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[2026-03-19 05:10:40] speedwell : English my guess
[2026-03-19 05:14:13] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: thats why you dont make trading a competition ser
[2026-03-19 05:34:14] Gandalf the Grey : I like the idea
[2026-03-19 05:34:36] Gandalf the Grey : man vs man lol
[2026-03-19 05:34:38] Gandalf the Grey : primal
[2026-03-19 05:36:16] bmagic : Man vs insurance fund
[2026-03-19 05:38:18] Gandalf the Grey : true lol
[2026-03-19 05:40:11] BlissRP : real battle is man vs own primal urges
[2026-03-19 05:43:25] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 30,000 USD @ 70776.9182 ```
[2026-03-19 05:43:32] bmagic : Man vs market
[2026-03-19 05:44:34] BlissRP : wen 80kek
[2026-03-19 05:54:12] speedwell : gen!?
[2026-03-19 05:54:24] speedwell : gwen
[2026-03-19 06:00:02] speedwell : we are in an up trend till 68 breaks, then we range bound till 62 breaks
[2026-03-19 06:04:43] migozelaaa : 50k guys
[2026-03-19 06:05:40] speedwell : yeah but not for ages
[2026-03-19 06:05:48] migozelaaa : I promise
[2026-03-19 06:06:12] speedwell : price time line...
[2026-03-19 06:06:21] speedwell : from here
[2026-03-19 06:31:26] bluemaster : such i nice feeling finally underwater again ,I amnot used to be in amoney anymore :pepe:
[2026-03-19 06:31:33] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 243,700 USD @ 71333.7994 ```
[2026-03-19 06:31:50] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ```
[2026-03-19 06:32:14] bluemaster : Am I allowed to add more here or to wait for 16k 😝
[2026-03-19 06:34:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0014 XBT @ 70630.1 ($98.88) - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-19 06:34:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 0.4100 SOL @ 89.68 ($36.77)
[2026-03-19 06:46:17] neki : noiw this. this is just meh
[2026-03-19 06:46:54] neki : this is just not the way pumps work. wen corn not broken? wen giga pump? when FOMO?
[2026-03-19 06:48:35] neki : bluemaster: u should add here, makes for more underwater pnl if and when 17k
[2026-03-19 06:48:47] neki : bluemaster: trading should be comfortable :D
[2026-03-19 06:53:51] neki : hmmhh.. gold breaking down, as expected. Buht, why take brother corn with it?
[2026-03-19 06:57:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 258.6000 SUI @ 0.9709 ($251.02)
[2026-03-19 07:01:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 11000 USD @ 70355.3
[2026-03-19 07:01:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTH26`: Sell 2000 USD @ 70433.5
[2026-03-19 07:01:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSDT`: Sell 329.7000 SUI @ 0.9697 ($319.68)
[2026-03-19 07:01:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.5000 ETH @ 2174.02 ($3,260.82) - Congrats, you just paid for BlackRock’s next ETF commercial
[2026-03-19 07:01:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0739 XBT @ 70361.9 ($5,199.19)
[2026-03-19 07:08:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3600 USD @ 70326.9
[2026-03-19 07:09:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 70252.2
[2026-03-19 07:14:44] caex : FOMO boys are piling into longs nicely… good, good soon you’ll be closing them at a loss or getting liquidated.😆
[2026-03-19 07:15:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 3000 USD @ 69971.1
[2026-03-19 07:15:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1237 XBT @ 69890.6 ($8,646.38)
[2026-03-19 07:16:24] speedwell : ooh
[2026-03-19 07:18:42] neki : chupacabrra at it again
[2026-03-19 07:19:43] caex : No “ohh” it’s just setting up for a drop to 56k, not a time to create FOMO
[2026-03-19 07:20:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 220000 USD @ 69807.9 - Paper hands beat dead hands
[2026-03-19 07:20:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5000 USD @ 69771.4
[2026-03-19 07:20:27] caex : 70k broken again
[2026-03-19 07:20:54] speedwell : caex: Doubt it, you in a rush?
[2026-03-19 07:20:58] Shiro : Come on fill my order 67400
[2026-03-19 07:21:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0031 XBT @ 69683.9 ($216.05) - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-19 07:21:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 19.0400 SOL @ 88.93 ($1,693.27)
[2026-03-19 07:21:33] caex : Shiro: 👌
[2026-03-19 07:22:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 12000 USD @ 69664.3
[2026-03-19 07:23:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 69596.3
[2026-03-19 07:23:38] Shiro : Slowly slowly I'm reducing my short from here
[2026-03-19 07:23:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0001 XBT @ 69526.7 ($6.95) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-19 07:23:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.7275 XBT @ 69489.7 ($50,563.71) - Your bag is now a museum exhibit
[2026-03-19 07:23:57] neki : is this it corn? are you making me disbelieve?< do you not love me back?
