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[2026-03-18 01:38:58] Dario1 : Finnic99: nice to see you back btw
[2026-03-18 01:39:11] Finnic99 : 👍👍
[2026-03-18 01:46:08] blaster33 : https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/2034077025380565289
[2026-03-18 01:46:50] blaster33 : he just felt the "getting liquidated at the bottom" vibes
[2026-03-18 02:16:01] GodBleesYou : Go Go bmex
[2026-03-18 02:39:39] Gandalf the Grey : The fucking missele alart woke me up kurwaaaaaa
[2026-03-18 02:42:13] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc
[2026-03-18 02:47:24] PeacenLuv : loikout abov btc coming through
[2026-03-18 03:04:07] "it will be........" : .
[2026-03-18 03:18:09] REKTakaMagicTric : fk my ass.. in my country if i make 5k win this year and same year lose 5k.. profit is = but i gotta pay taxes from 5k*0,3=1,5k .. not like in stock where taxes would be in this case 0
[2026-03-18 03:18:13] REKTakaMagicTric : fk this shit realy
[2026-03-18 03:19:11] BlissRP : REKTakaMagicTric: you can find a better place to live
[2026-03-18 03:19:21] BlissRP : if you need suggestions lmk
[2026-03-18 03:19:24] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-18 03:20:34] REKTakaMagicTric : im thinking off... my grandgrand mom or smthing were jew im thinking of finding her documents and prbly try get israel passport and change belive into judaism .. but not sure if thats any better @BlissRP
[2026-03-18 03:21:24] REKTakaMagicTric : or get virtual passport of estonia ( not sure how that works)
[2026-03-18 03:22:39] BlissRP : REKTakaMagicTric: not safu from nukes :pepe:
[2026-03-18 03:23:32] BlissRP : is 10-16% tax only on gains reasonable?
[2026-03-18 03:23:36] REKTakaMagicTric : BlissRP: i prbly not have to live there all the time? just register here as cizeon of other country or smthing
[2026-03-18 03:24:34] Gandalf the Grey : why weekend PA during the week
[2026-03-18 03:24:39] REKTakaMagicTric : 30% taxes on gains but in this country its in crpotomarket 30% of win trades not gains
[2026-03-18 03:24:47] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: FOMC tomorrow
[2026-03-18 03:25:05] BlissRP : REKTakaMagicTric: yeah thats ass
[2026-03-18 03:25:11] BlissRP : singapore has 0
[2026-03-18 03:26:02] REKTakaMagicTric : BlissRP: whaaat? rly holy
[2026-03-18 03:26:20] BlissRP : yep
[2026-03-18 03:27:01] REKTakaMagicTric : damm do they speak chinese? fk my ass i wanted learn that language when i was teenager tought china will be big thing in future
[2026-03-18 03:27:08] speedwell : 75k push through?
[2026-03-18 03:27:32] BlissRP : REKTakaMagicTric: most people there speak good english tbh
[2026-03-18 03:27:37] BlissRP : but im no expert
[2026-03-18 03:27:56] REKTakaMagicTric : ah damm i speak super bad english i can only write it
[2026-03-18 03:28:05] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-18 03:28:09] BlissRP : what about portugal?
[2026-03-18 03:29:34] Gandalf the Grey : we cant seem to break the upper band of the trend why
[2026-03-18 03:30:04] REKTakaMagicTric : idk holy fk i can get bankrup by taxes in my country if i make huge profit and lose it same year.. for real gotta thing about moving away from here before not too old
[2026-03-18 03:30:43] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: everyone waiting for the big reveal
[2026-03-18 03:30:44] Gandalf the Grey : just buy premium residency in Saudi for 22k euro a year
[2026-03-18 03:30:55] BlissRP : powell loves markets so its gonna shoot up, obviously
[2026-03-18 03:30:58] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-18 03:31:00] Gandalf the Grey : or in Dubai trade license
[2026-03-18 03:31:08] Gandalf the Grey : powell is gone
[2026-03-18 03:31:10] Gandalf the Grey : there is a new nigga
[2026-03-18 03:31:18] speedwell : chart looking good, why rush?
[2026-03-18 03:31:49] BlissRP : Gandalf the Grey: not yet
[2026-03-18 03:31:58] REKTakaMagicTric : hmm iteresting idea.. not saudi fan too much rumors how over hyped dubai is .. but all is fine if it makes life better
[2026-03-18 03:32:33] BlissRP : i was also going tto say UAE but best to avoid that place for now for obvious reasons
[2026-03-18 03:32:40] speedwell : Most of life in in your head.
[2026-03-18 03:32:42] Gandalf the Grey : in Dubai trade license in free zone is like 7k euro I think total
[2026-03-18 03:32:51] Gandalf the Grey : but in Saudi you have better terms
[2026-03-18 03:32:59] Gandalf the Grey : if you pay a lot in taxes 22k is nothing
[2026-03-18 03:33:25] Gandalf the Grey : just long 2.2M here
[2026-03-18 03:33:33] Gandalf the Grey : give it 2 percent move and done
[2026-03-18 03:34:14] BlissRP : speedwell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
[2026-03-18 03:35:22] speedwell : BlissRP: perfect https://youtu.be/FCnGD6xv5ik?si=gKm0Pz77U3ER5B1a
[2026-03-18 03:35:43] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-18 03:36:36] speedwell : should we do a straw poll on whether we hit 80k?
[2026-03-18 03:42:57] speedwell : https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWq7NJnA
[2026-03-18 04:00:35] REKTakaMagicTric : what is dubai drade free zone? like no taxes from tradin or what is the thing?
[2026-03-18 04:00:48] PeacenLuv : btc king of coinz
[2026-03-18 04:01:54] Dario1 : Dubai is not worth it anymore
[2026-03-18 04:02:02] REKTakaMagicTric : and what happens if ur assets are there and ur kids gonna to inherit you? they gotta pay somekind taxes still?
[2026-03-18 04:02:03] Dario1 : you have to pay 9% tax
[2026-03-18 04:02:14] REKTakaMagicTric : ah
[2026-03-18 04:02:19] Dario1 : and getting a crypto trading license will take 3-6 months
[2026-03-18 04:02:28] Dario1 : license from VARA
[2026-03-18 04:02:46] BlissRP : Dario1: thats nothing compared to my communist paradise
[2026-03-18 04:03:02] BlissRP : for most people its three time as high
[2026-03-18 04:03:05] Dario1 : BlissRP: how much is it there?
[2026-03-18 04:03:15] Dario1 : oh I see :pepe:
[2026-03-18 04:03:36] BlissRP : well not quite, but its significantly worse
[2026-03-18 04:03:42] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: no inheritance tax in dubai
[2026-03-18 04:03:46] BlissRP : 50% of all gains taxable at marginal tax rate
[2026-03-18 04:04:13] Dario1 : that’s facked up
[2026-03-18 04:04:19] Dario1 : just like spain
[2026-03-18 04:04:27] REKTakaMagicTric : Dario1: google says if u stay trader for urself only taxes are still 0.. but if its bisnessmodel the 9%
[2026-03-18 04:04:47] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: yes, but to get residency there you either have to register a company
[2026-03-18 04:04:51] BlissRP : well when were too stupid to get our own resources to market, we do other stupid things to "fix" it
[2026-03-18 04:04:55] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-18 04:05:02] Dario1 : or invest in real esate to get their golden visa
[2026-03-18 04:05:14] BlissRP : aka fixing bullet wound with bandaid
[2026-03-18 04:05:16] Dario1 : also if tou algo yrade in dubai without a company
[2026-03-18 04:05:28] Dario1 : you still will nave to lay the 9% tax
[2026-03-18 04:05:38] REKTakaMagicTric : fkin better invest underground meth lab
[2026-03-18 04:05:46] BlissRP : REKTakaMagicTric: +1
[2026-03-18 04:06:18] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: dexswap might help you on that
[2026-03-18 04:06:39] Dario1 : he has been to 2-3 different prisons tho
[2026-03-18 04:06:48] Dario1 : so be careful with it
[2026-03-18 04:06:57] Dario1 : @dexswap you here?
[2026-03-18 04:07:44] REKTakaMagicTric : ha found this after fast googling "l Salvador For cryptocurrency traders, El Salvador is unique, as it has eliminated taxes on foreign investments and crypto to attract capital. Capital Gains Tax: 0% on crypto and foreign investments. Income Tax: 0% on income sourced from abroad (since 2024). Note: While the country has specifically branded itself as a "Bitcoin Nation," the tax exemptions broadly apply to other types of capital as well."
[2026-03-18 04:09:39] speedwell : https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWq7NJnA come on faggots.
[2026-03-18 04:10:23] speedwell : can't say :faggots:?
[2026-03-18 04:11:32] BlissRP : REKTakaMagicTric: yeah but then youd have to live there
[2026-03-18 04:11:34] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-18 04:11:47] Dario1 : REKTakaMagicTric: go for cayman islands
[2026-03-18 04:11:49] speedwell : People pay taxes?
[2026-03-18 04:12:05] Dario1 : you only have to stay there for 30 days per year to be considered their tax resident
[2026-03-18 04:12:17] speedwell : Don't you just tick the box that says you won't be paying?
[2026-03-18 04:12:21] BlissRP : great continent to get your body found at the bottom of a cliff without any organs
[2026-03-18 04:12:28] BlissRP : Dario1: oh thats not bad actually
[2026-03-18 04:12:33] BlissRP : nice lil vacation
[2026-03-18 04:12:33] Werner : Up only sirs !
[2026-03-18 04:13:37] REKTakaMagicTric : am i good boy am i good boy? "good boys to heven bad boys to pattaya"
[2026-03-18 04:13:51] REKTakaMagicTric : damm im druk addict poor bastard
[2026-03-18 04:13:55] speedwell : lol
[2026-03-18 04:13:56] REKTakaMagicTric : drug*
[2026-03-18 04:14:55] speedwell : The slave mind will always look to an authority. Please sir may I have more?
[2026-03-18 04:15:07] Dario1 : BlissRP: the best I could find
[2026-03-18 04:15:12] Dario1 : It’s also the world’s preeminent hub of algo proprietary trading companies
[2026-03-18 04:15:23] Dario1 : great banking as well
[2026-03-18 04:16:07] BlissRP : interesting
[2026-03-18 04:16:13] BlissRP : never would have guessed it
[2026-03-18 04:17:03] REKTakaMagicTric : ims tarting to think of changing to gigh leverage btc etfs or smthing and just sit on long term
[2026-03-18 04:17:46] Dario1 : but then the problem is, if I stay there 1 month and more than 6 months in an eu country, like Netherlands or spain, I still have to pay taxes in eu
[2026-03-18 04:18:11] Dario1 : so the teick is to stay less tha 6 months in eu, and find a 3rd place to go to for the remaining months
[2026-03-18 04:18:23] Dario1 : it’s crazy :arthur:
[2026-03-18 04:18:34] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-18 04:18:40] BlissRP : tax evasion is hard work
[2026-03-18 04:18:43] Dario1 : trick*
[2026-03-18 04:19:02] Dario1 : BlissRP: it’s not evasion. It’s perfectly legal
[2026-03-18 04:19:18] BlissRP : sorry i forgot the legal part
[2026-03-18 04:19:23] BlissRP : but thats what i meantt
[2026-03-18 04:20:19] Dario1 : yep
[2026-03-18 04:20:36] Dario1 : When I was in dubai, I would get a tax certificate from there
[2026-03-18 04:20:49] Dario1 : and show it to my home country
[2026-03-18 04:26:33] bmagic : When i was gay i used to sign my name as vmagic
[2026-03-18 04:27:14] bmagic : Why are MMs coming for my D
[2026-03-18 04:27:17] REKTakaMagicTric : isnt bi more gay?
[2026-03-18 04:27:22] bmagic : My short was perfect
[2026-03-18 04:27:33] speedwell : It's all contracts. Agree to disagree
[2026-03-18 04:27:51] PeacenLuv : long entry 74320
[2026-03-18 04:27:51] bmagic : REKTakaMagicTric: i dunno im not literally. I identify as a bitcoin
[2026-03-18 04:28:14] REKTakaMagicTric : bmagic: ahh makes more sense
[2026-03-18 04:28:19] BlissRP : i feel a disturbance in the chakras
[2026-03-18 04:28:28] BlissRP : we must namaste more
[2026-03-18 04:28:55] speedwell : put a price on the conversation, they soon lose interest., especially if you charge interest
[2026-03-18 04:30:02] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74258
[2026-03-18 04:30:12] speedwell : you guys are so boring. https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWq7NJnA
[2026-03-18 04:30:27] speedwell : a bit of fucking fun
[2026-03-18 04:31:32] PeacenLuv : long entry 74276
[2026-03-18 04:32:23] PeacenLuv : 74111 stops up
[2026-03-18 04:32:51] PeacenLuv : btfd 5min sui coin
[2026-03-18 04:36:49] BlissRP : vote you degensss
[2026-03-18 04:36:53] BlissRP : go and vote
[2026-03-18 04:37:46] speedwell : BlissRP: +1
[2026-03-18 04:38:18] speedwell : 50%/50%
[2026-03-18 04:38:55] speedwell : I left a spot for gowleg...
[2026-03-18 04:39:58] 45th_blown_account : BMEX 6 cents :Arthur: its ready to reclaim $2 :doge:
[2026-03-18 04:40:58] Dario1 : any second now :arthur:
[2026-03-18 04:41:42] BlissRP : it seems voter apathy is running rampant
[2026-03-18 04:41:52] BlissRP : dont complain when your leader is chosen
[2026-03-18 04:43:34] speedwell : I know, I used to get at least 5 votes back in the day.
[2026-03-18 04:46:25] speedwell : BlissRP: it's just you and me brah, this looks like real support...
[2026-03-18 04:46:42] BlissRP : speedwell: sideways forever confirmed
[2026-03-18 04:46:52] BlissRP : nash equilibrium
[2026-03-18 04:46:59] speedwell : Facts!
[2026-03-18 04:47:11] BlissRP : (yes that was for you dario)
[2026-03-18 04:47:14] BlissRP : <3
[2026-03-18 04:48:08] speedwell : He's so grumpy lately, did something happen between you to?
[2026-03-18 04:48:18] BlissRP : we have our moments!
[2026-03-18 04:48:25] speedwell : 2*
[2026-03-18 04:48:46] BlissRP : i might have pulled a shawn and mentioned some mother stuff and for that i am truly sorryy
[2026-03-18 04:48:48] Dario1 : BlissRP: I was the first and probably the only guy who ever used that term
[2026-03-18 04:48:51] speedwell : but he's angry at me,
[2026-03-18 04:48:53] BlissRP : we all have bad days
[2026-03-18 04:49:03] BlissRP : Dario1: :doge:
[2026-03-18 04:49:10] Dario1 : so nice to see you are using it as well hehe
[2026-03-18 04:49:20] Dario1 : BlissRP: :doge:
[2026-03-18 04:49:26] BlissRP : yes indeed ser!
[2026-03-18 04:49:47] speedwell : I liked the other Dario, stuck to the facts, the science TM
[2026-03-18 04:50:12] Dario1 : speedwell: Not angry at you, not sure why you say that
[2026-03-18 04:50:31] Dario1 : are you overdosing cocaine again?
[2026-03-18 04:50:41] speedwell : You just seemed a bit insecure, I was worried...
[2026-03-18 04:50:41] BlissRP : probably likely
[2026-03-18 04:50:52] Dario1 : don’t do it, not goof for your cognitive capabilities
[2026-03-18 04:50:55] BlissRP : the coke part i mean
[2026-03-18 04:51:25] speedwell : we have to shuvel the coke to get out the front door around here, as Dario knows
[2026-03-18 04:52:24] BlissRP : speedwell: oh i didnt know you were from newfoundland ser
[2026-03-18 04:52:32] BlissRP : i's the bye!
[2026-03-18 04:56:48] Dario1 : speedwell: you live on the east coast of Australia from what I remember, right?
[2026-03-18 04:57:22] BlissRP : the spam bot is back!!! 400 forever
[2026-03-18 04:59:44] speedwell : Dario1: It's a long coast...
[2026-03-18 05:00:28] Mr. Axelrod : :doge:
[2026-03-18 05:00:55] speedwell : bigger than europe.
[2026-03-18 05:01:51] speedwell : Mr. Axelrod: https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWq7NJnA#
[2026-03-18 05:02:02] speedwell : join the crowd
[2026-03-18 05:02:46] Dario1 : speedwell: I knew the exact city where you live, but forgot it
[2026-03-18 05:03:11] speedwell : City? Cities are for slaves
[2026-03-18 05:03:24] Dario1 : small town
[2026-03-18 05:03:44] Mr. Axelrod : speedwell: done
[2026-03-18 05:03:56] speedwell : Village, local area maybe....paddock.
[2026-03-18 05:04:09] speedwell : Mr. Axelrod: +1
[2026-03-18 05:04:36] Dario1 : yeah I remember now it was flooded
[2026-03-18 05:04:39] speedwell : BlissRP: Statistics don't lie
[2026-03-18 05:04:56] BlissRP : speedwell: but voters do!
[2026-03-18 05:05:11] speedwell : Dario1: A land of flooding rains
[2026-03-18 05:05:42] Dario1 : speedwell: 80-90% of retail traders are consistently losing, what’s the point of this poll?
[2026-03-18 05:06:19] speedwell : Dario1: Remember fun? Just for a laugh
[2026-03-18 05:06:27] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: just for timepass
[2026-03-18 05:06:28] Mr. Axelrod : :pepe:
[2026-03-18 05:06:48] Mr. Axelrod : btw for fun, Where is Shawn ?
[2026-03-18 05:06:53] Dario1 : Mr. Axelrod: I’m trying to give him a hard time for fun :kek:
[2026-03-18 05:07:04] Mr. Axelrod : Dario1: :kek:
[2026-03-18 05:07:14] speedwell : Shawn will tip the balance
[2026-03-18 05:08:02] Mr. Axelrod : speedwell: remember boys Shawn hold 200 btc in his cold. he can bring the price down any minute but he is not doing so keeping you folks in mind
[2026-03-18 05:08:07] speedwell : The day he's right we will never hear the end of it
[2026-03-18 05:08:27] Mr. Axelrod : speedwell: per him he is always right :arthur:
[2026-03-18 05:08:47] speedwell : Mr. Axelrod: He is a very kind man, and we must be ever thankful
[2026-03-18 05:08:57] Mr. Axelrod : speedwell: absolutely
[2026-03-18 05:09:09] Mr. Axelrod : and he also holds link with FED , dont forget that
[2026-03-18 05:10:05] speedwell : Mr. Axelrod: He is a test of our own character, don't you slip. laugh and be nice
[2026-03-18 05:10:24] speedwell : we are all robbing eachother here
[2026-03-18 05:11:29] speedwell : I'm currently working on this piece https://youtu.be/o6UHmsrRrFg?si=ovnn1Q3ol_91nbgQ
[2026-03-18 05:12:09] speedwell : The goal at the end of the day is to bring heaven to Earth.
[2026-03-18 05:12:12] Mr. Axelrod : speedwell: hahahahhahahaha
[2026-03-18 05:12:48] speedwell : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-18 05:13:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ADAUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 0.2949 ($2.19)
[2026-03-18 05:15:41] bmagic : If this doesn’t dump i will have dinner tonight
[2026-03-18 05:17:08] speedwell : by yourself?
[2026-03-18 05:20:57] speedwell : bmagic: Do the vote bro...
[2026-03-18 05:22:12] Mr. Axelrod : have or not have ? @bmagic
[2026-03-18 05:27:51] speedwell : 74k test
[2026-03-18 05:29:02] PeacenLuv : long entry 74146
[2026-03-18 05:30:39] PeacenLuv : btc bullaz safe under 74k
[2026-03-18 05:35:24] Dario1 : weak ass bullas
[2026-03-18 05:36:29] PeacenLuv : long entry 74074
[2026-03-18 05:39:28] speedwell : https://youtu.be/XcsfDxojdV8?si=2bK8KptVpc63FsLz
[2026-03-18 05:46:58] speedwell : https://youtu.be/UMwwsUsuqOo?si=JrvQ4MBupc0_Z6vW
[2026-03-18 05:47:12] speedwell : Angels do exist
[2026-03-18 05:49:52] bmagic : I will eat my own dinner tonight if it pumps
[2026-03-18 05:50:47] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 74135.5791 ```
[2026-03-18 05:50:51] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.13 XBT @ 74060.17 ```
[2026-03-18 05:53:59] PeacenLuv : 74050 long entry btc
[2026-03-18 05:54:17] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-03-18 05:54:22] PeacenLuv : btc fully bully
[2026-03-18 05:54:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 73938.4 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-18 05:54:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 73885.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-18 05:55:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 3.3700 ZEC @ 276.68 ($932.73)
[2026-03-18 05:56:04] PeacenLuv : long entry 73864
[2026-03-18 05:56:29] PeacenLuv : adding longs
[2026-03-18 05:56:48] PeacenLuv : long entry 73876
[2026-03-18 05:57:10] PeacenLuv : 73728 long liquids
[2026-03-18 05:58:22] PeacenLuv : 73886 entry
[2026-03-18 05:58:50] PeacenLuv : 73894 pump lezgohh btc
[2026-03-18 06:09:33] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 73758
[2026-03-18 06:22:00] PeacenLuv : gewz nzeez n muzlimz all longing the corm this am
[2026-03-18 06:22:16] PeacenLuv : bringitton
[2026-03-18 06:22:38] PeacenLuv : not 1 happy
[2026-03-18 06:23:39] PeacenLuv : humpdayz here
[2026-03-18 06:25:24] PeacenLuv : pump sui token
[2026-03-18 06:27:31] PeacenLuv : wow 6hr vol trend thiz iz gunna explode
[2026-03-18 06:27:50] PeacenLuv : i dont care about a werd u say
[2026-03-18 06:45:21] Mr. JB : /position solusd opened 100x just before going to sleep thinking it would hit sl, but ts still alive. Just added 20 minutes ago. ``` :bitmex: SOLUSD: -683 Cont @ 95.19 ```
[2026-03-18 06:45:59] Mr. JB : first tp @90.8
[2026-03-18 06:46:07] Mr. Axelrod : Mr. JB: +10000
[2026-03-18 06:50:26] PeacenLuv : kachinggg thankusohhhmuchee
[2026-03-18 06:51:49] PeacenLuv : 😄longstops sui coin 1.018
[2026-03-18 07:01:35] 45th_blown_account : i am deeply sorry and i regret at the same time to inform you that we are going 20k :arthur:
[2026-03-18 07:01:43] thankyousomuch : ended
[2026-03-18 07:04:12] neki : time for som TnA
[2026-03-18 07:09:22] bmagic : Tits n Ass
[2026-03-18 07:15:28] Mr. JB : 74, 70, 78, doom
[2026-03-18 07:16:44] BlissRP : 74, 0, 1101001001010101
[2026-03-18 07:22:35] neki : bmagic: yee boi
[2026-03-18 07:24:12] neki : -- so what, dis corn. Whats the deal. The new deal? Chupaccabra pattern. Today, this is the MAtrix. Today, we caverave like Zion.
[2026-03-18 07:31:31] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 73809.1 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-18 07:33:43] CaptainMooncoin : Arthur fix the damn trading platform you son of a lazy ass
[2026-03-18 07:33:51] PeacenLuv : long entry 73756
[2026-03-18 07:33:51] bmagic : Mr. JB: 0.00, 0.000, 0.0000
[2026-03-18 07:34:39] PeacenLuv : long entry sui 1.026
[2026-03-18 07:35:10] PeacenLuv : 73666 longstops xbtusd
[2026-03-18 07:35:47] BlissRP : bmagic: +0
[2026-03-18 07:43:29] Mr. JB : tpd sol short, longed btc
[2026-03-18 07:45:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.2000 ETH @ 2313.17 ($462.62)
[2026-03-18 07:45:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1200 XBT @ 73695.6 ($8,845.78)
[2026-03-18 07:45:16] BlissRP : suicidal tendancies
[2026-03-18 07:46:09] BlissRP : getting fancy with perfect entry is a sure way to lose your profeeetz
[2026-03-18 07:46:31] BlissRP : using too high leverage is a good way overmanage a good trade
[2026-03-18 07:47:19] neki : well. I have been saying this for past 36hrs.. but yea.. Dis is goin up UP today. Get redi for some serious brr-brr. Watch out for EU positioning - today the scamboocha duty is on youg buk-zeke eurotrader.
[2026-03-18 07:48:03] neki : It will be violent.
[2026-03-18 07:48:42] neki : Violent like borscht induced diarrhea. Like IBS combined with laxative.
[2026-03-18 07:49:01] neki : Messy also.
[2026-03-18 07:54:45] BMEXcheers : cluade = crack
[2026-03-18 07:54:46] BMEXcheers : lol
[2026-03-18 07:59:46] BMEXcheers : claude co-work = crack
[2026-03-18 08:01:04] Mr. JB : 🚀🚀🚀
[2026-03-18 08:05:49] BlissRP : infinite tsukiyomi
[2026-03-18 08:08:54] Mr. JB : Make me green on leaderboard again :-P
[2026-03-18 08:09:44] BlissRP : leaderboard is for promoting rektt
[2026-03-18 08:09:46] BlissRP : nothing more
[2026-03-18 08:10:09] Mr. JB : Its a bit of extra fun while losing money sir
[2026-03-18 08:10:17] BlissRP : fun is illegal
[2026-03-18 08:10:22] BlissRP : go to casino for fun
[2026-03-18 08:11:40] Mr. JB : Went 50, 126, 13, 103 yesterday. Thats fun. If i could just finetune my high risk trading i could potentially get very rich of it.
[2026-03-18 08:12:21] BlissRP : sunk cost fallacy ser
[2026-03-18 08:13:01] Mr. JB : Target is 80k in next two days and maybe huge dump after depending on how it reacts
[2026-03-18 08:13:22] Mr. JB : /pnl xbtusd for now im good. Almost green on leaderboard ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -0.0001 XBT RPNL, 0.0005 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-18 08:13:30] BlissRP : good luck my fran
[2026-03-18 08:13:33] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-18 08:13:38] Mr. JB : Thanks!
[2026-03-18 08:14:57] Mr. JB : If i can go 13 to 103 with almost no move during us session, same actions could result in 103 -> 820
[2026-03-18 08:15:04] Mr. JB : Lets do that today
[2026-03-18 08:15:12] Mr. JB : :-P
[2026-03-18 08:15:55] Mr. JB : Once my lev drops below 75, i get the urge to add. :-P
[2026-03-18 08:16:30] BlissRP : as long as your stop is not your liq i support this endeavor
[2026-03-18 08:16:47] Mr. JB : stop in profit rn already sir
[2026-03-18 08:17:13] Mr. JB : lev already 70 now, openend beyond 100x
[2026-03-18 08:17:21] Mr. JB : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 10,000 USD @ 73742.5059 ```
[2026-03-18 08:17:22] BlissRP : this is what i like to hear!
[2026-03-18 08:17:40] Mr. JB : /liq btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 73410.2 ```
[2026-03-18 08:19:07] Mr. JB : See entry and liq. I even set sl in between that after opening and in proft as soon as some previous high is taken back on 5m. In this case that was 73970. Once went passd that that, i slided sl in profit.
[2026-03-18 08:19:29] Mr. JB : firt 1/3 tp @75950
[2026-03-18 08:19:45] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-18 08:20:12] Mr. JB : now 73800 sl
[2026-03-18 08:20:13] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/cY1PwO29V-w?si=C8rCLsZOyL3SVyCH ,lounge music :doge:
[2026-03-18 08:39:21] speedwell : how the science going?
[2026-03-18 08:39:45] speedwell : staw fields forever
[2026-03-18 08:40:07] Mr. JB : Moon it
[2026-03-18 08:41:15] CaptainMooncoin : lets see how much we gonna lose today
[2026-03-18 08:43:15] Mr. JB : 78650 today
[2026-03-18 08:46:51] CaptainMooncoin : dont talk shit here
[2026-03-18 08:48:52] BlissRP : this is a prime location to talk some poo poo
[2026-03-18 08:51:09] Mr. JB : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell USD @ undefined XBTUSD: Sell 2,500 USD @ 78653.2 XBTUSD: Sell 2,500 USD @ 75944.4 ```
[2026-03-18 08:51:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. JB: rekt
[2026-03-18 08:52:22] Mr. JB : 💚💚💚
[2026-03-18 08:54:47] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: no u
[2026-03-18 08:55:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: rekt
[2026-03-18 08:56:10] Mr. JB : Moon starting guys
[2026-03-18 08:57:42] funny cat videos : i'm getting fomco :pepe:
[2026-03-18 08:58:18] funny cat videos : itchy finger and all that
[2026-03-18 09:09:37] Mr. JB : Lets see how 75.2 reacts
[2026-03-18 09:11:06] Mr. JB : 8bucks upnl to go to be green again. Go!
[2026-03-18 09:12:06] BMEXcheers : nerds dont know my claude cowork game
[2026-03-18 09:12:07] BMEXcheers : heh
[2026-03-18 09:12:18] BMEXcheers : sux2lrn anyfing in 2026
[2026-03-18 09:16:02] Mr. JB : Hop on its not too late yet [not fin.adv]
[2026-03-18 09:16:28] Mr. JB : At least a double top @76
[2026-03-18 09:23:20] CaptainMooncoin : why are you guys trolling so much?
[2026-03-18 09:24:16] BlissRP : CaptainMooncoin: 369420 today
[2026-03-18 09:24:27] CaptainMooncoin : stop or I will call my bitch arthur
[2026-03-18 09:24:36] BlissRP : :arthur:
[2026-03-18 09:26:51] neki : yoyoyoy. wassup bitcoinbulla
[2026-03-18 09:26:58] neki : yoyyo get em!
[2026-03-18 09:27:03] neki : Hit em up
[2026-03-18 09:37:57] BMEXcheers : i realise
[2026-03-18 09:37:56] BMEXcheers : letting my spotify play list daily mix continue
[2026-03-18 09:38:01] BMEXcheers : the best tracks come 12hrs on
[2026-03-18 09:38:08] BMEXcheers : so fu<k it
[2026-03-18 09:38:15] BMEXcheers : lets crank that sh1t at 09:38
[2026-03-18 09:38:31] BMEXcheers : and yeah, fu<k mex, it tanking harder than a rigged election in the US 2026
[2026-03-18 09:41:09] CaptainMooncoin : 120k today?
[2026-03-18 09:41:35] Shiro : 3k today 🤣
[2026-03-18 09:42:35] Mr. JB : Green on leaderboard again. Leving for voting now! See ya later.
[2026-03-18 09:44:46] CaptainMooncoin : come on bullas
[2026-03-18 09:45:45] Shiro : Oh we closed the daily red! After 8 green one 😃
[2026-03-18 09:46:10] bmagic : Dum soon
[2026-03-18 09:46:20] bmagic : 69k incoming
[2026-03-18 09:46:25] Shiro : 67400 soon and we long it again
[2026-03-18 09:50:49] BlissRP : Shiro: thats an interesting way to say zero ser
[2026-03-18 09:51:49] BlissRP : Mr. JB: vote for pedro
[2026-03-18 09:51:58] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: 67k will not hold
[2026-03-18 09:52:27] Shiro : BlissRP: @Dr.van_Doom666 🤣😂
[2026-03-18 09:52:54] Shiro : Ok thooo we relong it range of 3-16k then
[2026-03-18 09:55:12] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: 3k will not hold
[2026-03-18 09:56:42] BlissRP : you can tell how bored we are in here
[2026-03-18 09:57:41] Shiro : :doge:
[2026-03-18 09:59:51] bmagic : We aren’t bored. My dick is on the line
[2026-03-18 10:01:52] Shiro : : arthur:
[2026-03-18 10:04:50] Shiro : bmagic: let'sake bmagic D great again 🤣
[2026-03-18 10:16:25] Mr. JB : Glad i used sol short profits to long btc
[2026-03-18 10:35:55] speedwell : https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWq7NJnA
[2026-03-18 10:36:04] speedwell : Don't be gay
[2026-03-18 10:36:53] Mr. JB : added and tight sl now
[2026-03-18 10:38:07] speedwell : bmagic: did you pick alien attck?
[2026-03-18 10:39:08] speedwell : Dr.van_Doom666: Did you not vote because gay or too doomy?
[2026-03-18 10:39:47] BlissRP : everyone who didnt vote is ultra giga gay
[2026-03-18 10:40:11] speedwell : that's the long and the short of it
[2026-03-18 10:40:14] Mr. JB : Long now
[2026-03-18 10:41:13] speedwell : Shiro: come on!!!?
[2026-03-18 10:41:49] BMEXcheers : my bosses: 'so you spent millions of claude tokens on ai slop code'
[2026-03-18 10:41:52] BMEXcheers : basically yeah
[2026-03-18 10:41:53] BMEXcheers : and what
[2026-03-18 10:41:54] BMEXcheers : LOL
[2026-03-18 10:43:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 2840 DOGE @ 0.09912 ($281.52)
[2026-03-18 10:44:18] neki : what ronnie, whta again. y u do this to bula, y u so mean?
[2026-03-18 10:45:26] speedwell : look at those 4hr candles
[2026-03-18 10:45:43] speedwell : cut them with a knif
[2026-03-18 10:45:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 6000 USD @ 73869
[2026-03-18 10:46:26] speedwell : I'm not sure what a nif is?
[2026-03-18 10:47:36] neki : this is so mufasa, my dikk tingles
[2026-03-18 10:56:38] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 20,000 USD @ 73888.5318 ```
[2026-03-18 10:56:42] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.135 XBT @ 73872.03 ```
[2026-03-18 10:57:09] bmagic : speedwell: what are you talking about
[2026-03-18 10:58:49] speedwell : https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWq7NJnA
[2026-03-18 10:58:57] speedwell : bmagic:
[2026-03-18 11:01:02] hohoajuma3 : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 6,354.29 USDT RPNL, 4,884.02 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-18 11:01:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: rekt
[2026-03-18 11:03:11] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.6700 ETH @ 2305.64 ($3,850.52) - The margin called and took it all, yet you stood tall and had a ball.
[2026-03-18 11:04:45] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-18 11:06:49] Dr.van_Doom666 : hohoajuma3: rekt
[2026-03-18 11:24:22] neki : *bera silent. Sobbing in corner. Paws wet. Momma forgot to make spaghetti.*
[2026-03-18 11:29:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 10000 USD @ 73664.3
[2026-03-18 11:30:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 19400 USD @ 73458.4
[2026-03-18 11:30:51] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0117 XBT @ 73386.3 ($859.47) - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-18 11:30:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LTCUSDT`: Sell 100 LTC @ 57.13 ($5,713.30) - You had leverage in the air, now it’s gone – but you were there!
[2026-03-18 11:31:03] neki : dirty player, are u
[2026-03-18 11:31:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 6800 USD @ 73117.7
[2026-03-18 11:31:56] Dr.van_Doom666 : TIMBER!!!
[2026-03-18 11:32:12] neki : trollbox silent. Bera used the lunch time to sneaky rekt
[2026-03-18 11:32:17] neki : bera will suffer now
[2026-03-18 11:32:56] neki : bera doesnt know. Like scottie didnt. bera will feel like madonna soon. Like a virgin -touched for the very first time
[2026-03-18 11:33:59] GodBleesYou : wick it !!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-18 11:34:06] GodBleesYou : GO GO BEARS!!!
[2026-03-18 11:34:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 210 XRP @ 1.492 ($313.39)
[2026-03-18 11:35:06] GodBleesYou : PANIC SELLING
[2026-03-18 11:35:09] GodBleesYou : i love it!!!!
[2026-03-18 11:35:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!
[2026-03-18 11:36:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `LINKUSDT`: Sell 25 LINK @ 9.586 ($239.65)
[2026-03-18 11:36:45] neki : come here, u big hairy pussy you.
[2026-03-18 11:36:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0014 XBT @ 73041.9 ($102.30) - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-18 11:36:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BNBUSDT`: Sell 1.4100 BNB @ 663.74 ($935.92)
[2026-03-18 11:37:01] neki : cheeky, cheeky bera
[2026-03-18 11:37:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 72985.2 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-18 11:38:49] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-03-18 11:39:03] GodBleesYou : lets have a pray for the souls of the bulls at that local top
[2026-03-18 11:39:18] GodBleesYou : may hell be gentle on your souls
[2026-03-18 11:39:57] GodBleesYou : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rrXlXkxhjmA&list=RDAMVMrrXlXkxhjmA
[2026-03-18 11:40:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ZECUSDT`: Sell 0.8300 ZEC @ 270.69 ($224.67)
[2026-03-18 11:40:12] GodBleesYou : while bears wick it we will dance xD
[2026-03-18 11:40:45] GodBleesYou : bottom seekers!! untie!!! lets kill some bears when this swing is over xD
[2026-03-18 11:40:51] funny cat videos : lmao
[2026-03-18 11:40:55] thankyousomuch : a bullrun ends when a bullrun astarts
[2026-03-18 11:41:03] thankyousomuch : bullrun has ended cause bullrun has started
[2026-03-18 11:41:33] thankyousomuch : bullrun never ends to start
[2026-03-18 11:41:41] GodBleesYou : Bmex the only safe haven
[2026-03-18 11:41:43] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-18 11:41:50] thankyousomuch : alts 0
[2026-03-18 11:41:53] thankyousomuch : btc 5 cent
[2026-03-18 11:42:44] neki : thankyousomuch: buht bullrun never started to end since 2009 ?
