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[2026-03-16 10:17:43] Gandalf the Grey : ETH pushing
[2026-03-16 10:17:49] Gandalf the Grey : EURO pushing
[2026-03-16 10:17:50] Gandalf the Grey : send it
[2026-03-16 10:22:59] neki : MOOOO
[2026-03-16 10:24:08] neki : Gandalf the Grey: silver was such a scam.. as usual, this market is traditionaly so rigged.. people working in gold have been telling me this for 15 years now. Its just a rigged market
[2026-03-16 10:24:25] neki : not traders, actual goldsmiths, etc
[2026-03-16 10:24:37] Mr. Axelrod : neki: SILVER is going to go above 100 in coming month
[2026-03-16 10:26:07] neki : Mr. Axelrod: surely looks like a dead cat with double top on YoY
[2026-03-16 10:27:06] neki : Mr. Axelrod: i think precius metals are about 20% overpriced. goild has nothing to look for above (mybe) 4k per ounce samoe for silver when u factor in the ratios
[2026-03-16 10:27:25] bmagic : ARE WE NOT ENTERTAINED?! 🍆
[2026-03-16 10:27:39] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: not yet , you dick is still safe
[2026-03-16 10:28:11] neki : keep up the purple eggplpant long action :D
[2026-03-16 10:37:32] contract details : cant even break the range high
[2026-03-16 10:37:34] contract details : gg
[2026-03-16 10:37:45] contract details : 07 oct again
[2026-03-16 10:40:59] bmagic : I haven’t left work yet thats why
[2026-03-16 10:41:06] bmagic : Dildos dont commence until i leave work
[2026-03-16 10:47:13] 45th_blown_account : when BMEX season :pepe:
[2026-03-16 10:47:55] Dr.van_Doom666 : 45th_blown_account: never ever
[2026-03-16 10:48:01] bluemaster : forget kids how long Bucket shops and scam artists using shitcoin collateral to dump bitcoin and pump scam coin , we are not going up !
[2026-03-16 10:48:11] 45th_blown_account : Dr.van_Doom666: when pull run :arthur:
[2026-03-16 10:48:21] Dr.van_Doom666 : 45th_blown_account: NOW!!
[2026-03-16 10:48:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : bluemaster: hiya Blue
[2026-03-16 10:48:50] 45th_blown_account : Dr.van_Doom666: send it , i heard Netanahiou coffee shop got bombed and died again :arthur:
[2026-03-16 10:49:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : ....
[2026-03-16 10:50:13] neki : oke
[2026-03-16 10:50:14] neki : I
[2026-03-16 10:50:16] neki : C
[2026-03-16 10:50:17] neki : B
[2026-03-16 10:50:18] neki : M
[2026-03-16 10:50:23] neki : woop wwwopp!!!
[2026-03-16 10:53:52] neki : my friend, just teleport to 78k aand be done with it
[2026-03-16 10:54:39] bluemaster : exit
[2026-03-16 10:54:47] bluemaster : reboot :pepe:
[2026-03-16 10:56:05] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 227,200 USD @ 70680.3692 ```
[2026-03-16 10:56:09] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ```
[2026-03-16 10:56:12] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-03-16 10:56:15] bluemaster : exit
[2026-03-16 10:57:09] neki : bluemaster: nice ones :P did u actualy reposition then, I remember March being much higher ..
[2026-03-16 11:00:28] 45th_blown_account : the pump will be violent , :arthur:
[2026-03-16 11:01:30] bluemaster : neki: waiting for 16k to reopen full size
[2026-03-16 11:01:46] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.05 XBT @ 73661.95 ```
[2026-03-16 11:01:52] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -3,000 USD @ 73750.1 ```
[2026-03-16 11:01:56] bmagic : Layering into my short
[2026-03-16 11:02:02] bmagic : Doom incoming
[2026-03-16 11:02:07] Gandalf the Grey : non bulliever
[2026-03-16 11:02:24] Gandalf the Grey : why short uptrend
[2026-03-16 11:02:36] Gandalf the Grey : it going up
[2026-03-16 11:03:17] bluemaster : I miss Erwinos,,Pilot,Husky where are all gone ?
[2026-03-16 11:04:27] Gandalf the Grey : erwinos overleveraged and got rekt
[2026-03-16 11:04:33] Gandalf the Grey : husky is on crack
[2026-03-16 11:04:37] Gandalf the Grey : pilot i dunno
[2026-03-16 11:05:02] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: doom
[2026-03-16 11:05:11] Gandalf the Grey : for shorter wallet
[2026-03-16 11:06:03] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -28,000 USD @ 73688.1664 ```
[2026-03-16 11:06:08] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.15 XBT @ 73669.82 ```
[2026-03-16 11:06:11] bmagic : Its fine
[2026-03-16 11:06:59] bmagic : Also its not an uptrend yet
[2026-03-16 11:07:11] bmagic : Its a reversal signal yet to be confirmed
[2026-03-16 11:07:20] bmagic : Based on the data its going to die
[2026-03-16 11:07:28] bmagic : 68k retest
[2026-03-16 11:07:33] bmagic : Before 80k
[2026-03-16 11:08:09] bmagic : Bulls too excited for now
[2026-03-16 11:08:21] bmagic : Smells of desperation and sweaty dick
[2026-03-16 11:09:16] speedwell : Everybody was kongfu fighting
[2026-03-16 11:10:14] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -35,000 USD @ 73679.4795 ```
[2026-03-16 11:14:51] neki : bluemaster: thats a deep dive :P
[2026-03-16 11:15:48] neki : bmagic: why do you betray the bool?
