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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-23 22:49:08] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: you too 😂 [2026-03-23 22:49:20] BlissRP : Shiro: i will mahalo and namaste him into submission [2026-03-23 22:49:32] Gandalf the Grey : if steves is here [2026-03-23 22:49:34] Gandalf the Grey : big move is coming [2026-03-23 22:49:36] Shiro : :artur: [2026-03-23 22:49:43] Gandalf the Grey : nooooob [2026-03-23 22:49:51] Gandalf the Grey : why tho [2026-03-23 22:49:51] Shiro : :pepe: [2026-03-23 22:49:54] Gandalf the Grey : :artur: [2026-03-23 22:49:58] Gandalf the Grey : :nigga: [2026-03-23 22:50:02] Gandalf the Grey : oh [2026-03-23 22:50:03] BlissRP : polish arthur [2026-03-23 22:50:05] BlissRP : artur [2026-03-23 22:50:05] Shiro : 🤣 [2026-03-23 22:50:20] BlissRP : arturek [2026-03-23 22:50:28] Gandalf the Grey : hahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahaah [2026-03-23 22:50:31] Gandalf the Grey : i am fucking dead [2026-03-23 22:50:40] Gandalf the Grey : ARturek [2026-03-23 22:50:49] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-23 22:50:58] Shiro : Asian wake and bake coming soon [2026-03-23 22:51:09] Gandalf the Grey : Boom Boom Tel Aviv [2026-03-23 22:51:18] BlissRP : please bake me to 80keks tyvm asia in advance [2026-03-23 22:51:23] BlissRP : ni hao and namaste [2026-03-23 22:51:35] Gandalf the Grey : Harpuna Makata [2026-03-23 22:55:38] REKTakaMagicTric : lmao gotta ask ai make 8sec video with ahmed scarf and ak saying boom boom tel avi lmao [2026-03-23 22:56:40] contract details : Trolling? Me? [2026-03-23 22:57:13] contract details : Lying is typical of goyim but i restrain myself [2026-03-23 23:04:39] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 5280 DOGE @ 0.09374 ($496.75) [2026-03-23 23:11:07] REKTakaMagicTric : fk this ai it realy doesnt wanna nayone say in video tel avi [2026-03-23 23:12:04] REKTakaMagicTric : Gandalf the Grey: HAHA I MADE THIS FOR YOU https://gemini.google.com/share/ab43c930fc88 [2026-03-23 23:12:09] REKTakaMagicTric : boom bomm tel avi [2026-03-23 23:12:50] Gandalf the Grey : thank you [2026-03-23 23:12:48] Gandalf the Grey : Now we are on FBI watchlist [2026-03-23 23:12:58] REKTakaMagicTric : did u chek? [2026-03-23 23:13:09] REKTakaMagicTric : woth it [2026-03-23 23:13:16] REKTakaMagicTric : worth* [2026-03-23 23:14:10] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: I'm in too this banger worth it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-23 23:15:44] contract details : Remember to long after the scam:pepe: [2026-03-23 23:15:51] REKTakaMagicTric : not sure where else post that video not get banned [2026-03-23 23:16:10] Dexul : contract details: let me know when the scam is over [2026-03-23 23:17:22] Shiro : Let me go play some COD before asia opening for anger management this markets and charts are broken till next week [2026-03-23 23:17:41] REKTakaMagicTric : join cs2? [2026-03-23 23:18:51] Shiro : REKTakaMagicTric: I used to be really good at it unfortunately I don't it on my pc right now [2026-03-23 23:19:25] REKTakaMagicTric : ah np, damm i loved cs 1.6 for modded maps [2026-03-23 23:20:04] Shiro : Dust 2 map 😁 [2026-03-23 23:20:24] REKTakaMagicTric : gotta just past again boom boom tel avi, see ya https://gemini.google.com/share/bb32bb4ba141 [2026-03-23 23:20:44] REKTakaMagicTric : damm im proud of myself [2026-03-23 23:21:07] BlissRP : i am ZEROing in on our targets [2026-03-23 23:21:09] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-23 23:21:25] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70416.3 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-23 23:24:03] Dexul : closed my long, now we fly, thank me later [2026-03-23 23:24:48] Gandalf the Grey : Nonbulliever [2026-03-23 23:26:39] Dexul : kekw [2026-03-23 23:41:41] contract details : powell plays guitar he cant be bad [2026-03-23 23:57:58] Gandalf the Grey : DO KEKOUT [2026-03-23 23:59:16] speedwell : Does anybody believe in this rally? [2026-03-23 23:59:26] Gandalf the Grey : Robert Kubica does [2026-03-23 23:59:41] Gandalf the Grey : Arturek xDDDDD [2026-03-24 00:00:41] PeacenLuv : poompahh lezgohh btc [2026-03-24 00:02:30] BlissRP : speedwell: i believe a new day brings a new unhinged tweett [2026-03-24 00:02:36] Gandalf the Grey : Ya Sharmoota [2026-03-24 00:02:38] BlissRP : so belief in the rally is irrelevantt [2026-03-24 00:03:36] speedwell : I've just ran out of milk and it's a 2hr return trip to the store and I'll need a loan from the bank to get fuel... [2026-03-24 00:03:46] Gandalf the Grey : pnl is the same whether you