[2026-03-18 11:42:51] neki : bls sirs, explain
[2026-03-18 11:42:56] neki : for familie?
[2026-03-18 11:43:16] thankyousomuch : neki: bullrun below 100 k since existance lol
[2026-03-18 11:43:50] thankyousomuch : hold you longterm shorts nulls
[2026-03-18 11:43:50] neki : thankyousomuch: lol
[2026-03-18 11:43:53] thankyousomuch : your
[2026-03-18 11:44:59] neki : shaving points now
[2026-03-18 11:45:14] bmagic : Its a long btw
[2026-03-18 11:45:21] bmagic : Dont get rekt holding shorts
[2026-03-18 11:45:47] bmagic : My dick bets on it
[2026-03-18 11:46:21] neki : follow the dikk
[2026-03-18 11:46:25] GodBleesYou : bmagic: ....
[2026-03-18 11:46:27] GodBleesYou : https://www.tradingview.com/x/tlbkE6FT/
[2026-03-18 11:46:41] GodBleesYou : bmagic: you counter me in the last few days ....
[2026-03-18 11:46:58] GodBleesYou : i like it better when we hold the same things
[2026-03-18 11:46:59] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-18 11:47:10] GodBleesYou : so long it !!!! at 89-84
[2026-03-18 11:47:13] GodBleesYou : lets go!!!!!
[2026-03-18 11:47:19] GodBleesYou : i heard bear market is over xD
[2026-03-18 11:48:51] neki : Mear Barket. this will reverso so hard, bera will cry.
[2026-03-18 11:49:20] GodBleesYou : bmagic: join the guild so i could see your positions
[2026-03-18 11:49:22] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-18 11:49:23] neki : this is the chuppacabbra region.
[2026-03-18 11:52:06] Benobi : this is a weird timing
[2026-03-18 11:54:25] contract details : Back to hell
[2026-03-18 11:55:09] Dr.van_Doom666 : i can smell the flashcrash
[2026-03-18 11:56:32] PeacenLuv : long entry 72908
[2026-03-18 11:56:51] PeacenLuv : pumpittup safe under 73k
[2026-03-18 11:56:56] bluemaster : Buenos Dias Muchachos , who blinked first 😁
[2026-03-18 11:57:15] bluemaster : /position xbtusd Hakuna Matata Style ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 239,600 USD @ 71338.3793 ```
[2026-03-18 11:57:22] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ```
[2026-03-18 11:57:52] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-03-18 11:59:17] bluemaster : @Husky @Pilot,@Erwinos come back I feel lonly and guilty robing this kids
[2026-03-18 12:03:58] PeacenLuv : longstops up 72858
[2026-03-18 12:04:25] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 22.2100 SOL @ 91.62 ($2,035.15) - Another future McDonald’s employee
[2026-03-18 12:07:41] contract details : press red to win eternally
[2026-03-18 12:08:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 72746.7 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-18 12:09:06] bmagic : Long now
[2026-03-18 12:09:29] contract details : lonmg 60k
[2026-03-18 12:09:32] contract details : or 40k
[2026-03-18 12:10:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ARBUSDT`: Sell 19.6000 ARB @ 0.1045 ($2.05)
[2026-03-18 12:10:36] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 9100 USD @ 72734.5
[2026-03-18 12:11:10] bmagic : No
[2026-03-18 12:11:15] bmagic : Long now
[2026-03-18 12:11:22] bmagic : 72700 to 83k
[2026-03-18 12:11:47] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: rekt
[2026-03-18 12:12:02] bmagic : Ok dont long
[2026-03-18 12:12:05] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-18 12:12:12] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: +666
[2026-03-18 12:12:39] PeacenLuv : long entry 72706 btfd btc
[2026-03-18 12:13:32] PeacenLuv : pooompahhh btc lezgohh fully bully
[2026-03-18 12:13:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BCHUSD`: Sell 300 Cont @ 460.5 ($10,050.37) - Liquidation complete – coffee break?
[2026-03-18 12:17:45] Dr.van_Doom666 : DO OR DIE!!
[2026-03-18 12:18:34] bmagic : Long
[2026-03-18 12:19:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 210 XRP @ 1.4836 ($311.58)
[2026-03-18 12:20:16] contract details : every time eth scams like it did everything dumps :pepe:
[2026-03-18 12:21:55] Dario1 : but … but … short squeeze
[2026-03-18 12:22:06] Dario1 : but … but … funding rate
[2026-03-18 12:22:23] Dario1 : silly bulls
[2026-03-18 12:22:31] funny cat videos : pumpittup btc
[2026-03-18 12:22:46] Dario1 : short every weak ass bounce
[2026-03-18 12:22:56] funny cat videos : pump up the jam more like pump up the scam lmao