[2026-03-16 11:16:18] Pilot : @bluemaster How’s the weather this morning? ;)
[2026-03-16 11:16:49] bmagic : neki: cause im gay
[2026-03-16 11:18:03] Pilot : No idea why my leaderboard name is some bullshit
[2026-03-16 11:18:04] neki : bmagic: but ser, u will eat dikk now. Once dikk is gone, no condition to remain gay :D
[2026-03-16 11:18:14] neki : it becomes impossible
[2026-03-16 11:18:16] Pilot : Top one 😘
[2026-03-16 11:19:07] neki : I summon : Von Der Leyen candle / dildo
[2026-03-16 11:19:16] Pilot : https://youtu.be/H7I9946PcBI?is=xiXAwiv3zrnZGZaS
[2026-03-16 11:19:22] Pilot : While we wait
[2026-03-16 11:19:26] Pilot : /zen 23m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 23 minutes zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-16 11:29:02] bluemaster : I must be Disabled, I am bearish and going long. If I confuse myself, I confuse the Market Maker too :btc:
[2026-03-16 11:29:25] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/S__vZg6G7Gs?si=vTKjv1_nl22wbMcD :doge:
[2026-03-16 11:31:15] neki : bluemaster: rofl
[2026-03-16 11:32:44] bluemaster : nice to see people buying Proof of shit coin 7% up
[2026-03-16 11:32:48] bluemaster : Total Supply 120,691,899 Max Supply ∞ Total Treasury Holding 6,536,077
[2026-03-16 11:32:55] bluemaster : supply "infinity"
[2026-03-16 11:33:23] bluemaster : https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/ethereum
[2026-03-16 11:48:14] MANsa_MOONsa : nothing like round tripping 20k
[2026-03-16 11:48:17] MANsa_MOONsa : -_-
[2026-03-16 11:48:48] GodBleesYou : swing it down a bit
[2026-03-16 11:48:55] GodBleesYou : and swing it up harder!!
[2026-03-16 11:49:00] GodBleesYou : lets go !!!!!!!
[2026-03-16 11:52:19] GodBleesYou : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rrXlXkxhjmA&list=RDAMVMrrXlXkxhjmA
[2026-03-16 11:52:45] GodBleesYou : bmagic: it gonna dive... take profits and switch to 100x long
[2026-03-16 11:52:57] GodBleesYou : it is all about Mooo it
[2026-03-16 11:53:07] GodBleesYou : at least the next day or two
[2026-03-16 11:53:17] GodBleesYou : Moooo!!!!
[2026-03-16 11:55:04] neki : really EU, u wanna poo into the friday ggap.. Cmon dont be stupid. Gap above is more sexy
[2026-03-16 11:56:28] neki : IS anyone gonna bellive Powell when he says "infaltion is under control" on Wednesday=
[2026-03-16 11:56:49] neki : the "we must look and see the data" argument
[2026-03-16 11:56:58] neki : "wait and see" 2x
[2026-03-16 11:57:15] neki : "Too little, too late" Jerome
[2026-03-16 11:57:53] GodBleesYou : it wanna Moo higher even now?
[2026-03-16 11:58:03] GodBleesYou : dump it bears!!!!!
[2026-03-16 11:58:06] GodBleesYou : let us buy the dip
[2026-03-16 11:58:07] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-16 11:58:46] neki : GodBleesYou: this should MOO into 75 before EU session end
[2026-03-16 11:59:26] neki : 76 even, to position for Murica scam open-premarket vader. Then the "gap" hunt, then some serios MOOning again
[2026-03-16 12:07:16] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-16 12:07:38] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-16 12:07:49] neki : MOOO
[2026-03-16 12:08:00] neki : with a D
[2026-03-16 12:09:20] neki : lets make a space jump my cows
[2026-03-16 12:09:21] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/QfhJzxvUDmg?si=iZxYlSlgbVbQMhJKaribas , vamos
[2026-03-16 12:09:35] neki : put on your anti-gravity hooves
[2026-03-16 12:10:04] neki : put on the horned helmet
[2026-03-16 12:10:09] neki : shine those horns
[2026-03-16 12:13:20] neki : MOOOO IT!!!
[2026-03-16 12:19:20] neki : yaaas
[2026-03-16 12:19:21] neki : yeees
[2026-03-16 12:20:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 128 Cont @ 2293.57 ($21,650.94) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-03-16 12:22:30] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: Doom only in few weeks
[2026-03-16 12:22:47] GodBleesYou : till then we gonna squsse you... @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-03-16 12:23:19] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: join my wall at 0.043-0.039
[2026-03-16 12:23:21] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: join my wall at 0.043-0.039
[2026-03-16 12:23:32] GodBleesYou : and i will wick it to 0.11
[2026-03-16 12:24:05] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: i dont trade :cat:
[2026-03-16 12:24:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : GodBleesYou: i added until 125k. u cant squeeze me. i will be one of the richiest human in the world in somme weeks
[2026-03-16 12:24:50] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: <#
[2026-03-16 12:24:55] GodBleesYou : <3 @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-03-16 12:25:15] GodBleesYou : dump it please i would like to buy more @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-03-16 12:25:21] 45th_blown_account : :catjam:
[2026-03-16 12:25:37] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: why you dont trade?
[2026-03-16 12:25:42] GodBleesYou : have dancing isuues?
[2026-03-16 12:25:52] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-03-16 12:25:55] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: i dont believe in losing money :kek:
[2026-03-16 12:26:14] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: so dont lose !! problem solved
[2026-03-16 12:26:17] GodBleesYou : 😉
[2026-03-16 12:26:25] neki : go on EU.. show u gote ppl bought at 75k
[2026-03-16 12:26:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 2502 Cont @ 2298.29 ($424,321.12) - Hehehe :arthur::arthur::arthur:
[2026-03-16 12:26:47] neki : I Will it
[2026-03-16 12:27:29] Gandalf the Grey : us open baby
[2026-03-16 12:27:42] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: bruh i am holding. this means i dont sell for any reason, for trading , for buying food , for anything :kek:
[2026-03-16 12:27:43] Gandalf the Grey : prepare shorts
[2026-03-16 12:29:18] Gandalf the Grey : hopefully burgers wont fuck it up
[2026-03-16 12:29:46] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: the moment i wish it will dive it willl endlessy pump...
[2026-03-16 12:29:57] GodBleesYou : so i will hug my 5x long and pray
[2026-03-16 12:29:59] neki : Gandalf the Grey: this can tbe mrica yet?
[2026-03-16 12:30:09] GodBleesYou : pray for a dip
[2026-03-16 12:30:29] Gandalf the Grey : us open is in hour no
[2026-03-16 12:30:52] Gandalf the Grey : i got confused as dubai one hour ahead of riyadh
[2026-03-16 12:31:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : WTF?? DAMN CRYPTO SCAMMERS!!STOP PUMPING!!!
[2026-03-16 12:31:46] neki : Gandalf the Grey: man I always get confused with the Murica as welll lol :D
[2026-03-16 12:32:11] neki : bulla bulla
[2026-03-16 12:32:13] Gandalf the Grey : yeah
[2026-03-16 12:32:19] neki : gogo 76132ž
[2026-03-16 12:32:26] Gandalf the Grey : by the way I checked hotel prices in EU and why tf is it so expensive?
[2026-03-16 12:32:32] Gandalf the Grey : 700 euro one week? wtf
[2026-03-16 12:34:05] neki : Gandalf the Grey: yea, EU is pretty expensive.. Inflation also.. Where I come from, the cost of "normal" living has "doubled". Figures since even minimum wage got 14 increase over 3 years
[2026-03-16 12:34:07] neki : 14%
[2026-03-16 12:34:33] Djdez : Btc needs to break 74k resistance
[2026-03-16 12:34:47] Gandalf the Grey : I mean I am sorry but a hotel in Prague for a week for that much is nonsense
[2026-03-16 12:34:58] Gandalf the Grey : how much people make in Prague a month? 2k euro?
[2026-03-16 12:35:06] Gandalf the Grey : plus minus like that I think some even less
[2026-03-16 12:35:59] Gandalf the Grey : I can live solo in Dubai or Riyadh with all expenses for 1200-1400 euro a month no problem
[2026-03-16 12:36:03] contract details : 1M spx looking fun
[2026-03-16 12:36:47] neki : Gandalf the Grey: yeah around that much yea.. Prices really have skyrocketed. But fekk hotels, AiRBNB is way better in that respect. Cheaper, too
[2026-03-16 12:37:36] Gandalf the Grey : Monaco is like 2k a week lmao
[2026-03-16 12:37:40] contract details : Mmm airbnb bed bugs hidden cameras
[2026-03-16 12:37:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : Gandalf the Grey: a hotel in Dubal for 1400 $ per month???
[2026-03-16 12:37:54] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: i host you for free np bratan
[2026-03-16 12:37:59] Gandalf the Grey : good
[2026-03-16 12:38:05] Gandalf the Grey : I will be your mental support animal
[2026-03-16 12:40:43] Gandalf the Grey : why 74k reject
[2026-03-16 12:40:50] Gandalf the Grey : this should have blasted 76k direct candle
[2026-03-16 12:40:53] Gandalf the Grey : kurwa fix
[2026-03-16 12:43:32] contract details : vitalikum scamming beware
[2026-03-16 12:47:39] Gandalf the Grey : ETH outpumped us
[2026-03-16 12:47:47] Gandalf the Grey : Unbullievable
[2026-03-16 12:48:35] Fni : OkG
[2026-03-16 12:51:33] Gandalf the Grey : Brrrrr
[2026-03-16 12:51:34] Gandalf the Grey : brrrrr
[2026-03-16 12:51:36] Gandalf the Grey : brrrrrrrrrrr
[2026-03-16 12:52:46] neki : cmon.. fkiin mid-air freeze pump
[2026-03-16 12:52:48] neki : whats this EU
[2026-03-16 12:52:55] neki : go, close high like a pro
[2026-03-16 12:56:25] Gandalf the Grey : it was sub 71k yesterday lmao
[2026-03-16 12:56:27] Gandalf the Grey : we good
[2026-03-16 12:56:39] Gandalf the Grey : asian pomped hard
[2026-03-16 12:57:03] Gandalf the Grey : i worry burgers gonna fuck up
[2026-03-16 12:57:07] Gandalf the Grey : and I longed the top lol
[2026-03-16 12:57:09] contract details : burgers gonna die it
[2026-03-16 12:57:21] contract details : but maybe today just to daily open and close somewhere here :pepe:
[2026-03-16 12:57:27] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd lmao ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 30,000 USD @ 73848.1534 ```
[2026-03-16 12:57:31] Gandalf the Grey : donkey
[2026-03-16 13:00:41] neki : mufasa!