believe or not [2026-03-24 00:04:59] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: 0? [2026-03-24 00:05:02] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-24 00:05:16] Gandalf the Grey : 8100 and zero at the end [2026-03-24 00:05:18] Gandalf the Grey : Arturek style [2026-03-24 00:05:29] BlissRP : wen barturek? [2026-03-24 00:05:45] Gandalf the Grey : Bober kurwaa [2026-03-24 00:05:50] Gandalf the Grey : Pingwin kurwa [2026-03-24 00:05:52] speedwell : The cat is pissed. [2026-03-24 00:05:55] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-03-24 00:07:05] Gandalf the Grey : Egypt is Arab Mexico [2026-03-24 00:07:22] Shiro : speedwell: definitely if you gave them bulla milk they gonna be upset you need to try human milk as it's lactose free [2026-03-24 00:07:43] BlissRP : i require kektose free [2026-03-24 00:07:45] Gandalf the Grey : Imagine milking Kamala xDDDD [2026-03-24 00:07:54] Gandalf the Grey : Then Biden drinks and his dementia is cured [2026-03-24 00:07:55] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣😂 [2026-03-24 00:07:56] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: youd be drunk on sight [2026-03-24 00:08:11] BlissRP : dont even need to drink it [2026-03-24 00:08:16] BlissRP : the fumes are enough [2026-03-24 00:08:23] Gandalf the Grey : Just let her talk yeah [2026-03-24 00:08:26] Shiro : Human milk is the best full of nutrients specially if your wife or gf she's a hot chick [2026-03-24 00:08:32] Gandalf the Grey : Cardy B for president [2026-03-24 00:08:54] Gandalf the Grey : Poosay juice after that lol [2026-03-24 00:09:02] BlissRP : doja cat for under the table first lady [2026-03-24 00:09:11] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: wth 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 00:09:17] Gandalf the Grey : Agora Hills national anthem [2026-03-24 00:09:20] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [2026-03-24 00:09:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0014 XBT @ 70871.2 ($99.20) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-24 00:09:35] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro minster of defence [2026-03-24 00:09:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10400 USD @ 70819.8 [2026-03-24 00:09:44] Gandalf the Grey : Finnic minister of finance [2026-03-24 00:09:46] Gandalf the Grey : ahahahahahaha [2026-03-24 00:10:00] Shiro : :arthur: [2026-03-24 00:10:07] Gandalf the Grey : :nigger: [2026-03-24 00:10:25] BlissRP : minister of defiance [2026-03-24 00:10:35] BlissRP : holding short stronk to 80kek [2026-03-24 00:10:42] Shiro : BlissRP: 😂 [2026-03-24 00:12:56] speedwell : top of the range, march 29th? 77k [2026-03-24 00:12:59] Shiro : BlissRP: bro why you shouldn't not let an American capitalist bluff you [2026-03-24 00:13:08] BlissRP : shouldnt not [2026-03-24 00:13:13] BlissRP : so i should let him? [2026-03-24 00:13:15] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-24 00:13:26] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 70666 [2026-03-24 00:13:49] BlissRP : i am tempted to close all ngl [2026-03-24 00:14:01] BlissRP : cause tomorrows surprise carpet bombs are in my mind [2026-03-24 00:14:20] Shiro : BlissRP: new twitt new day [2026-03-24 00:18:25] Shiro : https://youtu.be/vbvn_m4G0IY?si=glMG_aOOmEpr2sxk [2026-03-24 00:24:42] contract details : BlissRP: That's it they should make flying carpet-like drones [2026-03-24 00:26:31] PeacenLuv : incoming pump btc longittup [2026-03-24 00:27:11] PeacenLuv : war has a lot to do with money so im focusing on btc [2026-03-24 00:31:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 15 XRP @ 1.4218 ($21.32) [2026-03-24 00:32:31] thankyousomuch : china will bring bullran safe to 1k [2026-03-24 00:32:39] thankyousomuch : :pepe:📏 [2026-03-24 00:36:47] PeacenLuv : longstops up btc 70444 [2026-03-24 00:37:38] PeacenLuv : 70576 long entry pooompahh btc lezgohh . see u in hell btc berazzez [2026-03-24 00:37:56] PeacenLuv : mwaaaahhhhaahhahaahaahaaahhh [2026-03-24 00:38:17] PeacenLuv : u gotta luvitt [2026-03-24 00:38:23] PeacenLuv : RonnieREKT: [2026-03-24 00:39:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 4440 DOGE @ 0.09333 ($414.32) [2026-03-24 00:39:02] PeacenLuv : pump euro buck [2026-03-24 00:39:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70429.1 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-24 00:40:38] PeacenLuv : vukkkkk long entry btc 70402 [2026-03-24 00:41:01] PeacenLuv : vukdudez get with it btcz gunnacpump [2026-03-24 00:42:47] PeacenLuv : no more eating earth dogs thatz sick [2026-03-24 00:44:03] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 