If 68400-900/69 reject shlrt is safu 😇
[2026-03-30 09:29:08] Shiro : Let's see
[2026-03-30 09:38:45] CaptainMooncoin : I have to stare down my screen now
[2026-03-30 09:38:49] CaptainMooncoin : in too much stress
[2026-03-30 09:40:37] Shiro : CaptainMooncoin: why overlev?
[2026-03-30 09:40:59] CaptainMooncoin : to become millionaire within the hour
[2026-03-30 09:41:01] Shiro : We had just %1.5 move nothing crazy yet
[2026-03-30 09:41:05] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-30 09:41:13] Shiro : Gl mate @CaptainMooncoin
[2026-03-30 09:57:22] CaptainMooncoin : we going up up up its our moment
[2026-03-30 09:57:40] CaptainMooncoin : gonna be gonna be golden
[2026-03-30 09:59:14] Gandalf the Grey : staring at the screen does not move the price bro
[2026-03-30 09:59:24] Gandalf the Grey : enter, set stop and TPs and you can leave
[2026-03-30 09:59:53] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-30 10:00:25] Shiro : Too much lev is bad for your skins and sperms 🤣
[2026-03-30 10:01:28] Shiro : So if you're not married to a gorgeous beautiful woman yet it's not recommended 😂
[2026-03-30 10:01:55] Gandalf the Grey : gotta risk it for the biscuit
[2026-03-30 10:02:06] Shiro : Lmao
[2026-03-30 10:06:23] CaptainMooncoin : why is the fee so high here on bitmex
[2026-03-30 10:06:59] CaptainMooncoin : is it because arthur wants to wipe his black ass with golden toilet paper?
[2026-03-30 10:07:08] Shiro : Lord Arthur need new penthouse and lambos
[2026-03-30 10:07:18] Shiro : Insurance
[2026-03-30 10:07:57] CaptainMooncoin : arthur my bitch, just use a bidet
[2026-03-30 10:11:35] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: are you still holding your long?
[2026-03-30 10:11:59] Gandalf the Grey : yup still bullish imo
[2026-03-30 10:13:57] Shiro : Same but literally lots of guys super bearish and calling for a big drop, maybe it's just me and you are the only bull right bow 😄🤣
[2026-03-30 10:14:18] contract details : how much more do i need to buy before green
[2026-03-30 10:14:21] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-30 10:14:24] Shiro : Maybe it's not a bad Idea to think about a small short position abit higher
[2026-03-30 10:15:13] Shiro : Let's see if 69 going to reject it I might join the bera again 😒😶
[2026-03-30 10:16:01] Gandalf the Grey : i mean if we dunk below mid 66.5k I would wait
[2026-03-30 10:16:04] Gandalf the Grey : but no need short imo
[2026-03-30 10:16:17] Gandalf the Grey : this is like longing from 73k
[2026-03-30 10:17:36] Shiro : Yeah not here thoo if we grab all liqs above and run out of momentum, let's see for now I think still we're safu
[2026-03-30 10:18:14] Gandalf the Grey : ppl just see a big candela and start overthinking
[2026-03-30 10:18:44] Gandalf the Grey : we also have powell today
[2026-03-30 10:19:00] Gandalf the Grey : in 4h or so
[2026-03-30 10:19:12] Shiro : Fs i forgotten about that
[2026-03-30 10:19:57] Djdez : Get ready for long liquidations now
[2026-03-30 10:21:11] Shiro : Djdez: are you kidding check the heatmap it's not make any sense we need to grab short squeeze first check it just abit higher above us 68400-900
[2026-03-30 10:25:24] Shiro : Playing COD it's best thing I can do for now to not make any stupid decisions till US opens
[2026-03-30 10:25:26] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-30 10:25:30] Shiro : BRB
[2026-03-30 10:26:24] Gandalf the Grey : Teabag some kids yeah
[2026-03-30 10:26:49] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-30 10:28:28] Djdez : Shiro: but there is also huge density below 67k
[2026-03-30 10:36:14] CaptainMooncoin : bears gonna win this fight
[2026-03-30 10:37:24] CaptainMooncoin : dogecoin has me trapped in her puss
[2026-03-30 10:37:50] CaptainMooncoin : cannot pull my dick out
[2026-03-30 10:38:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 50480 DOGE @ 0.09228 ($4,654.51) - Bro fomo’d in at the top like it’s 2021 again
[2026-03-30 10:38:55] CaptainMooncoin : my ass is liquidated
[2026-03-30 10:44:43] CaptainMooncoin : elon has crushed my dream of becoming a millionaire
[2026-03-30 10:45:24] Djdez : CaptainMooncoin: its untradeable, its a rollette
[2026-03-30 10:47:49] CaptainMooncoin : its elon stopping everyone from earning some money
[2026-03-30 11:02:37] Shiro : CaptainMooncoin: sorry to hear that ser, but what do you expect high lev it's just gambling maybe it's better to bet on red/black roulette and it's more profitable
[2026-03-30 11:03:24] Shiro : Rather than making that mill in a month if you divide it to 12month it's much easier and reachable
[2026-03-30 11:18:15] Traczii : :catjam:
[2026-03-30 11:22:18] bmagic : Doomsday
[2026-03-30 11:27:06] ninnk : uhh
[2026-03-30 11:27:48] Gandalf the Grey : what in 7 hells is going oooon
[2026-03-30 11:28:28] REKTakaMagicTric : 1 min candles making green midlefinger for bulls or bears im not sure
[2026-03-30 11:30:26] Gandalf the Grey : some data or what
[2026-03-30 11:31:22] Gandalf the Grey : Donald must have said sth
[2026-03-30 11:36:43] contract details : donald died
[2026-03-30 11:36:55] contract details : Trump: Great progress has been made 13:29 Mar 30 Trump: Deal will 'probably' be reached. 13:28 Mar 30 Trump on Iran: Will completely obliterate all of Iran's electric generating plants, oil wells, and Kharg Island if a deal is not reached 13:26 Mar 30 Trump on Iran: The US is in serious discussions with a new, and more reasonable, regime to end our military operations in Iran
[2026-03-30 11:39:30] ninnk : enemyship with china ended. now iran is my worst enemy. :pepe:
[2026-03-30 11:40:34] contract details : very reasonable people the chinese
[2026-03-30 11:40:43] contract details : i know a lot of chinese people, good people, very hard working people
[2026-03-30 11:41:42] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: told you only Moo
[2026-03-30 11:43:17] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Moo it!!
[2026-03-30 11:46:33] Gandalf the Grey : i wanna see daily bart 90k haha
[2026-03-30 11:47:32] REKTakaMagicTric : ye this is pretty much iran and trump https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zIjimwmbBT0 :D
[2026-03-30 12:08:46] bluemaster : Bueno Dias Muchachos , did anyone missed me here or you all sick of me :me:
[2026-03-30 12:08:52] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-03-30 12:10:28] Gandalf the Grey : pls ser bring 80k bakkt
[2026-03-30 12:10:31] bluemaster : imagine using stop losses here 😜
[2026-03-30 12:10:59] bluemaster : https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1601772005526740993
[2026-03-30 12:10:59] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgo btc
[2026-03-30 12:11:13] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 287,200 USD @ 70871.7222 ```
[2026-03-30 12:11:19] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 157,100 USD @ 69448.3027 ```
[2026-03-30 12:11:20] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67508
[2026-03-30 12:13:47] bluemaster : where is all bots gone only 412 left ?
[2026-03-30 12:23:27] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAAMMMM
[2026-03-30 12:34:05] Gandalf the Grey : 68.5k nice target
[2026-03-30 12:37:55] Djdez : Shiro: 68k yes you might be right ✅️
[2026-03-30 12:40:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : 78k tonight
[2026-03-30 12:40:14] Dr.van_Doom666 : MOOONN!!!
[2026-03-30 13:03:48] neki : hm
[2026-03-30 13:03:56] neki : so whats the fastest way to 74 now
[2026-03-30 13:03:58] neki : ?
[2026-03-30 13:04:33] neki : dirty murican shiet of a piece
[2026-03-30 13:05:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: we will never see 74k again. screenshot it
[2026-03-30 13:06:31] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: buht if i screenshot this, I also get your comment right above mine ? so which one is it? Doom 78k tonight : OR : Doom never 74k
[2026-03-30 13:06:47] neki : Ser, the DOOm indicator is confusing
[2026-03-30 13:06:50] neki : :D
[2026-03-30 13:12:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : 70300 then 25k
[2026-03-30 13:14:15] neki : ok, I will will something less confusing
[2026-03-30 13:14:24] neki : :D
[2026-03-30 13:14:27] bluemaster : neki: what happen to your will power man ?
[2026-03-30 13:15:16] neki : bluemaster: gues Trumps was bigger.. shortterm, he and BAron cooked me.. but do dont despair. Its coming baakt with interest
[2026-03-30 13:15:57] neki : Also, interim I switched to tree-huging. Did wonders from 64.9k :D
[2026-03-30 13:18:27] neki : I wonder if I get another dip to load spot.. fukk futures trading alone
[2026-03-30 13:19:35] bluemaster : neki: they just trying monthly window dressing embarrassing to have 6 monthly red candles , anyway soon or later this bullshit will end and we will go to the moon ,try to survive and count Pnl in BTC
[2026-03-30 13:19:59] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-03-30 13:22:31] Gandalf the Grey : Mashallah
[2026-03-30 13:22:41] contract details : bitcoin akbar
[2026-03-30 13:22:49] Gandalf the Grey : yaaaa
[2026-03-30 13:23:25] contract details : our hero powell talking
[2026-03-30 13:23:27] contract details : amin
[2026-03-30 13:23:51] neki : bluemaster: ya, I had it rough since 25th MArch dip.. closed the 73k short hedge on failed 71800 breakout.. couldnt rterenter nicely since, so I took some naked loss here.. is oke 10k dip portfolio still healthy but bruised
[2026-03-30 13:23:52] neki : :D
[2026-03-30 13:24:10] Gandalf the Grey : he can send us above 70k hopefully
[2026-03-30 13:24:30] neki : this will be a revenge candle.. 7k body 10k wick
[2026-03-30 13:24:32] contract details : someone buy him a new printer :pepe:
[2026-03-30 13:24:51] Gandalf the Grey : this pre powell
[2026-03-30 13:26:05] neki : powell might just realise that theres some shiet going on.. that yeees, shouldve marked up the rates in january, the shouldve dropped them in March. I dunno - he might wanna "lookat the data"
[2026-03-30 13:27:48] neki : fkkin retard theoretical saving the economy with obsolete Philips curve mentallity. Dude, the theorem was good for 60's post-war boom economy and its not even politicaly clean solution
[2026-03-30 13:28:15] Gandalf the Grey : Come Jerome give us wicku
[2026-03-30 13:29:24] neki : cmonwe cant have the fkkin markets reaxting to Twitts and Harvard ceremonial speeches.. This is just to rekt to save