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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-19 20:14:32] funny cat videos : and pineapple [2026-03-19 20:14:36] funny cat videos : what else hmm [2026-03-19 20:15:10] GodBleesYou : BMEXcheers: BMEX TO THE MOON!!! [2026-03-19 20:15:37] neki : BMEXcheers: Hexecute the code then ! [2026-03-19 20:15:57] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: THE PULLED PORK JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! [2026-03-19 20:16:09] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-03-19 20:16:14] neki : funny cat videos: talk about bringing a gun to a knifefight [2026-03-19 20:16:18] neki : :D [2026-03-19 20:16:43] BMEXcheers : i will do 10 linux boxes at a time [2026-03-19 20:16:44] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: shake it allready.... [2026-03-19 20:16:46] BMEXcheers : my script has a table [2026-03-19 20:16:48] GodBleesYou : so slow... [2026-03-19 20:16:49] BMEXcheers : it groups everything [2026-03-19 20:17:00] BMEXcheers : then i select hte ones i want to trigger the command [2026-03-19 20:17:02] BMEXcheers : ssh or api [2026-03-19 20:17:08] GodBleesYou : BMEXcheers: stay safe love [2026-03-19 20:17:14] BMEXcheers : wait, you fr0ggits think id do 900 in one go [2026-03-19 20:17:15] BMEXcheers : heh [2026-03-19 20:17:40] BMEXcheers : yeah if they stay online (via my continuous ping) then move to the next [2026-03-19 20:17:43] BMEXcheers : it also generates a report [2026-03-19 20:17:48] BMEXcheers : to show if the API was successful [2026-03-19 20:17:59] funny cat videos : dont be a puzzee [2026-03-19 20:18:39] neki : pootzee [2026-03-19 20:19:05] BMEXcheers : this is just a lil cat n mouse between me and my manager....the joke goes 'okay i will give you above and beyond if you automate your entire job' [2026-03-19 20:19:10] BMEXcheers : here we are : ) [2026-03-19 20:23:45] BMEXcheers : yeah the script starts a tunnel, checks its on the right ip [2026-03-19 20:23:55] BMEXcheers : i think it'd crash if i did 900 in one go [2026-03-19 20:24:03] BMEXcheers : ive just done 30, 10 at a time [2026-03-19 20:29:48] neki : so what u gonna use it for? [2026-03-19 20:35:42] funny cat videos : did someone say tunnel [2026-03-19 20:35:49] funny cat videos : 15m tunnel above [2026-03-19 20:36:05] thankyousomuch : longers really like buying below 100klol [2026-03-19 20:36:05] funny cat videos : 70900-71100 btcusd [2026-03-19 20:36:24] thankyousomuch : :arthur:📹🐮 [2026-03-19 20:36:35] thankyousomuch : funny cat videos: not worth to long [2026-03-19 20:36:38] thankyousomuch : skip to 3k [2026-03-19 20:37:19] funny cat videos : sorry im new what is long? red button? [2026-03-19 20:38:58] neki : red is red for a reason. it stops earning [2026-03-19 20:51:22] GodBleesYou : sell the ponzi!!!! [2026-03-19 21:02:38] thankyousomuch : 100x or 100x short=? [2026-03-19 21:03:51] BMEXcheers : hmm wait, api calls [2026-03-19 21:03:53] BMEXcheers : i did 23 [2026-03-19 21:03:57] BMEXcheers : can i do 100? [2026-03-19 21:04:06] BMEXcheers : im guessing its not much [2026-03-19 21:14:55] thankyousomuch : btc goes up Biden is informed to stop the pump [2026-03-19 21:15:11] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-03-19 21:32:36] PeacenLuv : no stops on btc longs sure winner lezgohh @thankyousomuch [2026-03-19 21:40:41] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 15,000 USD @ 69093.2206 ``` [2026-03-19 21:51:14] thankyousomuch : PeacenLuv: ended [2026-03-19 21:51:16] thankyousomuch : :pepe: [2026-03-19 21:51:22] thankyousomuch : bmagic: rekt [2026-03-19 21:51:56] thankyousomuch : 🐮 rekt [2026-03-19 21:52:02] thankyousomuch : 🐃rekt [2026-03-19 21:52:05] thankyousomuch : 🐂rekt [2026-03-19 22:27:54] thankyousomuch : longers rekt till year 2050 [2026-03-19 22:27:56] thankyousomuch : bye [2026-03-19 22:28:25] thankyousomuch : China lol :downrocket: [2026-03-19 22:31:05] thankyousomuch : no longer safe any more [2026-03-19 22:33:15] thankyousomuch : end of hold era [2026-03-19 22:33:18] thankyousomuch : bluemaster rekt [2026-03-19 22:33:35] thankyousomuch : Sayloe liquidated [2026-03-19 22:33:39] thankyousomuch : Alts rekt [2026-03-19 22:34:08] thankyousomuch : why Saylor didnt listen to Centmaster :pepe: [2026-03-19 22:34:51] thankyousomuch : 100x CentmASTER :pepe: [2026-03-19 22:35:14] BMEXcheers : plink orphan's [2026-03-19 22:35:15] BMEXcheers : mfs [2026-03-19 22:35:19] BMEXcheers : CLAUDE FU GUY [2026-03-19 22:35:59] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70128.8 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-19 22:36:22] thankyousomuch : longers look 