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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-23 01:20:40] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:20:49] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:20:55] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:22:47] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:22:57] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:23:02] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:23:10] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:23:15] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:23:21] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:23:35] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:23:41] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:23:47] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:23:52] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:23:57] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:24:07] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:24:13] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:24:18] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:24:24] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:24:29] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:24:36] asuteles : tai kuda [2026-03-23 01:24:41] MrBritcoin : :PEPE::PEPE::PEPE:PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE::PEPE: [2026-03-23 01:27:51] bmagic : Never below 100k again [2026-03-23 01:27:56] bmagic : Moon [2026-03-23 01:48:28] GodBleesYou : bmagic: boom boom [2026-03-23 01:48:47] GodBleesYou : in badger we trust? [2026-03-23 01:50:11] GodBleesYou : remmber to flip long when it start to look to ugly [2026-03-23 01:54:53] WeedMex : Looks like usa used nuklear bomb tehran is down [2026-03-23 02:06:17] BlissRP : nukes are bullish [2026-03-23 02:09:23] Gjergj : admin [2026-03-23 02:09:28] Gjergj : when crude perps? [2026-03-23 02:09:46] Gjergj : oil going $200 ? :rocket: [2026-03-23 02:16:31] PeacenLuv : long entry 67796 pumpittup btc [2026-03-23 02:17:14] PeacenLuv : longstops up 67758 [2026-03-23 02:17:46] PeacenLuv : nuke the baybee gay walez [2026-03-23 02:23:12] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc munne 1zt then build a dome [2026-03-23 02:23:20] PeacenLuv : keep war out [2026-03-23 02:23:26] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket: [2026-03-23 02:26:11] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 68008 [2026-03-23 02:27:08] thankyousomuch : bullrun has started, ended [2026-03-23 02:27:10] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-03-23 02:27:16] GodBleesYou : bulls really fighting for there life jajaja [2026-03-23 02:27:31] thankyousomuch : GodBleesYoubulls live below 100k [2026-03-23 02:27:39] thankyousomuch : life below 100k [2026-03-23 02:27:47] BlissRP : smol bullish flippening detected [2026-03-23 02:27:51] BlissRP : lets see if it holds [2026-03-23 02:27:56] thankyousomuch : a story of fries and minimum wage [2026-03-23 02:28:05] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hola [2026-03-23 02:28:08] Mr. Axelrod : :doge: [2026-03-23 02:28:15] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: greetings ser [2026-03-23 02:28:18] BlissRP : hope you had a good weekend [2026-03-23 02:28:20] Mr. Axelrod : wen 55K [2026-03-23 02:28:25] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: :heart: [2026-03-23 02:28:30] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 684.12 USDT RPNL, 35.84 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-23 02:28:34] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,138.92 USDT RPNL, 1,452.05 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-23 02:28:37] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,212.86 USDT RPNL, 731.38 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-23 02:28:41] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0033 XBT RPNL, 0.0095 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-03-23 02:28:51] Mr. Axelrod : I am losing my patience sir @BlissRP [2026-03-23 02:29:02] BlissRP : and i am losing my patients [2026-03-23 02:29:04] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-23 02:29:19] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: :pepe: you naughty boy.... you made shawn your patient ? [2026-03-23 02:29:28] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-23 02:29:30] BlissRP : thoon [2026-03-23 02:29:44] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur: [2026-03-23 02:30:22] Mr. Axelrod : i think i will manage to hold my shorts :kek: [2026-03-23 02:34:42] thankyousomuch : my longterm shorts are good [2026-03-23 02:42:25] thankyousomuch : time to open low leverage shorts