[2026-03-16 13:00:47] neki : strong bull now
[2026-03-16 13:02:45] neki : - Contracts: 635 - Direction: Long - Leverage: 200× (Cross) - Avg Entry Price: 64,938.9 - Fair Price: 73,819.6 - Estimated Liquidation Price: 60,083.4 - Margin Ratio: 0.94%
[2026-03-16 13:03:52] neki : - Unrealised ROI: 2592.11%
[2026-03-16 13:06:15] neki : bulla bulla
[2026-03-16 13:07:07] bmagic : Short now
[2026-03-16 13:08:43] clarknova : ETH is entering the warzone.
[2026-03-16 13:08:45] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 73685.9945 ```
[2026-03-16 13:08:50] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.2 XBT @ 73716.84 ```
[2026-03-16 13:08:50] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.2 XBT @ 73716.84 ```
[2026-03-16 13:11:08] neki : unscalpable
[2026-03-16 13:11:13] neki : gogo bulla gogo!!!
[2026-03-16 13:12:29] Pilot : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 147,600 USD @ 73733.8062 ```
[2026-03-16 13:12:36] Pilot : Free liquidity
[2026-03-16 13:12:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : Pilot: fomonOOb!
[2026-03-16 13:13:02] Pilot : Dr.van_Doom666: ❤️
[2026-03-16 13:13:52] neki : Pilot: pilot bls take us above to the moon now :D
[2026-03-16 13:15:34] bmagic : Are we ready to die
[2026-03-16 13:15:34] bmagic : Are we ready to die
[2026-03-16 13:15:36] neki : go Bulla, show what a MOON-ster you are
[2026-03-16 13:15:53] bmagic : Pilot why u do fis
[2026-03-16 13:16:04] bmagic : Counter trade me
[2026-03-16 13:16:04] bmagic : Counter trade me
[2026-03-16 13:16:10] bmagic : Are we fighting?
[2026-03-16 13:16:19] bmagic : U know my dick is on the line?
[2026-03-16 13:16:19] bmagic : U know my dick is on the line?
[2026-03-16 13:18:02] Gandalf the Grey : 90k come baby
[2026-03-16 13:27:15] bmagic : Know what i like about this price action?
[2026-03-16 13:27:25] bmagic : I dont know if i need to eat my own dick or not soon
[2026-03-16 13:28:00] PeacenLuv : poooompahhh btc
[2026-03-16 13:29:38] PeacenLuv : long entry 73707
[2026-03-16 13:30:31] Gandalf the Grey : i scared of burger
[2026-03-16 13:32:59] neki : oke mah bool
[2026-03-16 13:33:00] neki : oke
[2026-03-16 13:33:04] neki : is goo lokin strong
[2026-03-16 13:33:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BCHUSD`: Buy 12 Cont @ 478.1 ($425.31)
[2026-03-16 13:33:15] neki : gogo 76 awaits before Murica pre-rekt time
[2026-03-16 13:33:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 11846 Cont @ 94.84 ($83,343.40) - Wallet's feeling lighter, huh?
[2026-03-16 13:33:54] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAAMMMMM
[2026-03-16 13:40:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 53 Cont @ 2303.44 ($9,083.79) - Buenos Dias!
[2026-03-16 13:41:00] Pilot : just quit working at mcdonalds
[2026-03-16 13:41:24] Pilot : i mean oceanic aairlines
[2026-03-16 13:41:45] Pilot : dubai is getting halted
[2026-03-16 13:41:54] Pilot : so expect a bigger grildo
[2026-03-16 13:44:49] bmagic : Oh my dick
[2026-03-16 13:44:55] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 74072.4 ```
[2026-03-16 13:46:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PEPEUSDT`: Sell 353720000 PEPE @ 0.000003987 ($1,410.64)
[2026-03-16 13:46:34] Pilot : bmagic: yeah cut it
[2026-03-16 13:47:10] Pilot : if anyone is in dubai airport come lounge with the globe and im the fucker with the stickers
[2026-03-16 13:47:24] GodBleesYou : Mooo it!!!!!!!
[2026-03-16 13:47:51] Pilot : just bring some valium
[2026-03-16 13:49:39] bmagic : Its doom for sure
[2026-03-16 13:49:47] bmagic : Bmagic has spoken
[2026-03-16 13:49:53] GodBleesYou : bmagic: <3
[2026-03-16 13:52:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1985 XBT @ 73968.2 ($14,685.17)
[2026-03-16 13:53:34] bmagic : Beeeeeemmmmaaaaaaaggggiiiicccccc
[2026-03-16 13:53:42] contract details : ameridump
[2026-03-16 13:53:44] bmagic : Strikes again
[2026-03-16 13:54:21] bmagic : contract details: you should quit crypto and just bet on my strike rate
[2026-03-16 13:55:24] funny cat videos : Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 36m News Conference today, prior to Trump Kennedy Center Board Meeting. Thank you!
[2026-03-16 13:55:40] funny cat videos : bro gonna call for the lynching of jerome too late powell lmfao
[2026-03-16 13:57:10] neki : what is this dikk price 735
[2026-03-16 13:57:15] neki : 745*
[2026-03-16 13:57:32] neki : cmon my grandma paid 75001 yesterday
[2026-03-16 13:57:37] neki : signal it
[2026-03-16 13:57:39] neki : :D
[2026-03-16 13:59:13] neki : damn i knew I shouldvve shorted the wti an hour ago
[2026-03-16 14:04:22] bmagic : Why are we scamming so hard
[2026-03-16 14:04:26] bmagic : Doesn’t want to go up
[2026-03-16 14:05:48] bmagic : Its because market movers dont want me posting a video of me eating my own dick
[2026-03-16 14:06:56] neki : bmagic: join us
[2026-03-16 14:07:04] neki : join the enlighetend
[2026-03-16 14:07:17] neki : release the grip on your dikk
[2026-03-16 14:07:21] neki : let it live
[2026-03-16 14:08:44] bmagic : Release my krakennn
[2026-03-16 14:09:48] bmagic : Short now
[2026-03-16 14:09:54] bmagic : 74400
[2026-03-16 14:11:15] neki : ur dikk is really in jeopardy now
[2026-03-16 14:11:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : ITS THE BIGGSR SCAM IN HISTORY
[2026-03-16 14:11:48] Dr.van_Doom666 : BIGGEST
[2026-03-16 14:12:28] bmagic : Its ready to be chopped as soon i tell everyone where One Piece is
[2026-03-16 14:13:06] bmagic : Or make the greatest escape to the Grand Line
[2026-03-16 14:13:15] bmagic : Big Blues ready
[2026-03-16 14:13:17] neki : "it rubs the lotion on its skin, else it gets the hose again"
[2026-03-16 14:13:51] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂 hahahah
[2026-03-16 14:14:12] Dr.van_Doom666 : SEVEN
[2026-03-16 14:15:33] neki : man this is some tense lunchtime for me..
[2026-03-16 14:17:40] bmagic : Ahhhhh my dick
[2026-03-16 14:17:52] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂
[2026-03-16 14:19:05] neki : bmagic: can you still scream with your mouth full? :D
[2026-03-16 14:19:47] bmagic : I still have plenty of room in my mouth. Tiny penis massive balls
[2026-03-16 14:19:53] bmagic : Proportions
[2026-03-16 14:20:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.5000 ETH @ 2294.66 ($3,441.78) - The margin called and took it all, yet you stood tall and had a ball.
[2026-03-16 14:20:18] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 74107.0105 ```
[2026-03-16 14:20:26] bmagic : /position btcusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.24 XBT @ 73919.09 ```
[2026-03-16 14:21:03] neki : bmagic: :D
[2026-03-16 14:22:38] bazookasam : ☝️ 78
[2026-03-16 14:23:21] bmagic : Fk a bazooka foretold 78
[2026-03-16 14:23:47] bazookasam : 😜
[2026-03-16 14:24:22] funny cat videos : so you're the one who hit my granny
[2026-03-16 14:24:30] funny cat videos : rest in peace granny :pepe:
[2026-03-16 14:25:23] bmagic : Theres nothing with more conviction that a man with his dick on the line
[2026-03-16 14:25:29] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 74107.0105 ```
[2026-03-16 14:25:37] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.27 XBT @ 73942.98 ```
[2026-03-16 14:25:44] bmagic : Lets go ooooo o odoown
[2026-03-16 14:26:05] neki : bmagic: "skin" in the game
[2026-03-16 14:27:15] bmagic : The weather forecastskin is raining meatballs
[2026-03-16 14:27:35] neki : proverbial Chew-bacca
[2026-03-16 14:28:19] bmagic : I can tell you right ive had several chances today to exit at 70% profit
[2026-03-16 14:28:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.9281 ($13.71)
[2026-03-16 14:29:13] neki : bmagic: shait, u may be right. all the dikk talk formed a limp-garndpa-dikk pattern od the m5
[2026-03-16 14:29:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 30000 USD @ 73749.8 - Your net worth just pulled a 2022 bear market cosplay
[2026-03-16 14:30:12] Gandalf the Grey : ok kurwa
[2026-03-16 14:30:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 73543.8 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-16 14:30:16] Djdez : Whats happening agai 😲
[2026-03-16 14:30:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1057 XBT @ 73503.3 ($7,770.11)
[2026-03-16 14:30:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.9241 ($13.59)
[2026-03-16 14:30:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-16 14:30:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 27900 USD @ 73424.4 - Ouchie Ouchie Yellow Line Touchie
[2026-03-16 14:30:42] MadoffNakamoto : neki: the limp-grandpa-dikk pattern ? 😱 the One ? Shii, we are screwed
[2026-03-16 14:30:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 221800 USD @ 73305.6 - Liquidated so hard the exchange sent flowers
[2026-03-16 14:31:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BNBUSDT`: Sell 0.4300 BNB @ 671.63 ($288.80)
[2026-03-16 14:31:08] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: +666 sir
[2026-03-16 14:31:23] funny cat videos : hmm :pepe: cant even go take a dump without this dumping. curious.
[2026-03-16 14:31:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: +666 back Sire, Mahalo!
[2026-03-16 14:31:31] thankyousomuch : hehehehehe :arthur: :downrocket:
[2026-03-16 14:31:32] neki : MadoffNakamoto: yes we are. but grandpa isnt gettin screwed, tho. too much limp
[2026-03-16 14:31:40] thankyousomuch : backhire
[2026-03-16 14:31:46] bmagic : Fkn. Magic Strikes Again!!!! dIck Safeweuuuu
[2026-03-16 14:31:52] Djdez : bmagic: wow you nailed it
[2026-03-16 14:32:45] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 74107.0105 ```
[2026-03-16 14:32:52] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.1 XBT @ 73942.98 ```
[2026-03-16 14:32:56] bmagic : Took profit let it run
[2026-03-16 14:33:04] bmagic : Dick safu
[2026-03-16 14:34:04] thankyousomuch : my longterm shorts
[2026-03-16 14:34:08] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-16 14:34:21] bmagic : neki: when u put ur dick on the line u can achieve great fuckery
[2026-03-16 14:34:22] neki : IDK..
[2026-03-16 14:34:37] neki : dikk still in danger tho @bmagic
[2026-03-16 14:34:49] bmagic : Anyway 68k is my target
[2026-03-16 14:34:55] neki : bmagic: u might get re-dikked
[2026-03-16 14:34:56] bmagic : Dont care if it goes 75k
[2026-03-16 14:35:12] bmagic : Na my dks safe as long as 82k doesnt hit
[2026-03-16 14:35:25] bmagic : I derisked
[2026-03-16 14:35:35] bazookasam : little trap will take out shorters 78/80k
[2026-03-16 14:35:48] bmagic : From experience we will go down to 68k now
[2026-03-16 14:35:55] bmagic : Then 77k
[2026-03-16 14:36:23] thankyousomuch : 3 cent
[2026-03-16 14:37:43] thankyousomuch : longers balance :pepe:
[2026-03-16 14:37:46] thankyousomuch : 2 cent
[2026-03-16 14:38:47] thankyousomuch : Another crypto lending platform files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy
[2026-03-16 14:38:53] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-16 14:38:57] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 73200.1 - Your portfolio is now halal: 100% slaughtered
[2026-03-16 14:39:11] thankyousomuch : :arthur: yar
[2026-03-16 14:39:25] thankyousomuch : 🌊
[2026-03-16 14:40:42] bmagic : 71600 then bounce
[2026-03-16 14:40:46] bmagic : Then 68k
[2026-03-16 14:40:51] bmagic : Or 82k
[2026-03-16 14:41:17] bmagic : Lots of nice liquidity at 77k
[2026-03-16 14:43:00] bmagic : I will be buying 71600 to 72400
[2026-03-16 14:43:11] bmagic : Then will decide to short again on the bounce
[2026-03-16 14:43:17] bmagic : Or keep the long
[2026-03-16 14:45:20] bmagic : Poor Saylor holding 6b dollar unrealised loss
[2026-03-16 14:45:25] bmagic : Perfect for tax time
[2026-03-16 14:46:49] MadoffNakamoto : 169420 blaze it :doge:
[2026-03-16 14:50:14] contract details : gg 0
[2026-03-16 14:50:18] bmagic : If we hit 169420 i will smoke my own dick
[2026-03-16 14:50:32] bmagic : This year
[2026-03-16 14:50:34] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: 😂😂😂😭
[2026-03-16 14:50:42] jotrader : lol btc touched my 2 month long dc entry and then down
[2026-03-16 14:50:50] jotrader : was almost out even
[2026-03-16 14:51:09] bmagic : 74400 is not a good place to long this year
[2026-03-16 14:51:10] jotrader : next stop 50k
[2026-03-16 14:51:25] jotrader : tell that to people months ago
[2026-03-16 14:51:33] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: there is 0 beardiv, the trend is intact
[2026-03-16 14:51:43] bmagic : Im buying 71700
[2026-03-16 14:51:45] jotrader : no this goes to 50k
[2026-03-16 14:51:54] jotrader : ill never get out at 74517
[2026-03-16 14:51:55] jotrader : =p
[2026-03-16 14:52:00] bmagic : MadoffNakamoto: sir, what trend are u watching. Zoom out please
[2026-03-16 14:52:15] bmagic : This has been a failed attempt to break downtrend
[2026-03-16 14:52:21] bmagic : Always look at the macro
[2026-03-16 14:52:40] neki : go go gtandpa!
[2026-03-16 14:52:43] neki : viagra power!
[2026-03-16 14:53:00] neki : theres some man in you still. get that lovestick up and running
[2026-03-16 14:53:30] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: dont tell me to zoom out. From you to me its just a joke
[2026-03-16 14:53:51] GodBleesYou : bmagic: well done magic!!!
[2026-03-16 14:53:58] bmagic : Hehe im sorry for making this trollbox so dicky
[2026-03-16 14:54:12] bmagic : At least Bitmex Joy will be happy for us
[2026-03-16 14:54:19] PeacenLuv : btfd long entry 73305
[2026-03-16 14:54:19] jotrader : almsot out of a month long faield long
[2026-03-16 14:54:28] jotrader : 3 month i think
[2026-03-16 14:54:38] bmagic : jotrader: u are in the right price range to derisk
[2026-03-16 14:54:44] bmagic : Then buy the dip
[2026-03-16 14:54:57] bmagic : Only if u are confident of the dip
[2026-03-16 14:54:57] jotrader : this is not dip enough i want 66k before i buy some
[2026-03-16 14:55:18] MadoffNakamoto : you guys didnt get the memo yet but its fine
[2026-03-16 14:55:34] bmagic : GodBleesYou: hello sir
[2026-03-16 14:55:41] GodBleesYou : Xrp dont care
[2026-03-16 14:55:47] GodBleesYou : bulls keep buying
[2026-03-16 14:55:52] bmagic : Xrp is full of dildos
[2026-03-16 14:55:59] neki : MadoffNakamoto: ah yes the "memo"
[2026-03-16 14:56:02] bmagic : And im talking about the buyers
[2026-03-16 14:56:16] bmagic : Bunch of dildoheads
[2026-03-16 14:56:20] neki : i got it i think.
[2026-03-16 14:56:39] bmagic : Whats that? Add to my short on the bounce?
[2026-03-16 14:57:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `DOGEUSDT`: Buy 150000 DOGE @ 0.10281 ($15,420.60) - Wallet's feeling lighter, huh?
[2026-03-16 14:57:47] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 10 Cont @ 2283.76 ($1,679.16)
[2026-03-16 14:58:03] jotrader : add to short just below my entry at 74517 ;)
[2026-03-16 14:58:14] jotrader : dont care about it anymore will never get out
[2026-03-16 14:59:03] bmagic : Give me more fire
[2026-03-16 14:59:08] bmagic : /orders xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Sell 10,000 USD @ 74050 XBTUSD: Sell 5,000 USD @ 73900 XBTUSD: Sell 10,000 USD @ 73780 XBTUSD: Buy 15,000 USD @ 71790 XBTUSD: Buy 10,000 USD @ 72450 ```
[2026-03-16 14:59:13] bmagic : /orders xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: Sell 0.1 XBT @ 74050 XBTUSDT: Sell 0.05 XBT @ 73890 XBTUSDT: Sell 0.05 XBT @ 73750 XBTUSDT: Buy 0.15 XBT @ 71880 ```
[2026-03-16 14:59:24] neki : this is sparta
[2026-03-16 15:01:01] neki : yep...
[2026-03-16 15:01:04] neki : dump canceled
[2026-03-16 15:01:09] neki : go go go bulla
[2026-03-16 15:01:11] neki : bulla bulla
[2026-03-16 15:01:25] neki : now to smel that 76
[2026-03-16 15:01:42] bmagic : Give me more
[2026-03-16 15:02:59] neki : MUFASA candle, I tell you MUFASA
[2026-03-16 15:03:14] neki : time to WILL it!
[2026-03-16 15:05:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 33940 DOGE @ 0.10217 ($3,467.68) - Your P&L just did a Kanye career arc
[2026-03-16 15:06:30] bmagic : I dont think its going to hit my orders
[2026-03-16 15:06:32] bmagic : Doom
[2026-03-16 15:07:59] neki : bmagic: count on Murica to rekt to 67 if its indeed dump
[2026-03-16 15:08:04] neki : 76 **
[2026-03-16 15:09:24] neki : either way, it is on the table methinks today
[2026-03-16 15:09:52] GodBleesYou : xrp i love you!!!
[2026-03-16 15:09:56] GodBleesYou : wick it!!!!!
[2026-03-16 15:12:11] PeacenLuv : longstops up 73444
[2026-03-16 15:13:41] PeacenLuv : pumpittup lezgohh
[2026-03-16 15:15:26] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 190 DOGE @ 0.10128 ($19.24)
[2026-03-16 15:15:35] PeacenLuv : weeehhhwoooooohhhh btc longs
[2026-03-16 15:16:00] PeacenLuv : doge coin to 1000
[2026-03-16 15:16:17] PeacenLuv : dodge the doge
[2026-03-16 15:17:46] neki : go go bulla
[2026-03-16 15:17:50] neki : beast mode!!
[2026-03-16 15:19:45] MadoffNakamoto : bmagic: keep adding to short
[2026-03-16 15:21:43] funny cat videos : pepe :pepe:
[2026-03-16 15:25:54] PeacenLuv : pump incoming btc longittup lezhohh fully bully bitkoin
[2026-03-16 15:26:01] PeacenLuv : funny cat videos:
[2026-03-16 15:26:29] PeacenLuv : longstops up 73758
[2026-03-16 15:32:20] funny cat videos : PeacenLuv: check pepeusd sir
[2026-03-16 15:33:58] Shiro : bmagic: at least your sjorts are not underwater you should be happy 😂
[2026-03-16 15:49:51] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 73740.3308 ```
[2026-03-16 15:49:56] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.25 XBT @ 73683.77 ```
[2026-03-16 15:50:04] bmagic : Sorry was watching a movie
[2026-03-16 15:50:07] bmagic : Addddd
[2026-03-16 15:51:02] Shiro : bmagic: dump it so I can breathe 🤣
[2026-03-16 15:52:19] PeacenLuv : 😄long entry btc 73384 pumpittup
[2026-03-16 15:52:47] PeacenLuv : cmon btc berazzez sell to mee
[2026-03-16 15:52:52] MANsa_MOONsa : yooooo
[2026-03-16 15:53:04] contract details : only down
[2026-03-16 15:53:06] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-16 15:53:12] contract details : imagine being hopeful
[2026-03-16 15:53:15] Gandalf the Grey : ya hmar why dumpa more
[2026-03-16 15:53:18] Gandalf the Grey : must up go
[2026-03-16 15:53:22] bmagic : Bmagic strikes again while everyone hopes
[2026-03-16 15:53:23] Gandalf the Grey : kurwa I buy chicken ok ok
[2026-03-16 15:53:23] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: -0.0341 XBT RPNL, 0.9208 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-16 15:53:29] bmagic : 3x bmagic has struck
[2026-03-16 15:53:42] bmagic : Lightninggggg crashes and my dick is safu
[2026-03-16 15:53:49] PeacenLuv : 😄😄longstops up btc 73258
[2026-03-16 15:55:28] MANsa_MOONsa : why r we going down before we hit 75 wtf
[2026-03-16 15:55:35] PeacenLuv : 😄😄buy sui token
[2026-03-16 15:55:56] bmagic : 68k incoming
[2026-03-16 15:55:59] MANsa_MOONsa : naaa pepe 4 life
[2026-03-16 15:56:05] bmagic : You heard it here first
[2026-03-16 15:56:10] MANsa_MOONsa : ill close in a month
[2026-03-16 15:56:44] Shiro : bmagic: since last week I'm asking 66-67 but market diving me dildo only 😆
[2026-03-16 15:57:10] MANsa_MOONsa : Shiro: lol
[2026-03-16 15:57:13] PeacenLuv : wooohh i was short btc there for a bit . wild ride
[2026-03-16 15:57:57] Shiro : MANsa_MOONsa: so if it's not tight it's not right, I believe mine is not right anymore 🤣
[2026-03-16 15:58:05] bmagic : Shiro: its coming close but wont hit there
[2026-03-16 15:58:09] bmagic : 68
[2026-03-16 15:58:18] Lord_Arthur : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -10,000 USD @ 73301.4228 ```
[2026-03-16 15:58:21] Lord_Arthur : let's go
[2026-03-16 15:58:26] Shiro : bmagic: it's just hiting ma balls 🥹
[2026-03-16 15:58:31] bmagic : Yes lord
[2026-03-16 15:58:31] Lord_Arthur : time for 3k
[2026-03-16 15:58:36] bmagic : Lord have mercy
[2026-03-16 15:58:44] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.25 XBT @ 73683.77 ```
[2026-03-16 15:58:46] Lord_Arthur : wassa wassa bitconneeeeeeeeeeee
[2026-03-16 15:58:49] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 73740.3308 ```
[2026-03-16 15:58:51] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 73740.3308 ```
[2026-03-16 15:58:57] Lord_Arthur : bmagic: noice
[2026-03-16 15:58:58] bmagic : I cant handle that much profit
[2026-03-16 15:59:01] Lord_Arthur : niggga
[2026-03-16 15:59:10] Lord_Arthur : bmagic: 3k incoming
[2026-03-16 15:59:21] Lord_Arthur : the top is in
[2026-03-16 15:59:30] PeacenLuv : long entry btc 73252
[2026-03-16 15:59:31] contract details : 60k tomorrow
[2026-03-16 15:59:50] contract details : well migo hasnt called 200k yet so we may take a few more days :arthur:
[2026-03-16 16:00:38] PeacenLuv : longstops up 73258
[2026-03-16 16:01:16] Lord_Arthur : below 72.8k is 48k
[2026-03-16 16:01:29] Lord_Arthur : air support in between
[2026-03-16 16:02:15] Lord_Arthur : bulltards will never Lern
[2026-03-16 16:04:15] bmagic : U know whats below 72k? My ballz
[2026-03-16 16:06:45] bmagic : Why are we still above 20k?
[2026-03-16 16:09:24] bmagic : Why has everyone not received the latest email from Bitmex?
[2026-03-16 16:09:44] bmagic : “Your position has been Li…”
[2026-03-16 16:14:48] Shiro : 🤣😂
[2026-03-16 16:15:06] MANsa_MOONsa : weeeee
[2026-03-16 16:15:11] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: 0.4575 XBT RPNL, 0.4281 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-16 16:15:38] MANsa_MOONsa : niggggga is allowed
[2026-03-16 16:15:44] MANsa_MOONsa : wild times