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[2026-03-23 10:23:17] BMEXcheers : we dont need your oil!
[2026-03-23 10:23:25] BMEXcheers : meanwhile oil prices rocket through the roof
[2026-03-23 10:23:26] BMEXcheers : heh
[2026-03-23 10:25:54] Gandalf the Grey : give me cocking oiluuuu
[2026-03-23 10:26:31] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: :pepe:
[2026-03-23 10:26:48] Gandalf the Grey : we gon take bitches to gas stations now
[2026-03-23 10:26:54] neki : Sooo.. what are chances that the DAO hacker was none other than Vitalik?
[2026-03-23 10:27:07] Gandalf the Grey : Vita Lick
[2026-03-23 10:27:21] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 68428
[2026-03-23 10:27:32] PeacenLuv : pumpittup
[2026-03-23 10:28:06] PeacenLuv : btc wutevvvrrr n b vukin deal
[2026-03-23 10:28:48] CaptainMooncoin : hello there bitmex friends and foes
[2026-03-23 10:30:41] CaptainMooncoin : we gonna reach 120k today???
[2026-03-23 10:31:12] Mr. Axelrod : CaptainMooncoin: yep as soon as US market opens
[2026-03-23 10:31:15] Mr. Axelrod : :kek:
[2026-03-23 10:36:45] PeacenLuv : usdfedz mkt vukin punkschitt they aint werth dyk btc is open now get withit longittup euro is in control now
[2026-03-23 10:37:22] PeacenLuv : btc supreme leader ya i a told yuh
[2026-03-23 10:37:46] PeacenLuv : BIG VUKIN DEAL BTC
[2026-03-23 10:38:18] PeacenLuv : go get yur vykin cheap butgrz n fries at rotten ronneez
[2026-03-23 10:39:21] PeacenLuv : wtf i dohn like werkin so i long btc got a prollem
[2026-03-23 10:39:26] PeacenLuv : withit
[2026-03-23 10:40:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68287.1 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-23 10:43:05] PeacenLuv : pumps r always better than dumps thats why 67k
[2026-03-23 10:43:25] PeacenLuv : 68kplus per 1 token
[2026-03-23 10:43:40] PeacenLuv : just usd thats a prollem
[2026-03-23 10:44:57] CaptainMooncoin : was that you @PeacenLuv ?
[2026-03-23 10:50:58] Shiro : Are you guys aware today is the world bear day?!🤣🐻
[2026-03-23 10:51:09] Shiro : https://www.holidaycalendar.io/holiday/world-bear-day
[2026-03-23 10:58:45] CaptainMooncoin : fuuk the bears
[2026-03-23 10:58:51] CaptainMooncoin : we going 260k
[2026-03-23 10:59:12] Dexul : :doge:
[2026-03-23 11:00:19] CaptainMooncoin : ok abandon ship right now
[2026-03-23 11:00:46] ninnk : Shiro: <3
[2026-03-23 11:05:01] PeacenLuv : vuk if she comes down from here im shorting the vukoutta the korn
[2026-03-23 11:05:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 110 Cont @ 2059.12 ($15,591.13) - Bye Bye butterfly!
[2026-03-23 11:05:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0126 XBT @ 68837.5 ($867.31) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-23 11:05:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 8260 DOGE @ 0.09052 ($747.47)
[2026-03-23 11:05:23] Dexul : weeeeeeeeeeeee
[2026-03-23 11:05:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SUIUSDT`: Buy 444.9000 SUI @ 0.908 ($403.84)
[2026-03-23 11:05:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 100 USD @ 68981.9 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-23 11:05:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 27 Cont @ 86.98 ($162.60)
[2026-03-23 11:05:35] 45th_blown_account : anyone has $4200 gold ? plz
[2026-03-23 11:05:38] Dexul : send it boys
[2026-03-23 11:05:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `LINKUSD`: Buy 27 Cont @ 8.798 ($164.81)
[2026-03-23 11:05:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 100 USD @ 69519.7 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-23 11:05:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 2683 Cont @ 2107.07 ($394,699.75) - Buenos Dias!
[2026-03-23 11:05:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.2007 XBT @ 69831.6 ($14,012.47)
[2026-03-23 11:05:56] PeacenLuv : 😄i dont trust this schitt 1 bit
[2026-03-23 11:06:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 800 USD @ 69856.9 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-23 11:06:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 1.3980 XBT @ 70021.2 ($97,836.92) - Wallet's feeling lighter, huh?
[2026-03-23 11:06:19] PeacenLuv : RonnieREKT: u go girl
[2026-03-23 11:06:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0726 XBT @ 70374.6 ($5,103.30)
[2026-03-23 11:06:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSDT`: Buy 2.7000 SOL @ 89.94 ($242.79)
[2026-03-23 11:06:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ASTERUSDT`: Buy 90 ASTER @ 0.6757 ($59.08)
[2026-03-23 11:06:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BCHUSD`: Buy 5 Cont @ 478.5 ($169.06)
[2026-03-23 11:06:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOTUSD`: Buy 56 Cont @ 1.463 ($57.89)
[2026-03-23 11:06:48] BlissRP : GIGA
[2026-03-23 11:06:50] BlissRP : LMAO
[2026-03-23 11:07:02] PeacenLuv : wow haulin azz btc
[2026-03-23 11:07:02] Traczii : :arthur:
[2026-03-23 11:07:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 534 Cont @ 1.4332 ($10,832.73) - No refunds :arthur:
[2026-03-23 11:07:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 10000 USD @ 70769.9
[2026-03-23 11:07:18] BlissRP : organic af
[2026-03-23 11:07:18] CaptainMooncoin : wooohhhooooo
[2026-03-23 11:07:27] CaptainMooncoin : 260k coming right now
[2026-03-23 11:07:28] Dexul : :doge: :doge: :doge:
[2026-03-23 11:07:30] PeacenLuv : watch for the ol pump n dump kids
[2026-03-23 11:07:40] Dexul : happy bear day everyone
[2026-03-23 11:07:41] Gandalf the Grey : finnic shorted?