3000 years older per day [2026-03-19 22:36:27] Gandalf the Grey : what a betrayal [2026-03-19 22:36:43] thankyousomuch : :pepe: 1 cent [2026-03-19 22:37:49] funny cat videos : it's only a gambling problem if you lose [2026-03-19 22:38:04] thankyousomuch : lol i short btc since 9 years only [2026-03-19 22:38:06] thankyousomuch : never wrong [2026-03-19 22:39:34] thankyousomuch : LEts show longers what a backwards run to Mc donalds is [2026-03-19 22:40:33] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2000 USD @ 69973.4 [2026-03-19 22:40:57] REKTakaMagicTric : gambling problem.. maybe but idk i love playing texas holdem for money.. i keep winning normaly if i go slow.. but i some point i just get bored and start calling even shitty cards end stop playing bc too boring >_< idk maybe should try with higher stakes [2026-03-19 22:40:57] thankyousomuch : Your Cent is your friend till the end of your long [2026-03-19 22:41:43] REKTakaMagicTric : how did they say 1 scent is saving 1 dollar [2026-03-19 22:42:09] thankyousomuch : the never started bullrun 😳 [2026-03-19 22:42:10] REKTakaMagicTric : or taking care of 1 dollar* not sure [2026-03-19 22:47:44] thankyousomuch : when bullrun is over at 3k is prepare for bear market [2026-03-19 23:18:10] Gandalf the Grey : I know I should sleep but the voices in my head go...... [2026-03-19 23:18:18] Gandalf the Grey : LIZARD lizard LIZARD..... [2026-03-19 23:18:19] thankyousomuch : getdonalds [2026-03-19 23:21:33] Gandalf the Grey : i scared we lose 69k [2026-03-19 23:30:19] GodBleesYou : so borring [2026-03-19 23:34:23] Gandalf the Grey : go 50x all in [2026-03-19 23:34:24] Gandalf the Grey : then it is fun [2026-03-19 23:34:25] Gandalf the Grey : lmO [2026-03-19 23:34:31] Gandalf the Grey : lmao [2026-03-19 23:34:44] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -30,000 USD @ 70337.8326 ``` [2026-03-19 23:35:09] Gandalf the Grey : bmagic: I am also short. we are fucked [2026-03-19 23:35:13] Gandalf the Grey : it gonna pump [2026-03-19 23:39:49] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 69834.8 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-19 23:41:24] contract details : :downrocket: [2026-03-19 23:41:29] Gandalf the Grey : full long now [2026-03-19 23:41:34] contract details : RonnieREKT: longing is not a strategy [2026-03-19 23:42:04] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 2,000 USD @ 69766.6 ``` [2026-03-19 23:42:09] Gandalf the Grey : buy dip [2026-03-19 23:42:14] bmagic : Full llenggg [2026-03-19 23:42:16] bmagic : Hehe [2026-03-19 23:42:21] Shiro : This is gonna dive deeper in 20mins when asia open [2026-03-19 23:42:35] contract details : asia will open their asschicks to bmagic's dick [2026-03-19 23:42:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!! [2026-03-19 23:42:47] Gandalf the Grey : Shiro: https://shiro.com.sa/ [2026-03-19 23:42:49] Gandalf the Grey : lol [2026-03-19 23:43:02] speedwell : What a site. [2026-03-19 23:43:09] speedwell : sight [2026-03-19 23:43:13] Gandalf the Grey : I bet he is the owner haha [2026-03-19 23:43:19] bmagic : Shiro is so ethnic [2026-03-19 23:43:20] speedwell : my eyes hurt now. [2026-03-19 23:43:41] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: where's this based UAE? [2026-03-19 23:43:48] Gandalf the Grey : Saudi [2026-03-19 23:43:50] bmagic : Shiro is the spice in our life [2026-03-19 23:43:51] Shiro : bmagic: I'm thick 😂🤣 [2026-03-19 23:43:56] Gandalf the Grey : it is my fav sushi place [2026-03-19 23:44:42] Gandalf the Grey : In Spinneys they have chicken for cheap. I bought the whole stock [2026-03-19 23:44:45] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDD [2026-03-19 23:45:22] Shiro : I never visit Saudi I need to go there 😁 [2026-03-19 23:45:53] Gandalf the Grey : Come I take you to illegal parties xDDD [2026-03-19 23:46:09] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-19 23:46:15] Gandalf the Grey : Saudi illegal raves are top [2026-03-19 23:46:54] Gandalf the Grey : Who clicked 8M [2026-03-19 23:46:57] Gandalf the Grey : show yourself [2026-03-19 23:49:28] Gandalf the Grey : Maybe JB revenge trade [2026-03-19 23:50:13] Shiro : It's time to start high lev trades for camp [2026-03-19 23:50:32] Shiro : Maybe I should start to scalp it high lev more [2026-03-19 23:50:56] Gandalf the Grey : I will either win or be last [2026-03-19 23:51:03] Gandalf the Grey : there is no inbetween lmao [2026-03-19 23:51:07] Gandalf the Grey : I know myself [2026-03-19 23:53:06] Gandalf the Grey : max tier should have been 3B not 7B [2026-03-19 23:53:11] Gandalf the Grey : we will never reach that [2026-03-19 23:53:18] Gandalf the Grey : even if we dump to 50k [2026-03-19 23:53:42] Shiro : :arthur: [2026-03-19 23:53:44] bluemaster : thankyousomuch :kid if you like to rRkt me here trading chicken feed positions you will have to wait for > 0.36 cents per btc [2026-03-19 23:53:51] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 258,200 USD @ 71195.153 ``` [2026-03-19 23:54:05] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 Hakuna Matata ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ``` [2026-03-19 23:54:11] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-03-19 23:54:18] Shiro : bluemaster: 💪🏻 [2026-03-19 23:54:28] Gandalf the Grey : we have 3 red niggas on D and most likely close sub 70k [2026-03-19 23:54:36] Gandalf the Grey : so yeah [2026-03-19 23:54:50] speedwell : this bear flag could collapse at any moment. [2026-03-19 23:55:19] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: :doge: 🤣 [2026-03-19 23:55:29] bluemaster : I don;t get it why people don; t like more affordable Bitcoin ,you not complain in a shop if something cost less 😁 [2026-03-19 23:56:09] Gandalf the Grey : if you wanna impress woman just give her full tank [2026-03-19 23:56:28] Shiro : bluemaster: it's crazy most of the people are trading on here only to convert the profits into fiats and spend it on daily poopoo life things [2026-03-19 23:57:46] bluemaster : Of All this price action is due to speculators and the ETH Foundation trying to artificially inflate that poorly regarded coin.Shit (POS) coin [2026-03-19 23:58:15] Gandalf the Grey : who is gonna buy BTC when ppl cannot buy food or gas [2026-03-19 23:59:22] Shiro : Asia asia let's see if we dive in [2026-03-20 00:01:42] Gandalf the Grey : If even asians dump we cooked [2026-03-20 00:03:16] Shiro : I feel we can take off from 65-66 as vol profile showing strong support and if we magnet it back to 74 it can be very healthy [2026-03-20 00:03:47] Gandalf the Grey : Europeans do not do Ramadan but their cars will do [2026-03-20 00:03:50] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD [2026-03-20 00:03:51] funny cat videos : very healthy for a fat short yes [2026-03-20 00:04:01] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-20 00:15:22] contract details : western europeans do [2026-03-20 00:15:26] contract details : they are a muslim nation [2026-03-20 00:16:42] Dr.van_Doom666 : we are christs! DEUS LO VULT [2026-03-20 00:19:17] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 70017.7145 ``` [2026-03-20 00:20:02] bmagic : This is it friends 68k is upon us [2026-03-20 00:20:08] bmagic : Inshallah [2026-03-20 00:20:37] Shiro : bmagic: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-20 00:22:19] Gandalf the Grey : Bro must have bought the magic ball from gypsies [2026-03-20 00:22:29] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: how oftenu get rekt today?2x? [2026-03-20 00:25:58] bmagic : -1x [2026-03-20 00:26:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: +666 [2026-03-20 00:34:02] PeacenLuv : lonh entry 70087 [2026-03-20 00:34:18] PeacenLuv : poompahh btc [2026-03-20 00:36:46] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄 [2026-03-20 00:37:20] PeacenLuv : 😄😄😄 [2026-03-20 00:37:41] PeacenLuv : longstops up 70000 [2026-03-20 01:00:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 4735 Cont @ 89.49 ($29,769.52) - Buenos Dias! [2026-03-20 01:14:15] bmagic : Doom [2026-03-20 01:18:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TONUSDT`: Sell 228 TON @ 1.2172 ($277.50) [2026-03-20 01:18:13] Shiro : If not 68 maybe 80 thooo [2026-03-20 01:21:53] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -50,000 USD @ 70192.1862 ``` [2026-03-20 01:22:01] bmagic : Don’t give up Shiro [2026-03-20 01:22:11] bmagic : U will be in valhalla [2026-03-20 01:22:34] nylon123 : alaHU akbar bitcoin [2026-03-20 01:23:20] Shiro : bmagic: maybe we need your dick on the line again 🤣 [2026-03-20 01:23:55] Gandalf the Grey : And when I am back in Chicago I feel iiiiiit [2026-03-20 01:24:57] bmagic : If this doesn’t dump i will EAT MY OWN DICK [2026-03-20 01:26:11] Gandalf the Grey : setup is not the best for dumping [2026-03-20 01:26:15] Gandalf the Grey : but it still can [2026-03-20 01:26:22] Gandalf the Grey : just not high probability imo [2026-03-20 01:26:42] Gandalf the Grey : maybe tomorrow with burgers [2026-03-20 01:27:39] bmagic : U think i will risk my rick over low probability? [2026-03-20 01:28:06] MrBritcoin : nylon123: hi [2026-03-20 01:29:36] Gandalf the Grey : yes [2026-03-20 01:29:47] Gandalf the Grey : u are a big gambler [2026-03-20 01:29:52] Gandalf the Grey : not as big as me but still