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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-29 08:30:18] BlissRP : riding to 30 [2026-03-29 08:30:22] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-29 08:30:56] Shiro : BlissRP: yeah 95 is safu as right now 72 is top [2026-03-29 08:31:06] Shiro : The best case scenario is 83 [2026-03-29 08:31:23] BlissRP : sol ser [2026-03-29 08:31:36] BlissRP : i dont trade boring ass btc [2026-03-29 08:31:42] BlissRP : like watching paint dry [2026-03-29 08:32:06] Shiro : Oh ok, I don't have any idea or knowledge about other coin and tokens I'm funking only with BTC [2026-03-29 08:32:26] Shiro : BTC is king, big man thing [2026-03-29 08:35:40] BlissRP : Shiro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHPmilVET10 [2026-03-29 08:36:33] Shiro : BlissRP: chip :doge: [2026-03-29 08:37:29] BlissRP : look nice smell nice big man ting [2026-03-29 08:39:30] Shiro : Next week I'm going back home everyday nice smell things 🪔🌬️ [2026-03-29 08:40:04] Shiro : Zkittlez 💯 [2026-03-29 08:46:30] Vaaachaaa : retest that res [2026-03-29 08:46:56] Vaaachaaa : whale buy and price down ? [2026-03-29 08:49:09] Vaaachaaa : 66666 :) [2026-03-29 09:10:21] PeacenLuv : btcz lit only longs here lezgohh [2026-03-29 09:13:15] PeacenLuv : btc poooompahhh new ath inbound [2026-03-29 09:36:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 66496.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-29 09:37:19] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: Shawarma was shit. We going down [2026-03-29 09:37:41] Gandalf the Grey : I think the worst I have ever had. I disgrace [2026-03-29 09:38:30] bmagic : Shiro: that's all you're going to get [2026-03-29 09:40:03] Gandalf the Grey : You pinky swear this is bottom? [2026-03-29 09:42:45] Gandalf the Grey : Can I put my rent money on this [2026-03-29 10:00:10] BlissRP : lmao [2026-03-29 10:00:18] BlissRP : lay off the crack [2026-03-29 10:08:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 1994.94 ($132.62) [2026-03-29 10:11:05] Shiro : bmagic: strike magic strike [2026-03-29 10:11:26] Shiro : I had my luch belly is full best time to make a bad decision [2026-03-29 10:19:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 66426.6 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-29 10:20:25] bmagic : Strike it hot [2026-03-29 10:20:29] bmagic : Strike it now [2026-03-29 10:20:35] bmagic : Long for the win [2026-03-29 10:20:42] Shiro : Let's gooo [2026-03-29 10:21:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4500 USD @ 66407 [2026-03-29 10:22:42] MANsa_MOONsa : this it [2026-03-29 10:22:51] MANsa_MOONsa : grab ur tickets [2026-03-29 10:23:55] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 6,000 USD @ 66390.0415 ``` [2026-03-29 10:24:17] Shiro : Same size same price as yesterday 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-29 10:24:31] Shiro : $50 cheaper thoo [2026-03-29 10:25:56] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: mansa moonsa 🌛 [2026-03-29 10:25:58] BlissRP : buying tops for financial freedom [2026-03-29 10:26:17] Shiro : 68 baby 68900 [2026-03-29 10:27:07] Shiro : @godblessyou where's ma jew pump ⛽ 😁 [2026-03-29 10:29:25] bmagic : S [2026-03-29 10:29:27] bmagic : E [2026-03-29 10:29:29] bmagic : N [2026-03-29 10:29:31] bmagic : D [2026-03-29 10:29:32] bmagic : I [2026-03-29 10:29:34] bmagic : T [2026-03-29 10:29:38] Shiro : bmagic: you had your bag? [2026-03-29 10:29:39] bmagic : :rocket: [2026-03-29 10:30:01] Shiro : 68 ain't joke [2026-03-29 10:35:23] BMEXcheers : GodBleesYou: question, the bot i've been building is ai slop? Surely every man and his dog his building trading bots? [2026-03-29 10:38:54] MANsa_MOONsa : oh snap [2026-03-29 10:39:01] MANsa_MOONsa : did we lose 66500 support? [2026-03-29 10:39:02] MANsa_MOONsa : ugh [2026-03-29 10:39:42] Shiro : Snap 67500<68900 [2026-03-29 10:39:46] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-29 10:40:12] Vaaachaaa : BMEXcheers: personally I try to make it non-trivial... [2026-03-29 10:40:15] MANsa_MOONsa : i see it [2026-03-29 10:42:34] BMEXcheers : Vaaachaaa: what do you mean? [2026-03-29 10:43:29] Vaaachaaa : BMEXcheers: i'm making a bot, i'm trying to make it profitable complicated at the moment and sorry for my bad english [2026-03-29 10:44:11] Vaaachaaa : @admin ? [2026-03-29 10:44:24] Vaaachaaa : How can I change my color name ? [2026-03-29 10:44:55] Vaaachaaa : good for me [2026-03-29 10:45:37] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: top of the chat