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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-27 10:21:16] Pilot : 235x long [2026-03-27 10:21:17] 45th_blown_account : gl @Pilot [2026-03-27 10:21:31] Pilot : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 2,000 USD @ 67713.0591 ``` [2026-03-27 10:21:34] Pilot : lmao [2026-03-27 10:21:51] Shiro : Pilot: all the best sir gl 🙏🏻 [2026-03-27 10:22:12] 45th_blown_account : is the challenge over ? i see 2k already :kek: [2026-03-27 10:22:25] Pilot : Challenge update: 27/03/2026 10:22: $12 wallet balance. [2026-03-27 10:22:40] Pilot : All in 235x [2026-03-27 10:22:46] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: last week was 500k don't judge him 😑 [2026-03-27 10:23:00] Pilot : I summon money from magical places [2026-03-27 10:23:03] Pilot : lol [2026-03-27 10:23:26] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: last week i bought my 2nd underwear after 2 years :arthur: [2026-03-27 10:23:29] Shiro : Pilot: what was your leverage on that 400k position? [2026-03-27 10:23:40] Pilot : Shiro: No comment [2026-03-27 10:23:42] Pilot : xd [2026-03-27 10:23:42] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-27 10:23:52] Pilot : It was like 150x [2026-03-27 10:23:58] nylon123 : if somewhere bother me i always say hold your stinky mouth [2026-03-27 10:24:05] Pilot : I was up 5k and let it come back and get rekt [2026-03-27 10:24:08] Shiro : Pilot: wish you all the best 🙏🏻 money comes money goes [2026-03-27 10:24:16] nylon123 : someone [2026-03-27 10:24:17] Pilot : I struggle to take profits a lot - it's my key problem [2026-03-27 10:24:32] nylon123 : or hold your little stinky mouth [2026-03-27 10:24:33] Pilot : I have had some huuuge plays on here and withdrawn a lot in the past [2026-03-27 10:24:48] Pilot : But some dumbass losses with getting overconfident and all and not taking profits [2026-03-27 10:25:18] caex : Pilot: yumi yumi rekt😄 [2026-03-27 10:25:34] Pilot : caex: That's the way she goes boys [2026-03-27 10:25:47] Shiro : Pilot: man 2k-10k loses are easy to recap, I was thinking maybe you lost 100k past week that's painful [2026-03-27 10:26:04] Pilot : I did lose a genuine 67k a few months back - that sucked [2026-03-27 10:26:08] Pilot : On 20x [2026-03-27 10:26:29] Pilot : To be fair that copilot [2026-03-27 10:26:34] Pilot : I lent him 1k [2026-03-27 10:26:39] Pilot : He blew the account [2026-03-27 10:26:41] nylon123 : even say it to our lord or king if we had one. [2026-03-27 10:26:43] Pilot : I could nag him [2026-03-27 10:26:51] Pilot : The problem is [2026-03-27 10:26:54] Pilot : I took his girl [2026-03-27 10:26:56] nylon123 : execelence, could you please hold your little stinky MOUTH. [2026-03-27 10:26:57] Pilot : Unironically [2026-03-27 10:27:09] Pilot : His ex is my partner [2026-03-27 10:27:33] Shiro : Pilot: time to recap, don't overlev it and give yourself a time to recover you don't have to make it all back in month, don't do revenge trade too not advice just saying it as friend [2026-03-27 10:27:37] Pilot : Either way that's last resort - this challenge seems fun [2026-03-27 10:27:57] caex : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65000 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65250 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65500 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65750 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 66000 ``` [2026-03-27 10:28:01] Pilot : Shiro: True true [2026-03-27 10:28:11] Pilot : The worst part shiro is this [2026-03-27 10:28:12] Pilot : /since ``` :bitmex: Pilot has been on BitMEX since Aug 20, 2016. ``` [2026-03-27 10:28:20] Pilot : Some people never learn [2026-03-27 10:28:33] Shiro : Pilot: I feel you bro 😘 [2026-03-27 10:28:54] Pilot : I mean to be fair because I was in early I did set up my "fortress" or foundation so to speak [2026-03-27 10:28:58] Pilot : So I'm not totally rekt [2026-03-27 10:29:05] nylon123 : I miss shiro. RIP [2026-03-27 10:29:24] Pilot : Just for the present moment, no liquid cash - all tied up in assets, property, ISAs (equivalent of 401k I imagine) [2026-03-27 10:29:40] Shiro : nylon123: yeah shiro was hero RIP shiro 🤣 [2026-03-27 10:29:48] Pilot : Just the thought of cracking open "cold storage" in the form of bricks and mortar is a bit dangerous [2026-03-27 10:29:55] Pilot : That can land someone in a tent [2026-03-27 10:29:58] Pilot : lmao [2026-03-27 10:30:01] Pilot : Been there [2026-03-27 10:30:03] Pilot : Not fun [2026-03-27 10:30:34] Shiro : Pilot: as long as we survive we're winners [2026-03-27 10:30:36] nylon123 : SHIRO?? are that you?? [2026-03-27 10:30:41] Pilot : If I ever wrote a book or self documented other than this trollbox I'd need to fake my death and run [2026-03-27 10:30:52] Pilot : Because my life has been a madness [2026-03-27 10:31:15] Pilot : Anyways I'll shut up and challenge check in later [2026-03-27 10:31:17] Pilot : /zen 1h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 1 hour zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ``` [2026-03-27 10:32:38] Shiro : Pilot: may god bless and keep us all safe ,😘 [2026-03-27 10:36:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2000 USD @ 67552.9 [2026-03-27 10:37:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5000 USD @ 67497.8 [2026-03-27 10:37:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1073 XBT @ 67522.1 ($7,240.82) [2026-03-27 10:37:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 33000 USD @ 67446 - Saylor just laughed in microstrategy [2026-03-27 10:37:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 77 Cont @ 2025.43 ($10,518.60) - Liquidated so hard the exchange sent flowers [2026-03-27 10:37:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 3.9800 ETH @ 2025.93 ($8,061.05) - Oops, margin call dropped by! [2026-03-27 10:37:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 2960 DOGE @ 0.09056 ($267.90) [2026-03-27 10:37:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTK26`: Sell 100 USD @ 67626 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-27 10:37:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!! [2026-03-27 10:37:58] PeacenLuv : long entry 67546 btc [2026-03-27 10:38:06] Dr.van_Doom666 : PeacenLuv: rekt [2026-03-27 10:38:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 1.0205 XBT @ 67084.7 ($68,509.18) - You had leverage in the air, now it’s gone – but you were there! [2026-03-27 10:38:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAUSD`: Sell 20 Cont @ 0.2486 ($33.38) [2026-03-27 10:38:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 1 Cont @ 2015.78 ($135.33) [2026-03-27 10:38:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `NEARUSD`: Sell 5 Cont @ 1.199 ($40.25) [2026-03-27 10:38:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 59500 USD @ 67133.9 - Enjoy the ramen seasoning packets, hero [2026-03-27 10:38:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 2.7900 ETH @ 2011.83 ($5,611.05) - Your longs got a day off today [2026-03-27 10:38:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSD`: Sell 29 Cont @ 1.328 ($515.86) [2026-03-27 10:38:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 37.4400 SOL @ 83.1 ($3,109.77) - Ouchie Ouchie Yellow Line Touchie [2026-03-27 10:38:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAUSDT`: Sell 10800 ADA @ 0.2477 ($2,673.43) - Liquidation complete – coffee break? [2026-03-27 10:39:04] Dr.van_Doom666 : MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA' [2026-03-27 10:39:15] 45th_blown_account : 20k imminent :arthur: [2026-03-27 10:39:26] caex : 😄 66018,9 😄 [2026-03-27 10:39:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!! [2026-03-27 10:40:24] Shiro : Hahaha finally all I'm out of my short after couple of weeks 🙏🏻😄 [2026-03-27 10:40:35] Shiro : Was a great ride [2026-03-27 10:40:40] PeacenLuv : long entry 66962 [2026-03-27 10:40:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: its just the beginning. cyabeyond 30k [2026-03-27 10:40:51] caex : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65000 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65250 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65500 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65750 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 66000 ``` [2026-03-27 10:41:03] caex : dady waiting [2026-03-27 10:41:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 66871 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-27 10:41:08] caex : 😄 [2026-03-27 10:41:21] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/t9m53Og4/ gg\ [2026-03-27 10:41:25] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: it's alright sometimes you should tale profits out of the table I can re enter again anytime 😁 [2026-03-27 10:42:41] Shiro : Ok where are the strikes let's attack this biatch @bmagic @pilot @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-27 10:42:57] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: i get richer and richer every day [2026-03-27 10:43:19] Gandalf the Grey : /pnl xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Short - -0.0004 XBT RPNL, 0.0071 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-03-27 10:43:32] Gandalf the Grey : just do nothing is best tactic now [2026-03-27 10:43:34] Gandalf the Grey : just enjoy [2026-03-27 10:43:36] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: rich is a temporary word the goal is becoming wealthy [2026-03-27 10:43:45] Shiro : Wealth and health is the key [2026-03-27 10:44:01] Gandalf the Grey : unless this wicks up fast we going sub 60k [2026-03-27 10:44:06] Gandalf the Grey : main structure rekt [2026-03-27 10:44:18] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc [2026-03-27 10:44:26] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: yoy just added up all the way? [2026-03-27 10:44:46] Gandalf the Grey : No I am short [2026-03-27 10:44:47] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: oh my bad it's saying short [2026-03-27 10:44:51] Shiro : Yeah my bad [2026-03-27 10:45:36] caex : BlackRock transferred 68,568 ETH and 612 BTC to Coinbase. see effect now😆 [2026-03-27 10:45:39] neki : this is just disgusting now [2026-03-27 10:45:51] Gandalf the Grey : maybe they want long ADA lmao [2026-03-27 10:45:56] caex : ETH SELL OFF 1800 TODAY [2026-03-27 10:45:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 27900 USD @ 66784.7 - Congrats, you just paid for BlackRock’s next ETF commercial [2026-03-27 10:46:00] Traczii : :catjam: [2026-03-27 10:46:05] Shiro : /liq xbtusd @Dr.van_Doom666 look 🤣 ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 159365 ``` [2026-03-27 10:46:50] Gandalf the Grey : risk moooaor [2026-03-27 10:47:05] Gandalf the Grey : 66500 is one more old trendline [2026-03-27 10:47:09] Gandalf the Grey : last chance lol [2026-03-27 10:47:17] Shiro : Risk responsibly always hahaha [2026-03-27 10:47:39] Shiro : Now let's have v shape recovery 😁 [2026-03-27 10:47:51] Gandalf the Grey : no chance [2026-03-27 10:47:54] Gandalf the Grey : it is finished [2026-03-27 10:48:02] Gandalf the Grey : -10 percent [2026-03-27 10:48:13] Shiro : 0 🤣😂 [2026-03-27 10:48:16] Gandalf the Grey : I AM SO BEARISH [2026-03-27 10:48:25] Gandalf the Grey : that I think maybe long good idea ahahaha [2026-03-27 10:48:36] DonJoe : only 762 bots on here still, from 20000 bots a few days ago.. weird [2026-03-27 10:48:52] Gandalf the Grey : Bro ran out of electricity [2026-03-27 10:49:22] PeacenLuv : longstops 66666 [2026-03-27 10:49:43] Shawn-Williams : I thought atleast it will give us 75k+ before going 60k but it seems like btc is not in a mood to even touch 75k [2026-03-27 10:49:57] Finnic99 : good. 2 buys filled [2026-03-27 10:50:14] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: oh shawn, shawn, nah it can give us 71-72 [2026-03-27 10:50:16] Gandalf the Grey : lets see if we can take 65555 [2026-03-27 10:50:18] Gandalf the Grey : last low [2026-03-27 10:50:29] Finnic99 : lets grab some rock bottom prices [2026-03-27 10:50:33] Finnic99 : dump it more! [2026-03-27 10:51:38] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: you never know. its btc butsurely it is going below 40k soon and that I know since 120k and saying. still on 66k but will be there soon [2026-03-27 10:51:50] Gandalf the Grey : way too risky to long. If TP ok but no long [2026-03-27 10:52:39] caex : 66018.9 no more no less 😘 programmed [2026-03-27 10:52:50] Shiro : I like risking when it comes to good rewards 😁🐊 [2026-03-27 10:53:11] Finnic99 : my average buy now 67.5 past month of buying [2026-03-27 10:53:26] Shiro : Still waiting for pre US opening and might open my long 🎉🥳 [2026-03-27 10:53:44] Gandalf the Grey : you have higher change to fuck Rihanna than to win 100x longo here [2026-03-27 10:53:54] neki : fck.. like a chump closing my 73180 short [2026-03-27 10:53:57] caex : Shiro: 67400 long support 😄 see today real support😘 [2026-03-27 10:53:59] Gandalf the Grey : SATAAAAN [2026-03-27 10:54:05] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-27 10:54:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.9478 XBT @ 66672.6 ($63,192.82) - Your bag is now a museum exhibit [2026-03-27 10:54:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2700 USD @ 66616.7 [2026-03-27 10:54:18] caex : look now :P [2026-03-27 10:54:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOTUSD`: Sell 199 Cont @ 1.276 ($169.13) [2026-03-27 10:54:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 2.6400 ETH @ 1993.07 ($5,257.82) - Your long got sent to the shadow realm [2026-03-27 10:54:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 115 Cont @ 1991.63 ($15,244.03) - That red candle had your name on it [2026-03-27 10:54:36] caex : opsa opsa :D [2026-03-27 10:54:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.2000 ETH @ 1987.77 ($397.54) [2026-03-27 10:54:38] Finnic99 : this is what I've been waiting forrrr [2026-03-27 10:54:42] Gandalf the Grey : /pnl xbtusd yaaay ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Short - -0.0004 XBT RPNL, 0.0115 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-03-27 10:54:47] Finnic99 : told you suckers buying 70k are impatient [2026-03-27 10:54:58] Dr.van_Doom666 : Finnic99: +666 [2026-03-27 10:55:05] Gandalf the Grey : prepare 60k wich orders [2026-03-27 10:55:10] Gandalf the Grey : wick [2026-03-27 10:55:20] Finnic99 : Dr.van_Doom666: [2026-03-27 10:55:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.5398 