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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-24 19:52:26] Gandalf the Grey : like a new race in diablo [2026-03-24 19:52:55] Atlemos : Time to log in Joey, btc on sale! [2026-03-24 19:53:08] BlissRP : joey ded [2026-03-24 19:53:08] neki : Shiro: waassa wasssa... just need a good pump first ! i'd love to :D when we leavin? [2026-03-24 19:53:28] neki : i think it would be epic, tho :D [2026-03-24 19:54:03] Shiro : Soon, imagine doing only one scalp a month and no need to worried about money hoes or drug [2026-03-24 19:54:24] Shiro : Cheap cheap [2026-03-24 19:55:29] Shiro : BlissRP: you're not fed up with Canada tax system bro? [2026-03-24 19:55:40] BlissRP : Shiro: im fed up with everything [2026-03-24 19:55:44] BlissRP : sht country [2026-03-24 19:55:50] BMEXcheers : FOOK BREHS [2026-03-24 19:55:53] BMEXcheers : i dont need usd [2026-03-24 19:55:56] BMEXcheers : or buttcorn [2026-03-24 19:55:57] BMEXcheers : or bmex [2026-03-24 19:56:00] BMEXcheers : or bch [2026-03-24 19:56:01] BMEXcheers : or eth [2026-03-24 19:56:07] Shiro : BlissRP: join us too, let's take all the trolbox with our self there 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 19:56:10] BMEXcheers : or anything else that has added no value to humanity [2026-03-24 19:56:15] BMEXcheers : i need AI tokens [2026-03-24 19:56:20] BMEXcheers : kfanxbaiii [2026-03-24 19:56:33] BlissRP : Shiro: family only thing keeping me here [2026-03-24 19:56:44] BlissRP : everyone in charge is a regard [2026-03-24 19:57:01] Shiro : BlissRP: fs you're married man with kids?! [2026-03-24 19:57:12] Shiro : Sad bro sorry for you 💔🥹 [2026-03-24 19:57:17] BlissRP : fk no id be the worst father [2026-03-24 19:57:21] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-24 19:57:26] Shiro : 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 19:57:51] bluemaster : 1 Year Perfomance: BTC -21.67% $69,289 ETH +1.27% $2,115.19 ▲ +22.9% vs BTC BNB -1.42% $629.78 ▲ +20.3% vs BTC XRP -43.88% $1.39 SOL -37.67% $88.75 TRX +34.79% $0.31 ▲ +56.5% vs BTC [2026-03-24 19:58:03] neki : Shiro: lol I imagine 1-week holidays with t+yout trollbox guy woudl rekt my brain permanetly. :D i'd short my wealth against myself to hedge this holiday :D [2026-03-24 19:58:10] bluemaster : ⚠ ALT DIVERGENCE Alts pumping vs BTC — historically precedes corrections [2026-03-24 19:58:27] bluemaster : see you later that is all from me [2026-03-24 19:58:41] BlissRP : thanks greenmaster [2026-03-24 19:58:48] Shiro : neki: it's sounds like hangover movie 🤣 [2026-03-24 19:58:56] Shiro : bluemaster: 💪🏻🍾 [2026-03-24 19:59:33] Gandalf the Grey : We just need Arturek and Barticek [2026-03-24 20:01:32] neki : Gandalf the Grey: they soudn SLavic, dont mess with those bois. cold cold, can get nasty real quick :D [2026-03-24 20:01:44] PeacenLuv : liferime bottom btc [2026-03-24 20:01:57] Gandalf the Grey : Arturek is a kid and Barticek is gay af [2026-03-24 20:02:19] neki : Shiro: lol yeah.. but still, it would be epic I think :D [2026-03-24 20:03:06] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-24 20:05:49] ninnk : stop scam sellers :pepe: [2026-03-24 20:06:13] BlissRP : ninnk: log in your green colored name account to type it too ser [2026-03-24 20:06:19] BlissRP : it helps the algos [2026-03-24 20:06:42] ninnk : i only have 1 account :pepe: [2026-03-24 20:08:02] Shiro : ninnk: blow the funds on this one and create a new one thoo [2026-03-24 20:08:05] Shiro : No problem [2026-03-24 20:08:20] ninnk : what funds :kek: [2026-03-24 20:08:47] Shiro : ninnk: bro 💔 [2026-03-24 20:08:59] BlissRP : imaginary funds are safu [2026-03-24 20:09:09] Shiro : Share you're ID number so we all can fund you $10 [2026-03-24 20:09:25] BlissRP : Shiro: who you calling an ID number [2026-03-24 20:09:27] BlissRP : dont bully [2026-03-24 20:09:55] Shiro : Lol what's it called [2026-03-24 20:10:04] BlissRP : its called your [2026-03-24 20:10:07] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-24 20:10:19] ninnk : we're are my bulls tho [2026-03-24 20:10:24] BlissRP : tru [2026-03-24 20:10:30] BlissRP : we're are they [2026-03-24 20:10:37] Shiro : BlissRP: :arthur: [2026-03-24 20:20:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 27 Cont @ 89.05 ($167.29) [2026-03-24 20:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `LINKUSD`: Buy 9 Cont @ 9.135 ($57.26) [2026-03-24 20:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BCHUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 474.6 ($33.05) [2026-03-24 20:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 16 Cont @ 89.17 ($99.36) [2026-03-24 20:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ADAUSD`: Buy 19 Cont @ 0.2621 ($34.68) [2026-03-24 20:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOTUSD`: Buy 28 Cont @ 1.388 ($27.07) [2026-03-24 20:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HYPEUSDT`: Sell 2 HYPE @ 40.041 ($79.28) [2026-03-24 20:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSD`: Buy 16 Cont @ 0.09374 ($104.45) [2026-03-24 20:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SUIUSD`: Buy 150 Cont @ 0.941 ($98.30) [2026-03-24 20:20:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ZECUSDT`: Buy 0.1200 ZEC @ 228.46 ($27.41) [2026-03-24 20:21:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 8 Cont @ 2134.05 ($1,189.62) [2026-03-24 20:21:04] BlissRP : scam loading [2026-03-24 20:21:06] BlissRP : SCAAAAAAM [2026-03-24 20:21:30] neki : syyaaaaasasa [2026-03-24 20:21:32] Gandalf the Grey : War over lol [2026-03-24 20:21:38] neki : scaaam poooornn [2026-03-24 20:23:02] ninnk : what did he say now [2026-03-24 20:23:19] BlissRP : RonnieREKT: why are you purposely targetting every single one of mr JB's positions like that [2026-03-24 20:23:22] BlissRP : ruthless bro [2026-03-24 20:23:25] BlissRP : dont be bully [2026-03-24 20:24:17] Shiro : Wth who's pumpkin this bring back down [2026-03-24 20:25:52] Shiro : Scammmmm [2026-03-24 20:26:00] neki : Baron fomo closing short. Daddy said so [2026-03-24 20:26:14] Shiro : neki: 🤣 [2026-03-24 20:26:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XOMUSDT`: Sell 0.2800 XOM @ 164.8 ($NaN) - Forced close: market says “see you soon!” [2026-03-24 20:26:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `WIFUSDT`: Buy 296 WIF @ 0.1945 ($57.57) [2026-03-24 20:26:43] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XOMUSDT`: Sell 0.2800 XOM @ 164.8 ($NaN) - Your bag is now a museum exhibit [2026-03-24 20:27:41] neki : fuuukk [2026-03-24 20:27:47] neki : asia is so rekting tonite [2026-03-24 20:27:51] Djdez : Fok fik fok [2026-03-24 20:27:56] neki : i wont sleep [2026-03-24 20:28:08] neki : no sir, today its cofee night [2026-03-24 20:29:29] contract details : sccccaaaaaam :pepe: [2026-03-24 20:29:55] Gandalf the Grey : Hmmm [2026-03-24 20:30:04] Gandalf the Grey : Gypsy magic ball was right I guess [2026-03-24 20:30:10] Gandalf the Grey : now go 80k we have entreee [2026-03-24 20:30:23] BlissRP : never trust a bmagic to get more than 300 bucks of the move [2026-03-24 20:30:28] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-24 20:32:06] contract details : bmagic should just do an eluus [2026-03-24 20:32:08] Gandalf the Grey : 72.3k is target [2026-03-24 20:32:12] Vaaachaaa : never trust a new user who says it's going to moon at 78k [2026-03-24 20:32:30] BlissRP : /since ``` :bitmex: BlissRP has been on BitMEX since Dec 23, 2018. ``` [2026-03-24 20:32:47] Vaaachaaa : congratulation :) [2026-03-24 20:33:00] BlissRP : merry rektmas [2026-03-24 20:33:58] Vaaachaaa : I have known this platform for a very long time when it was 3k for BTC... I wanted to learn but I lost a lot [2026-03-24 20:34:21] BlissRP : losing is best way to learn [2026-03-24 20:34:27] BlissRP : learning without paying tuition is dangerous [2026-03-24 20:34:30] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: we're only trust and copy @peacenluv signals 🤣 [2026-03-24 20:34:35] neki : bitmex is bestaay to learn [2026-03-24 20:34:36] BlissRP : Shiro: :kek: [2026-03-24 20:34:41] neki : /since ``` :bitmex: neki has been on BitMEX since May 12, 2018. ``` [2026-03-24 20:34:48] Gandalf the Grey : /since ``` :bitmex: Gandalf the Grey has been on BitMEX since Apr 2, 2018. ``` [2026-03-24 20:34:51] Gandalf the Grey : ha [2026-03-24 20:34:58] neki : ha [2026-03-24 20:35:01] BlissRP : 2018 gang [2026-03-24 20:35:03] Shiro : Vaaachaaa: we're all newbies on here ser 🤣 [2026-03-24 20:35:12] Shiro : /since ``` :bitmex: Shiro has been on BitMEX since May 4, 2018. ``` [2026-03-24 20:35:12] Vaaachaaa : nice team ^^ yeah a nice gang [2026-03-24 20:35:12] neki : the survivors. [2026-03-24 20:35:18] Shiro : Gang gang [2026-03-24 20:35:22] Vaaachaaa : bearmace too ? [2026-03-24 20:35:39] neki : havent heard that name inawhile [2026-03-24 20:36:20] Vaaachaaa : ok ok [2026-03-24 20:36:25] BlissRP : where is my FuuN?? [2026-03-24 20:36:29] BlissRP : try harder kids??? [2026-03-24 20:36:31] CaptainMooncoin : bitmex takes too much fee [2026-03-24 20:37:54] Vaaachaaa : I think bitmex is really for