[2026-03-23 11:08:15] Dexul : wtf happend ?
[2026-03-23 11:08:19] Dexul : s&P is printing
[2026-03-23 11:08:59] Traczii : *TRUMP: HAVE HAD TALKS WITH IRAN REGARDING END TO HOSTILIES
[2026-03-23 11:09:03] Traczii : :doge:
[2026-03-23 11:09:04] 45th_blown_account : BMEX 9 cents :arthur:
[2026-03-23 11:09:09] BlissRP : Traczii: noooooo
[2026-03-23 11:09:14] BlissRP : we need war
[2026-03-23 11:09:19] BlissRP : good for markets
[2026-03-23 11:09:38] Fund Sucker : Wtf. Equity futures just went from -1% to +2.5%
[2026-03-23 11:09:45] Traczii : 45th_blown_account: :bmex:
[2026-03-23 11:09:48] BlissRP : Fund Sucker: beautiful isnt it
[2026-03-23 11:09:52] BlissRP : algos having fun
[2026-03-23 11:10:08] kroleg666 : EURUSD PUMP
[2026-03-23 11:10:12] kroleg666 : whats going on
[2026-03-23 11:10:16] kroleg666 : Trump fired?
[2026-03-23 11:10:19] 45th_blown_account : Traczii: BMEX to the mooon . . . .:rocket:
[2026-03-23 11:10:24] kroleg666 : Iran surrendered?
[2026-03-23 11:10:27] Traczii : /orders bmex_usdt ``` :bitmex: BMEX_USDT: Sell 560,000 Cont @ 10 ```
[2026-03-23 11:10:28] 45th_blown_account : :bmex: :Doge: :bmex:
[2026-03-23 11:10:33] Traczii : :bmex:
[2026-03-23 11:10:46] Slowcount : @kroleg666 We surrendered
[2026-03-23 11:10:55] BlissRP : kroleg666: star atlas got to them first
[2026-03-23 11:11:06] 45th_blown_account : what in the name of bmex sell order :arthur: @Traczii
[2026-03-23 11:11:13] BlissRP : 3i atlas
[2026-03-23 11:11:14] BlissRP : w/e the fk
[2026-03-23 11:11:16] BlissRP : LOL
[2026-03-23 11:11:29] kroleg666 : long adidas all in NOW
[2026-03-23 11:11:55] bmagic : Ez
[2026-03-23 11:11:58] CaptainMooncoin : who just became a millionaire with this green dildo??
[2026-03-23 11:12:03] Traczii : 45th_blown_account: they just got unstaked gotta stake again :pepe:
[2026-03-23 11:12:04] BlissRP : bmagic: long the fear
[2026-03-23 11:12:04] bmagic : Bmagic strike again
[2026-03-23 11:12:12] BlissRP : no, gandalf strikes again
[2026-03-23 11:12:14] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-23 11:12:22] BlissRP : bmagic taking credit for gandalf trade again
[2026-03-23 11:12:25] BlissRP : shameless
[2026-03-23 11:12:33] BlissRP : narcissist
[2026-03-23 11:12:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 2.8030 XBT @ 71327.4 ($199,915.45) - There goes ur space money
[2026-03-23 11:12:49] neki : lol
[2026-03-23 11:12:50] MANsa_MOONsa : MOOON IT
[2026-03-23 11:12:56] 45th_blown_account : Traczii: yeah always stake to see the sweet emails :arthur:
[2026-03-23 11:12:59] kroleg666 : LONG DOGE
[2026-03-23 11:13:00] neki : majin i missed out on this opump
[2026-03-23 11:13:06] BlissRP : neki: wtf bro
[2026-03-23 11:13:09] BlissRP : i willed it for you
[2026-03-23 11:13:18] BlissRP : and you werent even long
[2026-03-23 11:13:19] BlissRP : smh
[2026-03-23 11:13:33] neki : BlissRP: naah dawg sure Im long.. just not the exposure I opted-for :D
[2026-03-23 11:13:38] ninnk : the fck :kek:
[2026-03-23 11:13:44] superkouk : that's bs
[2026-03-23 11:13:49] neki : got stopped out on one of the FUT contracts :D
[2026-03-23 11:13:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71237.2 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-23 11:14:06] neki : BlissRP: your will is well recieved :D
[2026-03-23 11:14:10] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 71305.3151 ```
[2026-03-23 11:14:11] BlissRP : neki: <3
[2026-03-23 11:14:49] BlissRP : orange man strikes again
[2026-03-23 11:14:57] BlissRP : weekend tweet to rekt bulls
[2026-03-23 11:15:10] BlissRP : monday tweet to rekt bera
[2026-03-23 11:15:13] BlissRP : :kek::
[2026-03-23 11:15:16] neki : BlissRP: ya this is 78 for sure on Murica session today
[2026-03-23 11:15:21] Traczii : @admin can u add xautusdt to tradfi category
[2026-03-23 11:15:40] kotelggg : Trump bought
[2026-03-23 11:15:40] MANsa_MOONsa : 75 MIN
[2026-03-23 11:15:48] MANsa_MOONsa : my short rekd
[2026-03-23 11:15:53] 45th_blown_account : https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116278159912794855
[2026-03-23 11:16:18] kroleg666 : 45th_blown_account: is it real?
