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[2026-03-17 12:10:43] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: just for you I added more to my underwater short 😭😑
[2026-03-17 12:11:00] Benobi : why is it going up ? WHY ? I mean all stops has been taken. this is unecessarly dangerous
[2026-03-17 12:13:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +1
[2026-03-17 12:13:21] Shiro : /position xbtusd @Dr.van_Doom666 💔 ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -11,500 USD @ 72229.2846 ```
[2026-03-17 12:13:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: u will be good soon
[2026-03-17 12:13:33] Shiro : And I'm fucked 😭😂
[2026-03-17 12:14:29] Shiro : Let me take cold shower that might help 🤣
[2026-03-17 12:18:24] PeacenLuv : sui token longstops up 1.02
[2026-03-17 12:19:59] PeacenLuv : long entry 74032 btc longorahmahh
[2026-03-17 12:21:12] PeacenLuv : longstops 740008
[2026-03-17 12:21:25] PeacenLuv : *74008
[2026-03-17 12:23:01] MadoffNakamoto : all the bears are ded
[2026-03-17 12:23:08] MadoffNakamoto : absolute weak ass
[2026-03-17 12:24:39] bmagic : If this pumps i will eat my own dick
[2026-03-17 12:24:49] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 74131.2 ```
[2026-03-17 12:24:56] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: but u have a very small dick
[2026-03-17 12:25:14] PeacenLuv : jumpofff
[2026-03-17 12:25:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 4740 DOGE @ 0.09968 ($472.45)
[2026-03-17 12:25:36] Shiro : bmagic: save my ass now 😂🤣
[2026-03-17 12:26:20] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: bmagic can save no one....he is dickless
[2026-03-17 12:26:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : lol
[2026-03-17 12:26:38] Shiro : Mr. Axelrod: 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 12:26:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: MOON!!!!
[2026-03-17 12:26:52] Mr. Axelrod : Shiro: :pepe: :pepe:
[2026-03-17 12:26:53] PeacenLuv : short sui token
[2026-03-17 12:26:59] Mr. Axelrod : Dr.van_Doom666: u are an asshole
[2026-03-17 12:27:07] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. Axelrod: lol
[2026-03-17 12:28:16] PeacenLuv : lol ya looked like it was gunna go up
[2026-03-17 12:28:45] Mr. Axelrod : Dr.van_Doom666: +10000000
[2026-03-17 12:29:43] Dr.van_Doom666 : Mr. Axelrod: +10000000 back Sire. Mahalo!
[2026-03-17 12:29:55] MadoffNakamoto : went to sleep for 6 hurs and woke up to the same price
[2026-03-17 12:30:04] MadoffNakamoto : what have you beras been doing
[2026-03-17 12:32:21] PeacenLuv : happens all the time
[2026-03-17 12:33:52] PeacenLuv : long entey 73786 lezgooh
[2026-03-17 12:34:35] PeacenLuv : addingg weeee
[2026-03-17 12:36:18] PeacenLuv : long sui
[2026-03-17 12:36:23] 45th_blown_account : sorry to say say it, but we are going back down :arthur: sorry
[2026-03-17 12:37:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : MOON!!!:rocket: :rocket: :rocket:
[2026-03-17 12:38:44] PeacenLuv : longstops 73666
[2026-03-17 12:54:23] contract details : gg
[2026-03-17 12:54:26] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-17 13:02:50] Gandalf the Grey : downtrend still not confirmed. wait
[2026-03-17 13:04:13] neki : this session will be shiet until Murica. just meh
[2026-03-17 13:05:05] neki : past days, EU done did it, Asia done did it.. Murica done gonna/must rekt what those two above have done. :D its the murican way. fukk yeh, America!
[2026-03-17 13:10:35] Dr.van_Doom666 : i can smell the flash crash!
[2026-03-17 13:14:17] 45th_blown_account : sorry to say it, but its going to 20k :kek:
[2026-03-17 13:21:06] Dr.van_Doom666 : 45th_blown_account: +1
[2026-03-17 13:21:46] 45th_blown_account : Dr.van_Doom666: :doge: +1
[2026-03-17 13:25:23] Djdez : Who pumped Aster 4%?
[2026-03-17 13:25:43] contract details : to hell
[2026-03-17 13:29:41] Shiro : 3k 😄
[2026-03-17 13:30:10] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: XRP 3k :doge:
[2026-03-17 13:30:56] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: $melania 180k end of the year
[2026-03-17 13:31:59] Gandalf the Grey : lets push 77k no?
[2026-03-17 13:32:07] Gandalf the Grey : we need free monies
[2026-03-17 13:32:29] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: i know , Netanehiu still alive https://x.com/vl_plus/status/2033606950114455691 ,fax
[2026-03-17 13:32:33] MadoffNakamoto : trollbox, clueless as usual
[2026-03-17 13:32:48] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: my short still is underwater I prefer 65-67 🤣
[2026-03-17 13:33:05] Gandalf the Grey : https://www.tradingview.com/x/FPOmypyS/ look chart
[2026-03-17 13:33:05] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: is he!!! Let me see
[2026-03-17 13:33:28] Gandalf the Grey : not look too much bearish no
[2026-03-17 13:33:39] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: wtf!!!! No problem let me call my Iranian plug 🔌🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 13:33:44] Gandalf the Grey : better buy dips with SL (gray line)
[2026-03-17 13:33:54] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: nahh but I need hopium 😭
[2026-03-17 13:34:13] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd I just clicked this and 100 usd lol ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 20,000 USD @ 73671.3 ```
[2026-03-17 13:34:20] Gandalf the Grey : free money
[2026-03-17 13:34:23] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDDD
[2026-03-17 13:34:29] 45th_blown_account : sorry to formally inform you but its going 3k :catjam:
[2026-03-17 13:35:09] Shiro : 45k us opening amd 3k us closing 🤣
[2026-03-17 13:35:53] Gandalf the Grey : we need finnic back
[2026-03-17 13:36:35] Shiro : I hate being bera but I have too to save my ass 😂
[2026-03-17 13:36:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : Shiro: +1000
[2026-03-17 13:36:43] Gandalf the Grey : i think best just either long support or short resist based on how the market looks. no need overcomplicate
[2026-03-17 13:36:49] Gandalf the Grey : risk a bit win more
[2026-03-17 13:37:00] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: Doom masive wick
[2026-03-17 13:38:29] Shiro : Where's @Dario I want to tell him happy new year 😁
[2026-03-17 13:38:37] Dr.van_Doom666 : it will be epic tomorrow! TOTAL BULL EXTINCTION!!
[2026-03-17 13:38:47] Shiro : And ask him if Bibi he's still alive!?
[2026-03-17 13:39:05] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: meanwhile, face down, ass up 😈
[2026-03-17 13:39:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: -1
[2026-03-17 13:39:56] Shiro : Can I spank him too? @MadoffNakamoto @Dr.van_Doom666 😂
[2026-03-17 13:40:07] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: -666 sir
[2026-03-17 13:40:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 28 Cont @ 2345.7 ($4,865.86) - You didn’t just lose money, you lost dignity too
[2026-03-17 13:40:29] MadoffNakamoto : if we close this daily green im gonna laugh my ass off btw
[2026-03-17 13:40:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: +666 back Sire! Mahalo
[2026-03-17 13:41:18] Shiro : 9 green daily is impossible in bearmaeket it's been written down 2000 years ago
[2026-03-17 13:41:58] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: dont take it personnally but
[2026-03-17 13:42:03] MadoffNakamoto : **weak ass beras**
[2026-03-17 13:42:07] Shiro : Snap back str8 to 67400
[2026-03-17 13:42:45] Mr. JB : Let's dump it
[2026-03-17 13:42:47] Gandalf the Grey : 75k and 77k if bulla imo
[2026-03-17 13:42:55] Mr. JB : Revenge trade back my losses
[2026-03-17 13:45:03] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: my ass and gluet is pretty strong 💪🏻🤣😭
[2026-03-17 13:45:32] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: all that matters is the anti gravity device
[2026-03-17 13:46:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `TRUMPOFFICIALUSDT`: Sell 16.8000 TRUMPOFFICIAL @ 3.669 ($62.56)
[2026-03-17 13:49:57] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: did you have new year btw?
[2026-03-17 13:49:57] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: whats your long average entry price?
[2026-03-17 13:50:10] MadoffNakamoto : didn't*
[2026-03-17 13:50:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XRPUSDT`: Sell 100 XRP @ 1.4988 ($149.93)
[2026-03-17 13:51:40] bmagic : Long now
[2026-03-17 13:51:41] contract details : hehe bitcan't
[2026-03-17 13:51:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 73646.6 - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-17 13:51:48] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-17 13:52:00] bmagic : 73600
[2026-03-17 13:52:07] bmagic : Long to 73601
[2026-03-17 13:52:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 300 USD @ 73480.3 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-17 13:52:22] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: yeah it's end of the week but there are some other occasions before that that we're celebrating
[2026-03-17 13:52:40] Dr.van_Doom666 : TIMBER!!!!
[2026-03-17 13:52:57] Shiro : bmagic: if it's pump I'll donate my balls 😑
[2026-03-17 13:53:00] contract details : a timber is too insignificant compared to the incoming meteorite
[2026-03-17 13:53:28] Shawn-Williams : I think we will go to 75100 once again but I don't know after going how much down. But we will got o 75100 once again. lets see
[2026-03-17 13:53:31] contract details : just in: terrorist attack at the white house, emperor trump reported dead
[2026-03-17 13:53:52] 45th_blown_account : contract details: 6 fingers Trump is still alive
[2026-03-17 13:54:34] Shiro : Shawn-Williams: you told 72 by us opening now 75 such a moody person
[2026-03-17 13:54:54] Shawn-Williams : Shiro: yes it was looking probable
[2026-03-17 13:55:12] Shawn-Williams : most likely
[2026-03-17 13:55:38] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 26,000 USD @ 73819.2609 ```
[2026-03-17 13:55:47] bmagic : If this dont pump i will eat my own dick
[2026-03-17 13:55:58] MadoffNakamoto : why is this always about diks and balls
[2026-03-17 13:55:58] Shiro : Dump it to 67 for papi and dickless man
[2026-03-17 13:56:04] MadoffNakamoto : icant
[2026-03-17 13:56:17] Gandalf the Grey : to show you have money you must buy diesel and ram sticks
[2026-03-17 13:56:23] Shiro : bmagic: if it's pump I'll squeeze my balls
[2026-03-17 13:56:46] bmagic : MadoffNakamoto: that is all that remains as currency once we are wiped out
[2026-03-17 13:56:49] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: we're buch of nasty guys apologies
[2026-03-17 13:56:55] bmagic : The human reproduction system
[2026-03-17 13:57:00] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂😂😭
[2026-03-17 13:57:41] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: bro we're lucky in EU and us petrol and diesel price pumping so mad
[2026-03-17 13:58:56] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: why we are lucky ? because we still use horse carts ? :kek:
[2026-03-17 13:59:11] bmagic : I would eat a dick for a tank of fuel right now
[2026-03-17 13:59:17] Gandalf the Grey : personally I ride my trusty camel, Ahmed
[2026-03-17 13:59:34] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: nah because I'm riding camel to on a daily basis 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 13:59:47] 45th_blown_account : Gandalf the Grey: very good, i married my camel , legally
[2026-03-17 14:00:01] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: fs bro we're same 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 14:00:15] Gandalf the Grey : 45th_blown_account: does it give good head?