menu click on the pen 🖊️ icon and change it [2026-03-29 10:45:50] Shiro : It's not working on phones thoo [2026-03-29 10:46:05] Vaaachaaa : it has good entries but a lot of stop hunting on weekends [2026-03-29 10:46:34] MANsa_MOONsa : Vaaachaaa: thin books [2026-03-29 10:46:41] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: vachaaaa vachaaa purple gang 😈 [2026-03-29 10:47:05] BMEXcheers : my bot works and it'll trade on 1hr or 4hr - i also back tested it and its pretty good, currently paper testing using mex websockets [2026-03-29 10:47:08] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: yeah I love this color ;) [2026-03-29 10:47:17] BMEXcheers : but im thinking 'surely i cannot be the only one' [2026-03-29 10:47:26] bmagic : It's because you're both gay [2026-03-29 10:47:28] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: you're gay thoo 😂🤣 [2026-03-29 10:47:29] BMEXcheers : i know reddit i see lots of posts about peoples bots (mostly scams) [2026-03-29 10:47:41] Shiro : I need pinkish gayish colour 😂🤣 [2026-03-29 10:47:55] bmagic : Ultra gay [2026-03-29 10:47:59] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: no I have a daughter ^^ [2026-03-29 10:48:07] Shiro : bmagic: lol we said it together it means you're gay 🤣😂 [2026-03-29 10:48:07] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: 0.6475 XBT RPNL, -0.0000 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-03-29 10:48:08] bmagic : Does she know? [2026-03-29 10:48:13] MANsa_MOONsa : bored [2026-03-29 10:48:40] bmagic : Shiro: no I'm only gay if this dump below 65k tonight [2026-03-29 10:48:51] MANsa_MOONsa : lol [2026-03-29 10:48:55] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: still you can be gay and not aware of it, I understood it since chatting with @bmagic 🤣 [2026-03-29 10:48:57] MANsa_MOONsa : 68 today [2026-03-29 10:49:35] Shiro : bmagic: 67500 if it's break<68900 huge biatch selling point [2026-03-29 10:49:40] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: ahahaha I won't say anything about this comment [2026-03-29 10:50:09] bmagic : He has a gay feeling for me. I discovered it [2026-03-29 10:50:20] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: you need to chat on here more, since I start to chat on here I'm about to dump my gf 💔😂 [2026-03-29 10:50:22] bmagic : Whenever I say long he loves it [2026-03-29 10:50:45] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: me too xD [2026-03-29 10:50:50] MANsa_MOONsa : 8-) [2026-03-29 10:51:12] Vaaachaaa : since btc 3k [2026-03-29 10:51:44] Shiro : Fs I really need a footprint indicator 😭😞 [2026-03-29 10:53:02] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: thx a lot !!! ^^ [2026-03-29 10:54:08] Vaaachaaa : mmmm complicated... for this [2026-03-29 10:55:38] Vaaachaaa : come on close with my take profit sometimes ? [2026-03-29 11:06:45] MANsa_MOONsa : eth reclaim 2030 and GLORY [2026-03-29 11:07:04] MANsa_MOONsa : its PEPE TIME@@ [2026-03-29 11:07:30] Vaaachaaa : ty for this pump [2026-03-29 11:08:05] BlissRP : 66669 [2026-03-29 11:08:11] Gandalf the Grey : 0.5 percent pumps always nicu [2026-03-29 11:08:51] Gandalf the Grey : now the real move as always lol [2026-03-29 11:11:47] BMEXcheers : trade in usd not btc [2026-03-29 11:13:22] Gandalf the Grey : trendline at 66800...... [2026-03-29 11:14:18] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I got my self in just on time 😁 [2026-03-29 11:14:27] Shiro : Thanks for shawarma pump mate [2026-03-29 11:14:41] Gandalf the Grey : the main question is if it is worth it [2026-03-29 11:14:50] Gandalf the Grey : i do not trust it too much [2026-03-29 11:15:01] Gandalf the Grey : we are still locked in volume node and no trend [2026-03-29 11:15:45] Shiro : I'm really confident that we're going to 67500 and retest it if it's break high 68 possible [2026-03-29 11:16:17] Shiro : Now again I can move my SL above entry and just enjoy it like an idiot 😂 [2026-03-29 11:22:21] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 2,000 USD @ 66575.6799 ``` [2026-03-29 11:22:30] bmagic : I barely entered but it's all good [2026-03-29 11:22:35] bmagic : I'm short bias [2026-03-29 11:23:01] bmagic : If it pulls back I'll add [2026-03-29 11:23:01] Gandalf the Grey : I would flex it we go 69k [2026-03-29 11:23:11] Gandalf the Grey : now longers are lilke 0.3 percent up lol [2026-03-29 11:23:26] Shiro : Now we need @neki and he's wills and @godblessyou and jew pumps for continuation [2026-03-29 11:24:41] BlissRP : his will ran out of batteries [2026-03-29 