[2026-03-19 07:24:24] Shiro : Target is 67400
[2026-03-19 07:24:29] Mr. Axelrod : let it come , luv it
[2026-03-19 07:24:36] neki : If we're separating, Im taking the kids tho. and the dog
[2026-03-19 07:24:40] Shiro : Still 65-66 is strong support
[2026-03-19 07:24:51] Mr. Axelrod : neki: dont separate
[2026-03-19 07:25:02] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: there is no support
[2026-03-19 07:25:03] Mr. Axelrod : 55k
[2026-03-19 07:25:06] BlissRP : neki: love hurts
[2026-03-19 07:25:09] BlissRP : love bites
[2026-03-19 07:25:22] speedwell : costs
[2026-03-19 07:25:33] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: luv sucks
[2026-03-19 07:25:35] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: support is only 3k 😂
[2026-03-19 07:25:48] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: 1K will not hold
[2026-03-19 07:25:51] Mr. Axelrod : :D
[2026-03-19 07:26:01] neki : all I ever wanted was to find someone who would love me. But all I got is rape, cheat, deceat
[2026-03-19 07:26:02] Shiro : :arthur:
[2026-03-19 07:26:19] speedwell : humps and sucks. I've done a few surveys.
[2026-03-19 07:26:34] speedwell : love that is
[2026-03-19 07:26:36] jjhiijiji : maybe it was a loving rape, and cheating is just loving too much
[2026-03-19 07:26:39] BlissRP : cmon man, if shiro wasnt this sad at 76k you shouldnt be this sad at 69k
[2026-03-19 07:26:46] Shiro : neki: awww we love you niki dont be sad 😘
[2026-03-19 07:26:53] BlissRP : were not even at 39k yet, how sad will you be then??
[2026-03-19 07:27:34] Shiro : BlissRP: 39 I'll be fking sad too 😭
[2026-03-19 07:27:48] BlissRP : no youll hold it like a man and not cover early
[2026-03-19 07:27:50] BlissRP : it is written
[2026-03-19 07:28:17] neki : Shiro: </3 emo-brokenhearted ... whyy corn, why... why did i not listen to drDOOM marriage counseling? Is it my fault we've grown apart?
[2026-03-19 07:28:47] BlissRP : dr doom marriage counseling LMFAOOOO
[2026-03-19 07:28:46] neki : BlissRP: Welll
[2026-03-19 07:28:50] speedwell : just think, soon we will all be at sea holding on to leaky barrels
[2026-03-19 07:28:56] BlissRP : ur killing me bro
[2026-03-19 07:28:59] neki : BlissRP: well 39 is a different story...
[2026-03-19 07:29:01] Shiro : BlissRP: you were the one telling me there's no galaxy trade always take profits off the table 😂🤣
[2026-03-19 07:29:21] BlissRP : Shiro: tps are ok but if trade is not invalidated then fk it
[2026-03-19 07:29:31] neki : BlissRP: I admit I havent been entirely faithfull... 39 is where my cheating honey is... :D
[2026-03-19 07:29:40] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-19 07:29:48] Shiro : neki: it's alright niki dont blame yourself ♥️
[2026-03-19 07:31:59] BlissRP : imo we pamp for lower high very soon
[2026-03-19 07:32:04] neki : Shiro: with this support, I might just make it. Although some "other type of support" woould do wonders as well :D
[2026-03-19 07:32:07] neki : xD
[2026-03-19 07:33:17] Shiro : Still I feel we gonna take of from 66-67 😃
[2026-03-19 07:33:27] Shiro : 65 breaking can be ugly
[2026-03-19 07:36:24] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: 100% , my minimum target is 65-66K today or tomorrow
[2026-03-19 07:36:48] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: if that doesn't happen then I will chop @bmagic and Shawn's dick :arthur:
[2026-03-19 07:37:08] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: :arthur:
[2026-03-19 07:37:54] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: hehehehehehehehee
[2026-03-19 07:38:04] Shiro : Hehehehebehe
[2026-03-19 07:39:10] Shiro : I just joined the camp I missed 6 days of it already 😑💔
[2026-03-19 07:39:29] Mr. Axelrod : my silver is ruining me
[2026-03-19 07:39:46] Shiro : It's alright those 6 days was just red days for me 🤣
[2026-03-19 07:39:54] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl XAGUSDT ``` :bitmex: XAGUSDT: 1.87 USDT RPNL, -52.83 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-19 07:44:10] Shiro : BlissRP: I'm thinking of taking %50 tp from 68800 to 67 and leave the rest of it and after that bring my sl to 69600 what do you think?
[2026-03-19 07:45:49] Shiro : Eu not even opening yet in 15mins EU might dump it harder
[2026-03-19 07:47:19] neki : Shiro: This llevel breaking is pretty pivotal - i would not TP as this will go to sub 60k soon if we dont get a meaningfull rebound. TP lower than
[2026-03-19 07:49:06] Shiro : neki: you know one of my talents is always having great traders with %50-80 in profits and all the sudden hitting my SL -%3-5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-19 07:49:22] bmagic : U a master baiter
[2026-03-19 07:49:37] bmagic : Long for financial freedom! No money no problems
[2026-03-19 07:49:52] BlissRP : Shiro: seems early but you decide what you are happy with
[2026-03-19 07:50:00] Shiro : bmagic: all pressures are on your dick bro hold it strong 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-19 07:50:12] BlissRP : can easily take some now and probably add again at same entry price
[2026-03-19 07:50:40] Shiro : BlissRP: ok thooaybe reduced it to only %20-30
[2026-03-19 07:52:18] neki : Shiro: haha I know.. but the best thing I did for my portfolio was to remove the "take half" mentality from my mind. In my experience, when I did this, it was only on the obvious winners, so this then hurt either my pnl or entry upon re-adding to size later on. Less decisions = better game
[2026-03-19 07:52:18] 45th_blown_account : bitconneeeeeeeeeee, waso waso wasoooo
[2026-03-19 07:52:34] BlissRP : Shiro: do you survive if we go to 80 from here?