[2026-03-23 11:16:37] 45th_blown_account : kroleg666: as real is his account in his sitty twitter :arthur:
[2026-03-23 11:17:06] kroleg666 : 45th_blown_account: is twitter real
[2026-03-23 11:17:09] kroleg666 : musk can write whatever right
[2026-03-23 11:17:35] Morph2k : Let me guess, Trump just said some words? 😕
[2026-03-23 11:17:54] kroleg666 : Morph2k: link above
[2026-03-23 11:18:14] Benobi : Ah yes. a truthsocial from m. TRUMP , the famous consistent man. Not the kind of man who would just throw idiotic thrats and and when he realised bluff is not working is just backing back up . Certainly not. A reliable source of information.
[2026-03-23 11:18:28] 45th_blown_account : kroleg666: its tweet for manipoolation . his friends longed just before the tweet. i dont trust it
[2026-03-23 11:18:44] kroleg666 : 45th_blown_account: fun fact - i was literally going to sell all stocks at loss and exit
[2026-03-23 11:18:51] Benobi : 45th_blown_account: well tbf i dont see wlfi or trump pumping that much thougg
[2026-03-23 11:18:52] kroleg666 : 10 minutes before that
[2026-03-23 11:18:53] kroleg666 : lmao
[2026-03-23 11:19:00] REKTakaMagicTric : wow short -450% long -360% im pro rekt
[2026-03-23 11:19:04] kroleg666 : they know exactly when desperation phase is for ppl
[2026-03-23 11:19:09] REKTakaMagicTric : long 380*
[2026-03-23 11:19:30] Gandalf the Grey : Love me some EU data pumpy
[2026-03-23 11:19:37] 45th_blown_account : Benobi: metals jumped, stocks didnt :kek: that`s why i dont trust it
[2026-03-23 11:19:56] BlissRP : 45th_blown_account: ???????
[2026-03-23 11:19:58] Gandalf the Grey : what if now 65k
[2026-03-23 11:19:59] Gandalf the Grey : hehe
[2026-03-23 11:20:02] kroleg666 : > WITCH WILL CONTINUE
[2026-03-23 11:20:06] kroleg666 : what, what witch???
[2026-03-23 11:20:08] kroleg666 : who's witch
[2026-03-23 11:20:15] ninnk : >I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD
[2026-03-23 11:20:16] 45th_blown_account : BlissRP: NVDA still 172. still AI bubble strong
[2026-03-23 11:20:19] REKTakaMagicTric : wow no wonder dax pumping.. fry day it was -4% now its +4% .. 0+-
[2026-03-23 11:20:31] ninnk : same playbook like tariffs. impose > postpone > rinse repeat
[2026-03-23 11:20:31] kroleg666 : ninnk: WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK
[2026-03-23 11:20:33] ninnk : lol
[2026-03-23 11:20:36] kroleg666 : there's some witch involved
[2026-03-23 11:20:40] kroleg666 : who is witch
[2026-03-23 11:20:53] REKTakaMagicTric : wow and oil price -10%
[2026-03-23 11:20:59] Dexul : what a time to be alive
[2026-03-23 11:21:02] Dexul : such a shitshow
[2026-03-23 11:21:06] kroleg666 : > FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD
[2026-03-23 11:21:15] kroleg666 : lmao, so that they can set up forces safely
[2026-03-23 11:21:19] BlissRP : 45th_blown_account: its 177 bozo
[2026-03-23 11:21:25] BlissRP : now 176
[2026-03-23 11:21:44] 45th_blown_account : BlissRP: :kek: ok you are the boss
[2026-03-23 11:21:52] BlissRP : indeed i am
[2026-03-23 11:21:53] REKTakaMagicTric : isnt today last chances for iran get war pause
[2026-03-23 11:21:54] BlissRP : and you are my son
[2026-03-23 11:21:59] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-23 11:22:55] BlissRP : anyone else want to be my son???
[2026-03-23 11:23:35] REKTakaMagicTric : as swe say pappa betalar.. daddy pays.. u can be my daddy
[2026-03-23 11:23:43] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-23 11:24:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70415.3 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-23 11:24:23] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -4,000 USD @ 71305.3151 ```
[2026-03-23 11:24:29] bmagic : Damn in taking profit too early
[2026-03-23 11:24:30] REKTakaMagicTric : so will i get new ferrari or lambo?
[2026-03-23 11:24:33] BlissRP : bmagic: yuge
[2026-03-23 11:24:44] Benobi : REKTakaMagicTric: yes and thats why trump backs up. Not because progres has been made because itherwise he would have to stick by his word. Exactly like for tariffs. He was just bluffing.
[2026-03-23 11:24:44] BitMEX_Emo : Traczii: Hey - I can forward to the product team, but no promises 😄
[2026-03-23 11:25:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 98 Cont @ 90.32 ($625.62)
[2026-03-23 11:25:51] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,000 USD @ 70527.8303 ```
[2026-03-23 11:25:58] REKTakaMagicTric : Benobi: not sure what you mean.. doi u mean market pumps in hope they make deal with iran today? or are they still going boots on the ground on that one island of iran oil hub
[2026-03-23 11:27:33] Benobi : Trumps said surrender or i will destroy you. IRAN said fuck off, do that and we fuck you even more. And now trump is in the position of the bluffing man who cant apply his threats for real. So...the only option to not look stupid is to pretend progress have been made and he have won.
[2026-03-23 11:28:41] Benobi : Hes like oh no we dont back up becauze were screwed, we back up because i won something. Something vague enough that you cant check, only words from my side but trust me, im someone of trust right ?
[2026-03-23 11:28:53] kroleg666 : Benobi: either that or he takes '5 days' timeout to set up his invasion forces safely
[2026-03-23 11:29:24] kroleg666 : also, if only putler did the same...
[2026-03-23 11:35:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70921.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-23 11:37:53] REKTakaMagicTric : Benobi: well sadly i think israel controll trump in this war.. israel was plaing bomb iranian elctricity infa.. escalte situation and trump cant leave :G
[2026-03-23 11:41:06] Benobi : Yes. My whole point is do not trust any word from this man
[2026-03-23 11:42:26] thankyousomuch : bullrun below 100k 😳
[2026-03-23 11:42:34] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket:
[2026-03-23 11:42:40] thankyousomuch : 😳
[2026-03-23 11:42:51] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 9,000 USD @ 70581.0941 ```
[2026-03-23 11:43:52] thankyousomuch : bmagic: rekt
[2026-03-23 11:44:27] MANsa_MOONsa : bmagic: kinda late but nice one
[2026-03-23 11:44:33] MANsa_MOONsa : hold until 75
[2026-03-23 11:45:11] PeacenLuv : long entry 70509 pumittup btc lezgohh fully bully
[2026-03-23 11:45:31] PeacenLuv : wango tango btc
[2026-03-23 11:46:04] bmagic : MANsa_MOONsa: i’m not late. Im 640% ROI
[2026-03-23 11:46:18] bluemaster : shame I did not panic like most of wankers here and cut in a loss 😎
[2026-03-23 11:46:23] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 273,400 USD @ 70959.7304 ```
[2026-03-23 11:46:28] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ```
[2026-03-23 11:46:43] thankyousomuch : MANsa_MOONsa: lol rekt
[2026-03-23 11:46:46] MANsa_MOONsa : says u entered at 70,581........ we are at 70,500
[2026-03-23 11:46:52] Dario1 : Benobi: You know Trump very well +1
[2026-03-23 11:46:53] thankyousomuch : bluemaster: rektmaster
[2026-03-23 11:46:58] thankyousomuch : Nulmaster:pepe:
[2026-03-23 11:47:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 2530 DOGE @ 0.09277 ($234.66)
[2026-03-23 11:47:07] bluemaster : MANsa_MOONsa: holding this for few weeks already
[2026-03-23 11:47:10] thankyousomuch : RonnieREKT: 😌
[2026-03-23 11:47:24] Dario1 : A few years ago, PolitiFact did a fact-check on 1000 things Trump had said. These were the results:
[2026-03-23 11:47:33] MANsa_MOONsa : bluemaster: oh not you ... was talKING TO b magiv
[2026-03-23 11:47:46] MANsa_MOONsa : we;ll; my name is green
[2026-03-23 11:47:49] MANsa_MOONsa : so we go up
[2026-03-23 11:47:51] thankyousomuch : life below 100k
[2026-03-23 11:47:51] Dario1 : True: ~3–5% Mostly True: ~7–10% Half True: ~12–15% Mostly False / False / Pants on Fire: ~70–75%
[2026-03-23 11:47:53] MANsa_MOONsa : follow the clors
[2026-03-23 11:48:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4900 USD @ 70105.6
[2026-03-23 11:48:04] thankyousomuch : MANsa_MOONsa: dont take drugs
[2026-03-23 11:48:06] Dario1 : :arthur:
[2026-03-23 11:48:08] thankyousomuch : its a short
[2026-03-23 11:48:21] MANsa_MOONsa : ok ill short a little
[2026-03-23 11:48:25] MANsa_MOONsa : just cuz LOL
[2026-03-23 11:48:29] bluemaster : Dario1: +1 I join green gang
[2026-03-23 11:48:54] Dario1 : bluemaster: Nice color mate 😎
[2026-03-23 11:49:00] Dario1 : so beautiful 😍
[2026-03-23 11:49:08] bluemaster : Dario1: Ramadan color
[2026-03-23 11:49:17] Dario1 : bluemaster: hehe
[2026-03-23 11:49:18] MANsa_MOONsa : GREEN GANG GREEN GANG
[2026-03-23 11:49:42] Fund Sucker : Iran has just came out and said, Trump hasn't spoken to anyone 😂
[2026-03-23 11:49:49] MANsa_MOONsa : lol
[2026-03-23 11:49:57] MANsa_MOONsa : hes suck a bitch
[2026-03-23 11:50:08] ninnk : grove street foolz
[2026-03-23 11:50:20] ninnk : ballas forever
[2026-03-23 11:50:27] BlissRP : green names only in box
[2026-03-23 11:50:33] BlissRP : ban all non greeners
[2026-03-23 11:50:38] Dario1 : Fund Sucker: LMAO
[2026-03-23 11:50:42] fedora : Just back for the political commentary from degen perspective
[2026-03-23 11:50:43] d4r : Oo'
[2026-03-23 11:50:56] BlissRP : Fund Sucker: not surprising
[2026-03-23 11:51:15] BlissRP : trump had a dream he had ceasefire negotiations, tweeted about itt
[2026-03-23 11:51:17] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-23 11:51:44] bluemaster : fumy how this countries acting like street kids and bulling each other
[2026-03-23 11:51:46] thankyousomuch : 🚽
[2026-03-23 11:51:57] neki : coming up
[2026-03-23 11:52:00] neki : mufasa candle
[2026-03-23 11:52:05] thankyousomuch : they bullrun each other?
[2026-03-23 11:52:05] neki : long overdue
[2026-03-23 11:53:55] fedora : I heard trump is about to pass a law making it so Bitcoin mining will only be powered with diesel generators, is this true?
[2026-03-23 11:54:15] neki : Not true
[2026-03-23 11:54:40] neki : bitcoin is powered by regular furnace httas only compatible with dollar notes
[2026-03-23 11:54:44] BlissRP : fedora: i heard it was only using fumes from 3i atlas
[2026-03-23 11:54:47] neki : so this is the power engine
[2026-03-23 11:55:58] neki : its got to to something with inflationary pressure, much like steam-powered locomotive
[2026-03-23 11:56:08] neki : yes, its old tech
[2026-03-23 11:56:45] fedora : Wen nukes?
[2026-03-23 11:58:35] neki : lol what a lovely scamwick on the hourly.. Its been awhile since i've seen one of those prettie
[2026-03-23 11:58:41] neki : pretties*
[2026-03-23 11:58:43] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 16,000 USD @ 70194.157 ```
[2026-03-23 11:58:51] PeacenLuv : btc not safe here
[2026-03-23 11:59:23] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-23 11:59:40] contract details : chances of real recovery ruined :pepe:
[2026-03-23 12:00:22] neki : not safe for bera yepz .D
[2026-03-23 12:00:38] PeacenLuv : too much supply see volume
[2026-03-23 12:01:01] BlissRP : top longers now sweating
[2026-03-23 12:01:06] BlissRP : drip drip
[2026-03-23 12:01:10] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-23 12:01:16] contract details : allahu akbar :pepe:
[2026-03-23 12:01:35] contract details : iran went to shit the moment it became muslim, coincidence?
[2026-03-23 12:01:36] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-23 12:01:49] fedora : contract details: bitcoin is halal brother
[2026-03-23 12:01:55] PeacenLuv : 😑thwy sold into it
[2026-03-23 12:01:56] contract details : shorting is haram fedora
[2026-03-23 12:02:56] fedora : contract details: my friend Steve once had a friend who started a sandwich shop by shorting just $500 of bitcoin and kept adding and adding every bounce.
[2026-03-23 12:03:28] contract details : fedora: +1
[2026-03-23 12:03:37] neki : its on structural pivot, all good. Hodor!
[2026-03-23 12:04:49] Djdez : Pump in 2min 🤣🤣 this is crazy
[2026-03-23 12:05:16] Djdez : Manipulation at its best
[2026-03-23 12:05:40] fedora : This is going to pump back down to 64k
[2026-03-23 12:06:16] ninnk : barron just wanted a better short entry :pepe:
[2026-03-23 12:06:21] fedora : Trump was only joking about the talks. "Never tell the enemy your plan" -warren buffet
[2026-03-23 12:07:09] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P41EL57rvSo lmao
[2026-03-23 12:07:17] fedora : Fair play , I would do the exact same @ninnk
[2026-03-23 12:09:57] bmagic : Fake news
[2026-03-23 12:10:03] bmagic : Trump talking is fake news
[2026-03-23 12:10:08] bmagic : He is a silent predator
[2026-03-23 12:11:43] contract details : pedus of america
[2026-03-23 12:17:42] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 14,000 USD @ 70059.4104 ```
[2026-03-23 12:20:20] clarknova : Lol
[2026-03-23 12:20:33] thankyousomuch : ran fake news, club rekt i cant join
[2026-03-23 12:20:39] Gandalf the Grey : 72k was promised 3k years ago?
[2026-03-23 12:20:49] thankyousomuch : Gandalf the Grey: MC Donalds promised a lot
[2026-03-23 12:21:11] Gandalf the Grey : bulls can afford 2 sticks of ram now
[2026-03-23 12:22:20] Gandalf the Grey : biggest 1h volume since the 60k drop btw
[2026-03-23 12:23:05] thankyousomuch : Gandalf the Grey: bulls are in a dilemma 2 sticks of ram or hamburger
[2026-03-23 12:23:26] Gandalf the Grey : 50x longers from 71.4k are in team hamburger
[2026-03-23 12:24:47] clarknova : Gold is also pumping. Someone knows something.