11:24:50] Shiro : Imagine it just pop up to 83 str8 to grab all those liqs 😂🤣 [2026-03-29 11:25:00] BlissRP : imagine it doesnt! [2026-03-29 11:25:46] Shiro : BlissRP: worst case scenario I can't lose anything SL above my entry going to cover the fees and just wasting abit time hahaha [2026-03-29 11:25:52] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 6,000 USD @ 66390.0415 ``` [2026-03-29 11:26:05] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 70,000 USD @ 66481.4052 ``` [2026-03-29 11:26:08] Gandalf the Grey : risk moar [2026-03-29 11:26:20] Gandalf the Grey : /liq btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 64310.8 ``` [2026-03-29 11:26:33] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 [2026-03-29 11:26:39] Gandalf the Grey : no risku no ferrari [2026-03-29 11:26:43] Vaaachaaa : book profit and re-enter [2026-03-29 11:26:49] Vaaachaaa : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 300 USD @ 66731.2 ``` [2026-03-29 11:28:06] Vaaachaaa : no pain no gain [2026-03-29 11:29:09] Gandalf the Grey : If it does not give you 1:1 at least it is pointless to TP. [2026-03-29 11:29:50] Gandalf the Grey : Winners must make money for future losses [2026-03-29 11:30:03] BlissRP : try 20 times instead of keeping profitable trade [2026-03-29 11:30:04] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-29 11:30:08] BlissRP : perma loser [2026-03-29 11:30:11] Shiro : No TP go big or go home just manage to lose as minimum as possible and let it run forever 🤣 [2026-03-29 11:30:36] BlissRP : keep it simple, stupid [2026-03-29 11:30:37] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: lil bubble ^^ [2026-03-29 11:30:56] Vaaachaaa : nice music [2026-03-29 11:31:25] Shiro : https://youtu.be/WDgKqfbiWwA?si=JrZG2QFrn4345hI8 [2026-03-29 11:31:24] Gandalf the Grey : Ass is for exit not entreeee [2026-03-29 11:34:48] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: lmao 😂 [2026-03-29 11:40:11] Gandalf the Grey : right to the trendline kurwaaaaaa [2026-03-29 11:40:28] Vaaachaaa : a lot of sellers here... [2026-03-29 11:41:37] Shiro : Tranquilo it's going to break up [2026-03-29 11:41:54] Gandalf the Grey : I had a crap shawarma I deserve a pumpy [2026-03-29 11:42:00] Gandalf the Grey : So I can buy a steak for dinner [2026-03-29 11:42:08] Shiro : 😂🤣 [2026-03-29 11:42:10] Gandalf the Grey : Shawarma and Co [2026-03-29 11:42:13] Gandalf the Grey : do not order from them [2026-03-29 11:42:17] Gandalf the Grey : fucking crap [2026-03-29 11:46:41] Gandalf the Grey : Come baby you can do eeeet [2026-03-29 11:55:42] Vaaachaaa : CVD:+46% — acheteurs 🔴 FP:SELL -67% [2026-03-29 12:33:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Sell 898.9000 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 2.846 ($2,576.25) - Say hi to your wife’s boyfriend from the couch tonight [2026-03-29 12:33:40] Shiro : :doge: [2026-03-29 12:38:35] CaptainMooncoin : pnl here is not right. when you are in positive, it shows very small profit and when you in negative, it shows too much loss [2026-03-29 12:39:07] CaptainMooncoin : arthur my bitch gonna fix it [2026-03-29 12:39:53] Gandalf the Grey : You must practice aggressive staring at chart if you are underwater. [2026-03-29 12:40:52] CaptainMooncoin : and make it go my way like a cryptobender [2026-03-29 12:41:36] Shiro : Sundays are boring no fomo on Sunday ☹️ [2026-03-29 12:41:54] Shiro : Fomo fomo [2026-03-29 12:41:55] CaptainMooncoin : only homo on sunday [2026-03-29 12:42:17] Shiro : CaptainMooncoin: are you homo too?🤣 [2026-03-29 12:42:29] Shiro : Wtf is wrong with this trollbox 😂 [2026-03-29 12:44:01] CaptainMooncoin : no, I am only fomo [2026-03-29 12:44:52] REKTakaMagicTric : last too days have been like my bowel = constipation [2026-03-29 12:44:58] REKTakaMagicTric : no movement [2026-03-29 12:44:59] CaptainMooncoin : arthur is homo [2026-03-29 12:46:43] Shiro : Big boss gonna smash it and make it bounce :arthur: [2026-03-29 12:54:32] Shiro : 67500 loading up 😈🐄 [2026-03-29 13:08:01] Gandalf the Grey : I need a latina hoe this is too much [2026-03-29 13:08:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAUSD`: Sell 62 Cont @ 0.2417 ($99.83) [2026-03-29 13:08:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 10.7100 SOL @ 81.81 ($876.30) [2026-03-29 13:08:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 66558.