XBT @ 66406 ($35,844.49) - Congrats, you just paid for BlackRock’s next ETF commercial [2026-03-27 10:55:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 52600 USD @ 66404 - Your alts just got sent to the shadow realm [2026-03-27 10:55:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 8200 USD @ 66342 [2026-03-27 10:55:41] caex : ok 1 filled [2026-03-27 10:55:49] PeacenLuv : cheap btc cmon lezgohh [2026-03-27 10:55:59] caex : dont blame 66018,9 [2026-03-27 10:56:16] Finnic99 : go go go next order close by [2026-03-27 10:56:27] caex : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 66260.5 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65000 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65250 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65500 XBTUSDT: Buy Long 0.0025 XBT @ 65750 ``` [2026-03-27 10:56:29] blaster33 : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -12,500 USD @ 71487.8 ``` [2026-03-27 10:56:35] caex : see more left [2026-03-27 10:56:37] Finnic99 : caex: nic3 [2026-03-27 10:56:43] Gandalf the Grey : ETH lost 2k [2026-03-27 10:56:54] caex : very good [2026-03-27 10:56:57] Gandalf the Grey : this is it lads [2026-03-27 10:57:13] Gandalf the Grey : keep adding shortu be brave [2026-03-27 10:59:36] Gandalf the Grey : this gonna print so hard [2026-03-27 11:00:03] bearologist : Big big down:btc: [2026-03-27 11:01:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 66321.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-27 11:01:11] bearologist : :kek: [2026-03-27 11:01:39] Gandalf the Grey : lets fuck the last low [2026-03-27 11:01:42] bearologist : 75 > 48 still looking like a good bet [2026-03-27 11:01:49] Gandalf the Grey : is donald speaking today [2026-03-27 11:01:56] Shawn-Williams : it seems like when market open- it will go up and then go massive down over the weekend. distraction enough to kill long in quantity [2026-03-27 11:01:56] Gandalf the Grey : anything planned? [2026-03-27 11:02:49] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66258 [2026-03-27 11:03:01] neki : Gandalf the Grey: lol.. and eth looked recently like its gonna make a stand here. Leading the upside break [2026-03-27 11:03:10] bearologist : Short it like you mean it beeteecee [2026-03-27 11:03:15] contract details : dump is the only thing on the agenda [2026-03-27 11:03:29] Shiro : bearologist: where have you been mate haven't seen you since 64?!! Got liq? 😁 [2026-03-27 11:03:29] The Beast : is that australian sunroof guy that does 0.1x leverage is still alive and coming here? [2026-03-27 11:03:43] bearologist : Shiro: I am long term holder [2026-03-27 11:03:50] contract details : The Beast: he is too rich to be here [2026-03-27 11:04:04] Gandalf the Grey : sell any price 10-15x [2026-03-27 11:04:04] bearologist : Yes Inam very busy indeed sir [2026-03-27 11:04:07] Gandalf the Grey : get riiiich [2026-03-27 11:04:14] Shiro : Ok I'm going to long it now rekt me 😈😘 [2026-03-27 11:04:27] Gandalf the Grey : wait lower imo [2026-03-27 11:04:29] The Beast : contract details: i miss him [2026-03-27 11:04:28] bearologist : I have to watch my gardeners closely and also the uzbeki nanny [2026-03-27 11:04:51] Gandalf the Grey : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy Short 50,000 USD @ 60151 XBTUSD: Buy Short USD @ undefined ``` [2026-03-27 11:04:56] Gandalf the Grey : ez [2026-03-27 11:05:21] bearologist : Very short indeed [2026-03-27 11:05:41] Gandalf the Grey : reentree is like 68k now [2026-03-27 11:05:43] bearologist : BIG BIG DOWN :me: [2026-03-27 11:05:47] Gandalf the Grey : better just hold [2026-03-27 11:05:49] Shiro : @bmagic time to strike, you snooze you lose 😁 [2026-03-27 11:06:06] Gandalf the Grey : just do not lose the short profit bro [2026-03-27 11:06:49] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: hahaha sometimes it's ok losing profits 😁 [2026-03-27 11:07:48] Shiro : I wanna withdraw some not sure should I wait for my withdrawal or open it now [2026-03-27 11:08:06] Shiro : I'm afraid that's effecting my liq price [2026-03-27 11:08:14] Gandalf the Grey : i feel we rekt the support [2026-03-27 11:08:18] Gandalf the Grey : i do not wanna long [2026-03-27 11:08:24] Gandalf the Grey : long when it is knife to support [2026-03-27 11:08:28] Gandalf the Grey : not below like this imo [2026-03-27 11:08:34] Gandalf the Grey : I do not know I go buy shawarma [2026-03-27 11:09:33] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: hahah maybe that's the best option let me go eat something and comeback before US opening 😁😘🙏🏻 [2026-03-27 11:09:33] neki : whwers Ronnie tho? no big liqs [2026-03-27 11:09:48] Gandalf the Grey : I think 60k on wick we can get [2026-03-27 11:09:50] Gandalf the Grey : would be so nice [2026-03-27 11:11:29] PeacenLuv : Finnic99: u were right [2026-03-27 