big [2026-03-20 01:29:56] Gandalf the Grey : JB is the king tho [2026-03-20 01:30:05] Gandalf the Grey : Even I do not stand a chance [2026-03-20 01:32:37] contract details : id love to eat my dick [2026-03-20 01:32:41] contract details : no need for women [2026-03-20 01:34:43] nylon123 : Bit Chochones [2026-03-20 01:35:37] Gandalf the Grey : remove 3 ribs [2026-03-20 01:35:40] Gandalf the Grey : and do it [2026-03-20 01:35:42] Gandalf the Grey : no problem [2026-03-20 02:00:43] GodBleesYou : we gonna get a wick? [2026-03-20 02:00:49] GodBleesYou : come on bear gods!!! [2026-03-20 02:01:41] Gandalf the Grey : bmagic dick is on the line [2026-03-20 02:02:45] nylon123 : pajeet is incoming please fasten your seatbelts [2026-03-20 02:02:51] Gandalf the Grey : no trade zone imo [2026-03-20 02:04:01] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: wick and full moon [2026-03-20 02:04:05] GodBleesYou : thats the plan [2026-03-20 02:04:12] GodBleesYou : then dump it crash it [2026-03-20 02:04:17] GodBleesYou : passover sideways [2026-03-20 02:04:19] GodBleesYou : doom [2026-03-20 02:04:30] GodBleesYou : full on bullmarket 187k INC [2026-03-20 02:05:03] GodBleesYou : 2026is probbly the eaiset year to trade @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-20 02:05:16] GodBleesYou : we going up no matter what [2026-03-20 02:05:16] nylon123 : Gandalf the Grey: i please you TIGHTEN you seatbells [2026-03-20 02:05:25] Gandalf the Grey : ETH / Berry was the best pair [2026-03-20 02:05:33] Gandalf the Grey : Also BTC / Rock back in stone age [2026-03-20 02:09:21] nylon123 : Gandalf the Grey: have you tightened your seatbelts? [2026-03-20 02:09:31] Gandalf the Grey : ofc [2026-03-20 02:10:23] Gandalf the Grey : maybe 71k stops then dump? [2026-03-20 02:16:45] nylon123 : My seatbelt pinched my nerve so hard because I tightened it so much [2026-03-20 02:17:52] nylon123 : it hurts so much [2026-03-20 02:23:47] speedwell : Sometimes love don't feel like it should... [2026-03-20 02:25:34] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: im not a gambler sir [2026-03-20 02:25:59] bmagic : Im from the future [2026-03-20 02:25:59] Gandalf the Grey : Lmao ok [2026-03-20 02:26:24] bmagic : U think my peasant trades are gambling? [2026-03-20 02:26:29] bmagic : Its minor risk aversion [2026-03-20 02:26:43] bmagic : Then degenerate gambling [2026-03-20 02:26:47] bmagic : I mean trading [2026-03-20 02:27:13] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 70192.1862 ``` [2026-03-20 02:27:28] bmagic : See my first risk reduction order took place [2026-03-20 02:36:02] GodBleesYou : free falling? [2026-03-20 02:36:14] Gandalf the Grey : not yet [2026-03-20 02:36:36] Gandalf the Grey : maybe if we lose 69k [2026-03-20 02:40:10] speedwell : 200ma on the 4hr is interesting [2026-03-20 02:41:59] Gandalf the Grey : where is it now [2026-03-20 02:42:05] Finnic99 : it already went down from 74-76 twice probably going 66 now [2026-03-20 02:42:10] Gandalf the Grey : i used it before but it fucked me [2026-03-20 02:42:16] speedwell : 68.8 [2026-03-20 02:42:28] Gandalf the Grey : better put ema no? [2026-03-20 02:42:33] Gandalf the Grey : more ppl use ema or? [2026-03-20 02:43:04] speedwell : I'm just an idiot loser at the top. [2026-03-20 02:43:15] Gandalf the Grey : wdym? [2026-03-20 02:43:41] speedwell : Don't listen to me. [2026-03-20 02:44:17] speedwell : but last time we touched the 200 we pumped 10% [2026-03-20 02:44:26] speedwell : 77k [2026-03-20 02:44:53] speedwell : which is top of the bear flag range channel [2026-03-20 02:44:54] Gandalf the Grey : if we retake 71k maybe yes [2026-03-20 02:47:21] speedwell : 8th Jan 26' [2026-03-20 02:47:53] speedwell : different time, different story, but interesting... [2026-03-20 02:49:40] speedwell : 3rd jan 26' [2026-03-20 02:51:12] speedwell : 30th sep 25' [2026-03-20 02:52:51] speedwell : all 200ma 4hr suppot [2026-03-20 02:53:09] GodBleesYou : mmmmm [2026-03-20 02:54:12] nylon123 : speedwell: touched 200 ? [2026-03-20 02:54:50] speedwell : 19th March 23:00 [2026-03-20 02:54:54] speedwell : 4hr [2026-03-20 03:00:11] nylon123 : do you talking about bitcoin? [2026-03-20 03:00:36] speedwell : yes [2026-03-20 03:01:22] speedwell : 200ma 4hr [2026-03-20 03:04:16] GodBleesYou : speedwell: death incoming? [2026-03-20 03:04:40] speedwell : pump to 77k [2026-03-20 03:04:49] speedwell : or doom [2026-03-20 03:05:01] speedwell : it does look like a bear flag [2026-03-20 03:05:28] GodBleesYou : speedwell: probbly pump.. [2026-03-20 03:05:30] speedwell : but we might oscillate up again to top of range. 77k [2026-03-20 03:05:32] GodBleesYou : i wish for down [2026-03-20 03:05:37] GodBleesYou : but it will pump [2026-03-20 03:05:42] speedwell : hehe [2026-03-20 03:07:36] speedwell : I just found the 200ma 4hr support interesting. If we do go to 77k, I'll keep that in mind for the future. A retest could happen, that to me would be confermation of pump if held [2026-03-20 03:07:47] nylon123 : CAN WE NOT JUST ALL TOGETHER move the price how we want? [2026-03-20 03:08:08] nylon123 : we can move it, we trade it [2026-03-20 03:08:19] nylon123 : so LETS move the price together [2026-03-20 03:08:43] nylon123 : ITS OUR chooice [2026-03-20 03:08:56] speedwell : nylon123: we are here to rob each other and pretend to be friends at the same time [2026-03-20 03:09:35] nylon123 : hehe [2026-03-20 03:09:57] nylon123 : yeh no i want that we ALL WIN [2026-03-20 03:10:18] nylon123 : we all make 100x big position, over long time [2026-03-20 03:10:27] nylon123 : and MOVE the price where WE want [2026-03-20 03:11:16] nylon123 : and then i count from 3 to 1 then sell ALL together [2026-03-20 03:11:27] speedwell : The best move is to buy rsi weekly bottom on spot, sell rsi top. We here for the dopamine [2026-03-20 03:12:42] nylon123 : yeah shit on rsi weekly. let our belly decide [2026-03-20 03:15:11] Finnic99 : got orders @ 678 670 662 ... waiting game [2026-03-20 03:15:31] Finnic99 : it's not worth picking up at 70 [2026-03-20 03:15:51] Finnic99 : can pick up a little in 60s but mostly wait for low 60s high 50s for big orders... [2026-03-20 03:16:18] speedwell : 27th jun 22' similar weekly rsi [2026-03-20 03:16:27] speedwell : one more drop [2026-03-20 03:16:50] Finnic99 : if lucky it will actually range 50s to low 60s for months [2026-03-20 03:17:10] Finnic99 : this range gotta be exhaussted soon give it 3 weeks max [2026-03-20 03:17:40] Finnic99 : just pathetic early buys to pick up the sells [2026-03-20 03:18:33] speedwell : Finnic99: take my pole https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVq0B0n3 [2026-03-20 03:19:25] speedwell : I don't know, collapse mid april? [2026-03-20 03:19:39] Finnic99 : a bit longer than not much longer [2026-03-20 03:19:49] speedwell : hehe [2026-03-20 03:20:05] Finnic99 : speedwell: probably hit high 50s then and start to range around there I think [2026-03-20 03:20:32] speedwell : I'm in your camp [2026-03-20 03:21:17] speedwell : I'll accumulate below 60 and not expect much till oct [2026-03-20 03:21:40] thankyousomuch : longers cant trade [2026-03-20 03:21:45] thankyousomuch : thats all to know [2026-03-20 03:22:03] Finnic99 : I'm putting my monthly savings into this, buying up to mid 60ks but will allocate big orders below 60 [2026-03-20 03:22:51] BlissRP : try 40 bulltards [2026-03-20 03:23:02] Finnic99 : hopefully I can get a big position with decent entry over the next yr [2026-03-20 03:23:03] speedwell : I do have 18 business cycle and 80 year cycle concerns [2026-03-20 03:23:17] speedwell : all bottoming soon [2026-03-20 03:23:22] Finnic99 : ill take some on margin as well but mostly just spot this cycle [2026-03-20 03:23:30] Finnic99 : i played around with derivs too much last cycle [2026-03-20 03:23:37] speedwell : could suppress price for the coming years [2026-03-20 03:24:28] Finnic99 : LF around a 60k average entry and to sell around 200k [2026-03-20 03:24:29] speedwell : our gov have gone mad [2026-03-20 03:25:01] Finnic99 : with a bit of future thrown in could 4-5x the money [2026-03-20 03:25:08] speedwell : they seem to really want us to own nothing... [2026-03-20 03:26:18] BlissRP : dont forget the be happy part [2026-03-20 03:27:17] speedwell : I think that was our part of the deal, they get everything. [2026-03-20 03:27:35] Finnic99 : nahhh btc will always do the same shit [2026-03-20 03:27:53] Finnic99 : people wont get bored of this for decades [2026-03-20 03:28:25] speedwell : maybe, but if things go to shit, won't be much for risk assets, fun money [2026-03-20 03:28:50] speedwell : 80yr cycle end around 2032 [2026-03-20 03:29:50] speedwell : 1945 was the beginning. After a deverstating war [2026-03-20 03:29:54] Finnic99 : I don't really believe in that 80 years thing, there probably will be another downwards point in the economy and the world [2026-03-20 03:30:24] Finnic99 : but it doesn't have to be now tech has still been advancing a lot past 20 years [2026-03-20 03:31:31] speedwell : You want to be in a place where you can weather the storm. A storm is comming [2026-03-20 03:32:55] speedwell : btc has not shown its self to be very storm resilient [2026-03-20 03:33:37] speedwell : dumps with the s&p etc [2026-03-20 03:33:39] Finnic99 : just a bunch of