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-29 13:08:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 1240 DOGE @ 0.09036 ($111.96) [2026-03-29 13:08:37] Shiro : Oh funk going to 0 🤣 [2026-03-29 13:08:45] Gandalf the Grey : eth moved a lot [2026-03-29 13:09:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.5800 ETH @ 1984.45 ($1,150.22) [2026-03-29 13:10:28] Gandalf the Grey : 66.3k is a homie inshallah [2026-03-29 13:10:59] Shiro : No Sl for me I'm not let this biatch shake me out :doge: [2026-03-29 13:12:23] OrangeBull : I think is time for the good and old everyine gte stop out time [2026-03-29 13:12:39] Gandalf the Grey : 74k longers had a similar plan xDD [2026-03-29 13:12:51] OrangeBull : I am waiting for a big fast old drop to get long... coem on [2026-03-29 13:12:55] OrangeBull : come on [2026-03-29 13:12:57] OrangeBull : time for the flush [2026-03-29 13:13:08] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣 [2026-03-29 13:13:44] Shiro : It was just a shakeout to keep bmagic away 😂😂😂 [2026-03-29 13:13:57] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 6,000 USD @ 66540.2402 ``` [2026-03-29 13:14:03] bmagic : But I was waiting for it [2026-03-29 13:14:18] Shiro : bmagic: magic magic crush coming close it up 🤣 [2026-03-29 13:14:20] bmagic : Noob MMs [2026-03-29 13:14:40] bmagic : Now it will pump to get Shiro to FOMO in [2026-03-29 13:14:55] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 6,000 USD @ 66390.0415 ``` [2026-03-29 13:15:08] Shiro : I'm always one foot in one foot out 😂 [2026-03-29 13:15:24] bmagic : That's usually how U find out Ur gay [2026-03-29 13:15:32] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-29 13:15:44] Shiro : Drop drop I wanna add 🥳 [2026-03-29 13:16:25] bmagic : Sorry the only drop will be your ass for the bulls [2026-03-29 13:18:37] Shiro : Shall I add up abit here or nahhh 😒 [2026-03-29 13:20:04] Gandalf the Grey : Listen to Kesha TikTok and then it will enlighten you to make a good decision [2026-03-29 13:20:50] Shiro : Who's kesha let me check it out I don't have tiktok only snap and nasty stuff here 😂🤣 [2026-03-29 13:21:19] PeacenLuv : log entry bt 66553 [2026-03-29 13:21:50] Shiro : Oh funk @PeacenLuv calling long it's going to the moon 🌝🤣 [2026-03-29 13:23:42] Gandalf the Grey : ema tunnel lamo [2026-03-29 13:24:31] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄😄😄adding longs here pumpittup btc [2026-03-29 13:25:14] Shiro : PeacenLuv: send me funds daddy, send me 1mill 😔 [2026-03-29 13:27:08] Gandalf the Grey : i send u [2026-03-29 13:27:33] Gandalf the Grey : and we can turn it to 100k together [2026-03-29 13:27:44] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: no you want to use and abuse me 🤣 [2026-03-29 13:27:57] Gandalf the Grey : i thought that was bmagic's plan [2026-03-29 13:28:01] Shiro : Hahaha 1mill to 100k challenge [2026-03-29 13:28:06] Shiro : 🤣😂 [2026-03-29 13:28:13] Gandalf the Grey : speedrun any% glitchless [2026-03-29 13:28:27] Gandalf the Grey : casual gambler vs ranked gambler [2026-03-29 13:28:30] Gandalf the Grey : loooooooooool [2026-03-29 13:28:42] Shiro : :arthur: [2026-03-29 13:29:11] Gandalf the Grey : i want a mooove ffs [2026-03-29 13:29:19] Gandalf the Grey : this is too much weekendy [2026-03-29 13:29:40] Shiro : Funding is high still [2026-03-29 13:30:10] Shiro : But we can do it, we're strong and dickhead 🤣 [2026-03-29 13:30:27] bmagic : PUMP [2026-03-29 13:31:10] Gandalf the Grey : iran said they gonna sell their army and long BTC [2026-03-29 13:31:37] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh fully bully btc [2026-03-29 13:31:52] Gandalf the Grey : someone should make Pumpatollah and Dumpatollah [2026-03-29 13:31:54] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDD [2026-03-29 13:32:00] Gandalf the Grey : ARTUREK [2026-03-29 13:32:04] Shiro : 🤣😂 [2026-03-29 13:32:45] Shiro : Iran holding too much BTC, it's super cheap mining [2026-03-29 13:33:56] Shiro : Free mining with mosque electricity we should move there [2026-03-29 13:34:39] Gandalf the Grey : we would gamble it here anyway [2026-03-29 13:34:49] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-29 13:35:03] Shiro : At the end only arturek winning [2026-03-29 13:35:14] Gandalf the Grey : ofc he is the admin [2026-03-29 13:36:25] Gandalf the Grey : I guess we found the fair price for BTC [2026-03-29 13:36:28] Gandalf the Grey : everyone happy [2026-03-29 13:37:02] Shiro : Ok added abit more [2026-03-29 13:37:25] Shiro : Still average globally mining proce is higher than this [2026-03-29 13:37:50] Shiro : I believe it's 70-75k average [2026-03-29 13:38:14] Shiro : In Iran it's coast 5k on average 🤣 [2026-03-29 13:40:03] Shiro : bmagic: /position xbtusd [2026-03-29 13:40:12] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 8,000 USD @ 66423.5565 ``` [2026-03-29 13:40:23] Shiro : Added up you gay boy 💪🏻😈 [2026-03-29 13:42:59] Gandalf the Grey : you are missing 0 at the end bro [2026-03-29 13:43:12] Gandalf the Grey : risk moaar [2026-03-29 13:44:09] Shiro : I don't have balls I'm risking only less than %5 of the account [2026-03-29 13:44:36] Shiro : I wanna fuck with higher lev but still afraid of 🥲 [2026-03-29 13:45:07] Gandalf the Grey : it is like a latina hoe [2026-03-29 13:45:11] Gandalf the Grey : she is very good [2026-03-29 13:45:20] Gandalf the Grey : but one bad move and you have a molotov in your face [2026-03-29 13:45:29] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-29 13:45:50] Gandalf the Grey : the problem with them is that when they are angry they are very cute [2026-03-29 13:45:56] Gandalf the Grey : so she wanna kill you but it is sexy [2026-03-29 13:45:57] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDD [2026-03-29 13:46:02] Shiro : Let me run this account to 100k and we can do one big 100x all in for glory of funk 🤣 [2026-03-29 13:46:27] Gandalf the Grey : or you can just market long bmex and get rekt in 1 second [2026-03-29 13:46:30] blaster33 : 60k tonight or tomorrow [2026-03-29 13:46:43] Gandalf the Grey : why [2026-03-29 13:46:54] Shiro : blaster33: 3k in 1min [2026-03-29 13:47:30] Shiro : blaster33: 250x short here really recommend [2026-03-29 13:47:42] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 9,000 USD @ 66548.6537 ``` [2026-03-29 13:48:03] Shiro : bmagic: don't copy my moves you gay 🤣 [2026-03-29 13:48:18] Gandalf the Grey : bro go to supermarket [2026-03-29 13:48:27] Gandalf the Grey : and ask them if they have white balls that come out of chickens [2026-03-29 13:48:29] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDD [2026-03-29 13:48:31] blaster33 : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -12,500 USD @ 71487.8 ``` [2026-03-29 13:49:59] Shiro : /position xbtusd @bmagic just to match it with yours 😄 ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 9,000 USD @ 66432.8231 ``` [2026-03-29 13:51:33] Gandalf the Grey : MmmmmMMMAaaaybach muuusic [2026-03-29 13:52:03] Shiro : 67500 send it 🐄⛽ [2026-03-29 13:53:33] bmagic : Gaybois united [2026-03-29 13:53:40] bmagic : Long for the green dildo [2026-03-29 13:55:53] bmagic : Shiro: we ride together we die together bad trades 4 life [2026-03-29 13:56:08] Shiro : bmagic: 🤣 [2026-03-29 13:56:30] Gandalf the Grey : make a bad decision, use ego to never close it as you have to be right [2026-03-29 13:56:34] Gandalf the Grey : Rinse and repeat right [2026-03-29 13:56:44] Gandalf the Grey : that is da plan [2026-03-29 13:57:08] Shiro : It's alright at worst case scenario we're going to Thailand and do boobs surgery and becoming a ladyboy and start up our business there 🤣😂 [2026-03-29 13:57:22] Gandalf the Grey : yes [2026-03-29 13:57:34] Gandalf the Grey : mango pineapple banana WATERMELOOOOOOn [2026-03-29 13:57:42] Gandalf the Grey : that lady is from Vietnam tho [2026-03-29 13:57:43] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-29 13:57:46] Gandalf the Grey : but it is ok [2026-03-29 13:58:11] PeacenLuv : adding longs beauty idea . sexy btc [2026-03-29 13:58:20] Gandalf the Grey : sir i wanna order massage with happy ending [2026-03-29 13:58:25] Gandalf the Grey : Ser this is a barber shop [2026-03-29 13:58:27] PeacenLuv : poooompahhhh [2026-03-29 13:58:28] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDD [2026-03-29 13:58:29] bmagic : Shiro: why are we going from gay to both becoming women? [2026-03-29 13:58:38] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahahaahahahah [2026-03-29 13:58:48] Gandalf the Grey : ascention [2026-03-29 13:59:01] Gandalf the Grey : faaaaaaah [2026-03-29 13:59:07] PeacenLuv : longstopd upyoull loke this 1 bullas . 