11:11:33] PeacenLuv : 😁 [2026-03-27 11:12:15] bmagic : We eat instant noodles tonight? [2026-03-27 11:12:25] bmagic : I still have some meat left [2026-03-27 11:12:28] Gandalf the Grey : no we do eat at all [2026-03-27 11:12:36] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 14,000 USD @ 66668.4445 ``` [2026-03-27 11:12:48] bmagic : Damn almost 66669 [2026-03-27 11:13:30] PeacenLuv : i cudda shudda shorted btc [2026-03-27 11:17:15] neki : usa gdp comin in today-- [2026-03-27 11:31:33] caex : us sesion next dump wave [2026-03-27 11:31:45] caex : happy trading [2026-03-27 11:32:03] neki : ffek [2026-03-27 11:32:13] neki : this is it then? the reaction to this price?... [2026-03-27 11:32:17] neki : not good at all [2026-03-27 11:35:17] caex : 66666,7😱 [2026-03-27 11:38:10] Shiro : bmagic: 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 [2026-03-27 11:38:18] migozelaaa : 50k [2026-03-27 11:39:13] Shiro : bmagic: tonight we're going to eat our D or champagne with seabass either way 🤣😄 [2026-03-27 11:42:32] PeacenLuv : btc long entry 66676 [2026-03-27 11:42:44] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh btc bullyz [2026-03-27 11:43:05] PeacenLuv : i gess stops will be 66666 ffzakez [2026-03-27 11:43:33] PeacenLuv : wutevr [2026-03-27 11:43:36] neki : what if? [2026-03-27 11:43:42] neki : wjhjat if this recovers? [2026-03-27 11:43:46] neki : what if? [2026-03-27 11:44:07] Gandalf the Grey : ofc it will recover [2026-03-27 11:44:13] Gandalf the Grey : the question is just from which price lol [2026-03-27 11:44:18] PeacenLuv : nuke the mewn btc [2026-03-27 11:48:34] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh [2026-03-27 11:49:32] PeacenLuv : i hope yur all luvin the new platform advancements [2026-03-27 11:50:07] PeacenLuv : longstops up 66651 [2026-03-27 11:54:30] neki : Gandalf the Grey: 65k rebound probably good on murica open. True question then, how much can it recover. For me this is first time since early Feb that I have started to doubt this bullish recovery structure. However, recovering from here maybe does imply a strong signal for the 80s then. [2026-03-27 11:55:22] Gandalf the Grey : can you open a bet that the break of this structure was fake and long with like 2-3 percent SL. [2026-03-27 11:55:27] PeacenLuv : btc pump incoming longittup lezgohh [2026-03-27 11:55:29] Gandalf the Grey : if ti was fake then good, we go 77k [2026-03-27 11:55:40] Gandalf the Grey : if it was real we fucked [2026-03-27 11:56:28] PeacenLuv : long entry 66676 im staying for a bit [2026-03-27 11:56:48] PeacenLuv : ill werk on som alts long for btc [2026-03-27 12:05:19] Gandalf the Grey : bear just need to rekt the last low and do damage [2026-03-27 12:07:22] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh btc [2026-03-27 12:07:32] PeacenLuv : no volume 5min [2026-03-27 12:07:45] PeacenLuv : woooooohhhhh [2026-03-27 12:11:31] PeacenLuv : that was close to me [2026-03-27 12:11:49] PeacenLuv : wow alwayz exciting here [2026-03-27 12:14:56] PeacenLuv : sui stops 0.888 [2026-03-27 12:15:04] PeacenLuv : on longs [2026-03-27 12:23:39] neki : Gandalf the Grey: yeah but last damage could go deep deep [2026-03-27 12:23:49] Gandalf the Grey : that is good [2026-03-27 12:23:50] neki : lol.. wick to 59900 would be epic rekt. [2026-03-27 12:23:50] Gandalf the Grey : more moeny [2026-03-27 12:24:02] bmagic : More power [2026-03-27 12:24:14] bmagic : MORE ENERGY [2026-03-27 12:24:21] Gandalf the Grey : More passion [2026-03-27 12:24:50] bmagic : MORAR MOWNING [2026-03-27 12:25:47] neki : im not sure it would recover from it :D.. permabear into 45k then.. and by the time bulla recovered, Trump wouuld be out of office.. I cant forget this wick to 20kusd on trumps USD1 coin.. somewhere in november i think.. [2026-03-27 12:26:07] neki : btc/usd1 pair. [2026-03-27 12:26:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 600 USD @ 66534.3 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-27 12:27:38] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,000 USD @ 66550.9 ``` [2026-03-27 12:27:53] Gandalf the Grey : wallahi good luck [2026-03-27 12:27:53] Shiro : Ok drop more so I can add more :doge: [2026-03-27 12:27:58] Gandalf the Grey : you are proly right [2026-03-27 12:27:59] Shiro : Hahha [2026-03-27 12:28:06] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Short - -50,000 USD @ 67619.1957 ``` [2026-03-27 12:28:21] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 14,000 USD @ 66668.4445 ``` [2026-03-27 12:28:21] Shiro : Shiro he's hero :arthur: [2026-03-27 12:28:22] Gandalf the Grey : should have clicked 100k [2026-03-27 12:28:29] Gandalf the Grey : but no balls [2026-03-27 12:28:32] bmagic : I got as close to 66669 as i could [2026-03-27 12:28:42] bmagic : Now I cannot change [2026-03-27 12:28:46] bmagic : Its too perfect [2026-03-27 12:29:06] Shiro : Where's niki, niki will it will it niki [2026-03-27 12:29:14] Gandalf the Grey : I had the same drop more so I add more idea at 122k. You know how it went [2026-03-27 12:29:17] Gandalf the Grey : Just be careful [2026-03-27 12:29:24] Shiro : bmagic: put your man hood on the line magic 😂 [2026-03-27 12:29:42] Gandalf the Grey : As 120k felt nice dip after 126k [2026-03-27 12:29:44] Gandalf the Grey : ....... [2026-03-27 12:29:51] Shiro : Trump about to tweet now hahaha [2026-03-27 12:31:07] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: bro I had my shawarma now I'm feeling heavy and sleepy no sl and might going to bed and get rekt 🤣 [2026-03-27 12:31:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2400 USD @ 66441.7 [2026-03-27 12:31:23] Gandalf the Grey : put SL [2026-03-27 12:31:25] Gandalf the Grey : always put SL [2026-03-27 12:32:00] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I wanna adding more sl it's meaningless right now when done with adding probably set my SL [2026-03-27 12:32:08] PeacenLuv : wow btcz kewl [2026-03-27 12:32:36] bmagic : If this doesn’t pump Shiro will eat my dick [2026-03-27 12:32:58] Shiro : bmagic: you turn me gay now you funker 🤣😂 [2026-03-27 12:33:00] PeacenLuv : usaz gunna dumpit so hard [2026-03-27 12:33:18] bmagic : Can’t turn you gay if you already are [2026-03-27 12:33:32] Shiro : Lmao 😂 [2026-03-27 12:33:37] Gandalf the Grey : I aint eating no dicks [2026-03-27 12:33:43] Shiro : Don't worry 71 calling [2026-03-27 12:33:46] Gandalf the Grey : maximum for margin [2026-03-27 12:33:49] Gandalf the Grey : that no count [2026-03-27 12:34:28] neki : Shiro: cant will it until 65-something tap.. Will broken until then it seems.. SInce 25march, my will worked inverse. I shouldve shorted my will :D [2026-03-27 12:34:46] PeacenLuv : look the vukout belowwww btc [2026-03-27 12:34:55] neki : But I chump-closed the best short this month lol :D [2026-03-27 12:34:57] Shiro : neki: 😂 [2026-03-27 12:35:02] neki : chumpion! [2026-03-27 12:35:17] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: what if it dunks to 60k without stop lol [2026-03-27 12:35:27] neki : I give myself the reward of the strait-jacket.. and tinfoil hat. [2026-03-27 12:35:31] Gandalf the Grey : Dont get fucked I care about you lol [2026-03-27 12:35:56] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I'll keep adding till 65 and probably closing it all at 64 🥹💔 [2026-03-27 12:36:07] bmagic : Damn going to have to unzip my pants [2026-03-27 12:36:12] Gandalf the Grey : spread it more [2026-03-27 12:36:13] bmagic : Things getting LOOSE [2026-03-27 12:36:16] Gandalf the Grey : now we have high ATR [2026-03-27 12:36:25] Gandalf the Grey : till maybe 63 [2026-03-27 12:39:36] neki : im willing this shiet now.BEWARE [2026-03-27 12:39:44] neki : after hourly close [2026-03-27 12:39:59] PeacenLuv : btcz in purgatory [2026-03-27 12:42:37] bmagic : Ok Shiro [2026-03-27 12:42:42] bmagic : Zipping my pants up [2026-03-27 12:42:50] bmagic : We getting unrekt together [2026-03-27 12:43:00] bmagic : :bog: [2026-03-27 12:43:09] bmagic : SEND IT [2026-03-27 12:43:15] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-27 12:43:21] neki : will -17 minutes [2026-03-27 12:43:33] neki : or is it t-17 minutes [2026-03-27 12:43:35] Shiro : Shiro he's hero, don't you know that:doge: [2026-03-27 12:43:40] neki : as in neki getz T-bagged [2026-03-27 12:44:08] neki : so much dikk talk here again, i get ideas [2026-03-27 12:45:15] Shiro : neki: bmex turn into LGBTQTSW community now 🤣😂 [2026-03-27 12:45:54] ninnk : lgbtlowiq more like [2026-03-27 12:47:19] neki : Shiro: lmao :D [2026-03-27 12:47:41] neki : dont forget about all the other letters, Im sure there are some identities [2026-03-27 12:49:21] Shiro : My English knowledge is very limited as I learn it only with thos song [2026-03-27 12:49:24] Shiro : https://youtu.be/Mz-dGpvMSWU?si=8tCkArj1zAm2t3Vo [2026-03-27 12:49:51] neki : fck... [2026-03-27 12:50:07] neki : i think the shiet might happen now.. [2026-03-27 12:51:37] Shiro : Tranquilo, tranquilo amigos [2026-03-27 12:55:29] neki : my will comes with a bill [2026-03-27 12:56:02] neki : I accept willing donations. Else, no will will will here. [2026-03-27 12:56:34] Shiro : Tips included [2026-03-27 12:58:33] Shiro : If murica not rekt us we're safu [2026-03-27 12:58:48] Shiro : Weekend can be nice and juicy [2026-03-27 12:59:25] bmagic : Send it [2026-03-27 13:00:00] Shiro : Shawn said 75, we had to pump it ain't 🤣😂 [2026-03-27 13:02:35] neki : letz go mothefkker [2026-03-27 13:02:40] neki : will UP [2026-03-27 13:02:54] Shiro : Will it will it niki [2026-03-27 13:03:49] Shiro : I'm %0.1 up what a great start 🤣 [2026-03-27 13:04:27] neki : hol [2026-03-27 13:04:30] neki : hooold. it [2026-03-27 13:04:49] neki : just a few