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[2026-03-16 19:32:17] neki : MadoffNakamoto: this is me:
[2026-03-16 19:32:19] neki : Contracts: 635 - Direction: Long - Leverage: 200× (Cross) - Avg Entry Price: 64,938.9 - Fair Price: 73,819.6 - Estimated Liquidation Price: 60,083.4 - Margin Ratio: 0.94%
[2026-03-16 19:35:35] Gandalf the Grey : I tped so 77k in 20 min. Watch
[2026-03-16 19:36:34] neki : Gandalf the Grey: yea true.. but still I think we mught get smooth push into 78-81 area even.. so any limit-order action here is at risk of being raped by inverse knife.
[2026-03-16 19:37:20] neki : Gandalf the Grey: noo sir, max gamble mode here :D buy back, 250x
[2026-03-16 19:37:23] neki : :D
[2026-03-16 19:37:48] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 20,000 USD @ 73354.6551 ```
[2026-03-16 19:39:24] neki : :P
[2026-03-16 19:58:26] PeacenLuv : long entry 73872
[2026-03-16 20:01:34] neki : MarketMaker wants it both ways agan. Typical Murica.. They got front-ran by asia, now they wanna scam-catch up.. fkkk U, u are beotches now. Submit!
[2026-03-16 20:10:30] BMEXcheers : goto claude opus 4.6
[2026-03-16 20:11:01] BMEXcheers : > get claude pro max 20x > give it prompt '1 shot me claude opus 5 for a fraction of the price > host on AWS > profit
[2026-03-16 20:13:41] speedwell : Clear trend reversal
[2026-03-16 20:14:41] BMEXcheers : my work flow
[2026-03-16 20:14:55] BMEXcheers : 1/ some shitty level requirements to Gemini -> writes me a proper plan -> feed it to Opus 4.6
[2026-03-16 20:14:57] BMEXcheers : lol
[2026-03-16 20:15:03] BMEXcheers : and honestly
[2026-03-16 20:15:06] BMEXcheers : i'd have it no other way
[2026-03-16 20:15:15] BMEXcheers : lets me real with ourselves for a second
[2026-03-16 20:15:22] BMEXcheers : not even on your best day can you out perform AI
[2026-03-16 20:15:23] BMEXcheers : be honest
[2026-03-16 20:15:42] speedwell : at what?
[2026-03-16 20:15:52] speedwell : gardening?
[2026-03-16 20:16:06] speedwell : making love to me ex girlfriend?
[2026-03-16 20:16:45] speedwell : drinking a cup of tea, and watching the war?
[2026-03-16 20:17:04] contract details : Eth showing us the too
[2026-03-16 20:17:07] contract details : Top :pepe:
[2026-03-16 20:17:38] PeacenLuv : hangonnnn btc bullazzz going upzkeee add here
[2026-03-16 20:19:37] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: 0.4535 XBT RPNL, 0.5035 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-16 20:24:57] PeacenLuv : hangonnnnnnonnnnn
[2026-03-16 20:25:17] MadoffNakamoto : push it to the limits :doge:
[2026-03-16 20:26:13] neki : im putting this song on this instant!
[2026-03-16 20:26:47] MadoffNakamoto : neki: :doge:
[2026-03-16 20:28:23] neki : pass the point of no retunr, you've reached to top, but now u gotta learn how keep it..
[2026-03-16 20:28:42] neki : *this song should be taught at every trading school*
[2026-03-16 20:28:45] neki : :D
[2026-03-16 20:29:12] neki : It's even got "u better will it" in it! DAMN!
[2026-03-16 20:29:27] MadoffNakamoto : lmao
[2026-03-16 20:53:17] PeacenLuv : major 5min pumpage
[2026-03-16 21:04:31] Shawn-Williams : 75k+ and then below 60k
[2026-03-16 21:04:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 2355.81 ($175.34)
[2026-03-16 21:04:50] neki : Hi love
[2026-03-16 21:04:59] neki : go go, up into 76 now
[2026-03-16 21:05:45] speedwell : fight fight fight!
[2026-03-16 21:09:09] BlissRP : poompa is real?! :o
[2026-03-16 21:10:10] Benobi : 75+ how much means + ?
[2026-03-16 21:13:53] Gandalf the Grey : asia will send
[2026-03-16 21:14:12] speedwell : 80k is real
[2026-03-16 21:14:52] neki : speedwell: ofc it is. ever since early FEb
[2026-03-16 21:16:12] funny cat videos : BlissRP: real fake pump :pepe:
[2026-03-16 21:16:16] speedwell : certainty is an illusion ser. Possibilities are all that exists.
[2026-03-16 21:16:25] MadoffNakamoto : profits are fake too
[2026-03-16 21:16:40] BlissRP : are we also all fake?
[2026-03-16 21:16:52] funny cat videos : so are my wifes tits but you dont see me complaining
[2026-03-16 21:17:59] neki : lets get ready to RUMBLE111
[2026-03-16 21:19:27] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAMMM
[2026-03-16 21:19:39] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: + can be anything but last spike before going below 60k. We willt ake around 5-6 weeks to go below 60k
[2026-03-16 21:19:40] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: 😂😂😂😂
[2026-03-16 21:19:42] Pilot : Crying over dead mates
[2026-03-16 21:19:54] Pilot : Fuel this green candle
[2026-03-16 21:20:05] Benobi : ...anything ?
[2026-03-16 21:20:08] Pilot : For the love of FUDGE
[2026-03-16 21:20:16] Pilot : Please
[2026-03-16 21:20:19] Benobi : So it could be 85k ?