66508 [2026-03-29 13:59:23] Shiro : bmagic: for wages raise [2026-03-29 13:59:31] Gandalf the Grey : ETH testing its big triangle support [2026-03-29 13:59:34] Gandalf the Grey : it is on the line now [2026-03-29 13:59:39] Shiro : We should play it smart if we want to make it 🤣😂 [2026-03-29 13:59:43] PeacenLuv : free willy free btc free arrythingggg [2026-03-29 13:59:44] Shiro : Fake it till you make it [2026-03-29 13:59:58] Vaaachaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 300 USD @ 66526.5 ``` [2026-03-29 14:00:25] PeacenLuv : btc no top [2026-03-29 14:00:43] PeacenLuv : Vaaachaaa: ahhhh you dirty dog u did it [2026-03-29 14:00:59] bmagic : Shiro: haha then reduce our positions to 1k [2026-03-29 14:00:59] Gandalf the Grey : 66420 ganja support [2026-03-29 14:01:05] Gandalf the Grey : nevermind [2026-03-29 14:01:06] PeacenLuv : Vaaachaaa: keep doubling safely [2026-03-29 14:01:39] Vaaachaaa : for absorb ? no no .. ^^ [2026-03-29 14:01:51] Shiro : bmagic: nahh @Gandalf the Grey daddy gonna cover our surgery coast and pimp us well [2026-03-29 14:02:25] Gandalf the Grey : sponsoring 2 ladyboys is definitely cheaper than a Saudi girlfriend [2026-03-29 14:02:28] Gandalf the Grey : I can tell u that lol [2026-03-29 14:02:40] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-29 14:03:04] bmagic : I won't be cheap but my return on investment will be huge. I'm a bit of a hoe [2026-03-29 14:03:13] Gandalf the Grey : we know yeah [2026-03-29 14:03:27] Gandalf the Grey : we saw what you did at backstage [2026-03-29 14:04:07] Shiro : Local bottom in play 🥳 [2026-03-29 14:04:43] bmagic : 🍤 [2026-03-29 14:04:50] Gandalf the Grey : i hope it is better that that shawarma i got [2026-03-29 14:04:56] Gandalf the Grey : i got traumatized [2026-03-29 14:05:16] Vaaachaaa : PeacenLuv: i want trade manual ... and absorb but I can't [2026-03-29 14:06:02] Gandalf the Grey : take a trade [2026-03-29 14:06:03] Gandalf the Grey : place a SL [2026-03-29 14:06:05] Gandalf the Grey : leave PC [2026-03-29 14:06:16] Gandalf the Grey : eventually you open a trade that will go 20 percent in your favor [2026-03-29 14:06:22] Gandalf the Grey : the more you touch it the more you fuck up [2026-03-29 14:06:35] PeacenLuv : 66433 saved me [2026-03-29 14:06:59] PeacenLuv : Vaaachaaa: keep trying dont csay cant [2026-03-29 14:07:13] bmagic : Bottoms in [2026-03-29 14:07:15] PeacenLuv : ahhh stoppedcout [2026-03-29 14:07:27] PeacenLuv : still kickin [2026-03-29 14:07:43] bmagic : If this doesn't pump I'm going to Thailand to become a ladyboy so some tourist can figure themself out [2026-03-29 14:08:08] PeacenLuv : 😄long entry 66480 [2026-03-29 14:08:15] Gandalf the Grey : why u think this bottom [2026-03-29 14:08:15] Shiro : Lmao 😂 [2026-03-29 14:08:51] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: because he's bottom he sees everything as bottom 😄 [2026-03-29 14:09:04] Gandalf the Grey : I am an aggressive top [2026-03-29 14:09:06] Gandalf the Grey : dominant [2026-03-29 14:09:16] Shiro : Top G top G [2026-03-29 14:10:02] Vaaachaaa : ok lets go for mod manual [2026-03-29 14:10:10] PeacenLuv : liquid 66349 [2026-03-29 14:10:15] Vaaachaaa : im bullish [2026-03-29 14:10:41] Gandalf the Grey : it can go up or down I think [2026-03-29 14:10:46] PeacenLuv : i onlyvtrustbmanual actually simples best no choices [2026-03-29 14:10:51] Vaaachaaa : next res ? [2026-03-29 14:11:05] PeacenLuv : vuk the rest thing [2026-03-29 14:11:08] Gandalf the Grey : 66300 is friendly [2026-03-29 14:11:15] Gandalf the Grey : that is good [2026-03-29 14:11:27] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: I just read price action and order book [2026-03-29 14:11:28] PeacenLuv : Vaaachaaa: no res for us wicked nun [2026-03-29 14:11:38] bmagic : It's a potential bottom and volume spike is nice [2026-03-29 14:11:47] PeacenLuv : lol stops 66508 [2026-03-29 14:11:52] bmagic : Also I'm not a bottom yet until I become ladyboy. Then I will try [2026-03-29 14:11:56] PeacenLuv : patience [2026-03-29 14:12:00] PeacenLuv : pays [2026-03-29 14:12:01] bmagic : For now Dom the long [2026-03-29 14:12:12] Gandalf the Grey : Donald will decide [2026-03-29 14:12:20] PeacenLuv : let the steak b attracted 2 u [2026-03-29 14:12:42] PeacenLuv : stoicism [2026-03-29 14:12:51] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁 [2026-03-29 14:12:55] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,000 USD @ 66548.6537 ``` [2026-03-29 14:12:59] bmagic : I took some profit [2026-03-29 14:13:13] PeacenLuv : hf movukin hell wer goin [2026-03-29 14:13:27] Shiro : bmagic: such a cheap B 😂 [2026-03-29 14:13:31] PeacenLuv : up btc . who'd hav gezzed [2026-03-29 14:13:43] Shiro : %0.01 tp 😂🤣 [2026-03-29 14:13:55] PeacenLuv : duznt make my 126500 longs feel much better [2026-03-29 14:14:20] PeacenLuv : vukk 60k to see the light here [2026-03-29 14:14:38] PeacenLuv : im vukkun deep wifez pizzed [2026-03-29 14:15:01] PeacenLuv : 😁ya gotta lovitt [2026-03-29 14:15:33] PeacenLuv : k im adding i been protecting my big acct balance [2026-03-29 14:15:36] bmagic : Shiro: it's actually just derisking above entry [2026-03-29 14:15:48] Shiro : Tp allowed only above 67300 smart