nullbulls [2026-03-23 02:43:42] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket: [2026-03-23 02:44:12] thankyousomuch : 😳 [2026-03-23 02:55:33] bmagic : BlissRP: at least you’re not losing your dick [2026-03-23 02:57:59] BlissRP : bmagic: +1000000 [2026-03-23 03:00:55] Pilot : https://youtu.be/BcOBZH8VWL8?is=tthv9AyXQ7VChAJE 👽 [2026-03-23 03:01:44] Pilot : I be on it, I I I I be on it [2026-03-23 03:04:23] Pilot : https://youtu.be/pMjXAljoSU8?is=hFCJOIZxUFunyWy- Detoxed off the drugs and alcohol wick rehab [2026-03-23 03:04:32] Pilot : Let’s have it [2026-03-23 03:04:33] Mr. Axelrod : Pilot: all path leads to homelessness under the bridge [2026-03-23 03:06:02] Pilot : Mr. Axelrod: I’m done with all of it - ruining my life and health and relatiomships aye [2026-03-23 03:06:11] Pilot : anyways charts and charts are fine [2026-03-23 03:06:20] Pilot : 😆 [2026-03-23 03:34:32] Pilot : . [2026-03-23 03:40:00] migozelaaa : 50k [2026-03-23 03:58:22] PeacenLuv : long entry 68042 pumpittup btc [2026-03-23 03:58:58] Finnic99 : 5pk [2026-03-23 03:59:04] Finnic99 : 50k -190k [2026-03-23 03:59:10] Finnic99 : Easy money [2026-03-23 04:02:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 55000 USD @ 68055.5 - Welcome to the 95% club, population: you [2026-03-23 04:25:51] 45th_blown_account : :doge: bitconnneeeeeee [2026-03-23 05:10:20] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/6ACTrTqnSHU?si=90aEoMEC09Ub2fy0 :doge: [2026-03-23 05:15:20] MANsa_MOONsa : /rpnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: 0.6475 XBT RPNL ``` [2026-03-23 06:01:16] bluemaster : MANsa_MOONsa: +1 [2026-03-23 06:01:21] bluemaster : :pepe: [2026-03-23 06:24:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3800 USD @ 68499.4 [2026-03-23 06:32:51] Gandalf the Grey : silver going 20 lmao [2026-03-23 06:34:23] MANsa_MOONsa : why do i feel like we get a moon [2026-03-23 06:34:30] MANsa_MOONsa : just cuz everyone is short [2026-03-23 06:34:39] MANsa_MOONsa : bluemaster: ty [2026-03-23 06:36:41] Gandalf the Grey : 52k we get [2026-03-23 06:39:33] REKTakaMagicTric : fk u i get rekt around 52 [2026-03-23 06:39:33] "it will be........" : . [2026-03-23 06:42:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1300 USD @ 67937.6 [2026-03-23 06:42:50] REKTakaMagicTric : hmmm is there any good alert app for btc prices? so u can hit some price put alert for that and see it in ur smartwatch for example to do ur trade manipulations.... pretty sure that's needed wonder if not exists yet [2026-03-23 06:43:19] Gandalf the Grey : still not too late to short [2026-03-23 06:43:23] Gandalf the Grey : still above 60k [2026-03-23 06:43:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 1 XRP @ 1.3695 ($1.37) [2026-03-23 06:43:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2500 USD @ 67709.4 [2026-03-23 06:44:16] REKTakaMagicTric : im mostly longing.. have ass saver 1 short position to milk it and rice liQ margin if things goes bad [2026-03-23 06:45:09] Gandalf the Grey : after 64k will be fast [2026-03-23 06:45:16] Gandalf the Grey : just to get there might be a bit of bitch [2026-03-23 06:46:32] Gandalf the Grey : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Buy Short 10,000 USD @ 63421 XBTUSD: Buy Short 10,000 USD @ 64421 XBTUSD: Buy Short 10,000 USD @ 65421 XBTUSD: Buy Short 10,000 USD @ 66421 ``` [2026-03-23 06:46:54] Gandalf the Grey : prove yourselves bearas [2026-03-23 06:47:31] REKTakaMagicTric : i say last weak bear run started after israel bombed iran gass fields.. now usa going boots on the ground iraninan oil hub island.. and israel planing fk up iranian electricity infrastructure so that in mind usa and eu , asia futures going down but zero idea does btc care [2026-03-23 06:48:35] Gandalf the Grey : Bonnie blue was deployed as biological weapon in Tehran [2026-03-23 06:50:45] REKTakaMagicTric : u know blue waffle? biological weapon when usa have so many women soldiers [2026-03-23 06:54:07] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/OZwGncIo/ long is gooood [2026-03-23 07:06:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 8.0200 SOL @ 85.2 ($683.17) [2026-03-23 07:07:43] MANsa_MOONsa : longing here [2026-03-23 07:08:00] MANsa_MOONsa : pepe the other way lfg [2026-03-23 07:12:04] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd good click or no ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 20,000 USD @ 67733.2394 ``` [2026-03-23 07:12:09] Gandalf the Grey : small one [2026-03-23 07:12:37] Gandalf the Grey : then short high 69kek [2026-03-23 07:20:08] Gandalf the Grey : how yall doing 600 roi lol [2026-03-23 07:20:19] Gandalf the Grey : good gamblers here haha [2026-03-23 07:22:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XAUTUSDT`: Sell 0.0500 XAUT @ 4156.55 ($207.84) [2026-03-23 07:30:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HYPEUSDT`: Sell 0.7000 HYPE @ 37.396 ($26.71) [2026-03-23 08:00:59] Gandalf the Grey : I guess good click [2026-03-23 08:11:11] halil64 : Bmex bullish weekly macd cross [2026-03-23 08:11:17] halil64 : Get ready bullrun [2026-03-23 08:20:15] Gandalf the Grey : yeah now maybe 3 people will trade it instead of 2 [2026-03-23 08:23:43] REKTakaMagicTric : bmex doomed if bitmex dont start gettin new traders [2026-03-23 08:23:46] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: :arthur: [2026-03-23 08:23:54] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 20,000 USD @ 67733.2394 ``` [2026-03-23 08:23:59] Gandalf the Grey : BlissRP: good click ser? [2026-03-23 08:24:26] REKTakaMagicTric : ez short i dont think arthur can fix customer leak [2026-03-23 08:24:53] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: very nice [2026-03-23 08:24:53] Gandalf the Grey : short higher [2026-03-23 08:25:31] bmagic : Gandalf the great [2026-03-23 08:32:17] Gandalf the Grey : i had bottom short before lol [2026-03-23 08:32:27] Gandalf the Grey : but used 2 percent of the brain to switch haha [2026-03-23 08:33:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : 72k then DOOM!!!! [2026-03-23 08:34:19] bmagic : I think one more pass through of 68 [2026-03-23 08:34:32] bmagic : Then long to 80k approx [2026-03-23 08:39:32] neki : dirty asia tiny dikk overnight scamm trader.. europe to the rescue? :D [2026-03-23 08:44:55] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh [2026-03-23 08:52:37] Gandalf the Grey : Do they sing Motorway to Hell in the UK? [2026-03-23 08:52:48] Gandalf the Grey : Or better Motorway to Jahannam hahahahah [2026-03-23 08:53:01] Gandalf the Grey : United Kingdomistan [2026-03-23 08:56:43] PeacenLuv : long entry 68398 [2026-03-23 09:05:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `POPCATUSDT`: Sell 368790 POPCAT @ 0.0497 ($18,328.86) - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act [2026-03-23 09:05:43] PeacenLuv : long entry 68226 [2026-03-23 09:10:25] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 68111 [2026-03-23 09:13:15] PeacenLuv : buy the dip 6hr tf bytc lezgohh fully bully [2026-03-23 09:13:24] PeacenLuv : btc( [2026-03-23 09:14:47] PeacenLuv : woooohhhweeehhh btccccc lezgohhh pumping [2026-03-23 09:30:07] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket: [2026-03-23 09:33:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2500 USD @ 68090.4 [2026-03-23 09:35:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 6330 DOGE @ 0.08934 ($565.39) [2026-03-23 09:35:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3800 USD @ 67973.6 [2026-03-23 09:38:45] nylon123 : a question have a long time ago why limit orders affects the liq price [2026-03-23 09:39:07] nylon123 : im sure this was not long time ago [2026-03-23 09:40:37] BMEXcheers : how do i put vibecoder on my cv [2026-03-23 09:40:37] BMEXcheers : lol [2026-03-23 09:40:43] BMEXcheers : vb engineer [2026-03-23 09:40:44] BMEXcheers : :¬) [2026-03-23 09:40:49] BMEXcheers : vbc engineer [2026-03-23 09:42:39] PeacenLuv : pooompahh btc lezgohh [2026-03-23 09:53:06] neki : coRn u acting like a skank [2026-03-23 09:53:35] neki : putin it out for cheap [2026-03-23 09:55:17] PeacenLuv : 1 thangg im scared of is [2026-03-23 09:55:36] PeacenLuv : a vukin skunk [2026-03-23 09:57:28] 45th_blown_account : Jeffrey Epstein won an $85 million Powerball jackpot on July 2, 2008 :arthur: keep playing Powerball its so legit [2026-03-23 09:57:29] neki : ye, get clamidia and herpes free of charge. Drippin dikk, itchy-scratchy action [2026-03-23 09:58:42] Gandalf the Grey : usd very strong coin [2026-03-23 09:58:46] 45th_blown_account : he won the powerball and he made bitcoin :arthur:, this man is amazin [2026-03-23 09:59:05] BMEXcheers : lol [2026-03-23 09:59:17] BMEXcheers : big laff if ol' jeff is satoshi [2026-03-23 09:59:50] neki : i guess it would be percfect crach-narrative into two-digit corn again :D [2026-03-23 10:00:01] neki : crash* [2026-03-23 10:00:20] 45th_blown_account : would you buy 1000 bitcoins if it goes 2 cents ? @neki :kek: [2026-03-23 10:00:39] BMEXcheers : heh, no but i'd buy 1 at 1cent [2026-03-23 10:00:44] BMEXcheers : just for the memories [2026-03-23 10:00:47] BMEXcheers : pitty buy [2026-03-23 10:01:20] 45th_blown_account : carlos matos flashbacks when bitcoins goes 2 cents :kek: [2026-03-23 10:04:25] BMEXcheers : 130k per btc and not a single usecase other than fuelling trump parties on epstein island [2026-03-23 10:04:52] BMEXcheers : >he things regular goyim funded the bull run [2026-03-23 10:04:52] PeacenLuv : time to light up a nig fatty n get roasted btc poompahh [2026-03-23 10:04:56] Gandalf the Grey : did u panic sell? [2026-03-23 10:04:59] Gandalf the Grey : it is gooood [2026-03-23 10:05:09] PeacenLuv : a thumner [2026-03-23 10:05:22] PeacenLuv : *thunber [2026-03-23 10:05:39] PeacenLuv : thumber thumb size* [2026-03-23 10:11:44] neki : 45th_blown_account: ff who knows... :D [2026-03-23 10:13:17] Gandalf the Grey : give tp suka [2026-03-23 10:17:52] PeacenLuv : btc long entry 68552 pumpittup lezgohh fully bully [2026-03-23 10:18:09] PeacenLuv : ez schitt btc [2026-03-23 10:19:41] PeacenLuv : im not epzteen [2026-03-23 10:19:49] PeacenLuv : 😁😁 [2026-03-23 10:20:06] PeacenLuv : horny like vuk though [2026-03-23 10:22:06] PeacenLuv : longstops up 68420 [2026-03-23 10:23:12] BMEXcheers : damn [2026-03-23 10:23:17] BMEXcheers : we dont need your oil! [2026-03-23 10:23:25] BMEXcheers : meanwhile oil prices rocket through the roof [2026-03-23 10:23:26] BMEXcheers : heh [2026-03-23 10:25:54] Gandalf the Grey : give me cocking oiluuuu [2026-03-23 10:26:31] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: :pepe: [2026-03-23 10:26:48] Gandalf the Grey : we gon take bitches to gas stations now [2026-03-23 10:26:54] neki : Sooo.. what are chances that the DAO hacker was none other than Vitalik? [2026-03-23 10:27:07] Gandalf the Grey : Vita Lick [2026-03-23 10:27:21] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 68428 [2026-03-23 10:27:32] PeacenLuv : pumpittup [2026-03-23 10:28:06] PeacenLuv : btc wutevvvrrr n b vukin deal [2026-03-23 10:28:48] CaptainMooncoin : hello there bitmex friends and foes [2026-03-23 10:30:41] CaptainMooncoin : we gonna reach 120k today??? [2026-03-23 10:31:12] Mr. Axelrod : CaptainMooncoin: yep as soon as US market opens [2026-03-23 10:31:15] Mr. Axelrod : :kek: [2026-03-23 10:36:45] PeacenLuv : usdfedz mkt vukin punkschitt they aint werth dyk btc is open now get withit longittup euro is in control now [2026-03-23 10:37:22] PeacenLuv : btc supreme leader ya i a told yuh [2026-03-23 10:37:46] PeacenLuv : BIG VUKIN DEAL BTC [2026-03-23 10:38:18] PeacenLuv : go get yur vykin cheap butgrz n fries at rotten ronneez [2026-03-23 10:39:21] PeacenLuv : wtf i dohn like werkin so i long btc got a prollem [2026-03-23 10:39:26] PeacenLuv : withit [2026-03-23 10:40:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 68287.1 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-23 10:43:05] PeacenLuv : pumps r always better than dumps thats why 67k [2026-03-23 10:43:25] PeacenLuv : 68kplus per 1 token [2026-03-23 10:43:40] PeacenLuv : just usd thats a prollem [2026-03-23 10:44:57] CaptainMooncoin : was that you @PeacenLuv ? [2026-03-23 10:50:58] Shiro : Are you guys aware today is the world bear day?!🤣🐻 [2026-03-23 10:51:09] Shiro : https://www.holidaycalendar.io/holiday/world-bear-day [2026-03-23 10:58:45] CaptainMooncoin : fuuk the bears [2026-03-23 10:58:51] CaptainMooncoin : we going 260k [2026-03-23 10:59:12] Dexul : :doge: [2026-03-23 11:00:19] CaptainMooncoin : ok abandon ship right now [2026-03-23 11:00:46] ninnk : Shiro: <3 [2026-03-23 11:05:01] PeacenLuv : vuk if she comes down from here im shorting the vukoutta the korn [2026-03-23 11:05:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 110 Cont @ 2059.12 ($15,591.13) - Bye Bye butterfly! [2026-03-23 11:05:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0126 XBT @ 68837.5 ($867.31) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-23 11:05:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 8260 DOGE @ 0.09052 ($747.47) [2026-03-23 11:05:23] Dexul : weeeeeeeeeeeee [2026-03-23 11:05:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SUIUSDT`: Buy 444.9000 SUI @ 0.908 ($403.84) [2026-03-23 11:05:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 100 USD @ 68981.9 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-23 11:05:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 27 Cont @ 86.98 ($162.60) [2026-03-23 11:05:35] 45th_blown_account : anyone has $4200 gold ? plz [2026-03-23 11:05:38] Dexul : send it boys [2026-03-23 11:05:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `LINKUSD`: Buy 27 Cont @ 8.798 ($164.81) [2026-03-23 11:05:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 100 USD @ 69519.7 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-23 11:05:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 2683 Cont @ 2107.07 ($394,699.75) - Buenos Dias! [2026-03-23 11:05:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.2007 XBT @ 69831.6 ($14,012.47) [2026-03-23 11:05:56] PeacenLuv : 😄i dont trust this schitt 1 bit [2026-03-23 11:06:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 800 USD @ 69856.9 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-23 11:06:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 1.3980 XBT @ 70021.2 ($97,836.92) - Wallet's feeling lighter, huh? [2026-03-23 11:06:19] PeacenLuv : RonnieREKT: u go girl [2026-03-23 11:06:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0726 XBT @ 70374.6 ($5,103.30) [2026-03-23 11:06:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSDT`: Buy 2.7000 SOL @ 89.94 ($242.79) [2026-03-23 11:06:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ASTERUSDT`: Buy 90 ASTER @ 0.6757 ($59.08) [2026-03-23 11:06:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BCHUSD`: Buy 5 Cont @ 478.5 ($169.06) [2026-03-23 11:06:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOTUSD`: Buy 56 Cont @ 1.463 ($57.89) [2026-03-23 11:06:48] BlissRP : GIGA [2026-03-23 11:06:50] BlissRP : LMAO [2026-03-23 11:07:02] PeacenLuv : wow haulin azz btc [2026-03-23 11:07:02] Traczii : :arthur: [2026-03-23 11:07:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 534 Cont @ 1.4332 ($10,832.73) - No refunds :arthur: [2026-03-23 11:07:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 10000 USD @ 70769.9 [2026-03-23 11:07:18] BlissRP : organic af [2026-03-23 11:07:18] CaptainMooncoin : wooohhhooooo [2026-03-23 11:07:27] CaptainMooncoin : 260k coming right now [2026-03-23 11:07:28] Dexul : :doge: :doge: :doge: [2026-03-23 11:07:30] PeacenLuv : watch for the ol pump n dump kids [2026-03-23 11:07:40] Dexul : happy bear day everyone [2026-03-23 11:07:41] Gandalf the Grey : finnic shorted? [2026-03-23 11:08:15] Dexul : wtf happend ? [2026-03-23 11:08:19] Dexul : s&P is printing [2026-03-23 11:08:59] Traczii : *TRUMP: HAVE HAD TALKS WITH IRAN REGARDING END TO HOSTILIES [2026-03-23 11:09:03] Traczii : :doge: [2026-03-23 11:09:04] 45th_blown_account : BMEX 9 cents :arthur: [2026-03-23 11:09:09] BlissRP : Traczii: noooooo [2026-03-23 11:09:14] BlissRP : we need war [2026-03-23 11:09:19] BlissRP : good for markets [2026-03-23 11:09:38] Fund Sucker : Wtf. Equity futures just went from -1% to +2.5% [2026-03-23 11:09:45] Traczii : 45th_blown_account: :bmex: [2026-03-23 11:09:48] BlissRP : Fund Sucker: beautiful isnt it [2026-03-23 11:09:52] BlissRP : algos having fun [2026-03-23 11:10:08] kroleg666 : EURUSD PUMP [2026-03-23 11:10:12] kroleg666 : whats going on [2026-03-23 11:10:16] kroleg666 : Trump fired? [2026-03-23 11:10:19] 45th_blown_account : Traczii: BMEX to the mooon . . . .:rocket: [2026-03-23 11:10:24] kroleg666 : Iran surrendered? [2026-03-23 11:10:27] Traczii : /orders bmex_usdt ``` :bitmex: BMEX_USDT: Sell 560,000 Cont @ 10 ``` [2026-03-23 11:10:28] 45th_blown_account : :bmex: :Doge: :bmex: [2026-03-23 11:10:33] Traczii : :bmex: [2026-03-23 11:10:46] Slowcount : @kroleg666 We surrendered [2026-03-23 11:10:55] BlissRP : kroleg666: star atlas got to them first [2026-03-23 11:11:06] 45th_blown_account : what in the name of bmex sell order :arthur: @Traczii [2026-03-23 11:11:13] BlissRP : 3i atlas [2026-03-23 11:11:14] BlissRP : w/e the fk [2026-03-23 11:11:16] BlissRP : LOL [2026-03-23 11:11:29] kroleg666 : long adidas all in NOW [2026-03-23 11:11:55] bmagic : Ez [2026-03-23 11:11:58] CaptainMooncoin : who just became a millionaire with this green dildo?? [2026-03-23 11:12:03] Traczii : 45th_blown_account: they just got unstaked gotta stake again :pepe: [2026-03-23 11:12:04] BlissRP : bmagic: long the fear [2026-03-23 11:12:04] bmagic : Bmagic strike again [2026-03-23 11:12:12] BlissRP : no, gandalf strikes again [2026-03-23 11:12:14] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-23 11:12:22] BlissRP : bmagic taking credit for gandalf trade again [2026-03-23 11:12:25] BlissRP : shameless [2026-03-23 11:12:33] BlissRP : narcissist [2026-03-23 11:12:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 2.8030 XBT @ 71327.4 ($199,915.45) - There goes ur space money [2026-03-23 11:12:49] neki : lol [2026-03-23 11:12:50] MANsa_MOONsa : MOOON IT [2026-03-23 11:12:56] 45th_blown_account : Traczii: yeah always stake to see the sweet emails :arthur: [2026-03-23 11:12:59] kroleg666 : LONG DOGE [2026-03-23 11:13:00] neki : majin i missed out on this opump [2026-03-23 11:13:06] BlissRP : neki: wtf bro [2026-03-23 11:13:09] BlissRP : i willed it for you [2026-03-23 11:13:18] BlissRP : and you werent even long [2026-03-23 11:13:19] BlissRP : smh [2026-03-23 11:13:33] neki : BlissRP: naah dawg sure Im long.. just not the exposure I opted-for :D [2026-03-23 11:13:38] ninnk : the fck :kek: [2026-03-23 11:13:44] superkouk : that's bs [2026-03-23 11:13:49] neki : got stopped out on one of the FUT contracts :D [2026-03-23 11:13:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 71237.2 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-23 11:14:06] neki : BlissRP: your will is well recieved :D [2026-03-23 11:14:10] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 71305.3151 ``` [2026-03-23 11:14:11] BlissRP : neki: <3 [2026-03-23 11:14:49] BlissRP : orange man strikes again [2026-03-23 11:14:57] BlissRP : weekend tweet to rekt bulls [2026-03-23 11:15:10] BlissRP : monday tweet to rekt bera [2026-03-23 11:15:13] BlissRP : :kek:: [2026-03-23 11:15:16] neki : BlissRP: ya this is 78 for sure on Murica session today [2026-03-23 11:15:21] Traczii : @admin can u add xautusdt to tradfi category [2026-03-23 11:15:40] kotelggg : Trump bought [2026-03-23 11:15:40] MANsa_MOONsa : 75 MIN [2026-03-23 11:15:48] MANsa_MOONsa : my short rekd [2026-03-23 11:15:53] 45th_blown_account : https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116278159912794855 [2026-03-23 11:16:18] kroleg666 : 45th_blown_account: is it real? [2026-03-23 11:16:37] 45th_blown_account : kroleg666: as real is his account in his sitty twitter :arthur: [2026-03-23 11:17:06] kroleg666 : 45th_blown_account: is twitter real [2026-03-23 11:17:09] kroleg666 : musk can write whatever right [2026-03-23 11:17:35] Morph2k : Let me guess, Trump just said some words? 😕 [2026-03-23 11:17:54] kroleg666 : Morph2k: link above [2026-03-23 11:18:14] Benobi : Ah yes. a truthsocial from m. TRUMP , the famous consistent man. Not the kind of man who would just throw idiotic thrats and and when he realised bluff is not working is just backing back up . Certainly not. A reliable source of information. [2026-03-23 11:18:28] 45th_blown_account : kroleg666: its tweet for manipoolation . his friends longed just before the tweet. i dont trust it [2026-03-23 11:18:44] kroleg666 : 45th_blown_account: fun fact - i was literally going to sell all stocks at loss and exit [2026-03-23 11:18:51] Benobi : 45th_blown_account: well tbf i dont see wlfi or trump pumping that much thougg [2026-03-23 11:18:52] kroleg666 : 10 minutes before that [2026-03-23 11:18:53] kroleg666 : lmao [2026-03-23 11:19:00] REKTakaMagicTric : wow short -450% long -360% im pro rekt [2026-03-23 11:19:04] kroleg666 : they know exactly when desperation phase is for ppl [2026-03-23 11:19:09] REKTakaMagicTric : long 380* [2026-03-23 11:19:30] Gandalf the Grey : Love me some EU data pumpy [2026-03-23 11:19:37] 45th_blown_account : Benobi: metals jumped, stocks didnt :kek: that`s why i dont trust it [2026-03-23 11:19:56] BlissRP : 45th_blown_account: ??????? [2026-03-23 11:19:58] Gandalf the Grey : what if now 65k [2026-03-23 11:19:59] Gandalf the Grey : hehe [2026-03-23 11:20:02] kroleg666 : > WITCH WILL CONTINUE [2026-03-23 11:20:06] kroleg666 : what, what witch??? [2026-03-23 11:20:08] kroleg666 : who's witch [2026-03-23 11:20:15] ninnk : >I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD [2026-03-23 11:20:16] 45th_blown_account : BlissRP: NVDA still 172. still AI bubble strong [2026-03-23 11:20:19] REKTakaMagicTric : wow no wonder dax pumping.. fry day it was -4% now its +4% .. 0+- [2026-03-23 11:20:31] ninnk : same playbook like tariffs. impose > postpone > rinse repeat [2026-03-23 11:20:31] kroleg666 : ninnk: WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK [2026-03-23 11:20:33] ninnk : lol [2026-03-23 11:20:36] kroleg666 : there's some witch involved [2026-03-23 11:20:40] kroleg666 : who is witch [2026-03-23 11:20:53] REKTakaMagicTric : wow and oil price -10% [2026-03-23 11:20:59] Dexul : what a time to be alive [2026-03-23 11:21:02] Dexul : such a shitshow [2026-03-23 11:21:06] kroleg666 : > FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD [2026-03-23 11:21:15] kroleg666 : lmao, so that they can set up forces safely [2026-03-23 11:21:19] BlissRP : 45th_blown_account: its 177 bozo [2026-03-23 11:21:25] BlissRP : now 176 [2026-03-23 11:21:44] 45th_blown_account : BlissRP: :kek: ok you are the boss [2026-03-23 11:21:52] BlissRP : indeed i am [2026-03-23 11:21:53] REKTakaMagicTric : isnt today last chances for iran get war pause [2026-03-23 11:21:54] BlissRP : and you are my son [2026-03-23 11:21:59] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-23 11:22:55] BlissRP : anyone else want to be my son??? [2026-03-23 11:23:35] REKTakaMagicTric : as swe say pappa betalar.. daddy pays.. u can be my daddy [2026-03-23 11:23:43] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-23 11:24:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70415.3 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-23 11:24:23] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -4,000 USD @ 71305.3151 ``` [2026-03-23 11:24:29] bmagic : Damn in taking profit too early [2026-03-23 11:24:30] REKTakaMagicTric : so will i get new ferrari or lambo? [2026-03-23 11:24:33] BlissRP : bmagic: yuge [2026-03-23 11:24:44] Benobi : REKTakaMagicTric: yes and thats why trump backs up. Not because progres has been made because itherwise he would have to stick by his word. Exactly like for tariffs. He was just bluffing. [2026-03-23 11:24:44] BitMEX_Emo : Traczii: Hey - I can forward to the product team, but no promises 😄 [2026-03-23 11:25:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 98 Cont @ 90.32 ($625.62) [2026-03-23 11:25:51] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 5,000 USD @ 70527.8303 ``` [2026-03-23 11:25:58] REKTakaMagicTric : Benobi: not sure what you mean.. doi u mean market pumps in hope they make deal with iran today? or are they still going boots on the ground on that one island of iran oil hub [2026-03-23 11:27:33] Benobi : Trumps said surrender or i will destroy you. IRAN said fuck off, do that and we fuck you even more. And now trump is in the position of the bluffing man who cant apply his threats for real. So...the only option to not look stupid is to pretend progress have been made and he have won. [2026-03-23 11:28:41] Benobi : Hes like oh no we dont back up becauze were screwed, we back up because i won something. Something vague enough that you cant check, only words from my side but trust me, im someone of trust right ? [2026-03-23 11:28:53] kroleg666 : Benobi: either that or he takes '5 days' timeout to set up his invasion forces safely [2026-03-23 11:29:24] kroleg666 : also, if only putler did the same... [2026-03-23 11:35:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70921.5 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-23 11:37:53] REKTakaMagicTric : Benobi: well sadly i think israel controll trump in this war.. israel was plaing bomb iranian elctricity infa.. escalte situation and trump cant leave :G [2026-03-23 11:41:06] Benobi : Yes. My whole point is do not trust any word from this man [2026-03-23 11:42:26] thankyousomuch : bullrun below 100k 😳 [2026-03-23 11:42:34] thankyousomuch : 🐃:rocket: [2026-03-23 11:42:40] thankyousomuch : 😳 [2026-03-23 11:42:51] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 9,000 USD @ 70581.0941 ``` [2026-03-23 11:43:52] thankyousomuch : bmagic: rekt [2026-03-23 11:44:27] MANsa_MOONsa : bmagic: kinda late but nice one [2026-03-23 11:44:33] MANsa_MOONsa : hold until 75 [2026-03-23 11:45:11] PeacenLuv : long entry 70509 pumittup btc lezgohh fully bully [2026-03-23 11:45:31] PeacenLuv : wango tango btc [2026-03-23 11:46:04] bmagic : MANsa_MOONsa: i’m not late. Im 640% ROI [2026-03-23 11:46:18] bluemaster : shame I did not panic like most of wankers here and cut in a loss 😎 [2026-03-23 11:46:23] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 273,400 USD @ 70959.7304 ``` [2026-03-23 11:46:28] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ``` [2026-03-23 11:46:43] thankyousomuch : MANsa_MOONsa: lol rekt [2026-03-23 11:46:46] MANsa_MOONsa : says u entered at 70,581........ we are at 70,500 [2026-03-23 11:46:52] Dario1 : Benobi: You know Trump very well +1 [2026-03-23 11:46:53] thankyousomuch : bluemaster: rektmaster [2026-03-23 11:46:58] thankyousomuch : Nulmaster:pepe: [2026-03-23 11:47:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 2530 DOGE @ 0.09277 ($234.66) [2026-03-23 11:47:07] bluemaster : MANsa_MOONsa: holding this for few weeks already [2026-03-23 11:47:10] thankyousomuch : RonnieREKT: 😌 [2026-03-23 11:47:24] Dario1 : A few years ago, PolitiFact did a fact-check on 1000 things Trump had said. These were the results: [2026-03-23 11:47:33] MANsa_MOONsa : bluemaster: oh not you ... was talKING TO b magiv [2026-03-23 11:47:46] MANsa_MOONsa : we;ll; my name is green [2026-03-23 11:47:49] MANsa_MOONsa : so we go up [2026-03-23 11:47:51] thankyousomuch : life below 100k [2026-03-23 11:47:51] Dario1 : True: ~3–5% Mostly True: ~7–10% Half True: ~12–15% Mostly False / False / Pants on Fire: ~70–75% [2026-03-23 11:47:53] MANsa_MOONsa : follow the clors [2026-03-23 11:48:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4900 USD @ 70105.6 [2026-03-23 11:48:04] thankyousomuch : MANsa_MOONsa: dont take drugs [2026-03-23 11:48:06] Dario1 : :arthur: [2026-03-23 11:48:08] thankyousomuch : its a short [2026-03-23 11:48:21] MANsa_MOONsa : ok ill short a little [2026-03-23 11:48:25] MANsa_MOONsa : just cuz LOL [2026-03-23 11:48:29] bluemaster : Dario1: +1 I join green gang [2026-03-23 11:48:54] Dario1 : bluemaster: Nice color mate 😎 [2026-03-23 11:49:00] Dario1 : so beautiful 😍 [2026-03-23 