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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-24 04:10:36] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: there was an island but its closed now :kek: [2026-03-24 04:10:51] BlissRP : speedwell: era defining ser [2026-03-24 04:11:05] PeacenLuv : wen the btc 6hr btc turns green ill b in happy town [2026-03-24 04:11:21] speedwell : BlissRP: Male defining ser [2026-03-24 04:11:28] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: I thought that island is only for kids and hotdogs!!!! [2026-03-24 04:11:40] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-03-24 04:11:56] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: and pizzas :kek: [2026-03-24 04:12:11] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: and jerky [2026-03-24 04:13:02] Shiro : I wanna island full of melania and Giorgio [2026-03-24 04:13:07] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: you think Melania was pump and dump ? President family with only 6 bankruptcies in their history have never scammed anyone before :kek: [2026-03-24 04:13:08] PeacenLuv : 71043 the high on this forming 3hr closes at the end of its period [2026-03-24 04:13:53] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: yeah fully trusted family holly guys [2026-03-24 04:14:32] PeacenLuv : last 5min close was green inverted hammer on a high bullish btc chart form [2026-03-24 04:14:49] PeacenLuv : buy this red 5min is great entry for life low [2026-03-24 04:15:02] PeacenLuv : imho [2026-03-24 04:15:07] PeacenLuv : jmho [2026-03-24 04:15:16] 45th_blown_account : when baron coin ? :kek: i am sure not another pump and dump like Donald and Melania @Shiro [2026-03-24 04:15:18] Shiro : PeacenLuv: yeah 5mins green and next 500 years red [2026-03-24 04:15:25] PeacenLuv : btc get rich quik scheme [2026-03-24 04:15:52] PeacenLuv : go bmex token [2026-03-24 04:16:52] PeacenLuv : 1 week chart bmex token sitting on a low for its life [2026-03-24 04:16:53] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: he's not adult yet I guess as soon as he's getting old enough [2026-03-24 04:18:18] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: u think `never sell your bitcoin` was a hint to sell your bitcoin? :kek: [2026-03-24 04:18:45] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: look at Eric he's so busy to building up a power plant next to he's biggest mining filed in the world with the tax payers money [2026-03-24 04:18:58] Shiro : Such a respectable family [2026-03-24 04:19:02] Shiro : No doubt [2026-03-24 04:19:34] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: he is certainly taking the bitcoins for himself and leave the debts in the company to accumulate :kek: [2026-03-24 04:20:44] Shiro : I hope one of these days melania files a divorce and scam the hell out of them well [2026-03-24 04:22:44] speedwell : I hope one of these days people focus on their lives instead of others [2026-03-24 04:23:18] 45th_blown_account : yeah and she can go at McDonalds and flip burgers :arthur: bet on the least possible to happen, it will happen [2026-03-24 04:23:23] Shiro : We're all lifeless and hopeless who lefted in the dust [2026-03-24 04:25:01] speedwell : Disassociation is perhaps the greatest sin. Not living your life. [2026-03-24 04:25:27] Shiro : Where's @bmagic we need he's D on the line to dump this poopoo [2026-03-24 04:25:34] Shiro : @bmagic 👋🏻 [2026-03-24 04:28:37] migozelaaa : 48k [2026-03-24 04:28:55] Shiro : 3k 😂 [2026-03-24 04:30:25] Shiro : But joking aside 69600 coming [2026-03-24 04:30:57] Shiro : If it's not hold 68100 [2026-03-24 04:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.0500 ETH @ 2135.42 ($106.77) [2026-03-24 04:32:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 70324.7 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-24 04:44:31] PeacenLuv : i jumped off the bannanana its tipping [2026-03-24 04:49:33] Shiro : PeacenLuv: are you tripping? [2026-03-24 04:50:28] Shiro : Count to 10 and we're saying ciaociao to 70 [2026-03-24 05:00:12] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 70326 [2026-03-24 05:00:19] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh [2026-03-24 05:04:31] Shiro : RonnieREKT: Ronnie where are you mate! What's popping? 🍾 [2026-03-24 05:05:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 70179.