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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-27 23:42:35] MrBritcoin : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 5,565.54 USDT RPNL, 3,563.50 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-27 23:45:09] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 2 Cont @ 1992.24 ($263.81) [2026-03-27 23:46:10] REKTakaMagicTric : hah warning many btc miners are moving to ai farms.. more steady and profitable choice in this ai boom [2026-03-27 23:47:07] REKTakaMagicTric : zero idea how that going effect btc.. tought miners havent effected btc price for years now [2026-03-27 23:49:55] MrBritcoin : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.6707 XBT @ 71552.19 ``` [2026-03-27 23:51:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `CRVUSDT`: Sell 1257 CRV @ 0.2078 ($261.25) [2026-03-28 00:05:10] Gandalf the Grey : Fuckers sending drones middle of night again [2026-03-28 00:05:12] Gandalf the Grey : Ffs [2026-03-28 00:05:20] Gandalf the Grey : at least the crap pumped [2026-03-28 00:05:25] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMMM [2026-03-28 00:14:38] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! [2026-03-28 00:21:10] REKTakaMagicTric : lol i was reading atleast carped bombing [2026-03-28 00:26:46] Gandalf the Grey : you mean Iranians flying on carpets on dropping bombs? [2026-03-28 00:26:49] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDDDDD [2026-03-28 00:40:22] REKTakaMagicTric : idk i go speel fking tought i was using sub account and closed wrong account postion [2026-03-28 00:40:23] REKTakaMagicTric : ruo [2026-03-28 00:40:27] REKTakaMagicTric : rip* [2026-03-28 00:49:26] thankyousomuch : Dr. Pullrun 😳 [2026-03-28 00:50:54] thankyousomuch : Bitcoiners cry foul over US crypto tax bill that ‘picks winners and losers’ [2026-03-28 00:52:10] Gandalf the Grey : ETH not showing signs of life still [2026-03-28 00:52:22] Gandalf the Grey : it corn pumps 67k maybe it can be nice [2026-03-28 00:52:51] thankyousomuch : the 9000 years bearmarkt isnt over guys [2026-03-28 00:54:04] thankyousomuch : wait for the nullrun [2026-03-28 01:05:12] REKTakaMagicTric : i gotta get licence for hunting bears [2026-03-28 01:05:17] REKTakaMagicTric : no mercy incoming [2026-03-28 01:11:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0080 XBT @ 66174.1 ($529.05) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-28 01:13:54] Pilot : Is there a telegram or signal or something I can join or twitter group lads [2026-03-28 01:21:47] Pilot : Challenge update coming soon lads who were here earlier [2026-03-28 01:23:06] Gandalf the Grey : just 50x long here and khalas [2026-03-28 01:33:37] Bowow82 : REKTakaMagicTric: @thankyousomuch [2026-03-28 01:34:42] Bowow82 : Dr.van_Doom666: q [2026-03-28 01:36:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.821 ($10.85) [2026-03-28 01:42:52] Finnic99 : Sub 66k [2026-03-28 01:43:41] Finnic99 : I think next range 62.5-66.5k [2026-03-28 01:53:11] Pilot : Challenge update: 28/03/2026 01:52: $590 wallet balance. Gonna grind my shit together again [2026-03-28 01:53:31] Pilot : $12 -> $500 I'lm happy wit that [2026-03-28 01:56:38] Pilot : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8pedHbxil4 Time to relax it up - tea all night [2026-03-28 01:58:48] Pilot : Gandalf the Grey: Show your pos lol [2026-03-28 01:59:28] Pilot : Finnic99: Yeah [2026-03-28 02:02:12] Pilot : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 100,000 USD @ 66082.4974 ``` [2026-03-28 02:02:17] Pilot : Chase me g [2026-03-28 02:05:16] Pilot : 12 mins 37 seconds on that vid goes IN [2026-03-28 02:23:07] iFinex_Scam : Arthur hepl call Trump [2026-03-28 02:23:23] Pilot : Plunge patrol team [2026-03-28 02:23:29] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc [2026-03-28 02:23:36] Pilot : PeacenLuv: Yes master [2026-03-28 02:23:46] iFinex_Scam : kkkk [2026-03-28 02:24:38] Pilot : iFinex_Scam: How ya been bro [2026-03-28 02:24:54] Pilot : My acc was at $14 this morning lol [2026-03-28 02:24:58] Pilot : *$12 [2026-03-28 02:25:12] Pilot : ride or die out here [2026-03-28 02:25:23] REKTakaMagicTric : im pilotin to hard rekt [2026-03-28 02:25:30] REKTakaMagicTric : piloting* [2026-03-28 02:25:35] REKTakaMagicTric : fuel ending [2026-03-28 02:25:37] Pilot : REKTakaMagicTric: You shorting or long? [2026-03-28 02:26:01] REKTakaMagicTric : both, but i have more in long .... @Pilot .. [2026-03-28 02:27:17] Pilot : Last 48hr have been pretty nuts [2026-03-28 02:32:43] Bowow82 : Can I please get some Bitcoin off someone contract details: [2026-03-28 02:33:37] Bowow82 : REKTakaMagicTric: hello [2026-03-28 02:33:53] Bowow82 : REKTakaMagicTric: hello [2026-03-28 