70508 fingerz crossed [2026-03-24 00:50:48] PeacenLuv : roll the vukinn windows up btc bullah safety meeting [2026-03-24 00:53:52] PeacenLuv : k try again devilz advocate longstops up 70666 [2026-03-24 00:54:10] PeacenLuv : ooooohhhhweeeeee baybeeeee [2026-03-24 00:54:40] PeacenLuv : thats hellfire trigger finger btc longs at werk weeeeeeewoooooh [2026-03-24 00:55:08] PeacenLuv : touch that to a roazee clitoris [2026-03-24 00:56:42] PeacenLuv : i been trtin to help u all make munnee n get along in here and provide a rotten example of a good trader [2026-03-24 00:57:53] PeacenLuv : btc price is teally up n down but mostly up [2026-03-24 00:58:23] PeacenLuv : thats why we touched or kissed 126500 [2026-03-24 00:58:47] PeacenLuv : per 1 unit its schitty usd though . beerz better [2026-03-24 01:00:11] PeacenLuv : beer softens up the landing during fights [2026-03-24 01:00:58] PeacenLuv : gimme an octagon cage a few litescof beer n zuckerburger [2026-03-24 01:01:26] PeacenLuv : 1/th of a keg or so [2026-03-24 01:01:41] PeacenLuv : 1/7th [2026-03-24 01:02:27] PeacenLuv : i want a zuckerburger scar [2026-03-24 01:02:46] PeacenLuv : vukin hit me dude thung [2026-03-24 01:03:20] PeacenLuv : its personal i dont sit well on fb [2026-03-24 01:03:54] PeacenLuv : x is for pedoz likecoprah [2026-03-24 01:04:16] PeacenLuv : talks to a crowd then eatscthem too [2026-03-24 01:04:42] PeacenLuv : more than 5 kiloz of crak up her skirrt [2026-03-24 01:05:09] PeacenLuv : i cant look [2026-03-24 01:05:11] Gandalf the Grey : tomorrow orange man gonna tweet and we dumpa [2026-03-24 01:06:36] PeacenLuv : looks like btcz good to go im using stops and theyre not getting hit 70444 [2026-03-24 01:07:03] PeacenLuv : vuk 70666 [2026-03-24 01:07:30] PeacenLuv : asians trading [2026-03-24 01:10:39] BlissRP : contract details: on a magic carpet ride ser [2026-03-24 01:10:43] BlissRP : a whole new world [2026-03-24 01:16:43] PeacenLuv : ill b takin a walk down ez street soon thnx btc [2026-03-24 01:16:53] Finnic99 : Still only 70500 after the news from yesterday [2026-03-24 01:17:25] BlissRP : weak ass tweet [2026-03-24 01:18:24] Finnic99 : It's not going down because of the war in my opinion. Markets are just naturally cooking off after 3 straight years of going up [2026-03-24 01:18:50] Finnic99 : People already invested and the rates aren't that favourable right now [2026-03-24 01:19:12] Finnic99 : Even if absolute ceasefire markets will keep falling this year [2026-03-24 01:20:06] Finnic99 : Sub 70k weekly [2026-03-24 01:20:23] Gandalf the Grey : I dunno I think buying dips is better for now [2026-03-24 01:20:26] Gandalf the Grey : short is not confirmed [2026-03-24 01:20:32] PeacenLuv : schitty employees comes with money [2026-03-24 01:20:36] Gandalf the Grey : only for scalpu / gamble after pump [2026-03-24 01:20:51] PeacenLuv : familiarity breeds contempt [2026-03-24 01:21:18] Finnic99 : Volume has gone already, no purchases here [2026-03-24 01:22:11] Finnic99 : As it stands I won't buy on spot above 70k [2026-03-24 01:22:15] Finnic99 : Or long [2026-03-24 01:22:26] Finnic99 : I'll only buy small at 65-70k [2026-03-24 01:22:32] Finnic99 : Buy heavier lower [2026-03-24 01:23:23] Finnic99 : That's why this range is taking so long, sellers only have slow weak ass buys to sell into [2026-03-24 01:24:09] Finnic99 : Any move up quickly tumbles back down [2026-03-24 01:24:42] Finnic99 : In fact probably sub 69k by Thursday or so [2026-03-24 01:32:20] Gandalf the Grey : time to open 20x longo boooys [2026-03-24 01:39:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 4540 DOGE @ 0.09281 ($421.23) [2026-03-24 01:40:16] Shiro : I don't think so seems scam wick going to collapse [2026-03-24 01:40:25] Shiro : Sad 🥲 [2026-03-24 01:41:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70387.4 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-24 01:44:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1 ETH @ 2125.51 ($2,125.12) - Liquidated so hard the exchange sent flowers [2026-03-24 01:48:35] REKTakaMagicTric : executed so hard* thats why flowers? [2026-03-24 01:49:33] Finnic99 : Sub 70k incoming [2026-03-24 01:50:19] Finnic99 : You're reading the road signs wrong. My big buys will be filled no matter what [2026-03-24 01:50:31] Finnic99 : Another big dump [2026-03-24 01:50:48] Shiro : Seems sub 60s we let an American capitalist fool us with he's bluff [2026-03-24 01:51:32] Shiro : 68 maybe I'll rethink about another long [2026-03-24 01:51:36] Shiro : Or maybe 66 [2026-03-24 01:51:41] Finnic99 : Going to open my biggest ever buys in low 50s or high 40s [2026-03-24 01:52:10] Shiro : Still 