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[2026-03-25 23:58:39] PeacenLuv : argh long suikoin i hate trading
[2026-03-25 23:58:47] PeacenLuv : but its munnee hunnee
[2026-03-26 00:01:01] PeacenLuv : longstops up 71258
[2026-03-26 00:01:31] Shawn-Williams : Get ready guys- we are going up
[2026-03-26 00:02:02] Gandalf the Grey : Time to short I guess
[2026-03-26 00:02:03] BlissRP : are we ZEROing in our our targets sers?
[2026-03-26 00:02:07] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-26 00:05:24] PeacenLuv : longstops up 71183
[2026-03-26 00:07:56] Gandalf the Grey : Musica Electronica
[2026-03-26 00:08:00] Gandalf the Grey : TuduTududududud
[2026-03-26 00:11:17] PeacenLuv : long entry 71232
[2026-03-26 00:12:28] bluemaster : Did I miss anything not watching this at all ,just pop here once every few days to give all this crack users some hope ...
[2026-03-26 00:12:35] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 278,200 USD @ 70911.4245 ```
[2026-03-26 00:12:40] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 143,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ```
[2026-03-26 00:14:24] bluemaster : /pnl xbtusd maybe I can buy some food now :pepe: ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 0.1025 XBT RPNL, 0.0154 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-26 00:14:31] bluemaster : :pepe:
[2026-03-26 00:14:33] BlissRP : bluemaster: you missed nothing and the crack is still strong
[2026-03-26 00:14:47] bluemaster : /rpnl xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 4,444.26 USDT RPNL ```
[2026-03-26 00:14:54] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-03-26 00:15:48] bluemaster : kids switch to proper cocaine , all indicators color looks nice
[2026-03-26 01:03:57] GodBleesYou : no up no down
[2026-03-26 01:04:00] GodBleesYou : stable coin
[2026-03-26 01:04:01] GodBleesYou : :)
[2026-03-26 01:04:06] BlissRP : stable corn
[2026-03-26 01:04:28] GodBleesYou : it really like this area
[2026-03-26 01:04:35] GodBleesYou : 68-71
[2026-03-26 01:05:12] BlissRP : who remembers how shitty this area was to be a part of before we ever reached above 100kek
[2026-03-26 01:05:27] BlissRP : 69420 for ever
[2026-03-26 01:05:28] BlissRP : perma
[2026-03-26 01:08:49] bmagic : Im long not short
[2026-03-26 01:08:55] bmagic : So doom
[2026-03-26 01:09:05] BlissRP : im tall
[2026-03-26 01:09:23] GodBleesYou : i am both long and short
[2026-03-26 01:09:34] GodBleesYou : so some kind of fuckery is gurrented!!!
[2026-03-26 01:09:36] PeacenLuv : longstops up bullish btc 71111
[2026-03-26 01:09:52] GodBleesYou : market maker have to fuck me somehow @BlissRP @bmagic
[2026-03-26 01:11:31] BlissRP : he will find a way
[2026-03-26 01:11:39] BlissRP : meanwhile i wait for rektening
[2026-03-26 01:11:43] BlissRP : from ze sidelines
[2026-03-26 01:11:45] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-26 01:23:38] Symphoenix : up
[2026-03-26 01:23:58] contract details : gg down only
[2026-03-26 01:28:10] GodBleesYou : contract details: i pray for it
[2026-03-26 01:28:13] GodBleesYou : more then you
[2026-03-26 01:30:56] BlissRP : syndrome
[2026-03-26 01:34:06] bmagic : Its a long in my view
[2026-03-26 01:34:14] bmagic : Long way to hell
[2026-03-26 01:34:38] bmagic : Flagged
[2026-03-26 01:35:14] PeacenLuv : 😄i stopped funding longs if i ever again youll be the 1zt to know
[2026-03-26 01:35:24] PeacenLuv : beaybz
[2026-03-26 01:36:03] PeacenLuv : the noey is in thr mkt . the mkt taketh then it giveth btc
[2026-03-26 01:36:50] PeacenLuv : baybee traders . young in your evolution jus puppeez
[2026-03-26 01:38:32] PeacenLuv : get some cross action any cryptohh positiv flow and some longperps isolated feed the isolated with rolling profuts going up in time btc bullish real thing like no other ever mayb
[2026-03-26 01:38:54] PeacenLuv : die eth die discard
[2026-03-26 01:39:38] PeacenLuv : fire up the satoshee vacuum folkz btc berazzez remain vukked
[2026-03-26 01:40:26] PeacenLuv : mezz with dabull yu get duhornz
[2026-03-26 01:42:42] PeacenLuv : bliss is ai
[2026-03-26 01:42:54] PeacenLuv : 😳
[2026-03-26 01:43:46] PeacenLuv : im gunna long my sperm . cheap here
[2026-03-26 01:43:55] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😍😘
[2026-03-26 01:51:33] GodBleesYou : wow bmex!!!
[2026-03-26 01:52:42] GodBleesYou : thank you for the 120% roe!!!
[2026-03-26 01:53:10] GodBleesYou : the rest i leave to the gods
[2026-03-26 01:58:31] PeacenLuv : vukkk top of 6hr tunnel drumroll
[2026-03-26 01:58:40] PeacenLuv : 76k
[2026-03-26 01:58:52] PeacenLuv : its so wide
[2026-03-26 01:59:37] PeacenLuv : k 71600x
[2026-03-26 02:00:15] PeacenLuv : 73400 rounded jp to 100
[2026-03-26 02:00:53] PeacenLuv : not really 1800 usd 6 hr
[2026-03-26 02:01:40] PeacenLuv : rasy 1 candle penetration though . usd is super vukked on valu
[2026-03-26 02:01:49] PeacenLuv : jmho humbling
[2026-03-26 02:02:47] PeacenLuv : call it 76k
[2026-03-26 02:02:58] PeacenLuv : shawn
[2026-03-26 02:03:56] PeacenLuv : war needs to end
[2026-03-26 02:05:15] PeacenLuv : 5k pop not even half of 10
[2026-03-26 02:11:05] PeacenLuv : long enyry btc 70
[2026-03-26 02:11:43] PeacenLuv : 71092*
[2026-03-26 02:12:10] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh btc
[2026-03-26 02:16:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2400 USD @ 70972.2
[2026-03-26 02:17:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 70939.2 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-26 02:21:13] PeacenLuv : wadthevuk was that i gotta look
[2026-03-26 02:21:52] PeacenLuv : i felt it
[2026-03-26 02:22:13] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc
[2026-03-26 02:22:41] PeacenLuv : longstops up to783
[2026-03-26 02:22:52] PeacenLuv : 70808*
[2026-03-26 02:24:13] PeacenLuv : about 300 buk in 15min descent vertikal drop
[2026-03-26 02:24:51] PeacenLuv : longs only here buy tge red 5 min
[2026-03-26 02:25:27] PeacenLuv : well it was red
[2026-03-26 02:26:20] bmagic : Market movers teasong
[2026-03-26 02:26:26] bmagic : They know we need that green dildo
[2026-03-26 02:26:38] PeacenLuv : btc longers safe undr 71k
[2026-03-26 02:26:38] bmagic : They need that green dildo, its not even us
[2026-03-26 02:26:47] bmagic : They need the dildo to feel something
[2026-03-26 02:26:54] bmagic : Silly MMs
[2026-03-26 02:29:54] PeacenLuv : if someone beats me it will be ai
[2026-03-26 02:32:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1600 USD @ 70723.9
[2026-03-26 02:33:59] neki : will the fekk up
[2026-03-26 02:36:28] thankyousomuch : Biden resistence too strong for bullrun :pepe:
[2026-03-26 02:37:32] thankyousomuch : longers liquidated again
[2026-03-26 02:38:47] thankyousomuch : BLuemaster, nullmaster :pepe:
[2026-03-26 02:38:54] thankyousomuch : noom :pepe:
[2026-03-26 02:39:02] thankyousomuch : Shiro :pepe:
[2026-03-26 02:39:15] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds 📈
[2026-03-26 02:39:39] thankyousomuch : Saylor :pepe:
[2026-03-26 02:39:55] thankyousomuch : hamburger
[2026-03-26 02:40:37] thankyousomuch : Centmaster :pepe:
[2026-03-26 02:41:05] thankyousomuch : The cent is your friend
[2026-03-26 02:41:08] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-26 02:41:28] neki : effin asians dumparinho
[2026-03-26 02:41:31] neki : witness the
[2026-03-26 02:41:34] neki : retracte
[2026-03-26 02:41:40] thankyousomuch : Shall we call the ambullance?
[2026-03-26 02:41:40] neki : retrace*4
[2026-03-26 02:42:22] thankyousomuch : neki: we cant escape the ratrace
[2026-03-26 02:42:33] neki : if i even get constipated on toilet.. i know who to think off for a dump
[2026-03-26 02:42:48] neki : thankyousomuch: sneaky, cheeky, asian bera
[2026-03-26 02:48:46] neki : thankyousomuch: it sometimes really feels like a rat race yea
[2026-03-26 02:49:04] BlissRP : no
[2026-03-26 02:49:05] BlissRP : body
[2026-03-26 02:49:06] BlissRP : cares
[2026-03-26 02:49:08] BlissRP : about
[2026-03-26 02:49:10] BlissRP : corn
[2026-03-26 02:50:17] neki : BlissRP: :( asians do, to counter-fekk the trumps retarded policies :D
[2026-03-26 02:56:20] bmagic : PUMP IT :bog:
[2026-03-26 03:00:28] thankyousomuch : we hVE BULLS AND WE HA VE RUNS
[2026-03-26 03:02:47] PeacenLuv : wow check 5min vol btc
[2026-03-26 04:11:35] Finnic99 : Rejected again at 72k
[2026-03-26 04:11:56] Finnic99 : Slowly grinds up just to sell off every time
[2026-03-26 04:13:47] Finnic99 : Next time it won't hold at 66-68k
[2026-03-26 04:14:16] Finnic99 : And it will go to 60-63
[2026-03-26 04:31:43] BlissRP : 0 will not hold
[2026-03-26 04:46:07] PeacenLuv : inbound pump btc
[2026-03-26 04:46:12] PeacenLuv : 5min
[2026-03-26 04:46:28] PeacenLuv : incoming
[2026-03-26 05:00:49] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 70733
[2026-03-26 05:01:21] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhhweeee
[2026-03-26 05:01:33] PeacenLuv : yrend change 5min
[2026-03-26 05:02:59] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc 70833
[2026-03-26 05:03:30] PeacenLuv : 70683 longstops up
[2026-03-26 05:05:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 25600 USD @ 70640.2 - You just got rugged harder than Terra Luna 2.0
[2026-03-26 05:06:15] PeacenLuv : jumpoffffff btc its tippping yikezz
[2026-03-26 05:06:21] PeacenLuv : lookout belowwwww
[2026-03-26 05:06:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10200 USD @ 70501.6
[2026-03-26 05:08:53] contract details : bruh :downrocket: :pepe:
[2026-03-26 05:23:25] PeacenLuv : buy the dip
[2026-03-26 05:23:50] PeacenLuv : 5min btc bottomed longittup
[2026-03-26 05:24:17] PeacenLuv : 😄longstops 70508
[2026-03-26 05:25:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `NEARUSD`: Sell 66 Cont @ 1.24 ($577.50)
[2026-03-26 05:41:20] contract details : :downrocket: :downrocket: :pepe:
[2026-03-26 05:43:19] Finnic99 : This range only got 2 or 3 weeks left I think
[2026-03-26 05:43:41] Finnic99 : Can't stay above 70k or go above 72k now
[2026-03-26 05:43:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3500 USD @ 70395
[2026-03-26 05:44:38] Finnic99 : Stagger smallish orders all thru 60ks is play for now and bigger orders 50-60k
[2026-03-26 05:44:48] Finnic99 : And huge orders sub 50
[2026-03-26 05:44:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.8400 ETH @ 2128.63 ($3,914.45) - He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter
[2026-03-26 05:44:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1500 USD @ 70272.9
[2026-03-26 05:44:57] Finnic99 : ✌️✌️
[2026-03-26 05:45:33] Finnic99 : So if the bottom is higher than expected at least get to buy something. If it's lower get to buy a lot
[2026-03-26 05:48:57] PeacenLuv : longatops 70258
[2026-03-26 05:51:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1100 ETH @ 2122.53 ($233.35)
[2026-03-26 05:53:20] FARI GINAWAN : 5 usdtp
[2026-03-26 05:53:30] 45th_blown_account : waso waso wasooo bitconnneeee :arthur:
[2026-03-26 05:53:33] PeacenLuv : 😄stops up 70111
[2026-03-26 05:53:40] 45th_blown_account : BMEX season 11 cents :doge:
[2026-03-26 05:56:36] bmagic : Indeedus doomus
[2026-03-26 05:58:14] bmagic : Buy everything is on fire
[2026-03-26 05:59:19] Shiro : bmagic: no buy till Friday, buying is good only after war ends on Friday or Saturday announcing
[2026-03-26 06:00:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4100 USD @ 69887.3
[2026-03-26 06:00:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 4130 XRP @ 1.3879 ($5,730.13) - Notification: “Quick reset, bro?”
[2026-03-26 06:01:06] Shiro : I wanna long it back at 66 or even lower comeon give it to papi
[2026-03-26 06:01:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 24600 USD @ 69878.1 - You weren’t trading, you were just donating with extra steps
[2026-03-26 06:09:30] Traczii : :catjam:
[2026-03-26 06:10:34] Traczii : 2026-03-10 19:14:36 UTC Traczii also buying bmex is here is literally free money unless they go bankrupt
[2026-03-26 06:12:34] Traczii : At this rate bmex will prob be trading at 20c b4 may :doge:
[2026-03-26 06:13:05] Traczii : Future of finance :bmex:
[2026-03-26 06:16:46] BlissRP : Shiro: big mistake
[2026-03-26 06:17:38] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd my familiiiaaaaaaa ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 55,000 USD @ 71110.6054 ```
[2026-03-26 06:19:30] bmagic : Just long everything that dips
[2026-03-26 06:19:37] bmagic : Can’t go right
[2026-03-26 06:19:37] Shiro : BlissRP: people call it mistake, I call it risk to big rewards :doge:
[2026-03-26 06:19:40] bmagic : Or left
[2026-03-26 06:19:44] bmagic : Just long
[2026-03-26 06:19:50] BlissRP : Shiro: there is no reward until october
[2026-03-26 06:19:53] bmagic : Up horizontally
[2026-03-26 06:19:56] BlissRP : 40k will not hold
[2026-03-26 06:20:17] Shiro : Shiro he's hero :arthur:
[2026-03-26 06:20:27] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: :arthur:
[2026-03-26 06:20:45] Shiro : BlissRP: nahhh after war ending we can another relief rally
[2026-03-26 06:20:51] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: hahahaha
[2026-03-26 06:20:53] BlissRP : no
[2026-03-26 06:20:55] BlissRP : there is no end
[2026-03-26 06:21:08] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: we are definitely going down (slow death)
[2026-03-26 06:21:10] Shiro : I place my bet where ma balls at 😂
[2026-03-26 06:21:38] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: yes I'm still holding shorts and added up already
[2026-03-26 06:21:50] Mr. Axelrod : amazing :clap:
[2026-03-26 06:22:12] Shiro : Friday or Saturday maybe we can have another fakeout pump
[2026-03-26 06:22:21] BlissRP : NO
[2026-03-26 06:22:25] BlissRP : braindead
[2026-03-26 06:22:49] Shiro : BlissRP: I'll remind you at the end of the week 😁
[2026-03-26 06:22:56] BlissRP : you wont
[2026-03-26 06:23:00] BlissRP : i will be reminding you
[2026-03-26 06:23:03] BlissRP : that you didnt hold
[2026-03-26 06:23:04] BlissRP : to 39
[2026-03-26 06:23:05] BlissRP : kek
[2026-03-26 06:23:07] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-26 06:24:07] Shiro : BlissRP: for now we're on the same page we're going down maybe even 64 but we need a fake relief rally after
[2026-03-26 06:24:51] BlissRP : no
[2026-03-26 06:24:56] BlissRP : your page is braindead
[2026-03-26 06:24:57] "it will be........" : .
[2026-03-26 06:25:06] 45th_blown_account : :bmex: :catjam : bmex:
[2026-03-26 06:25:14] 45th_blown_account : :pepe: :bmex:
[2026-03-26 06:25:35] Shiro : BlissRP: :arthur:
[2026-03-26 06:41:58] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: bro I just noticed it now!!! You got some big balls
[2026-03-26 06:42:22] Gandalf the Grey : 69-68 is longo imo
[2026-03-26 06:42:26] Gandalf the Grey : I just clicked too early lol
[2026-03-26 06:42:30] Gandalf the Grey : it will be ok
[2026-03-26 06:43:55] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I don't know why your position showing differently I thought you're shorting it at first! But probably on Friday if war ends we gonna have another scam pump or maybe Saturday
[2026-03-26 06:44:14] Gandalf the Grey : I have hedge moee on
[2026-03-26 06:44:16] Gandalf the Grey : mode
[2026-03-26 06:44:21] Gandalf the Grey : then it shows differently
[2026-03-26 06:44:32] Shiro : Oh I see
[2026-03-26 06:44:48] Gandalf the Grey : it is nice as you can have both longo and short on same
[2026-03-26 06:49:16] BlissRP : up only until boots on da ground
[2026-03-26 06:50:15] Shiro : BlissRP: satan gonna touch your soul soon after at 66666 🤣
[2026-03-26 06:50:53] BlissRP : youve done everything backwards for an entire month, no sense stopping now
[2026-03-26 06:52:41] Shiro : BlissRP: it's funny as leaderbord showing my ROI %130 on monthly 🤣😂
[2026-03-26 06:53:00] BlissRP : unrealized
[2026-03-26 06:53:03] BlissRP : :)
[2026-03-26 06:53:03] Shiro : Imagine if I'm not doing it backwards that should be %1300
[2026-03-26 06:53:10] Shiro : 🤣😂
[2026-03-26 06:54:09] Gandalf the Grey : we are just gambling on numba going up and down it is not that deep lmao
[2026-03-26 06:54:25] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: +1000 exactly
[2026-03-26 06:54:43] BlissRP : you guys might be gambling, ser
[2026-03-26 06:54:46] Gandalf the Grey : move is 80k or 60k these small bunga wungas is just scam for high leverage
[2026-03-26 06:54:54] BlissRP : 60k LOL
[2026-03-26 06:55:00] BlissRP : the optimism is intoxicating
[2026-03-26 06:55:39] Gandalf the Grey : I want 80k minumum from pumpy
[2026-03-26 06:55:41] Shiro : We should just enjoy the journey and not thinking about the destination
[2026-03-26 06:55:57] neki : COrN
[2026-03-26 06:56:02] neki : a whore
[2026-03-26 06:56:04] neki : nasty
[2026-03-26 06:56:06] neki : dirty
[2026-03-26 06:56:09] neki : cheap
[2026-03-26 06:56:10] neki : whore
[2026-03-26 06:56:14] Gandalf the Grey : Neki's will is not what it used to be
[2026-03-26 06:56:30] neki : Gandalf the Grey: sad but true sir
[2026-03-26 06:56:39] Gandalf the Grey : can you recharge?
[2026-03-26 06:56:41] Gandalf the Grey : and send it?
[2026-03-26 06:56:44] neki : I lost the good charger
[2026-03-26 06:56:50] Gandalf the Grey : or you wanku too much
[2026-03-26 06:57:02] BlissRP : battery powered was the first mistake
[2026-03-26 06:57:09] BlissRP : good ol combustion is the way
[2026-03-26 06:57:39] neki : BlissRP: i bought on Temu, shouldve got something with warranty indeed. Chinese fake crap will charger
[2026-03-26 06:57:46] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-26 06:57:53] BlissRP : we remain in high spirits
[2026-03-26 06:57:54] BlissRP : this is good
[2026-03-26 06:58:02] Shiro : neki: it's cheap in long term but retail not really interested on 71+ yet but soon after when fomo coming back they gonna send it to high 70s
[2026-03-26 06:58:25] BlissRP : retail is paying double and triple for gas while living paycheck to paycheck
[2026-03-26 06:58:27] BlissRP : dream on
[2026-03-26 06:58:38] neki : Gandalf the Grey: ser, the wanku is unrelated. no such thing as too much wanku.
[2026-03-26 06:59:11] Shiro : BlissRP: next week they sart to cry 😂
[2026-03-26 06:59:17] BlissRP : +1
[2026-03-26 06:59:19] neki : Shiro: ya, retail is scared.. needs ATH to decide to buy
[2026-03-26 06:59:34] neki : it is half mio usd, oke I buy now.
[2026-03-26 06:59:52] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-26 06:59:56] neki : like a champ, cuz half a milly is my 10year salary, so it must be worth something
[2026-03-26 07:00:29] neki : this is too cheap for retail. If id doesnt mortgage your whole house, its worthless
[2026-03-26 07:00:34] neki : :D
[2026-03-26 07:00:35] Shiro : neki: but no doubt we going there can catching up all those liqs we should be patience
[2026-03-26 07:01:03] BlissRP : now talking about destination again after preaching journey
[2026-03-26 07:01:06] Gandalf the Grey : we flirting with ema too much, support are getting higher
[2026-03-26 07:01:06] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-26 07:01:09] Gandalf the Grey : why yall so bear
[2026-03-26 07:01:20] neki : Shiro: im still looking to long here. this whole action basically means we're holding 70k thru geopolitical and other bullshit
[2026-03-26 07:01:32] Gandalf the Grey : we had 63k
[2026-03-26 07:01:34] Gandalf the Grey : then 65k
[2026-03-26 07:01:37] Gandalf the Grey : last 67k
[2026-03-26 07:01:44] Gandalf the Grey : now maybe 69 or 68
[2026-03-26 07:01:46] Gandalf the Grey : no?
[2026-03-26 07:01:48] neki : which is strong. Ofc we got problems on the way to 90k.
[2026-03-26 07:01:50] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I'm not bear it's just a short term bro, because all these scam happening on weekend
[2026-03-26 07:02:00] BlissRP : yes the bera flag is very strong
[2026-03-26 07:02:03] BlissRP : keep the hopium
[2026-03-26 07:02:04] Shiro : If market give me a good price I'll long it again
[2026-03-26 07:02:06] Gandalf the Grey : trump deadline also ends on weekend
[2026-03-26 07:02:22] Gandalf the Grey : so this weekend gonna be scam imo
[2026-03-26 07:02:33] BlissRP : 2 scenarios possible, and shiro is crying in both :pepe:
[2026-03-26 07:02:38] Gandalf the Grey : now is pre scam
[2026-03-26 07:02:46] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: yeah I wanna see 67 or maybe 66 and I'll join in
[2026-03-26 07:03:04] Gandalf the Grey : I will make it 200k by then ahahaha
[2026-03-26 07:03:07] Gandalf the Grey : and then die
[2026-03-26 07:03:11] Gandalf the Grey : and it pumps next day
[2026-03-26 07:03:14] Gandalf the Grey : I know myself
[2026-03-26 07:03:28] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: hahaha 🤟🏻🤞🏻
[2026-03-26 07:03:53] Finnic99 : Sub 70k
[2026-03-26 07:04:30] neki : BTW, i am testing out the new batteries today. I think the will will return. We bullas are geting fed today, dont forget. Lunch time.
[2026-03-26 07:04:38] BlissRP : best mortal kombat character
[2026-03-26 07:04:42] BlissRP : sub zero :pepe:
[2026-03-26 07:05:09] neki : BlissRP: rofl
[2026-03-26 07:05:39] neki : BlissRP: i like quan-chi, what with the teleport moves. So CoRny :D
[2026-03-26 07:05:49] neki : very much like deez nnutz markets
[2026-03-26 07:05:53] BlissRP : btc also like to teleport
[2026-03-26 07:05:57] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-26 07:08:52] BlissRP : Shiro: question ser
[2026-03-26 07:09:11] BlissRP : if it goes 80keks area now without reaching lower what will you do?
[2026-03-26 07:11:10] Shiro : BlissRP: hahaha probably going to closing it above 72 maybe 73
[2026-03-26 07:11:21] BlissRP : so not hold to 80?
[2026-03-26 07:11:22] Shiro : And waiting for retrace
[2026-03-26 07:11:40] BlissRP : not reshort 80 area either?
[2026-03-26 07:11:58] Shiro : BlissRP: my short entry is 72 why should I hold it till 80 🤣😂
[2026-03-26 07:12:06] BlissRP : cause you said you can survive
[2026-03-26 07:12:09] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -11,500 USD @ 71988.0212 ```
[2026-03-26 07:12:13] BlissRP : and you already married it once
[2026-03-26 07:12:44] Shiro : It was 73 but I sold half of it at 68 amd added up the last pump
[2026-03-26 07:13:03] BlissRP : anyways just curious
[2026-03-26 07:13:10] Shiro : Nah already had my profits and defending my position aswell as this might be a good entry
[2026-03-26 07:13:47] Gandalf the Grey : daily should bart to 90k
[2026-03-26 07:13:54] Gandalf the Grey : just look at it
[2026-03-26 07:13:56] Gandalf the Grey : it is asking for it
[2026-03-26 07:14:18] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 83 is Ideal but maybe next week after negotiation
[2026-03-26 07:14:38] Gandalf the Grey : yeah previous support
[2026-03-26 07:14:41] Gandalf the Grey : I dunno
[2026-03-26 07:14:44] Gandalf the Grey : we will seeeeee
[2026-03-26 07:15:15] Shiro : Retail need to take their money off the oil when it's starting to drop and bring it back into crypto again
[2026-03-26 07:15:30] BlissRP : i see the case for the pamp then sub 40
[2026-03-26 07:15:36] BlissRP : but also see the case for sub 40 now
[2026-03-26 07:15:42] BlissRP : either way the destination is sub 40
[2026-03-26 07:15:47] Shiro : BlissRP: :artur:
[2026-03-26 07:16:29] Shiro : BlissRP: I'm so confused are you holding your long or you flip it into short?
[2026-03-26 07:16:35] BlissRP : neither
[2026-03-26 07:16:41] BlissRP : closed above 92
[2026-03-26 07:16:48] BlissRP : still have 95 shorts reduced size
[2026-03-26 07:17:00] BlissRP : stop in profit
[2026-03-26 07:17:06] Shiro : Nice
[2026-03-26 07:17:11] neki : i honestly think this session will tarde up, alll the way above 72 again.. then dump on pre-fomc on murica open, then we see whatswhat
[2026-03-26 07:17:29] BlissRP : should probably say sol but you know i think
[2026-03-26 07:17:30] neki : not prefomc, pre fed weekly balance
[2026-03-26 07:18:20] Finnic99 : No more 72k it's crawled up there miserably enough times
[2026-03-26 07:18:35] Finnic99 : 68k
[2026-03-26 07:19:58] neki : were still at the higher fibo, might get defended
[2026-03-26 07:25:23] Gandalf the Grey : if you pray hard enough maybe
[2026-03-26 07:31:24] BlissRP : neki: if the .5 gets lost in a 400 drop, its gg
[2026-03-26 07:32:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0006 XBT @ 69826.1 ($41.88) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-26 07:35:02] neki : BlissRP: ya id say thats just liquidity dip at the pivot. so its gucci for bulla still
[2026-03-26 07:35:37] BlissRP : no lol
[2026-03-26 07:35:39] Gandalf the Grey : liq grab would be low 68k not here
[2026-03-26 07:40:27] neki : the way i read it, it would fail in low 68s.. failed breakout of the weekly. So liq grab is either right here, or there is none until 67
[2026-03-26 07:40:47] neki : but you know what they say about Testicle analysis
[2026-03-26 07:42:03] Gandalf the Grey : hot can weekly have breakout at 71k bro
[2026-03-26 07:42:44] Gandalf the Grey : W breakout you need 100k or 130k
[2026-03-26 07:43:05] Gandalf the Grey : W can drop 10k and it is not important
[2026-03-26 07:43:13] Gandalf the Grey : That chart only for Blumaster
[2026-03-26 07:49:57] Mr. JB : Hi guys. Short 78k with me this afternoon? Maybe tomorrow?
[2026-03-26 07:50:06] neki : is oke, we look at technicals differently. For me, this whole thing right now s a breakout from the 23rd march 67.8k @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-03-26 07:50:34] MadoffNakamoto : Mr. JB: in 1 hour sure
[2026-03-26 07:50:39] BlissRP : Mr. JB: +1
[2026-03-26 07:51:42] Mr. JB : Longed doge 20 mins ago. Let's see today and tomorrow.
[2026-03-26 07:56:21] neki : ok, lets see you now cripple.
[2026-03-26 08:04:23] BlissRP : crippletoe is trying
[2026-03-26 08:06:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-26 08:08:36] Gandalf the Grey : 808 maafiiiaaaa
[2026-03-26 08:19:24] bmagic : Anyone know why CIRCLE stock crashed 18 percent yesterday?
[2026-03-26 08:19:33] Gandalf the Grey : it is not square
[2026-03-26 08:19:36] neki : this is painful to watch lol.. like a dancer without legs
[2026-03-26 08:19:45] bmagic : Fair playa haha
[2026-03-26 08:19:54] bmagic : U responded too quickly
[2026-03-26 08:20:24] Gandalf the Grey : I dont respond too fast or too slow. I respond precisely when I need to.
[2026-03-26 08:21:05] bmagic : A true wizard
[2026-03-26 08:24:30] neki : the european Moonion
[2026-03-26 08:26:12] BlissRP : bmagic: banned from giving yield
[2026-03-26 08:26:59] BlissRP : they wanted to give yield just for holding it in wallets, no staking
[2026-03-26 08:27:02] BlissRP : denied
[2026-03-26 08:31:05] halil64 : Bmex bulrun 12$
[2026-03-26 08:39:49] Shiro : Dump it
[2026-03-26 08:43:26] BitMEX_Chet : We've just released some updates to the order input, please let us know if anyone runs into any issues
[2026-03-26 08:48:14] bmagic : BitMEX_Chet: why is stop loss actually the same as secure loss?
[2026-03-26 08:48:48] bmagic : Jks updates have been great lately. Enjoying the new UI
[2026-03-26 08:49:57] bmagic : The only thing is the notifications of order execution pop up on the bottom of the screen preventing access to some of the order buttons when it pops up. Maybe top of screen is more user friendly? Needs testing
[2026-03-26 08:50:08] BitMEX_Chet : secure loss?
[2026-03-26 08:50:14] bmagic : Bad joke
[2026-03-26 08:51:40] BitMEX_Chet : Sure would you like the notifications to be configurable? They should be showing up on the opposite side to where you have the order input (if you use the fixed sidebar). Different story if you're on mobile/mobile web
[2026-03-26 08:52:00] BitMEX_Chet : Or if you have the order input widget instead of the sidebar, then maybe I'd suggest the sidebar instead
[2026-03-26 08:52:25] bmagic : Ill have a look at it and think about it. I think its the mobile/mobile web where the real issue is
[2026-03-26 08:52:38] bmagic : Web interface has more custom options
[2026-03-26 08:54:05] Shiro : BitMEX_Chet: when we can have a better looking and visible orderbook?! To be honest this orderbook only useable on dark mode 🥲
[2026-03-26 08:55:13] BitMEX_Chet : bmagic: I'm pushing the designers to let me make the notifications smaller. They are worried about readability there if the text is too small. We have shipped big improvements to the app too if you want to try that out again
[2026-03-26 08:55:55] BitMEX_Chet : Shiro: Do you want more depth info, or what would make it more usable for you? (We did an experiment with wider depth info on the orderbook a week ago, but got some negative feedback on that change)
[2026-03-26 08:56:21] BitMEX_Chet : And do you use the Dual column, or Single column orderbook
[2026-03-26 08:58:25] neki : Spikey the spikerion will cometh
[2026-03-26 09:01:04] Shiro : BitMEX_Chet: dual column, yeaj that would be nice I didn't noticed any changes also maybe you if adjusting to bolder colour as it's not really visible on light mode
[2026-03-26 09:03:51] Enpm : Interesting, I find it much more viewable in light, and not in dark on my screen. But yeah we can try some more changes there next week. Unfortunately most of the attention is on single column. But I'll make sure the designers look at both
[2026-03-26 09:05:30] BitMEX_Chet : Shiro: I'll pass it on and see if we can get something that helps you out there in next week
[2026-03-26 09:05:40] Gjergj : BitMEX_Chet: hi i see you guys added WTI(OIL), but why not the UK one?
[2026-03-26 09:06:34] Shiro : BitMEX_Chet: 🙏🏻
[2026-03-26 09:09:34] BitMEX_Chet : Gjergj: https://testnet.bitmex.com/app/trade/BRENTUSDT testnet is showing it for me, think we are still testing that we can get reliable data for the index
[2026-03-26 09:09:57] Gjergj : nice
[2026-03-26 09:10:07] BitMEX_Chet : no promises yet, that's not my department, but we are looking at it
[2026-03-26 09:10:33] Traczii : BitMEX_Chet: can u guys change the category for gold to tradfi, weird having silver there but not gold
[2026-03-26 09:11:20] BitMEX_Chet : Traczii: yeah, bit of a pain on that one. It's technically not Tradfi as it's Tether Gold vs Gold Gold. We've got to do some cleanup on that to make it clearer
[2026-03-26 09:11:46] Traczii : 👍
[2026-03-26 09:16:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 6740 DOGE @ 0.09193 ($619.36)
[2026-03-26 09:18:15] neki : ehh so scammy
[2026-03-26 09:18:39] neki : eu wants to be like murica.. just the spike-reverse-neutral
[2026-03-26 09:18:44] neki : alldaylong, allnite
[2026-03-26 09:20:31] neki : gogo europe. show some balls and some bulls
[2026-03-26 09:20:57] neki : the inverse chuppaccabra, let it fly some
[2026-03-26 09:21:19] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh
[2026-03-26 09:21:48] Shiro : neki: 69-68800 double local bottom and v shape recovery can be bullish
[2026-03-26 09:22:28] PeacenLuv : longstops up 69758
[2026-03-26 09:23:49] Shawn-Williams : This seems like- it will go up over the weekend as it is not letting you take direction you should align your trade. Bought you to 70k from 72k and I think it will let us spend Thursday and Friday over with both Plus and minus in this range and will breakout over the weekend as it always do
[2026-03-26 09:23:53] Shawn-Williams : Fingers crossed
[2026-03-26 09:24:04] Shiro : But in the same time there are much liq to grab 67-68 let's see
[2026-03-26 09:24:31] neki : Shiro: i dunno, current price level seems interesting enough
[2026-03-26 09:24:50] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: yeah after they're done and announcing negotiations updates
[2026-03-26 09:25:23] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: it doesn't matter man. Btc don't care
[2026-03-26 09:27:03] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: it's retail need to give up on oils and come back to crypto and fomo can begin after
[2026-03-26 09:29:16] neki : Shiro: how much retail do you think trades oil? i wouldnt say much tho.. retail mostly currrencypairs, gold, crypto (for the gamblers=
[2026-03-26 09:29:39] neki : Oil is pretty nasty to trade. Acted like bitcoin before bitcoin was a thing
[2026-03-26 09:29:59] Shiro : Oil used to be boring commodity and not many retailers was interested in but the past month it takes all the attentions
[2026-03-26 09:30:37] neki : Shawn-Williams: i think anything decent happens either today or next week on the monthly closing day. weekend will be borign
[2026-03-26 09:31:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1200 ETH @ 2107.64 ($252.78)
[2026-03-26 09:31:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 42390 DOGE @ 0.09157 ($3,879.66) - Notification: “Quick reset, bro?”
[2026-03-26 09:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 69627 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-26 09:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.5000 ETH @ 2091.83 ($1,045.27)
[2026-03-26 09:31:28] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 2118 Cont @ 2090.59 ($308,289.89) - Be water. Become liquidity.
[2026-03-26 09:31:35] ninnk : byecoin :pepe:
[2026-03-26 09:31:36] Shawn-Williams : neki: may be, may be. Nothing is certain in btc world apart from 1 thing. Whether it go up or down- people always manage to lose money ASAP
[2026-03-26 09:31:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 69574.2
[2026-03-26 09:31:53] ninnk : bearmarketcoin :pepe:
[2026-03-26 09:31:59] ninnk : pullcoin :pepe:
[2026-03-26 09:32:11] ninnk : nulls on parade
[2026-03-26 09:33:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 74 Cont @ 2084.15 ($10,723.66) - Margin call knocked – nobody home?
[2026-03-26 09:34:41] Djdez : Shawn-Williams: they are over leveraging. Bitmex might have changed some margin rules its very easy to get liquidated now
[2026-03-26 09:36:13] BitMEX_Chet : No margin rule changes that I'm aware of. I personally suspect it's just that market vol is up
[2026-03-26 09:36:52] Shiro : That's all about bmex people love it,they should introduce 500x even who wants to do 25-40x lev 🤣
[2026-03-26 09:37:34] Shawn-Williams : Djdez: well 2 hours back they have just flipped the order box and interchanging limit price and size box
[2026-03-26 09:37:58] Shawn-Williams : flipped the position of order boxes I mean*
[2026-03-26 09:39:38] Shiro : Here we go 68800 if we break 67400 😎
[2026-03-26 09:40:11] BlissRP : 0 today
[2026-03-26 09:40:15] BlissRP : will it hold
[2026-03-26 09:40:28] Shiro : BlissRP: 0 not going to hold ser 🤣
[2026-03-26 09:40:34] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-26 09:40:58] neki : Shawn-Williams: todays the last weekly balance for this month. Should be a primer into the weekend. Then weekend may bring what weekend does, but the tone for the monthly close will be set
[2026-03-26 09:42:15] Shiro : Only one tweet can change everything 😎😈
[2026-03-26 09:42:44] BlissRP : boots
[2026-03-26 09:42:46] BlissRP : on the ground
[2026-03-26 09:42:49] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-26 09:43:00] neki : flys or dies
[2026-03-26 09:43:26] Shiro : Imagine trump tweeting Iran is a great country with amazing leadership we love them and lablablab on friday 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-26 09:43:28] Shawn-Williams : Boots on the ground will happen as trumpu is planning something. They will enter in IRAN from pakistan side as other parts of iran are rock strong
[2026-03-26 09:43:48] Shawn-Williams : pakis are taking lot of interest it means something is about to happen from that side
[2026-03-26 09:44:36] Shawn-Williams : actully elites want to roll CBDC and IRAN is the only leak in system. If they cannot control central bank then they cannot roll out CBDC properly across the globe
[2026-03-26 09:44:46] Shawn-Williams : so they have to capture central bank anyhow
[2026-03-26 09:44:49] Shawn-Williams : on the other hand
[2026-03-26 09:45:10] Shawn-Williams : US stock market is getting tokenized while people are busy in war news
[2026-03-26 09:45:23] Shawn-Williams : assets are getting tokenized
[2026-03-26 09:45:44] Shawn-Williams : https://www.wsj.com/finance/stocks/nyse-partners-with-securitize-to-develop-24-7-tokenized-securities-platform-871a4c7e
[2026-03-26 09:45:58] Shawn-Williams : https://www.reuters.com/business/nyse-teams-up-with-securitize-develop-tokenized-securities-platform-2026-03-24/
[2026-03-26 09:46:04] Shawn-Williams : This war will continue for long
[2026-03-26 09:46:10] ninnk : donarudo trumpu :pepe:
[2026-03-26 09:46:27] BitMEX_Chet : Shawn-Williams: promise we won't flip it again now
[2026-03-26 09:47:18] BlissRP : meanwhile people are being brokenized
[2026-03-26 09:48:09] Shawn-Williams : lolz
[2026-03-26 09:48:36] Shawn-Williams : IRAN war will not end till they don't capture central bank
[2026-03-26 09:49:39] clarknova : "final blow"
[2026-03-26 09:50:19] BlissRP : finaru browu
[2026-03-26 09:51:32] clarknova : can't someone correctly aim to his head next time plizzz ?
[2026-03-26 09:51:41] Shiro : @bmagic when you gonna strike?
[2026-03-26 09:52:32] BlissRP : i am thankful for orange man's market manipulation
[2026-03-26 09:52:38] BlissRP : it makes everything extremely easy
[2026-03-26 09:52:43] BlissRP : he just gives the roadmap every time
[2026-03-26 09:52:43] Shawn-Williams : clarknova: its not in his hands man. Its about BIS
[2026-03-26 09:52:56] clarknova : Shawn-Williams: BIS ?
[2026-03-26 09:53:01] Shawn-Williams : if someone else was there then he would be doing the same
[2026-03-26 09:53:11] Shawn-Williams : clarknova: Bank of International Settlement
[2026-03-26 09:53:22] BlissRP : best in slot
[2026-03-26 09:53:25] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-26 09:53:27] Shawn-Williams : all the war are bank war
[2026-03-26 09:53:56] Shiro : Not true imagine during biden days no one cares about what he say or what he's tweeting 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-26 09:54:29] ninnk : clarknova: don't you think the whole thing was a bit too fake? he gets "shot" and the secret service agents, instead of piling up on orange and getting him down on the ground to protect him from more "shots", let him stand and shout "fight" lmfao
[2026-03-26 09:55:11] Shiro : ninnk: +1000 good advertisement for win
[2026-03-26 10:10:01] Shawn-Williams : if anyone know about this project id2020.org
[2026-03-26 10:15:20] neki : hhmm looks like Iran-US embassies need blockchain-based tamper-proof letter delivery system.. :D Decentralise the post, trustless letters of negotiation exchange.
[2026-03-26 10:15:44] neki : SO there wont be any confusion about the process of negotiations :D
[2026-03-26 10:16:08] neki : "he said, she said"..
[2026-03-26 10:17:13] Shiro : neki: :arthur:
[2026-03-26 10:20:59] Gandalf the Grey : I put AC on max as my balls need more cooling
[2026-03-26 10:22:52] neki : Gandalf the Grey: sir u are causing the Iranian energy shortage. Bls turn AC off,.
[2026-03-26 10:23:27] Gandalf the Grey : It is ok I have 2 slaves generating electricity in the basement. I am off the main grid
[2026-03-26 10:23:36] Shiro : Lmaf 🤣
[2026-03-26 10:25:21] neki : lolz :D
[2026-03-26 10:25:45] Gandalf the Grey : Black humor you know
[2026-03-26 10:25:47] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDDDDDDDD
[2026-03-26 10:27:53] neki : Gandalf the Grey: :D xD
[2026-03-26 10:37:50] Shawn-Williams : I think in just 2 days Strait of Bab el-Mandeb - will close as well as it connect black sea. Ships will stop from there too as houthi rebels will start attacking ships as US enter IRAN
[2026-03-26 10:38:26] Shawn-Williams : Last time Houtis cut internet line at bottom of sea and cut just 1 layer but this time risk is big
[2026-03-26 10:38:43] Shawn-Williams : let's see what this weekend bring
[2026-03-26 10:38:52] Gandalf the Grey : are u scared?
[2026-03-26 10:39:46] Shawn-Williams : Gandalf the Grey: naa. just keeping an eye on everything. Got solar panel and other arrangements already
[2026-03-26 10:40:01] Gandalf the Grey : I have shotgun