[2026-03-19 07:52:45] BlissRP : im still not ruling it out
[2026-03-19 07:52:52] BlissRP : but would like to see a lower high
[2026-03-19 07:53:07] neki : this is me on crack : - Current short size: 302 contracts - Current short entry: 73,181.73
[2026-03-19 07:53:26] Shiro : BlissRP: yeah much higher right now and even if I tp 10% of it it's gonna be sub 90s
[2026-03-19 07:53:27] Mr. JB : Mega pump inc
[2026-03-19 07:53:40] Mr. JB : Long it
[2026-03-19 07:53:47] BlissRP : Shiro: you are responsible guy. i like that
[2026-03-19 07:54:13] BlissRP : Mr. JB: like last time or nah?
[2026-03-19 07:54:26] Mr. JB : Yeah sure
[2026-03-19 07:54:29] CaptainMooncoin : 90k today come on woooooohhhhoooooo
[2026-03-19 07:54:54] speedwell : consistent, reliable
[2026-03-19 07:54:56] Shiro : neki: +1
[2026-03-19 07:54:56] CaptainMooncoin : why is everyone trolling so much in here?
[2026-03-19 07:55:15] bluemaster : neki: I was counting on your "will" power adn switched to the crack :pepe:
[2026-03-19 07:55:22] BlissRP : i thought this was a truthbox :pepe:
[2026-03-19 07:55:30] speedwell : CaptainMooncoin: crazy pill formula got changed.
[2026-03-19 07:55:49] CaptainMooncoin : stop trolling
[2026-03-19 07:55:53] Shiro : Trollbox advises for financial freedom is real 🤣🤣🤣 @BlissRP
[2026-03-19 07:56:12] speedwell : No trolling in the troll box!
[2026-03-19 07:56:19] speedwell : new rule
[2026-03-19 07:56:23] BlissRP : its all a game of probabilities ser, and ruling anything out can be devastating
[2026-03-19 07:56:34] neki : bluemaster: I been willing since mid FEB, are you not pleased with result ? d the will will resume shortly.
[2026-03-19 07:56:36] neki : :D
[2026-03-19 07:56:42] bluemaster : speedwell: only about ssex and politics allowed
[2026-03-19 07:57:19] Shiro : bluemaster: +1000 :arthur:
[2026-03-19 07:57:26] bluemaster : neki: please don; tuse your will poewer anymore I am tired of this pumps down
[2026-03-19 07:57:28] neki : bluemaster: but for now some freebase crack must be smoked
[2026-03-19 07:57:29] speedwell : just hot girls and bumbs
[2026-03-19 07:58:21] neki : bluemaster: ok master, crack it is then. Althouogh results on crack may vary, will is more consitent overall . Buht, it is your call :D
[2026-03-19 07:58:31] Shiro : Ok Eu EU 2mins
[2026-03-19 07:58:37] BlissRP : crackbox
[2026-03-19 08:00:13] speedwell : being gay never worked out for me. I just ended rooting all his friends.
[2026-03-19 08:00:18] neki : so ungrateful tho.. willing the market from 59.8 flush into 76 and still not enogh
[2026-03-19 08:00:36] speedwell : up*
[2026-03-19 08:01:57] speedwell : neki: have you run out of will?
[2026-03-19 08:03:07] neki : speedwell: its been underperforming last 24hrs.
[2026-03-19 08:04:37] speedwell : I've got a new idea for a survey!
[2026-03-19 08:10:52] BlissRP : speedwell: 3 people including me and you are so excited ser!!
[2026-03-19 08:11:20] speedwell : Boom!
[2026-03-19 08:13:45] BlissRP : i want you in my room?
[2026-03-19 08:14:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BNBUSD`: Buy 8 Cont @ 645.88 ($362.67)
[2026-03-19 08:14:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `HYPEUSDT`: Sell 9.6000 HYPE @ 39.865 ($386.04)
[2026-03-19 08:16:24] funny cat videos : BlissRP: lmfao i was just listening to that :arthur:
[2026-03-19 08:17:02] BlissRP : funny cat videos: :doge:
[2026-03-19 08:17:35] BlissRP : hopefully you are referring to the song and not some weird step pronz
[2026-03-19 08:19:26] funny cat videos : ♪♫ :doge:
[2026-03-19 08:24:36] speedwell : BlissRP: https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVq0B0n3
[2026-03-19 08:25:23] speedwell : Got a date with my ex
[2026-03-19 08:25:44] speedwell : Funeral
[2026-03-19 08:26:26] speedwell : Sisters ex. Heart problems, experts baffled.
[2026-03-19 08:32:21] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!
[2026-03-19 08:39:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : 70k never again! screenshot it!!