[2026-03-17 14:00:17] Gandalf the Grey : xDDDD
[2026-03-17 14:00:33] 45th_blown_account : Gandalf the Grey: the best :kek:
[2026-03-17 14:01:15] Shiro : Ok bye call me when we're at 67
[2026-03-17 14:01:28] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 26,000 USD @ 73819.2609 ```
[2026-03-17 14:01:30] bmagic : Long
[2026-03-17 14:01:32] bmagic : Ez long
[2026-03-17 14:01:36] bmagic : Instant death
[2026-03-17 14:01:45] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: do you have phones in EU ? or you use pigeons ? :arthur:
[2026-03-17 14:02:13] Shiro : 45th_blown_account: we use falcon bird 🤣
[2026-03-17 14:02:39] Shiro : Bro you know they're some falcons that coast 5-10 million $?
[2026-03-17 14:03:30] 45th_blown_account : Shiro: i am so happy you involved :kek:
[2026-03-17 14:03:51] 45th_blown_account : evolved
[2026-03-17 14:07:39] Gandalf the Grey : If I pay 5M for a bird it better flies to africa and bring 1kg gold every day.
[2026-03-17 14:07:45] neki : "u'žre so vain, you proably think this song is about you... u're so vaiin... " lalalaa
[2026-03-17 14:09:07] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: 🤣
[2026-03-17 14:09:55] Gandalf the Grey : if there is CONGO is there also CONSTAY
[2026-03-17 14:10:05] Gandalf the Grey : Isnt it concerning
[2026-03-17 14:10:07] 45th_blown_account : Gandalf the Grey: it will bring you a diamond from Elon`s `little helpers` , i mean kids who work in Elon`s miners :kek:
[2026-03-17 14:11:08] Gandalf the Grey : I organized 2 busses to Oman and charged ppl 2500 usd for ticket xDDDD
[2026-03-17 14:11:28] Gandalf the Grey : Balenciage style scam
[2026-03-17 14:11:46] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: fking hell, you're taking flight from there?
[2026-03-17 14:12:01] Gandalf the Grey : yes ppl can fly to europe from oman
[2026-03-17 14:12:06] Gandalf the Grey : they feel like war herous
[2026-03-17 14:12:35] Gandalf the Grey : byznes byznes
[2026-03-17 14:13:01] 45th_blown_account : buying BMEX here is like buying a flying ticket to Iran : it`s cheap but they may shoot you down , missiles from US, Israel or from Iran : hell , they shoot their own planes too
[2026-03-17 14:13:15] neki : 45th_blown_account: lol
[2026-03-17 14:13:30] 45th_blown_account : neki: :kek:
[2026-03-17 14:14:14] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-17 14:14:58] Gandalf the Grey : hehe
[2026-03-17 14:15:44] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-17 14:15:50] GodBleesYou : good morning fellas
[2026-03-17 14:16:06] 45th_blown_account : gm @GodBleesYou :doge:
[2026-03-17 14:16:13] Shiro : I wanna see @bmagic dickless so dump it
[2026-03-17 14:16:38] Gandalf the Grey : just place your bets gentlemen
[2026-03-17 14:16:39] GodBleesYou : Shiro: he allready lost his dick when 74400 broke
[2026-03-17 14:16:42] Gandalf the Grey : soon Eid
[2026-03-17 14:16:41] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-17 14:16:52] bmagic : I can just tuck it in
[2026-03-17 14:17:05] GodBleesYou : bmagic: jajajajaja
[2026-03-17 14:17:22] Gandalf the Grey : One bro thought that LoL means Lots of Love, so he send May your grandma rest in peace, lol xDDDDDD
[2026-03-17 14:18:03] Shiro : GodBleesYou: he got eternity dicks and they're regrowing 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 14:18:20] Gandalf the Grey : he can do anal with himself bro
[2026-03-17 14:18:31] Gandalf the Grey : he calls it completing the cycle
[2026-03-17 14:18:45] Shiro : Lmao 😂
[2026-03-17 14:18:45] GodBleesYou : Shiro: :arthur:
[2026-03-17 14:25:07] GodBleesYou : Go Go Go bmex
[2026-03-17 14:25:18] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 26,000 USD @ 73819.2609 ```
[2026-03-17 14:25:23] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.17 XBT @ 73506.74 ```
[2026-03-17 14:26:36] Shiro : bmagic: Us gonna make you end up Dless man in 4mins 😁
[2026-03-17 14:29:12] GodBleesYou : bmagic: https://www.tradingview.com/x/T9nXi1wo/
[2026-03-17 14:29:17] GodBleesYou : market about to turn bear
[2026-03-17 14:30:07] GodBleesYou : btc as well https://www.tradingview.com/x/WRatvW59/
[2026-03-17 14:36:06] bmagic : When moon?
[2026-03-17 14:36:25] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: never
[2026-03-17 14:44:45] neki : sso mah love.. u wanna pop
[2026-03-17 14:44:59] neki : pop burst into a beautiful flower.
[2026-03-17 14:45:03] neki : lovely rose
[2026-03-17 14:46:31] MadoffNakamoto : neki: 💚
[2026-03-17 14:50:55] neki : urica premarket scam.. is oke. U can fill my bags at 72500 before u go 78. U can also straight shoot to 78k. Its yo call, murky market maker. I am here for you
[2026-03-17 14:51:31] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 74135 ```
[2026-03-17 14:51:46] bmagic : Make me a woman
[2026-03-17 14:52:04] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂
[2026-03-17 14:56:19] MadoffNakamoto : you dont get to be a woman anyway because you said you'd smoke your dik at 169420
[2026-03-17 14:56:45] Gandalf the Grey : GodBleesYou: I am chasing you in the leaderboards lol
[2026-03-17 14:57:02] Gandalf the Grey : in ROI
[2026-03-17 14:57:04] Gandalf the Grey : xDDD
[2026-03-17 14:57:53] Gandalf the Grey : 75k pls I need to hit 1:2 RR at least
[2026-03-17 15:01:10] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: I told you ass up 😈
[2026-03-17 15:01:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: rekt
[2026-03-17 15:01:39] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: and face down!
[2026-03-17 15:01:41] Gandalf the Grey : 75k is important
[2026-03-17 15:01:44] Gandalf the Grey : watch the reaction
[2026-03-17 15:02:45] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAMMMMM
[2026-03-17 15:03:00] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂
[2026-03-17 15:03:03] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: 💚
[2026-03-17 15:04:58] neki : something is fishy over here
[2026-03-17 15:05:08] neki : ill go fry a fish while I figure this out
[2026-03-17 15:05:19] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.17 XBT @ 74513.39 ```
[2026-03-17 15:05:24] neki : (and the fishy thing aint my fish in the fride)
[2026-03-17 15:05:25] bmagic : Make me a real woman
[2026-03-17 15:05:29] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 74451.294 ```
[2026-03-17 15:08:25] blaster33 : i thnk we can start to enjoy the incoming bloodbath
[2026-03-17 15:09:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : blaster33: 40k first target
[2026-03-17 15:10:00] Dario1 : I usually don’t enjoy bloodbaths
[2026-03-17 15:10:02] bmagic : 68k
[2026-03-17 15:10:04] Dario1 : but I will make an exception for this one 😈
[2026-03-17 15:10:06] bmagic : Lets go!!!
[2026-03-17 15:10:11] bmagic : Back it up
[2026-03-17 15:10:19] bmagic : Let me smack dat btcass
[2026-03-17 15:15:59] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 74161
[2026-03-17 15:16:03] MadoffNakamoto : I think 83k wouldnt be too shabby
[2026-03-17 15:16:43] PeacenLuv : adding longs entry 74156
[2026-03-17 15:16:58] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh btc
[2026-03-17 15:22:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 500 USD @ 74063.1 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-17 15:23:07] Dr.van_Doom666 : [16:01] MadoffNakamoto: Dr.van_Doom666: I told you ass up 😈
[2026-03-17 15:23:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : lol
[2026-03-17 15:23:32] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: tkae out your light saber
[2026-03-17 15:28:12] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: ...
[2026-03-17 15:29:24] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: 0.6473 XBT RPNL, 0.0006 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-17 15:29:42] MANsa_MOONsa : ssucks we ant post sub accounts
[2026-03-17 15:29:45] MANsa_MOONsa : its JUICER
[2026-03-17 15:32:01] PeacenLuv : longstops up 74111
[2026-03-17 15:33:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 73952.2 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-17 15:34:57] Gandalf the Grey : big rejectal why
[2026-03-17 15:35:04] Gandalf the Grey : no more up
[2026-03-17 15:35:06] Gandalf the Grey : or what
[2026-03-17 15:35:54] Gandalf the Grey : eth has so much room for down kurwa scary
[2026-03-17 15:35:54] contract details : :downrocket:
[2026-03-17 15:35:57] contract details : see you at new low
[2026-03-17 15:36:00] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-17 15:36:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : contract details: +1
[2026-03-17 15:38:56] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: 0.09 XBT @ 73834.27 ```
[2026-03-17 15:40:26] thankyousomuch : :downrocket: minimum wag
[2026-03-17 15:40:29] thankyousomuch : ahead
[2026-03-17 15:40:39] thankyousomuch : minimum wage :arthur:
[2026-03-17 15:40:40] caex : Don’t lose faith guru Michael Saylor is stacking BTC. Open your longs, $1M per BTC is just around the corner.
[2026-03-17 15:41:03] Gjergj : caex: mcdoanlds is hiring
[2026-03-17 15:41:05] Gjergj : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 15:41:10] thankyousomuch : yes
[2026-03-17 15:41:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : THERE IS NO SECOND WORST
[2026-03-17 15:41:22] thankyousomuch : 5 cnt per hour
[2026-03-17 15:41:47] Gjergj : fuck mcdonalds
[2026-03-17 15:41:48] Gjergj : 100x
[2026-03-17 15:41:50] Gjergj : :kek:
[2026-03-17 15:41:58] caex : Fuck the war and all the geopolitical turmoil.😄
[2026-03-17 15:42:32] caex : end april hit 98k rdy go go
[2026-03-17 15:43:52] MadoffNakamoto : bitcoin is missile proof sir, cant nuke what you cant see
[2026-03-17 15:43:56] GodBleesYou : contract details: new low only after the next jewish holyday
[2026-03-17 15:44:01] GodBleesYou : passover dump
[2026-03-17 15:44:09] GodBleesYou : but also signal we near bottom
[2026-03-17 15:44:16] GodBleesYou : so now we bias to upsdie
[2026-03-17 15:44:23] GodBleesYou : short every parabola
[2026-03-17 15:44:28] caex : And market makers are shorting to keep the price from breaking 75K — otherwise they’ll be forced to hedge their positions.
[2026-03-17 15:44:37] GodBleesYou : doom coming in 90 days @contract details
[2026-03-17 15:44:46] caex : Because there’s a large gamma concentration at 75K.
[2026-03-17 15:44:58] caex : FULL LONG NOW
[2026-03-17 15:45:09] caex : AMEN 😊
[2026-03-17 15:46:12] caex : TP 81K EASY MONIE😝
[2026-03-17 15:46:14] MANsa_MOONsa : LONG N STRONG
[2026-03-17 15:46:28] Gjergj : :bog: :rocket:
[2026-03-17 15:46:40] contract details : strong signs of reversal with so many happy longers
[2026-03-17 15:46:42] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-17 15:47:33] 45th_blown_account : sorry to say it, but we are going to 20k :arthur:
[2026-03-17 15:47:58] Gjergj : 20k eth
[2026-03-17 15:48:03] Gjergj : send it
[2026-03-17 15:48:18] bmagic : If this doesn’t pump im going to
[2026-03-17 15:48:34] PeacenLuv : 😆btfd btc 5min longittup
[2026-03-17 15:48:43] MadoffNakamoto : eat you dik
[2026-03-17 15:48:52] MadoffNakamoto : your*
[2026-03-17 15:49:48] MadoffNakamoto : and nuts
[2026-03-17 15:49:53] MadoffNakamoto : the full set :doge:
[2026-03-17 15:50:37] bmagic : I don’t even need to say it anymore. Its in your head
[2026-03-17 15:50:52] MadoffNakamoto : ive seen it so many times now
[2026-03-17 15:50:53] bmagic : Subliminally messaged the box
[2026-03-17 15:50:54] MadoffNakamoto : xD
[2026-03-17 15:51:04] bmagic : Now all u guys think about is my dick
[2026-03-17 15:51:13] MadoffNakamoto : loool
[2026-03-17 15:51:15] bmagic : Time for the pump
[2026-03-17 15:51:29] bmagic : 82 to 85 liquidity hotspot
[2026-03-17 15:51:36] bmagic : If we confirm long here
[2026-03-17 15:51:49] MadoffNakamoto : I have 83K target but will close before that
[2026-03-17 15:51:55] bmagic : If we fail 73400 then we may see 68k so be prepared
[2026-03-17 15:52:10] bmagic : I think microstrategy and company need exit liquidity so we go higher
[2026-03-17 15:52:18] Shiro : bmagic: your D is so weak 67 🤣
[2026-03-17 15:52:26] bmagic : Been thinking even 90k is possible
[2026-03-17 15:52:40] bmagic : But it doesn’t support the head and shoulders theory
[2026-03-17 15:53:08] bmagic : Irrelevant nobody cares about bad head and awkward shoulders
[2026-03-17 15:53:11] bmagic : We want blood
[2026-03-17 15:53:53] neki : strange beast, the Amuricun Tz market became.
[2026-03-17 15:53:58] bmagic : Shiro: limp Dizkit
[2026-03-17 15:54:40] Shiro : bmagic: I'll send you some blue pills 💙
[2026-03-17 15:55:24] MadoffNakamoto : I think we all love a good bloodbath but cant fight the antigravity device
[2026-03-17 15:55:32] caex : Pushing the price above 75K forces market makers to buy BTC to hedge their positions the charts don’t lie, and around 80–81K we have a descending trendline that we’ll be testing.. TIP ME LATER☺️
[2026-03-17 15:57:08] bmagic : Pushing the price above 75k forces buyers to be in profit. Thanks me later for the expert tips. bmagic out
[2026-03-17 15:57:21] Shiro : My balls feeling gravity when standing
[2026-03-17 15:57:39] MadoffNakamoto : you sent me, that was my thoughts exactly @bmagic XDD
[2026-03-17 15:58:57] caex : Finally, I’d add that we have a price gap at 84,600 connect all the dots.☺️
[2026-03-17 15:59:26] bmagic : No need to do technical analysis. Dildo green press buy
[2026-03-17 15:59:50] bmagic : Dildo red. Cover your ass
[2026-03-17 16:00:18] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: are you saying that you buy green and sell red sir ?
[2026-03-17 16:00:28] MadoffNakamoto : 😈
[2026-03-17 16:02:33] neki : ouuu.. this beootch seem s reli relli strong now
[2026-03-17 16:02:40] neki : ouuu .. god damn!
[2026-03-17 16:02:54] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: DOOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-17 16:02:55] neki : this shieet is chuck norris strong
[2026-03-17 16:03:02] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: +1
[2026-03-17 16:03:31] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: 💚
[2026-03-17 16:04:33] neki : bmagic: Mr u best leave tips alone. U seem busy enough with your own tip. :D
[2026-03-17 16:04:36] MadoffNakamoto : time for some music
[2026-03-17 16:04:41] MadoffNakamoto : you know which one
[2026-03-17 16:04:48] neki : is it?
[2026-03-17 16:04:58] neki : can it be? @MadoffNakamoto
[2026-03-17 16:04:58] MadoffNakamoto : hahaha
[2026-03-17 16:05:18] neki : lemm put some grease on my hair then
[2026-03-17 16:05:36] MadoffNakamoto : :doge:
[2026-03-17 16:06:01] neki : buht ser, one great question here. To what limit are we pushing? lim sell or lim buy :D
[2026-03-17 16:06:07] Gandalf the Grey : burgers scammed us
[2026-03-17 16:06:23] MadoffNakamoto : neki: there is no ceiling
[2026-03-17 16:06:30] MadoffNakamoto : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHi0LxiPfg
[2026-03-17 16:06:35] MadoffNakamoto : :doge:
[2026-03-17 16:07:37] neki : MadoffNakamoto: oke cockroaches!! is oke now! is oke!
[2026-03-17 16:08:25] neki : Gandalf the Grey: Vuitalik mcdonalds rejection pattern
[2026-03-17 16:08:48] Gandalf the Grey : use ur will kurwa
[2026-03-17 16:08:54] neki : hehehheh
[2026-03-17 16:08:57] MadoffNakamoto : lmao
[2026-03-17 16:09:06] Gandalf the Grey : how tf am i supposed to afford 6 euro matchas all the time
[2026-03-17 16:09:22] neki : wait just a littl.. im builiding up to it. Need to pump up with "the song" before.
[2026-03-17 16:09:34] Gandalf the Grey : nigga u r charging up lmao
[2026-03-17 16:09:50] Gandalf the Grey : fedora
[2026-03-17 16:10:04] Gandalf the Grey : fedora hat
[2026-03-17 16:10:23] Gandalf the Grey : Roger Fedorarer
[2026-03-17 16:10:27] Gandalf the Grey : lmao
[2026-03-17 16:10:30] neki : The love needs to be real
[2026-03-17 16:10:49] MadoffNakamoto : :catjam:
[2026-03-17 16:10:56] Gandalf the Grey : :catjam:
[2026-03-17 16:12:04] neki : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI we proceed when this song is over. Play now
[2026-03-17 16:12:24] MadoffNakamoto : neki: HAHAHAHA
[2026-03-17 16:12:34] MadoffNakamoto : :catjam:
[2026-03-17 16:12:46] MadoffNakamoto : :catjam: :catjam: :catjam: :catjam:
[2026-03-17 16:17:37] neki : oke maricon, its on
[2026-03-17 16:17:50] neki : I WOČČ
[2026-03-17 16:17:52] neki : WILL
[2026-03-17 16:17:58] neki : This market
[2026-03-17 16:18:01] neki : to
[2026-03-17 16:18:04] neki : go
[2026-03-17 16:18:08] neki : UP!
[2026-03-17 16:18:55] MadoffNakamoto : I have the music on replay sir :catjam:
[2026-03-17 16:19:43] neki : MadoffNakamoto: :D ya its jam!
[2026-03-17 16:20:00] neki : louder you play it, bigger the dola bil$$
[2026-03-17 16:20:11] MadoffNakamoto : fk bmagic tho, I'm hearing "make ma dik" instead of make my day
[2026-03-17 16:21:33] neki : MadoffNakamoto: rroooffflll
[2026-03-17 16:21:35] neki : hahaha
[2026-03-17 16:21:42] MadoffNakamoto : you hear it too ?
[2026-03-17 16:21:43] MadoffNakamoto : icant
[2026-03-17 16:21:51] neki : MadoffNakamoto: fekk, now uve infected me
[2026-03-17 16:21:57] MadoffNakamoto : LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2026-03-17 16:22:10] Shiro : MadoffNakamoto: wtf lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 16:22:19] MadoffNakamoto : Shiro: im dying
[2026-03-17 16:22:21] neki : Shiro: join in
[2026-03-17 16:22:36] Shiro : neki: 🥳
[2026-03-17 16:22:40] neki : see, ive just hit replay. Inszta 754200 land
[2026-03-17 16:22:49] neki : 74200* land
[2026-03-17 16:23:06] MadoffNakamoto : neki: nah I mean it was fine the first time
[2026-03-17 16:23:10] MadoffNakamoto : 754200 is just fine
[2026-03-17 16:23:20] neki : MadoffNakamoto: Agree :D
[2026-03-17 16:23:26] MadoffNakamoto : neki: aGREED
[2026-03-17 16:24:31] neki : MadoffNakamoto: +1
[2026-03-17 16:30:02] bmagic : :pepe:🍆
[2026-03-17 16:32:11] neki : damn i hyped myself with the songs.. opend up my long ranges on cue.. *Too soon* *too big*
[2026-03-17 16:33:12] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.1 XBT @ 74093.53 ```
[2026-03-17 16:33:12] neki : Bitch, I WILL it now1
[2026-03-17 16:33:14] neki : !
[2026-03-17 16:33:18] bmagic : /position btcusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 74113.6013 ```
[2026-03-17 16:33:29] bmagic : U guys gave my erectile dysfunction
[2026-03-17 16:33:38] bmagic : Shiro im coming for your ass
[2026-03-17 16:34:11] neki : bmagic: bon apetite mr. The snake will shrink. The worm will bury itself. The dikk shall perish
[2026-03-17 16:34:31] Shiro : bmagic: my poor ass still underwater 🤣
[2026-03-17 16:34:50] bmagic : Im seeing signs of failure on this impulse
[2026-03-17 16:34:54] Shiro : If we wick it to 65 I become gay
[2026-03-17 16:35:01] bmagic : U may live to see another ass get ripped
[2026-03-17 16:35:05] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -11,500 USD @ 72229.2846 ```
[2026-03-17 16:35:25] bmagic : 68 is my target if 73400 fails
[2026-03-17 16:35:36] Shiro : 67400
[2026-03-17 16:37:14] Gandalf the Grey : I dunno
[2026-03-17 16:37:18] Gandalf the Grey : trend still seems intact
[2026-03-17 16:37:23] neki : this is it
[2026-03-17 16:37:40] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: bring your ass in too join us 🤣
[2026-03-17 16:37:40] neki : I will this market to go UPUp only. It is my will and my mentality. the market will go up because I will it.
[2026-03-17 16:37:55] Gandalf the Grey : I made my kebab today
[2026-03-17 16:37:59] Gandalf the Grey : now I scared to reenter
[2026-03-17 16:38:01] Gandalf the Grey : to not lose it
[2026-03-17 16:38:01] Gandalf the Grey : lol
[2026-03-17 16:38:18] Shiro : Lol
[2026-03-17 16:38:53] neki : anyone Tuned into Trumps speech right now? he hasnt said anything stupd yet, atleast, since markets are calm :D
[2026-03-17 16:39:22] Gandalf the Grey : do you think he smashes Melania still?
[2026-03-17 16:39:38] Gandalf the Grey : they should make a tape
[2026-03-17 16:39:41] Gandalf the Grey : would watch
[2026-03-17 16:39:49] Shiro : neki: good point
[2026-03-17 16:40:17] neki : Shiro: :D
[2026-03-17 16:40:21] Shiro : I'm Melania #1 fan
[2026-03-17 16:40:24] Gandalf the Grey : u not scared of the short?
[2026-03-17 16:40:34] Gandalf the Grey : what if it pumps and takes a lot of moneys
[2026-03-17 16:40:56] Shiro : Gandalf the Grey: I already poo my self couple of times 🤣🤣🤣
[2026-03-17 16:41:44] neki : 74 unbreakable. 74 strong
[2026-03-17 16:41:56] neki : markets at my will
[2026-03-17 16:42:03] neki : (because trump is silent)
[2026-03-17 16:42:06] Gandalf the Grey : oh no
[2026-03-17 16:42:11] Gandalf the Grey : he has charged up
[2026-03-17 16:42:13] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: i like sweet chilli or chilli sauce and garlic sauce
[2026-03-17 16:42:25] Gandalf the Grey : so oil
[2026-03-17 16:42:30] neki : *the rumbling in the distance, flashes of lightning*
[2026-03-17 16:42:59] neki : I will this market to go UPUp only. It is my will and my mentality. the market will go up because I will it.
[2026-03-17 16:48:36] Dr.van_Doom666 : WTF ??? WHY WE ARE STILL ABOVE 50K???
[2026-03-17 16:49:02] Djdez : Dr.van_Doom666: 🤣
[2026-03-17 16:50:45] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: SCAAAAM!!
[2026-03-17 16:50:51] PeacenLuv : 58 58 58 k usd looookoutttt blow
[2026-03-17 16:51:05] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: +666
[2026-03-17 16:51:23] Djdez : Dr.van_Doom666: market makers having a party
[2026-03-17 16:51:34] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: fake pump incoming sir, unacceptable
[2026-03-17 16:53:01] 45th_blown_account : https://x.com/Shitpost_2048/status/2033830709450924097 , its an old song :pepe:
[2026-03-17 16:53:43] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: shorting bottom is bad for your health and dik sir
[2026-03-17 16:55:05] PeacenLuv : i got this thing built like a weather vane for btc . a valu forecaztr . differnt but its bazicly electric and acweather vane for clouds n wind is more natural but still both are natural
[2026-03-17 16:55:22] Shiro : @Dario1 happy 4shanbe soori bro 🔥🧡
[2026-03-17 16:55:37] PeacenLuv : i t helps me long n jump off btc
[2026-03-17 16:55:55] PeacenLuv : shud werk and im sellingvthem
[2026-03-17 16:56:04] Dr.van_Doom666 : Pippin=real store of value
[2026-03-17 16:56:11] PeacenLuv : gotta wait n see
[2026-03-17 16:56:24] PeacenLuv : pimp puppin
[2026-03-17 16:56:42] PeacenLuv : * pump pippin
[2026-03-17 16:56:49] PeacenLuv : Dr.van_Doom666:
[2026-03-17 16:57:05] PeacenLuv : go pepe
[2026-03-17 16:58:09] Shiro : Dr.van_Doom666: what about pimping?