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-24 05:06:21] PeacenLuv : longstops up 70158 [2026-03-24 05:06:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0003 XBT @ 70170.6 ($21.05) - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-24 05:06:40] Shiro : Dump of center loading up 😂🧨 [2026-03-24 05:23:07] iFinex_Scam : service bugged ? can't fetch margin ? [2026-03-24 05:24:20] BlissRP : iFinex_Scam: its for your own good ser [2026-03-24 05:24:42] iFinex_Scam : damm Arthur rug me @admin ? [2026-03-24 05:25:37] iFinex_Scam : tell me the truth bro Arthur REKT me or not [2026-03-24 05:28:51] Gaunter-O-Dimm : what th fuck [2026-03-24 05:28:56] Gaunter-O-Dimm : what [2026-03-24 05:29:00] Gaunter-O-Dimm : the [2026-03-24 05:29:04] Gaunter-O-Dimm : fuc.k [2026-03-24 05:29:04] iFinex_Scam : on log in web an unable to fetch user margin notice and session expire fats and furious [2026-03-24 05:30:22] HosiUhang : What the fuk [2026-03-24 05:30:27] Gaunter-O-Dimm : "Server's dead. Spam the support link: bitmex.com/contact" [2026-03-24 05:30:37] Gaunter-O-Dimm : wtf ! [2026-03-24 05:32:21] iFinex_Scam : u too? http session expired ? [2026-03-24 05:33:08] BlissRP : ggwp [2026-03-24 05:33:10] Gaunter-O-Dimm : yes [2026-03-24 05:33:14] Gaunter-O-Dimm : wtf ! [2026-03-24 05:33:37] iFinex_Scam : must be a security protocol relax [2026-03-24 05:33:55] iFinex_Scam : our fortune is safe [2026-03-24 05:38:06] iFinex_Scam : kkkk some orders in the orderbook kakakakakkak bot owners will be angry [2026-03-24 05:51:48] Shiro : Funds arue safu hahahaha 😆 [2026-03-24 05:53:05] Shiro : For a sec I thought @PeacenLuv revenge hacked me 🤣😂 [2026-03-24 05:59:08] BitMEX_Chase : Hi, we experienced a temporary login issue, but it has now been resolved. We apologize for any inconvenience caused. Please check https://status.bitmex.com/ if you encounter any system issues. Thank you for your patience! [2026-03-24 05:59:24] BitMEX_Chase : funds are safuuuuu ❤️ [2026-03-24 05:59:48] Shiro : BitMEX_Chase: 🙏🏻😘 [2026-03-24 06:00:34] Shiro : To be honest best customer service ever on here, the support answering back in just a sec amazing ❤️🙏🏻 [2026-03-24 06:00:35] BlissRP : BitMEX_Chase: yay we back [2026-03-24 06:01:01] Shiro : BlissRP: let's continue to get rekt 🤣 [2026-03-24 06:01:45] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-24 06:04:03] Shiro : I heard the rumour @PeacenLuv was involved with this https attack 🤣 [2026-03-24 06:04:51] BlissRP : knew he was evil as soon as i saw his sunglasses and bicycle [2026-03-24 06:05:16] Shiro : :arthur: [2026-03-24 06:05:38] marlo : i thing trump is a layer and go short [2026-03-24 06:06:45] Shiro : Trump he's just a typical capitalist bluffer shorts are safu [2026-03-24 06:09:02] BlissRP : like a brick layer or an egg layer [2026-03-24 06:19:03] BlissRP : 1h getting toit like a toiger [2026-03-24 06:19:21] speedwell : How's the peace? [2026-03-24 06:19:48] speedwell : the piece...the pace? [2026-03-24 06:20:23] speedwell : the price! [2026-03-24 06:21:19] Shiro : There's only one peace on here and that's lord peacenluv [2026-03-24 06:21:26] Shiro : /zen 5m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 5 minutes zen mode Shiro. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ``` [2026-03-24 06:59:25] PeacenLuv : lookout beloow btc [2026-03-24 07:06:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 4530 DOGE @ 0.09417 ($426.53) [2026-03-24 07:07:50] BlissRP : do you will it? [2026-03-24 07:10:41] BlissRP : DO YOU WILL IT?!?!?!?!! [2026-03-24 07:15:29] PeacenLuv : short here btc [2026-03-24 08:04:51] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-24 08:12:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMM [2026-03-24 08:23:48] 45th_blown_account : 3k imminent :doge: [2026-03-24 08:25:58] contract details : :downrocket: [2026-03-24 08:28:46] neki : qaaah the chopp-ah [2026-03-24 08:28:53] neki : get to the choppparrr!!!! [2026-03-24 08:29:25] Gandalf the Grey : do a breakout kurwa [2026-03-24 08:29:27] Gandalf the Grey : ugh [2026-03-24 08:29:59] BlissRP : patience, my patients [2026-03-24 08:30:07] BlissRP : it is a tight squeeze [2026-03-24 08:31:05] contract details : the bera broke waters [2026-03-24 08:31:24] contract details : baby beras were born covered in gold and kurwas :pepe: [2026-03-24 08:34:36] Gandalf the Grey : Arturek is on top [2026-03-24 08:36:14] BlissRP : its almost time for barturek [2026-03-24 08:39:58] neki : fekk it.. im closing half my short here goin full bullius maximus. [2026-03-24 08:40:14] neki : shorthedge ofc. none of this bera crap for me [2026-03-24 08:40:47] BlissRP : short??? [2026-03-24 08:41:00] BlissRP : weirdo doing weird things while i will it [2026-03-24 08:41:02] BlissRP : AGAIN [2026-03-24 08:41:08] contract details : short of cash [2026-03-24 08:41:10] contract details : ÑpepeÑ [2026-03-24 08:41:17] BlissRP : nyepepenye [2026-03-24 08:41:17] contract details : hehe ñ´hehe [2026-03-24 08:41:40] neki : BlissRP: naah dawg this is pu$$y residue from 73181 [2026-03-24 08:41:58] BlissRP : wonderful m'lord [2026-03-24 08:42:08] BlissRP : dont pull a shiro now [2026-03-24 08:42:32] neki : I need to sleep as well.. so bera sings lullaby.. dont worry im net long with long bias :D [2026-03-24 08:48:54] bmagic : Duamp it [2026-03-24 08:59:40] BlissRP : damp it to 80kek [2026-03-24 09:08:23] Mr. Axelrod : who is winning :pepe: [2026-03-24 09:11:25] neki : the chupacabraa [2026-03-24 09:18:15] neki : what the fekk is this pause? [2026-03-24 09:18:23] neki : gimme some moveement miothafokka [2026-03-24 09:19:26] REKTakaMagicTric : btc volatiotion = trump emotions, trump prbly medidating [2026-03-24 09:20:54] ninnk : https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/eric-trump-invests-israeli-drone-maker-xtends-merger-with-florida-construction-2026-02-17/ [2026-03-24 09:21:05] ninnk : clown world [2026-03-24 09:22:23] ninnk : >By Reuters February 17, 2026 [2026-03-24 09:22:39] ninnk : >The 2026 Iran war began on 28 February 2026 [2026-03-24 09:22:53] ninnk : 🤡🤡🤡 [2026-03-24 09:24:45] ninnk : https://www.tradingview.com/x/LkPrguoZ/ jfb dumped on the same day tho :kek: [2026-03-24 09:24:52] Traczii : :doge: [2026-03-24 09:27:15] Traczii : BitMEX_Chase: Arthur just testing the waters before he rugpulls us :arthur: :pepe: [2026-03-24 09:28:28] Traczii : but issa ok he penetrated me & others many times already I dont feel anythin anymore :pepe: [2026-03-24 09:29:17] Dario1 : :arthur: [2026-03-24 09:37:08] 45th_blown_account : BMEX almost 10 cents @Traczii :doge: [2026-03-24 09:37:15] 45th_blown_account : :bmex: :doge: :bmex: [2026-03-24 09:38:06] Traczii : 45th_blown_account: :bmex: [2026-03-24 09:38:20] 45th_blown_account : :Catjam: [2026-03-24 09:38:35] bluemaster : Tomorrow Bitfinex have maintenance for 6 hours ( from 8 am UTC), you know what that mean ... 👽 [2026-03-24 09:40:35] bluemaster : Paolo Ardoino not even close to good old Arthur wicks [2026-03-24 09:48:25] neki : bluemaster: aa good times [2026-03-24 09:49:02] neki : I remember being absomlutely horrified any time bmex announced maintenance [2026-03-24 09:49:31] neki : there was a lot that needed to be "maintained"m, too :D [2026-03-24 09:50:26] bluemaster : neki: BitFinance not Bitmex [2026-03-24 09:53:04] neki : bluemaster: i know I know, I was commentig on the comparison with Arthur u made :D [2026-03-24 09:54:41] bluemaster : @hotdogs is here and looks like he had mercy on few of my positions ... [2026-03-24 10:15:57] Shawn-Williams : Make sure- last time 75k+ before going below 60k. 4 more weeks to go. enjoy your profits [2026-03-24 10:27:53] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -6,500 USD @ 71040.8911 ``` [2026-03-24 10:27:54] bmagic : Doom [2026-03-24 10:42:50] REKTakaMagicTric : idk im strong long rest of the year .. maybe some dumps incoming but still [2026-03-24 11:01:24] neki : what is this silence.. [2026-03-24 11:02:34] neki : maybe this is the Trump short<? [2026-03-24 11:02:47] neki : hmmh... family loaded finaly.. Tho at this price? [2026-03-24 11:02:54] Dario1 : Let it fly to 76K [2026-03-24 11:02:58] neki : Barron needs atleast 100k [2026-03-24 11:03:08] Dario1 : there will be pullbacks along the way [2026-03-24 11:03:15] neki : cuz he bad, needs alot of margin room .:D [2026-03-24 11:03:16] Dario1 : and it could take days [2026-03-24 11:03:33] Dario1 : and Trump could ruin it any moment with his next twit [2026-03-24 11:03:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0040 XBT @ 71021.5 ($284.05) - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-24 11:03:39] neki : it corekt to 69 first [2026-03-24 11:03:41] Dario1 : but I’m bullish [2026-03-24 11:05:51] BMEXcheers : omg, a pin just dropped [2026-03-24 11:06:08] BMEXcheers : a guy who voted for trump in my team, legit southern accent n everything [2026-03-24 11:06:28] BMEXcheers : his gf is brazilian [2026-03-24 11:06:30] BMEXcheers : lmaooooo [2026-03-24 11:06:33] BMEXcheers : that meme [2026-03-24 11:06:36] Dario1 : Short Trump without hesitation [2026-03-24 11:06:42] BMEXcheers : 'never ask a racist the ethnicity of his gf' [2026-03-24 11:06:48] BMEXcheers : the meme writes itself [2026-03-24 11:07:02] Dario1 : lmao [2026-03-24 11:14:04] Gandalf the Grey : Arturek will get your money [2026-03-24 11:14:26] neki : Dario1: im guessing Thursday might set the final tone for the monthly close.. [2026-03-24 11:15:31] Dario1 : neki: sounds alright mate [2026-03-24 11:16:02] Dario1 : el rey arturo rules the waves :arthur: [2026-03-24 11:49:37] Gandalf the Grey : My name is ANTONIO MONTANA [2026-03-24 11:49:50] BMEXcheers : kek: https://www.reddit.com/r/justincaseyoumissedit/comments/1s25z96/iran_mocks_trump_with_toy_controller/ [2026-03-24 11:50:04] BMEXcheers : i dont condone any of the shit thats going because I, for one, am above it all [2026-03-24 11:50:18] BMEXcheers : but Iran making the funny pages :) [2026-03-24 11:50:39] neki : hmmh.. oil isheating up again.. [2026-03-24 12:05:10] REKTakaMagicTric : oili heating? wti +2,5% brent -1,6? nice heat [2026-03-24 12:08:12] neki : REKTakaMagicTric: wti is gettn another tap ag 104 atleast this week [2026-03-24 12:08:26] neki : so ya, nice