[2026-03-19 08:40:47] PeacenLuv : 69902 btc long entry bhyin dipz
[2026-03-19 08:40:59] PeacenLuv : Dr.van_Doom666:
[2026-03-19 08:41:47] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhhweeeee btc longs
[2026-03-19 08:42:41] PeacenLuv : 5min btc bottomed
[2026-03-19 08:45:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : 70k never again! screenshot it!!
[2026-03-19 08:47:22] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: chill down still I have your never ever 64 screenshot 😁
[2026-03-19 08:47:30] BlissRP : speedwell: its way too tempting to pick the unhinged answers
[2026-03-19 08:47:37] BlissRP : but i fought the urge
[2026-03-19 08:47:38] Shiro : But in the meantime don't feel shy to dump it 🤡🥳
[2026-03-19 08:49:17] bmagic : Bmagic lives
[2026-03-19 08:49:20] speedwell : BlissRP: I know, I should leave them out, it messes with the science.
[2026-03-19 08:49:34] BlissRP : +1
[2026-03-19 08:51:37] speedwell : It looks like it was typed up by a moron, I hope it doesn't hamper the results...
[2026-03-19 08:52:22] Shiro : bmagic: Bmagic he's cat with 9 lives and 9 cocks :arthur:
[2026-03-19 08:53:21] speedwell : https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVq0B0n3 got 7 votes last case srtudy.
[2026-03-19 08:59:01] speedwell : Not many people think Christ can come for a second time. I could when I was 33.
[2026-03-19 09:07:01] RonniePickering : 70k still holding though
[2026-03-19 09:14:01] 45th_blown_account : u want the truf ? you cant handle the truf :arthur:
[2026-03-19 09:15:37] bmagic : Long hard
[2026-03-19 09:15:40] bmagic : Long soft
[2026-03-19 09:15:49] bmagic : Long it
[2026-03-19 09:16:28] speedwell : bmagic: https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVq0B0n3
[2026-03-19 09:16:49] speedwell : pivot, we walk the line
[2026-03-19 09:28:00] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: rekt
[2026-03-19 09:29:28] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: I'm still hodling my short let's be friend :doge:
[2026-03-19 09:30:07] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: van_Doom666 doesnt excepts friendship until both are REKT
[2026-03-19 09:30:31] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-19 09:32:53] Shiro : Dump it for papi dump it for soft dickless 😂
[2026-03-19 09:33:47] thankyousomuch : 1 k guys, 1 k
[2026-03-19 09:34:18] Shiro : thankyousomuch: 1k can't hold :arthur:
[2026-03-19 09:37:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +666
[2026-03-19 09:38:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : thankyousomuch: +666
[2026-03-19 09:43:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. Axelrod: -666
[2026-03-19 09:43:42] Dr.van_Doom666 : 72700-73600 then total DOOM!!!
[2026-03-19 09:44:05] BlissRP : 82420 then 0
[2026-03-19 09:44:42] Shiro : Nah not accepted 68800-67400 then 3k 🤣🤡
[2026-03-19 09:45:34] Shiro : We have to retest that 200ma on 4hr
[2026-03-19 10:20:55] speedwell : 00
[2026-03-19 10:22:56] speedwell : People don't realise how much global energy is consumed by vibraters.
[2026-03-19 10:23:46] speedwell : energy spick every Fridayday night.
[2026-03-19 10:24:11] BlissRP : speedwell: you mean every chess match
[2026-03-19 10:24:18] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-19 10:26:36] speedwell : 5D?
[2026-03-19 10:26:55] bmagic : I know a lot about energy consumption by vibraters
[2026-03-19 10:27:35] bmagic : I run a vibrater mining operation.
[2026-03-19 10:27:37] speedwell : Are you an electrical shripper?
[2026-03-19 10:29:51] speedwell : The plugin dildo index has been climbing with
[2026-03-19 10:30:04] speedwell : interest rates
[2026-03-19 10:31:20] speedwell : Fuel prices are set to expand the products spread world wide.
[2026-03-19 10:37:01] speedwell : potentially resulting in less men and more wind turbines.
[2026-03-19 10:39:29] neki : masturbation candle
[2026-03-19 10:40:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `WLDUSD`: Sell 192 Cont @ 0.3399 ($458.22)
[2026-03-19 10:44:15] funny cat videos : wu
[2026-03-19 10:44:18] funny cat videos : tang
[2026-03-19 10:45:04] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!
[2026-03-19 10:45:23] Mr. Axelrod : Dr.van_Doom666: change your name to doomer :arthur:
[2026-03-19 10:51:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. Axelrod: -666
[2026-03-19 10:55:21] bmagic : Erectile dysfunction cured
[2026-03-19 10:55:28] bmagic : Dildo candle enabled
[2026-03-19 10:56:40] thankyousomuch : hello guys, and bullrun has ended cause bulllrun has started of course
[2026-03-19 10:57:49] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: lately you have become very vulgar
[2026-03-19 10:58:46] neki : Mr. Axelrod: its ačll thiss dikk -o-phobia. Dude is paranoid from the potential hurt. (knives everywhere, teeth everywhere, plates everywhere)
[2026-03-19 10:58:52] neki : all*
[2026-03-19 10:59:13] Mr. Axelrod : neki: i think you are right
[2026-03-19 10:59:17] Dr.van_Doom666 : i told u all...new moon=short!!