[2026-03-16 21:20:28] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: no way- not at all
[2026-03-16 21:20:36] MadoffNakamoto : could be 169420 too
[2026-03-16 21:20:36] Pilot : Ayo its shawny
[2026-03-16 21:20:52] Benobi : So where is the top pain?
[2026-03-16 21:20:55] Shawn-Williams : 75+ 76 77 kind of. as when it shoot- we don't know the range
[2026-03-16 21:21:04] Benobi : 77...
[2026-03-16 21:21:57] Shawn-Williams : 76-77 more likely. lets see. btc at 70k so bounce range is small too. when it was above 100k or so- it was big range
[2026-03-16 21:22:58] funny cat videos : 127k imminent
[2026-03-16 21:23:36] Benobi : ..I shorted hard the other day when we were at 71K
[2026-03-16 21:23:43] speedwell : we get to 75, excitement will kick in,..
[2026-03-16 21:23:52] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: remember i told you if it goes below 77k then in few trading session it will fall hard. same has happened. Above 77k there are lot of positions where people can get out
[2026-03-16 21:23:55] Shawn-Williams : 80k guys
[2026-03-16 21:23:56] speedwell : over shoot
[2026-03-16 21:24:31] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: it will not cross 77k at all and if it does then may be for few mins
[2026-03-16 21:25:23] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: 90k to 79k -77k to 60k and 60k to 77k and 77k to 54k and less
[2026-03-16 21:26:07] speedwell : looking at the wicks on the weekly candles 26 jan and 2nd feb 76.8k
[2026-03-16 21:32:06] MadoffNakamoto : Bulls are being very cautious here. Everyone and their mother expects below 60k
[2026-03-16 21:33:47] neki : id be careful too, before the FOMSC this week.
[2026-03-16 21:33:52] neki : slmething smells funny
[2026-03-16 21:34:02] MadoffNakamoto : I like to bet against everyone and their mother
[2026-03-16 21:34:40] neki : BTC is trying to price in the new inflation, but the murica manipulators might just rekt this in order to protect shorts at 90 and above
[2026-03-16 21:34:49] neki : anyway
[2026-03-16 21:34:52] neki : my WILL
[2026-03-16 21:35:17] neki : lets se how the bera at 75 flat behaves
[2026-03-16 21:36:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 2000 USD @ 74606.8
[2026-03-16 21:36:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 1 Cont @ 2361.04 ($176.14)
[2026-03-16 21:36:19] neki : might be we get 82k squeeze tho. It is the brekfdonw level
[2026-03-16 21:36:22] neki : oooh
[2026-03-16 21:36:23] neki : CUTUE
[2026-03-16 21:36:29] neki : CUTIE PIE
[2026-03-16 21:37:07] Shawn-Williams : raneg of spike is not good man
[2026-03-16 21:37:12] Shawn-Williams : range*
[2026-03-16 21:37:26] neki : it ok
[2026-03-16 21:37:33] neki : we'll go to 75kek atleast
[2026-03-16 21:37:40] MadoffNakamoto : longs with good entries dont care
[2026-03-16 21:37:43] Shawn-Williams : lets see how it goes till utc day end
[2026-03-16 21:40:40] BlissRP : 8 consecutive green days is not enough
[2026-03-16 21:40:47] BlissRP : need 21 for blackjack
[2026-03-16 21:40:52] MadoffNakamoto : BlissRP: +666 sir
[2026-03-16 21:41:26] neki : FOMC just started tho i think, if i got the hours right,,
[2026-03-16 21:41:40] neki : so insider-trading in full on untill Wednesday when its announced
[2026-03-16 21:41:55] BlissRP : neki: https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
[2026-03-16 21:42:41] neki : BlissRP: US Mar 16 | 07:00 PM FOMC Meeting Begins
[2026-03-16 21:42:45] neki : from CME website
[2026-03-16 21:44:24] BlissRP : are you attending the meeting personally?
[2026-03-16 21:44:52] BlissRP : or will you be there with everyone else on wednesday for tthe press conference?
[2026-03-16 21:44:59] BlissRP : lol
[2026-03-16 21:45:04] neki : BlissRP: I was invited, but had another appointment. At the dentist actualy
[2026-03-16 21:45:13] BlissRP : ah its a shame
[2026-03-16 21:45:28] BlissRP : we could have used this insider info
[2026-03-16 21:45:29] MadoffNakamoto : :arthur:
[2026-03-16 21:46:09] neki : Wll atleast we have WILL, this must count for smth, yes?
[2026-03-16 21:49:41] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: .....
[2026-03-16 21:49:53] GodBleesYou : such weak hands,,,
[2026-03-16 21:49:57] neki : no need for insider info tho. so long as we got Jerome, its gonna be the "wait and see" "wait for data" and "infaltion is one-time due to tarrifs" . nevermind, the BRR for the war effort.. This is something that will be resloved in May
[2026-03-16 21:50:03] GodBleesYou : i dump 90% of the position @BlissRP
[2026-03-16 21:50:08] GodBleesYou : so weak of me :(
[2026-03-16 21:50:33] BlissRP : GodBleesYou: probably smart man, lot of data coming this week
[2026-03-16 21:50:41] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: it should dump ...
[2026-03-16 21:50:51] GodBleesYou : but look at it moooning with outus @BlissRP
[2026-03-16 21:50:59] BlissRP : oh well
[2026-03-16 21:51:03] GodBleesYou : such a shame
[2026-03-16 21:51:05] BlissRP : theres always an opportunity
[2026-03-16 21:51:19] GodBleesYou : BlissRP: all good i am 45% roe up this week
[2026-03-16 21:51:24] GodBleesYou : but stilll :)
[2026-03-16 21:51:25] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-16 21:51:27] GodBleesYou : jajajajajajajaa
[2026-03-16 21:51:50] GodBleesYou : greedy jew will always be greddy jew @BlissRP
[2026-03-16 21:51:54] GodBleesYou : any ways...
[2026-03-16 21:51:54] bluemaster : neki: ETH Foundation and Binance pumping this on leverage with "shitcoin" used for collateral. 1 year % change for BTC -13.66 ETH +12.44 BNBUSDT +9.11
[2026-03-16 21:51:56] neki : show
[2026-03-16 21:52:00] neki : me the MOOONEEEYY11
[2026-03-16 21:52:02] neki : woo WWWOp
[2026-03-16 21:52:08] GodBleesYou : if it wick 9-13% down tommarow we long be brave @BlissRP
[2026-03-16 21:52:25] BlissRP : but serrrrr ma 40keks
[2026-03-16 21:52:26] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 225,600 USD @ 70680.3692 ```
[2026-03-16 21:52:27] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-16 21:52:30] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ```
[2026-03-16 21:52:45] bluemaster : :btc: not giving up yet
[2026-03-16 21:52:57] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: :)
[2026-03-16 21:53:01] GodBleesYou : thats my boy!!!
[2026-03-16 21:53:04] GodBleesYou : hold it for me
[2026-03-16 21:53:08] GodBleesYou : till 180k
[2026-03-16 21:53:34] bluemaster : GodBleesYou: How stupid I am will probably buy more at 180k :pepe:
[2026-03-16 21:53:53] bluemaster : I amjust sick of shitcoins
[2026-03-16 21:53:54] neki : bluemaster: yea, I fear the day this collateral gets called. Its a vicious sell-off circle that rekts the whole system. Too big to fail much?
[2026-03-16 21:54:06] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: not stupid.. a true bulltard and we all love you for that
[2026-03-16 21:54:09] neki : and its so by design..
[2026-03-16 21:54:34] bluemaster : GodBleesYou: My wife say I am gambler and old dirty bastrters
[2026-03-16 21:54:43] GodBleesYou : bluemaster: dont lisean to her
[2026-03-16 21:55:00] bluemaster : just because I love young pussy and few $ in a pocket
[2026-03-16 21:55:01] GodBleesYou : after all we are your mentel support group <3 @bluemaster
[2026-03-16 21:55:41] bluemaster : GodBleesYou: 😳
[2026-03-16 21:56:00] GodBleesYou : now bears gods may you lisean to my call!!! dump it 10% so i could long it again!!!!
[2026-03-16 21:56:01] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-16 21:56:25] bluemaster : so now ETH dump 5 % btc dump 10% ,ETH pump 10% btcpump 2%
[2026-03-16 21:56:29] bluemaster : sicl of this
[2026-03-16 22:05:14] neki : it has to happen eventually, the whole ETH based system is fraud. So yea, it will be hard sobering shock
[2026-03-16 22:05:27] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAMMMM
[2026-03-16 22:06:16] neki : hello 75-78 range
[2026-03-16 22:08:02] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 50 Cont @ 2385.28 ($8,928.11) - Are ya winning, son?
[2026-03-16 22:09:25] The_Reaper : Touch it and get burned
[2026-03-16 22:09:27] Gandalf the Grey : 13 percent eth pumpa lol
[2026-03-16 22:09:36] The_Reaper : Eth 1500 soon
[2026-03-16 22:10:04] The_Reaper : This pumping makes absolutely no sense
[2026-03-16 22:10:38] Shawn-Williams : not too much bandwidth in this move.
[2026-03-16 22:11:03] The_Reaper : Everything gets rekt during wars, crippleto day will come soon
[2026-03-16 22:11:40] MadoffNakamoto : face down ass up shorters
[2026-03-16 22:12:55] Benobi : Is day close yet ?
[2026-03-16 22:13:04] Benobi : or is it in one hour ?
[2026-03-16 22:13:18] neki : Benobi: 1H 47min
[2026-03-16 22:15:06] Shawn-Williams : barely we will hit 75k+
[2026-03-16 22:15:10] Shawn-Williams : not a strong move
[2026-03-16 22:16:07] neki : Shawn-Williams: 75400
[2026-03-16 22:18:04] neki : is the activatio range. Then asia squeeze to 76-77
[2026-03-16 22:18:51] neki : fly my love
[2026-03-16 22:18:55] Benobi : where is your algo or copy trading Shwan ?
[2026-03-16 22:18:57] neki : fly for the willing
[2026-03-16 22:18:59] Benobi : Shawn-Williams:
[2026-03-16 22:20:14] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: soon man. getting prepared. waiting for final fall. First it was below 80k but when it seems like it will go to 54k or less then I have stopped. Even I am not putting serious money in ma trades. Waiting for it
[2026-03-16 22:21:50] Shawn-Williams : Benobi: I have a suggestion that do not put serious money and wait for sometime. Or else if you try to be expert then you will get struct on top and keep saying moon and moon
[2026-03-16 22:22:16] Shawn-Williams : we are going much much lower and we will get time to make smart investment
[2026-03-16 22:22:35] Shawn-Williams : buying and 120 and waiting for 130k is completely idioitc
[2026-03-16 22:25:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.3200 ETH @ 2356.64 ($754.22)
[2026-03-16 22:28:48] neki : goddamn i love this wick
[2026-03-16 22:35:53] Dr.van_Doom666 : I can smell the DOOM!!! candle!!
[2026-03-16 22:42:44] neki : this is it
[2026-03-16 22:42:53] Atlemos : doctor doom what's the prognosis?