professionals, I really like Mr Arthur [2026-03-24 20:38:21] BlissRP : CaptainMooncoin: more fee for bigger insurance [2026-03-24 20:38:26] BlissRP : dario went over this yesterday [2026-03-24 20:38:34] BlissRP : or on weekend i forget [2026-03-24 20:38:41] BlissRP : every day is same for me :pepe: [2026-03-24 20:38:43] BlissRP : goldfish brain [2026-03-24 20:39:09] Shiro : CaptainMooncoin: they're totally deserve it I'm never get satisfy when getting rekt on other platforms only bmex can satisfy me and make me feel the pain in ma ass 😂 [2026-03-24 20:39:22] Gandalf the Grey : Should have bought more lower lol [2026-03-24 20:39:43] Vaaachaaa : glad to see that I'm not talking to bots in any case ^^ [2026-03-24 20:39:53] BlissRP : 99% are bots [2026-03-24 20:39:56] BlissRP : FuuN knows [2026-03-24 20:40:06] CaptainMooncoin : Shiro: that's not bitmex in yo ass sir, it is arthur [2026-03-24 20:40:17] BlissRP : CaptainMooncoin: :kek: [2026-03-24 20:40:27] BlissRP : barturek [2026-03-24 20:40:45] Shiro : CaptainMooncoin: you mean because he's dark colour skin makes me enjoy it dammmm 😑🤣 [2026-03-24 20:41:16] Shiro : Bbw forever 🤣 [2026-03-24 20:41:18] Vaaachaaa : give me pink color for big pump :) [2026-03-24 20:41:42] ninnk : flower power! [2026-03-24 20:41:49] Shiro : No more pump papi asking for 68100 🥲🥹 [2026-03-24 20:41:50] Vaaachaaa : ahaha [2026-03-24 20:41:52] Pilot : Pink power [2026-03-24 20:42:05] Shiro : Pinkish gayish [2026-03-24 20:42:08] BlissRP : Shiro: ser thats not the same thing LMAO [2026-03-24 20:42:26] BlissRP : 350 pound lady shows up at your doorstep [2026-03-24 20:42:28] BlissRP : be careful [2026-03-24 20:42:34] Shiro : BlissRP: I was shy to ask for bbc bbw is the same thing ain't 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 20:43:01] ninnk : uhhh :pepe: [2026-03-24 20:43:39] Shiro : If this is not dump back to 68800 I'll let bbw fart on my face [2026-03-24 20:43:56] Pilot : /since ``` :bitmex: Pilot has been on BitMEX since Aug 20, 2016. ``` [2026-03-24 20:44:45] Vaaachaaa : if this not pump to 78k, last cluster, im down [2026-03-24 20:45:11] BlissRP : dump it to 78kek [2026-03-24 20:45:42] Vaaachaaa : 💪 [2026-03-24 20:45:46] Shiro : Let's save bmagic D [2026-03-24 20:45:59] Shiro : We dump it only for magic [2026-03-24 20:46:07] BlissRP : he is praying for damp [2026-03-24 20:47:11] Shiro : Pilot: are you alright ser?! Did you closed your 200k position or you're still holding it? [2026-03-24 20:47:32] Shiro : Let's make bmagic D great again 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 20:52:10] CaptainMooncoin : market makers active? [2026-03-24 20:52:25] BlissRP : US market closes, move begins [2026-03-24 20:52:28] BlissRP : a tale as old as time [2026-03-24 20:52:33] BlissRP : fk the burgers [2026-03-24 20:52:53] neki : oke maricon [2026-03-24 20:52:55] neki : oke [2026-03-24 20:52:56] neki : is oke [2026-03-24 20:53:02] neki : are ww e WILLING?! [2026-03-24 20:53:11] BlissRP : were fookin WILLING [2026-03-24 20:53:12] CaptainMooncoin : Im gonna apply for a job at mcdonalds [2026-03-24 20:53:40] neki : BlissRP: ! ! ! letz will thi motha then [2026-03-24 20:53:59] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-24 20:54:12] GreedyBastard : Fokking shtrange keeps on fking and fking [2026-03-24 20:55:19] CaptainMooncoin : fking market makers [2026-03-24 20:55:37] BlissRP : fking fk [2026-03-24 20:56:05] CaptainMooncoin : fking dogecoin does not want to pump [2026-03-24 20:56:35] BlissRP : i thought all dogs go to heaven [2026-03-24 20:56:48] CaptainMooncoin : thats why we need to pump [2026-03-24 20:58:36] Vaaachaaa : 5 days [2026-03-24 20:58:39] CaptainMooncoin : bullshiit happening in the charts right now [2026-03-24 20:59:23] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Trump doubling down on the lies just do get a little micro pump [2026-03-24 20:59:41] neki : go on love.. [2026-03-24 20:59:46] neki : no spoofing action now [2026-03-24 20:59:51] neki : pure retaliation [2026-03-24 20:59:57] BlissRP : LL_from_DEEZNOTES: yes laura [2026-03-24 20:59:58] BlissRP : YES [2026-03-24 21:00:06] Vaaachaaa : 👌 [2026-03-24 21:00:22] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I shorted too early here [2026-03-24 21:00:28] BlissRP : shorted???? [2026-03-24 21:00:30] BlissRP : wtf [2026-03-24 21:00:32] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : That orange fag [2026-03-24 21:00:39] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Yes [2026-03-24 21:00:44] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Short [2026-03-24 21:00:46] BlissRP : why always do everything backwards [2026-03-24 21:00:55] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Hormuz closing = bad [2026-03-24 21:00:59] BlissRP : didnt you learn anything from the taxicaros [2026-03-24 21:01:15] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I have made 40k here this year [2026-03-24 21:01:21] GreedyBastard : LL_from_DEEZNOTES: The amount of time that ahole created swans against me, I feel your hate, what did he do now? [2026-03-24 21:01:38] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I learned to only short fed meetings and witchenings at high level and stay out of the chat [2026-03-24 21:01:42] BlissRP : orange man is friend, he always pamps bags [2026-03-24 21:01:57] Vaaachaaa : 😆 [2026-03-24 21:02:16] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I trade once every two months [2026-03-24 21:02:24] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Short this fed meetings [2026-03-24 21:02:35] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Trump fucks up the system with his LIES [2026-03-24 21:03:10] GreedyBastard : Seriously was there an extra anouncement tho? [2026-03-24 21:03:21] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : This last fed meeting was two days before a quadruple withcening [2026-03-24 21:03:23] Vaaachaaa : cross for short ? can you absorb this 78k soon ? :) [2026-03-24 21:03:45] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I am isolated short on solana at 90 [2026-03-24 21:03:54] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-24 21:04:04] BlissRP : 115 by friday [2026-03-24 21:04:13] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Maybe [2026-03-24 21:04:18] BlissRP : nah im trolling [2026-03-24 21:04:23] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : I only stay in trades for like 2 hours [2026-03-24 21:04:27] BlissRP : maybe 98 if were lucky [2026-03-24 21:04:42] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : 20-50x lev, only been shorting on trump posts or fed meetings [2026-03-24 21:05:07] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : This is my first bad trade in like 6 months [2026-03-24 21:05:17] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Made 12k day of the Jackson hole meeting [2026-03-24 21:05:21] BlissRP : i would need some serious bribes to make me take more than 5x [2026-03-24 21:05:25] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-24 21:05:42] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : 70x solana long that day lmao [2026-03-24 21:05:52] ninnk : wait wait wait what you can use less than 100x???? [2026-03-24 21:05:56] ninnk : :pepe::pepe::pepe::pepe::pepe: [2026-03-24 21:05:57] Vaaachaaa : oO [2026-03-24 21:05:59] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Been babying my little bad ever since [2026-03-24 21:06:00] neki : this is not stoping at 72 [2026-03-24 21:06:03] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Bag [2026-03-24 21:06:10] BlissRP : LL_from_DEEZNOTES: grandma must be so happy [2026-03-24 21:06:13] neki : Asia coming in like a fukkin king [2026-03-24 21:06:13] BlissRP : all medical bills paid?? [2026-03-24 21:06:20] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Grandma's dead [2026-03-24 21:06:27] BlissRP : fk [2026-03-24 21:06:29] BlissRP : sorry [2026-03-24 21:06:30] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-24 21:06:41] ninnk : vukking bazookas huh [2026-03-24 21:06:43] neki : ninnk: real men only do above 100x [2026-03-24 21:06:46] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Yea it's ok the pressure made me trade like shit she went peacefully [2026-03-24 21:07:00] BlissRP : thats understandable [2026-03-24 21:07:04] BlissRP : she would be proud! [2026-03-24 21:07:19] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Took a new job I can be on my phone watch for news [2026-03-24 21:07:58] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Colombia still a shit hole idk what I wanna do with this money yet [2026-03-24 21:08:17] BlissRP : take it to el salvador [2026-03-24 21:08:23] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Trump gonna fkin invade all of South America [2026-03-24 21:08:30] CaptainMooncoin : fking dogecoin [2026-03-24 21:08:31] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Might just go back to America [2026-03-24 21:08:45] BlissRP : america too dangerous, nukes could drop [2026-03-24 21:09:01] iFinex_Scam : tell me the truth arthur you guys vibe coding the UI do you ? [2026-03-24 21:09:14] contract details : ameridump :pepe: [2026-03-24 21:09:21] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Yes but it still has all the opportunities, want to start a maid service in Chicago [2026-03-24 21:09:26] BlissRP : dumpmericaburger [2026-03-24 21:09:32] contract details : iFinex_Scam: itd be better vibe coded [2026-03-24 21:09:33] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Maria's Maids all hot Colombians and Venezuelans [2026-03-24 21:09:45] BlissRP : LL_from_DEEZNOTES: :doge: [2026-03-24 21:09:52] BlissRP : i will subscribe [2026-03-24 21:09:54] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-24 21:09:54] contract details : just ask claude 4.6 to fix the bugs t hat have been here for 10 years, leave it unchained until it f ixes everything [2026-03-24 21:10:10] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Yea it's legit didn't know enough English last time I was there to do it [2026-03-24 21:10:27] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : But was plenty of demand [2026-03-24 21:10:47] iFinex_Scam : this shit was a Ferrari now works / behave like a Volkswagen Jetta [2026-03-24 21:10:57] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Maria was grandmas name 😭😭 [2026-03-24 21:11:05] BlissRP : there is always demand for hot latinas [2026-03-24 21:11:07] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Now you made me sad this why I stay out of the chat [2026-03-24 21:11:12] BlissRP : LL_from_DEEZNOTES: respect [2026-03-24 21:11:13] BlissRP : im sorry [2026-03-24 21:11:16] BlissRP : i didnt know [2026-03-24 21:11:19] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-24 21:13:02] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : It's ok this place triggers me about it not just you. I finally figured out how to trade after I no longer needed too [2026-03-24 21:13:12] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Patience [2026-03-24 21:13:24] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Only around macro events [2026-03-24 21:13:41] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Wait for liquidations and Trump to swing the market [2026-03-24 21:13:47] BlissRP : patience is a skill [2026-03-24 21:13:48] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : Then enter [2026-03-24 21:13:50] BlissRP : developed over time! [2026-03-24 21:14:10] BlissRP : circle like shark waiting for your moment [2026-03-24 21:21:17] Gandalf the Grey : Ya Sharmoota [2026-03-24 21:21:25] Gandalf the Grey : Pomp it to the max [2026-03-24 21:24:22] BMEXcheers : hmm [2026-03-24 21:24:25] BMEXcheers : me? heh [2026-03-24 21:24:41] BMEXcheers : vibecoder mex at your service [2026-03-24 21:26:51] iFinex_Scam : knew it , go use the vibe coding voodoo with the index service & funding engine go go let fix some bugs [2026-03-24 21:27:22] neki : the chupaccabrra [2026-03-24 21:27:29] neki : is away now [2026-03-24 21:27:50] neki : no more slaughetring the innocent bulla in the dark [2026-03-24 21:27:54] neki : inthe night [2026-03-24 21:28:15] neki : the mooon shines bright [2026-03-24 21:28:24] neki : the chupaccabrra [2026-03-24 21:28:27] neki : is away now [2026-03-24 21:30:01] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : BlissRP: I'm out even not a good trade here good luck I will likely not be back in the chat until my position so big I can rub it in everyone's face 🤣 [2026-03-24 21:30:12] BlissRP : tyty [2026-03-24 21:30:14] BlissRP : see you around [2026-03-24 21:31:58] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 70082 . its prolly gunna pump so i went long here [2026-03-24 21:32:14] PeacenLuv : firmunnee real [2026-03-24 21:34:33] Shiro : So any news? [2026-03-24 21:34:43] BlissRP : Shiro: we're all fked [2026-03-24 21:34:46] BlissRP : breaking news [2026-03-24 21:34:57] Shiro : BlissRP: +1000 🤣 [2026-03-24 21:35:32] BlissRP : but nah i think trump just doubled down on the talks rhetoric [2026-03-24 21:36:10] speedwell : then bombed an oil pipe line [2026-03-24 21:36:21] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-24 21:36:24] Shiro : speedwell: Iran or US? [2026-03-24 21:36:36] speedwell : US insane [2026-03-24 21:36:36] BlissRP : iwalked [2026-03-24 21:37:32] PeacenLuv : 😄longstops up 70008 [2026-03-24 21:37:46] speedwell : Then Iran said, well you asked for it, and destroyed a heap of power lines in Qutar, and hit Israel some morrrrr [2026-03-24 21:38:13] Shiro : So tel aviv tel aviv again! [2026-03-24 21:39:23] speedwell : shit gets real when the lights go out. [2026-03-24 21:39:27] Shiro : Awww Saudi also going to join the US [2026-03-24 21:39:30] PeacenLuv : 😛wow here we go againnnn woooooohhweeeee btcccc [2026-03-24 21:40:33] Shiro : Btc is the king 👑 [2026-03-24 21:41:09] BlissRP : king sht [2026-03-24 21:41:27] BlissRP : we're are my godblessyouus [2026-03-24 21:41:38] Shiro : Btc is bipolar [2026-03-24 21:42:42] Pilot : Shiro: Traders are bipolar [2026-03-24 21:43:03] Pilot : The market is chaos and we think we can find patterns in nothing [2026-03-24 21:43:03] Shiro : Godblessyou he's busy with pumping bmex 😁 [2026-03-24 21:43:07] BlissRP : bmagics are farming volume for 300 dollar moves to be on a meaningless leaderboard for 50 bucks [2026-03-24 21:43:08] Pilot : Pure cognitive bias [2026-03-24 21:43:19] BlissRP : oops sorry Tourette's activating [2026-03-24 21:43:22] Shiro : Pilot: that's the fact ser I'm bipolar with manic personality [2026-03-24 21:43:39] Pilot : Shiro: 😎 [2026-03-24 21:44:16] Shiro : Pilot: we should do more drugs I guess don't think so? [2026-03-24 21:44:22] Pilot : Shiro: https://youtu.be/r2PpLRjaWT8?is=hpZCS5ZUQk9Jh0YE [2026-03-24 21:44:24] BlissRP : blazeit [2026-03-24 21:44:42] Pilot : High roller, bipolar in the fly motor [2026-03-24 21:44:49] GreedyBastard : The number of times I shorted the perfect tops in this frking range already to turn it into a loss is gutwrenching [2026-03-24 21:44:49] Pilot : what’s everyone driving nowadays [2026-03-24 21:45:12] Shiro : Pilot: he's my local rapper sir 😁🤣 [2026-03-24 21:45:19] BlissRP : Pilot: i stole peacenluv's bike thats about it for now [2026-03-24 21:45:20] Shiro : Icecity boyz [2026-03-24 21:45:31] Shiro : You know him? @Pilot [2026-03-24 21:45:35] Pilot : BlissRP: bossin [2026-03-24 21:45:41] BlissRP : i let him keep his sunglasses and joints though [2026-03-24 21:45:47] Pilot : Shiro: No comment [2026-03-24 21:45:47] BlissRP : not a fkin cruel guy or something [2026-03-24 21:46:07] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-24 21:46:10] GreedyBastard : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -43,000 USD @ 71001.5478 ``` [2026-03-24 21:46:30] Shiro : GreedyBastard: you're safu this time 😁 [2026-03-24 21:46:30] GreedyBastard : Yet again gonna retrace all the way fml, just bomb that oil lets go down [2026-03-24 21:46:36] Pilot : https://youtu.be/6yeZhekDwb8?is=DeQoI3Ra0co_ZIAI I just sit in a bunker g [2026-03-24 21:46:43] Shiro : GreedyBastard: 66 coming [2026-03-24 21:47:03] GreedyBastard : Nope gonna cash out soon my man :'( [2026-03-24 21:47:11] Pilot : 23 tatted on me [2026-03-24 21:47:14] BlissRP : ill cut some more above 91 sol [2026-03-24 21:47:18] Shiro : Satan gonna laugh at you [2026-03-24 21:47:20] BlissRP : just recycling shares at this point [2026-03-24 21:47:59] GreedyBastard : 👹 [2026-03-24 21:48:01] BlissRP : i dont trust these geopolitics and tweet scams one bit [2026-03-24 21:48:04] Pilot : Shiro: I stopped dabbling with that darkness [2026-03-24 21:48:06] Shiro : As soon as asia open we're going back to 69-68 [2026-03-24 21:48:18] Pilot : Shit is a dark rabbit hole [2026-03-24 21:48:23] BlissRP : Shiro: quit typing what you hope as reality you fookin plebian [2026-03-24 21:48:26] Shiro : Pilot: I'm doing lines with that darkness [2026-03-24 21:48:27] BlissRP : hope is not a strategy [2026-03-24 21:48:29] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-24 21:48:38] Pilot : It’s wverywhere [2026-03-24 21:48:54] Shiro : BlissRP: shiro always righ you should know that 🤣 [2026-03-24 21:48:59] Pilot : i rest case 🤜🤛 [2026-03-24 21:49:05] Shiro : Shiro is hero he's not bmagic [2026-03-24 21:49:06] BlissRP : does he survive long enough to be right though [2026-03-24 21:49:08] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-24 21:49:46] Pilot : /zen 23m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 23 minutes zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ``` [2026-03-24 21:49:55] BlissRP : /zen deeznutz [2026-03-24 21:50:01] BlissRP : damn. didnt work. [2026-03-24 21:50:14] Shiro : Shiro talent is make %80 roe and end up with -%3 sl 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 21:50:23] BlissRP : LOL [2026-03-24 21:50:27] Shiro : /zen 5m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 5 minutes zen mode Shiro. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ``` [2026-03-24 21:50:29] BlissRP : come on have some hope at least [2026-03-24 21:51:23] CaptainMooncoin : motherfking dogecoin is stressing me out [2026-03-24 21:51:28] GreedyBastard : Huh what zen mode :') [2026-03-24 21:52:23] BlissRP : i prefer tren mode [2026-03-24 21:52:28] BlissRP : injekt it [2026-03-24 21:53:30] GreedyBastard : Shiro: My kinda trader 😂 [2026-03-24 21:56:42] Finnic99 : Only a matter of time. No way this goes up here [2026-03-24 21:56:55] BlissRP : Finnic99: i love those words ser [2026-03-24 21:56:57] BlissRP : keep em coming [2026-03-24 21:57:07] Shiro : GreedyBastard: 🤣🥲💔 [2026-03-24 21:57:31] Finnic99 : BlissRP: no bull market for multiple years ;) [2026-03-24 21:57:47] BlissRP : the earth is round [2026-03-24 21:57:51] BlissRP : see what i did there? [2026-03-24 21:58:07] BlissRP : look how smart i am stating the obvious [2026-03-24 21:58:15] BlissRP : can i please get a trophy and a participation medal [2026-03-24 21:58:16] Shiro : They trying to confuse us when we're all getting tired and full of hope they dump this back to 62 [2026-03-24 21:58:32] BlissRP : Shiro: 0 today [2026-03-24 21:58:38] Shiro : And whenever one screaming for 50s they're send it back to 90s 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 21:58:39] Finnic99 : BlissRP: lots of people think the bottom is in already [2026-03-24 21:58:44] BlissRP : Finnic99: LOL [2026-03-24 21:58:51] Shiro : BlissRP: 0 not going to hold ser 😂 [2026-03-24 21:59:37] BlissRP : -69420 better hold or i might have to reconsider my crypto journey [2026-03-24 22:00:17] Shiro : BlissRP: put your man hood on the line best strategy ever 😂 [2026-03-24 22:00:37] BlissRP : i will cut bmagics d off if we dont reach 74k by friday [2026-03-24 22:00:40] BlissRP : wait [2026-03-24 22:00:44] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-24 22:00:53] Shiro : :arthur: [2026-03-24 22:01:21] Shiro : 68500 today let's see [2026-03-24 22:01:39] GodBleesYou : bmex the only safe haven!!!! [2026-03-24 22:02:23] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: you belive in the pump? [2026-03-24 22:02:27] GodBleesYou : such a sinner! [2026-03-24 22:02:37] BlissRP : profit just finds me ser [2026-03-24 22:02:47] BlissRP : i cant believe i just watch the balance rise [2026-03-24 22:02:51] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-24 22:03:25] Gandalf the Grey : Wallet rsi must be overbought [2026-03-24 22:03:28] Gandalf the Grey : and uptrend [2026-03-24 22:03:36] BlissRP : +1 [2026-03-24 22:04:25] GodBleesYou : bearmex will win? [2026-03-24 22:05:09] BlissRP : time to go pick things up and put them down [2026-03-24 22:05:12] BlissRP : highly recommend [2026-03-24 22:05:19] BlissRP : /zen 3h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 3 hours zen mode BlissRP. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ``` [2026-03-24 22:05:48] Gandalf the Grey : Bring 73k before close [2026-03-24 22:05:49] Shiro : BlissRP: say something if you're not gay 🤣 [2026-03-24 22:05:53] Gandalf the Grey : I need money for Thailand [2026-03-24 22:06:08] Gandalf the Grey : BlissRP: Arturek put you in jail [2026-03-24 22:06:11] Gandalf the Grey : noooooob [2026-03-24 22:06:14] Shiro : Spoil your ladyboys with dolla dolla [2026-03-24 22:09:49] GodBleesYou : it gonna moo? [2026-03-24 22:09:58] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMM [2026-03-24 22:13:15] Pilot : Shiro: https://youtu.be/1jX3B8_vWhY?is=c1USijQzeAla1mqW [2026-03-24 22:13:22] Pilot : 💀💀💀 [2026-03-24 22:15:22] Gandalf the Grey : Oh yes [2026-03-24 22:15:29] Gandalf the Grey : Were big moo [2026-03-24 22:15:36] Gandalf the Grey : donald made peace plan [2026-03-24 22:15:39] Gandalf the Grey : good news [2026-03-24 22:15:44] Gandalf the Grey : asians will send it [2026-03-24 22:15:48] Gandalf the Grey : they horny [2026-03-24 22:16:27] Shiro : Pilot: gang gang ser bang bang [2026-03-24 22:21:03] Shiro : https://youtu.be/vnzjEoWZFNY?si=9Rz1Y_ou6ZNdzNMR [2026-03-24 22:23:19] Pilot : BlissRP: was peacenluv on a foldable bike lol [2026-03-24 22:23:37] Pilot : with gas station yellow sunnies [2026-03-24 22:23:52] Pilot : some hunter s thompson shi [2026-03-24 22:25:54] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!! [2026-03-24 22:29:16] Pilot : Shiro: https://youtu.be/Sq_Zizs2sw8?is=eA-3PPY58GRTDiDt alhan cracks me up man [2026-03-24 22:29:39] Pilot : tbf thougg he got out of prison twice in one week before they got him [2026-03-24 22:30:01] Shiro : Pilot: :doge: [2026-03-24 22:38:32] MANsa_MOONsa : pepe so strong [2026-03-24 22:38:36] MANsa_MOONsa : holy [2026-03-24 22:40:04] MANsa_MOONsa : =0) [2026-03-24 22:41:36] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-24 22:48:06] Pilot : My co-pilot fell off [2026-03-24 22:48:17] Pilot : Geezer owes me money man [2026-03-24 22:50:32] contract details : meeeeeoooowwwwwwwwnnnnn :downrocket: :arthur: [2026-03-24 23:10:10] PeacenLuv : tharrrr she blows btcccc [2026-03-24 23:10:26] PeacenLuv : pumparohneee [2026-03-24 23:10:42] PeacenLuv : Finnic99: thanks [2026-03-24 23:10:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOUBLE TOP!!DOOM INCOMING!!! [2026-03-24 23:10:54] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 40,000 USD @ 70430.471 ``` [2026-03-24 23:10:55] PeacenLuv : i bought tgm [2026-03-24 23:10:58] Gandalf the Grey : thx for rescue [2026-03-24 23:12:30] bluemaster : /position xbtusd patience young grasshopper ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 278,100 USD @ 70913.9388 ``` [2026-03-24 23:12:36] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 147,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ``` [2026-03-24 23:12:46] Gandalf the Grey : we can die togetherrrr [2026-03-24 23:15:37] Gandalf the Grey : Fire up another leg baby [2026-03-24 23:17:51] Pilot : Gandalf the Grey: probably tomorrows candle [2026-03-24 23:17:57] Pilot : another pullback [2026-03-24 23:18:13] Gandalf the Grey : it is a casino [2026-03-24 23:18:18] Gandalf the Grey : sometimes win sometimes lose [2026-03-24 23:21:37] Gandalf the Grey : you just need to follow trump twitter [2026-03-24 23:23:00] Shawn-Williams : 75k+ last time before going below 60k. Enjoyy [2026-03-24 23:30:14] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 172 Cont @ 2161.72 ($26,315.81) - Up only! [2026-03-25 00:06:50] Gandalf the Grey : BUY BRENT LOSE YOUR RENT [2026-03-25 00:06:52] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD [2026-03-25 00:11:43] contract details : get brent [2026-03-25 00:18:49] bmagic : Pump cancelled [2026-03-25 00:20:16] bmagic : Shiro wins [2026-03-25 00:31:15] Gandalf the Grey : 50k or 90k [2026-03-25 00:31:16] Gandalf the Grey : same distance [2026-03-25 00:39:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 7 Cont @ 2165.15 ($1,074.03) [2026-03-25 00:50:38] speedwell : recktum all the shorts then all the longs? or... [2026-03-25 01:32:02] GodBleesYou : it gonna doom my brothers [2026-03-25 01:33:31] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: 58k [2026-03-25 01:48:10] bmagic : Moon or Doom doesnt matter bmagic wins [2026-03-25 01:48:21] BlissRP : bmagic wins 300 dollar move [2026-03-25 01:48:22] BlissRP : woohoo [2026-03-25 01:48:29] BlissRP : misses the other 1.5k [2026-03-25 01:48:33] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-25 01:53:32] GodBleesYou : i am telling you!!! bmex the only safe haven!!! [2026-03-25 02:01:15] bmagic : BlissRP: thats a little ignorant. Traders don’t need to catch every move, they trade to their availability and plan. [2026-03-25 02:02:06] bmagic : U sound like Axelrod [2026-03-25 02:02:50] BlissRP : <3 [2026-03-25 02:03:04] BlissRP : feel free to clap back when i do something stupid ser :arthur: [2026-03-25 02:03:29] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: +666 sir [2026-03-25 02:03:40] bmagic : Im not bothered, just making sure Axelrod becomes a verb for stupid talk [2026-03-25 02:03:47] BlissRP : LOL [2026-03-25 02:04:15] BlissRP : well i hope you caught some more of it too ser [2026-03-25 02:04:19] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-25 02:04:19] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: please forgive my alt account for saying stupid stuffs sir [2026-03-25 02:04:29] BlissRP : MadoffNakamoto: i am your unhinged twin, ser [2026-03-25 02:06:46] bmagic : MadoffNakamoto: nothing to forgive for i have not been wronged yet. Only trolled [2026-03-25 02:08:26] BlissRP : bmagic not the type to take silly banter to heart [2026-03-25 02:08:29] BlissRP : he a real one [2026-03-25 02:09:44] bmagic : I enjoy the banter but i will get annoyed if it becomes a bit passive aggressive and personal. Then i will crack it directly at the perpetrator. [2026-03-25 02:12:43] BlissRP : noted [2026-03-25 02:12:55] BlissRP : will stick to d jokes [2026-03-25 02:23:39] speedwell : Is the paint dry yet? [2026-03-25 02:25:51] bmagic : BlissRP: D has a will of its own. Its bigger than me now. I dont even say it anymore [2026-03-25 02:26:02] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-03-25 02:26:27] BlissRP : does anyone believe in the dump? [2026-03-25 02:26:37] BlissRP : i need someone to convince me not to hold to 80keks [2026-03-25 02:26:40] BlissRP : ready, go! [2026-03-25 02:36:25] BlissRP : no beras alive? [2026-03-25 02:38:34] 45th_blown_account : when BMEX season :pepe: