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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-18 12:53:56] GodBleesYou : bmagic: :) [2026-03-18 12:54:03] GodBleesYou : such brave man xD [2026-03-18 12:54:42] GodBleesYou : bmagic: i will join you soon [2026-03-18 12:54:51] bmagic : Not brave [2026-03-18 12:54:56] bmagic : Doing it [2026-03-18 12:56:32] bmagic : Send me high. [2026-03-18 12:56:38] bmagic : Or my penis will die [2026-03-18 12:59:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: u will be rekt soon again [2026-03-18 12:59:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : we go to goblintown [2026-03-18 13:00:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTH26`: Sell 20000 USD @ 72350.5 - Congrats, you just paid for BlackRock’s next ETF commercial [2026-03-18 13:00:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 700 USD @ 72313.6 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered [2026-03-18 13:00:54] neki : remember bera : every catapult needs tension hugh n kisses to yout. [2026-03-18 13:01:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 72249.7 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-18 13:01:20] bmagic : Its fine [2026-03-18 13:01:25] bmagic : 68k is good for business [2026-03-18 13:03:35] neki : meh, it opens up the greedy 65 price magnet again. Fekk this, bera might get friday cme gap, and thats that. or not even that, undeserving bera. Done misbehaving here. [2026-03-18 13:03:45] GodBleesYou : bmagic: closed 80% of the sol short here [2026-03-18 13:03:52] GodBleesYou : lets moon @bmagic [2026-03-18 13:03:58] neki : woooo wwooo [2026-03-18 13:04:07] neki : bye bera [2026-03-18 13:04:08] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 40,000 USD @ 72362.5654 ``` [2026-03-18 13:04:14] GodBleesYou : i wait lower to flip long.. but i dont mind a pump to reshort [2026-03-18 13:05:36] bmagic : U don’t understand me [2026-03-18 13:05:44] bmagic : This is do or die [2026-03-18 13:06:24] contract details : easy 100x for bmagic here [2026-03-18 13:07:00] GodBleesYou : bmagic: you never die!! [2026-03-18 13:07:05] GodBleesYou : you are eternel my love [2026-03-18 13:07:09] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-03-18 13:07:11] GodBleesYou : https://www.tradingview.com/x/X55nikQH/ [2026-03-18 13:08:06] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 50,000 USD @ 72370.9445 ``` [2026-03-18 13:09:07] GodBleesYou : bmagic: @contract details @Dr.van_Doom666 @45th_blown_account https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mIYdB9_UkaAeT1MDMvaC0d7BIl63kTnv8 [2026-03-18 13:09:18] GodBleesYou : :doge: :doge: :doge: [2026-03-18 13:10:02] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: :catjam: [2026-03-18 13:12:06] bmagic : If this doesn’t pump to 77k i will eat my own dick [2026-03-18 13:15:40] bmagic : Where my bulls at?! [2026-03-18 13:15:45] bmagic : S [2026-03-18 13:15:47] bmagic : E [2026-03-18 13:15:50] bmagic : N [2026-03-18 13:15:52] bmagic : D [2026-03-18 13:15:55] bmagic : I [2026-03-18 13:15:57] bmagic : T [2026-03-18 13:16:03] bmagic : :rocket: [2026-03-18 13:19:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : 73600 and down to 70000 [2026-03-18 13:19:41] GodBleesYou : bmagic: 26 might give you hope [2026-03-18 13:20:19] GodBleesYou : https://www.tradingview.com/x/5HpEOVm7/ [2026-03-18 13:20:34] GodBleesYou : 3/6 min went bear 9/26 still bull [2026-03-18 13:20:46] GodBleesYou : the enternal fight of time freams!! [2026-03-18 13:20:50] neki : bmagic: wot wow [2026-03-18 13:20:54] neki : ma bullaz [2026-03-18 13:20:57] GodBleesYou : 3H bullish [2026-03-18 13:21:09] GodBleesYou : 6/9H bearish [2026-03-18 13:21:29] GodBleesYou : so it is 50/50 everywhere i look [2026-03-18 13:21:37] neki : bmagic: u seem like some one who'd vibe to DMX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThlhSnRk21E&list=RD45PvLSyHKRg&index=9 [2026-03-18 13:21:53] GodBleesYou : it will be the perfect timing for bull or bear to take control and choose direction for the next weeks [2026-03-18 13:22:40] GodBleesYou : as they say.. we at fair value area [2026-03-18 13:23:23] GodBleesYou : last time it happened at 87k we pumped to 97k just to dump to 60k so market will do the oppsite we will dump to 63k to pump to 103k [2026-03-18 13:23:26] GodBleesYou : lets go!!! [2026-03-18 13:23:27] GodBleesYou : <3 [2026-03-18 13:24:25] GodBleesYou : a jew cant scam other jew!!! aladin i see your moves!! xD [2026-03-18 13:35:35] bmagic : Scam me [2026-03-18 13:36:44] Dario1 : It's a misconception that Jews control Aladdin [2026-03-18 13:37:02] bmagic : Its so much of a misconception that its fact [2026-03-18 13:37:12] Dario1 : They employ thousands of quants from a wide variety of backgrounds [2026-03-18 13:37:19] bmagic : Jewladdin [2026-03-18 13:37:28] Dario1 : In fact, Jewish are actually a small minority of the team… [2026-03-18 13:37:43] Dario1 : besides, Blackrock