[2026-03-19 10:59:36] thankyousomuch : lets see whether btc goes downor whether btc goes down
[2026-03-19 10:59:41] thankyousomuch : difficulty to say lol
[2026-03-19 10:59:44] neki : This is the true cost of trading. Fear of the un-dickennig @Mr. Axelrod
[2026-03-19 11:00:39] Mr. Axelrod : i feel for @bmagic
[2026-03-19 11:01:05] neki : #meToo
[2026-03-19 11:01:29] speedwell : I thought I was on the weekly, but it was the hourly...looks the same
[2026-03-19 11:01:50] thankyousomuch : hrly till yearly are bearish
[2026-03-19 11:03:33] speedwell : When surveyed, most women reported candle colour did not matter as much as volume.
[2026-03-19 11:04:01] Mr. Axelrod : speedwell: and depth of penetration?
[2026-03-19 11:04:29] speedwell : you sicko...
[2026-03-19 11:04:47] Mr. Axelrod : speedwell: :pepe:
[2026-03-19 11:21:21] thankyousomuch : Minimum wage :pepe:
[2026-03-19 11:25:18] neki : extrapolate for the muff-factor
[2026-03-19 11:25:58] neki : induce the pentetration volatility. account for friction factor..
[2026-03-19 11:26:49] neki : bukkake-tize the bucket
[2026-03-19 11:31:48] bmagic : U guys are disgusting
[2026-03-19 11:32:24] bmagic : Can you stop talking about turbulent veiny throbbing vibrating dildo dicks erect and firm?
[2026-03-19 11:33:25] bmagic : Cant even go long without seeing someone talking about releasing the kraken
[2026-03-19 11:37:24] neki : trading is highly sexualized activity. Its natural, from being in numbers, factors, frequencies.. "All realy above shoulder shit" So u gotta keep the circulation flowing, feed the geese. *source: Wolf of Wall steet*
[2026-03-19 11:38:14] neki : or should I say : wolf of walls TIT :D
[2026-03-19 11:38:25] neki : give it up for b00bs !!
[2026-03-19 11:40:37] Gandalf the Grey : so what we doing now
[2026-03-19 11:40:39] Gandalf the Grey : long or short
[2026-03-19 11:40:56] bmagic : Lort
[2026-03-19 11:41:07] neki : SHLONG!
[2026-03-19 11:41:08] Gandalf the Grey : shong?
[2026-03-19 11:41:17] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 35,000 USD @ 70134.0964 ```
[2026-03-19 11:41:27] bmagic : Say what u will
[2026-03-19 11:43:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: rekt
[2026-03-19 11:44:11] bmagic : Say something
[2026-03-19 11:44:49] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 45,000 USD @ 70105.0875 ```
[2026-03-19 11:47:18] Dr.van_Doom666 : megarekt
[2026-03-19 11:49:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : breakdown ahead!!!
[2026-03-19 11:53:35] neki : a grand for a friend
[2026-03-19 11:53:49] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: i wernered u
[2026-03-19 11:56:57] contract details : no longs above 50k
[2026-03-19 11:58:15] neki : Eiffel 65 iam blue daaba-dee-ddaabba-daaa
[2026-03-19 11:59:04] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 50,000 USD @ 70084.4518 ```
[2026-03-19 11:59:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: chaser
[2026-03-19 12:05:10] bmagic : Looks solid
[2026-03-19 12:05:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 69758.6 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-19 12:05:57] migozelaaa : Go 50k
[2026-03-19 12:06:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1800 USD @ 69691
[2026-03-19 12:07:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1700 ETH @ 2156.1 ($366.53)
[2026-03-19 12:08:01] RonniePickering : pamp it!
[2026-03-19 12:08:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-19 12:08:18] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNUYrra8nz8
[2026-03-19 12:15:31] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 69780
[2026-03-19 12:16:21] PeacenLuv : 😄pumpittup lezgohh bitkoin
[2026-03-19 12:16:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 69619.3 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-19 12:16:51] RonnieREKT : uh oh..
[2026-03-19 12:20:04] Dr.van_Doom666 : GAME OVER BULLTARDS!!
[2026-03-19 12:26:01] contract details : nevermore
[2026-03-19 12:26:05] contract details : deadcoin
[2026-03-19 12:26:36] Dr.van_Doom666 : it breaks now
[2026-03-19 12:30:06] neki : anyone seen the other doctor.. DrNONONO ? wheres he/she
[2026-03-19 12:30:27] Dr.van_Doom666 : now he is Drrekt
[2026-03-19 12:30:33] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: :D
[2026-03-19 12:30:50] Gandalf the Grey : silver good coin lol
[2026-03-19 12:31:25] Dr.van_Doom666 : silver goes to 40-60 $
[2026-03-19 12:31:29] PeacenLuv : longstops up btc 69508
[2026-03-19 12:31:45] neki : silver scam lol.. gold gonna end up on 3400 level as well
[2026-03-19 12:33:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1402 XBT @ 69612.4 ($9,759.15)
[2026-03-19 12:35:07] bmagic : Long now
[2026-03-19 12:41:34] Dr.van_Doom666 : 68k
[2026-03-19 12:47:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 600 XRP @ 1.4452 ($866.95)
[2026-03-19 12:48:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 69543.3 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-19 12:48:57] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: close it
[2026-03-19 12:49:32] Gandalf the Grey : dual battom?