11:49:08] bluemaster : Dario1: Ramadan color [2026-03-23 11:49:17] Dario1 : bluemaster: hehe [2026-03-23 11:49:18] MANsa_MOONsa : GREEN GANG GREEN GANG [2026-03-23 11:49:42] Fund Sucker : Iran has just came out and said, Trump hasn't spoken to anyone 😂 [2026-03-23 11:49:49] MANsa_MOONsa : lol [2026-03-23 11:49:57] MANsa_MOONsa : hes suck a bitch [2026-03-23 11:50:08] ninnk : grove street foolz [2026-03-23 11:50:20] ninnk : ballas forever [2026-03-23 11:50:27] BlissRP : green names only in box [2026-03-23 11:50:33] BlissRP : ban all non greeners [2026-03-23 11:50:38] Dario1 : Fund Sucker: LMAO [2026-03-23 11:50:42] fedora : Just back for the political commentary from degen perspective [2026-03-23 11:50:43] d4r : Oo' [2026-03-23 11:50:56] BlissRP : Fund Sucker: not surprising [2026-03-23 11:51:15] BlissRP : trump had a dream he had ceasefire negotiations, tweeted about itt [2026-03-23 11:51:17] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-23 11:51:44] bluemaster : fumy how this countries acting like street kids and bulling each other [2026-03-23 11:51:46] thankyousomuch : 🚽 [2026-03-23 11:51:57] neki : coming up [2026-03-23 11:52:00] neki : mufasa candle [2026-03-23 11:52:05] thankyousomuch : they bullrun each other? [2026-03-23 11:52:05] neki : long overdue [2026-03-23 11:53:55] fedora : I heard trump is about to pass a law making it so Bitcoin mining will only be powered with diesel generators, is this true? [2026-03-23 11:54:15] neki : Not true [2026-03-23 11:54:40] neki : bitcoin is powered by regular furnace httas only compatible with dollar notes [2026-03-23 11:54:44] BlissRP : fedora: i heard it was only using fumes from 3i atlas [2026-03-23 11:54:47] neki : so this is the power engine [2026-03-23 11:55:58] neki : its got to to something with inflationary pressure, much like steam-powered locomotive [2026-03-23 11:56:08] neki : yes, its old tech [2026-03-23 11:56:45] fedora : Wen nukes? [2026-03-23 11:58:35] neki : lol what a lovely scamwick on the hourly.. Its been awhile since i've seen one of those prettie [2026-03-23 11:58:41] neki : pretties* [2026-03-23 11:58:43] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 16,000 USD @ 70194.157 ``` [2026-03-23 11:58:51] PeacenLuv : btc not safe here [2026-03-23 11:59:23] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-23 11:59:40] contract details : chances of real recovery ruined :pepe: [2026-03-23 12:00:22] neki : not safe for bera yepz .D [2026-03-23 12:00:38] PeacenLuv : too much supply see volume [2026-03-23 12:01:01] BlissRP : top longers now sweating [2026-03-23 12:01:06] BlissRP : drip drip [2026-03-23 12:01:10] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-23 12:01:16] contract details : allahu akbar :pepe: [2026-03-23 12:01:35] contract details : iran went to shit the moment it became muslim, coincidence? [2026-03-23 12:01:36] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-23 12:01:49] fedora : contract details: bitcoin is halal brother [2026-03-23 12:01:55] PeacenLuv : 😑thwy sold into it [2026-03-23 12:01:56] contract details : shorting is haram fedora [2026-03-23 12:02:56] fedora : contract details: my friend Steve once had a friend who started a sandwich shop by shorting just $500 of bitcoin and kept adding and adding every bounce. [2026-03-23 12:03:28] contract details : fedora: +1 [2026-03-23 12:03:37] neki : its on structural pivot, all good. Hodor! [2026-03-23 12:04:49] Djdez : Pump in 2min 🤣🤣 this is crazy [2026-03-23 12:05:16] Djdez : Manipulation at its best [2026-03-23 12:05:40] fedora : This is going to pump back down to 64k [2026-03-23 12:06:16] ninnk : barron just wanted a better short entry :pepe: [2026-03-23 12:06:21] fedora : Trump was only joking about the talks. "Never tell the enemy your plan" -warren buffet [2026-03-23 12:07:09] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P41EL57rvSo lmao [2026-03-23 12:07:17] fedora : Fair play , I would do the exact same @ninnk [2026-03-23 12:09:57] bmagic : Fake news [2026-03-23 12:10:03] bmagic : Trump talking is fake news [2026-03-23 12:10:08] bmagic : He is a silent predator [2026-03-23 12:11:43] contract details : pedus of america [2026-03-23 12:17:42] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 14,000 USD @ 70059.4104 ``` [2026-03-23 12:20:20] clarknova : Lol [2026-03-23 12:20:33] thankyousomuch : ran fake news, club rekt i cant join [2026-03-23 12:20:39] Gandalf the Grey : 72k was promised 3k years ago? [2026-03-23 12:20:49] thankyousomuch : Gandalf the Grey: MC Donalds promised a lot [2026-03-23 12:21:11] Gandalf the Grey : bulls can afford 2 sticks of ram now [2026-03-23 12:22:20] Gandalf the Grey : biggest 1h volume since the 60k drop btw