[2026-03-17 16:58:28] Shiro : When I grow up I wanna become a pimp
[2026-03-17 16:59:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CRCLUSDT`: Buy 4.2500 CRCL @ 130.48 ($NaN) - McDonald's is hiring
[2026-03-17 16:59:23] PeacenLuv : this hole time i beem trying not to trade btc
[2026-03-17 16:59:37] Dario1 : Shiro: Happy 4shanbe soori to you too bro enjoy 🔥🧡
[2026-03-17 16:59:47] PeacenLuv : we r all grown ups
[2026-03-17 16:59:51] Dario1 : Every year I extend my best wishes for the new year of every culture on trollbox
[2026-03-17 17:00:01] Shiro : PeacenLuv: buy z dip bro and tell me what's the SL
[2026-03-17 17:00:04] Dario1 : but Nowruz (the Persian new year) is scientifically and astronomically the most
[2026-03-17 17:00:11] Shiro : Dario1: 😘🔥
[2026-03-17 17:00:16] Dario1 : accurate calendar in the world 🔭
[2026-03-17 17:00:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `CRCLUSDT`: Buy 5.6600 CRCL @ 130.7 ($NaN) - Bonjour!
[2026-03-17 17:00:39] Dario1 : Shiro: So my best Nowruz wishes to you and to whoever celebrates it ✨⚡️
[2026-03-17 17:00:46] Dario1 : 😘
[2026-03-17 17:01:20] Shiro : Dario1: same bro Happy Nowruz in advance wish you all the best 😘♥️
[2026-03-17 17:01:41] Dario1 : Shiro: Thank you love 😘❤️
[2026-03-17 17:01:50] GodBleesYou : 💥\
[2026-03-17 17:01:55] GodBleesYou : why you allow it to pump?
[2026-03-17 17:02:19] PeacenLuv : i think its time i make a big basket of crypto holdings . 2 coinscof everything
[2026-03-17 17:02:36] Shiro : GodBleesYou: pump before dump to trigger SLs
[2026-03-17 17:03:09] PeacenLuv : ill always be able to trade them all . jus always keep 1 of each
[2026-03-17 17:04:14] PeacenLuv : im entering longs next red 5min btc
[2026-03-17 17:05:40] neki : bye bye bera
[2026-03-17 17:08:03] PeacenLuv : longing 74308 n lower xbtusdperpz
[2026-03-17 17:09:06] PeacenLuv : shorting btc 74111 and higher
[2026-03-17 17:09:18] PeacenLuv : *lowrr
[2026-03-17 17:09:35] PeacenLuv : orvnot
[2026-03-17 17:09:53] PeacenLuv : i dunno yet it depends on how it moves wen
[2026-03-17 17:11:08] PeacenLuv : long entry 74111 lezgogg pooompahh btc
[2026-03-17 17:11:25] neki : we go moovement
[2026-03-17 17:11:27] neki : we got pulse
[2026-03-17 17:11:56] neki : he mustve said something stupd right now
[2026-03-17 17:12:00] neki : i feel it
[2026-03-17 17:12:08] PeacenLuv : adding entry long 74148 lezgohh
[2026-03-17 17:13:46] neki : this wull hurt ou more than it hurts me bera
[2026-03-17 17:13:52] neki : no mercy to you
[2026-03-17 17:14:06] PeacenLuv : longbliquid 74 k im adding lezgohh
[2026-03-17 17:17:54] Djdez : 75k guaranteed long it !!!!!!!
[2026-03-17 17:18:36] PeacenLuv : adding 74308
[2026-03-17 17:19:11] PeacenLuv : 0ooooohhhmmmphh
[2026-03-17 17:19:21] Dr.van_Doom666 : Djdez: -1
[2026-03-17 17:19:36] PeacenLuv : tjat was heavy add long poor berazzez
[2026-03-17 17:19:53] PeacenLuv : Djdez: protrader
[2026-03-17 17:20:29] PeacenLuv : Djdez: in da houz
[2026-03-17 17:21:17] PeacenLuv : longztopz up 74258 lezgohh btc up green big bonerz
[2026-03-17 17:21:29] PeacenLuv : pumpin
[2026-03-17 17:25:42] Dr.van_Doom666 : PEAK IS IN!!DOOM!!!!
[2026-03-17 17:25:50] GodBleesYou : non stop bulll mode...
[2026-03-17 17:26:05] GodBleesYou : Shiro: i am long
[2026-03-17 17:26:11] GodBleesYou : but my postion is tiny
[2026-03-17 17:26:24] GodBleesYou : mmmmmm
[2026-03-17 17:26:35] GodBleesYou : going to add somthing new to this test this week
[2026-03-17 17:26:48] GodBleesYou : my volume should spike 5x times.. dam :)
[2026-03-17 17:26:49] thankyousomuch : bear market