[2026-03-19 12:49:58] Dr.van_Doom666 : Gandalf the Grey: nah.. it will break to 68k to get the liquidity
[2026-03-19 12:50:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 69503 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-19 12:50:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 16.3200 ETH @ 2144.35 ($34,994.32) - Bro trusted the Telegram signal group again
[2026-03-19 12:50:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0001 XBT @ 69403.9 ($6.94) - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-19 12:51:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 69323.2 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-19 12:51:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 5.7100 ZEC @ 239.28 ($1,366.07)
[2026-03-19 12:51:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 206 Cont @ 2135.08 ($30,473.36) - Your long got sent to the shadow realm
[2026-03-19 12:52:06] neki : MOthER FEKKKK!
[2026-03-19 12:52:16] neki : god I got scared right now lol :D
[2026-03-19 12:52:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 69280.8 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-19 12:52:29] neki : forgot about an alarm I had on Tradigview at this price :D
[2026-03-19 12:53:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0629 XBT @ 69151.9 ($4,349.40)
[2026-03-19 12:53:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 69149.7
[2026-03-19 12:53:30] GodBleesYou : goooo bmex!!!!!!!
[2026-03-19 12:54:23] GodBleesYou : sexy!!!!
[2026-03-19 12:55:34] clarknova : bye bye gold :)
[2026-03-19 12:55:35] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: 0.6475 XBT RPNL, -0.0000 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-19 12:55:37] Shawn-Williams : Not going up before weekend
[2026-03-19 12:55:43] MANsa_MOONsa : close one
[2026-03-19 12:55:54] clarknova : so much rektation...
[2026-03-19 12:56:05] Shawn-Williams : these rounded semicircular moves
[2026-03-19 12:56:49] neki : clarknova: so much for economic uncertainty hedge, safe haven asset :D not untill 3400
[2026-03-19 12:57:16] neki : like times are really fkked, gold on the dump of the century
[2026-03-19 12:57:22] bmagic : If this doesn’t pump i will eat
[2026-03-19 12:57:29] Shawn-Williams : its gonna be blood bath in US market today- it seems like
[2026-03-19 12:57:47] bmagic : Bullish AF signals
[2026-03-19 12:57:54] bmagic : The red means blood
[2026-03-19 12:58:51] neki : EU timed the drop like clockwork.. good for you europe, good for you.
[2026-03-19 13:00:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAUSDT`: Sell 1500 ADA @ 0.2643 ($396.33)
[2026-03-19 13:00:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1 ETH @ 2129.62 ($2,129.54) - Margin call knocked – nobody home?
[2026-03-19 13:01:05] contract details : there is no bullish scenario for bitcoin
[2026-03-19 13:01:09] contract details : nor for the west
[2026-03-19 13:01:29] contract details : trump the modern Crassus
[2026-03-19 13:01:43] bmagic : Doom? @contract details
[2026-03-19 13:03:00] contract details : yes
[2026-03-19 13:03:10] Gandalf the Grey : It is not even giving reentree
[2026-03-19 13:03:13] Gandalf the Grey : only down lol
[2026-03-19 13:03:15] Shawn-Williams : now it will stop falling as soon as US open
[2026-03-19 13:03:20] Shawn-Williams : and fall when US close
[2026-03-19 13:03:26] Shawn-Williams : it will go up over the weekend
[2026-03-19 13:03:29] Shawn-Williams : but not before
[2026-03-19 13:03:33] contract details : i dont think the bottom test will hold 3d looks like shit
[2026-03-19 13:03:36] Gandalf the Grey : u think burgers will pump?
[2026-03-19 13:03:39] contract details : if it bounces short it if not short it
[2026-03-19 13:03:51] neki : this is good
[2026-03-19 13:03:57] neki : long it like newer before
[2026-03-19 13:04:20] Shawn-Williams : it will go up once beyond 76k for last time before going to 60k and then 54k
[2026-03-19 13:04:43] contract details : even 72 is optimistic
[2026-03-19 13:04:44] Gandalf the Grey : silver at daily support
[2026-03-19 13:04:47] Gandalf the Grey : buy some?
[2026-03-19 13:04:58] contract details : buy support sell 30m bounce
[2026-03-19 13:05:00] contract details : :arthur:
[2026-03-19 13:06:02] neki : i'll wait for my alarm one more time..
[2026-03-19 13:06:07] neki : then its on motherfkker
[2026-03-19 13:06:16] neki : fool bool mode
[2026-03-19 13:06:40] neki : this dump was a blessing
[2026-03-19 13:12:29] neki : u wanna scam it to fill my bag?
[2026-03-19 13:12:56] neki : ill show u knife. there is will
[2026-03-19 13:13:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1 ETH @ 2118.54 ($2,118.48) - Another future McDonald’s employee
[2026-03-19 13:13:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PUMPUSDT`: Sell 482970 PUMP @ 0.001845 ($891.08)
[2026-03-19 13:14:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 69099.6 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-19 13:16:36] neki : fukk yea
[2026-03-19 13:16:39] neki : AMerica!