02:33:57] REKTakaMagicTric : hi hi [2026-03-28 02:35:26] Bowow82 : REKTakaMagicTric: have you got any spare parts for me please [2026-03-28 02:39:20] PeacenLuv : buy thedip cmon dudez like really [2026-03-28 02:39:25] PeacenLuv : Bowow82: [2026-03-28 02:46:08] PeacenLuv : dont miss the ride up on btc if u like lotsa munnee [2026-03-28 02:55:24] PeacenLuv : check 6hr vol trend [2026-03-28 02:56:03] PeacenLuv : thats y its on chart [2026-03-28 02:56:12] PeacenLuv : xbtusd only1 [2026-03-28 03:07:08] Bowow82 : PeacenLuv: say again please [2026-03-28 03:15:55] Gandalf the Grey : omg still fucking same price eh [2026-03-28 03:15:59] Gandalf the Grey : sendeeeeet [2026-03-28 03:16:21] PeacenLuv : umm the volume indicates there is not many trades xbtusd [2026-03-28 03:16:58] PeacenLuv : on the 6hr its big time frame more hmm trustwerthy than short time frame [2026-03-28 03:17:22] PeacenLuv : no volume means it will move to where there is volume the mkt [2026-03-28 03:17:26] PeacenLuv : adjusts [2026-03-28 03:18:08] PeacenLuv : im liquid 65784 im proud of myself [2026-03-28 03:18:28] PeacenLuv : its quite an achievment [2026-03-28 03:19:04] PeacenLuv : i want a stop loss green 10k under price [2026-03-28 03:19:29] PeacenLuv : 76k im gewd [2026-03-28 03:19:49] PeacenLuv : my highest long stop is [2026-03-28 03:19:50] PeacenLuv : hmm [2026-03-28 03:20:15] PeacenLuv : 66058 on 1 [2026-03-28 03:21:18] PeacenLuv : n 66048 on 1 [2026-03-28 03:21:37] Bowow82 : Gandalf the Grey: great [2026-03-28 03:21:40] PeacenLuv : if 1 crashes i hav a 2nd 1 [2026-03-28 03:21:55] PeacenLuv : Bowow82: thnks i know he is great [2026-03-28 03:23:09] PeacenLuv : i see 70758 coming sewnnn btc [2026-03-28 03:23:39] PeacenLuv : maybe stik an order there short or long [2026-03-28 03:23:55] PeacenLuv : short if yur already long [2026-03-28 03:24:26] PeacenLuv : wen theres volume theres supply [2026-03-28 03:24:48] PeacenLuv : therefore wen no volume no supply or halted [2026-03-28 03:25:04] PeacenLuv : they shud ban btc short sales [2026-03-28 03:25:18] PeacenLuv : ban losers nicer werld [2026-03-28 03:38:52] Gandalf the Grey : 75k would be great [2026-03-28 03:45:36] Shawn-Williams : it can retrace but it seems like goin below 60k [2026-03-28 03:45:44] Shawn-Williams : probability is high [2026-03-28 03:45:46] 45th_blown_account : `never sell your ponzi` Trump 2025 :arthur: [2026-03-28 03:47:38] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/eWazsCKdlhg?si=T6wWIlzuIlLN4gFM , :doge: [2026-03-28 03:50:49] Gandalf the Grey : give us directiooooon [2026-03-28 03:50:55] MrBritcoin : Gandalf the Grey: why you need to exit ya long [2026-03-28 03:52:09] MrBritcoin : Gandalf the Grey: its down now you got them memo [2026-03-28 03:55:46] MrBritcoin : https://www.tradingview.com/x/DFZbgq9v/ [2026-03-28 03:56:02] MrBritcoin : 😎 [2026-03-28 03:56:33] PeacenLuv : 250x lev pays gewd thats whybitsxhard to do inkmow that im mot stipid . watch watbhappens to me 250x up to revent high 126k oct 2025 [2026-03-28 03:57:16] PeacenLuv : its a lot managed properly it grows huge [2026-03-28 03:57:23] PeacenLuv : gargantuan [2026-03-28 03:58:06] PeacenLuv : longstop 66111 woooohhhh [2026-03-28 04:00:14] PeacenLuv : ohhhhvukkkohhhvukkkohhhvukkkkk its werking [2026-03-28 04:01:07] PeacenLuv : someone giv thankusohmuch some long action im mot [2026-03-28 04:01:46] PeacenLuv : hes cute but so repetitiv [2026-03-28 04:03:29] PeacenLuv : 😄imagin 1 day well b giving ech othervmunnee for fun [2026-03-28 04:04:08] GodBleesYou : lets go [2026-03-28 04:04:08] PeacenLuv : heres a boat i like u oh sorry no thnx i just got 2 of them [2026-03-28 04:04:11] GodBleesYou : full v shape [2026-03-28 04:04:18] GodBleesYou : or W for the Bulls [2026-03-28 04:05:03] PeacenLuv : ill b complining i got too much steak n sweetz [2026-03-28 04:05:33] PeacenLuv : my poor dyk [2026-03-28 04:06:13] PeacenLuv : how much r hookers everywhere [2026-03-28 04:06:28] PeacenLuv : prolly a lot in jails [2026-03-28 04:07:02] PeacenLuv : thatd b frustrating in jail no munnee btc berazzez [2026-03-28 04:08:02] PeacenLuv : maybe feedem i dunnohh pizzwarm beer n beans [2026-03-28 04:08:36] PeacenLuv : good stew meat thereafter [2026-03-28 04:08:40] Finnic99 : New range 63-67k @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-28 04:10:23] GodBleesYou : Mooo it up [2026-03-28 04:17:21] PeacenLuv : 😛small short here btc [2026-03-28 04:18:12] PeacenLuv : ill join the volume buying soon [2026-03-28 04:27:15] PeacenLuv : lookout belowwwwww [2026-03-28 04:27:31] PeacenLuv : btc gunna dip [2026-03-28 04:28:00] PeacenLuv : or im wrong [2026-03-28 04:28:25] PeacenLuv : in that casecim buying more than i shorted [2026-03-28 04:28:45] PeacenLuv : unconditionally [2026-03-28 04:31:01] PeacenLuv : if like gold there werevn endlezz supply of bitcoin wed all b good but tgere isnt an endless supply of btc so many get vukked [2026-03-28 04:31:58] PeacenLuv : pretty much y they r 60k each [2026-03-28 04:32:26] PeacenLuv : plus or minus 6 [2026-03-28 04:33:09] PeacenLuv : vuk if i rride this short to 55k im kewl with the bears [2026-03-28 04:38:59] GodBleesYou : night night pepole [2026-03-28 04:39:07] GodBleesYou : Mo it while i sleep [2026-03-28 04:39:09] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-03-28 04:42:48] Gandalf the Grey : what is the robot saying [2026-03-28 04:46:10] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 60,000 USD @ 66509.2614 ``` [2026-03-28 04:46:14] Gandalf the Grey : Gandalf top strong af [2026-03-28 04:55:45] Gandalf the Grey : inshallah it pumps so I do not have to hedge it lol [2026-03-28 04:55:59] bmagic : Dump it [2026-03-28 05:01:05] Pilot : Fell asleep at my desk [2026-03-28 05:01:10] Pilot : Morning I guess [2026-03-28 05:10:38] PeacenLuv : dumpit btc [2026-03-28 05:25:15] caex : good news [2026-03-28 05:25:22] caex : Geopolitical risk rises as Iran hits US base in Saudi Arabia; injuries and damage confirmed. [2026-03-28 05:26:04] bmagic : Excellent news [2026-03-28 05:26:08] bmagic : Lets all just die then [2026-03-28 05:26:20] caex : Will the US launch a ground operation in Iran [2026-03-28 05:26:55] bmagic : The US will do something disgustingly foul like chemical weapons or something on civilians if they are backed to a corner [2026-03-28 05:27:11] bmagic : Then the empire will fall [2026-03-28 05:27:36] caex : +oil 101$ = good news 55k soon [2026-03-28 05:29:30] Shawn-Williams : goin up guys [2026-03-28 05:41:50] bmagic : Dump it [2026-03-28 05:42:12] caex : Under different circumstances, without institutions, ETFs, and Saylor, the price would have been much lower by now. [2026-03-28 05:42:13] PeacenLuv : 😛long again 66252 . wutevr pumpittup lezgohh [2026-03-28 05:43:02] bmagic : caex: Saylor owns 76% of treasury reserves [2026-03-28 05:46:03] able_baker : A60ppWinstonChurchill: [2026-03-28 05:48:21] caex : Market animators believe people are too clueless to follow the war news. BTC June: 40k.DUMP [2026-03-28 05:59:39] caex : Trump negotiating with Iran, yet American bases are being attacked what’s the logic?😄 [2026-03-28 06:17:35] Pilot : caex: And UK bases might undergo cyber threats as they are stationing a good portion of bombers there as a middle ground a fair bit - from some sources I know in person [2026-03-28 06:18:06] Pilot : A lot of countries getting dragged into this now [2026-03-28 06:34:19] BlissRP : caex: hes negotiating with a fake :kek: [2026-03-28 06:37:02] Shiro : 69🌝 [2026-03-28 06:50:18] speedwell : Dancing by the elevator [2026-03-28 06:50:58] speedwell : caex: Is that a serious question? [2026-03-28 07:04:03] bmagic : Shiro: 66669 [2026-03-28 07:07:55] speedwell : Red, red red, is the colour, of my true love hair... [2026-03-28 07:15:03] Shiro : bmagic: that's a good sexy number to start 😁 [2026-03-28 07:15:12] Shiro : Erotic number [2026-03-28 07:15:44] Shiro : speedwell: you must be ginger! [2026-03-28 07:21:16] speedwell : Shiro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic7vQGrtOjc [2026-03-28 07:22:40] Shiro : speedwell: +1 black is the king of the colours [2026-03-28 07:24:51] speedwell : https://youtu.be/NCA7--Qcp78?si=NhormA9C5oIQZUNx [2026-03-28 07:29:33] speedwell : https://youtu.be/dGgct-rjBIc?si=RAsiesCL3WQTK2QJ [2026-03-28 07:30:37] Shiro : speedwell: hahaha [2026-03-28 07:30:55] Shiro : https://youtu.be/N-aK6JnyFmk?si=ijBTFG0glOnLNZ_Z [2026-03-28 07:31:14] speedwell : Just back from a funeral. Put a man in the ground. You'll all be forgotten in 100 years. Do what you need to do. [2026-03-28 07:37:19] speedwell : Some things are not forgotten. https://youtu.be/XcsfDxojdV8?si=OlOyyzNsR7c8jwWV [2026-03-28 07:41:42] Shiro : Today is a beautiful day 😍 [2026-03-28 07:44:42] Shiro : Monthly must close green let's go [2026-03-28 07:45:05] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-28 07:45:21] Shiro : BlissRP: :doge: [2026-03-28 07:45:26] speedwell : and then ther are the angels https://youtu.be/UMwwsUsuqOo?si=nEKkGriprX6ASni- [2026-03-28 07:52:37] speedwell : Can I be the DJ for the night? [2026-03-28 07:53:11] speedwell : need 3 votes [2026-03-28 07:53:36] Shiro : speedwell: +1 👍🏻 [2026-03-28 07:53:47] speedwell : 1 [2026-03-28 07:54:09] thankyousomuch : pullflag [2026-03-28 07:54:13] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-03-28 07:54:20] speedwell : 2 [2026-03-28 07:54:59] Shiro : thankyousomuch: when you gonna start your shift today? Lots of burgers waiting for you today 🤣 [2026-03-28 07:56:54] speedwell : https://youtu.be/B2nCugGQZO0?si=xGwrDhPnxVtFNqLW [2026-03-28 07:57:00] BlissRP : boots [2026-03-28 07:57:01] BlissRP : ground [2026-03-28 07:57:03] BlissRP : waiting [2026-03-28 07:57:06] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-28 07:57:10] speedwell : 3!!!! [2026-03-28 07:58:19] speedwell : Leys walk down some ally's https://youtu.be/0e-Quw2QGo8?si=3W2OYkq8sXLQN5bn [2026-03-28 07:58:48] Shiro : Oh look my long is %0.1 up that a sexy way to start 🤤😍 [2026-03-28 07:58:58] Shiro : :arthur: [2026-03-28 07:59:01] BlissRP : i am on the way to strangle [2026-03-28 07:59:06] BlissRP : please leave door unlocked [2026-03-28 07:59:13] speedwell : I'm DJ 1 hour [2026-03-28 07:59:38] speedwell : sit sown and listen [2026-03-28 08:01:06] speedwell : https://youtu.be/9bjIhxgxbz4?si=zpnbCFtjouyefQs_ [2026-03-28 08:03:31] speedwell : https://youtu.be/TydZ4NAXMic?si=IgYUjmp8hPHrR0Xh [2026-03-28 08:11:40] speedwell : https://youtu.be/tXtATeQ7GKg?si=NoPGPXiVGuQHUJOP [2026-03-28 08:16:38] speedwell : https://youtu.be/7JsUSRZ2SQw?si=vnzmBwflObS17mG8 [2026-03-28 08:20:14] speedwell : https://youtu.be/s6gZxg3bOcs?si=uavH8xjqENL99Uvq [2026-03-28 08:24:25] speedwell : That's me hour. Hold the ones you love colse. bevause thre rest of it is bull shit [2026-03-28 08:29:38] WinstonChurchill : Shiro: YOU WERE WARNED! [2026-03-28 08:29:47] WinstonChurchill : I told you, now reap the consequences [2026-03-28 08:32:37] voixjomz : hammer it to doom! [2026-03-28 08:37:45] WinstonChurchill : Short since 115k :btc: [2026-03-28 08:42:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : cya beyond 20k [2026-03-28 08:42:44] voixjomz : see yah at 30k [2026-03-28 08:54:25] thankyousomuch : hire :pepe:📉 [2026-03-28 08:54:37] thankyousomuch : 1 k [2026-03-28 08:55:09] thankyousomuch : bullrun to 30k [2026-03-28 09:02:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.5200 ETH @ 1997.79 ($3,034.68) - Tears for the loss? Nah, cheers for the lesson. [2026-03-28 09:03:51] thankyousomuch : :pepe: 👋 Hi Arr 👋 Hire :arthur: [2026-03-28 09:04:04] voixjomz : let go bulls [2026-03-28 09:04:17] voixjomz : time for doom [2026-03-28 09:04:19] thankyousomuch : voixjomz: Cent :pepe: [2026-03-28 09:07:50] neki : "Theres only one way to happiness, and it is that we stop worrying about things that exceed the power of our will. " Daily thought -keep it up bulla. [2026-03-28 09:08:38] neki : with this, I leave u my dearTrolls of both sides. Im goin out to hug some trees, nature is beautiful [2026-03-28 09:11:55] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!! [2026-03-28 09:21:39] thankyousomuch : neki: we realize that the bullrun has ended [2026-03-28 09:21:43] thankyousomuch : cause the bullrun has started [2026-03-28 09:21:51] thankyousomuch : 👉👈 [2026-03-28 09:21:57] thankyousomuch : 📈📉 [2026-03-28 09:30:24] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc [2026-03-28 09:30:50] PeacenLuv : voixjomz: wrong [2026-03-28 09:56:22] voixjomz : PeacenLuv: then keep longing [2026-03-28 09:56:24] bluemaster : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYfWPbO6QUw&list=RDmYfWPbO6QUw&start_radio=1&t=17s [2026-03-28 09:56:45] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-03-28 10:06:54] bluemaster : caex: Bucket Shops and 200 000 + shitcoins ,they know retail lost any interest in them and trying all tricks to survive few more years ..Joseph Lubin coin Eco friendly and will be quantum proofed :-) , Just pump his Tron 130 % vs BTC , no need to comment about that asshole CZ [2026-03-28 10:24:57] fidelio : /position XBTM26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: -20,000 USD @ 69384.2151 ``` [2026-03-28 10:37:43] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 288,700 USD @ 70882.7741 ``` [2026-03-28 10:37:50] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 157,100 USD @ 69448.3027 ``` [2026-03-28 10:38:05] bluemaster : willaadd little bit at 50k and 16 k :me: [2026-03-28 10:39:24] bluemaster : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQnPU17yqIQ&list=RDmYfWPbO6QUw&index=7 [2026-03-28 10:39:52] fidelio : 16k? [2026-03-28 10:39:59] fidelio : i wish [2026-03-28 10:40:14] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,827.37 USDT RPNL, 2,761.67 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-28 10:41:20] bluemaster : fidelio: I have to put sopme dear in this kids to hend over lunch money [2026-03-28 10:41:30] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 26 Cont @ 1.3355 ($459.24) [2026-03-28 10:41:30] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSD`: Buy 154 Cont @ 0.09121 ($928.87) [2026-03-28 10:41:30] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 18 Cont @ 1992.93 ($2,372.23) - Are ya winning, son? [2026-03-28 10:43:02] bluemaster : looks like I need new keyboard this one is from 19 century [2026-03-28 10:43:37] bluemaster : I mean to say fear and panic , sell everything 😳 [2026-03-28 11:32:17] Symphoenix : down [2026-03-28 11:39:03] Gandalf the Grey : it is weekend. Nth gonna happen [2026-03-28 11:39:22] Gandalf the Grey : sexy funding [2026-03-28 11:47:42] Symphoenix : now !!! [2026-03-28 11:51:02] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd why is Market Maker edging me like this ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 60,000 USD @ 66509.2614 ``` [2026-03-28 11:54:33] Shiro : 69😈 [2026-03-28 12:04:01] Gandalf the Grey : we must push back in the triangle [2026-03-28 12:04:08] Gandalf the Grey : 68k [2026-03-28 12:04:11] Gandalf the Grey : then we should be good [2026-03-28 12:04:13] Gandalf the Grey : not i dunno [2026-03-28 12:04:22] Gandalf the Grey : I do not feel good about the long. [2026-03-28 12:06:16] bmagic : We aren’t going higher [2026-03-28 12:06:31] bmagic : A few of the top signal analysts already called long [2026-03-28 12:06:38] bmagic : 100% loss rate [2026-03-28 12:11:55] Shiro : 🤣 [2026-03-28 12:12:30] Gandalf the Grey : u talking bout us nigga [2026-03-28 12:12:40] Gandalf the Grey : wanna beef [2026-03-28 12:12:43] Gandalf the Grey : i bring da heat [2026-03-28 12:12:52] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: :arthur: [2026-03-28 12:13:00] Gandalf the Grey : they call me El Butcherino in da hood [2026-03-28 12:13:06] Gandalf the Grey : imma smack yo ass [2026-03-28 12:13:32] Shiro : Chop he's thingy off 🤣 [2026-03-28 12:15:06] Gandalf the Grey : just bart to 69k [2026-03-28 12:15:11] Gandalf the Grey : why cant we have nice tings [2026-03-28 12:15:51] Shiro : I think we can even going back to 71-72 but for now 72 is toptop [2026-03-28 12:15:55] Pilot : Morning again - slept in lads still looking like we're in the same zone [2026-03-28 12:16:05] Pilot : Shiro: Shiro challenge update wallet is at 215 [2026-03-28 12:16:12] Pilot : Gonna get it all back G [2026-03-28 12:16:21] Gandalf the Grey : hold till bottom longers start getting fucked [2026-03-28 12:16:37] Gandalf the Grey : cause if you buy bottom and get fucked it cannot be uptrend [2026-03-28 12:16:38] Shiro : Pilot: oh nicenice good start ain't! 💪🏻👏🏻 [2026-03-28 12:17:03] Gandalf the Grey : what was original balance [2026-03-28 12:17:16] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: check funding lol [2026-03-28 12:17:30] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: eating me up 😁 [2026-03-28 12:17:32] Gandalf the Grey : i get 60 usd a day for holding lmao [2026-03-28 12:17:55] Gandalf the Grey : wait how? [2026-03-28 12:17:57] Gandalf the Grey : u short? [2026-03-28 12:18:02] Shiro : But TA saying 60 right now, I'm idiot always trading against the trend and TA 🤣 [2026-03-28 12:18:10] Shiro : And still making it somehow lol [2026-03-28 12:18:21] Shiro : Nahhh [2026-03-28 12:18:26] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 6,000 USD @ 66440.3266 ``` [2026-03-28 12:18:32] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/84BJr15u/ [2026-03-28 12:18:40] Gandalf the Grey : bottom longers never crossed the red line [2026-03-28 12:18:48] Gandalf the Grey : so far bottom is safe [2026-03-28 12:19:27] Shiro : I start to trade isolated and it's weird for me I'm not use to it [2026-03-28 12:19:54] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd GANDALF top ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 60,000 USD @ 66509.2614 ``` [2026-03-28 12:20:26] Shiro : Now if it's break snap 67300 [2026-03-28 12:20:48] Gandalf the Grey : I want at least 2k from that position lol [2026-03-28 12:20:57] Gandalf the Grey : or SL idc [2026-03-28 12:21:08] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc [2026-03-28 12:21:20] Gandalf the Grey : 67500 is triangle now [2026-03-28 12:21:21] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: what's your SL? [2026-03-28 12:21:29] Gandalf the Grey : 64.5 [2026-03-28 12:21:44] Gandalf the Grey : but that is like a hard stop [2026-03-28 12:21:51] Gandalf the Grey : if i see it is too bad I close manual [2026-03-28 12:22:07] Shiro : I was thinking about adding up but as I opened up this isolated it's a bit weird I'm not sure if I'm adding up or closing this and reopen another one [2026-03-28 12:23:45] Shiro : bmagic: you closed your long? [2026-03-28 12:24:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : WTF?? WHY WE ARE STILL ABOVE 40K??? [2026-03-28 12:25:14] WinstonChurchill : Shiro: rekt [2026-03-28 12:25:19] WinstonChurchill : Dr.van_Doom666: +1000 [2026-03-28 12:25:53] WinstonChurchill : We will never see 67k again [2026-03-28 12:25:59] Shiro : WinstonChurchill: don't worry I'm