[2026-03-23 12:26:34] Gandalf the Grey : I heard Jesus is coming back
[2026-03-23 12:27:07] Gandalf the Grey : He learned about Polymarket and wants to rekt shorters
[2026-03-23 12:29:20] BlissRP : bears would never get complacent and overconfident
[2026-03-23 12:29:24] BlissRP : that is so unlike them
[2026-03-23 12:33:45] speedwell : Is the wR OVER?
[2026-03-23 12:37:47] Gandalf the Grey : lets see if we can take the high
[2026-03-23 12:39:40] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 12,000 USD @ 70189.7228 ```
[2026-03-23 12:40:06] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 15,000 USD @ 70214.3645 ```
[2026-03-23 12:43:30] Gandalf the Grey : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell Long 20,000 USD @ 71420 XBTUSD: Sell Long 20,000 USD @ undefined ```
[2026-03-23 12:45:22] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: higher
[2026-03-23 12:45:25] BlissRP : hired
[2026-03-23 12:45:39] Gandalf the Grey : I do not know
[2026-03-23 12:46:08] Gandalf the Grey : this one makes me enough money
[2026-03-23 12:46:11] Gandalf the Grey : do not wanna be greedy
[2026-03-23 12:46:23] BlissRP : thats a good mentality ser
[2026-03-23 12:46:31] BlissRP : but at least wait for the burgers to wake up
[2026-03-23 12:46:36] Gandalf the Grey : i am not stupid just I overleverage lol
[2026-03-23 12:47:02] bmagic : Well that was ez
[2026-03-23 12:49:15] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 70699.8579 ```
[2026-03-23 12:51:21] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: hehe swinging hard sir i was long 68215
[2026-03-23 12:52:55] BlissRP : getting fancy while playing with fire
[2026-03-23 13:00:57] contract details : :pepe:🥒
[2026-03-23 13:04:32] bluemaster : https://x.com/goldseek/status/2036038955502637456
[2026-03-23 13:05:22] bluemaster : world become just one big casino 😜 ,everyone is trader they just don;t know yet
[2026-03-23 13:19:46] GodBleesYou : WTF!!
[2026-03-23 13:19:49] GodBleesYou : LOL
[2026-03-23 13:20:15] bmagic : U guys didn’t know oil price would collapse?
[2026-03-23 13:20:24] bmagic : Its inflated
[2026-03-23 13:20:38] bmagic : Unfortunately need to be ultra rich to profit on the loss
[2026-03-23 13:21:39] bmagic : Guess what tho. If oil collapses so does bitcoin
[2026-03-23 13:23:30] Pilot : bmagic: What is the correlation I have a wet brain
[2026-03-23 13:25:35] bmagic : No correlation
[2026-03-23 13:25:42] bmagic : Just pure dumpage
[2026-03-23 13:26:49] bmagic : Bitcoins actually a partial hedge against oil
[2026-03-23 13:27:56] bmagic : There are studies out there suggesting higher oil prices impact bitcoin mining tho
[2026-03-23 13:28:17] bmagic : Which would mean more sideways action and volatile swings
[2026-03-23 13:28:50] bmagic : So basically a manipulated stablecoin with a 20k swing range
[2026-03-23 13:29:27] bmagic : Pilot: did u get out of your long before the drop?
[2026-03-23 13:30:22] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: lol what a nasty move xD
[2026-03-23 13:31:34] bmagic : GodBleesYou: you’re nasty
[2026-03-23 13:32:04] GodBleesYou : bmagic: i was about to flip to long at the bottom
[2026-03-23 13:32:06] GodBleesYou : omg......
[2026-03-23 13:32:21] GodBleesYou : for0.2point on the indicator it didnt flip omg
[2026-03-23 13:32:43] bmagic : I made 430% ROI of that impulse
[2026-03-23 13:35:01] bmagic : Pilot: treasury is dumping gold
[2026-03-23 13:35:54] bmagic : The owner of onlyfans just died age 43
[2026-03-23 13:37:49] bmagic : James Wynn got liquidated short
[2026-03-23 13:38:47] CaptainMooncoin : Why is it that everytime I am in profit nothing on this shiitty platform works properly anymore?
[2026-03-23 13:39:01] CaptainMooncoin : Where is Arthur that bitch
[2026-03-23 13:46:13] bmagic : GodBleesYou: if geopolitical tensions rise and yields are still high GOLD will collapse
[2026-03-23 13:46:33] GodBleesYou : bmagic: might be
[2026-03-23 13:46:46] GodBleesYou : you can buy food in the super with cunks of gold
[2026-03-23 13:46:47] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-23 13:46:58] bmagic : Liquidity tightening so gold fall
[2026-03-23 13:47:06] bmagic : Treasury selling for bonds
[2026-03-23 13:47:29] Pilot : bmagic: Yeah survived lol
[2026-03-23 13:48:50] bmagic : Its weird bonds are selling too
[2026-03-23 13:48:59] Gandalf the Grey : Silver is a memecoin
[2026-03-23 13:49:01] bmagic : I dunno whats going on, everything selling?