[2026-03-19 13:21:12] neki : its bad bera
[2026-03-19 13:21:17] neki : its realy BAD
[2026-03-19 13:25:52] contract details : yeah
[2026-03-19 13:25:54] contract details : so bad it's won
[2026-03-19 13:25:55] contract details : forever
[2026-03-19 13:25:58] contract details : until trump dies
[2026-03-19 13:30:35] RonniePickering : we done with this dump now?
[2026-03-19 13:30:51] contract details : no
[2026-03-19 13:30:56] RonniePickering : bottomboys, can we buy now?
[2026-03-19 13:31:41] contract details : there is no bottom :pepe:
[2026-03-19 13:33:57] GodBleesYou : contract details: -1300$
[2026-03-19 13:34:27] neki : Black Sabbath - paranoid
[2026-03-19 13:34:48] contract details : GodBleesYou: rookie numbers you dont wanna see my pnl
[2026-03-19 13:34:50] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-19 13:35:21] GodBleesYou : contract details: naaa i am saying -1300$ is the bottom jajjajaja
[2026-03-19 13:35:41] GodBleesYou : contract details: you will be fine...
[2026-03-19 13:35:51] GodBleesYou : you have my promise 2026 will end green
[2026-03-19 13:42:02] neki : well
[2026-03-19 13:42:04] neki : go figure bera
[2026-03-19 13:48:21] thankyousomuch : yes sometimes bullruns end
[2026-03-19 13:48:33] thankyousomuch : and sometimes bulruns dont start
[2026-03-19 13:48:44] thankyousomuch : alts 0
[2026-03-19 13:48:47] thankyousomuch : longterm
[2026-03-19 13:48:50] thankyousomuch : and btc 5 cent
[2026-03-19 13:49:38] thankyousomuch : cause bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started :rocket::downrocket::downrocket:
[2026-03-19 13:49:49] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-19 13:49:55] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:
[2026-03-19 13:50:02] neki : time to rekindle that old love
[2026-03-19 13:50:17] neki : *I wanna lay u down in a bed of roses* .. naa naaa
[2026-03-19 13:50:43] thankyousomuch : cent :pepe:
[2026-03-19 13:51:04] thankyousomuch : longers 1 cent away from hell
[2026-03-19 13:51:54] RonnieREKT : Send it
[2026-03-19 13:52:10] RonnieREKT : Send it higher!
[2026-03-19 13:52:36] neki : u cant handle the CUP!
[2026-03-19 13:52:45] neki : the one that WILL work :D
[2026-03-19 13:54:49] neki : the great journey to the moon
[2026-03-19 13:54:59] GodBleesYou : Bmex the only safe haven!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-19 13:55:04] GodBleesYou : GO GO GO BMEX!!!!!!!
[2026-03-19 13:55:15] GodBleesYou : In artur we trust!!!!
[2026-03-19 13:55:17] Gandalf the Grey : Finally bear getting some spanking lol
[2026-03-19 13:55:30] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: dont say it...
[2026-03-19 13:55:35] GodBleesYou : we just taking profits
[2026-03-19 13:56:00] GodBleesYou : big bears wait at +5-3% to reshort @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-03-19 13:56:15] neki : hm its interesting how everyone thinks this is cryptowinter cycle.. but it itsnt.. Its the first cycle when alts shed and die as uselless., value run into btc again
[2026-03-19 13:56:46] neki : i guess when btc is at 300k, well have about 10-20 alts left.
[2026-03-19 13:56:54] Gandalf the Grey : short here ?
[2026-03-19 13:57:05] neki : not counting the exchanges utility tokens
[2026-03-19 13:57:07] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: no... dont short here lol
[2026-03-19 13:57:20] Gandalf the Grey : u think higher we go?
[2026-03-19 13:57:33] Gandalf the Grey : what is your algo saying
[2026-03-19 13:58:59] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: 3/6/9M short 26M long 3H Long 6/9H SHORT
[2026-03-19 13:59:46] neki : foxtrot,charlie,kilo
[2026-03-19 14:00:09] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: https://www.tradingview.com/x/4DJwPwqV/
[2026-03-19 14:00:17] neki : eu muff wanna close the beothch above 71k
[2026-03-19 14:01:06] Gandalf the Grey : if we take 71k we gucci imo
[2026-03-19 14:01:24] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Yeah..
[2026-03-19 14:01:38] GodBleesYou : for some reason i think 84-89k area is a magnet @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-03-19 14:01:42] GodBleesYou : more then 50k
[2026-03-19 14:01:55] thankyousomuch : Gandalf the Grey: 70 k ath
[2026-03-19 14:01:58] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: just please be cerful...
[2026-03-19 14:02:05] GodBleesYou : we getting near to passover
[2026-03-19 14:02:39] GodBleesYou : there is always massive dump > true bottom after passover that dump is signal the bull market start @Gandalf the Grey
[2026-03-19 14:03:29] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: Passover 2026 begins at sundown on Wednesday, April 1, and ends at nightfall on Thursday, April 9
[2026-03-19 14:05:21] neki : Gandalf the Grey: ye we gucci
[2026-03-19 14:05:27] neki : Murica coming in hard today
[2026-03-19 14:05:54] neki : this whole shiet war/crissis narrative is gonna play out with the high-70's visit
[2026-03-19 14:06:38] neki : this is battom shorters bait.. 6March patterent countertrade on the macro
[2026-03-19 14:10:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 7700 USD @ 69572.5
[2026-03-19 14:13:28] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VURW4gLZLE GUCCI WEAR MOTHERFKKER!!