had enough of my short and seems I closed it perfect time 😁 [2026-03-28 12:26:11] WinstonChurchill : Shiro: Just like your 115k long [2026-03-28 12:26:26] WinstonChurchill : I told you to short but you didn't listen [2026-03-28 12:26:37] WinstonChurchill : WIth your head in fantasy world.. [2026-03-28 12:26:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : wher eis Winston? I cant see him [2026-03-28 12:26:55] WinstonChurchill : Dr.van_Doom666: :Arthur: [2026-03-28 12:27:02] Shiro : 115!? I've never long at 115 🤣 [2026-03-28 12:29:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : WINSTON COME OUT!! I CANT SEE U!! [2026-03-28 12:29:31] WinstonChurchill : We will **never** _**Ever**_ see 100k again [2026-03-28 12:29:43] WinstonChurchill : You can screenshot this! [2026-03-28 12:29:52] WinstonChurchill : Dr.van_Doom666: +1000000000000000 [2026-03-28 12:29:52] Pilot : WinstonChurchill: Done [2026-03-28 12:30:12] Shiro : WinstonChurchill: yeah like last time you were saying never ever 90 and next day we jumped from 84 to 98 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-28 12:30:40] Shiro : Or @Dr.van_Doom666 saying never ever 64 again and next day we jumped to 76 str8 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-28 12:31:58] Shiro : You guys are closed minded, I'm neither bull or bear I'm swimming with each wave loke my short from 72 to 64400 yesterday [2026-03-28 12:32:56] Gandalf the Grey : you can long or short any price [2026-03-28 12:33:01] Gandalf the Grey : it is just important to know when to exit [2026-03-28 12:33:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : why i xcant read Winston? [2026-03-28 12:33:14] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: +100 [2026-03-28 12:33:17] Gandalf the Grey : you could have formo 73.5k and make money at 75k [2026-03-28 12:33:29] Gandalf the Grey : or hold ot 67k and get fucked [2026-03-28 12:33:37] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: unmuted him you noob 😁 [2026-03-28 12:34:06] Dr.van_Doom666 : i diddnt mute him [2026-03-28 12:34:18] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: exactly, but because I'm holding it for longer time frame I prefer to play support and resistance [2026-03-28 12:34:32] Dr.van_Doom666 : wow. i muted him [2026-03-28 12:34:37] Dr.van_Doom666 : WHY??? [2026-03-28 12:34:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : THATS A BUG [2026-03-28 12:34:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAAMMMM [2026-03-28 12:37:08] Gandalf the Grey : we just longed 1k too early lol [2026-03-28 12:37:37] Pilot : Gandalf the Grey: Probably - always the case with me lol I get too eager [2026-03-28 12:38:00] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-28 12:38:21] Shiro : But was pretty much accurate if were not breaking down 65500 [2026-03-28 12:38:38] Pilot : I have no idea who I ahve muted I click the button by accident sometimes and there isn't a way to see it all yet is there? [2026-03-28 12:38:44] Pilot : I want to clear all my ignores [2026-03-28 12:38:53] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/m03LZ3Oa/ [2026-03-28 12:39:01] Gandalf the Grey : check red line how it was going when we entered [2026-03-28 12:39:05] Gandalf the Grey : it was too risky and too early [2026-03-28 12:39:20] Gandalf the Grey : much safer entree after it stabilized [2026-03-28 12:39:50] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: we fomo abit and was excited about US opening maybe [2026-03-28 12:40:03] Gandalf the Grey : yes exactly [2026-03-28 12:40:18] Gandalf the Grey : i thought us open gonna pump for some reason [2026-03-28 12:40:23] Gandalf the Grey : anyways lets sseeee [2026-03-28 12:40:23] Pilot : Shiro: So is it a 7 day market now? [2026-03-28 12:40:29] Gandalf the Grey : how this love journey ends [2026-03-28 12:40:32] Pilot : I assumed it was like the old days weekly trading [2026-03-28 12:40:54] Gandalf the Grey : now just US session is important [2026-03-28 12:40:58] Gandalf the Grey : the rest is noise [2026-03-28 12:41:03] Gandalf the Grey : or when Donald tweets [2026-03-28 12:41:33] Shiro : Pilot: is it?! Nahh I don't think so I mean crypto is 24/7 market but traditional market still is monday-friday [2026-03-28 12:42:22] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: yes mostly US and pre US sometimes asia is good too but these days it's dead most of the times [2026-03-28 12:42:37] Pilot : Shiro: Yeah just wonder if institutions are involved at weekends now [2026-03-28 12:42:55] Shiro : Pilot: no I don't think so [2026-03-28 12:43:12] Pilot : Yeah just whales playing weekend games [2026-03-28 12:44:24] PeacenLuv : weorded out platform i cant long ffzakes [2026-03-28 12:45:05] Gandalf the