seconsds now [2026-03-27 13:08:28] neki : whats up now again.. [2026-03-27 13:09:10] Shiro : Where's @peacenluv the saviour, he should call for buying z dip 🤣 [2026-03-27 13:09:41] contract details : Shiro: if he does that youd better panic sell [2026-03-27 13:09:43] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-27 13:09:49] contract details : no real bottom can happen when he is on [2026-03-27 13:09:52] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: [2026-03-27 13:09:52] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: [2026-03-27 13:09:52] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: [2026-03-27 13:09:53] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: [2026-03-27 13:09:53] contract details : :pepe: :pepe: :pepe: [2026-03-27 13:10:02] Shiro : contract details: :arthur: [2026-03-27 13:13:44] kroleg666 : https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/26/google-quantum-computers-crack-encryption-2029 [2026-03-27 13:13:46] kroleg666 : bye btc [2026-03-27 13:14:13] Dario1 : Spanish Prime Minister Sánchez said the Israel-US war on Iran is illegal, absurd, and cruel, and affirmed that patriotism means opposing an illegal war. He stressed that remaining quiet in the face of this unjust war is not an act of diplomatic prudence, but rather cowardice and complicity. [2026-03-27 13:14:13] kroleg666 : it will get priced in at around $0 before Q hack even happens [2026-03-27 13:14:22] Dario1 : https://youtube.com/shorts/Eadv7EiL1qg [2026-03-27 13:14:33] Dario1 : Viva Sanchez [2026-03-27 13:15:02] Dario1 : Viva Espana 🇪🇸 😎👍 [2026-03-27 13:15:16] Shiro : Dario1: do you think spain is the next?! 😄 [2026-03-27 13:15:56] Dario1 : Shiro: There are some rumors about Spain getting out of NATO, but they already prevented US from using their bases there [2026-03-27 13:16:04] Dario1 : so yeah who knows :kek: [2026-03-27 13:16:33] Shiro : Dario1: hahaha, NATO falling apart [2026-03-27 13:16:41] neki : effin shiet. I wanna go out for a drive again now.. relaxing and such, cigs iin a car, just cruising.. But ffs, I dare not, cuz lately major moves happen exclusively while driving.. So bad for my executions. Orders not executed properly. Portfolio properly executed (killed) ANyhow, driving is bad ;D But its good. [2026-03-27 13:16:53] Dario1 : Shiro: hahaha 🤣🤣 [2026-03-27 13:20:34] Vaaachaaa : 10min... [2026-03-27 13:23:08] bmagic : bmagic: i remember every call - if i happen to be the same side 100 percent loss rate [2026-03-27 13:23:12] bmagic : Each to their own [2026-03-27 13:23:23] bmagic : If it happens again i will just close [2026-03-27 13:23:57] bmagic : Woops ive had too much wine. Talking to myself [2026-03-27 13:24:05] bmagic : Long only [2026-03-27 13:26:00] Shiro : Drinking without snorting can be chaos 🤣 [2026-03-27 13:26:49] Gandalf the Grey : waiting for burger open [2026-03-27 13:27:50] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.timetrex.com/resources/nyse-live-clock for idiots like me lol [2026-03-27 13:28:50] neki : I owmnder if market will make a reverse play here. [2026-03-27 13:28:58] neki : between gold and btc. [2026-03-27 13:29:03] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: what!!! i thought it's going to open in 1hr!!!! [2026-03-27 13:29:15] Shiro : They changed the time?!!! [2026-03-27 13:29:33] Gandalf the Grey : no [2026-03-27 13:29:37] Gandalf the Grey : you just got confused like me [2026-03-27 13:29:48] Gandalf the Grey : i never know if it is this time or 1 hour plus [2026-03-27 13:29:51] neki : Gold is in the price level from which it took of pumping in JAN. While btc dumped supreme. What IF - what if now we do the opposite? [2026-03-27 13:30:02] neki : gold looks primed for a dump [2026-03-27 13:30:05] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: wtf!!!! All these times I trading off time!!!! [2026-03-27 13:30:41] neki : burgers in premarket now I think [2026-03-27 13:31:26] contract details : how can you guys not know [2026-03-27 13:31:27] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-27 13:31:43] Shiro : contract details: :pepe: [2026-03-27 13:32:01] neki : its always some shit with time conversion .. winter ET, dayloight savings EZ [2026-03-27 13:32:03] neki : ET [2026-03-27 13:32:01] Shiro : Murica gonna rekt me 💔🥹 [2026-03-27 13:32:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5000 USD @ 66350.7 [2026-03-27 13:32:17] contract details : doesnt matt er what time it is [2026-03-27 13:32:20] contract details : just keep adding short to 30k [2026-03-27 13:32:25] neki : contract details: lol [2026-03-27 13:34:05] caex : full short if 65k not hold [2026-03-27 13:35:53] Dario1 : caex: +1 [2026-03-27 13:36:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 555900 USD @ 66221.2 - Say hi to your wife’s boyfriend from the couch tonight [2026-03-27 