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<< >> English 中文 Русский 한국어 日本語 Español Français [2026-03-16 06:16:30] PeacenLuv : btfd btc 5min long entry 73127 pumpincoming longittup [2026-03-16 06:17:08] speedwell : BlissRP: unless you want more bulls/cows [2026-03-16 06:17:30] BlissRP : speedwell: who else is gonna pay me ser? [2026-03-16 06:17:45] BlissRP : i have bills to pay :pepe: [2026-03-16 06:17:45] speedwell : I already have! [2026-03-16 06:17:50] Lord_Arthur : bulltards are fooked now [2026-03-16 06:17:51] speedwell : in full [2026-03-16 06:17:56] BlissRP : :arthur: [2026-03-16 06:18:07] neki : oke MOOMOO [2026-03-16 06:18:15] neki : one MOO-RE TIME! [2026-03-16 06:18:25] speedwell : I'm selling this pump [2026-03-16 06:18:43] speedwell : all the way to 80 hopium K [2026-03-16 06:20:06] speedwell : If gold loses 5k... [2026-03-16 06:28:25] The_Reaper : Market will lose everything. Think logical [2026-03-16 06:29:15] The_Reaper : There is no reason to buy crippleto or any other market index [2026-03-16 06:29:20] The_Reaper : It will all go to hell [2026-03-16 06:29:47] speedwell : People still more, people still want. [2026-03-16 06:29:52] The_Reaper : It didnt properly yet thx to the liar donald cunt [2026-03-16 06:29:54] speedwell : move* [2026-03-16 06:30:08] BlissRP : The_Reaper: but ser he said the war will be over very soon [2026-03-16 06:30:12] BlissRP : he never lies [2026-03-16 06:30:15] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-16 06:30:17] The_Reaper : Master market manipulator [2026-03-16 06:30:27] speedwell : The best war ever [2026-03-16 06:31:55] bmagic : The permabears were always here to stay [2026-03-16 06:32:04] bmagic : Doomsday [2026-03-16 06:32:27] bmagic : They were never wrong [2026-03-16 06:32:36] bmagic : Because they were never right to begin with [2026-03-16 06:34:07] speedwell : I checked in on schrodinger cat [2026-03-16 06:34:43] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.12 XBT @ 73875.61 ``` [2026-03-16 06:34:55] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -32,000 USD @ 73740.3308 ``` [2026-03-16 06:35:04] bmagic : Might have to check in on my penis if this pumps [2026-03-16 06:35:30] bmagic : I will eat my own dick if it pumps past 75k today [2026-03-16 06:35:57] bmagic : The bots like to buy when i say this [2026-03-16 06:36:32] Shiro : bmagic: 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-16 06:36:51] Shiro : bmagic: dump it bmagic [2026-03-16 06:37:06] BlissRP : Shiro: hes alive! [2026-03-16 06:37:27] Shiro : BlissRP: yeah still holding that short 🤣🤣🤣 [2026-03-16 06:37:45] Shiro : %3 down not bad 😂 [2026-03-16 06:37:51] Shiro : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -8,500 USD @ 71222.0275 ``` [2026-03-16 06:39:10] Shiro : Make it profitable and green for me as I'm singing off and enjoying our newyear 😆🥳 @BlissRP @bmagic [2026-03-16 06:39:26] BlissRP : Shiro: ill join you ser [2026-03-16 06:39:34] BlissRP : dont worry [2026-03-16 06:40:20] Shiro : BlissRP: it's not cross as is isolated I'll leave it it's gonna be profitable or rekt hahaha [2026-03-16 06:40:34] Shiro : i don't like to close it in red lol [2026-03-16 06:40:37] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-16 06:40:49] BlissRP : interesting mentality [2026-03-16 06:40:53] BlissRP : profit or rektt [2026-03-16 06:48:29] chanyongsong : @admin i want change my account name [2026-03-16 06:50:38] neki : one little piggy [2026-03-16 06:51:01] neki : damn I like waking up in th middle of the night into pumps, [2026-03-16 06:51:53] neki : Now EU, show ssome balls yo.. go go Zeke-young bukk-eazzee-moonee trader Europe.front run thaat USA beotch [2026-03-16 06:55:11] neki : speedwell: gold is losing footing for sure.. the pump to 5k is unsustainable. only question here is the uncanny correlation [2026-03-16 06:55:37] neki : i'm puting gold on markup to 3700 usd, no more [2026-03-16 07:03:11] neki : 78128 seems like something in reach in fomo kicks in today [2026-03-16 07:03:21] neki : if fomo kicks in** [2026-03-16 07:03:33] neki : I summon the WILL [2026-03-16 07:17:22] bluemaster : Bueno Dias Muchachos,did I miss anything? [2026-03-16 07:17:28] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 227,200 USD @ 70514.8998 ``` [2026-03-16 07:17:32] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ``` [2026-03-16 07:18:36] bluemaster : :btc: always Net long [2026-03-16 07:20:37] Werner : @admin? [2026-03-16 07:22:56] neki : bluemaster: ser, what is wrong, why arent u underwater ? :D [2026-03-16 07:23:05] neki : is bitmex not working properly>? [2026-03-16 07:23:23] bluemaster : neki: Neki Europe doesn't, have balls mate they are fucken broke [2026-03-16 07:23:34] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusdt ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSDT: -5.93 USDT RPNL, -887.94 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-16 07:23:51] neki : bluemaster: dude I agree, but fokkazs have shown maturity pubes in last two or three weeks [2026-03-16 07:24:02] neki : atypical tradeing aggression, I agree .D [2026-03-16 07:24:04] neki : :D [2026-03-16 07:24:04] MANsa_MOONsa : blue master [2026-03-16 07:24:13] MANsa_MOONsa : lend me money [2026-03-16 07:24:16] bluemaster : neki: no idea I grow "gills" ready for underwater experience bu tmarke tmaker is a wanker [2026-03-16 07:24:20] MANsa_MOONsa : joking! [2026-03-16 07:24:46] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusdt ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSDT: -5.93 USDT RPNL, -890.98 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-16 07:24:50] MANsa_MOONsa : come on pepe [2026-03-16 07:24:55] MANsa_MOONsa : come on! [2026-03-16 07:25:00] bluemaster : neki: just some Ukrainian money running away and Dubai rats [2026-03-16 07:25:31] bluemaster : Gold and Silver too heavy to flight out [2026-03-16 07:25:38] bluemaster : :pepe: [2026-03-16 07:25:46] MANsa_MOONsa : dam [2026-03-16 07:26:00] MANsa_MOONsa : rats [2026-03-16 07:26:10] neki : bluemaster: plays out exactly as intended.. safe haven "easy-escape" money [2026-03-16 07:27:18] MANsa_MOONsa : /position pepeusdt ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSDT: -1,520,000,000 PEPE @ 0.0000033798 ``` [2026-03-16 07:27:25] MANsa_MOONsa : -_- [2026-03-16 07:27:26] Werner : MANsa_MOONsa: @neki @bluemaster i cum on blue masters white haired old men head [2026-03-16 07:27:36] Werner : Mahalo ! [2026-03-16 07:27:38] PeacenLuv : pooompahhh btc [2026-03-16 07:27:47] PeacenLuv : chekvolume 5min [2026-03-16 07:27:57] MANsa_MOONsa : /pnl pepeusd ``` :bitmex: PEPEUSD: -0.0322 XBT RPNL, 1.0509 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-03-16 07:27:58] Werner : Up only ! [2026-03-16 07:28:01] MANsa_MOONsa : PAMP IT BABY [2026-03-16 07:28:10] PeacenLuv : Werner: true mahalohhhh [2026-03-16 07:28:23] MANsa_MOONsa : UPPPPPPPP [2026-03-16 07:28:37] Werner : :arthur: [2026-03-16 07:28:41] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: gewdwerk [2026-03-16 07:28:52] neki : Werner: lookin at them gills, eh? :D [2026-03-16 07:29:16] MANsa_MOONsa : how do i unmute [2026-03-16 07:29:24] Werner : neki: indeed sir indeed, mahalo indeed! [2026-03-16 07:30:27] Werner : Trading bitcoin is so much fun, you just trade and have fun, and you watch the news and so much fun again, trump getting cucked, so much fuun, world is so much fun atm ! [2026-03-16 07:31:56] neki : the whole world seems like bitmex trollbox at the moment, i agree xD [2026-03-16 07:32:16] PeacenLuv : next move up 88kusd per 1btc [2026-03-16 07:32:59] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: i dunno [2026-03-16 07:33:08] PeacenLuv : vukkem [2026-03-16 07:33:46] PeacenLuv : im jolly green giant btc n others [2026-03-16 07:34:12] PeacenLuv : u dont like it get off my boat [2026-03-16 07:34:28] PeacenLuv : 😁😍😘bye [2026-03-16 07:34:43] PeacenLuv : no argumentz off [2026-03-16 07:35:09] PeacenLuv : i stopped talin to peeps without bitkoin years ago [2026-03-16 07:35:26] PeacenLuv : jus buy em some n ya got buds [2026-03-16 07:35:34] MANsa_MOONsa : PeacenLuv: thanks [2026-03-16 07:35:47] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: well deserved [2026-03-16 07:35:53] PeacenLuv : no big i know [2026-03-16 07:36:01] PeacenLuv : peace lets get more [2026-03-16 07:36:05] PeacenLuv : slayem [2026-03-16 07:36:13] PeacenLuv : gotta run [2026-03-16 07:36:20] MANsa_MOONsa : have a good day [2026-03-16 07:36:32] PeacenLuv : turkeyz cookin [2026-03-16 07:36:40] PeacenLuv : MANsa_MOONsa: u azwell [2026-03-16 07:37:34] PeacenLuv : 1.068 longstops sui koin [2026-03-16 07:38:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 73592.7 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-16 07:38:52] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 73563.6 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-16 07:39:32] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 200 USD @ 73475 - GG, go touch grass [2026-03-16 07:39:42] BlissRP : ronnie is hungry [2026-03-16 07:40:07] PeacenLuv : long entry 73457 [2026-03-16 07:41:24] Gandalf the Grey : 100k soon [2026-03-16 07:41:26] Gandalf the Grey : lmao [2026-03-16 07:44:27] neki : dont u be making that red pin now EU [2026-03-16 07:44:31] neki : dont be a pussaih [2026-03-16 07:55:41] MANsa_MOONsa : wowow [2026-03-16 08:00:17] neki : oke maricon [2026-03-16 08:00:18] neki : oke, [2026-03-16 08:00:21] neki : is oke.. [2026-03-16 08:00:25] neki : pumpus maximus now [2026-03-16 08:00:39] neki : say hello to my lil friend [2026-03-16 08:01:02] neki : yaas [2026-03-16 08:01:09] neki : yees [2026-03-16 08:01:11] neki : yeees! [2026-03-16 08:01:22] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `WIFUSDT`: Buy 357 WIF @ 0.188 ($67.12) [2026-03-16 08:01:40] "it will be........" : . [2026-03-16 08:07:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `SUIUSD`: Buy 519 Cont @ 1.076 ($411.56) [2026-03-16 08:07:51] neki : yaas Ronne, play the music! [2026-03-16 08:08:02] neki : the dead souls choir [2026-03-16 08:08:11] Pilot : @admin Change my name to Jacob23 [2026-03-16 08:08:40] Pilot : https://youtu.be/W-bVFovGMIU?is=S-mQ47gozqpR7kEt [2026-03-16 08:08:46] Pilot : /zen 23h ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 23 hours zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ``` [2026-03-16 08:09:07] SmackThat : @admin can you please un-restrict my account ? [2026-03-16 08:15:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.0087 XBT @ 73398.5 ($638.59) - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-16 08:15:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `SOLUSDT`: Sell 10.3900 SOL @ 93.41 ($970.54) [2026-03-16 08:15:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ETHUSDT`: Sell 0.1900 ETH @ 2246.99 ($426.90) [2026-03-16 08:15:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `DOGEUSDT`: Sell 970 DOGE @ 0.10196 ($98.89) [2026-03-16 08:17:29] Mr. Axelrod : Pilot: u got a good name, dont change it [2026-03-16 08:19:27] PeacenLuv : pumpittup btc lezgohh [2026-03-16 08:20:32] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!! [2026-03-16 08:23:48] Gandalf the Grey : yo gimme a joint [2026-03-16 08:24:19] neki : Moorder the bera [2026-03-16 08:24:35] Gandalf the Grey : send it 80k today pls [2026-03-16 08:24:41] Gandalf the Grey : be generous. it is almost Eid [2026-03-16 08:24:44] Gandalf the Grey : we need moneys [2026-03-16 08:24:54] neki : for familiae!! ž [2026-03-16 08:25:16] Gandalf the Grey : or hoes [2026-03-16 08:25:31] Gandalf the Grey : iran decreased hoes prices a bit so it is good [2026-03-16 08:25:44] neki : 80k would be a massive send .-..9% scamwick [2026-03-16 08:26:06] Gandalf the Grey : we did 120k - 103k remember [2026-03-16 08:26:38] neki : Gandalf the Grey: this is good. the hoe market there was in a bubble for a while now.. bubble baths :D [2026-03-16 08:26:46] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: u need money and need a hot chik [2026-03-16 08:26:55] Gandalf the Grey : buy the dip ah moment [2026-03-16 08:27:09] neki : Gandalf the Grey: ya but its alwqys easier to go down, it seems. [2026-03-16 08:27:28] Gandalf the Grey : ofc [2026-03-16 08:27:41] Gandalf the Grey : for up you need new buyers [2026-03-16 08:27:52] Gandalf the Grey : for down you need people that bought already to sell [2026-03-16 08:31:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 100 USD @ 73291.9 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-16 08:31:46] bmagic : Bmagic strikes again!!!!! [2026-03-16 08:31:57] bmagic : My dick is saved [2026-03-16 08:32:51] Mr. Axelrod : @admin look at @bmagic's vulgarity [2026-03-16 08:32:56] Mr. Axelrod : :arthur: [2026-03-16 08:33:20] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: it would be much worse if we went higher ser [2026-03-16 08:33:24] BlissRP : he agreed to cut it off [2026-03-16 08:33:42] bmagic : Mr. Axelrod: would u rather i eat my own dick mcafee style [2026-03-16 08:33:44] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: lol, then lets get his PP chopped off [2026-03-16 08:33:50] bmagic : I am alive [2026-03-16 08:34:00] BlissRP : Mr. Axelrod: maybe some other time ser [2026-03-16 08:34:03] bmagic : Bless me [2026-03-16 08:34:04] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: why would you do so ? [2026-03-16 08:34:07] BlissRP : its time for justice [2026-03-16 08:34:21] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSD`: Sell 400 USD @ 73239.7 - Hope is not a strategy [2026-03-16 08:34:29] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hahhahaha, @bmagic btw dont show your dick to SHAWN THE FACKING CLONW... he love it in the mouth [2026-03-16 08:34:44] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-16 08:34:44] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl xrpusdt ``` :bitmex: XRPUSDT: 676.42 USDT RPNL, -40.22 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-16 08:34:48] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl ethusdt ``` :bitmex: ETHUSDT: 2,046.34 USDT RPNL, 1,243.01 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-16 08:34:52] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl solusdt ``` :bitmex: SOLUSDT: 1,212.54 USDT RPNL, 609.74 USDT UPNL ``` [2026-03-16 08:34:56] Mr. Axelrod : /pnl bnbusd ``` :bitmex: BNBUSD: 0.0032 XBT RPNL, 0.0077 XBT UPNL ``` [2026-03-16 08:35:05] Mr. Axelrod : gve me higher need to add more to my shorts [2026-03-16 08:35:18] BlissRP : request denied [2026-03-16 08:35:19] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: i am still holding my shorts with patience [2026-03-16 08:35:27] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: hahahhahahahaah [2026-03-16 08:35:47] Mr. Axelrod : BlissRP: if my request is denied then bmagic pp will be chopped off :arthur: [2026-03-16 08:36:03] Gandalf the Grey : muh triple topu [2026-03-16 08:36:21] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: Can I get a hot chik plz ? [2026-03-16 08:36:29] Mr. Axelrod : heard you have a loads of them [2026-03-16 08:36:46] Gandalf the Grey : Sure bro any preference? [2026-03-16 08:37:08] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: i would love kazak or iranians [2026-03-16 08:37:29] Mr. Axelrod : Gandalf the Grey: i knew you are my friend :respect: [2026-03-16 08:37:29] Gandalf the Grey : hmmmm [2026-03-16 08:37:36] funny cat videos : humantraffickingbox :pepe: [2026-03-16 08:37:46] Mr. Axelrod : funny cat videos: :pepe: [2026-03-16 08:41:04] bmagic : Schrodingers Cat or Bmagics DickBox. Look inside and nobody knows if we are bullish or bearish. [2026-03-16 08:41:18] neki : yo corn.. act mufasa now [2026-03-16 08:41:22] Dr.van_Doom666 : we go to goblintown [2026-03-16 08:41:24] neki : no need for this pussy dips [2026-03-16 08:41:25] bmagic : Don’t look inside and live in blissful ignorance [2026-03-16 08:42:11] BlissRP : my specialty [2026-03-16 08:42:26] neki : go go balls out go [2026-03-16 08:42:39] Mr. Axelrod : oh no we damping again [2026-03-16 08:42:50] Mr. Axelrod : plz all i asked was SOL @ 98 [2026-03-16 08:42:57] Mr. Axelrod : ETH @2350 [2026-03-16 08:43:00] Mr. Axelrod : come one [2026-03-16 08:43:02] Mr. Axelrod : come on [2026-03-16 08:43:49] neki : 1k junkie yankee candle now [2026-03-16 08:43:54] neki : smell the top [2026-03-16 08:43:57] Gandalf the Grey : just buy more [2026-03-16 08:45:01] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `XBTUSDT`: Sell 0.4000 XBT @ 72912 ($29,165.84) - Your long got sent to the shadow realm [2026-03-16 08:45:53] neki : yaas [2026-03-16 08:46:12] neki : reject the dump like a thai lady boi [2026-03-16 08:48:01] BlissRP : accept the dump like a halal portfolio [2026-03-16 08:48:05] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-16 08:48:14] BlissRP : will it [2026-03-16 08:48:40] neki : dumps are haram. dumps are dirty pig swine action [2026-03-16 08:49:42] BlissRP : say woof my little good boy [2026-03-16 08:49:44] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-16 08:50:17] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -22,000 USD @ 73740.3308 ``` [2026-03-16 08:50:20] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.07 XBT @ 73875.61 ``` [2026-03-16 08:50:24] bmagic : Haven’t closed yet [2026-03-16 08:50:52] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: +1 [2026-03-16 08:52:44] neki : dont mess with the will yall [2026-03-16 08:53:52] BlissRP : bmagic: why close bera flag rejection at top? [2026-03-16 08:54:03] BlissRP : ride it to 40keks like a man [2026-03-16 08:54:16] BlissRP : a man with intact genitals [2026-03-16 08:54:19] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: +1 [2026-03-16 08:54:29] neki : commence pudification [2026-03-16 08:54:34] neki : purification [2026-03-16 08:54:40] neki : kill the hereticsć [2026-03-16 08:55:20] neki : cleanse the dirty bera souls, show the way of the moon-ster [2026-03-16 08:55:55] bmagic : BlissRP: im not going to try to understand what u mean [2026-03-16 08:56:03] bmagic : I see red I buy sometimes [2026-03-16 08:56:14] BlissRP : no brain required [2026-03-16 08:56:31] BlissRP : bera market has only 1 bera flag??? HAH [2026-03-16 08:56:34] BlissRP : ya rite [2026-03-16 08:56:44] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: 40k will not hold [2026-03-16 08:56:56] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: will 0 hold? kroleg predicts negative prices [2026-03-16 08:57:33] funny cat videos : qrleg :pepe: :kek: [2026-03-16 08:57:39] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-16 08:57:41] Dr.van_Doom666 : BlissRP: Kroleg will be right [2026-03-16 08:57:54] BlissRP : qrleg is wild [2026-03-16 08:57:56] BlissRP : love that [2026-03-16 08:58:00] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 28,000 USD @ 73141.6534 ``` [2026-03-16 08:58:17] BlissRP : never seen a bigger pus c than bmagic :pepe: [2026-03-16 08:58:20] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: -1 [2026-03-16 08:58:22] BlissRP : def has nothing to chop off anywayss [2026-03-16 08:58:26] bmagic : Bounce for me [2026-03-16 08:58:55] bmagic : Bounce to 73700 and i will short my load [2026-03-16 08:59:14] BlissRP : at least he captured 600 from the 37k move [2026-03-16 08:59:18] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-16 08:59:26] BlissRP : yuge [2026-03-16 08:59:53] BlissRP : bmagic: deal! [2026-03-16 09:00:20] bmagic : Doesn’t look like it wants to bounce [2026-03-16 09:00:23] bmagic : But it will [2026-03-16 09:00:37] BlissRP : what a wonderful audience? [2026-03-16 09:00:42] BlissRP : :pepe: [2026-03-16 09:00:48] Dr.van_Doom666 : lol [2026-03-16 09:01:00] BlissRP : so glad to be here [2026-03-16 09:01:26] neki : here we go [2026-03-16 09:01:27] bmagic : If this doesn bounce i will eat my own dick [2026-03-16 09:01:32] neki : bye bera [2026-03-16 09:01:59] bmagic : Damn, i mean good. Its bouncing [2026-03-16 09:02:25] BlissRP : bruh :arthur: [2026-03-16 09:02:29] BlissRP : dont tempt fate [2026-03-16 09:02:37] BlissRP : one day it will happen [2026-03-16 09:06:05] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: nice "bounce"... [2026-03-16 09:06:29] BlissRP : keep it simple stupid [2026-03-16 09:06:33] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-16 09:06:56] BlissRP : good entry then touch grass enjoy life [2026-03-16 09:07:02] BlissRP : fight for good entry [2026-03-16 09:09:03] bluemaster : All this dumping credit too, shitcoin scam and the ETH Foundation, [2026-03-16 09:09:10] neki : no more bullsh it now.. bera done dead [2026-03-16 09:09:19] neki : mufasa candle inbound [2026-03-16 09:09:24] neki : buh by eberea [2026-03-16 09:09:33] BlissRP : su casa candle [2026-03-16 09:09:37] bluemaster : going to 16k will make Vitalik poor again . [2026-03-16 09:09:37] BlissRP : su casa es mio [2026-03-16 09:09:40] BlissRP : :kek: [2026-03-16 09:09:51] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-03-16 09:10:11] neki : BlissRP: yaas, a good candle can indeed pay for casa del neki [2026-03-16 09:10:26] neki : :D [2026-03-16 09:10:27] BlissRP : :doge: [2026-03-16 09:11:00] bmagic : Dr.van_Doom666: bounce on dis dick [2026-03-16 09:12:01] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: lol [2026-03-16 09:12:08] Dr.van_Doom666 : small dick [2026-03-16 09:12:24] BlissRP : Dr.van_Doom666: harder to cut off [2026-03-16 09:12:50] bmagic : Dr.van_Doom666: tiny. Easy to eat if it doesn’t bounce [2026-03-16 09:12:57] bmagic : But very fertile [2026-03-16 09:13:04] BlissRP : fear factor bmagic style [2026-03-16 09:13:15] Dr.van_Doom666 : bmagic: +1 [2026-03-16 09:13:18] bmagic : Send it long [2026-03-16 09:13:25] bmagic : Temporarily to fill my shorts [2026-03-16 09:13:43] bmagic : Then ill drop my massive balls onto the order book so we dump to 30k [2026-03-16 09:14:07] BlissRP : i like the sounds of this ser [2026-03-16 09:14:10] bmagic : Im ok with 73650 [2026-03-16 09:14:35] neki : bluemaster: when ETh goes to shiet, we will see for real where "Vitalik is dancing".. on a stripper pole for white trash trailerpark hillbillies [2026-03-16 09:15:25] neki : bera in trou-bull now [2026-03-16 09:15:35] neki : rooh-ooggh [2026-03-16 09:16:04] BlissRP : send to 80kek if you want sers [2026-03-16 09:16:15] BlissRP : its going to be a painful road, might need some scraps to fend with [2026-03-16 09:19:46] neki : BlissRP: I will it. I will the market at 80k this week [2026-03-16 09:25:47] Gandalf the Grey : 73k is a friend finally? [2026-03-16 09:25:59] Gandalf the Grey : also 7 green dailies lol [2026-03-16 09:32:49] bluemaster : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejcf7nyMi8I&list=RDEjcf7nyMi8I&start_radio=1 life is good [2026-03-16 09:35:18] Gandalf the Grey : at 110k it will be betterer [2026-03-16 09:36:46] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `FILUSD`: Sell 2 Cont @ 0.939 ($13.76) [2026-03-16 09:40:14] neki : go faggy eu trader. rekt the bera [2026-03-16 09:40:38] neki : balls out and some action now. Stop trading the fkin oil [2026-03-16 09:43:53] neki : waiting for Murica to set the mood again.. what are you EU? a pussaih? [2026-03-16 10:00:20] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: sounds jewish to me [2026-03-16 10:09:06] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated long on `ASTERUSDT`: Sell 2706.9000 ASTER @ 0.7216 ($1,975.77) - Congrats, you just paid for BlackRock’s next ETF commercial [2026-03-16 10:17:14] Gandalf the Grey : silver top longers can be underwater for another 20 years lol [2026-03-16 10:17:39] Gandalf the Grey : MOOOOO moooo MOOOOO [2026-03-16 10:17:43] Gandalf the Grey : ETH pushing [2026-03-16 10:17:49] Gandalf the Grey : EURO pushing [2026-03-16 10:17:50] Gandalf the Grey : send it [2026-03-16 10:22:59] neki : MOOOO [2026-03-16 10:24:08] neki : Gandalf the Grey: silver was such a scam.. as usual, this market is traditionaly so rigged.. people working in gold have been telling me this for 15 years now. Its just a rigged market [2026-03-16 10:24:25] neki : not traders, actual goldsmiths, etc [2026-03-16 10:24:37] Mr. Axelrod : neki: SILVER is going to go above 100 in coming month [2026-03-16 10:26:07] neki : Mr. Axelrod: surely looks like a dead cat with double top on YoY [2026-03-16 10:27:06] neki : Mr. Axelrod: i think precius metals are about 20% overpriced. goild has nothing to look for above (mybe) 4k per ounce samoe for silver when u factor in the ratios [2026-03-16 10:27:25] bmagic : ARE WE NOT ENTERTAINED?! 🍆 [2026-03-16 10:27:39] Mr. Axelrod : bmagic: not yet , you dick is still safe [2026-03-16 10:28:11] neki : keep up the purple eggplpant long action :D [2026-03-16 10:37:32] contract details : cant even break the range high [2026-03-16 10:37:34] contract details : gg [2026-03-16 10:37:45] contract details : 07 oct again [2026-03-16 10:40:59] bmagic : I haven’t left work yet thats why [2026-03-16 10:41:06] bmagic : Dildos dont commence until i leave work [2026-03-16 10:47:13] 45th_blown_account : when BMEX season :pepe: [2026-03-16 10:47:55] Dr.van_Doom666 : 45th_blown_account: never ever [2026-03-16 10:48:01] bluemaster : forget kids how long Bucket shops and scam artists using shitcoin collateral to dump bitcoin and pump scam coin , we are not going up ! [2026-03-16 10:48:11] 45th_blown_account : Dr.van_Doom666: when pull run :arthur: [2026-03-16 10:48:21] Dr.van_Doom666 : 45th_blown_account: NOW!! [2026-03-16 10:48:31] Dr.van_Doom666 : bluemaster: hiya Blue [2026-03-16 10:48:50] 45th_blown_account : Dr.van_Doom666: send it , i heard Netanahiou coffee shop got bombed and died again :arthur: [2026-03-16 10:49:13] Dr.van_Doom666 : .... [2026-03-16 10:50:13] neki : oke [2026-03-16 10:50:14] neki : I [2026-03-16 10:50:16] neki : C [2026-03-16 10:50:17] neki : B [2026-03-16 10:50:18] neki : M [2026-03-16 10:50:23] neki : woop wwwopp!!! [2026-03-16 10:53:52] neki : my friend, just teleport to 78k aand be done with it [2026-03-16 10:54:39] bluemaster : exit [2026-03-16 10:54:47] bluemaster : reboot :pepe: [2026-03-16 10:56:05] bluemaster : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: 227,200 USD @ 70680.3692 ``` [2026-03-16 10:56:09] bluemaster : /position xbtm26 ``` :bitmex: XBTM26: 152,100 USD @ 69721.8794 ``` [2026-03-16 10:56:12] bluemaster : :btc: [2026-03-16 10:56:15] bluemaster : exit [2026-03-16 10:57:09] neki : bluemaster: nice ones :P did u actualy reposition then, I remember March being much higher .. [2026-03-16 11:00:28] 45th_blown_account : the pump will be violent , :arthur: [2026-03-16 11:01:30] bluemaster : neki: waiting for 16k to reopen full size [2026-03-16 11:01:46] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.05 XBT @ 73661.95 ``` [2026-03-16 11:01:52] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -3,000 USD @ 73750.1 ``` [2026-03-16 11:01:56] bmagic : Layering into my short [2026-03-16 11:02:02] bmagic : Doom incoming [2026-03-16 11:02:07] Gandalf the Grey : non bulliever [2026-03-16 11:02:24] Gandalf the Grey : why short uptrend [2026-03-16 11:02:36] Gandalf the Grey : it going up [2026-03-16 11:03:17] bluemaster : I miss Erwinos,,Pilot,Husky where are all gone ? [2026-03-16 11:04:27] Gandalf the Grey : erwinos overleveraged and got rekt [2026-03-16 11:04:33] Gandalf the Grey : husky is on crack [2026-03-16 11:04:37] Gandalf the Grey : pilot i dunno [2026-03-16 11:05:02] bmagic : Gandalf the Grey: doom [2026-03-16 11:05:11] Gandalf the Grey : for shorter wallet [2026-03-16 11:06:03] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -28,000 USD @ 73688.1664 ``` [2026-03-16 11:06:08] bmagic : /position xbtusdt ``` :bitmex: XBTUSDT: -0.15 XBT @ 73669.82 ``` [2026-03-16 11:06:11] bmagic : Its fine [2026-03-16 11:06:59] bmagic : Also its not an uptrend yet [2026-03-16 11:07:11] bmagic : Its a reversal signal yet to be confirmed [2026-03-16 11:07:20] bmagic : Based on the data its going to die [2026-03-16 11:07:28] bmagic : 68k retest [2026-03-16 11:07:33] bmagic : Before 80k [2026-03-16 11:08:09] bmagic : Bulls too excited for now [2026-03-16 11:08:21] bmagic : Smells of desperation and sweaty dick [2026-03-16 11:09:16] speedwell : Everybody was kongfu fighting [2026-03-16 11:10:14] bmagic : /position xbtusd ``` :bitmex: XBTUSD: -35,000 USD @ 73679.4795 ``` [2026-03-16 11:14:51] neki : bluemaster: thats a deep dive :P [2026-03-16 11:15:48] neki : bmagic: why do you betray the bool? [2026-03-16 11:16:18] Pilot : @bluemaster How’s the weather this morning? ;) [2026-03-16 11:16:49] bmagic : neki: cause im gay [2026-03-16 11:18:03] Pilot : No idea why my leaderboard name is some bullshit [2026-03-16 11:18:04] neki : bmagic: but ser, u will eat dikk now. Once dikk is gone, no condition to remain gay :D [2026-03-16 11:18:14] neki : it becomes impossible [2026-03-16 11:18:16] Pilot : Top one 😘 [2026-03-16 11:19:07] neki : I summon : Von Der Leyen candle / dildo [2026-03-16 11:19:16] Pilot : https://youtu.be/H7I9946PcBI?is=xiXAwiv3zrnZGZaS [2026-03-16 11:19:22] Pilot : While we wait [2026-03-16 11:19:26] Pilot : /zen 23m ``` :bitmex: Enjoy your 23 minutes zen mode Pilot. Please contact support if you want to chat sooner. ``` [2026-03-16 11:29:02] bluemaster : I must be Disabled, I am bearish and going long. If I confuse myself, I confuse the Market Maker too :btc: [2026-03-16 11:29:25] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/S__vZg6G7Gs?si=vTKjv1_nl22wbMcD :doge: [2026-03-16 11:31:15] neki : bluemaster: rofl [2026-03-16 11:32:44] bluemaster : nice to see people buying Proof of shit coin 7% up [2026-03-16 11:32:48] bluemaster : Total Supply 120,691,899 Max Supply ∞ Total Treasury Holding 6,536,077 [2026-03-16 11:32:55] bluemaster : supply "infinity" [2026-03-16 11:33:23] bluemaster : https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/ethereum [2026-03-16 11:48:14] MANsa_MOONsa : nothing like round tripping 20k [2026-03-16 11:48:17] MANsa_MOONsa : -_- [2026-03-16 11:48:48] GodBleesYou : swing it down a bit [2026-03-16 11:48:55] GodBleesYou : and swing it up harder!! [2026-03-16 11:49:00] GodBleesYou : lets go !!!!!!! [2026-03-16 11:52:19] GodBleesYou : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=rrXlXkxhjmA&list=RDAMVMrrXlXkxhjmA [2026-03-16 11:52:45] GodBleesYou : bmagic: it gonna dive... take profits and switch to 100x long [2026-03-16 11:52:57] GodBleesYou : it is all about Mooo it [2026-03-16 11:53:07] GodBleesYou : at least the next day or two [2026-03-16 11:53:17] GodBleesYou : Moooo!!!! [2026-03-16 11:55:04] neki : really EU, u wanna poo into the friday ggap.. Cmon dont be stupid. Gap above is more sexy [2026-03-16 11:56:28] neki : IS anyone gonna bellive Powell when he says "infaltion is under control" on Wednesday= [2026-03-16 11:56:49] neki : the "we must look and see the data" argument [2026-03-16 11:56:58] neki : "wait and see" 2x [2026-03-16 11:57:15] neki : "Too little, too late" Jerome [2026-03-16 11:57:53] GodBleesYou : it wanna Moo higher even now? [2026-03-16 11:58:03] GodBleesYou : dump it bears!!!!! [2026-03-16 11:58:06] GodBleesYou : let us buy the dip [2026-03-16 11:58:07] GodBleesYou : xD [2026-03-16 11:58:46] neki : GodBleesYou: this should MOO into 75 before EU session end [2026-03-16 11:59:26] neki : 76 even, to position for Murica scam open-premarket vader. Then the "gap" hunt, then some serios MOOning again [2026-03-16 12:07:16] contract details : :pepe: [2026-03-16 12:07:38] Dr.van_Doom666 : DOOM!!!!!!!!! [2026-03-16 12:07:49] neki : MOOO [2026-03-16 12:08:00] neki : with a D [2026-03-16 12:09:20] neki : lets make a space jump my cows [2026-03-16 12:09:21] 45th_blown_account : https://youtu.be/QfhJzxvUDmg?si=iZxYlSlgbVbQMhJKaribas , vamos [2026-03-16 12:09:35] neki : put on your anti-gravity hooves [2026-03-16 12:10:04] neki : put on the horned helmet [2026-03-16 12:10:09] neki : shine those horns [2026-03-16 12:13:20] neki : MOOOO IT!!! [2026-03-16 12:19:20] neki : yaaas [2026-03-16 12:19:21] neki : yeees [2026-03-16 12:20:16] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 128 Cont @ 2293.57 ($21,650.94) - enjoy the ramen, champ [2026-03-16 12:22:30] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: Doom only in few weeks [2026-03-16 12:22:47] GodBleesYou : till then we gonna squsse you... @Dr.van_Doom666 [2026-03-16 12:23:19] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: join my wall at 0.043-0.039 [2026-03-16 12:23:21] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: join my wall at 0.043-0.039 [2026-03-16 12:23:32] GodBleesYou : and i will wick it to 0.11 [2026-03-16 12:24:05] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: i dont trade :cat: [2026-03-16 12:24:28] Dr.van_Doom666 : GodBleesYou: i added until 125k. u cant squeeze me. i will be one of the richiest human in the world in somme weeks [2026-03-16 12:24:50] GodBleesYou : Dr.van_Doom666: <# [2026-03-16 12:24:55] GodBleesYou : <3 @Dr.van_Doom666 [2026-03-16 12:25:15] GodBleesYou : dump it please i would like to buy more @Dr.van_Doom666 [2026-03-16 12:25:21] 45th_blown_account : :catjam: [2026-03-16 12:25:37] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: why you dont trade? [2026-03-16 12:25:42] GodBleesYou : have dancing isuues? [2026-03-16 12:25:52] GodBleesYou : :arthur: [2026-03-16 12:25:55] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: i dont believe in losing money :kek: [2026-03-16 12:26:14] GodBleesYou : 45th_blown_account: so dont lose !! problem solved [2026-03-16 12:26:17] GodBleesYou : 😉 [2026-03-16 12:26:25] neki : go on EU.. show u gote ppl bought at 75k [2026-03-16 12:26:41] RonnieREKT : 🔥 Liquidated short on `ETHUSD`: Buy 2502 Cont @ 2298.29 ($424,321.12) - Hehehe :arthur::arthur::arthur: [2026-03-16 12:26:47] neki : I Will it [2026-03-16 12:27:29] Gandalf the Grey : us open baby [2026-03-16 12:27:42] 45th_blown_account : GodBleesYou: bruh i am holding. this means i dont sell for any reason, for trading , for buying food , for anything :kek: [2026-03-16 12:27:43] Gandalf the Grey : prepare shorts [2026-03-16 12:29:18] Gandalf the Grey : hopefully burgers wont fuck it up [2026-03-16 12:29:46] GodBleesYou : Gandalf the Grey: the moment i wish it will dive it willl endlessy pump... [2026-03-16 12:29:57] GodBleesYou : so i will hug my 5x long and pray [2026-03-16 12:29:59] neki : Gandalf the Grey: this can tbe mrica yet? [2026-03-16 12:30:09] GodBleesYou : pray for a dip [2026-03-16 12:30:29] Gandalf the Grey : us open is in hour no [2026-03-16 12:30:52] Gandalf the Grey : i got confused as dubai one hour ahead of riyadh [2026-03-16 12:31:11] Dr.van_Doom666 : WTF?? DAMN CRYPTO SCAMMERS!!STOP PUMPING!!! [2026-03-16 12:31:46] neki : Gandalf the Grey: man I always get confused with the Murica as welll lol :D [2026-03-16 12:32:11] neki : bulla bulla [2026-03-16 12:32:13] Gandalf the Grey : yeah [2026-03-16 12:32:19] neki : gogo 76132ž [2026-03-16 12:32:26] Gandalf the Grey : by the way I checked hotel prices in EU and why tf is it so expensive? [2026-03-16 12:32:32] Gandalf the Grey : 700 euro one week? wtf [2026-03-16 12:34:05] neki : Gandalf the Grey: yea, EU is pretty expensive.. Inflation also.. Where I come from, the cost of "normal" living has "doubled". Figures since even minimum wage got 14 increase over 3 years [2026-03-16 12:34:07] neki : 14% [2026-03-16 12:34:33] Djdez : Btc needs to break 74k resistance [2026-03-16 12:34:47] Gandalf the Grey : I mean I am sorry but a hotel in Prague for a week for that much is nonsense [2026-03-16 12:34:58] Gandalf the Grey : how much people make in Prague a month? 2k euro? [2026-03-16 12:35:06] Gandalf the Grey : plus minus like that I think some even less [2026-03-16 12:35:59] Gandalf the Grey : I can live solo in Dubai or Riyadh with all expenses for 1200-1400 euro a month no problem [2026-03-16 12:36:03] contract details : 1M spx looking fun [2026-03-16 12:36:47] neki : Gandalf the Grey: yeah around that much yea.. Prices really have skyrocketed. But fekk hotels, AiRBNB is way better in that respect. Cheaper, too [2026-03-16 12:37:36] Gandalf the Grey : Monaco is like 2k a week lmao [2026-03-16 12:37:40] contract details : Mmm airbnb bed bugs hidden cameras [2026-03-16 12:37:46] Dr.van_Doom666 : Gandalf the Grey: a hotel in Dubal for 1400 $ per month??? [2026-03-16 12:37:54] contract details : Gandalf the Grey: i host you for free np bratan [2026-03-16 12:37:59] Gandalf the Grey : good [2026-03-16 12:38:05] Gandalf the Grey : I will be your mental support animal [2026-03-16 12:40:43] Gandalf the Grey : why 74k reject [2026-03-16 12:40:50] Gandalf the Grey : this should have blasted 76k direct candle [2026-03-16 12:40:53] Gandalf the Grey : kurwa fix [2026-03-16 12:43:32] contract details : vitalikum scamming beware