is a public company [2026-03-18 13:37:44] bmagic : Jews make the best minority with majority ownership [2026-03-18 13:37:48] Dario1 : which means anyone can buy its shares and profit with them [2026-03-18 13:37:59] bmagic : Blackcock is a privately owned firm [2026-03-18 13:37:59] Dario1 : bmagic: not true [2026-03-18 13:38:12] bmagic : Its the backdoor to blackrock [2026-03-18 13:38:25] Dario1 : there is no evidence that Jews own the majority of Blackrock shares [2026-03-18 13:38:26] bmagic : Just pure penetration testing [2026-03-18 13:38:47] bmagic : I don’t know anyone but a Jew that would name a company BlackRock [2026-03-18 13:39:03] Dario1 : Sure Larry, their ceo is Jew, but he only owns 1% of the shares or so [2026-03-18 13:39:46] Dario1 : So in short, Jews don’t control Aladdin [2026-03-18 13:40:29] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: so who is moving the monster ? [2026-03-18 13:40:31] Djdez : Hype 🚀🚀 [2026-03-18 13:41:16] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: Institutional traders and big whales. It’s a chaos :arthur: [2026-03-18 13:42:43] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: not the moves 1-2%, i am talking taking bitcoin from $10 and send it to $100k while its a decentralized currency [2026-03-18 13:43:57] 45th_blown_account : while is environmental unfriendly , while it competes against the USD dollar , while no one knows who satoshi is [2026-03-18 13:44:55] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: fundamental economic principle of supply and demand [2026-03-18 13:45:05] Dario1 : Besides, according to a wealth study, Jews hold approximately 1% of global wealth [2026-03-18 13:45:25] Dario1 : Christians and Muslims etc hold way more than Jews [2026-03-18 13:45:42] Dario1 : So people like to exaggerate a lot [2026-03-18 13:45:48] Dario1 : for certain reasons [2026-03-18 13:46:38] bmagic : Dario1: im only trolling [2026-03-18 13:46:52] Dario1 : bmagic: yeah I know mate [2026-03-18 13:46:52] bmagic : Majority owner of blackrock is vanguard probably [2026-03-18 13:46:58] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: CZ thinks Satoshi is an AI came from the future :pepe: [2026-03-18 13:47:10] bmagic : Its generally other investment firms [2026-03-18 13:47:15] bmagic : Propping eachother up [2026-03-18 13:47:18] Dario1 : 45th_blown_account: lmao he is a funny man :kek: [2026-03-18 13:47:38] bmagic : And behind it all are the jews [2026-03-18 13:47:50] 45th_blown_account : Dario1: :kek: [2026-03-18 13:47:53] bmagic : One jew named Alibaba [2026-03-18 13:57:36] neki : yo whatup B [2026-03-18 13:57:43] neki : stoppa da dumppa [2026-03-18 13:57:47] neki : no no no [2026-03-18 14:00:36] Shiro : Back to life 😄 [2026-03-18 14:00:45] Shiro : Even it's green now lol [2026-03-18 14:02:00] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: DOOM!!!!!!! [2026-03-18 14:02:47] Shiro : 67400 let's go [2026-03-18 14:02:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: fomonOOb [2026-03-18 14:03:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 1560 DOGE @ 0.09554 ($149.04) [2026-03-18 14:04:25] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: n00b noob - got more vew than YouTube1 [2026-03-18 14:04:31] neki : views * [2026-03-18 14:06:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 71914.3 [2026-03-18 14:09:43] neki : MOOO IT!! [2026-03-18 14:09:55] neki : RE-MOO-VE the bera [2026-03-18 14:10:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: just close ur long [2026-03-18 14:12:57] Shiro : neki: in 18 mins if US not pushing it higher it's gonna go much lower [2026-03-18 14:13:03] neki : Dr.van_Doom666: cant man.. just smoked some hopium. i got the jeeevees.. *scratches uncotrollably while sitting under shower* [2026-03-18 14:14:59] Dr.van_Doom666 : neki: rekt [2026-03-18 14:15:51] neki : *laughing while madly adding* [2026-03-18 14:16:58] Shiro : Ma target is 67400 [2026-03-18 14:17:12] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: it will not hold [2026-03-18 14:17:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 3 SOL @ 89.78 ($269.35) [2026-03-18 14:17:39] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: if not then 65200 if not it's ugly thoo 62-60 [2026-03-18 14:18:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: u cann reenter at 1k# [2026-03-18 14:18:19] neki : once there lived a bear [2026-03-18 14:18:21] Dr.van_Doom666 : next moonshot 1000-1500 [2026-03-18 14:18:27] neki : bera was full of pride [2026-03-18 14:18:47] neki : bera did not realise that now every bee hive is for his paws [2026-03-18 14:18:48] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: I know I'm holding short but to be honest I don't want to see this going lower than 62 💔 [2026-03-18 14:19:01] neki : that not* [2026-03-18 14:19:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: it will happen [2026-03-18 14:19:16] Dr.van_Doom666 : lower low will come [2026-03-18 14:19:26] Dr.van_Doom666 : and then more lower lows [2026-03-18 14:19:49] neki : bera will soon stuble onto a hornets nest, thinking its got honey. bera will get stung. rekt countdonw - 30 minutes [2026-03-18 14:28:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1000 USD @ 71799.8 [2026-03-18 14:28:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.7718 XBT @ 71794.6 ($55,412.97) - Email alert: funds went on vacation [2026-03-18 14:28:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `NEARUSD`: Sell 93 Cont @ 1.395 ($931.14) [2026-03-18 14:28:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LINKUSD`: Sell 27 Cont @ 9.305 ($180.32) [2026-03-18 14:28:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 66 Cont @ 2217.89 ($10,506.10) - Bro trusted the Telegram signal group again [2026-03-18 14:28:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSD`: Sell 684 Cont @ 89.63 ($4,400.14) - That red candle had your name on it [2026-03-18 14:28:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BCHUSD`: Sell 57 Cont @ 452.5 ($1,851.15) - Liquidation complete – coffee break? [2026-03-18 14:28:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SUIUSD`: Sell 1740 Cont @ 0.982 ($1,226.36) [2026-03-18 14:28:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4600 USD @ 71648 [2026-03-18 14:29:07] Dario1 : pew pew [2026-03-18 14:29:16] Dario1 : delusional bulls [2026-03-18 14:29:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ADAUSDT`: Sell 1000 ADA @ 0.2717 ($271.72) [2026-03-18 14:29:47] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!! [2026-03-18 14:30:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0002 XBT @ 71619 ($14.33) - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-18 14:32:52] neki : lol, bera [2026-03-18 14:33:06] Dario1 : Where are all the overconfident silly bulls arguing with me yesterday? [2026-03-18 14:33:32] neki : here! tho I did not argue with you [2026-03-18 14:33:32] neki : ž [2026-03-18 14:33:38] neki : confidence high [2026-03-18 14:33:53] Dario1 : yes, you didn’t ser [2026-03-18 14:34:12] Dario1 : come show yourself those who did :arthur: [2026-03-18 14:34:29] Shiro : Dario1: :arthur: [2026-03-18 14:35:21] Dario1 : Shiro: I don’t mind their bull mentality, it’s their overconfidence that makes me laugh 🤣 [2026-03-18 14:35:50] neki : bera done in trou-bull now [2026-03-18 14:36:16] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc&list=PLmXxqSJJq-yXJWtyopwsEEqoSNapmeOFh&index=4 Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It (Official Music Video) [2026-03-18 14:38:53] Gandalf the Grey : i need entreeeeeeeeeee [2026-03-18 14:40:11] neki : go bulla, its yo bday [2026-03-18 14:40:20] neki : we gonna party like, its yo bday [2026-03-18 14:42:55] thankyousomuch : one day longers will maybe learn that the bullrun has ended [2026-03-18 14:43:05] thankyousomuch : when the bullrun has started [2026-03-18 14:43:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : thankyousomuch: +666 [2026-03-18 14:43:21] thankyousomuch : :rocket::downrocket: [2026-03-18 14:43:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 20000 USD @ 71517.2 - Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc [2026-03-18 14:43:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 400 XRP @ 1.4513 ($580.52) [2026-03-18 14:43:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0130 XBT @ 71495.1 ($929.59) - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-18 14:43:40] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 400 XRP @ 1.4509 ($580.19) [2026-03-18 14:43:40] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0130 XBT @ 71495.1 ($929.64) - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-18 14:43:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.8100 ETH @ 2206.47 ($3,993.46) - Liquidation complete – coffee break? [2026-03-18 14:44:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.8100 ETH @ 2206.47 ($3,990.40) - Your portfolio just pulled a Do Kwon disappearing act [2026-03-18 14:44:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 28800 USD @ 71497.5 - Account said “brb” and meant never 😜 [2026-03-18 14:48:39] GodBleesYou : so dip xD [2026-03-18 14:48:51] bmagic : Is good [2026-03-18 14:49:02] bmagic : Can buy a ranch with this dip [2026-03-18 14:49:16] Gandalf the Grey : when you buy a dip but it dips more lol [2026-03-18 14:49:37] CaptainMooncoin : to hell with these market makers [2026-03-18 14:49:37] Dr.van_Doom666 : neverending dips [2026-03-18 14:49:50] Lord_Arthur : 3k is the real dip [2026-03-18 14:49:57] Lord_Arthur : the dippest dip [2026-03-18 14:50:00] Dr.van_Doom666 : CaptainMooncoin: just rename to CaptainDoom [2026-03-18 14:50:10] GodBleesYou : relife pump incoming [2026-03-18 14:50:26] GodBleesYou : Lord_Arthur: 1300 stronger support [2026-03-18 14:50:28] MrBritcoin : sup [2026-03-18 14:51:14] GodBleesYou : remmber bmex the only safe haven <3 [2026-03-18 14:51:17] Gandalf the Grey : finnic must have longed [2026-03-18 14:51:26] Gandalf the Grey : otherwise it makes no sense for it to drop like this [2026-03-18 14:51:40] CaptainMooncoin : every freakin time arthur is taking my money [2026-03-18 14:52:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 60000 USD @ 71475.2 - He tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter [2026-03-18 14:53:12] GodBleesYou : such a breautiful move <3 [2026-03-18 14:53:19] GodBleesYou : market maker <3 [2026-03-18 14:53:22] Lord_Arthur : looks like 75k bulltrap is done. now we go sub 48k [2026-03-18 14:53:22] GodBleesYou : beautiful [2026-03-18 14:53:33] GodBleesYou : Lord_Arthur: naaa,,' [2026-03-18 14:53:44] GodBleesYou : it gonna pump to 84-89 area first [2026-03-18 14:53:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 1100 USD @ 71324.6 [2026-03-18 14:53:59] GodBleesYou : then we see if real bull run start or we go sub 50k @Lord_Arthur [2026-03-18 14:54:31] Gandalf the Grey : high 72k at least for short entree, this is way too low [2026-03-18 14:55:25] Dario1 : but … but … BlissRP promised me a short squeeze [2026-03-18 14:55:36] Dario1 : it’s going the wrong way :arthur: [2026-03-18 14:56:07] Lord_Arthur : GodBleesYou: sub 48k sir [2026-03-18 14:56:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : Lord_Arthur: 25k [2026-03-18 14:56:50] bmagic : Dario1: chance of bounce here [2026-03-18 14:56:56] bmagic : 68k will come but chanceeee [2026-03-18 14:57:05] Dario1 : bmagic: yep agree [2026-03-18 14:57:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.0500 ETH @ 2193.17 ($109.65) [2026-03-18 14:59:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 40000 USD @ 71215.3 - Liquidation bot waving goodbye 👋 [2026-03-18 14:59:54] Gandalf the Grey : Wilson LO SIENTOOOO [2026-03-18 15:00:04] neki : done [2026-03-18 15:00:09] neki : Will it up next [2026-03-18 15:00:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSD`: Sell 17 Cont @ 2187.35 ($2,646.48) - Welcome to the 95% club, population: you [2026-03-18 15:00:41] funny cat videos : Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 2h When is “Too Late” Powell lowering INTEREST RATES? President DJT [2026-03-18 15:00:43] GodBleesYou : Dario1: jajajaja [2026-03-18 15:00:46] Djdez : They are hunting down and punishing all overleveraged longers [2026-03-18 15:00:47] GodBleesYou : but bliss promised xD [2026-03-18 15:00:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 4000 USD @ 71038 [2026-03-18 15:01:30] contract details : 2 months to take a fib 2 days to lose it [2026-03-18 15:01:31] GodBleesYou : bmagic lost his dick shorting... but was right in the end but still lost his dick now he lose his dick on more time longing.. so it probbly the bottom near @Dario1 [2026-03-18 15:01:36] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: call your blackrock buddies to rescue some bulls [2026-03-18 15:01:40] Dario1 : bounce it [2026-03-18 15:01:45] GodBleesYou : where magic lose is the best entery xD @Dario1 [2026-03-18 15:01:48] Dario1 : give them a relief pump [2026-03-18 15:01:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BNBUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 646.62 ($91.82) [2026-03-18 15:01:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0829 XBT @ 70936 ($5,882.20) [2026-03-18 15:01:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10100 USD @ 70957.8 [2026-03-18 15:02:14] GodBleesYou : Dario1: soon [2026-03-18 15:02:16] GodBleesYou : https://www.tradingview.com/x/mfryK8nc/ [2026-03-18 15:02:29] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: I won’t underestimate bmagic mate [2026-03-18 15:02:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BCHUSDT`: Sell 0.5000 BCH @ 446.65 ($223.31) [2026-03-18 15:02:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 0.0800 ZEC @ 252.54 ($20.21) [2026-03-18 15:02:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `WLFIUSDT`: Sell 4843 WLFI @ 0.09772 ($486.72) [2026-03-18 15:02:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 70883.2 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega [2026-03-18 15:02:42] Dario1 : most people here don’t understand his moves [2026-03-18 15:03:25] GodBleesYou : Dario1: https://www.tradingview.com/x/Bd1YvoXE/ [2026-03-18 15:03:39] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: nice TA ⭐️ [2026-03-18 15:03:43] GodBleesYou : Dario1: i dont unrestamite him i adore him [2026-03-18 15:03:48] GodBleesYou : just had bad luck [2026-03-18 15:03:52] GodBleesYou : we all do somtimes [2026-03-18 15:04:07] GodBleesYou : he was right shorting 74k just went to high lavraged xD [2026-03-18 15:04:29] Gandalf the Grey : /ORDERS [2026-03-18 15:04:33] Gandalf the Grey : /orders ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell Long 20,000 USD @ 72498 XBTUSD: Sell Long USD @ undefined ``` [2026-03-18 15:05:07] Dario1 : GodBleesYou: We all adore him love <3 [2026-03-18 15:05:13] Dario1 : that’s great [2026-03-18 15:07:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 3 Cont @ 2195.79 ($470.64) [2026-03-18 15:09:24] contract details : he is always early [2026-03-18 15:09:42] contract details : make a bot copy him 1h later after he posts his entry [2026-03-18 15:09:47] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-18 15:09:46] contract details : and you will be profitable [2026-03-18 15:13:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 5000 USD @ 71096.1 [2026-03-18 15:15:28] GodBleesYou : Dump over so soon? [2026-03-18 15:15:29] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-18 15:16:38] contract details : oil :pepe: [2026-03-18 15:17:04] Shiro : Give papi 67400 😻 [2026-03-18 15:20:57] neki : something with carrots [2026-03-18 15:21:08] neki : and melted cheese [2026-03-18 15:21:32] neki : and garlic.. [2026-03-18 15:21:51] neki : and then some 78k for spicing. [2026-03-18 15:24:53] bmagic : My dick its melting [2026-03-18 15:25:37] migozelaaa : 50k [2026-03-18 15:25:41] Shiro : bmagic: out of your short!!! [2026-03-18 15:25:46] neki : fab yoursef, so you dont trap yourself [2026-03-18 15:25:52] bmagic : Yes im long now [2026-03-18 15:25:52] bmagic : Yes im long now [2026-03-18 15:26:03] neki : fap yourself, so you dont trap yourself [2026-03-18 15:26:23] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 10,000 USD @ 71405.6196 ``` [2026-03-18 15:26:33] bmagic : Doom [2026-03-18 15:26:35] neki : oh look. its almosdt back at 73500 at least [2026-03-18 15:26:43] neki : but the dump went so good :D [2026-03-18 15:28:04] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : How many liquidation events has there been, was this the first or second wave? [2026-03-18 15:29:14] LL_from_DEEZNOTES : FED meeting hasn't even started yet [2026-03-18 15:30:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : LL_from_DEEZNOTES: first wave [2026-03-18 15:44:08] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 30,000 USD @ 71373.5119 ``` [2026-03-18 15:44:11] bmagic : Trapped [2026-03-18 15:45:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: rekt [2026-03-18 15:46:10] Shiro : bmagic: what's happened to your 68 target!? [2026-03-18 15:46:15] bmagic : Rektception [2026-03-18 15:47:04] bmagic : 68 isnt my target [2026-03-18 15:47:10] bmagic : Its the worlds target [2026-03-18 15:47:21] bmagic : I will trade what i see [2026-03-18 15:47:25] bmagic : U know this by now [2026-03-18 15:47:35] Shiro : This can be start of the huge dump thooo [2026-03-18 15:47:45] bmagic : Surely after all these days of me putting my dick on the line [2026-03-18 15:47:52] bmagic : U know im right [2026-03-18 15:48:00] Shiro : bmagic: the only thing I know is you gonna be fine 😄 [2026-03-18 15:48:20] Shiro : bmagic: i really think you're such an amazing trader 👍🏻 [2026-03-18 15:49:08] bmagic : No im degenerate [2026-03-18 15:49:19] bmagic : Im down today [2026-03-18 15:49:52] bmagic : Was busy today so not managing my trades [2026-03-18 15:49:57] Shiro : bmagic: such a silly greedy man %70 of the time you're up it's alright one time it's going against you [2026-03-18 15:50:16] Shiro : bmagic: I wanna copy you create a copy account please [2026-03-18 15:50:31] bmagic : The blaze of glory [2026-03-18 15:50:37] bmagic : Bmagics comet [2026-03-18 15:53:12] Lord_Arthur : it's time for 48k [2026-03-18 15:54:02] Dr.van_Doom666 : Lord_Arthur: it will not hold [2026-03-18 15:56:47] Lord_Arthur : Dr.van_Doom666: only 3k will hold [2026-03-18 16:00:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : Lord_Arthur: no 1k!!!incoming [2026-03-18 16:11:02] neki : Hakuna Matata! [2026-03-18 16:11:08] neki : Mufasa, Mufasa1 [2026-03-18 16:14:42] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbY_aP-alkw [2026-03-18 16:15:57] Mr. Axelrod : how we doing boys ? [2026-03-18 16:16:00] Mr. Axelrod : having fun ? [2026-03-18 16:16:03] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 677.28 USDT RPNL, 1.52 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-18 16:16:07] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,046.21 USDT RPNL, 1,381.96 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-18 16:16:10] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,212.32 USDT RPNL, 687.94 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-18 16:16:14] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0032 XBT RPNL, 0.0088 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-03-18 16:16:34] Mr. Axelrod : i luv munnnnneyyyyyy [2026-03-18 16:16:53] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: amazing day we definitely need some hahaha therapy :arthur: [2026-03-18 16:17:09] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: always there bud for the therapy [2026-03-18 16:17:12] Mr. Axelrod : hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha [2026-03-18 16:17:15] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur: [2026-03-18 16:17:20] Shiro : Hahahahaahaahahahaha [2026-03-18 16:17:41] Mr. Axelrod : @admin do you mind If I start the laughter therapy , it has been recommened by a renowned doc [2026-03-18 16:18:02] Mr. Axelrod : I know admin luvs me and would never say no to me :kek: [2026-03-18 16:18:16] Mr. Axelrod : @admin sir/mam do I have you permission ? [2026-03-18 16:18:18] Shiro : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [2026-03-18 16:18:25] Mr. Axelrod : before I start spamming the trollbox [2026-03-18 16:18:35] Mr. Axelrod : I need the laughter therapy badly @admin [2026-03-18 16:18:41] Mr. Axelrod : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [2026-03-18 16:18:45] Mr. Axelrod : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @Shiro [2026-03-18 16:18:50] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [2026-03-18 16:18:55] BitMEX_Emo : Mr. Axelrod: I've heard that stuff doesn't work 😅 [2026-03-18 16:19:17] Mr. Axelrod : BitMEX_Emo: lol, sir with due respect it is doc who has recommended me [2026-03-18 16:19:28] Mr. Axelrod : I can only follow my doc for good health [2026-03-18 16:19:35] Mr. Axelrod : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [2026-03-18 16:19:35] Shiro : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahaha @Mr. Axelrod [2026-03-18 16:20:05] Mr. Axelrod : anywaz I guess If @admin is unhappy then I will not do this therapy [2026-03-18 16:20:11] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 40,000 USD @ 71355.6867 ``` [2026-03-18 16:20:14] bmagic : When doom? [2026-03-18 16:20:30] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: so finally you consider yourself dicklesss? [2026-03-18 16:20:34] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur: [2026-03-18 16:20:39] Shiro : bmagic: right now 😑 [2026-03-18 16:20:49] Shiro : Lol [2026-03-18 16:20:54] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: i dont wanna imagine bmagic without dick [2026-03-18 16:21:17] Mr. Axelrod : Shawn the facking clown will not be happy if @bmagic is dickless @Shiro you need to do something [2026-03-18 16:21:24] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: @bmagic he's with or without is adorable and gay always 🤣 [2026-03-18 16:21:48] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: but how do you think his partner Shawn the facking clown will feel about it [2026-03-18 16:22:15] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: 🤣😂 [2026-03-18 16:22:21] Shiro : Where's shawn at [2026-03-18 16:22:22] Mr. Axelrod : at the end Shawn is improving and I dont want him to be stressed finding bmagic dickless [2026-03-18 16:22:53] PeacenLuv : shopping longz btc [2026-03-18 16:23:59] neki : no bera, this is not good territory for you,. But again, you get to exit in orderly fashion. maker so nice to you. [2026-03-18 16:24:09] Mr. Axelrod : neki: i am perma bera :arthur: [2026-03-18 16:24:26] PeacenLuv : longing 71355 n lower [2026-03-18 16:25:04] Mr. Axelrod : PeacenLuv: no tunnel ? [2026-03-18 16:25:11] neki : Mr. Axelrod: this saddens me, how canI help you? [2026-03-18 16:25:30] neki : Mr. Axelrod: :D [2026-03-18 16:25:40] Mr. Axelrod : neki: i feel sorry for myself :kek: [2026-03-18 16:25:44] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,139.02 USDT RPNL, 1,301.95 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-18 16:25:49] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 677.28 USDT RPNL, 1.60 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-18 16:25:52] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0032 XBT RPNL, 0.0088 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-03-18 16:25:55] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,212.32 USDT RPNL, 688.84 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-18 16:26:06] Mr. Axelrod : neki: this is all i got [2026-03-18 16:26:11] neki : Mr. Axelrod: money does not buyhappines, no no :D [2026-03-18 16:26:18] Gandalf the Grey : Powell gonna pump [2026-03-18 16:26:28] neki : Gandalf the Grey: lol this will be the day [2026-03-18 16:26:35] Mr. Axelrod : neki: for me money buys the sexy honies and thats all I care about [2026-03-18 16:26:40] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: you say? [2026-03-18 16:26:42] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: my man.... [2026-03-18 16:26:54] neki : Gandalf the Grey: finaly found the proper glassses, so he might just read the economy right this time :D [2026-03-18 16:26:54] Gandalf the Grey : Well I need entreeeee [2026-03-18 16:27:03] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: i need to enter as well [2026-03-18 16:27:08] Mr. Axelrod : but only a decent hole [2026-03-18 16:27:15] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur: [2026-03-18 16:27:44] GodBleesYou : omg what an market order on xrp [2026-03-18 16:27:46] GodBleesYou : lol [2026-03-18 16:27:53] GodBleesYou : 116k coins xD [2026-03-18 16:28:00] neki : Mr. Axelrod: close out so you may enetr the hole. no free lunch, no free MUNCH [2026-03-18 16:28:04] neki : :D [2026-03-18 16:28:12] GodBleesYou : wick it harder!! [2026-03-18 16:28:18] neki : boooyya! [2026-03-18 16:28:32] Mr. Axelrod : neki: oh to enter the whole I have realized anough pnl :doge: [2026-03-18 16:28:47] Mr. Axelrod : hole* [2026-03-18 16:29:12] Mr. Axelrod : neki: Gandalf promised me a sexy gal....i am still waiting [2026-03-18 16:29:30] neki : Mr. Axelrod: then I am abit happier for you. Now just to work on that "permabear" of yours. And you may yet find happiness [2026-03-18 16:30:07] Mr. Axelrod : neki: i will be a perma bull as soon as soon as BTC enters a territory of 55k [2026-03-18 16:30:24] Mr. Axelrod : but until then I will sell all the fake pamps [2026-03-18 16:31:39] bmagic : Btc has entered a territory of 55k euro [2026-03-18 16:31:45] thankyousomuch : longers exit the market :pepe: [2026-03-18 16:31:50] thankyousomuch : 3k [2026-03-18 16:31:56] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: hahahhahahha well that is indeed funny [2026-03-18 16:32:26] neki : Mr. Axelrod: aaa cmon, whats 20grand between friends, right :D [2026-03-18 16:32:31] bmagic : Its 55k pounds right now [2026-03-18 16:32:36] bmagic : But it was euros [2026-03-18 16:33:00] bmagic : Soon it will be 55k Zimbabwean dollars [2026-03-18 16:33:12] Mr. Axelrod : neki: lol we talking about 20g, Can you facking believe 20g can buy me so many gals that I will be busy for next 3 months :kek: [2026-03-18 16:33:42] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: +100000 for the conversion into Zimbabwean Dollar [2026-03-18 16:34:28] neki : Mr. Axelrod: depends, in Zimbabwe youll be set for life with gals for that amount it seems :D [2026-03-18 16:34:49] Mr. Axelrod : neki: i dont mind... i love gals of all kinds [2026-03-18 16:34:51] Mr. Axelrod : :D [2026-03-18 16:35:01] Mr. Axelrod : neki: but they have to be gals :kek: [2026-03-18 16:35:30] Mr. Axelrod : where are my other friends like @BlissRP @Dario1 [2026-03-18 16:35:54] Mr. Axelrod : I luv u all BUTTTTT as a bro :arthur: [2026-03-18 16:36:23] neki : ee, no homo, no homo, brah [2026-03-18 16:36:53] Mr. Axelrod : neki: hahahhaha,,bruhhhh [2026-03-18 16:36:58] neki : the Chupacabrrra hunt begins1 [2026-03-18 16:37:02] bmagic : Long now [2026-03-18 16:37:03] neki : Mr. Axelrod: :D [2026-03-18 16:37:07] bmagic : Tight stop [2026-03-18 16:37:12] bmagic : Long 71100 [2026-03-18 16:37:13] thankyousomuch : 5 cent [2026-03-18 16:37:19] bmagic : Stop 70500 [2026-03-18 16:37:20] Mr. Axelrod : neki: this dude @bmagic is still in dilemma [2026-03-18 16:37:30] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: why stop? [2026-03-18 16:37:48] Mr. Axelrod : just go long full on [2026-03-18 16:38:03] thankyousomuch : Mr. Axelrod: no human longs this [2026-03-18 16:38:14] bmagic : U should have a stop on any longs this year [2026-03-18 16:38:21] bmagic : Its downtrend [2026-03-18 16:38:32] Mr. Axelrod : thankyousomuch: +!00000000000 [2026-03-18 16:38:51] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: meaning you dont have any confidence on your TA? [2026-03-18 16:39:15] neki : thankyousomuch: im human [2026-03-18 16:39:20] neki : adding here like mad [2026-03-18 16:39:23] neki : to long [2026-03-18 16:39:40] bmagic : Dude. This conversation is not worth having. [2026-03-18 16:39:51] bmagic : Brighten up sir [2026-03-18 16:39:59] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 71268 pumpittuplezgohh btc [2026-03-18 16:40:08] bmagic : Send it high [2026-03-18 16:40:26] bmagic : Moon is in space [2026-03-18 16:40:37] PeacenLuv : longstops up 71111 [2026-03-18 16:40:42] neki : 144 | Long | 69,762.75 [2026-03-18 16:41:13] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: which convo? [2026-03-18 16:41:32] PeacenLuv : adding long 71216 entry [2026-03-18 16:41:45] Mr. Axelrod : PeacenLuv: you have been adding your entire life [2026-03-18 16:42:01] PeacenLuv : Mr. Axelrod: muted thnx [2026-03-18 16:42:25] PeacenLuv : Mr. Axelrod: tough luv [2026-03-18 16:42:31] Mr. Axelrod : PeacenLuv: such disrespect, you definitely deserve punishment [2026-03-18 16:42:55] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur: [2026-03-18 16:43:32] bmagic : Any conversation that isnt moon or doom [2026-03-18 16:44:02] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: now seems like bmagic is back in action [2026-03-18 16:44:05] bmagic : Opinions are tiresome, show us your best cheer [2026-03-18 16:44:14] bmagic : Lets gooo [2026-03-18 16:44:19] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: Cheerssss [2026-03-18 16:44:30] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: dooooooommmmmmmmm from myside [2026-03-18 16:45:12] bmagic : Oof doom pending indeed [2026-03-18 16:45:23] bmagic : But give me a big up for old times sake [2026-03-18 16:45:51] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: but the way I see it still has room for some doom then a slight moon [2026-03-18 16:45:58] Mr. Axelrod : but again what do i know [2026-03-18 16:46:06] Mr. Axelrod : I am a gambler :arthur: [2026-03-18 16:46:27] PeacenLuv : peace [2026-03-18 16:46:48] Mr. Axelrod : PeacenLuv: u wanna have peace with me ? then bow to me and I will forgive you [2026-03-18 16:47:12] Gandalf the Grey : Long or short before Ser Jerome? [2026-03-18 16:47:23] bmagic : Double ended dildo [2026-03-18 16:47:38] bmagic : If this dont pump for Jeremy i will eat my own dick [2026-03-18 16:47:40] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: Ser Jerome is facked up shit [2026-03-18 16:48:07] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: lol , dont take so much pain, let Shawn eat your dick... he likes it [2026-03-18 16:50:12] 45th_blown_account : lets make bTC 20k again :doge: [2026-03-18 16:51:11] speedwell : That looks ugly [2026-03-18 16:56:02] neki : long long long [2026-03-18 16:56:11] neki : no way this is meant to drop today. [2026-03-18 17:03:25] thankyousomuch : neki: btc cant be longex [2026-03-18 17:03:35] thankyousomuch : bitc can only be shorted [2026-03-18 17:03:42] thankyousomuch : :pepeb::downrocket: [2026-03-18 17:06:01] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS91knuzoOA&list=RDMS91knuzoOA&start_radio=1 pearl jam - jeremy (powell) [2026-03-18 17:06:26] thankyousomuch : one day longers will maybe learn that the bullrun has ended [2026-03-18 17:06:33] thankyousomuch : when the bullrun has started [2026-03-18 17:07:05] neki : lol the open lines on this song : "at home drawing pictures of mountaing tops..." J. POwell at home "lookin at data" before the speech [2026-03-18 17:07:48] neki : *King Jeremy the wicked* [2026-03-18 17:08:14] caex : Ignoring all analysis, I believe Bitcoin will drop below 50k — it’s just a matter of weeks or months. [2026-03-18 17:08:18] Gandalf the Grey : Good evening 😭😭 [2026-03-18 17:08:48] caex : 75800 short printing moneie TP 69800 [2026-03-18 17:09:16] caex : ULL CLODES 56500 [2026-03-18 17:12:35] caex : I’ll check every pump. GL [2026-03-18 17:14:47] caex : tip 55600😉 target 48k destructon 38k remember [2026-03-18 17:16:21] PeacenLuv : 1hr candl on xbtusdperp is flashing buy me green red green red greem [2026-03-18 17:17:43] CaptainMooncoin : to hell with these market makers stressing me all day [2026-03-18 17:18:07] PeacenLuv : btfd 1hr btc things changing [2026-03-18 17:18:25] PeacenLuv : gbye humpday [2026-03-18 17:18:43] PeacenLuv : europeenz in control now btc [2026-03-18 17:19:13] PeacenLuv : prolly nazeez gewz n muzlimz [2026-03-18 17:19:22] PeacenLuv : n gayz [2026-03-18 17:19:27] PeacenLuv : n ladeez [2026-03-18 17:19:34] PeacenLuv : 😁😁😁 [2026-03-18 17:20:49] PeacenLuv : wooooohhhhwqeeeehhh lezgohhhh btc [2026-03-18 17:21:12] neki : go go gog go [2026-03-18 17:23:06] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyhXQxvKLbk this is how 50x all in feels [2026-03-18 17:23:13] Gandalf the Grey : till you hit liq tho [2026-03-18 17:26:47] neki : Gandalf the Grey: +1 [2026-03-18 17:26:58] Gandalf the Grey : it is so niiiiice [2026-03-18 17:27:02] neki : i claim to be a palayh but i fkked ur wife [2026-03-18 17:27:12] neki : u* [2026-03-18 17:27:15] neki : lol [2026-03-18 17:27:49] Gandalf the Grey : 75k now would be lol [2026-03-18 17:27:56] Gandalf the Grey : TAKE MONEY [2026-03-18 17:28:05] neki : TAKE money!! [2026-03-18 17:28:10] neki : 75k is happening [2026-03-18 17:30:36] PeacenLuv : longstops up 71322 [2026-03-18 17:30:54] PeacenLuv : 71333( [2026-03-18 17:31:18] Gandalf the Grey : I bet Jerome is gettting a blowjob now [2026-03-18 17:31:25] Gandalf the Grey : and cocaine [2026-03-18 17:32:27] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: better he's getting blowjob before lines otherwise it's gonna be late 🤣 [2026-03-18 17:32:42] Gandalf the Grey : GOOD EVENING [2026-03-18 17:32:47] Gandalf the Grey : sniff sniff [2026-03-18 17:33:12] Gandalf the Grey : i feel like booking some random ass tropical villa for a month [2026-03-18 17:33:28] Gandalf the Grey : i dont know what to do with life lol [2026-03-18 17:34:44] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: if you're still around book yourself a trip to Maldives and swim with baby sharks [2026-03-18 17:35:08] Gandalf the Grey : what if they eat me [2026-03-18 17:35:58] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: they're so tiny and cute in worst case scenario they can just bite on your willy 🤣 [2026-03-18 17:36:07] Gandalf the Grey : hmmmm [2026-03-18 17:38:11] Gandalf the Grey : did u guys notice it tells you your breakeven price in the position tab? [2026-03-18 17:38:18] Gandalf the Grey : I never noticed that lol [2026-03-18 17:38:53] neki : Hit em up! [2026-03-18 17:41:13] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: its new [2026-03-18 17:47:21] Gandalf the Grey : bart it