60-62 might hold who knows [2026-03-24 01:52:35] Finnic99 : 60-68k is zone to take small buyw [2026-03-24 01:52:40] Finnic99 : Buys [2026-03-24 01:52:57] Finnic99 : 70k can f off [2026-03-24 01:53:11] Finnic99 : Only bargain the best deals [2026-03-24 01:53:21] BlissRP : hehe [2026-03-24 01:53:39] BlissRP : turn volume off if you cant read it ser [2026-03-24 01:53:41] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-24 01:56:12] Finnic99 : Only the impatient buy here [2026-03-24 02:04:19] PeacenLuv : long entry 70628 pumpittup btc [2026-03-24 02:04:22] PeacenLuv : Finnic99: [2026-03-24 02:04:57] PeacenLuv : adding longs btc forevuhhhh [2026-03-24 02:20:04] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 70408 pumpittup dirt cheap buys [2026-03-24 02:42:40] thankyousomuch : Btc was created to short not to long [2026-03-24 02:43:03] thankyousomuch : :pepe:📏 [2026-03-24 02:43:55] thankyousomuch : Finnic99: yes in 87 years the bullrun will start [2026-03-24 02:44:41] Shiro : Just long the top and short the bottom that might work [2026-03-24 02:46:05] thankyousomuch : Btc was created to short not to long [2026-03-24 02:46:26] thankyousomuch : :pepe:📉 [2026-03-24 02:50:36] thankyousomuch : 📉 [2026-03-24 02:51:09] thankyousomuch : bullrin to 1k [2026-03-24 02:51:17] thankyousomuch : bullrun to 1k [2026-03-24 02:53:21] Shiro : 1k not gonna hold 🤣 [2026-03-24 02:58:13] thankyousomuch : bye backwardsbulls [2026-03-24 02:59:00] thankyousomuch : bye Nullmaster :üepe: [2026-03-24 02:59:07] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-03-24 03:20:21] PeacenLuv : Finnic99: long entry 70464 gewd luk waitin boss . 😁😍😘 [2026-03-24 03:25:53] PeacenLuv : longstops up 70508 [2026-03-24 03:26:17] thankyousomuch : for every $ up 1k down [2026-03-24 03:32:14] hhkkh : what will happen when everyone find out trump was lying about the cease fire [2026-03-24 03:40:03] PeacenLuv : wooohhweee long the green 3hr xbtusdperp bullish chart for the newcomers join the btc crowd [2026-03-24 03:40:15] PeacenLuv : no vol 5 min btc [2026-03-24 03:40:18] PeacenLuv : india [2026-03-24 03:40:35] PeacenLuv : or where the sun shines most i gezz [2026-03-24 03:40:45] PeacenLuv : vukin browneez [2026-03-24 03:41:04] PeacenLuv : hhkkh: trump alwayz liez [2026-03-24 03:41:16] PeacenLuv : find out wtf [2026-03-24 03:41:29] PeacenLuv : thats their leader they voted him in [2026-03-24 03:41:36] PeacenLuv : bought bhitchez [2026-03-24 03:41:51] PeacenLuv : us citizenz the voters [2026-03-24 03:42:01] PeacenLuv : too many fewlz [2026-03-24 03:42:04] PeacenLuv : imho [2026-03-24 03:42:09] PeacenLuv : humbling [2026-03-24 03:42:33] PeacenLuv : 5min beauty floor appearz bullish [2026-03-24 03:42:51] PeacenLuv : 70383 longstops [2026-03-24 03:43:14] PeacenLuv : put a horizontal there n bet yur enemeez [2026-03-24 03:43:47] PeacenLuv : handz up btc berazzez whos flyin the pride flag noww [2026-03-24 03:44:29] PeacenLuv : yeah bhitchez hanzup while i kiku in dahnutz n drop yur drawers for yur loot [2026-03-24 03:44:42] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁😁kindlee thnx peace [2026-03-24 03:45:04] BlissRP : nukez are boolish [2026-03-24 03:46:01] PeacenLuv : riding up under cetral wave on 6hr woooowheeeehhh mofkr [2026-03-24 03:48:25] Shiro : It's gonna be upsidedown boom 💥🤣 [2026-03-24 03:48:50] Shiro : If we're lucky maybe 65 going to hold [2026-03-24 03:49:13] Shiro : 69600 next [2026-03-24 03:49:18] speedwell : very exciting [2026-03-24 03:49:41] speedwell : no milk today.. [2026-03-24 03:49:45] Shiro : Probably str8 down to 68100 [2026-03-24 03:49:52] speedwell : remember that song? [2026-03-24 03:49:57] Shiro : speedwell: what kind of milk? [2026-03-24 03:50:18] Shiro : Human milk chocolate would be nice 🤣 [2026-03-24 03:51:14] speedwell : Herman's https://youtu.be/wdCHlJoAP8I?si=qc9V4cbtCl_Cmmuk [2026-03-24 03:51:29] speedwell : be careful,... [2026-03-24 03:52:15] Shiro : speedwell: nice one I'll play this for my gf today 😂 [2026-03-24 03:52:35] speedwell : pure torture [2026-03-24 03:52:46] speedwell : plays in head for months [2026-03-24 03:53:12] Shiro : Let's see what's her reaction I'll tell her some random guy send me this on trollbox 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 03:53:49] Shiro : Probably from tomorrow on she's not letting me come here and talking about bullpoopoo anymore 😂 [2026-03-24 03:55:34] speedwell : Shiro: If she plays up, just say...no milk today. [2026-03-24 03:56:09] Shiro : I should say no creampie today 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 03:56:18] Shiro : She's never milking me anyway [2026-03-24 03:56:43] speedwell : Shiro: Some advice. [2026-03-24 03:57:18] Shiro : I like advices tell me [2026-03-24 03:57:24] speedwell : Sex for a woman begins from outside, from the space she enters [2026-03-24 03:57:33] speedwell : the room [2026-03-24 03:57:39] speedwell : the smallls [2026-03-24 03:57:47] speedwell : how she is treated [2026-03-24 03:57:56] speedwell : slowly she warms [2026-03-24 03:58:13] speedwell : it can take weeks, days, hours [2026-03-24 03:59:05] speedwell : she is not fast food, or some trash you found on the street [2026-03-24 03:59:07] Shiro : But probably as soon as this song play she's gonna kill me she definitely think I'm coming here and having funs with some hot chicks and they're sending me this [2026-03-24 03:59:44] speedwell : balance [2026-03-24 03:59:53] Shiro : And I'm so tired to explain I'm here only to make stupid decisions and getting rekt 10times a day 🤣💔🥲 [2026-03-24 04:00:02] speedwell : if you respect her you can do what ever you want [2026-03-24 04:00:36] Shiro : And only chatting with some high IQ tick guys like @bmagic who's talking about his D 24/7 🤣 [2026-03-24 04:00:42] Shiro : What a life [2026-03-24 04:01:08] BlissRP : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM [2026-03-24 04:01:09] speedwell : this place is a ship of fools, and she knows it. [2026-03-24 04:01:16] BlissRP : speedwell: ^ [2026-03-24 04:01:45] Shiro : BlissRP: wtf is this 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 04:01:51] BlissRP : a fkin banger [2026-03-24 04:01:56] BlissRP : og banger [2026-03-24 04:02:05] Shiro : BlissRP: this guy call us fools @speedwell 💔🥲 [2026-03-24 04:02:12] BlissRP : <3 [2026-03-24 04:02:36] Shiro : You remember I used to call everyone only fools and hourses 🤣 [2026-03-24 04:02:42] Shiro : Karma biatch karma [2026-03-24 04:04:11] BlissRP : then you married the short scalp [2026-03-24 04:04:13] BlissRP : and here we are [2026-03-24 04:04:52] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-24 04:05:11] speedwell : What I find interesting is that, sex is really important. control of women through history has been key [2026-03-24 04:05:37] speedwell : and at the same time, it's silly [2026-03-24 04:05:50] Shiro : At least this one right now is better than the other one I opened last year from 84 all the way to 98 and hit my sl at 86 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-24 04:06:12] BlissRP : oof [2026-03-24 04:06:21] BlissRP : we take it as a win [2026-03-24 04:06:46] speedwell : when I make love to my super model ex girlfriend I sometimes make silly noises to remind us both of how silly it all is. [2026-03-24 04:06:48] Shiro : That one gave me some grey hairs down there 😂 [2026-03-24 04:07:32] Shiro : speedwell: I can't get erected before I get rekted 🥲💔 [2026-03-24 04:08:02] Shiro : Or I need to use bluepills when the market is not good with me 😂💔 [2026-03-24 04:08:11] 45th_blown_account : sitmex should include Baron indicator :arthur: very strong [2026-03-24 04:08:51] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: when we can have melania indicator sir?! [2026-03-24 04:10:20] speedwell : BlissRP: Important track. [2026-03-24 04:10:36] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: there was an island but its closed now :kek: [2026-03-24 04:10:51] BlissRP : speedwell: era defining ser [2026-03-24 04:11:05] PeacenLuv : wen the btc 6hr btc turns green ill b in happy town [2026-03-24 04:11:21] speedwell : BlissRP: Male defining ser [2026-03-24 04:11:28] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: I thought that island is only for kids and hotdogs!!!! [2026-03-24 04:11:40] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-03-24 04:11:56] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: and pizzas :kek: [2026-03-24 04:12:11] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: and jerky [2026-03-24 04:13:02] Shiro : I wanna island full of melania and Giorgio [2026-03-24 04:13:07] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: you think Melania was pump and dump ? President family with only 6 bankruptcies in their history have never scammed anyone before :kek: [2026-03-24 04:13:08] PeacenLuv : 71043 the high on this forming 3hr closes at the end of its period [2026-03-24 04:13:53] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: yeah fully trusted family holly guys [2026-03-24 04:14:32] PeacenLuv : last 5min close was green inverted hammer on a high bullish btc chart form [2026-03-24 04:14:49] PeacenLuv : buy this red 5min is great entry for life low [2026-03-24 04:15:02] PeacenLuv : imho [2026-03-24 04:15:07] PeacenLuv : jmho [2026-03-24 04:15:16] 45th_blown_account : when baron coin ? :kek: i am sure not another pump and dump like Donald and Melania @Shiro [2026-03-24 04:15:18] Shiro : PeacenLuv: yeah 5mins green and next 500 years red [2026-03-24 04:15:25] PeacenLuv : btc get rich quik scheme [2026-03-24 04:15:52] PeacenLuv : go bmex token [2026-03-24 04:16:52] PeacenLuv : 1 week chart bmex token sitting on a low for its life [2026-03-24 04:16:53] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: he's not adult yet I guess as soon as he's getting old enough [2026-03-24 04:18:18] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: u think `never sell your bitcoin` was a hint to sell your bitcoin? :kek: [2026-03-24 04:18:45] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: look at Eric he's so busy to building up a power plant next to he's biggest mining filed in the world with the tax payers money [2026-03-24 04:18:58] Shiro : Such a respectable family [2026-03-24 04:19:02] Shiro : No doubt [2026-03-24 04:19:34] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: he is certainly taking the bitcoins for himself and leave the debts in the company to accumulate :kek: [2026-03-24 04:20:44] Shiro : I hope one of these days melania files a divorce and scam the hell out of them well [2026-03-24 04:22:44] speedwell : I hope one of these days people focus on their lives instead of others [2026-03-24 04:23:18] 45th_blown_account : yeah and she can go at McDonalds and flip burgers :arthur: bet on the least possible to happen, it will happen [2026-03-24 04:23:23] Shiro : We're all lifeless and hopeless who lefted in the dust [2026-03-24 04:25:01] speedwell : Disassociation is perhaps the greatest sin. Not living your life. [2026-03-24 04:25:27] Shiro : Where's @bmagic we need he's D on the line to dump this poopoo [2026-03-24 04:25:34] Shiro : @bmagic 👋🏻 [2026-03-24 04:28:37] migozelaaa : 48k [2026-03-24 04:28:55] Shiro : 3k 😂 [2026-03-24 04:30:25] Shiro : But joking aside 69600 coming [2026-03-24 04:30:57] Shiro : If it's not hold 68100 [2026-03-24 04:31:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.0500 ETH @ 2135.42 ($106.77) [2026-03-24 04:32:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 70324.7 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-24 04:44:31] PeacenLuv : i jumped off the bannanana its tipping [2026-03-24 04:49:33] Shiro : PeacenLuv: are you tripping? [2026-03-24 04:50:28] Shiro : Count to 10 and we're saying ciaociao to 70 [2026-03-24 05:00:12] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 70326 [2026-03-24 05:00:19] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh [2026-03-24 05:04:31] Shiro : RonnieREKT: Ronnie where are you mate! What's popping? 🍾 [2026-03-24 05:05:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 70179.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-24 05:06:21] PeacenLuv : longstops up 70158 [2026-03-24 05:06:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0003 XBT @ 70170.6 ($21.05) - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-24 05:06:40] Shiro : Dump of center loading up 😂🧨 [2026-03-24 05:23:07] iFinex_Scam : service bugged ? can't fetch margin ? [2026-03-24 05:24:20] BlissRP : iFinex_Scam: its for your own good ser [2026-03-24 05:24:42] iFinex_Scam : damm Arthur rug me @admin ? [2026-03-24 05:25:37] iFinex_Scam : tell me the truth bro Arthur REKT me or not [2026-03-24 05:28:51] Gaunter-O-Dimm : what th fuck [2026-03-24 05:28:56] Gaunter-O-Dimm : what [2026-03-24 05:29:00] Gaunter-O-Dimm : the [2026-03-24 05:29:04] Gaunter-O-Dimm : fuc.k [2026-03-24 05:29:04] iFinex_Scam : on log in web an unable to fetch user margin notice and session expire fats and furious [2026-03-24 05:30:22] HosiUhang : What the fuk [2026-03-24 05:30:27] Gaunter-O-Dimm : "Server's dead. Spam the support link: bitmex.com/contact" [2026-03-24 05:30:37] Gaunter-O-Dimm : wtf ! [2026-03-24 05:32:21] iFinex_Scam : u too? http session expired ? [2026-03-24 05:33:08] BlissRP : ggwp [2026-03-24 05:33:10] Gaunter-O-Dimm : yes [2026-03-24 05:33:14] Gaunter-O-Dimm : wtf ! [2026-03-24 05:33:37] iFinex_Scam : must be a security protocol relax [2026-03-24 05:33:55] iFinex_Scam : our fortune is safe [2026-03-24 05:38:06] iFinex_Scam : kkkk some orders in the orderbook kakakakakkak bot owners will be angry [2026-03-24 05:51:48] Shiro : Funds arue safu hahahaha 😆 [2026-03-24 05:53:05] Shiro : For a sec I thought @PeacenLuv revenge hacked me 🤣😂 [2026-03-24 05:59:08] BitMEX_Chase : Hi, we experienced a temporary login issue, but it has now been resolved. We apologize for any inconvenience caused. Please check https://status.bitmex.com/ if you encounter any system issues. Thank you for your patience! [2026-03-24 05:59:24] BitMEX_Chase : funds are safuuuuu ❤️ [2026-03-24 05:59:48] Shiro : BitMEX_Chase: 🙏🏻😘 [2026-03-24 06:00:34] Shiro : To be honest best customer service ever on here, the support answering back in just a sec amazing ❤️🙏🏻 [2026-03-24 06:00:35] BlissRP : BitMEX_Chase: yay we back [2026-03-24 06:01:01] Shiro : BlissRP: let's continue to get rekt 🤣 [2026-03-24 06:01:45] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-24 06:04:03] Shiro : I heard the rumour @PeacenLuv was involved with this https attack 🤣 [2026-03-24 06:04:51] BlissRP : knew he was evil as soon as i saw his sunglasses and bicycle [2026-03-24 06:05:16] Shiro : :arthur: [2026-03-24 06:05:38] marlo : i thing trump is a layer and go short [2026-03-24 06:06:45] Shiro : Trump he's just a typical capitalist bluffer shorts are safu [2026-03-24 06:09:02] BlissRP : like a brick layer or an egg layer [2026-03-24 06:19:03] BlissRP : 1h getting toit like a toiger [2026-03-24 06:19:21] speedwell : How's the peace? [2026-03-24 06:19:48] speedwell : the piece...the pace? [2026-03-24 06:20:23] speedwell : the price! [2026-03-24 06:21:19] Shiro : There's only one peace on here and that's lord peacenluv [2026-03-24 06:21:26] Shiro : /zen 5m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 5 minutes zen mode Shiro. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ``` [2026-03-24 06:59:25] PeacenLuv : lookout beloow btc [2026-03-24 07:06:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 4530 DOGE @ 0.09417 ($426.53) [2026-03-24 07:07:50] BlissRP : do you will it? [2026-03-24 07:10:41] BlissRP : DO YOU WILL IT?!?!?!?!! [2026-03-24 07:15:29] PeacenLuv : short here btc [2026-03-24 08:04:51] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-24 08:12:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMM [2026-03-24 08:23:48] 45th_blown_account : 3k imminent :doge: [2026-03-24 08:25:58] contract details : :downrocket: [2026-03-24 08:28:46] neki : qaaah the chopp-ah [2026-03-24 08:28:53] neki : get to the choppparrr!!!! [2026-03-24 08:29:25] Gandalf the Grey : do a breakout kurwa [2026-03-24 08:29:27] Gandalf the Grey : ugh [2026-03-24 08:29:59] BlissRP : patience, my patients [2026-03-24 08:30:07] BlissRP : it is a tight squeeze [2026-03-24 08:31:05] contract details : the bera broke waters [2026-03-24 08:31:24] contract details : baby beras were born covered in gold and kurwas :pepe: [2026-03-24 08:34:36] Gandalf the Grey : Arturek is on top [2026-03-24 08:36:14] BlissRP : its almost time for barturek [2026-03-24 08:39:58] neki : fekk it.. im closing half my short here goin full bullius maximus. [2026-03-24 08:40:14] neki : shorthedge ofc. none of this bera crap for me [2026-03-24 08:40:47] BlissRP : short??? [2026-03-24 08:41:00] BlissRP : weirdo doing weird things while i will it [2026-03-24 08:41:02] BlissRP : AGAIN [2026-03-24 08:41:08] contract details : short of cash [2026-03-24 08:41:10] contract details : ÑpepeÑ [2026-03-24 08:41:17] BlissRP : nyepepenye [2026-03-24 08:41:17] contract details : hehe ñ´hehe [2026-03-24 08:41:40] neki : BlissRP: naah dawg this is pu$$y residue from 73181 [2026-03-24 08:41:58] BlissRP : wonderful m'lord [2026-03-24 08:42:08] BlissRP : dont pull a shiro now [2026-03-24 08:42:32] neki : I need to sleep as well.. so bera sings lullaby.. dont worry im net long with long bias :D [2026-03-24 08:48:54] bmagic : Duamp it [2026-03-24 08:59:40] BlissRP : damp it to 80kek [2026-03-24 09:08:23] Mr. Axelrod : who is winning :pepe: [2026-03-24 09:11:25] neki : the chupacabraa [2026-03-24 09:18:15] neki : what the fekk is this pause? [2026-03-24 09:18:23] neki : gimme some moveement miothafokka [2026-03-24 09:19:26] REKTakaMagicTric : btc volatiotion = trump emotions, trump prbly medidating [2026-03-24 09:20:54] ninnk : https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/eric-trump-invests-israeli-drone-maker-xtends-merger-with-florida-construction-2026-02-17/ [2026-03-24 09:21:05] ninnk : clown world [2026-03-24 09:22:23] ninnk : >By Reuters February 17, 2026 [2026-03-24 09:22:39] ninnk : >The 2026 Iran war began on 28 February 2026 [2026-03-24 09:22:53] ninnk : 🤡🤡🤡 [2026-03-24 09:24:45] ninnk : https://www.tradingview.com/x/LkPrguoZ/ jfb dumped on the same day tho :kek: [2026-03-24 09:24:52] Traczii : :doge: [2026-03-24 09:27:15] Traczii : BitMEX_Chase: Arthur just testing the waters before he rugpulls us :arthur: :pepe: [2026-03-24 09:28:28] Traczii : but issa ok he penetrated me & others many times already I dont feel anythin anymore :pepe: [2026-03-24 09:29:17] Dario1 : :arthur: [2026-03-24 09:37:08] 45th_blown_account : BMEX almost 10 cents @Traczii :doge: [2026-03-24 09:37:15] 45th_blown_account : :bmex: :doge: :bmex: [2026-03-24 09:38:06] Traczii : 45th_blown_account: :bmex: [2026-03-24 09:38:20] 45th_blown_account : :Catjam: [2026-03-24 09:38:35] bluemaster : Tomorrow Bitfinex have maintenance for 6 hours ( from 8 am UTC), you know what that mean ... 👽 [2026-03-24 09:40:35] bluemaster : Paolo Ardoino not even close to good old Arthur wicks [2026-03-24 09:48:25] neki : bluemaster: aa good times [2026-03-24 09:49:02] neki : I remember being absomlutely horrified any time bmex announced maintenance [2026-03-24 09:49:31] neki : there was a lot that needed to be "maintained"m, too :D [2026-03-24 09:50:26] bluemaster : neki: BitFinance not Bitmex [2026-03-24 09:53:04] neki : bluemaster: i know I know, I was commentig on the comparison with Arthur u made :D [2026-03-24 09:54:41] bluemaster : @hotdogs is here and looks like he had mercy on few of my positions ... [2026-03-24 10:15:57] Shawn-Williams : Make sure- last time 75k+ before going below 60k. 4 more weeks to go. enjoy your profits [2026-03-24 10:27:53] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -6,500 USD @ 71040.8911 ``` [2026-03-24 10:27:54] bmagic : Doom [2026-03-24 10:42:50] REKTakaMagicTric : idk im strong long rest of the year .. maybe some dumps incoming but still [2026-03-24 11:01:24] neki : what is this silence.. [2026-03-24 11:02:34] neki : maybe this is the Trump short<? [2026-03-24 11:02:47] neki : hmmh... family loaded finaly.. Tho at this price? [2026-03-24 11:02:54] Dario1 : Let it fly to 76K [2026-03-24 11:02:58] neki : Barron needs atleast 100k [2026-03-24 11:03:08] Dario1 : there will be pullbacks along the way [2026-03-24 11:03:15] neki : cuz he bad, needs alot of margin room .:D [2026-03-24 11:03:16] Dario1 : and it could take days [2026-03-24 11:03:33] Dario1 : and Trump could ruin it any moment with his next twit [2026-03-24 11:03:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0040 XBT @ 71021.5 ($284.05) - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-24 11:03:39] neki : it corekt to 69 first [2026-03-24 11:03:41] Dario1 : but I’m bullish [2026-03-24 11:05:51] BMEXcheers : omg, a pin just dropped [2026-03-24 11:06:08] BMEXcheers : a guy who voted for trump in my team, legit southern accent n everything [2026-03-24 11:06:28] BMEXcheers : his gf is brazilian [2026-03-24 11:06:30] BMEXcheers : lmaooooo [2026-03-24 11:06:33] BMEXcheers : that meme [2026-03-24 11:06:36] Dario1 : Short Trump without hesitation [2026-03-24 11:06:42] BMEXcheers : 'never ask a racist the ethnicity of his gf' [2026-03-24 11:06:48] BMEXcheers : the meme writes itself [2026-03-24 11:07:02] Dario1 : lmao [2026-03-24 11:14:04] Gandalf the Grey : Arturek will get your money [2026-03-24 11:14:26] neki : Dario1: im guessing Thursday might set the final tone for the monthly close.. [2026-03-24 11:15:31] Dario1 : neki: sounds alright mate [2026-03-24 11:16:02] Dario1 : el rey arturo rules the waves :arthur: [2026-03-24 11:49:37] Gandalf the Grey : My name is ANTONIO MONTANA [2026-03-24 11:49:50] BMEXcheers : kek: https://www.reddit.com/r/justincaseyoumissedit/comments/1s25z96/iran_mocks_trump_with_toy_controller/ [2026-03-24 11:50:04] BMEXcheers : i dont condone any of the shit thats going because I, for one, am above it all [2026-03-24 11:50:18] BMEXcheers : but Iran making the funny pages :) [2026-03-24 11:50:39] neki : hmmh.. oil isheating up again.. [2026-03-24 12:05:10] REKTakaMagicTric : oili heating? wti +2,5% brent -1,6? nice heat [2026-03-24 12:08:12] neki : REKTakaMagicTric: wti is gettn another tap ag 104 atleast this week [2026-03-24 12:08:26] neki : so ya, nice heat :) [2026-03-24 12:12:00] Gandalf the Grey : this nonbullishness will be punished [2026-03-24 12:17:00] CaptainMooncoin : is bitmex leading other platforms in price movements? [2026-03-24 12:27:56] Gandalf the Grey : our daily volume is like 1h on binance [2026-03-24 12:28:08] Gandalf the Grey : probably less lol [2026-03-24 12:30:11] neki : no really, whats up wuth this price now.. we all waiting for murica or what? [2026-03-24 12:32:00] neki : murica gonna break the nicest bull flag we've seen inawhile... fkkin scammers [2026-03-24 12:35:27] PeacenLuv : 🎍long entry btc 70851 [2026-03-24 12:35:45] PeacenLuv : poompahh btc lezgohh [2026-03-24 12:36:44] PeacenLuv : longstops up 70758 [2026-03-24 12:43:13] BMEXcheers : SOUND THE ALARMS [2026-03-24 12:43:31] BMEXcheers : ive just cranked up the context window to 1M [2026-03-24 12:43:32] BMEXcheers : lol [2026-03-24 12:43:34] BMEXcheers : lets fooking cook [2026-03-24 12:57:22] bmagic : Dumpageddon coming