[2026-03-16 22:42:54] neki : go go go pumperinho supreme now
[2026-03-16 22:45:42] neki : *switches to minute chart for max viewing pleasure*
[2026-03-16 22:46:33] Dr.van_Doom666 : Atlemos: 77k than total DOOM!!! to 40k first target
[2026-03-16 22:47:12] Atlemos : ok good, call JB better he short up here than at 65k
[2026-03-16 22:47:59] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 5 Cont @ 1.5486 ($115.92)
[2026-03-16 23:02:15] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.0100 ETH @ 2349.85 ($23.52)
[2026-03-16 23:08:41] GodBleesYou : here come the panic?
[2026-03-16 23:09:00] GodBleesYou : poor souls of the bulls that fomo that top
[2026-03-16 23:09:12] GodBleesYou : lets have a pray on there soul
[2026-03-16 23:10:34] MadoffNakamoto : GodBleesYou: yes, we panic every dip
[2026-03-16 23:10:41] funny cat videos : ok so imagine this
[2026-03-16 23:10:49] funny cat videos : you have the ability to teleport right?
[2026-03-16 23:11:06] funny cat videos : you can teleport wherever at any given time
[2026-03-16 23:11:18] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: lol...
[2026-03-16 23:11:19] funny cat videos : however, every time you teleport, you shit yourself
[2026-03-16 23:11:27] funny cat videos : how do you manage your power?
[2026-03-16 23:11:28] GodBleesYou : told you before that pump... @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-03-16 23:11:29] funny cat videos : discuss.
[2026-03-16 23:11:47] GodBleesYou : now that bears been served we can dump and trap them again @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-03-16 23:11:54] GodBleesYou : you know give them hope
[2026-03-16 23:12:00] GodBleesYou : and pump right again xD
[2026-03-16 23:12:04] GodBleesYou : double dildo
[2026-03-16 23:13:54] MANsa_MOONsa : :pepe:
[2026-03-16 23:14:06] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusdt ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSDT: -29.47 USDT RPNL, -1,084.03 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-16 23:14:12] Dr.van_Doom666 : GodBleesYou: beartrap until 16800
[2026-03-16 23:14:34] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: you missed a 0
[2026-03-16 23:14:38] GodBleesYou : 168000
[2026-03-16 23:14:41] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: I was told 1k
[2026-03-16 23:14:41] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-16 23:14:47] PeacenLuv : buy the dip 5min btc
[2026-03-16 23:14:54] MadoffNakamoto : but will 1k hold tho
[2026-03-16 23:14:57] MadoffNakamoto : mmh
[2026-03-16 23:14:59] GodBleesYou : PeacenLuv: dont buy it love...
[2026-03-16 23:15:09] GodBleesYou : buy the -9-13% @PeacenLuv
[2026-03-16 23:15:12] GodBleesYou : we going up
[2026-03-16 23:15:19] GodBleesYou : buy we need shake longs
[2026-03-16 23:15:22] GodBleesYou : and trap bears
[2026-03-16 23:15:24] MANsa_MOONsa : how come my numbers are still red
[2026-03-16 23:15:26] GodBleesYou : the game is rigged
[2026-03-16 23:15:30] GodBleesYou : we know the drilll
[2026-03-16 23:15:43] MadoffNakamoto : MANsa_MOONsa: are you short?
[2026-03-16 23:15:53] MANsa_MOONsa : im both
[2026-03-16 23:16:00] MadoffNakamoto : :arthur:
[2026-03-16 23:16:08] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: 0.4535 XBT RPNL, 0.5375 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-16 23:17:01] MANsa_MOONsa : i hedge in tether =0)
[2026-03-16 23:17:35] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: <3
[2026-03-16 23:17:52] GodBleesYou : MadoffNakamoto: why i dont see you both in the leader board ?
[2026-03-16 23:17:57] GodBleesYou : join we need your volume
[2026-03-16 23:18:05] GodBleesYou : https://www.bitmex.com/app/competition/crypto-olympus?referralID=2GEvPm
[2026-03-16 23:18:29] neki : funny cat videos: u dont manage it, just make sure u bting extra shorts and toilet paper to your destination. unless, thr destination is the toilet. There, u can only travel with shorts but not the toilet paper - as it its ordinarily assumed the paper will be there. then again, one could suppose that from the discipline point of view, one should always pack both shorts and toiletpaper, regardless of location of teleportation. Such power baffles me entirely.
[2026-03-16 23:18:58] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂
[2026-03-16 23:20:06] MANsa_MOONsa : GodBleesYou: im in there somwhere i think top 3 for pnl
[2026-03-16 23:20:20] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: <3
[2026-03-16 23:20:38] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: i am number 6 and 9
[2026-03-16 23:20:54] MANsa_MOONsa : GodBleesYou: fire! lets keep it up
[2026-03-16 23:21:11] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: let go!!!!
[2026-03-16 23:21:17] MANsa_MOONsa : kinda mad i took profit on my pepe trade
[2026-03-16 23:21:35] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: same... i lowerd 50% of position before it really started to pump...