guys tp above 68 [2026-03-29 14:15:52] bmagic : It's a tactic I use to high lev in [2026-03-29 14:15:58] PeacenLuv : vukthizszchitt [2026-03-29 14:16:53] bmagic : I hope we dump into lower orders [2026-03-29 14:17:19] Shiro : bmagic: startup business with you it's gonna be chaos you're those kind of guy who's giving discount on our +VIIP services 😂🤣 [2026-03-29 14:17:22] PeacenLuv : i jus wanna take arryonez munny idfc [2026-03-29 14:18:41] PeacenLuv : i shud really i been thinking [2026-03-29 14:18:42] bmagic : Shiro: do U see a future with me? [2026-03-29 14:19:01] PeacenLuv : i shud sell the neighbours dog n ling it [2026-03-29 14:19:01] bmagic : First U pretend we gay together [2026-03-29 14:19:12] bmagic : Next we hungover in Thailand getting sex change [2026-03-29 14:19:18] PeacenLuv : n 3 cats [2026-03-29 14:19:21] bmagic : Now we start a business [2026-03-29 14:19:32] Shiro : I see only rewards and profits till I'm getting rekt and if I'm getting rekt I'm thinking about it after lol [2026-03-29 14:19:42] bmagic : 😂 [2026-03-29 14:19:50] Vaaachaaa : 😆 [2026-03-29 14:19:59] bmagic : Guaranteed rekt [2026-03-29 14:20:21] Shiro : Prostitute business is very profitable 😂🤣 [2026-03-29 14:22:02] Vaaachaaa : go spoofing [2026-03-29 14:22:11] Vaaachaaa : 😄 [2026-03-29 14:23:30] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: wanna join? We need more staff 😂 [2026-03-29 14:23:53] ninnk : wŏ ài niáng pào [2026-03-29 14:23:55] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: 😄 [2026-03-29 14:24:15] bmagic : 65900 to 77k would be nice [2026-03-29 14:24:18] Shiro : ninnk: see he's Thai [2026-03-29 14:25:22] Vaaachaaa : last absorb for me [2026-03-29 14:25:34] Gandalf the Grey : what is absorb [2026-03-29 14:25:43] Vaaachaaa : last buy [2026-03-29 14:25:47] Gandalf the Grey : ok [2026-03-29 14:25:56] Gandalf the Grey : why last one [2026-03-29 14:26:04] Vaaachaaa : management... [2026-03-29 14:26:25] Vaaachaaa : liq 44k but .. [2026-03-29 14:26:55] Gandalf the Grey : yall not degen enough [2026-03-29 14:26:59] Gandalf the Grey : only JB is pro degen [2026-03-29 14:30:41] Vaaachaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 600 USD @ 66498.6468 ``` [2026-03-29 14:31:49] Vaaachaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 700 USD @ 66488.0355 ``` [2026-03-29 14:32:40] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: now you're certified gambler too welcome ser 😄 [2026-03-29 14:32:52] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: thx [2026-03-29 14:33:08] Shiro : We're just bunch of gamblers on here and doing coinflips [2026-03-29 14:33:36] Gandalf the Grey : i would do coinflips but I have no coins [2026-03-29 14:33:43] Gandalf the Grey : so I just guess [2026-03-29 14:33:50] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 😂🤣 [2026-03-29 14:34:06] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: 😊 [2026-03-29 14:34:44] Gandalf the Grey : always listen to Soviet Anthem before entreee [2026-03-29 14:35:04] Shiro : Lmao 😂 [2026-03-29 14:35:18] Vaaachaaa : soviet squad [2026-03-29 14:35:19] Gandalf the Grey : Putin will guide your clicking [2026-03-29 14:35:40] Shiro : Putin said put it in 😈 [2026-03-29 14:35:58] Gandalf the Grey : If you are called John Garoo [2026-03-29 14:36:03] Gandalf the Grey : And you name your kid Ken [2026-03-29 14:36:07] Gandalf the Grey : He will be Ken Garoo [2026-03-29 14:36:08] Vaaachaaa : Gandalf the Grey: 👽😇😘 [2026-03-29 14:36:31] Gandalf the Grey : Lussy Pickers! [2026-03-29 14:39:06] Vaaachaaa : max of power for me [2026-03-29 14:40:09] Vaaachaaa : manual trading... Without group I need a mentor [2026-03-29 14:42:12] Vaaachaaa : oO [2026-03-29 14:42:13] Gandalf the Grey : why [2026-03-29 14:42:24] Gandalf the Grey : calculate stops using ATR or under / above structure [2026-03-29 14:42:28] Gandalf the Grey : and find entry model [2026-03-29 14:42:37] Gandalf the Grey : shit is more about mental decision than enything [2026-03-29 14:42:49] Gandalf the Grey : you can have perfect tactic, but if you cannot control emotion you fuck up anyway [2026-03-29 14:43:08] Vaaachaaa : yes this is real [2026-03-29 14:46:54] Vaaachaaa : mod bull degen activated [2026-03-29 14:47:16] Shiro : Best strategy want twice a day and twice before opening [2026-03-29 14:47:22] Shiro : Wank* [2026-03-29 14:47:55] Vaaachaaa : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 1,200 USD @ 66462.4055 ``` [2026-03-29 14:48:58] Vaaachaaa : help me come on ^^ [2026-03-29 14:49:03] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: don't risk too much or set SL that you're confident with [2026-03-29 14:49:15] Vaaachaaa : yeah I have sl of course [2026-03-29 14:49:43] Shiro : If you're trading cross it can get tricky and turning upsidedown very quickly [2026-03-29 14:50:17] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: yeah I know [2026-03-29 14:50:53] Shiro : The rest is just funk around to find out it's like life until we're not funking around we're not finding it [2026-03-29 14:52:08] Shiro : And as long as you're in the game you're winner so try to not bust yourself [2026-03-29 14:52:09] Vaaachaaa : my set up is full [2026-03-29 14:52:17] Vaaachaaa : full charged [2026-03-29 14:52:48] Vaaachaaa : last buy at 418 [2026-03-29 14:56:52] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: show me your position pls [2026-03-29 14:57:12] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 9,000 USD @ 66432.8231 ``` [2026-03-29 14:57:24] Shiro : Not underwater yet 😂🤣 [2026-03-29 14:57:30] Vaaachaaa : ok nice multi target ? [2026-03-29 14:57:36] Shiro : Good start [2026-03-29 14:59:00] Shiro : I mean yes but for now I'm waiting for 67500 retest and see how's that gonna react if it's break my next target is 68400-900 that's the level I'm going to decide if sell the bag or keep it [2026-03-29 15:01:17] Shiro : I'm not set any SL yet as I might adding up more but if we're going higher I'll bring my SL in above my entry [2026-03-29 15:01:31] Gandalf the Grey : i want ice cream [2026-03-29 15:01:35] Gandalf the Grey : this suxxxx [2026-03-29 15:02:22] Shiro : Hot brownies with ice cream [2026-03-29 15:03:32] Gandalf the Grey : if you are scared you can hold my hand it is ok [2026-03-29 15:05:19] Shiro : Lol or I can borrow you diaper that's usually works for me 😂 [2026-03-29 15:06:54] Vaaachaaa : Shiro: 👌 [2026-03-29 15:08:05] Vaaachaaa : 67k come on [2026-03-29 15:12:36] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: we need @peacenluv call for it he's the gate keeper and big whale [2026-03-29 15:13:31] Vaaachaaa : im out [2026-03-29 15:13:41] Vaaachaaa : BE [2026-03-29 15:21:30] bmagic : Doom [2026-03-29 15:22:11] Shiro : 3k not going to hold [2026-03-29 15:22:13] Shiro : 0 [2026-03-29 15:22:23] Shiro : Even 0 might not holding 🤣 [2026-03-29 15:23:00] Shiro : bmagic: you out? [2026-03-29 15:25:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3800 USD @ 66334.4 [2026-03-29 15:27:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LTCUSDT`: Sell 3.2000 LTC @ 53.46 ($170.95) [2026-03-29 15:27:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66298.3 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-29 15:37:14] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 6,000 USD @ 66301.1265 ``` [2026-03-29 15:40:15] Shiro : I'm just adding up till 64500 and get rid of it at 64 sounds like mongolism [2026-03-29 15:40:22] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 10,000 USD @ 66416.4979 ``` [2026-03-29 15:46:20] caex : Market Maker, please fill all buy orders down to 65k people have been waiting for months, and Shiro is also waiting at 64,500.😜 [2026-03-29 15:46:57] Shiro : 🤣😂 [2026-03-29 15:50:46] thankyousomuch : bull run is not over [2026-03-29 15:50:54] thankyousomuch : 📉 [2026-03-29 15:51:38] MANsa_MOONsa : please up first [2026-03-29 15:51:48] MANsa_MOONsa : im so bored here [2026-03-29 15:51:58] MANsa_MOONsa : eth reversal please [2026-03-29 15:53:20] caex : today feels like October 10.😘 [2026-03-29 15:53:28] MANsa_MOONsa : eww [2026-03-29 15:53:44] bmagic : Shiro: you are overcommitted if you're preparing for a 64500 drop [2026-03-29 15:53:52] MANsa_MOONsa : closed my short too early thst day [2026-03-29 15:54:11] MANsa_MOONsa : 64500 passed n went [2026-03-29 15:54:19] MANsa_MOONsa : 72 now and then 58 [2026-03-29 15:54:48] MANsa_MOONsa : eliz says so [2026-03-29 15:55:48] MANsa_MOONsa : lets go orange man [2026-03-29 15:56:01] caex : bmagic: 65k is the key to executing the plan.😜 [2026-03-29 15:56:02] MANsa_MOONsa : giver us a tweet lol [2026-03-29 15:56:28] thankyousomuch : centrun :pepe: [2026-03-29 16:00:44] caex : Everything is going according to plan Houthi fighters are joining the war, a wave of protests is rising in the US, Trump is preparing a ground invasion, oil prices are skyrocketing… and by June, BTC at 30–40k. Nothing more is needed. BTC = 📉🚽 [2026-03-29 16:01:38] MANsa_MOONsa : caex: u short [2026-03-29 16:01:51] caex : if you have a lot of money in your account, i encourage going long [2026-03-29 16:10:17] Gandalf the Grey : Fud is gut