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[2026-03-16 08:26:55] Gandalf the Grey : buy the dip ah moment
[2026-03-16 08:27:09] neki : Gandalf the Grey: ya but its alwqys easier to go down, it seems.
[2026-03-16 08:27:28] Gandalf the Grey : ofc
[2026-03-16 08:27:41] Gandalf the Grey : for up you need new buyers
[2026-03-16 08:27:52] Gandalf the Grey : for down you need people that bought already to sell
[2026-03-16 08:31:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 73291.9 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-16 08:31:46] bmagic : Bmagic strikes again!!!!!
[2026-03-16 08:31:57] bmagic : My dick is saved
[2026-03-16 08:32:51] Mr. Axelrod : @admin look at @bmagic's vulgarity
[2026-03-16 08:32:56] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur:
[2026-03-16 08:33:20] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: it would be much worse if we went higher ser
[2026-03-16 08:33:24] BlissRP : he agreed to cut it off
[2026-03-16 08:33:42] bmagic : Mr. Axelrod: would u rather i eat my own dick mcafee style
[2026-03-16 08:33:44] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: lol, then lets get his PP chopped off
[2026-03-16 08:33:50] bmagic : I am alive
[2026-03-16 08:34:00] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: maybe some other time ser
[2026-03-16 08:34:03] bmagic : Bless me
[2026-03-16 08:34:04] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: why would you do so ?
[2026-03-16 08:34:07] BlissRP : its time for justice
[2026-03-16 08:34:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 73239.7 - Hope is not a strategy
[2026-03-16 08:34:29] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hahhahaha, @bmagic btw dont show your dick to SHAWN THE FACKING CLONW... he love it in the mouth
[2026-03-16 08:34:44] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-16 08:34:44] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 676.42 USDT RPNL, -40.22 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-16 08:34:48] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,046.34 USDT RPNL, 1,243.01 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-16 08:34:52] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,212.54 USDT RPNL, 609.74 USDT UPNL ```
[2026-03-16 08:34:56] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0032 XBT RPNL, 0.0077 XBT UPNL ```
[2026-03-16 08:35:05] Mr. Axelrod : gve me higher need to add more to my shorts
[2026-03-16 08:35:18] BlissRP : request denied
[2026-03-16 08:35:19] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: i am still holding my shorts with patience
[2026-03-16 08:35:27] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hahahhahahahaah
[2026-03-16 08:35:47] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: if my request is denied then bmagic pp will be chopped off :arthur:
[2026-03-16 08:36:03] Gandalf the Grey : muh triple topu
[2026-03-16 08:36:21] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: Can I get a hot chik plz ?
[2026-03-16 08:36:29] Mr. Axelrod : heard you have a loads of them
[2026-03-16 08:36:46] Gandalf the Grey : Sure bro any preference?
[2026-03-16 08:37:08] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: i would love kazak or iranians
[2026-03-16 08:37:29] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: i knew you are my friend :respect:
[2026-03-16 08:37:29] Gandalf the Grey : hmmmm
[2026-03-16 08:37:36] funny cat videos : humantraffickingbox :pepe:
[2026-03-16 08:37:46] Mr. Axelrod : funny cat videos: :pepe:
[2026-03-16 08:41:04] bmagic : Schrodingers Cat or Bmagics DickBox. Look inside and nobody knows if we are bullish or bearish.
[2026-03-16 08:41:18] neki : yo corn.. act mufasa now
[2026-03-16 08:41:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : we go to goblintown
[2026-03-16 08:41:24] neki : no need for this pussy dips
[2026-03-16 08:41:25] bmagic : Don’t look inside and live in blissful ignorance
[2026-03-16 08:42:11] BlissRP : my specialty
[2026-03-16 08:42:26] neki : go go balls out go
[2026-03-16 08:42:39] Mr. Axelrod : oh no we damping again
[2026-03-16 08:42:50] Mr. Axelrod : plz all i asked was SOL @ 98
[2026-03-16 08:42:57] Mr. Axelrod : ETH @2350
[2026-03-16 08:43:00] Mr. Axelrod : come one
[2026-03-16 08:43:02] Mr. Axelrod : come on
[2026-03-16 08:43:49] neki : 1k junkie yankee candle now
[2026-03-16 08:43:54] neki : smell the top
[2026-03-16 08:43:57] Gandalf the Grey : just buy more
[2026-03-16 08:45:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.4000 XBT @ 72912 ($29,165.84) - Your long got sent to the shadow realm
[2026-03-16 08:45:53] neki : yaas
[2026-03-16 08:46:12] neki : reject the dump like a thai lady boi
[2026-03-16 08:48:01] BlissRP : accept the dump like a halal portfolio
[2026-03-16 08:48:05] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-16 08:48:14] BlissRP : will it
[2026-03-16 08:48:40] neki : dumps are haram. dumps are dirty pig swine action
[2026-03-16 08:49:42] BlissRP : say woof my little good boy
[2026-03-16 08:49:44] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-16 08:50:17] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -22,000 USD @ 73740.3308 ```
[2026-03-16 08:50:20] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.07 XBT @ 73875.61 ```
[2026-03-16 08:50:24] bmagic : Haven’t closed yet
[2026-03-16 08:50:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: +1
[2026-03-16 08:52:44] neki : dont mess with the will yall
[2026-03-16 08:53:52] BlissRP : bmagic: why close bera flag rejection at top?
[2026-03-16 08:54:03] BlissRP : ride it to 40keks like a man
[2026-03-16 08:54:16] BlissRP : a man with intact genitals
[2026-03-16 08:54:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: +1
[2026-03-16 08:54:29] neki : commence pudification
[2026-03-16 08:54:34] neki : purification
[2026-03-16 08:54:40] neki : kill the hereticsć
[2026-03-16 08:55:20] neki : cleanse the dirty bera souls, show the way of the moon-ster
[2026-03-16 08:55:55] bmagic : BlissRP: im not going to try to understand what u mean
[2026-03-16 08:56:03] bmagic : I see red I buy sometimes
[2026-03-16 08:56:14] BlissRP : no brain required
[2026-03-16 08:56:31] BlissRP : bera market has only 1 bera flag??? HAH
[2026-03-16 08:56:34] BlissRP : ya rite
[2026-03-16 08:56:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: 40k will not hold
[2026-03-16 08:56:56] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: will 0 hold? kroleg predicts negative prices
[2026-03-16 08:57:33] funny cat videos : qrleg :pepe: :kek:
[2026-03-16 08:57:39] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-16 08:57:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: Kroleg will be right
[2026-03-16 08:57:54] BlissRP : qrleg is wild
[2026-03-16 08:57:56] BlissRP : love that
[2026-03-16 08:58:00] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 28,000 USD @ 73141.6534 ```
[2026-03-16 08:58:17] BlissRP : never seen a bigger pus c than bmagic :pepe:
[2026-03-16 08:58:20] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: -1
[2026-03-16 08:58:22] BlissRP : def has nothing to chop off anywayss
[2026-03-16 08:58:26] bmagic : Bounce for me
[2026-03-16 08:58:55] bmagic : Bounce to 73700 and i will short my load
[2026-03-16 08:59:14] BlissRP : at least he captured 600 from the 37k move
[2026-03-16 08:59:18] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-16 08:59:26] BlissRP : yuge
[2026-03-16 08:59:53] BlissRP : bmagic: deal!
[2026-03-16 09:00:20] bmagic : Doesn’t look like it wants to bounce
[2026-03-16 09:00:23] bmagic : But it will
[2026-03-16 09:00:37] BlissRP : what a wonderful audience?
[2026-03-16 09:00:42] BlissRP : :pepe:
[2026-03-16 09:00:48] Dr.van_Doom666 : lol
[2026-03-16 09:01:00] BlissRP : so glad to be here
[2026-03-16 09:01:26] neki : here we go
[2026-03-16 09:01:27] bmagic : If this doesn bounce i will eat my own dick
[2026-03-16 09:01:32] neki : bye bera
[2026-03-16 09:01:59] bmagic : Damn, i mean good. Its bouncing
[2026-03-16 09:02:25] BlissRP : bruh :arthur:
[2026-03-16 09:02:29] BlissRP : dont tempt fate
[2026-03-16 09:02:37] BlissRP : one day it will happen
[2026-03-16 09:06:05] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: nice "bounce"...
[2026-03-16 09:06:29] BlissRP : keep it simple stupid
[2026-03-16 09:06:33] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-16 09:06:56] BlissRP : good entry then touch grass enjoy life
[2026-03-16 09:07:02] BlissRP : fight for good entry
[2026-03-16 09:09:03] bluemaster : All this dumping credit too, shitcoin scam and the ETH Foundation,
[2026-03-16 09:09:10] neki : no more bullsh it now.. bera done dead
[2026-03-16 09:09:19] neki : mufasa candle inbound
[2026-03-16 09:09:24] neki : buh by eberea
[2026-03-16 09:09:33] BlissRP : su casa candle
[2026-03-16 09:09:37] bluemaster : going to 16k will make Vitalik poor again .
[2026-03-16 09:09:37] BlissRP : su casa es mio
[2026-03-16 09:09:40] BlissRP : :kek:
[2026-03-16 09:09:51] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-03-16 09:10:11] neki : BlissRP: yaas, a good candle can indeed pay for casa del neki
[2026-03-16 09:10:26] neki : :D
[2026-03-16 09:10:27] BlissRP : :doge:
[2026-03-16 09:11:00] bmagic : Dr.van_Doom666: bounce on dis dick
[2026-03-16 09:12:01] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: lol
[2026-03-16 09:12:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : small dick
[2026-03-16 09:12:24] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: harder to cut off
[2026-03-16 09:12:50] bmagic : Dr.van_Doom666: tiny. Easy to eat if it doesn’t bounce
[2026-03-16 09:12:57] bmagic : But very fertile
[2026-03-16 09:13:04] BlissRP : fear factor bmagic style
[2026-03-16 09:13:15] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: +1
[2026-03-16 09:13:18] bmagic : Send it long
[2026-03-16 09:13:25] bmagic : Temporarily to fill my shorts
[2026-03-16 09:13:43] bmagic : Then ill drop my massive balls onto the order book so we dump to 30k
[2026-03-16 09:14:07] BlissRP : i like the sounds of this ser
[2026-03-16 09:14:10] bmagic : Im ok with 73650
[2026-03-16 09:14:35] neki : bluemaster: when ETh goes to shiet, we will see for real where "Vitalik is dancing".. on a stripper pole for white trash trailerpark hillbillies
[2026-03-16 09:15:25] neki : bera in trou-bull now
[2026-03-16 09:15:35] neki : rooh-ooggh
[2026-03-16 09:16:04] BlissRP : send to 80kek if you want sers
[2026-03-16 09:16:15] BlissRP : its going to be a painful road, might need some scraps to fend with
[2026-03-16 09:19:46] neki : BlissRP: I will it. I will the market at 80k this week
[2026-03-16 09:25:47] Gandalf the Grey : 73k is a friend finally?
[2026-03-16 09:25:59] Gandalf the Grey : also 7 green dailies lol
[2026-03-16 09:32:49] bluemaster : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejcf7nyMi8I&list=RDEjcf7nyMi8I&start_radio=1 life is good
[2026-03-16 09:35:18] Gandalf the Grey : at 110k it will be betterer
[2026-03-16 09:36:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.939 ($13.76)
[2026-03-16 09:40:14] neki : go faggy eu trader. rekt the bera
[2026-03-16 09:40:38] neki : balls out and some action now. Stop trading the fkin oil
[2026-03-16 09:43:53] neki : waiting for Murica to set the mood again.. what are you EU? a pussaih?
[2026-03-16 10:00:20] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: sounds jewish to me
[2026-03-16 10:09:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ASTERUSDT`: Sell 2706.9000 ASTER @ 0.7216 ($1,975.77) - Congrats, you just paid for BlackRock’s next ETF commercial
[2026-03-16 10:17:14] Gandalf the Grey : silver top longers can be underwater for another 20 years lol
[2026-03-16 10:17:39] Gandalf the Grey : MOOOOO moooo MOOOOO
[2026-03-16 10:17:43] Gandalf the Grey : ETH pushing
[2026-03-16 10:17:49] Gandalf the Grey : EURO pushing
[2026-03-16 10:17:50] Gandalf the Grey : send it
[2026-03-16 10:22:59] neki : MOOOO
[2026-03-16 10:24:08] neki : Gandalf the Grey: silver was such a scam.. as usual, this market is traditionaly so rigged.. people working in gold have been telling me this for 15 years now. Its just a rigged market
[2026-03-16 10:24:25] neki : not traders, actual goldsmiths, etc
[2026-03-16 10:24:37] Mr. Axelrod : neki: SILVER is going to go above 100 in coming month
[2026-03-16 10:26:07] neki : Mr. Axelrod: surely looks like a dead cat with double top on YoY
[2026-03-16 10:27:06] neki : Mr. Axelrod: i think precius metals are about 20% overpriced. goild has nothing to look for above (mybe) 4k per ounce samoe for silver when u factor in the ratios
[2026-03-16 10:27:25] bmagic : ARE WE NOT ENTERTAINED?! 🍆
[2026-03-16 10:27:39] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: not yet , you dick is still safe
[2026-03-16 10:28:11] neki : keep up the purple eggplpant long action :D
[2026-03-16 10:37:32] contract details : cant even break the range high
[2026-03-16 10:37:34] contract details : gg
[2026-03-16 10:37:45] contract details : 07 oct again
[2026-03-16 10:40:59] bmagic : I haven’t left work yet thats why
[2026-03-16 10:41:06] bmagic : Dildos dont commence until i leave work
[2026-03-16 10:47:13] 45th_blown_account : when BMEX season :pepe:
[2026-03-16 10:47:55] Dr.van_Doom666 : 45th_blown_account: never ever
[2026-03-16 10:48:01] bluemaster : forget kids how long Bucket shops and scam artists using shitcoin collateral to dump bitcoin and pump scam coin , we are not going up !
[2026-03-16 10:48:11] 45th_blown_account : Dr.van_Doom666: when pull run :arthur:
[2026-03-16 10:48:21] Dr.van_Doom666 : 45th_blown_account: NOW!!
[2026-03-16 10:48:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : bluemaster: hiya Blue
[2026-03-16 10:48:50] 45th_blown_account : Dr.van_Doom666: send it , i heard Netanahiou coffee shop got bombed and died again :arthur:
[2026-03-16 10:49:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : ....
[2026-03-16 10:50:13] neki : oke
[2026-03-16 10:50:14] neki : I
[2026-03-16 10:50:16] neki : C
[2026-03-16 10:50:17] neki : B
[2026-03-16 10:50:18] neki : M
[2026-03-16 10:50:23] neki : woop wwwopp!!!
[2026-03-16 10:53:52] neki : my friend, just teleport to 78k aand be done with it
[2026-03-16 10:54:39] bluemaster : exit
[2026-03-16 10:54:47] bluemaster : reboot :pepe:
[2026-03-16 10:56:05] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 227,200 USD @ 70680.3692 ```
[2026-03-16 10:56:09] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ```
[2026-03-16 10:56:12] bluemaster : :btc:
[2026-03-16 10:56:15] bluemaster : exit
[2026-03-16 10:57:09] neki : bluemaster: nice ones :P did u actualy reposition then, I remember March being much higher ..
[2026-03-16 11:00:28] 45th_blown_account : the pump will be violent , :arthur:
[2026-03-16 11:01:30] bluemaster : neki: waiting for 16k to reopen full size
[2026-03-16 11:01:46] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.05 XBT @ 73661.95 ```
[2026-03-16 11:01:52] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -3,000 USD @ 73750.1 ```
[2026-03-16 11:01:56] bmagic : Layering into my short
[2026-03-16 11:02:02] bmagic : Doom incoming
[2026-03-16 11:02:07] Gandalf the Grey : non bulliever
[2026-03-16 11:02:24] Gandalf the Grey : why short uptrend
[2026-03-16 11:02:36] Gandalf the Grey : it going up
[2026-03-16 11:03:17] bluemaster : I miss Erwinos,,Pilot,Husky where are all gone ?
[2026-03-16 11:04:27] Gandalf the Grey : erwinos overleveraged and got rekt
[2026-03-16 11:04:33] Gandalf the Grey : husky is on crack
[2026-03-16 11:04:37] Gandalf the Grey : pilot i dunno
[2026-03-16 11:05:02] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: doom
[2026-03-16 11:05:11] Gandalf the Grey : for shorter wallet
[2026-03-16 11:06:03] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -28,000 USD @ 73688.1664 ```
[2026-03-16 11:06:08] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.15 XBT @ 73669.82 ```
[2026-03-16 11:06:11] bmagic : Its fine
[2026-03-16 11:06:59] bmagic : Also its not an uptrend yet
[2026-03-16 11:07:11] bmagic : Its a reversal signal yet to be confirmed
[2026-03-16 11:07:20] bmagic : Based on the data its going to die
[2026-03-16 11:07:28] bmagic : 68k retest
[2026-03-16 11:07:33] bmagic : Before 80k
[2026-03-16 11:08:09] bmagic : Bulls too excited for now
[2026-03-16 11:08:21] bmagic : Smells of desperation and sweaty dick
[2026-03-16 11:09:16] speedwell : Everybody was kongfu fighting
[2026-03-16 11:10:14] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -35,000 USD @ 73679.4795 ```
[2026-03-16 11:14:51] neki : bluemaster: thats a deep dive :P
[2026-03-16 11:15:48] neki : bmagic: why do you betray the bool?
[2026-03-16 11:16:18] Pilot : @bluemaster How’s the weather this morning? ;)
[2026-03-16 11:16:49] bmagic : neki: cause im gay
[2026-03-16 11:18:03] Pilot : No idea why my leaderboard name is some bullshit
[2026-03-16 11:18:04] neki : bmagic: but ser, u will eat dikk now. Once dikk is gone, no condition to remain gay :D
[2026-03-16 11:18:14] neki : it becomes impossible
[2026-03-16 11:18:16] Pilot : Top one 😘
[2026-03-16 11:19:07] neki : I summon : Von Der Leyen candle / dildo
[2026-03-16 11:19:16] Pilot : https://youtu.be/H7I9946PcBI?is=xiXAwiv3zrnZGZaS
[2026-03-16 11:19:22] Pilot : While we wait
[2026-03-16 11:19:26] Pilot : /zen 23m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 23 minutes zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ```
[2026-03-16 11:29:02] bluemaster : I must be Disabled, I am bearish and going long. If I confuse myself, I confuse the Market Maker too :btc:
[2026-03-16 11:29:25] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/S__vZg6G7Gs?si=vTKjv1_nl22wbMcD :doge:
[2026-03-16 11:31:15] neki : bluemaster: rofl
[2026-03-16 11:32:44] bluemaster : nice to see people buying Proof of shit coin 7% up
[2026-03-16 11:32:48] bluemaster : Total Supply 120,691,899 Max Supply ∞ Total Treasury Holding 6,536,077
[2026-03-16 11:32:55] bluemaster : supply "infinity"
[2026-03-16 11:33:23] bluemaster : https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/ethereum
[2026-03-16 11:48:14] MANsa_MOONsa : nothing like round tripping 20k
[2026-03-16 11:48:17] MANsa_MOONsa : -_-
[2026-03-16 11:48:48] GodBleesYou : swing it down a bit
[2026-03-16 11:48:55] GodBleesYou : and swing it up harder!!
[2026-03-16 11:49:00] GodBleesYou : lets go !!!!!!!
[2026-03-16 11:52:19] GodBleesYou : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rrXlXkxhjmA&list=RDAMVMrrXlXkxhjmA
[2026-03-16 11:52:45] GodBleesYou : bmagic: it gonna dive... take profits and switch to 100x long
[2026-03-16 11:52:57] GodBleesYou : it is all about Mooo it
[2026-03-16 11:53:07] GodBleesYou : at least the next day or two
[2026-03-16 11:53:17] GodBleesYou : Moooo!!!!
[2026-03-16 11:55:04] neki : really EU, u wanna poo into the friday ggap.. Cmon dont be stupid. Gap above is more sexy
[2026-03-16 11:56:28] neki : IS anyone gonna bellive Powell when he says "infaltion is under control" on Wednesday=
[2026-03-16 11:56:49] neki : the "we must look and see the data" argument
[2026-03-16 11:56:58] neki : "wait and see" 2x
[2026-03-16 11:57:15] neki : "Too little, too late" Jerome
[2026-03-16 11:57:53] GodBleesYou : it wanna Moo higher even now?
[2026-03-16 11:58:03] GodBleesYou : dump it bears!!!!!
[2026-03-16 11:58:06] GodBleesYou : let us buy the dip
[2026-03-16 11:58:07] GodBleesYou : xD
[2026-03-16 11:58:46] neki : GodBleesYou: this should MOO into 75 before EU session end
[2026-03-16 11:59:26] neki : 76 even, to position for Murica scam open-premarket vader. Then the "gap" hunt, then some serios MOOning again
[2026-03-16 12:07:16] contract details : :pepe:
[2026-03-16 12:07:38] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-16 12:07:49] neki : MOOO
[2026-03-16 12:08:00] neki : with a D
[2026-03-16 12:09:20] neki : lets make a space jump my cows
[2026-03-16 12:09:21] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/QfhJzxvUDmg?si=iZxYlSlgbVbQMhJKaribas , vamos
[2026-03-16 12:09:35] neki : put on your anti-gravity hooves
[2026-03-16 12:10:04] neki : put on the horned helmet
[2026-03-16 12:10:09] neki : shine those horns
[2026-03-16 12:13:20] neki : MOOOO IT!!!
[2026-03-16 12:19:20] neki : yaaas
[2026-03-16 12:19:21] neki : yeees
[2026-03-16 12:20:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 128 Cont @ 2293.57 ($21,650.94) - enjoy the ramen, champ
[2026-03-16 12:22:30] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: Doom only in few weeks
[2026-03-16 12:22:47] GodBleesYou : till then we gonna squsse you... @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-03-16 12:23:19] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: join my wall at 0.043-0.039
[2026-03-16 12:23:21] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: join my wall at 0.043-0.039
[2026-03-16 12:23:32] GodBleesYou : and i will wick it to 0.11
[2026-03-16 12:24:05] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: i dont trade :cat:
[2026-03-16 12:24:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : GodBleesYou: i added until 125k. u cant squeeze me. i will be one of the richiest human in the world in somme weeks
[2026-03-16 12:24:50] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: <#
[2026-03-16 12:24:55] GodBleesYou : <3 @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-03-16 12:25:15] GodBleesYou : dump it please i would like to buy more @Dr.van_Doom666
[2026-03-16 12:25:21] 45th_blown_account : :catjam:
[2026-03-16 12:25:37] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: why you dont trade?
[2026-03-16 12:25:42] GodBleesYou : have dancing isuues?
[2026-03-16 12:25:52] GodBleesYou : :arthur:
[2026-03-16 12:25:55] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: i dont believe in losing money :kek:
[2026-03-16 12:26:14] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: so dont lose !! problem solved
[2026-03-16 12:26:17] GodBleesYou : 😉
[2026-03-16 12:26:25] neki : go on EU.. show u gote ppl bought at 75k
[2026-03-16 12:26:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 2502 Cont @ 2298.29 ($424,321.12) - Hehehe :arthur::arthur::arthur:
[2026-03-16 12:26:47] neki : I Will it
[2026-03-16 12:27:29] Gandalf the Grey : us open baby
[2026-03-16 12:27:42] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: bruh i am holding. this means i dont sell for any reason, for trading , for buying food , for anything :kek:
[2026-03-16 12:27:43] Gandalf the Grey : prepare shorts
[2026-03-16 12:29:18] Gandalf the Grey : hopefully burgers wont fuck it up
[2026-03-16 12:29:46] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: the moment i wish it will dive it willl endlessy pump...
[2026-03-16 12:29:57] GodBleesYou : so i will hug my 5x long and pray
[2026-03-16 12:29:59] neki : Gandalf the Grey: this can tbe mrica yet?
[2026-03-16 12:30:09] GodBleesYou : pray for a dip
[2026-03-16 12:30:29] Gandalf the Grey : us open is in hour no
[2026-03-16 12:30:52] Gandalf the Grey : i got confused as dubai one hour ahead of riyadh
[2026-03-16 12:31:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : WTF?? DAMN CRYPTO SCAMMERS!!STOP PUMPING!!!
[2026-03-16 12:31:46] neki : Gandalf the Grey: man I always get confused with the Murica as welll lol :D
[2026-03-16 12:32:11] neki : bulla bulla
[2026-03-16 12:32:13] Gandalf the Grey : yeah
[2026-03-16 12:32:19] neki : gogo 76132ž
[2026-03-16 12:32:26] Gandalf the Grey : by the way I checked hotel prices in EU and why tf is it so expensive?
[2026-03-16 12:32:32] Gandalf the Grey : 700 euro one week? wtf
[2026-03-16 12:34:05] neki : Gandalf the Grey: yea, EU is pretty expensive.. Inflation also.. Where I come from, the cost of "normal" living has "doubled". Figures since even minimum wage got 14 increase over 3 years
[2026-03-16 12:34:07] neki : 14%
[2026-03-16 12:34:33] Djdez : Btc needs to break 74k resistance
[2026-03-16 12:34:47] Gandalf the Grey : I mean I am sorry but a hotel in Prague for a week for that much is nonsense
[2026-03-16 12:34:58] Gandalf the Grey : how much people make in Prague a month? 2k euro?
[2026-03-16 12:35:06] Gandalf the Grey : plus minus like that I think some even less
[2026-03-16 12:35:59] Gandalf the Grey : I can live solo in Dubai or Riyadh with all expenses for 1200-1400 euro a month no problem
[2026-03-16 12:36:03] contract details : 1M spx looking fun
[2026-03-16 12:36:47] neki : Gandalf the Grey: yeah around that much yea.. Prices really have skyrocketed. But fekk hotels, AiRBNB is way better in that respect. Cheaper, too
[2026-03-16 12:37:36] Gandalf the Grey : Monaco is like 2k a week lmao
[2026-03-16 12:37:40] contract details : Mmm airbnb bed bugs hidden cameras
[2026-03-16 12:37:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : Gandalf the Grey: a hotel in Dubal for 1400 $ per month???
[2026-03-16 12:37:54] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: i host you for free np bratan
[2026-03-16 12:37:59] Gandalf the Grey : good
[2026-03-16 12:38:05] Gandalf the Grey : I will be your mental support animal
[2026-03-16 12:40:43] Gandalf the Grey : why 74k reject
[2026-03-16 12:40:50] Gandalf the Grey : this should have blasted 76k direct candle
[2026-03-16 12:40:53] Gandalf the Grey : kurwa fix
[2026-03-16 12:43:32] contract details : vitalikum scamming beware
[2026-03-16 12:47:39] Gandalf the Grey : ETH outpumped us
[2026-03-16 12:47:47] Gandalf the Grey : Unbullievable
[2026-03-16 12:48:35] Fni : OkG
[2026-03-16 12:51:33] Gandalf the Grey : Brrrrr
[2026-03-16 12:51:34] Gandalf the Grey : brrrrr
[2026-03-16 12:51:36] Gandalf the Grey : brrrrrrrrrrr
[2026-03-16 12:52:46] neki : cmon.. fkiin mid-air freeze pump
[2026-03-16 12:52:48] neki : whats this EU
[2026-03-16 12:52:55] neki : go, close high like a pro
[2026-03-16 12:56:25] Gandalf the Grey : it was sub 71k yesterday lmao
[2026-03-16 12:56:27] Gandalf the Grey : we good
[2026-03-16 12:56:39] Gandalf the Grey : asian pomped hard
[2026-03-16 12:57:03] Gandalf the Grey : i worry burgers gonna fuck up
[2026-03-16 12:57:07] Gandalf the Grey : and I longed the top lol
[2026-03-16 12:57:09] contract details : burgers gonna die it
[2026-03-16 12:57:21] contract details : but maybe today just to daily open and close somewhere here :pepe:
[2026-03-16 12:57:27] Gandalf the Grey : /position xbtusd lmao ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: Long - 30,000 USD @ 73848.1534 ```
[2026-03-16 12:57:31] Gandalf the Grey : donkey
[2026-03-16 13:00:41] neki : mufasa!
[2026-03-16 13:00:47] neki : strong bull now
[2026-03-16 13:02:45] neki : - Contracts: 635 - Direction: Long - Leverage: 200× (Cross) - Avg Entry Price: 64,938.9 - Fair Price: 73,819.6 - Estimated Liquidation Price: 60,083.4 - Margin Ratio: 0.94%
[2026-03-16 13:03:52] neki : - Unrealised ROI: 2592.11%
[2026-03-16 13:06:15] neki : bulla bulla
[2026-03-16 13:07:07] bmagic : Short now
[2026-03-16 13:08:43] clarknova : ETH is entering the warzone.
[2026-03-16 13:08:45] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 73685.9945 ```
[2026-03-16 13:08:50] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.2 XBT @ 73716.84 ```
[2026-03-16 13:08:50] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.2 XBT @ 73716.84 ```
[2026-03-16 13:11:08] neki : unscalpable
[2026-03-16 13:11:13] neki : gogo bulla gogo!!!
[2026-03-16 13:12:29] Pilot : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 147,600 USD @ 73733.8062 ```
[2026-03-16 13:12:36] Pilot : Free liquidity
[2026-03-16 13:12:50] Dr.van_Doom666 : Pilot: fomonOOb!
[2026-03-16 13:13:02] Pilot : Dr.van_Doom666: ❤️
[2026-03-16 13:13:52] neki : Pilot: pilot bls take us above to the moon now :D
[2026-03-16 13:15:34] bmagic : Are we ready to die
[2026-03-16 13:15:34] bmagic : Are we ready to die
[2026-03-16 13:15:36] neki : go Bulla, show what a MOON-ster you are
[2026-03-16 13:15:53] bmagic : Pilot why u do fis
[2026-03-16 13:16:04] bmagic : Counter trade me
[2026-03-16 13:16:04] bmagic : Counter trade me
[2026-03-16 13:16:10] bmagic : Are we fighting?
[2026-03-16 13:16:19] bmagic : U know my dick is on the line?
[2026-03-16 13:16:19] bmagic : U know my dick is on the line?
[2026-03-16 13:18:02] Gandalf the Grey : 90k come baby
[2026-03-16 13:27:15] bmagic : Know what i like about this price action?
[2026-03-16 13:27:25] bmagic : I dont know if i need to eat my own dick or not soon
[2026-03-16 13:28:00] PeacenLuv : poooompahhh btc
[2026-03-16 13:29:38] PeacenLuv : long entry 73707
[2026-03-16 13:30:31] Gandalf the Grey : i scared of burger
[2026-03-16 13:32:59] neki : oke mah bool
[2026-03-16 13:33:00] neki : oke
[2026-03-16 13:33:04] neki : is goo lokin strong
[2026-03-16 13:33:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `BCHUSD`: Buy 12 Cont @ 478.1 ($425.31)
[2026-03-16 13:33:15] neki : gogo 76 awaits before Murica pre-rekt time
[2026-03-16 13:33:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SOLUSD`: Buy 11846 Cont @ 94.84 ($83,343.40) - Wallet's feeling lighter, huh?
[2026-03-16 13:33:54] Dr.van_Doom666 : SCAAAAAAMMMMM
[2026-03-16 13:40:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 53 Cont @ 2303.44 ($9,083.79) - Buenos Dias!
[2026-03-16 13:41:00] Pilot : just quit working at mcdonalds
[2026-03-16 13:41:24] Pilot : i mean oceanic aairlines
[2026-03-16 13:41:45] Pilot : dubai is getting halted
[2026-03-16 13:41:54] Pilot : so expect a bigger grildo
[2026-03-16 13:44:49] bmagic : Oh my dick
[2026-03-16 13:44:55] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 74072.4 ```
[2026-03-16 13:46:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `PEPEUSDT`: Sell 353720000 PEPE @ 0.000003987 ($1,410.64)
[2026-03-16 13:46:34] Pilot : bmagic: yeah cut it
[2026-03-16 13:47:10] Pilot : if anyone is in dubai airport come lounge with the globe and im the fucker with the stickers
[2026-03-16 13:47:24] GodBleesYou : Mooo it!!!!!!!
[2026-03-16 13:47:51] Pilot : just bring some valium
[2026-03-16 13:49:39] bmagic : Its doom for sure
[2026-03-16 13:49:47] bmagic : Bmagic has spoken
[2026-03-16 13:49:53] GodBleesYou : bmagic: <3
[2026-03-16 13:52:56] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1985 XBT @ 73968.2 ($14,685.17)
[2026-03-16 13:53:34] bmagic : Beeeeeemmmmaaaaaaaggggiiiicccccc
[2026-03-16 13:53:42] contract details : ameridump
[2026-03-16 13:53:44] bmagic : Strikes again
[2026-03-16 13:54:21] bmagic : contract details: you should quit crypto and just bet on my strike rate
[2026-03-16 13:55:24] funny cat videos : Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 36m News Conference today, prior to Trump Kennedy Center Board Meeting. Thank you!
[2026-03-16 13:55:40] funny cat videos : bro gonna call for the lynching of jerome too late powell lmfao
[2026-03-16 13:57:10] neki : what is this dikk price 735
[2026-03-16 13:57:15] neki : 745*
[2026-03-16 13:57:32] neki : cmon my grandma paid 75001 yesterday
[2026-03-16 13:57:37] neki : signal it
[2026-03-16 13:57:39] neki : :D
[2026-03-16 13:59:13] neki : damn i knew I shouldvve shorted the wti an hour ago
[2026-03-16 14:04:22] bmagic : Why are we scamming so hard
[2026-03-16 14:04:26] bmagic : Doesn’t want to go up
[2026-03-16 14:05:48] bmagic : Its because market movers dont want me posting a video of me eating my own dick
[2026-03-16 14:06:56] neki : bmagic: join us
[2026-03-16 14:07:04] neki : join the enlighetend
[2026-03-16 14:07:17] neki : release the grip on your dikk
[2026-03-16 14:07:21] neki : let it live
[2026-03-16 14:08:44] bmagic : Release my krakennn
[2026-03-16 14:09:48] bmagic : Short now
[2026-03-16 14:09:54] bmagic : 74400
[2026-03-16 14:11:15] neki : ur dikk is really in jeopardy now
[2026-03-16 14:11:39] Dr.van_Doom666 : ITS THE BIGGSR SCAM IN HISTORY
[2026-03-16 14:11:48] Dr.van_Doom666 : BIGGEST
[2026-03-16 14:12:28] bmagic : Its ready to be chopped as soon i tell everyone where One Piece is
[2026-03-16 14:13:06] bmagic : Or make the greatest escape to the Grand Line
[2026-03-16 14:13:15] bmagic : Big Blues ready
[2026-03-16 14:13:17] neki : "it rubs the lotion on its skin, else it gets the hose again"
[2026-03-16 14:13:51] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂 hahahah
[2026-03-16 14:14:12] Dr.van_Doom666 : SEVEN
[2026-03-16 14:15:33] neki : man this is some tense lunchtime for me..
[2026-03-16 14:17:40] bmagic : Ahhhhh my dick
[2026-03-16 14:17:52] MadoffNakamoto : 😂😂😂
[2026-03-16 14:19:05] neki : bmagic: can you still scream with your mouth full? :D
[2026-03-16 14:19:47] bmagic : I still have plenty of room in my mouth. Tiny penis massive balls
[2026-03-16 14:19:53] bmagic : Proportions
[2026-03-16 14:20:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 1.5000 ETH @ 2294.66 ($3,441.78) - The margin called and took it all, yet you stood tall and had a ball.
[2026-03-16 14:20:18] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 74107.0105 ```
[2026-03-16 14:20:26] bmagic : /position btcusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.24 XBT @ 73919.09 ```
[2026-03-16 14:21:03] neki : bmagic: :D
[2026-03-16 14:22:38] bazookasam : ☝️ 78
[2026-03-16 14:23:21] bmagic : Fk a bazooka foretold 78
[2026-03-16 14:23:47] bazookasam : 😜
[2026-03-16 14:24:22] funny cat videos : so you're the one who hit my granny
[2026-03-16 14:24:30] funny cat videos : rest in peace granny :pepe:
[2026-03-16 14:25:23] bmagic : Theres nothing with more conviction that a man with his dick on the line
[2026-03-16 14:25:29] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -40,000 USD @ 74107.0105 ```
[2026-03-16 14:25:37] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.27 XBT @ 73942.98 ```
[2026-03-16 14:25:44] bmagic : Lets go ooooo o odoown
[2026-03-16 14:26:05] neki : bmagic: "skin" in the game
[2026-03-16 14:27:15] bmagic : The weather forecastskin is raining meatballs
[2026-03-16 14:27:35] neki : proverbial Chew-bacca
[2026-03-16 14:28:19] bmagic : I can tell you right ive had several chances today to exit at 70% profit
[2026-03-16 14:28:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.9281 ($13.71)
[2026-03-16 14:29:13] neki : bmagic: shait, u may be right. all the dikk talk formed a limp-garndpa-dikk pattern od the m5
[2026-03-16 14:29:37] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 30000 USD @ 73749.8 - Your net worth just pulled a 2022 bear market cosplay
[2026-03-16 14:30:12] Gandalf the Grey : ok kurwa
[2026-03-16 14:30:12] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 73543.8 - GG, go touch grass
[2026-03-16 14:30:16] Djdez : Whats happening agai 😲
[2026-03-16 14:30:17] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.1057 XBT @ 73503.3 ($7,770.11)
[2026-03-16 14:30:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.9241 ($13.59)
[2026-03-16 14:30:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!!
[2026-03-16 14:30:27] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 27900 USD @ 73424.4 - Ouchie Ouchie Yellow Line Touchie
[2026-03-16 14:30:42] MadoffNakamoto : neki: the limp-grandpa-dikk pattern ? 😱 the One ? Shii, we are screwed
[2026-03-16 14:30:42] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 221800 USD @ 73305.6 - Liquidated so hard the exchange sent flowers
[2026-03-16 14:31:07] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `BNBUSDT`: Sell 0.4300 BNB @ 671.63 ($288.80)
[2026-03-16 14:31:08] MadoffNakamoto : Dr.van_Doom666: +666 sir
[2026-03-16 14:31:23] funny cat videos : hmm :pepe: cant even go take a dump without this dumping. curious.
[2026-03-16 14:31:24] Dr.van_Doom666 : MadoffNakamoto: +666 back Sire, Mahalo!
[2026-03-16 14:31:31] thankyousomuch : hehehehehe :arthur: :downrocket:
[2026-03-16 14:31:32] neki : MadoffNakamoto: yes we are. but grandpa isnt gettin screwed, tho. too much limp
[2026-03-16 14:31:40] thankyousomuch : backhire
[2026-03-16 14:31:46] bmagic : Fkn. Magic Strikes Again!!!! dIck Safeweuuuu
[2026-03-16 14:31:52] Djdez : bmagic: wow you nailed it
[2026-03-16 14:32:45] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -20,000 USD @ 74107.0105 ```
[2026-03-16 14:32:52] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.1 XBT @ 73942.98 ```
[2026-03-16 14:32:56] bmagic : Took profit let it run
[2026-03-16 14:33:04] bmagic : Dick safu
[2026-03-16 14:34:04] thankyousomuch : my longterm shorts
[2026-03-16 14:34:08] thankyousomuch : :pepe:
[2026-03-16 14:34:21] bmagic : neki: when u put ur dick on the line u can achieve great fuckery
[2026-03-16 14:34:22] neki : IDK..
[2026-03-16 14:34:37] neki : dikk still in danger tho @bmagic
[2026-03-16 14:34:49] bmagic : Anyway 68k is my target
[2026-03-16 14:34:55] neki : bmagic: u might get re-dikked
[2026-03-16 14:34:56] bmagic : Dont care if it goes 75k
[2026-03-16 14:35:12] bmagic : Na my dks safe as long as 82k doesnt hit
[2026-03-16 14:35:25] bmagic : I derisked
[2026-03-16 14:35:35] bazookasam : little trap will take out shorters 78/80k
[2026-03-16 14:35:48] bmagic : From experience we will go down to 68k now
[2026-03-16 14:35:55] bmagic : Then 77k