13:37:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.0100 ETH @ 1980.29 ($19.79) [2026-03-27 13:37:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `AXSUSD`: Sell 5272 Cont @ 1.09 ($380.18) [2026-03-27 13:37:19] neki : finaly some volume [2026-03-27 13:39:30] Dario1 : 555K liq is not bad [2026-03-27 13:39:45] Dario1 : but I want to see a 20+ mil liq again [2026-03-27 13:40:12] Dario1 : haven’t seen any for months :pepe: [2026-03-27 13:40:56] Gandalf the Grey : cowish manipulation [2026-03-27 13:42:39] contract details : hehe crapcoin [2026-03-27 13:43:04] caex : bet 100 bucks 65k not hold [2026-03-27 13:44:43] neki : 65k off limits [2026-03-27 13:45:04] neki : murica wanna play first. Baron shorting again. needs market manip [2026-03-27 13:45:29] Gandalf the Grey : Trump shouls say that Iran is a good country lmao [2026-03-27 13:46:26] contract details : everyone should be buying pistacchio futures [2026-03-27 13:46:37] Gandalf the Grey : and kunafa [2026-03-27 13:46:48] Gandalf the Grey : hedge with shawarma and hummus [2026-03-27 13:46:54] caex : rdy? [2026-03-27 13:46:58] neki : this is it [2026-03-27 13:47:01] neki : the super dump [2026-03-27 13:47:06] neki : done and gone [2026-03-27 13:47:18] caex : dump loading ... 89% [2026-03-27 13:47:26] neki : Will it UP. For the last time. If no work, will officialy broken.- [2026-03-27 13:47:55] Dario1 : Trump loved to fly with Epstein’s Lolita Express [2026-03-27 13:47:56] Gandalf the Grey : we are minus 10k almost from the top [2026-03-27 13:48:01] Gandalf the Grey : u think your will not the best [2026-03-27 13:48:08] Dario1 : Short Epstein’s Mossad gang :arthur: [2026-03-27 13:48:32] kroleg666 : long adidas btw [2026-03-27 13:48:41] Dario1 : sure [2026-03-27 13:48:44] Shiro : When option expires? [2026-03-27 13:49:13] Shiro : 14 billions! [2026-03-27 13:52:01] 45th_blown_account : 20k imminent :arthur: [2026-03-27 13:52:06] kroleg666 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FUuBFvD5eo [2026-03-27 13:52:41] caex : Iran selling [2026-03-27 13:53:21] Dario1 : It only costs 2-3K USD to mine a bitcoin in Iran :arthur: [2026-03-27 13:54:56] kroleg666 : caex: just wait till they ban bitcoin worldwide to prevent iran from buying weapons with it [2026-03-27 13:54:58] kroleg666 : in 3 2 1 [2026-03-27 13:55:07] kroleg666 : all crypto will die (except for QRL) [2026-03-27 13:55:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTK26`: Sell 1000 USD @ 66371 [2026-03-27 13:55:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.5849 XBT @ 66177.4 ($38,687.03) - Email alert: funds went on vacation [2026-03-27 13:55:16] kroleg666 : you can't buy weapons for QRL [2026-03-27 13:55:19] kroleg666 : so its safe [2026-03-27 13:56:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2500 USD @ 66081.1 [2026-03-27 13:56:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0220 XBT @ 66111.2 ($1,453.65) [2026-03-27 13:57:02] neki : special needs kids [2026-03-27 13:57:41] Dario1 : US temporarily lifted oil sanctions on Iran just a week ago or so [2026-03-27 13:57:43] Dario1 : and Iran made 10 billion profits [2026-03-27 13:57:57] Dario1 : so no they won’t ban bitcoin world wide lol [2026-03-27 13:58:14] neki : bye bera [2026-03-27 13:58:15] kroleg666 : good. then btc will hold at around 10k until QC finishes it [2026-03-27 13:58:39] Dario1 : If you get bitcoin to 40K, I will send you some btc for free [2026-03-27 13:58:50] kroleg666 : thanks, screenshotted [2026-03-27 13:58:52] caex : Dario1: +1 [2026-03-27 13:58:55] Dario1 : I will long teh hell out of it, if it wver gets there [2026-03-27 13:59:11] kroleg666 : what's the point if it's about to get quantum hacked soon [2026-03-27 13:59:13] kroleg666 : even at $1 [2026-03-27 13:59:22] caex : go down 1k candelabre [2026-03-27 13:59:28] kroleg666 : to manage to sell for a bit higher to greater fool? bad r/r [2026-03-27 13:59:40] contract details : WEHAT A BULLISH ASSET [2026-03-27 13:59:41] kroleg666 : the end of btc is near and we know it [2026-03-27 14:03:23] neki : DIE [2026-03-27 14:03:26] neki : BERA DIE!!!! [2026-03-27 14:04:00] caex : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: Long - 0.0005 XBT @ 66000 ``` [2026-03-27 14:04:15] caex : really 😡 [2026-03-27 14:04:38] caex : no more come on 😘 [2026-03-27 14:04:47] neki : caex: lol. [2026-03-27 14:04:49] neki : the size [2026-03-27 14:05:00] neki : caex: generational wealth? [2026-03-27 14:05:02] caex : need more :D [2026-03-27 14:05:32] caex : mexc hit 65800 here always lame [2026-03-27 14:06:00] neki : caex: 65958 [2026-03-27 14:06:02] neki : im on mexc too [2026-03-27 14:06:14] caex : here 66000 omg [2026-03-27 14:06:43] neki : caex: 66012 on my othe account on Poloniex lol [2026-03-27 14:06:52] caex : haha [2026-03-27 14:07:50] caex : If not now, we’ve got the whole weekend to test 65k and lower😘