heat :) [2026-03-24 12:12:00] Gandalf the Grey : this nonbullishness will be punished [2026-03-24 12:17:00] CaptainMooncoin : is bitmex leading other platforms in price movements? [2026-03-24 12:27:56] Gandalf the Grey : our daily volume is like 1h on binance [2026-03-24 12:28:08] Gandalf the Grey : probably less lol [2026-03-24 12:30:11] neki : no really, whats up wuth this price now.. we all waiting for murica or what? [2026-03-24 12:32:00] neki : murica gonna break the nicest bull flag we've seen inawhile... fkkin scammers [2026-03-24 12:35:27] PeacenLuv : 🎍long entry btc 70851 [2026-03-24 12:35:45] PeacenLuv : poompahh btc lezgohh [2026-03-24 12:36:44] PeacenLuv : longstops up 70758 [2026-03-24 12:43:13] BMEXcheers : SOUND THE ALARMS [2026-03-24 12:43:31] BMEXcheers : ive just cranked up the context window to 1M [2026-03-24 12:43:32] BMEXcheers : lol [2026-03-24 12:43:34] BMEXcheers : lets fooking cook [2026-03-24 12:57:22] bmagic : Dumpageddon coming [2026-03-24 12:59:31] neki : hump the dumpster [2026-03-24 13:00:22] neki : limpdikk grandpa pattern on the hourly. kidney-pain [2026-03-24 13:00:59] PeacenLuv : 😄lezgohh btc up big green [2026-03-24 13:01:26] PeacenLuv : long the 3 day tf xbtusdperp [2026-03-24 13:03:11] PeacenLuv : where's my husband raye btc bulla https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkPhGRQzboE [2026-03-24 13:03:29] PeacenLuv : saved this for the end poompahh btc [2026-03-24 13:03:30] BMEXcheers : bro doesnt know my 1M context window AI [2026-03-24 13:03:31] BMEXcheers : heh [2026-03-24 13:03:33] BMEXcheers : sit back champ [2026-03-24 13:03:41] BMEXcheers : youre about to become obsolete [2026-03-24 13:03:52] BMEXcheers : yes, even trading will not require input from humanpeons [2026-03-24 13:04:10] BMEXcheers : in the end, tech bros didnt win the race [2026-03-24 13:04:21] BMEXcheers : they won the god damn planet [2026-03-24 13:04:54] PeacenLuv : 😆😆😆😆 [2026-03-24 13:05:11] PeacenLuv : chek vol 6hr xbtusd [2026-03-24 13:05:34] PeacenLuv : i gezz it was armageddon for a few iat the strip gaza [2026-03-24 13:07:45] Gandalf the Grey : what are burgers gonna do] [2026-03-24 13:09:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 70707.4 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-24 13:10:48] PeacenLuv : Prism - Armageddon poompah btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDZJPJV__bQ [2026-03-24 13:11:00] PeacenLuv : some in new orleanz too [2026-03-24 13:11:04] PeacenLuv : lezgohh btc [2026-03-24 13:11:29] PeacenLuv : chek that vol 6hr xbtusd wtf [2026-03-24 13:11:45] PeacenLuv : vukin taps turned off [2026-03-24 13:12:06] PeacenLuv : 6hr invers hns on a low n lezgohh btc [2026-03-24 13:14:38] PeacenLuv : lol 6hr vol well well there she is [2026-03-24 13:15:08] PeacenLuv : vukyeahhh hangon btc bullaz [2026-03-24 13:16:42] PeacenLuv : Fergie - Glamorous ft. Ludacris btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0SyUgw98tE [2026-03-24 13:19:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : wen moon? [2026-03-24 13:22:40] PeacenLuv : Skrillex & Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Make It Bun Dem [OFFICIAL VIDEO] btc bully lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGpzGu9Yp6Y [2026-03-24 13:26:05] RobVacation : We always joked about Uncle Ludacis Robert to call his nephew and sending us $10 million [2026-03-24 13:26:16] neki : yo coRn, why u givin me the mutha-scheisse? [2026-03-24 13:26:21] RobVacation : was a good time [2026-03-24 13:26:52] RobVacation : never send btw cucsuker [2026-03-24 13:28:09] RobVacation : then snoop was banned to entry UK [2026-03-24 13:28:34] RobVacation : cHICAGO familly [2026-03-24 13:28:51] RobVacation : bulls weak [2026-03-24 13:30:18] Gandalf the Grey : america do sth [2026-03-24 13:30:56] PeacenLuv : A$AP Rocky - Wild for the Night (Explicit - Official Video) ft. Skrillex, Birdy Nam Nam btc bully https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eWdbMBYlH4 [2026-03-24 13:31:01] PeacenLuv : jumpofff btc [2026-03-24 13:31:20] PeacenLuv : volumes below here [2026-03-24 13:34:41] CaptainMooncoin : WHO in here is a market maker [2026-03-24 13:35:58] neki : Trump ofcourse [2026-03-24 13:37:54] PeacenLuv : RAYE - WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! (Official Music Video) RAYE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK5TyISxZ_M btc bully [2026-03-24 13:38:39] PeacenLuv : CaptainMooncoin: does it say somewhere [2026-03-24 13:39:01] PeacenLuv : do u get a hat or shirt [2026-03-24 13:39:50] contract details : 1 day up 10 days down [2026-03-24 13:40:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.3000 ETH @ 2140.32 ($642.01) [2026-03-24 13:40:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 70376 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-24 13:41:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!! [2026-03-24 13:41:52] neki : ayo puto [2026-03-24 13:41:59] neki : what u wanna battle me? [2026-03-24 13:42:12] neki : nasty nasty bera [2026-03-24 13:43:58] neki : >> Iran Denies Peace Talks Rumors; US Stocks Open Lower autonews cointime 03/24 14:35 << is trading realy only about messing with the algo's and news? check the timestamp [2026-03-24 13:44:38] neki : This is good.. ima make my own news portal and start posting al types of shiet to trade in my direction. Zero risk [2026-03-24 13:48:36] neki : So, do we or dont we wanna taco-bout-it? [2026-03-24 13:48:57] neki : is it time to taco or buritto or enchilada? [2026-03-24 13:49:00] neki : or chupaccabrra? [2026-03-24 13:49:12] Symphoenix : 13h55 UTC sharp for the bounce ! [2026-03-24 13:51:22] neki : @Symphoenix nono later, I gota cook my steaks first! [2026-03-24 13:51:48] neki : its high stakes game, the steaks game [2026-03-24 13:52:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 69986.4 [2026-03-24 13:52:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.5505 XBT @ 69995.5 ($38,526.86) - Your bag is now a museum exhibit [2026-03-24 13:52:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTU26`: Sell 5000 USD @ 71049 [2026-03-24 13:52:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : SILLY BULLTARDS NEVER LEARN!!! [2026-03-24 13:52:36] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!! [2026-03-24 13:54:04] Symphoenix : Ready ? :D [2026-03-24 13:54:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : Symphoenix: rekt [2026-03-24 13:58:31] ninnk : incredible! [2026-03-24 13:58:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0063 XBT @ 69987.5 ($440.84) - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-24 14:02:30] Symphoenix : up now [2026-03-24 14:03:21] Dario1 : :btc: 🧪✈️🚀 [2026-03-24 14:06:44] Dario1 : Implied volatility indicators DVOL and BVIV suggest peak fear has passed, with crypto leading traditional markets in pricing risk [2026-03-24 14:06:48] Dario1 : https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/03/24/bitcoin-volatility-signals-a-bottom-as-tradfi-reels-in-uncertainty [2026-03-24 14:07:07] PeacenLuv : get rready btc bullaz btcz gunna pump hard againn [2026-03-24 14:07:22] PeacenLuv : i got a count ew going up [2026-03-24 14:07:27] PeacenLuv : btc [2026-03-24 14:07:35] Dario1 : PeacenLuv: +1 [2026-03-24 14:07:36] Symphoenix : What a terrific audience, so glad to be here ! [2026-03-24 14:07:38] PeacenLuv : woooohhhhweeeee munnneeeee [2026-03-24 14:08:42] Dario1 : itz munnee hunnee time again :doge: [2026-03-24 14:10:54] neki : this patternn.. i dunno.. someone swaping the beloved corn for gold... [2026-03-24 14:11:36] Dr.van_Doom666 : 14:49] Quantum DynamicsSymphoenix: 13h55 UTC sharp for the bounce ! [2026-03-24 14:11:42] Dr.van_Doom666 : ROFL [2026-03-24 14:11:46] neki : we're right at the XAU-liftoff price areafrom Janary... we all know how the correlation went then [2026-03-24 14:12:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 7100 USD @ 69934.8 [2026-03-24 14:12:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 13000 USD @ 69891.8 [2026-03-24 14:13:00] MadoffNakamoto : bullish news = bearish. The only bullish kind of news is FUD [2026-03-24 14:13:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 69773.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-24 14:13:32] ninnk : *the simpsons theme starts playing* [2026-03-24 14:13:32] neki : ch33ky bera [2026-03-24 14:14:28] bmagic : Long now [2026-03-24 14:14:32] bmagic : 69800 [2026-03-24 14:14:42] MadoffNakamoto : ma dik [2026-03-24 14:16:09] bmagic : Im not allowed to eat anymore [2026-03-24 14:17:41] bmagic : If this doesn’t pump though i don’t care what im allowed to do [2026-03-24 14:17:55] bmagic : S [2026-03-24 14:17:57] bmagic : E [2026-03-24 14:18:00] bmagic : N [2026-03-24 14:18:02] bmagic : D [2026-03-24 14:18:05] bmagic : I [2026-03-24 14:18:07] bmagic : T [2026-03-24 14:18:12] bmagic : :rocket: [2026-03-24 14:18:19] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: you're long just when Shymph said "up now" ? suicidal [2026-03-24 14:18:36] MadoffNakamoto : Symph* [2026-03-24 14:18:51] bmagic : When did who say what? [2026-03-24 14:18:59] bmagic : Im too busy playing with my food [2026-03-24 14:19:22] bmagic : Lawng [2026-03-24 14:19:36] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 8,500 USD @ 70020.1658 ``` [2026-03-24 14:21:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: he is a Symph simp [2026-03-24 14:22:26] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: oh hello, I was about to leave. Just needed my minute of trolling [2026-03-24 14:22:32] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: DOOM!!! [2026-03-24 14:22:38] MadoffNakamoto : o7 [2026-03-24 14:22:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!! [2026-03-24 14:22:53] PeacenLuv : long the 3day xbtusd [2026-03-24 14:23:30] PeacenLuv : btfd btc [2026-03-24 14:24:59] Shiro : Weeeee [2026-03-24 14:25:27] Shiro : I told you don't be fool by an American capitalist bluffs [2026-03-24 14:25:34] PeacenLuv : Coin Bros - We Talking Crypto (Official Music Video) CoinBro btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQQFA9YXCZ0 [2026-03-24 14:29:43] bmagic : @Shiroooooo [2026-03-24 14:29:45] Shiro : Don't feel shy drop it back to 68100 [2026-03-24 14:30:07] Shiro : bmagic: shiro he's hero 🤣 [2026-03-24 14:31:08] bmagic : Herro [2026-03-24 14:35:03] ninnk : *and theeeeen?* [2026-03-24 14:35:56] PeacenLuv : the iranianz musta broke down the usa border theirs an oil refinery devastated [2026-03-24 14:36:09] PeacenLuv : i think they got into the usa [2026-03-24 14:36:21] PeacenLuv : freedom fighters [2026-03-24 14:36:47] Shiro : PeacenLuv: don't underestimate them 😈😎 [2026-03-24 14:36:55] PeacenLuv : who vukkred up gaza sytrip they shud pay for it [2026-03-24 14:37:27] PeacenLuv : never met a gew but i thought manee peeps were [2026-03-24 14:39:26] PeacenLuv : vukkkk wen 1 milly per 1 btc thiz iz killin me vuk the dead1z [2026-03-24 14:39:45] PeacenLuv : better nahh say that around here [2026-03-24 14:41:35] PeacenLuv : Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning (Extended Video) btc bully lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1VPf9hjOFM [2026-03-24 14:42:28] PeacenLuv : so epsteen sold the dirtee kings wife to the sudeez through epzteen hmm [2026-03-24 14:43:27] PeacenLuv : free liongeree through wexzlker queen victoriaz secret i get it [2026-03-24 14:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0014 XBT @ 69611.1 ($97.42) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-24 14:45:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 7400 USD @ 69589.3 [2026-03-24 14:50:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.0100 ETH @ 2124.67 ($21.24) [2026-03-24 14:50:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 69518.3 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-24 14:50:34] PeacenLuv : 4 Non Blondes - What's Up (Official Music Video) 4 Non Blondes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc btc bullah lezgohhh [2026-03-24 14:52:09] PeacenLuv : btc its a long i see that [2026-03-24 14:53:05] PeacenLuv : maybe a nuke would make big surf hawaii for tourists [2026-03-24 14:53:17] PeacenLuv : hangten hawaii [2026-03-24 14:55:24] neki : dirty [2026-03-24 14:55:25] neki : nasty [2026-03-24 14:55:27] neki : cheeky [2026-03-24 14:55:29] neki : underhand [2026-03-24 14:55:30] neki : bera [2026-03-24 14:56:38] Adalberto : Hola buenas [2026-03-24 14:57:42] PeacenLuv : Cat People (Putting Out Fire) David Bowie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9GbGO7CKdQ btc bullaz lezgohh [2026-03-24 14:57:54] PeacenLuv : Adalberto: hola burna vista [2026-03-24 14:58:03] PeacenLuv : buena( [2026-03-24 14:58:06] PeacenLuv : woops [2026-03-24 14:58:15] Adalberto : Quiero saber sobre el bono de los 20 dolar que me daban por registrame [2026-03-24 14:58:21] PeacenLuv : k im adding longs no joke [2026-03-24 14:58:23] CaptainMooncoin : what is happening with bitporn [2026-03-24 14:58:33] PeacenLuv : Adalberto: wtf non sngolohh [2026-03-24 14:58:38] PeacenLuv : angol [2026-03-24 14:58:39] Adalberto : Hi [2026-03-24 14:58:59] PeacenLuv : yeah hi @Adalberto wanna win some munnee here by trading [2026-03-24 14:59:11] PeacenLuv : long sui koin lezgoohh [2026-03-24 14:59:12] Adalberto : Doy lugar seco spanish [2026-03-24 14:59:31] Adalberto : Puede hablar en español [2026-03-24 14:59:34] PeacenLuv : Sui Network SUI -2,08% [2026-03-24 14:59:40] PeacenLuv : Adalberto: huh [2026-03-24 14:59:50] PeacenLuv : no spaniardz pleez [2026-03-24 15:00:01] PeacenLuv : colonializtz [2026-03-24 15:00:15] PeacenLuv : get a tan man [2026-03-24 15:01:50] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 16200 USD @ 69932 [2026-03-24 15:01:50] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0114 XBT @ 69950.4 ($797.42) - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-24 15:12:46] CaptainMooncoin : como estas @Adalberto [2026-03-24 15:15:18] CaptainMooncoin : bitcoin is shlongish [2026-03-24 15:16:29] Gandalf the Grey : Long SOL and BTC [2026-03-24 15:16:39] Gandalf the Grey : 20-30z [2026-03-24 15:16:42] Gandalf the Grey : x [2026-03-24 15:17:29] neki : whatdup boi u comin up or wht? [2026-03-24 15:23:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 2199 Cont @ 90.26 ($13,935.92) - Wallet's on a diet now! [2026-03-24 15:39:11] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/7uxqgt85g9g?si=3Pa3VkBEy4ls6vx1 , some lounge music waiting Baron to bet again :pepe: [2026-03-24 15:39:48] Gandalf the Grey : low 69k high 68k possible tho [2026-03-24 15:39:58] Gandalf the Grey : good entree if we get there [2026-03-24 15:40:16] Gandalf the Grey : trgt 72.3k [2026-03-24 15:46:23] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 68100 then chopchop [2026-03-24 15:46:52] Gandalf the Grey : if we get trend trend below 69k I would hold that trend till the end and then relong next support [2026-03-24 15:46:58] Gandalf the Grey : before that happens I longo support [2026-03-24 15:47:02] Gandalf the Grey : that is teh plan [2026-03-24 15:47:24] Gandalf the Grey : Tomorrow we will see if good plan or dumb plan hahahaha [2026-03-24 15:49:02] Shiro : I surprised how easy everyone getting bullish just with fake news and bluffs! [2026-03-24 15:49:15] Gandalf the Grey : has nothing to do with that [2026-03-24 15:49:17] Gandalf the Grey : just TA [2026-03-24 15:49:34] Gandalf the Grey : I bought magic ball from gypsies and it says like that [2026-03-24 15:49:36] Shiro : Bro 62 option still on the table 😀 [2026-03-24 15:49:36] Gandalf the Grey : So I follow [2026-03-24 15:49:49] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: hahaha [2026-03-24 15:49:56] Gandalf the Grey : ofc it can go [2026-03-24 15:50:38] Shiro : But seems support 69600 holding well fir now [2026-03-24 15:50:45] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/k25J422W/ [2026-03-24 15:50:47] Gandalf the Grey : look here [2026-03-24 15:51:10] Gandalf the Grey : same, hold the trend after breakdown [2026-03-24 15:51:15] Gandalf the Grey : and then long the next support khalas [2026-03-24 15:52:09] Gandalf the Grey : feel like getting shisha now lol [2026-03-24 15:54:18] Gandalf the Grey : Gandalf not dumb just overleveraged [2026-03-24 15:54:20] Gandalf the Grey : lmao [2026-03-24 15:55:13] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-24 15:55:20] Shiro : 50x? [2026-03-24 15:56:50] PeacenLuv : btc longerz gewd below 70k [2026-03-24 15:58:39] Gandalf the Grey : i usually start like 8-10x [2026-03-24 15:58:42] Gandalf the Grey : then add to 20-30x [2026-03-24 15:58:44] Gandalf the Grey : then i die [2026-03-24 15:58:45] Gandalf the Grey : lol [2026-03-24 15:59:28] Shiro : Hahaha [2026-03-24 15:59:56] Shiro : I like it this way too opening without out and as I'm in profits increase the lev [2026-03-24 16:00:30] Shiro : But why bro when you're in profits why not move your sl thay stop in profits? [2026-03-24 16:03:20] CaptainMooncoin : dogecoin is messing with me again [2026-03-24 16:04:53] CaptainMooncoin : is bitmex using AI to mess with traders minds? [2026-03-24 16:05:41] PeacenLuv : hanz up btc berazzez [2026-03-24 16:05:44] GodBleesYou : bmex the only safe haven [2026-03-24 16:06:01] PeacenLuv : bitmex iz bezt vuktherezt [2026-03-24 16:06:20] PeacenLuv : bliss is ai [2026-03-24 16:07:04] PeacenLuv : shopping longs xbtusdperp [2026-03-24 16:08:37] PeacenLuv : long entry 69834 [2026-03-24 16:08:38] Shiro : GodBleesYou: good question? Where are you holding your mex tokens? [2026-03-24 16:08:50] Shiro : On here? [2026-03-24 16:09:42] PeacenLuv : longstops up 69758 pumparewneeeee btc pizzaballiztik [2026-03-24 16:09:43] neki : cmon corn, letza taci bout it [2026-03-24 16:09:48] neki : taco* [2026-03-24 16:10:29] Shiro : neki: I loke cheap corns 😁 [2026-03-24 16:11:05] neki : Shiro: letz make it pop! [2026-03-24 16:11:09] neki : pop-corn time :D [2026-03-24 16:11:36] Shiro : neki: it will we need to give it abit time 😀😎 [2026-03-24 16:13:40] neki : we'll see. BAron should close his short soon. He's a bad trader, daddy must rig the wholemarket for him to make profit [2026-03-24 16:14:04] neki : daddy even needs to go to war before positive Pnl for youg BAron [2026-03-24 16:14:49] Shiro : neki: 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 16:15:14] Shiro : I feel mommy need to teach him a lessons [2026-03-24 16:15:17] PeacenLuv : adding purpalishuz xbtusd longsat 70008 or [2026-03-24 16:15:58] PeacenLuv : ya thats it thats the ticket adding 70008 250x [2026-03-24 16:16:01] PeacenLuv : longs [2026-03-24 16:16:14] PeacenLuv : were here to breathe n make munnee [2026-03-24 16:17:15] PeacenLuv : Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper (Visualizer Video) btc bully lezgohh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpSbp6ksiBM [2026-03-24 16:21:32] neki : BTC be like- -... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3crqpClPY&list=RD5D3crqpClPY&start_radio=1 [2026-03-24 16:24:11] PeacenLuv : btc bully David Bowie - Starman (Official Video) [4K] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t365MuktYQs [2026-03-24 16:26:24] PeacenLuv : long entry 69688 [2026-03-24 16:27:28] PeacenLuv : long entree 69651 ill satand [2026-03-24 16:27:38] PeacenLuv : deal the vukin cardz [2026-03-24 16:27:48] PeacenLuv : stand( woops [2026-03-24 16:28:17] Shiro : Ok the moment of truth MA going to hold or give up on 15mins and 1hr [2026-03-24 16:28:23] PeacenLuv : vukit added longs xbtusd [2026-03-24 16:28:32] PeacenLuv : long entry 69708 [2026-03-24 16:29:00] PeacenLuv : 69666 bully btc longstops for munnee [2026-03-24 16:30:32] PeacenLuv : Hang 'Em High Booker T. & the M.G.’s - Topic btc bully lezgohh [2026-03-24 16:30:53] PeacenLuv : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkBO0-su9kA [2026-03-24 16:37:31] GodBleesYou : ..... [2026-03-24 16:38:05] contract details : :downrocket:> [2026-03-24 16:38:44] PeacenLuv : Spirit In The Sky - Norman Greenbaum (Official Lyric Video) btc bullah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2msh0jut2Y [2026-03-24 16:38:47] Shiro : Ok broken now 68100 and chopchop 🥩🪓 [2026-03-24 16:39:32] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!! [2026-03-24 16:40:02] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: even doom not going to hold 🤣 [2026-03-24 16:40:27] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: rekt [2026-03-24 16:41:19] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: sir you're biatcho I'm your side and holding short 😄🥹 [2026-03-24 16:41:40] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: give me thumbs up 👍🏻😎 [2026-03-24 16:41:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : 67800 [2026-03-24 16:42:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: 👎 [2026-03-24 16:42:39] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: 68100 [2026-03-24 16:43:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: rekt [2026-03-24 16:43:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: fooking fomonOOb [2026-03-24 16:43:37] Shiro : :arthur: [2026-03-24 16:43:49] Shiro : /position xbtusd @Dr.van_Doom666 ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -11,500 USD @ 71988.0212 ``` [2026-03-24 16:44:09] Shiro : Forever newbie :doge: [2026-03-24 16:44:20] PeacenLuv : The Rolling Stones - Paint It, Black (Official Lyric Video) btc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg [2026-03-24 16:44:48] REKTakaMagicTric : can u explane to idiot why ppl so bearish latly [2026-03-24 16:45:45] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: not sure I'm just trading based on coin flips sometimes tail sometimes head 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 16:46:12] bmagic : Shiro: flip FLOP [2026-03-24 16:46:37] Shiro : bmagic: magic magiccccc, put it on the line [2026-03-24 16:46:48] neki : lol.. this market just loves to hit my alarm at 69300 past week [2026-03-24 16:46:53] neki : music on :D [2026-03-24 16:46:57] REKTakaMagicTric : i mean tradin normal futures there is logic i just cant crack btc logic [2026-03-24 16:47:11] bmagic : Shiro: i’m not allowed to anymore [2026-03-24 16:47:28] bmagic : Axelrod reported me to the mods [2026-03-24 16:48:01] bmagic : He can’t stop me from eating though [2026-03-24 16:48:01] Shiro : bmagic: willy behind the bar 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 16:48:07] Shiro : 3 z willy [2026-03-24 16:48:19] bmagic : Free willy is a nice movie [2026-03-24 16:48:25] bmagic : About a whale like me [2026-03-24 16:48:37] Shiro : bmagic: it's time to create a private group and invite us there 🤣 [2026-03-24 16:48:41] REKTakaMagicTric : just sitting on long and short same time and milking both but atm both are -266% and -550% long how deep in shit someone can get? [2026-03-24 16:49:01] neki : REKTakaMagicTric: the structure flushed on feb 5th wuith rebound. So eypected structural play here is bullish reversal that hit its high in march at 67k usd. This is the upper bound of the bear flag that formed on the macro-bear trend. This is about it [2026-03-24 16:49:07] neki : its make or break time [2026-03-24 16:49:15] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: 😑 [2026-03-24 16:49:47] REKTakaMagicTric : nah i was bearish whole last year this year i gonna stick long .. and more and more untill rekt [2026-03-24 16:49:51] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 10,500 USD @ 69487.8744 ``` [2026-03-24 16:50:30] Shiro : bmagic: if this is not dump to 68100 I'm gay [2026-03-24 16:51:12] PeacenLuv : Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video) btc bullah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg [2026-03-24 16:51:31] bmagic : If this doesn’t pump to 77k i will eat Richard’s nickname with a side of Dick [2026-03-24 16:51:32] REKTakaMagicTric : im cool if this doesnt dip to 50k next 15 days [2026-03-24 16:51:55] Shiro : bmagic: :arthur: [2026-03-24 16:52:20] bmagic : We will hit 46k this year [2026-03-24 16:52:40] bmagic : But i reckon we relief to 75 to 80k range [2026-03-24 16:52:44] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: bro I really think you'll need a good head to forget about this and going back to your zen mod [2026-03-24 16:52:45] bmagic : Too much exit liquidity [2026-03-24 16:53:36] Shiro : bmagic: 65 too let's catch them then 83 local top