Grey : you just need 2-3 rich mfs from Dubai to come and click buttons [2026-03-28 12:45:23] Gandalf the Grey : they come click 50-100M [2026-03-28 12:45:26] Gandalf the Grey : have fun [2026-03-28 12:45:33] Gandalf the Grey : then fuck 4 russian hoes and do coke [2026-03-28 12:45:36] Gandalf the Grey : then go pray lol [2026-03-28 12:45:41] Gandalf the Grey : Habibis [2026-03-28 12:45:53] Shiro : Lmaf 🤣 [2026-03-28 12:46:03] PeacenLuv : 😄vuk i hate wen schit doesnt werk [2026-03-28 12:46:37] Pilot : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVeEQvB8kg0 [2026-03-28 12:46:43] Pilot : Lyrics fr [2026-03-28 12:48:10] Shiro : Pilot: https://youtu.be/LsRA569dGKs?si=n2lTQ88YSHMEnGJV [2026-03-28 12:48:45] Pilot : Shiro: Ah yeah we chatted nines dint we [2026-03-28 12:49:05] Pilot : Bro its rail repladement buses today [2026-03-28 12:49:08] Pilot : Love THAT [2026-03-28 12:49:39] Pilot : Takes longer but security is nullified [2026-03-28 12:50:08] Gandalf the Grey : Do yall also listen to gangsta rap to feel good about yourself when you gamble here? [2026-03-28 12:50:23] Pilot : Gandalf the Grey: Nah sometimes bach and shit [2026-03-28 12:50:26] Pilot : lmao [2026-03-28 12:50:29] Shiro : Pilot: I used to live in church road hahaha 🤣 [2026-03-28 12:50:31] Pilot : Or brian eno 1/1 [2026-03-28 12:50:36] Pilot : Shiro: real g [2026-03-28 12:50:42] Gandalf the Grey : Bach was a real nigga [2026-03-28 12:50:53] Gandalf the Grey : Mozart was a bitch [2026-03-28 12:51:00] Pilot : Shiro: I was kennington - if you know who i rolled with [2026-03-28 12:51:13] Pilot : ;) [2026-03-28 12:51:45] Gandalf the Grey : Me and Shiro in bull prison forever [2026-03-28 12:52:40] Pilot : Everything in the trollbox is satire - I am not even a human I am an AI [2026-03-28 12:52:51] PeacenLuv : 😛66312 long entry n im.vukin pizzed i wanted 2 longs but weirde out vukin atform schit chanfes [2026-03-28 12:53:24] PeacenLuv : vukin azzhole kunt bhitchez [2026-03-28 12:53:43] PeacenLuv : wutevr [2026-03-28 12:54:26] Gandalf the Grey : bmagic is just a glitch in the system or what [2026-03-28 12:54:44] PeacenLuv : nobody vukin carez . waaaahhhhh waaaahhhh wahhh [2026-03-28 12:56:30] Shiro : Pilot: hahaha CB? [2026-03-28 12:56:41] PeacenLuv : they knew the changes wud vuk peeps up thats y the secondary consent . epzteens at thecdezk [2026-03-28 12:57:33] PeacenLuv : theyre tryin to fit a phatazz chick on avthimble [2026-03-28 12:57:56] Gandalf the Grey : if all of this is just simulation [2026-03-28 12:57:59] Gandalf the Grey : then who is the admin [2026-03-28 12:58:19] PeacenLuv : how much schitt can u fit on 1vpage fuck i need pricevn green button [2026-03-28 12:58:35] Shiro : Big boss Arturek [2026-03-28 12:58:43] Gandalf the Grey : hihihihihihihihihih [2026-03-28 12:58:54] Gandalf the Grey : Arturek pls rescue us [2026-03-28 12:59:05] PeacenLuv : i take my trade aclil more serious than the devz destruction [2026-03-28 12:59:16] Gandalf the Grey : i hate being edged like this lol [2026-03-28 12:59:32] Shiro : Ok this must break up or down soon [2026-03-28 13:00:14] PeacenLuv : look at vukin bmex token negativ 9 percent y dont u go vukin werk on that ffzakes [2026-03-28 13:01:36] PeacenLuv : 😑many things happen only 1ce but bmex crew keeps vukin schit up [2026-03-28 13:02:25] PeacenLuv : theyr not my kids [2026-03-28 13:05:25] Pilot : Best no KYC exchanges nowadays? Been out of the game for a bit [2026-03-28 13:05:42] Pilot : I am sweet on here and most places but for some things a no KYC is nice to have [2026-03-28 13:05:47] Pilot : You know what I mean? [2026-03-28 13:05:54] Shiro : Pilot: hyperliquid it's a dex [2026-03-28 13:06:02] Pilot : Shiro: Sweet will check it [2026-03-28 13:06:24] Shiro : Pilot: it's #1 and on top of the list right now [2026-03-28 13:11:48] Shiro : Comeon can we break this biatch trend line [2026-03-28 13:15:45] Pilot : Breakout test soon ay come on - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf-BTn13Zyk [2026-03-28 13:16:18] Pilot : Man I love phones I should set up a little mobile stall for phone repairs and stuff [2026-03-28 13:16:39] Pilot : "Sorry we only repair your phones but we sell Pixels only" [2026-03-28 13:17:12] Pilot : Swear down met a 70 year old woman using GrapheneOS and Signal at the phone stall yesterday [2026-03-28 13:17:29] Pilot : Is it weird to spud an old gal aha [2026-03-28 13:18:44] Shiro : 🤣 [2026-03-28 13:22:40] Dario1 : Trumpino is at it again :kek: [2026-03-28 13:22:54] Dario1 : Trump talking about Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman: “He didn’t think he would be kissing my ass, he really didn’t. And now he has to be nice to me. He better be nice to me” [2026-03-28 13:22:57] Dario1 : https://x.com/jacksonhinklle/status/2037758341892710475 [2026-03-28 13:23:21] Dario1 : This is how stooges are treated once they've bowed to the Epstein gang :arthur: [2026-03-28 13:23:45] Dario1 : Well played MBS 👏 [2026-03-28 13:25:25] Shiro : Dario1: he already took their bills :arthur: [2026-03-28 13:25:49] Dario1 : Shiro: hehe :arthur: [2026-03-28 13:27:32] Shiro : Dario1: https://youtube.com/shorts/HPr9zJvLhyg?si=5gODgK4svlb3xLIC [2026-03-28 13:29:53] Dario1 : Shiro: He is funny. Great entertainment 🤣 [2026-03-28 13:30:26] Shiro : Dario1: lol [2026-03-28 13:31:56] Gandalf the Grey : look. it is a lion. oh my godd [2026-03-28 13:32:25] Gandalf the Grey : freeedoooom [2026-03-28 13:32:58] Gandalf the Grey : back to prison? lol [2026-03-28 13:34:05] GodBleesYou : Pump it like you mean it? [2026-03-28 13:34:15] GodBleesYou : :arthur: [2026-03-28 13:34:34] Gandalf the Grey : nah bro it is fake [2026-03-28 13:34:43] Gandalf the Grey : gonna collapseeee [2026-03-28 13:34:53] contract details : bitcoin is for gays confirmed [2026-03-28 13:35:01] contract details : ass kissing talk and it goes up hehe [2026-03-28 13:35:56] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: naaa [2026-03-28 13:36:00] GodBleesYou : it gonna pump [2026-03-28 13:36:06] Gandalf the Grey : nope I am long [2026-03-28 13:36:09] Gandalf the Grey : it wont pump [2026-03-28 13:36:18] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: i am long to [2026-03-28 13:36:26] GodBleesYou : should we pray tpgther? @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-28 13:36:25] Gandalf the Grey : even worse hahahahahahah [2026-03-28 13:36:32] Gandalf the Grey : shiro also [2026-03-28 13:36:35] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I like your confidence 😂🤣 [2026-03-28 13:36:52] Shiro : The trend line broken so 67300 [2026-03-28 13:36:54] contract details : lol the funding [2026-03-28 13:37:10] PeacenLuv : woooohhhweeee btc bully lezgohh longittup [2026-03-28 13:37:48] Gandalf the Grey : i will hold till bottom longers get fucked [2026-03-28 13:38:02] contract details : das gay [2026-03-28 13:38:38] PeacenLuv : 😙long entry btc 66436 no stops [2026-03-28 13:40:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.1260 XBT @ 66833.1 ($8,412.81) [2026-03-28 13:40:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 517 Cont @ 2016.79 ($69,618.00) - Up only! [2026-03-28 13:40:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSDT`: Buy 0.3800 ETH @ 2022.6 ($766.32) [2026-03-28 13:40:20] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: look it fly dam [2026-03-28 13:40:22] GodBleesYou : go go go [2026-03-28 13:40:23] GodBleesYou : !!!!!! [2026-03-28 13:40:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `PUMPUSDT`: Buy 8291 PUMP @ 0.001763 ($14.62) [2026-03-28 13:40:27] GodBleesYou : sexy!!!!! [2026-03-28 13:40:33] GodBleesYou : fly baby fly!!! [2026-03-28 13:41:06] Gandalf the Grey : big pump on weekend always scary [2026-03-28 13:41:49] GodBleesYou : come on badger [2026-03-28 13:41:55] GodBleesYou : we trust in you [2026-03-28 13:41:57] GodBleesYou : lol [2026-03-28 13:42:33] PeacenLuv : the grey wizardz scared wtf [2026-03-28 13:43:08] Pilot : Will it hold above for at least 15 mins [2026-03-28 13:43:13] Gandalf the Grey : Where is Neki [2026-03-28 13:43:14] Pilot : That is the question [2026-03-28 13:43:29] Gandalf the Grey : we need his will [2026-03-28 13:43:35] PeacenLuv : remove yur fear long btc [2026-03-28 13:43:43] Gandalf the Grey : 67.6k is triangle [2026-03-28 13:43:45] Gandalf the Grey : that is important [2026-03-28 13:44:25] PeacenLuv : btc down is for a klown [2026-03-28 13:45:28] PeacenLuv : long the ath [2026-03-28 13:45:56] CryptoStrich : wtf is wrong with this fundding? [2026-03-28 13:46:10] CryptoStrich : -0.0399% on BTC perps? [2026-03-28 13:46:20] Gandalf the Grey : it is new bull protection program [2026-03-28 13:46:40] MrBritcoin : https://youtu.be/TcL9Cb8BH5E?si=CemHo4HDSjl2QU_U [2026-03-28 13:48:30] PeacenLuv : 😴i got my othervlong on it musta been my mistake earlier oops xcuz [2026-03-28 13:49:05] PeacenLuv : long entry 68874 250x pumpittup lezgohh [2026-03-28 13:49:57] PeacenLuv : im just chillin now n joy yur trades [2026-03-28 13:51:03] GodBleesYou : CryptoStrich: yea... to much fuel [2026-03-28 13:51:11] GodBleesYou : we need to burn that fuel <3 [2026-03-28 13:51:20] GodBleesYou : to many pussy cats shorting badger [2026-03-28 13:51:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 66733.5 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-28 13:54:13] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66508 [2026-03-28 13:55:21] PeacenLuv : long entry 66438 n higher [2026-03-28 13:55:52] PeacenLuv : if yur here now u may as well do 2 longs