people who want to put their money into this thing, plus the supply scarcity [2026-03-20 03:34:01] speedwell : folloows the money printing [2026-03-20 03:34:31] Finnic99 : yhhh, but nowadays the pumps are gonna be getting a lot smaller :/ [2026-03-20 03:34:49] Finnic99 : market cap already in the trillions [2026-03-20 03:35:04] Finnic99 : no 1000 to 20,000 times or 3000 to 69000 anymore [2026-03-20 03:35:20] speedwell : miners will leave once it gets boring [2026-03-20 03:35:52] Finnic99 : it will still be a lot more exciting than conventional stocks and assets for a long time I think [2026-03-20 03:36:12] Finnic99 : but the insane days of 2013-2021 are over [2026-03-20 03:37:09] speedwell : will ther be another bitcoin? is there one lerging in the shadows? [2026-03-20 03:37:32] Finnic99 : maybe in our ancestors lifetime haha [2026-03-20 03:37:38] speedwell : or just scams all the way down [2026-03-20 03:38:03] Finnic99 : many things tried to be it. but the original got the status quo [2026-03-20 03:38:53] Finnic99 : other things trying to be the same are jusut a distraction I think [2026-03-20 03:39:34] speedwell : That's what gets me. All thoughs machines running a system...number go up [2026-03-20 03:39:47] Finnic99 : I just wish I did better when I started following this thing in like 2018 [2026-03-20 03:39:59] speedwell : me to. [2026-03-20 03:40:15] speedwell : sitting on a gold mine, [2026-03-20 03:40:34] Finnic99 : but there is still room for good gains with patience [2026-03-20 03:40:43] Finnic99 : just nothing like turning your 10k into 200k [2026-03-20 03:41:02] Finnic99 : in 1 year lol [2026-03-20 03:41:05] speedwell : yeah but if I buy 100k at 50k [2026-03-20 03:41:40] BlissRP : turning 10k into 1k is more fun [2026-03-20 03:41:55] Finnic99 : BlissRP: hahahah [2026-03-20 03:41:55] speedwell : 30k tp 0 brah [2026-03-20 03:42:17] Finnic99 : it can be more fun to be delusional and to gamble than to just sit and wait [2026-03-20 03:42:41] BlissRP : true but i prefer the actual casino for that [2026-03-20 03:42:51] BlissRP : keeps all tendencies to a minimum [2026-03-20 03:42:54] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-20 03:43:09] Finnic99 : I remember shorting this at 7k and then like the next day it was 10k haha [2026-03-20 03:43:22] Finnic99 : thinking it would go to 3k [2026-03-20 03:43:29] Finnic99 : then it went to 3k after ruining me [2026-03-20 03:43:36] Finnic99 : those were the days [2026-03-20 03:43:42] Finnic99 : 6 years ago [2026-03-20 03:43:44] Finnic99 : 7yrs ago [2026-03-20 03:44:21] Finnic99 : when bitmex had 1b open interest [2026-03-20 03:44:43] speedwell : /since ``` :bitmex: speedwell has been on BitMEX since May 7, 2017. ``` [2026-03-20 03:44:53] speedwell : heady days [2026-03-20 03:45:08] Finnic99 : 😆 [2026-03-20 03:45:47] speedwell : I was buying the most expensive dugs in the world back then thinking I was getting them for cheap [2026-03-20 03:47:54] speedwell : 1 billion open interest. What happened? [2026-03-20 03:50:13] speedwell : This is flat as a tack [2026-03-20 03:50:27] speedwell : going into weekend [2026-03-20 04:00:20] GodBleesYou : wow bmex!! [2026-03-20 04:00:23] GodBleesYou : go go [2026-03-20 04:04:47] bmagic : Short now for financial instability [2026-03-20 04:04:52] bmagic : 70720 [2026-03-20 04:09:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 8500 Cont @ 89.75 ($54,119.24) - Ciao, chow-chow! [2026-03-20 04:09:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 250 Cont @ 2158.93 ($38,289.25) - 🚀 🚀 🚀 [2026-03-20 04:34:31] Gandalf the Grey : Good morning [2026-03-20 04:34:49] Gandalf the Grey : Did bmagic's dick survive? [2026-03-20 04:41:31] GodBleesYou : sweet dreams @Gandalf the Grey [2026-03-20 04:41:55] Gandalf the Grey : Not sure about that lol [2026-03-20 04:41:59] Gandalf the Grey : feel like SL is coming [2026-03-20 04:42:15] GodBleesYou : may the bears gods give us a wick [2026-03-20 04:42:25] Gandalf the Grey : I need yeah [2026-03-20 04:42:44] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Short - -40,000 USD @ 69954.0402 ``` [2026-03-20 04:42:45] Gandalf the Grey : lol [2026-03-20 04:42:56] Gandalf the Grey : tooo low [2026-03-20 04:43:02] Gandalf the Grey : donkey [2026-03-20 04:43:51] Gandalf the Grey : at least I got 8 usd in funding xD [2026-03-20 05:04:05] Scvvv : 4 [2026-03-20 05:10:46] 1T$ : Hi [2026-03-20 05:13:38] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -45,000 USD @ 70490.0468 ``` [2026-03-20 05:13:46] bmagic : Ill save y [2026-03-20 05:31:22] speedwell : bmagic: How's the family? [2026-03-20 05:46:15] 45th_blown_account : BMEX +25% yeah baby vamos :doge: 8 cents the great comeback [2026-03-20 05:54:54] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh fullybully [2026-03-20 05:55:01] PeacenLuv : longittup [2026-03-20 05:57:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 2300 USD @ 70529.4 [2026-03-20 05:57:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 2138.99 ($301.72) [2026-03-20 06:01:48] Gandalf the Grey : 45th_blown_account: maybe someone bough by mistake lol [2026-03-20 06:02:23] bmagic : speedwell: very good man thanks for asking? And yours? [2026-03-20 06:08:17] 45th_blown_account : Gandalf the Grey: :arthur: arthur bought by mistake and now he regretted it [2026-03-20 06:08:40] Gandalf the Grey : we give him enough money [2026-03-20 06:08:43] Gandalf the Grey : he will be ok [2026-03-20 06:09:53] 45th_blown_account : lets make BMEX world`s reserve :poop: :Arthur: [2026-03-20 06:13:06] speedwell : bmagic: Kids are good, ex wives also, Mum's come down with somthing, 83. But I talked to her for afew hours this moning played her a song on the guitar,I hope sha gets better. [2026-03-20 06:19:28] PeacenLuv : long the red 6hr btc [2026-03-20 06:20:05] PeacenLuv : 5min wedged down bullish lezhohh up green now [2026-03-20 06:25:25] BlissRP : all the best to mama speedwell <3 [2026-03-20 06:30:14] bmagic : speedwell: good man. Hope your mum bounces back strong [2026-03-20 06:30:54] bmagic : I had something similar with mum in her 70s its just things that happen at stage in life and not necessarily anything “wrong” [2026-03-20 06:31:27] bmagic : Look after her as you are. Be a good man and son and life will be good [2026-03-20 06:32:08] Gandalf the Grey : maybe we should buy apartments in Tehran lol [2026-03-20 06:32:14] Gandalf the Grey : buy the dip style [2026-03-20 06:34:20] speedwell : bmagic: Cheers brother. @BlissRP +1 [2026-03-20 06:34:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HYPEUSDT`: Sell 15.4000 HYPE @ 39.487 ($611.38) [2026-03-20 06:36:21] speedwell : She bought 1 btc when it was 2k. then distributed 15k to all the grand kids. 6 parts. Cool lady. [2026-03-20 06:56:35] speedwell : Gandalf the Grey: Cheap property soon 'everywhere' [2026-03-20 07:01:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 13 Cont @ 2129.21 ($1,946.97) - Another future McDonald’s employee [2026-03-20 07:01:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70218.9 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-20 07:04:43] Gandalf the Grey : will 70k hold [2026-03-20 07:04:59] BlissRP : will 369k hold [2026-03-20 07:05:48] Gandalf the Grey : eth dumped harder also [2026-03-20 07:06:04] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: only 3k will hold [2026-03-20 07:06:06] Mr. Axelrod : :pepe: [2026-03-20 07:06:59] BlissRP : 0k before 3k [2026-03-20 07:11:18] speedwell : The science isn't really showing much...https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVq0B0n3 [2026-03-20 07:20:43] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: :doge: [2026-03-20 07:21:29] Gandalf the Grey : Dont forget to short Jesus comeback on Polymarket [2026-03-20 07:30:36] speedwell : Imagine how much harder it would be if you were gay. [2026-03-20 07:31:44] speedwell : My cock is crowing, I must feed my hens. [2026-03-20 07:32:56] Mr. Axelrod : speedwell: if it is organically grown then Shawn could be your potential customer [2026-03-20 07:42:21] speedwell : Let Shawn be Shawn. He's alright. [2026-03-20 07:56:02] neki : ¸1,2 meet me outside, meet me outside [2026-03-20 08:10:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 305 Cont @ 2172.59 ($47,228.23) - 🚀 🚀 🚀 [2026-03-20 08:14:37] neki : ight ma bulla dogz were u at? [2026-03-20 08:15:06] neki : where u at ma bullaz!! let crack this beotch. Friday part-a-y [2026-03-20 08:17:01] funny cat videos : bmex :rocket: [2026-03-20 08:18:31] 45th_blown_account : BMEX +30% 8 cents :doge: vamos [2026-03-20 08:19:57] neki : whats the value propostion for BMEX anyway? fees rebate? [2026-03-20 08:20:30] neki : "ownership" token? [2026-03-20 08:22:50] funny cat videos : the future of finance duuhhh [2026-03-20 08:24:48] neki : lol what isnt the future in this crapto world? :D "tokenize yo mamma" , "tokenize yousr shower" , "blockchain based bird watching" ,... :D [2026-03-20 08:32:29] bmagic : More pain more gainz [2026-03-20 08:32:59] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 71006.5894 ``` [2026-03-20 08:36:14] bmagic : Short now [2026-03-20 08:36:20] bmagic : 71400 [2026-03-20 08:36:22] bmagic : Gogogogogo [2026-03-20 08:36:33] neki : keep it long and gangsta [2026-03-20 08:36:52] neki : 70071 bounce like phat girls a$$ [2026-03-20 08:37:08] neki : twerk up diis beeotch [2026-03-20 08:37:23] neki : 71071** [2026-03-20 08:38:45] bmagic : 68400 [2026-03-20 08:40:13] neki : bmagic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpIS8TEdTQY - dmx get it on the floor dirty [2026-03-20 08:47:58] mammoth1 : Where did they move the calculator to on mobile? [2026-03-20 08:54:40] bmagic : Its no longer required [2026-03-20 08:54:56] bmagic : It tells you everything when u make a position [2026-03-20 08:55:05] bmagic : Tp/sl orders [2026-03-20 09:02:04] funny cat videos : https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin [2026-03-20 09:02:11] funny cat videos : :kek: [2026-03-20 09:02:41] funny cat videos : >The BitMEX community forum is currently seeing a high volume of high-risk, speculative retail participants. [2026-03-20 09:03:22] funny cat videos : ahahahha and when you flip it you get >The BitMEX forum is currently a total shitshow full of degenerate gamblers. [2026-03-20 09:03:40] funny cat videos : 😂😂😂😂😂 [2026-03-20 09:05:55] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMMM [2026-03-20 09:09:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : funny cat videos: Trolls in a Trollbox?? SURPRISE! SURPRISE! [2026-03-20 09:13:02] neki : limp-dikk grandpa pattern [2026-03-20 09:13:14] neki : gulp that blue pill beeotch [2026-03-20 09:13:30] neki : phat bounce [2026-03-20 09:19:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 71100 USD @ 70698.1 - Another future McDonald’s employee [2026-03-20 09:20:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 15000 USD @ 70605.7 [2026-03-20 09:21:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70571.5 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-20 09:24:00] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!! [2026-03-20 09:24:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 70525.5 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-20 09:32:50] bmagic : Bmagic strikes again!!!!!!! [2026-03-20 09:33:10] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: rektmaster [2026-03-20 09:33:12] bmagic : Dick safu [2026-03-20 09:53:36] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 35,000 USD @ 70595.0456 ``` [2026-03-20 09:58:29] bluemaster : Gandalf the Grey: you guys using stop losses ? Lucky I learned for this "Hot" girl , She is so beautiful . https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1601772005526740993 [2026-03-20 09:58:49] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 268,500 USD @ 71156.6514 ``` [2026-03-20 09:58:54] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ``` [2026-03-20 10:00:12] bmagic : bluemaster: the most masterful trader that lost everything [2026-03-20 10:00:26] bluemaster : bmagic: lost ? [2026-03-20 10:00:35] bmagic : Imagine being so talented you can beat the system [2026-03-20 10:00:38] Gandalf the Grey : who took her virginity deserves a bravery medal [2026-03-20 10:00:44] bmagic : But still end up losing [2026-03-20 10:00:45] bluemaster : she is OK my friend she lost other people money [2026-03-20 10:01:07] bmagic : Who cares. The worst trader of all time [2026-03-20 10:01:15] bmagic : Infinite glitch and still loses [2026-03-20 10:01:20] bluemaster : Gandalf the Grey: ma ge they all are hot and good , just fucken use pillow and problem solved [2026-03-20 10:03:08] bluemaster : she was CZ-ed ,actualy she was good [2026-03-20 10:07:51] bluemaster : nak nak anyone here ? [2026-03-20 10:07:59] bluemaster : looks like I will have to go to pokies with rest of my boomer generation [2026-03-20 10:11:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 800 USD @ 70321.3 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-20 10:12:25] bmagic : Long [2026-03-20 10:12:36] bmagic : Buy 70250 [2026-03-20 10:15:03] Dr.van_Doom666 : 0.108 BTC 70,491.0 rekt [2026-03-20 10:15:04] Gandalf the Grey : wait for liq grab then longo [2026-03-20 10:16:20] Dr.van_Doom666 : Nasdac total DOOM!!!! [2026-03-20 10:16:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 70278.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-20 10:20:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : just silly nOObs go long BTC [2026-03-20 10:25:45] thankyousomuch : you know, when longers started running backwards i had nothing, but look at me now [2026-03-20 10:31:34] thankyousomuch : Dr.van_Doom666: 😌 9 million years minimum wage [2026-03-20 10:32:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : thankyousomuch: +666 [2026-03-20 10:37:51] PeacenLuv : 😆pumpittup btc [2026-03-20 10:37:57] PeacenLuv : Dr.van_Doom666: [2026-03-20 10:44:32] PeacenLuv : lpngstkops up 70258