[2026-03-16 23:21:37] MANsa_MOONsa : shoulf of left it alone but i wanted to secure position and etc
[2026-03-16 23:21:45] GodBleesYou : but.. we dont say no to 45% roe jajajajaa
[2026-03-16 23:21:48] funny cat videos : neki: as expected, most people think ye i'll tp to a toilet, however what's the point of that? you ever consider someone elese might be using it? not only that, you ever think about teleporting to an altar in the middle of mass, shitting on the eucharist and then getting tf out? what if you're wearing clothes? do you need your pants n undies down or what? :pepe: so many questions :pepe:
[2026-03-16 23:21:53] funny cat videos : :kek:
[2026-03-16 23:22:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: it will happen
[2026-03-16 23:22:15] MANsa_MOONsa : ya im gonna build another massive position
[2026-03-16 23:22:19] funny cat videos : nigguh what if i wanna tp to trump's dinner party and shit on fucking everyone
[2026-03-16 23:22:20] MANsa_MOONsa : on sub account
[2026-03-16 23:22:27] MANsa_MOONsa : and set so i cant look at it lol
[2026-03-16 23:22:55] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: it so hard not to take profits somtimes..
[2026-03-16 23:23:07] MANsa_MOONsa : i mean its why we are here
[2026-03-16 23:23:09] GodBleesYou : thanks god my bmex are forever staked
[2026-03-16 23:23:27] MANsa_MOONsa : but ya im not touching this now
[2026-03-16 23:23:38] funny cat videos : rpnl > upnl
[2026-03-16 23:23:40] funny cat videos : just saying
[2026-03-16 23:23:44] funny cat videos : anyway, tp shitting ahoy
[2026-03-16 23:23:54] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: place a wall with me on 2 cent
[2026-03-16 23:24:03] GodBleesYou : my wall is 300k bmex
[2026-03-16 23:24:06] GodBleesYou : jajajaja
[2026-03-16 23:24:12] MANsa_MOONsa : hahaha
[2026-03-16 23:24:19] MANsa_MOONsa : i love bmex
[2026-03-16 23:24:30] Dr.van_Doom666 : when BMEX delisting?
[2026-03-16 23:24:38] MANsa_MOONsa : havnt traded ina while just have some staked as well
[2026-03-16 23:24:40] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: never
[2026-03-16 23:24:51] Dr.van_Doom666 : GodBleesYou: +1
[2026-03-16 23:25:12] MANsa_MOONsa : i say..... we all jump on pepe
[2026-03-16 23:25:22] GodBleesYou : MANsa_MOONsa: 2 milion bmex is the target.. just give me dicsounts on fees my volume so high it pay for it self
[2026-03-16 23:25:35] MANsa_MOONsa : 2-3 x
[2026-03-16 23:25:35] MANsa_MOONsa : i say..... we all jump on pepe
[2026-03-16 23:25:38] funny cat videos : that's a lot of green dailies in a row, would be a shame if there was a red engulfer :arthur:
[2026-03-16 23:26:33] MANsa_MOONsa : waiting for 39 hype
[2026-03-16 23:28:28] MadoffNakamoto : funny cat videos: every bera or anyone's who didn't dare to press the green button yet, dream
[2026-03-16 23:28:29] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-16 23:28:49] MadoffNakamoto : : ) : ) : )
[2026-03-16 23:29:03] MANsa_MOONsa : MadoffNakamoto: hiiii
[2026-03-16 23:29:10] MANsa_MOONsa : 😬
[2026-03-16 23:29:24] neki : funny cat videos: well this is why you always pack extra shorts and toilet paper, when intending to use teleportation. As for the toilet, I would not underestimate the conditioned state of mind - most of civiizes ppl will think of toilet when feeling the need-2-$hiet. The managment principle remains the same I believe. Except in case of tp'ing to Trumps party - i think one would be well recieved there even if one shAt himself and the others. This is the normal course of Trump dinner.
[2026-03-16 23:29:50] MadoffNakamoto : im dying
[2026-03-16 23:30:07] Shawn-Williams : MicroStrategy is being pressured by investors to sell some of its bitcoin. some massive liquidations can happen in coming month or so
[2026-03-16 23:31:29] "it will be........" : Shawn williams.
[2026-03-16 23:34:22] MadoffNakamoto : We need more FUD.
[2026-03-16 23:35:37] bmagic : Doom!!!
[2026-03-16 23:35:49] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: +666 sir
[2026-03-16 23:36:15] bmagic : If this pumps past 74750 i will
[2026-03-16 23:38:44] neki : funny cat videos: do you believe such power would deserve its own dictionary definition/entry - something like tele-POO-rtation?
[2026-03-16 23:41:26] neki : this retracement makes me wanna cancel the whole flip range and just let rip into 80s overnigh
[2026-03-16 23:42:14] PeacenLuv : lets pump btc
[2026-03-16 23:43:42] funny cat videos : neki: KEK
[2026-03-16 23:44:17] funny cat videos : MadoffNakamoto: a bear market is still a market my good sir, both buttons work just fine if you press them accordingly ^_^ :doge:
[2026-03-16 23:47:46] Atlemos : pump it up
[2026-03-16 23:48:38] MadoffNakamoto : funny cat videos: are you saying that Bitcoin is a bearmarket and that you can make profit with both long and short ? :arthur:
[2026-03-16 23:52:40] Shawn-Williams : a new high even $100 more will come as UTC change and we will go down. This is more likely scenario
[2026-03-16 23:52:42] Shawn-Williams : lets see
[2026-03-16 23:57:48] GodBleesYou : Dooom!!!!
[2026-03-16 23:57:54] GodBleesYou : wick it bear gods!!!
[2026-03-17 00:00:45] funny cat videos : MadoffNakamoto: i only trade 5s chart :doge:
[2026-03-17 00:01:15] funny cat videos : i see more ups and downs in an hour than the entirety of human civilization has seen in its lifetime
[2026-03-17 00:01:15] GodBleesYou : i speak and the bears god lisean!!
[2026-03-17 00:01:18] GodBleesYou : <3
[2026-03-17 00:01:21] GodBleesYou : wick it!!!
[2026-03-17 00:01:42] MadoffNakamoto : funny cat videos: 😂
[2026-03-17 00:03:51] funny cat videos : ngl it's looking toppy :pepe: but it might keep looking that way to 90k lol
[2026-03-17 00:04:20] funny cat videos : scam everyone season in full force
[2026-03-17 00:07:04] MadoffNakamoto : push it to the limit :doge:
[2026-03-17 00:07:51] Shawn-Williams : ok done- time up
[2026-03-17 00:07:59] Shawn-Williams : lets go down slowly slowly
[2026-03-17 00:09:26] bmagic : Scammy
[2026-03-17 00:10:07] neki : 75400
[2026-03-17 00:10:49] speedwell : next station 76k
[2026-03-17 00:10:51] MadoffNakamoto : Shawn-Williams: you will get it right eventually
[2026-03-17 00:11:10] Shawn-Williams : btc moves are getting predictable day by day
[2026-03-17 00:11:28] MadoffNakamoto : yes, its slowly going down like you said
[2026-03-17 00:13:20] Shawn-Williams : 75k+ and just 300 bucks beyond 75k
[2026-03-17 00:13:23] Shawn-Williams : what's wrong there?
[2026-03-17 00:13:26] MadoffNakamoto : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHi0LxiPfg :doge:
[2026-03-17 00:14:52] speedwell : :rocket:
[2026-03-17 00:15:54] GodBleesYou : it wanna Moo higher!!!
[2026-03-17 00:15:55] GodBleesYou : .....
[2026-03-17 00:16:00] GodBleesYou : bears gods?
[2026-03-17 00:16:08] GodBleesYou : will you abndon us?
[2026-03-17 00:16:37] Shawn-Williams : This is how the story end
[2026-03-17 00:16:37] speedwell : BTC, why do you go the the zones of liquidity? Because that's where the money is.
[2026-03-17 00:17:04] GodBleesYou : bmagic: 75k broke.....
[2026-03-17 00:17:08] GodBleesYou : no doom?
[2026-03-17 00:17:11] GodBleesYou : only Moo?
[2026-03-17 00:17:15] GodBleesYou : dam my life xD
[2026-03-17 00:17:22] GodBleesYou : sold to early
[2026-03-17 00:17:22] speedwell : zoom doom
[2026-03-17 00:17:52] neki : GodBleesYou: tomrow. MOO-rica will moo the high price
[2026-03-17 00:18:19] GodBleesYou : neki: bot keep nuying like crazy
[2026-03-17 00:18:31] GodBleesYou : but i took profit on xrp 1.53 and sol 95.5
[2026-03-17 00:18:32] GodBleesYou : .....
[2026-03-17 00:19:00] GodBleesYou : i hope and pray it will watarfall and tommarow pump even harder
[2026-03-17 00:19:12] GodBleesYou : but first water fall to trap bears and shakeout some bulls
[2026-03-17 00:21:43] funny cat videos : nah bruv, give it a couple of weeks
[2026-03-17 00:22:01] bmagic : GodBleesYou: thats when doom commences
[2026-03-17 00:22:06] funny cat videos : there is no war in ba sing se
[2026-03-17 00:22:10] bmagic : Anything below 78k is fair game
[2026-03-17 00:22:10] funny cat videos : only domestic war
[2026-03-17 00:22:21] funny cat videos : too late waging war on americans
[2026-03-17 00:22:32] funny cat videos : something someting interest rates and tariffs
[2026-03-17 00:22:34] bmagic : 77500
[2026-03-17 00:22:57] GodBleesYou : bmagic: you keep addding?
[2026-03-17 00:22:58] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-17 00:23:24] funny cat videos : https://www.reuters.com/business/ny-fed-americans-credit-applications-rise-highest-level-since-october-2022-2026-03-16/
[2026-03-17 00:23:30] funny cat videos : yea i mean lol
[2026-03-17 00:23:55] Shawn-Williams : very good leel to short for 60k if someone can wait for 6 weeks or so approx
[2026-03-17 00:24:04] Shawn-Williams : good level*
[2026-03-17 00:24:33] Shawn-Williams : below 60k
[2026-03-17 00:25:20] funny cat videos : indeed
[2026-03-17 00:25:25] funny cat videos : short away
[2026-03-17 00:25:38] funny cat videos : 44-48k
[2026-03-17 00:25:57] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-17 00:27:00] MANsa_MOONsa : short it
[2026-03-17 00:27:11] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusdt ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSDT: -29.47 USDT RPNL, -798.68 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-17 00:30:13] funny cat videos : my lord, the divs on hourly :kek:
[2026-03-17 00:30:30] MadoffNakamoto : PANIC SELL EVERY DIP
[2026-03-17 00:30:35] MadoffNakamoto : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 00:30:40] MadoffNakamoto : 😭
[2026-03-17 00:30:45] MadoffNakamoto : im dead
[2026-03-17 00:30:48] funny cat videos : tbh i'd only long scalp here
[2026-03-17 00:31:09] funny cat videos : i'd rather look for fat shorts
[2026-03-17 00:31:30] funny cat videos : this is pathetic, rising on 0 volume
[2026-03-17 00:32:44] REKTakaMagicTric : damm im idiot used for bc i was scared get shock from touching thing with bare hand.. reality kicked in
[2026-03-17 00:33:24] neki : GodBleesYou: xrp might sspark another fomo tho as ive heard
[2026-03-17 00:34:47] funny cat videos : look at 2w
[2026-03-17 00:35:04] funny cat videos : baer flaeg :pepe:
[2026-03-17 00:35:12] MadoffNakamoto : off to bed, night night Bearmex
[2026-03-17 00:35:18] MadoffNakamoto : neki: push it to the limit !
[2026-03-17 00:36:41] neki : MadoffNakamoto: yes sir1
[2026-03-17 00:55:13] GodBleesYou : and it is free falling
[2026-03-17 00:55:18] GodBleesYou : thank you bear gods!!!
[2026-03-17 00:55:24] GodBleesYou : wick it harder!!!
[2026-03-17 00:56:09] MANsa_MOONsa : /position pepeusdt ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSDT: -27,176,000,000 PEPE @ 0.0000039646 ```
[2026-03-17 00:59:25] funny cat videos : top longers united
[2026-03-17 01:00:02] funny cat videos : shidd's gonna blow past all targets just to scam everyone :kek:
[2026-03-17 01:01:12] funny cat videos : feel free to reshort nikkei soon
[2026-03-17 01:06:33] funny cat videos : zec season again? :pepe:
[2026-03-17 01:08:29] PeacenLuv : longstops up 95258 btc
[2026-03-17 01:08:42] PeacenLuv : 75258*
[2026-03-17 01:10:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSDT`: Buy 0.0022 XBT @ 75642.7 ($166.41) - Bro thought 125x was alpha, ended up omega
[2026-03-17 01:10:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XBTUSD`: Buy 2100 USD @ 75642.8
[2026-03-17 01:10:53] jotrader : damn btc boom
[2026-03-17 01:11:35] "it will be........" : .
[2026-03-17 01:12:07] PeacenLuv : swr
[2026-03-17 01:12:24] PeacenLuv : trailing longstop 1k usd
[2026-03-17 01:13:11] funny cat videos : PeacenLuv: unstoppable btc https://youtu.be/pS_2HVdmnR0 :pepe:
[2026-03-17 01:13:33] funny cat videos : why is sui eating poo poo tho
[2026-03-17 01:13:47] funny cat videos : the only bs alt i'm long on :kek:
[2026-03-17 01:14:32] Shawn-Williams : Good level to short guys. just adding 2-300 bucks here and there in long
[2026-03-17 01:14:37] Shawn-Williams : good level to short
[2026-03-17 01:14:45] GodBleesYou : LOL XRP
[2026-03-17 01:15:22] GodBleesYou : DEATH CANDLE on xrp?
[2026-03-17 01:17:14] PeacenLuv : sui ran higher than xrp
[2026-03-17 01:18:32] Pilot : Mashed potatos
[2026-03-17 01:18:40] PeacenLuv : fil filecoin ran tp 150 usd filcoin nahh xrp
[2026-03-17 01:19:05] funny cat videos : Pilot: sup niggа lmao thought you od'd for good :pepe
[2026-03-17 01:19:16] funny cat videos : Pilot: https://youtu.be/fsva0P2Rhog
[2026-03-17 01:19:21] funny cat videos : etc etc
[2026-03-17 01:24:20] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.05 XBT @ 75651.36 ```
[2026-03-17 01:24:24] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -12,000 USD @ 75525.2783 ```
[2026-03-17 01:24:37] bmagic : Good enough for the short term
[2026-03-17 01:24:52] Pilot : funny cat videos: badman tune 😎
[2026-03-17 01:25:02] Pilot : lets have it
[2026-03-17 01:25:10] Pilot : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 148,200 USD @ 74218.663 ```
[2026-03-17 01:25:32] funny cat videos : :doge: :rocket:
[2026-03-17 01:25:35] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-17 01:26:13] funny cat videos : 7 green hourlies
[2026-03-17 01:26:35] funny cat videos : i dont wanna be bearish, just be careful frens :pepe:
[2026-03-17 01:28:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `XRPUSD`: Buy 15 Cont @ 1.5741 ($358.67)
[2026-03-17 01:28:59] speedwell : and here we are...
[2026-03-17 01:29:02] Finnic99 : Probably 86k - 50k - 210k. Getting easy to predict
[2026-03-17 01:31:46] Finnic99 : Normal to expect a bounce after the drop in January.
[2026-03-17 01:32:18] speedwell : 86 seems a bit high?
[2026-03-17 01:32:18] Finnic99 : I'm not buying again until 48-68k
[2026-03-17 01:33:30] speedwell : I doubt we push past the 100ma on the daily. 80k
[2026-03-17 01:33:47] Finnic99 : speedwell: it would allign with generally the bottom of the range in December to mid Jan before the last big drop
[2026-03-17 01:34:30] Finnic99 : Could only be 80k
[2026-03-17 01:35:24] Finnic99 : It's been going up everyday for like 8 or 9 days now. I expect at least some more upside
[2026-03-17 01:35:40] speedwell : nice to see a bit of life in the coin, 12days?
[2026-03-17 01:35:50] PeacenLuv : weeeeehhhh btc longohhhrahhmahhh
[2026-03-17 01:36:10] Finnic99 : If should come down lower so we can buy lower but if it doesn't oh well fuck you BTC haha
[2026-03-17 01:36:51] Finnic99 : I always want it cheap
[2026-03-17 01:37:36] funny cat videos : 27-37k is the buy range
[2026-03-17 01:38:19] funny cat videos : however, we recently had -50% discount on btc so tbh that range is a bargain as well looking at the big picture lmao
[2026-03-17 01:40:05] Pilot : https://youtu.be/qd3Jd27vnMM?si=sjTXx-sEdEw8tdTu Plenty of time
[2026-03-17 01:40:15] Finnic99 : Now why would It go down to 27-37k that's greedy. The drawndowns and pumps are only getting smaller. I think we would be lucky to get -70% from 126k
[2026-03-17 01:40:52] Finnic99 : More like 60-65% from top
[2026-03-17 01:41:40] Finnic99 : I just hope to get 50k and then 200k in 2029
[2026-03-17 01:41:46] funny cat videos : that's just following "old" logic :D
[2026-03-17 01:41:53] Finnic99 : 4x my money and borrow a little bit on Margin
[2026-03-17 01:42:02] Finnic99 : I'll take it
[2026-03-17 01:42:20] Finnic99 : But let's see if this cunt just goes up from here hahaha
[2026-03-17 01:42:25] Finnic99 : And mess me again
[2026-03-17 01:42:53] Pilot : https://youtu.be/B3ITqUE72hY Feed me milk finic
[2026-03-17 01:43:07] Finnic99 : funny cat videos: we shall see
[2026-03-17 01:44:43] funny cat videos : eh i mean it's just sup/res logic with some fibs on htf, nothing special lol
[2026-03-17 01:44:59] funny cat videos : but yea, time will tell
[2026-03-17 01:45:17] Finnic99 : Pilot: wtf
[2026-03-17 01:45:24] funny cat videos : maybe we're at the bottom before 420k
[2026-03-17 01:45:57] Finnic99 : funny cat videos: lot of capital introduction now for that but not impossible
[2026-03-17 01:47:04] Finnic99 : Just give us a nice 18 months to buy it up at 48-70k and we are happy :)
[2026-03-17 01:47:13] funny cat videos : doesn't matter. btc is an untamable beast.
[2026-03-17 01:47:14] Finnic99 : 🤫🤫🤫
[2026-03-17 01:47:43] Finnic99 : funny cat videos: so will you be buying at any old price ?
[2026-03-17 01:47:51] Pilot : Btc women simulation
[2026-03-17 01:47:57] funny cat videos : i cross my fingers and do all of the superstitious shidd we go lower :kek:
[2026-03-17 01:48:13] funny cat videos : personally hoping for 35k-ish
[2026-03-17 01:48:29] Finnic99 : Will you buy at 200k and will you sell at 50(
[2026-03-17 01:48:35] Pilot : https://youtu.be/iTawGuv5G88?si=CK2L6IFWMav7O2uL
[2026-03-17 01:48:38] Finnic99 : Hoping for lower entry?
[2026-03-17 01:48:39] funny cat videos : hope is not a strategy tho :pepe:
[2026-03-17 01:48:47] Pilot : this one rolls hard funny dog audio
[2026-03-17 01:48:53] Pilot : /zen 23m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 23 minutes zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-17 01:49:31] Finnic99 : I think I guys gonna sell at 50 hoping for 27. Dw I learned from my mistakes
[2026-03-17 01:49:39] funny cat videos : Finnic99: it's called dca for a reason :p
[2026-03-17 01:49:45] Finnic99 : Then buy at 200 hoping for 400
[2026-03-17 01:49:52] Finnic99 : Everything is ok
[2026-03-17 01:50:01] Finnic99 : 😂
[2026-03-17 01:50:08] Finnic99 : I won't buy above 70k sorry
[2026-03-17 01:50:10] funny cat videos : buying spot rn is a bit funky but ok in the long run imho
[2026-03-17 01:50:24] Finnic99 : Happy to buy 48-68
[2026-03-17 01:51:02] funny cat videos : yuh same
[2026-03-17 01:51:20] funny cat videos : :doge:
[2026-03-17 01:51:44] funny cat videos : chill and dca not much else besides high lev bets now lol
[2026-03-17 01:52:39] PeacenLuv : btc longstops up 75508
[2026-03-17 01:52:52] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘
[2026-03-17 01:54:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 49.4500 SOL @ 95.34 ($4,714.56) - The margin called and took it all, yet you stood tall and had a ball.
[2026-03-17 01:59:53] Kentuxa2828 : Wtf
[2026-03-17 02:00:03] PeacenLuv : btc bullaz safe under 3 qrtrz of a hunny usd wen 20 milly yen per 1 btc
[2026-03-17 02:01:04] PeacenLuv : sui koin 5min bottomed again longittup
[2026-03-17 02:02:47] thankyousomuch : belo 100k longers lol
[2026-03-17 02:02:51] thankyousomuch : below
[2026-03-17 02:03:06] thankyousomuch : submarine longers
[2026-03-17 02:03:22] funny cat videos : https://youtu.be/RB9vJpNYuL0
[2026-03-17 02:03:56] funny cat videos : fuсk you, eat ѕhit and die, and have a good night 😍😍😍
[2026-03-17 02:04:53] thankyousomuch : life below 100k good?
[2026-03-17 02:05:04] thankyousomuch : :arthur:
[2026-03-17 02:06:24] thankyousomuch : Longers realized after months that btc is below 100k
[2026-03-17 02:06:33] thankyousomuch : 50 k then :pepe:
[2026-03-17 02:09:09] thankyousomuch : Worms are the prefect nutrition for future agaist global warming.
[2026-03-17 02:09:26] thankyousomuch : 🐮👍
[2026-03-17 02:11:16] BlissRP : crickets would like a word with you ser @thankyousomuch
[2026-03-17 02:13:56] PeacenLuv : buy the dip btc lezgohh
[2026-03-17 02:17:21] Shawn-Williams : before market open today- the best probability is we will find the price at 72k
[2026-03-17 02:17:34] Shawn-Williams : Still great time to short
[2026-03-17 02:26:38] thankyousomuch : back to biden sell wall lol
[2026-03-17 02:26:43] thankyousomuch : 100x minimum
[2026-03-17 02:34:15] Pilot : reverse bart
[2026-03-17 02:35:17] PeacenLuv : long entry 75156