[2026-03-23 13:49:19] bmagic : Pilot: thats fantastic to hear
[2026-03-23 13:49:38] Pilot : bmagic: Also got detoxed off drugs and alcohol
[2026-03-23 13:49:45] Pilot : So no more dumb trading
[2026-03-23 13:50:09] Pilot : Looking into the sinclair method so I can enjoy a drink for networking purposes
[2026-03-23 13:50:22] bmagic : Pilot: even better. Clean as a whistle
[2026-03-23 13:50:51] Pilot : 💪 Let’s smash it this year ladies
[2026-03-23 13:51:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 1081 Cont @ 91.42 ($7,069.06) - Hehehe :arthur::arthur::arthur:
[2026-03-23 13:51:49] thankyousomuch : bullrun below 100k lol
[2026-03-23 13:55:48] bmagic : Anyway 69k then 80k
[2026-03-23 13:58:37] thankyousomuch : Biden resistence
[2026-03-23 13:59:23] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-23 14:00:16] Pilot : More pullbacks? Dragging this out aren’t we
[2026-03-23 14:00:19] CaptainMooncoin : Biden is dead, fell of his bicycle
[2026-03-23 14:00:25] Pilot : Might as well launch it to 76k
[2026-03-23 14:00:40] thankyousomuch : Pilot: biden resistence very strong
[2026-03-23 14:00:41] Pilot : .
[2026-03-23 14:01:29] thankyousomuch : Mc Donalds is hiring longers :pepe:
[2026-03-23 14:01:42] CaptainMooncoin : free burgers
[2026-03-23 14:05:05] thankyousomuch : bullrun has ended
[2026-03-23 14:05:11] thankyousomuch : cause bullrun has started
[2026-03-23 14:05:40] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket:
[2026-03-23 14:07:03] thankyousomuch : top is in
[2026-03-23 14:07:06] thankyousomuch : back to 3k
[2026-03-23 14:07:59] Pilot : 103
[2026-03-23 14:08:08] Pilot : Count that as a 7
[2026-03-23 14:08:15] Pilot : get out at 76k
[2026-03-23 14:08:37] Pilot : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 200,000 USD @ 70677.8715 ```
[2026-03-23 14:09:57] Shiro : Burgers are about to wake up and dump this back to 68 😄
[2026-03-23 14:10:21] Djdez : 75k
[2026-03-23 14:10:47] Shiro : Pilot: are you alright mate?! Was worried about you 😁
[2026-03-23 14:11:09] Pilot : Shiro: Live to see another day ❤️
[2026-03-23 14:11:43] Shiro : Pilot: nice to hear that 😘, what's happened to your 400k position?
[2026-03-23 14:13:03] Pilot : Shiro: Got out of it - was in too early. This is a nicer entry
[2026-03-23 14:13:42] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: nasty? its beautiful
[2026-03-23 14:13:46] Shiro : Pilot: careful dump is loading up in 15mins
[2026-03-23 14:14:27] Pilot : Burnt my burgers in the oven, gonna throw them away
[2026-03-23 14:15:15] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: :pepe:
[2026-03-23 14:15:33] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: how're you doing sir?😀
[2026-03-23 14:15:58] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: very well sir , hope you doing alright as well :pepe:
[2026-03-23 14:16:11] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: Did you see SHAWN the Facking CLOWN
[2026-03-23 14:16:15] BlissRP : greedy pigs always go to slaughter
[2026-03-23 14:16:17] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-23 14:16:29] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: :doge:
[2026-03-23 14:16:31] BlissRP : and you cant spell slaughter without laughteer
[2026-03-23 14:16:35] Mr. Axelrod : see i am so consistent
[2026-03-23 14:16:35] BlissRP : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[2026-03-23 14:16:38] BlissRP : hahahahahahahahahaha
[2026-03-23 14:16:39] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,212.56 USDT RPNL, 639.80 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-23 14:16:43] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,139.50 USDT RPNL, 1,279.58 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-23 14:16:47] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 684.26 USDT RPNL, -8.06 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-23 14:16:48] BMEXcheers : y'all ready for a 0.1bmex
[2026-03-23 14:16:51] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0033 XBT RPNL, 0.0088 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-23 14:16:53] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: I just missed to long this at 68700 orther than that everything is alright 😁
[2026-03-23 14:16:56] BMEXcheers : double your savings in a single day
[2026-03-23 14:16:59] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[2026-03-23 14:17:12] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: dont worry we have very good oppertunity to short
[2026-03-23 14:17:15] Mr. Axelrod : :pepe:
[2026-03-23 14:17:22] Shiro : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @Mr. Axelrod
[2026-03-23 14:17:28] Mr. Axelrod : in past 4 months I dont remember if I have longed at all
[2026-03-23 14:17:33] Mr. Axelrod : all my profits are from shorts
[2026-03-23 14:17:37] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[2026-03-23 14:17:43] Shiro : Still holding half of my short position just in case
[2026-03-23 14:17:57] Shiro : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[2026-03-23 14:17:57] Mr. Axelrod : @admin please ban me and @Shiro both before we start spamming it badly
[2026-03-23 14:17:59] Mr. Axelrod : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[2026-03-23 14:18:21] BitMEX_Anastasia : hey
[2026-03-23 14:18:35] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Anastasia: hello Anastasia
[2026-03-23 14:18:37] BlissRP : hah
[2026-03-23 14:18:47] Shiro : BitMEX_Anastasia: ops I apologise deeply 😂
[2026-03-23 14:18:48] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Anastasia: my doctor has asked me laugh a lot in a day
[2026-03-23 14:19:08] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Anastasia: but shiro doesn't have any doctors prescription :kek:
[2026-03-23 14:19:10] Mr. Axelrod : hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[2026-03-23 14:19:13] BitMEX_Anastasia : 🙏
[2026-03-23 14:19:19] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-23 14:19:20] BlissRP : respect for not banning due to mental illness
[2026-03-23 14:19:22] BlissRP : :doge::
[2026-03-23 14:19:30] Shiro : :arthur:
[2026-03-23 14:19:30] BitMEX_Emo : Mr. Axelrod: I can delete faster hahahaha
[2026-03-23 14:19:30] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: :respect:
[2026-03-23 14:19:47] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Emo: hahaha. Huge RESPECT for the admins ...luv u all
[2026-03-23 14:19:51] Mr. Axelrod : :pray:
[2026-03-23 14:20:00] BitMEX_Emo : 😎
[2026-03-23 14:20:10] Mr. Axelrod : see I bring so much of joy in the TB during the stressful times in bear market
[2026-03-23 14:20:53] BitMEX_Emo : Mr. Axelrod: When bull market? tell us the future
[2026-03-23 14:20:53] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Emo: there use to be one more admin @BitMEX_Hans. I haven't seen him for a while in TB
[2026-03-23 14:20:56] Shiro : BitMEX_Emo: appreciate it ❤️:doge:
[2026-03-23 14:21:09] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Emo: i am very bearish at the moment sir
[2026-03-23 14:21:14] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,139.50 USDT RPNL, 1,289.58 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-23 14:21:18] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,212.56 USDT RPNL, 640.04 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-23 14:21:22] BitMEX_Emo : Shiro: 😎
[2026-03-23 14:21:26] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0033 XBT RPNL, 0.0088 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-23 14:21:30] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 684.26 USDT RPNL, -4.39 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-23 14:21:37] BitMEX_Emo : Mr. Axelrod: more pain? 😱
[2026-03-23 14:21:38] neki : ah yes
[2026-03-23 14:21:50] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: this is what I teach SHAWN THE FACKIng CLOWN to respect the admins
[2026-03-23 14:21:54] neki : its is a good day intha trump-world
[2026-03-23 14:21:56] BlissRP : suavemente
[2026-03-23 14:22:15] neki : its is a good day intha trump-world
[2026-03-23 14:22:22] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: I feel he's untamable 😂
[2026-03-23 14:22:24] bmagic : Dump it!!
[2026-03-23 14:22:29] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Emo: i think the pain has not yet started .... I have a target set at 51-55k but I am guessing it will go down to 41k ....but what do I know :arthur:
[2026-03-23 14:22:37] bmagic : If this doesn’t dump i will eat
[2026-03-23 14:22:38] Shiro : bmagic: 8mins
[2026-03-23 14:22:38] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: u r right sir
[2026-03-23 14:22:56] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: please stop your vulgarity .... enough of this shit
[2026-03-23 14:23:27] bmagic : ?
[2026-03-23 14:23:33] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Emo: if @bmagic starts his vulgarity once again like "I will eat my dick if this doesnt dump". please ban this guy :kek:
[2026-03-23 14:23:34] BitMEX_Emo : Mr. Axelrod: Please tell me we go to 250k after the dump
[2026-03-23 14:23:47] bmagic : Ew you’re filthy @Mr. Axelrod
[2026-03-23 14:23:50] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Emo: 100% next year thats the plan
[2026-03-23 14:23:52] bmagic : Please mute yourself
[2026-03-23 14:24:01] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: no more vulgarity please
[2026-03-23 14:24:06] neki : short entr< 73181 long entry 70459 which one is useless, hmmh,hhm
[2026-03-23 14:24:21] Shiro : /zen 5m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 5 minutes zen mode Shiro. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-23 14:24:22] bmagic : @shiro can u believe this guy
[2026-03-23 14:24:22] BitMEX_Emo : bmagic: we are watching 👀
[2026-03-23 14:24:55] BitMEX_Emo : Mr. Axelrod: 🚀
[2026-03-23 14:24:56] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: yes @Shiro has seen your vulgarity many many times... btw you must also know that admin can pull it from archives
[2026-03-23 14:24:59] Symphoenix : down
[2026-03-23 14:24:59] Mr. Axelrod : so dont pretend
[2026-03-23 14:25:11] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Emo: :heart:
[2026-03-23 14:25:18] BlissRP : the jinxer is here :pepe:
[2026-03-23 14:25:29] BlissRP : infinite up confirmed
[2026-03-23 14:25:29] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hahahha I like @Symphoenix
[2026-03-23 14:25:34] bmagic : BlissRP: this guy
[2026-03-23 14:25:38] Mr. Axelrod : what an amazing audience
[2026-03-23 14:25:46] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: move on , dont get stuck in your life
[2026-03-23 14:25:50] bmagic : BitMEX_Emo: master baiter
[2026-03-23 14:25:55] BlissRP : so glad to be here!
[2026-03-23 14:26:08] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Emo: now i think @bmagic has earned his ban
[2026-03-23 14:26:20] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: so so so glad :kek:
[2026-03-23 14:26:22] BitMEX_Emo : bmagic: walking a tight line...
[2026-03-23 14:26:32] bmagic : Mr. Axelrod: you are the biggest sour pussycat in trollbox. U rude to people and expect people to be nice about it
[2026-03-23 14:26:42] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: there u go , warning issued
[2026-03-23 14:26:46] bmagic : Playing your games
[2026-03-23 14:27:04] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: naah dont be nice to me but dont be vulgar