[2026-03-19 14:15:45] funny cat videos : down down to it's-over-town :pepe:
[2026-03-19 14:16:24] neki : down to 72k
[2026-03-19 14:16:35] neki : marketmakerr dsylectitc, wanted to go to 27
[2026-03-19 14:16:36] funny cat videos : neki's will sent us to boboville
[2026-03-19 14:16:39] funny cat videos : :pepe:
[2026-03-19 14:17:05] neki : funny cat videos: lol bluemaster seems to avoid my will
[2026-03-19 14:17:13] neki : support the WILL
[2026-03-19 14:17:24] neki : especialy support it at support
[2026-03-19 14:17:27] funny cat videos : i only support will eating spaghetti
[2026-03-19 14:17:37] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: 27k will not hold
[2026-03-19 14:17:43] neki : funny cat videos: moms spaghetii?
[2026-03-19 14:20:05] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc
[2026-03-19 14:20:05] Gjergj : admin
[2026-03-19 14:20:55] PeacenLuv : lonhgstops 69183
[2026-03-19 14:21:27] PeacenLuv : Gjergj: i wish i waz adminj
[2026-03-19 14:22:04] PeacenLuv : prollyknow arrythangg
[2026-03-19 14:22:22] funny cat videos : nigga if you was admin tb would be dead
[2026-03-19 14:23:31] PeacenLuv : 6hr bottomed longittup lezgohh
[2026-03-19 14:24:07] funny cat videos : 68k maybe a long scalp
[2026-03-19 14:24:18] Gjergj : will there be crude perp?
[2026-03-19 14:24:37] PeacenLuv : buy the red 1hr btc
[2026-03-19 14:25:51] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 34,000 USD @ 69527.4912 ```
[2026-03-19 14:26:28] PeacenLuv : been ranging 69k to 75k shus breakout of 75k hard
[2026-03-19 14:26:32] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: omg
[2026-03-19 14:27:03] thankyousomuch : long has ended cause long has started
[2026-03-19 14:27:07] thankyousomuch : :pepeb:
[2026-03-19 14:27:20] thankyousomuch : 100x shport 364 days per year
[2026-03-19 14:27:56] thankyousomuch : Longers love life below 100k
[2026-03-19 14:28:00] thankyousomuch : and 69k of course
[2026-03-19 14:28:14] PeacenLuv : longstops up 69258
[2026-03-19 14:28:20] PeacenLuv : press press
[2026-03-19 14:28:22] thankyousomuch : beamarket bye nulls
[2026-03-19 14:28:37] PeacenLuv : keep up the pressure btc bullaz
[2026-03-19 14:28:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 27.5400 SOL @ 87.64 ($2,413.55) - Your bag is now a museum exhibit
[2026-03-19 14:28:44] thankyousomuch : 🐃
[2026-03-19 14:28:49] funny cat videos : brrr
[2026-03-19 14:28:54] funny cat videos : :btc:
[2026-03-19 14:28:55] PeacenLuv : dippinggggg arghhhh
[2026-03-19 14:29:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 30650 DOGE @ 0.09256 ($2,837.09) - Margin call knocked – nobody home?
[2026-03-19 14:29:10] PeacenLuv : buy the bottoms btc
[2026-03-19 14:30:30] thankyousomuch : 1k end of week
[2026-03-19 14:30:36] thankyousomuch : then buillrun ends :pepe:
[2026-03-19 14:30:55] neki : cya bera!
[2026-03-19 14:31:18] thankyousomuch : bye nulls
[2026-03-19 14:31:25] neki : u got about a minute
[2026-03-19 14:31:29] neki : bera
[2026-03-19 14:31:41] REKTakaMagicTric : damm fk israel with gasfield bombing why opening pandora box ? or is that only way to try invite eurpean countries into that conflict
[2026-03-19 14:31:44] thankyousomuch : thze 90k years bear market isnt over :pepeb:
[2026-03-19 14:32:14] PeacenLuv : longstops up 69111
[2026-03-19 14:32:21] thankyousomuch : ended
[2026-03-19 14:32:51] REKTakaMagicTric : idk i think ppl overreacted .. prbly bottom close but who knows btc it have no sense sometimes
[2026-03-19 14:35:13] 45th_blown_account : BMEX +14% 7 cents vamos :Doge:
[2026-03-19 14:43:53] thankyousomuch : a bullrun ends if a bullrun starts
[2026-03-19 14:44:22] PeacenLuv : woooohhhweeee btc bullish dip longittup lezgohh
[2026-03-19 14:45:15] thankyousomuch : 🚽
[2026-03-19 14:45:51] thankyousomuch : dark times for longs
[2026-03-19 14:46:39] Lord_Arthur : 3k incoming
[2026-03-19 14:47:54] Mr. Axelrod : Lord_Arthur: why so bullish ?
[2026-03-19 14:49:14] thankyousomuch : i buy at 3k
[2026-03-19 14:52:02] thankyousomuch : Saylo is liquidated longterm
[2026-03-19 14:52:04] thankyousomuch : :pepe: